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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1911 EVENING EDITION. in - jBfcgaajfll& PERSONAL notices of visitors in tho city, or of Coos Day people who visit in other cities, togother with notices of social affairs, nro gladly received In tho social de partment. Tolcphono 133. No tices of club meetings will bo pub lished and secretaries aro kindly requested to furnish same. THE AFTERMATH Maid of Athens, ero wo part, Oivo mo back my motor cart. Olve me back thoso jowels raro That I gave to deck your hoalr. Hero my vow boforo you go I'll go broko if you say no! Give mo back that rope of pearls That doth nestle neath your curls, And that mo3t oxpouslvo thing, Our one-tlmo ongagomont ring Rubles, three Bet In a row I'll go broko it you say not By those buggy rides we had in those days so gay and glad, , Uy those wanderings do clinsto "With my nrm around your wulst, Uy tho bills that still I owe. I'll go broko if you say no! Uy those hosts of soda sips J'vo provided for your lips, Dy thti pounds of caramels, Hoses, pinks and nsphoduls, That have cost a "thou" or so I'll go broko If you say no! I don't nsk you for my heart, Mnld of Athens, ero wo part, I can get nnotnor ono CONTRIBUTIONS concerning social happenings, intended for publication In tho society depart ment of Tho Times, must bo sub mitted to tho editor not later than C o'clock p. in., Friday of each weok. (Excoptlons will bo allowed only In cases where events occur lator than tho ttmo mentioned.) tho back of your neck, and such n delightful little lisp, and such a satiny skin nnd such big eyes, in which I find a thousand coniptlmunts ovcry time 1 look at them that I shall not pass n comfortable moment till you consent to bo my 'perfect wife.' " That Is what tho seeker for femi nine perfection should say when he proposes. He never does, but any wife may take heart when she re members that so long as her husband admires her femininity ho von't worry nbout her perfections physi cal, mental or cither. O Mrs. I. S. Kaufman returned this week from n six weok's visit nt tho homo of her son, Ralph Kaufman, in Helena, Mont., nnd with other rela tives and frlonds nt Spokane nnd other northern points. Miss Blnn cho Fortmnn, n nleco of Mrs. R. O. Kaufman, accompanied her and will spend a month or so on tho Bay. 0 Judge ad Mrs. Cyrus Happy of feet shoulder, tho "perfect figure," J"UB " ir8 uruB "nI " 0l tho "perfect eyebrow": and if phy- Spokane, Wash., nro expected here Now that It's day's work Is dono.J thu pnrlor uric.n.urnc, But before I go Ono motor cur, ono gold chain purso, ono diamond tiara, two gold bangles, ono gun metal lorgetto chain with brilliants, one three-ruby cngagomont ring, ono emerald nnd gold buckle, six miscellaneous scarf pins, swiped; nnn not nf Klnllnir liounil In full mo rocco, ono Hllver inaiilcuro sot. ono " tho "shade by tho light quivering llllgreo silver roso box, ono check napen made"; but tho armor of her for, say, $2, BOO, to cover your sharo niooinoss must oo so ngiu unit no of tho Incidental expenses of an en- other man shall over perceive, oven, gngement broken by yourself that sho possesses theso qualities. I'll go broko If you say no! Sho must combine tho brilliancy Harper's Weekly. 'of. St. Thereso with tho housewifely sical faultlessncsslst with n tapo measure enlightens us as should bo equally possible to show Just how much Intellect, what proportion of feeling, as well us what qualities of practical usefulness must bo com bined to mako tho perfect wife. And yet, it is possible nt all. For, tho porfect wlfo for ono man might seem to anohcr o have tho mental qualities of a suet-puddlng. There nro as many Ideals of wlfeiy perfection us thero are men. And ench man's Ideal varies and fluctu ates, becauso his vision of marriage continues to represent a sort of con densed polygamy, In which the ono poor woman tho luw allows him Is expected to possess all the chnrms, all tho virtues, all tho solidity, all tho brilliance of tho whole galaxy of hourls that continue to people tho bright harem of his dreumu. Sho who shoulders tno tusk of representing tho whole world of wo men to her husband nnd that is what tho porfect wife undertakes must keep tho corners of her brain dusted, but not at tho expense of She must make un epigram and a cherry pie with equal deftness, but if sho lias to drop either perfor mance from her repertory, by all means let her keep tho cherry pie. Sho must bo as attractive as any of tho sirens of history to her hus band alluring, audacious, varlnblo B o Y JUDICIAL decree of n Mis souri court, there is no Btich thing as a porfect wlfo. qualities of Mrs. Rorer, tho beauty and devilment of a Gaby Deslys with tho ponderous morality of tho wo man editor of a magazine for tho home. And oven then she will only Sho does not exist buvo in Imngl- make n beginning nation, says Nlxolu Smith. And no ' Such is tho perfect wife as sho iiinu has a right to seek a separa tion from his wlfo because sho docs not rise to tho heights of his pre nuptial vision. "A woman may be impatient nt times. Kcold. might bo construed wero ono able to roam the world and tho past In search of tho contradictory quali ties that men admire needlosH to sny, she does not exist never will Sho may lose her temper and exist. What woman would not scold i And yet women who seok to bo under cortuln circumstances?" Thero porfect wives need not despair. What is no such thing as a porfect wlfo, men admire most in women tho was the learned opinion rendered by center of their thoughts nbout us udgo Thomas of Kunsas City, when the mainspring of their love for us denying n divorce sought by n hus- Is femininity. baud on the plea that his wife nagged And that quality nearly ovory wo nnd scolded him. man possesses In tho supremo degree Many persons, both men and wo- for somo man. men, disagree with tho cold Judicial "I don't admire your brain. Why doulnl of that fomlulne perfection should I? I've a better brain of which all men seek and nil women my own. I don't reverence your strive to represent. spiritual nature. All tho greatest What Is tho porfect wlfo, anyhow? saints havo been mon. I don't re- Nearly every day some writer or gnrd you, to bo perfectly frank, ns nrtlst with a tape measure oullght- quite my equal in anything, but turn us to the dimensions of the per- you hnvo hiicIi n cute little eurl at SPECIAL JEWELRY SALE AVo have inaugurated our annual clearanoe sale in the .Jewelry Department at a time that is opportune for shoppers. J t is only about eight weeks until Christmas and in this list you will find many articles that will make attractive Christinas presents at a sav ing of one-half. These are all articles from our reg ular stock and the prices have not been marked up. 13very article sold carries our usual guarantee as to reliability and satisfaction. Read This List and See Our Windows jjw.oo to $".o liRACEuns now !ji.no to $:t.no nile to $;.M) WW LINKS NOW i!."5c TO $l..f( tfi.no sterling silver sot rincs now t.io StfJ.OO TO S 1.(10 MELT PINS NOW $1.00 TO $11.00 $;s.oo TO 11.00 COM) CLOCKS xow Si.r.o TO S0..-0 tfl.no TO .$.".00 WATCH FOILS XOW 7.1c TO !j52.no tfO.OO TO tf 1.1.00 WATCHES NOW tf I..10 TO tf7.."0 AND AN ENDLESS VARIETY OF OTHER THINGS, SUCH AS GOLD CROSSES, LOCKETS STICK HNS NECKLACES BROOCH PINS HAT PINS SILVER NAPKIN RINGS DUFFERS PURSES MATCH BOXES VANITY BOXES lfc&ft..r ALL GO AT HALF PRICE. Red Cross Jewelry Department soon for an extended visit nt tho home of their daughter, Mrs. G. W. Kaufman, In West Murshflcld. This, will bo the first visit with their little granddaughter, Miss Clnudino Kauf man. 0 This evening, tho Coos Bay Con qort Band will jtonder another of their delightful dancing parties at tho Eagles hall. Music will bo fur nished by tho entire baud nnd an ox collet tlmo Is being anticipated. A larger nttendnnco than at tho pre vious ono is expeted. Doric Chapter, Ordor of tho East ern Star, Is planning for n big re ception for their nowly-wed mem bers, C. F. McKnlght nnd Carl Evert son nnd their brides, nt tho next mooting, two weeks from next Tues dny night. Tho details havo not been arranged yet. n Mnrshflold lodgo of Elks Is arrang ing for n Thanksgiving ball to bo tondcrod tho Inttor part of Novem ber. It will bo restricted to mem bers and their Indies, ench member being permitted to Invito ono other couple. It Is planned to mnko It nn unusually onjoynblo event. 0 Miss Mny Wnll, ono of Mnrshflold most popular nurses, plans to lenvo for Chicago In nbout two wcoks to tuko a post-grnduato courso in tho Illinois Training school for nurses nt that place. This training school Is affiliated with Cook's hospital, tho second largest Institution of its kind In tho United States, nnd will give Miss Hall an excellent opportunity to thoroughly finish ns n (lrst-clnss nurso, n fnct most pleasing to hor ninny Mnrshflold frlonds. 0 Word has been received horo thnt Allco Curtis, who is visiting hor aunt nt Senrspnrt, Maine, Is having n vory enjoyable tlmo. Sho writes thnt sho recently visited Boston on a sight-seeing tour nnd liked that fa mous old city Immensoly. Tho Mlnnle-Wls Boclnl club will moot with Mrs. Charles LaCliapollo Thursday afternoon, Novombor 2, for tho purpose nf reorganizing nnd of planning n futuro social ovonlng. All members nro cordially Invited to bo present. MrB. .1. 0. Kinney will entertain tho Wosleynn initio closa of tho .North Bend Methodist church at a Hallowo'on social at hor homo next Tiiesdny ovonlng. Tho North Bond Commercial Club will entertain nt n Ilnllowe'on pnrty at tho Club rooms thoro next Tues day ovonlng. Tho nffnlr will bo strictly Invitational. Cards and ilnno- Ing will bo followed by rofroshnionts. Mrs. W. S. Tarpon has boon tho guost of hor Bister, Mrs. C. M. Bylor, In North Bond tho pnst weok. Mr. Turpon will ronch horo boiuo tlmo noxt weok from Portland, whero ho has been engaged In architectural work during tho summor, nnd they will reestablish tholr homo here. 0 Miss Emma Johnson and Mrs. Roy Ilrnlnnrd of North IVtml ooturned this week from n month's visit nt Portland and other northern points. Mrs. C. II. Broulllnrd of North Bond Is entertaining tho Altar Guild of St. Mary's Episcopal church at her homo thoro this afternoon. Tonight, tho North Bond Flro De partment will glvo their sovonth nn- nunl hall at Eckhnff hall thero and 1 It promises to ccllpso nil previous. Italia In both attondnnro nnd beauty. A feature of It Is the handsome sou- venlr programs In Porslnn bluo and , old gold. Thoro nro twenty-llvo t 1 . , m ... " I , jiiiiiiiji'is, t'.xciuaive 01 mm eMiiis 1111 tho program, 0 Mrs ,W. E. Dungnn has Issued In vitations for n Bridge luncheon noxt Friday nftornoon. n R. M. Jennings nd wlfo loft on tho Nnnn Smith for n ten days visit In San Francisco nnd other California points. 0 Mrs. Paul Schlllorstrom and baby of North Bend left this week for Portland nnd Idaho points whero they will vist for a fow wcoks. O Mrs. E. Mlngus will lenvo In n day or two for Sau Francisco to visit I friends for a fow weeks. During hor I visit there, sho will attend tho mnr-i-lngo of Miss Mhblo Clnro MIUIs, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. C. J. MIUIs, .atson ANNOUNCE TMr Mi EsMMtt Msfe f TBd ai Cip Button Boots nre now in great vogue but lnce boots will also be worn. Dress Boots nre made of patent leather or suede. Patent leather boots have tops of dull finish leather or black cloth. Street Boots are mostly of gun metal calf in the rich dull finish or the service able glazed hid. The top3 of gun- metal boots are of black cloth or lighter weight dull leather. Vamps are still short. This has been cleverly taken advantage of in the Red Cross Shoe to give your foot that neat, trim effect which makes this shoe so becoming. You ate cordially Invited to come in and see the new Fall styles. Try on the Red Cross Shoe this season and see how much smaller your foot looks. You will be as enthusiastic about It's effect on the appearance of your foot as about the way it feels. TRADE-MARK w We Deliver the Goods at Right Prices - H LKVEHl lHKTSTIHKftSMfliHi COAL nnd WOOD HEATERS from $2 to $i!(). IMPROVED CASCADE and COLUMBIA RANGES from IjCSO.OO to $,10.0U. COOK STOVES $2.1. from $10 to PERFECTION OIL HEATERS, no Binolto, no smelt. Full Btock of everything for tho FIREPLACE. All Children's Eye J fXZ- !K should bo examined before sending them to school. A child's oyes nro delicate tblopl Ilenco It Is only by tho rarest ikEl nro children oyes fitted with gltt which nro In nccordnnco with tbt! requirements. Years of oxperlucJ enables mo to guarantco satliftctlcl In such cnBes. We Do Our Own Grinding OMlco over Norton & llnnsco'i Stonl 1 J. HAYES, OptomcCrlst Optometrist, agpjt Parties Desiring Monu ments to be Erected gim Would ao well to call at tho Pacific Monumental Yvorns, South Broadway and mako selection from tho largo stock now on hand. Mr. Wilson has In his employ tho only practical marblo nnd gra nite cuttor In Coos county. And nono but tho best work Is turnod Perfect .Chocolates Thnfs what Stafford's Cho colates nro. Theso delicious confections ennnot bo nintlo any bottor. If thoy could wo would do It. Mndo in our own factory of tho highest grade of ingredients, absolutely pure, and nfter a famous recipe- by nn oxport candy maker they ropresont tho nemo of perfec tion In Chocolates. After you havo tasted thorn you will know this, for tho tnsto tolls tho truth. TRY A HOX TODAY LAUNDRY 1111- You Will Find Solid, comfort and aatlifictlot la OUR FURNITURE made- by tho best manufactur ers it combines elegance dun bllity nnd comfort. Our cooii bolus substantially made wW retain tholr flno elegant Haul and last a llfotimo and a!wji provo a sourco of satUfactloi Another Important fact thnt our prices are no bIjM than for poortr quality ui trashy goods. Let us flguro with you wh'.n you want anything from kltchou chair to a cop outfit. C. A. Johnson Oldest Furniture Store on Coos Hay (Continued on pago 8.) (gffoPfM TWO STORES. A TURKISH I1ATII will do you 'GOOD. Phone 214-J. Wo Iron our goods by tho very latest Improvod mnchlnory and do not crush tho Hfo out of tho linen nfter a few weeks. Our low pressure mach inery Is so easy on tho goods that wo aro enabled to launder many gnr menta ns long ns a year or more. Tho finish that wo produce Is an exact du plicate of that which is boing worn by tho most careful dressers in tho lar ger Eastern cities. If you want laun dry work thnt will glvo you tho satis fnctlon of knowing that you aro wear ing tho very latest, you should bo sure to Bond your pnekago to us. Our wagons call everywhere. COOS RAY STEAM IiAUNDRY PHONE MAIN BY-J Business Directory Following is a list of ReUJ Business Firms that It w Pay to Patronize. STADDEN All hinds of photograph bromide enlarging and kod finishing. mv HIIOP nKAiir-a um ,,., Cdmpleto lino of Bicycle W second-hand bicycles for Mf.vr.ipq. ntp... renalred. Umbrellas covered and rep Ti. RANREfc, Prop- No. 007 No. Front Sfcl Ired- nfLlau. whohavemlB,wuilI MfcMfe!'" twWw' A'afccu -