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-3 THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, SATURDAY, JUNE J 1911 -EVENING EDITION We Doii't Care Where you buy your Dry Goods or Groceries. That's not Our Business. We Do Care "Where you buy your furniture, Rugs, Carpets, Stoves and Dishes, That's our busiucss. Years ofexperience enable us to offer the Peo ple of Coos County a selection of .Furniture ancl House Furnishings that you will want to buy when you see them and learn our Prices. We Have the Goods i Give us a chance to demonstrate the truthful-' ness of our assertion and we will save money for you and guarantee satisfaction. Going & Harvey Co. COMPLETE HOUSE FURNISHERS. Some Random Observations GIX) WATKIXS WHITES OF MANY THINGS; "CAURAOKS AND KINGS" HUT MOSTLY OF LAW, LAWYERS, . .JUDGES, AND JUMHLEI) JUSTICE. Editor Times: rhe Bprlngtlmo has como sontlo An nio; The bloom li on tho pumpkin berry; I cow slips, at tho option of tho anta gonist. It pnlns mo to sacrlflco hu- clary, poor, underfed, underpnld nml over worked souls nro bound ind gagged, niuzzled nnd done for by tho attorneys Lackndny! j Why, Blr, oven our beloved prcsl-1 dent, whoso broad c:.-anse of roir vlow has occupied the soft places of earth, lo these many moons and many other distinguished gentlemen, who havo always been Johnny on tho spot, have lately took occasion to swat these emissaries of tho devil hip and thigh. Why even a llttlo whllo ago tho CG R0 I 9D WORK OF HIE SOCIETY HAltltY WINKLER OUTLINES GREAT AMOUNT OP GOOH FOR EVERY LIVING CREATURE AC COMTLlSHEI) 1JY IT. Editor Times: mnn llfo In this reckless manner, but Oregon legislature passed n bill pro- dlgnlty must ho maintained at any vldlng thnt certain Judgos must do- xnit Ttila la Intnmlml in tin n llttln rliln mnttnra nil limit tiul in thnm with- Tho fostlvo boTlne sklddoos o'or tho Journey to tho solar plexus of various In ninety days from the dato of sub- Nearly a century ago tho flrsi iea attorneys, solicitors In chancery nnu misBion. xnis, sir, was lntenuoa o society wn orgnmzcu 10 pruieci in And tho tuneful Jay carols In tho nroctors In admlrnlty. with a Btuffod rebuko tho lawyers, but gracious mo.hruto crentures. This was In Lon- hollyhocks or somewhere club. Having therefore operated the how It has desecrated Judicial cemn- don with the nsslstnnco of tho Royal tho terles. What vlllnlnous marksman- Socloty of England, humane societies "hip! woro organized over tho groator part thereabout I should Judge. .exhaust nnd tested tho pumps flight will now begin. The writer Is a farmer not ox- Lawyers arc a very bad lot, aotly horny-handed nor ospoclnlly very worst In tho deck. Theso honest, of tho automatic Jaw variety, lows aro tho solo cause of all with a poetloal tendency. Ho as- laws delays, tho Incubators of tho . Dut sir, conditions were not always o( Eurouo. Asia and Islands of tho fel-.thus. Thcro was n time sir, when the! tho occupant of tho wool sack dla nil ponsed Justtco with n free nnd unfet sumes to know a cuoumber from a kinds of bad legislation and of varl-jtcrod hand a tlmo when ho was not doughnut, a Jnoknis from a billy gont 0us and Bundry brands of assorted hampered by arrogant attorneys and and that a high ball and a flsh ball devilment. Why sir, I am satisfied puddln' headed Juries aro not built from tho samo plans tho cntlro population of Sodom nnd Und specifications. Gomiriorrah consisted of these gentry, Anyone who presume to oall thee c80 certainly ono honest man could ncoomplUhnonte in question must an- have been found nmong them.' And, swer on tho Held of honor, dlstanco BIr, I am equally suro that that fifty yards, weapons oroam puffs, or quaint old crank who Is said to havo t ? gono about In tho light of day with a Constipation brings many ailments lighted lantorn in search of somo Why sir, be- rca. Tho uumano movement in Ar pi'(c has tnlcen rapid strides and la now foremost In tho magntturo ot, tho work. Henry Bergh, the founder, of tho first society In this oountry for tho prevention of cruelty, 1 deserve In Its train and is the primary cause mnn not ult on tho oinB was entiro- ?LTrhSm";f tlllSm n Burroundcd by thnt sort of folk.. I regular madam, and you will cscnpo many of tho aliments to which womon insert sir, thnt no other class or pro aro subject. Constipation Is a Tory fcsslon numbors nmong its ranks to slmplo thing, but llko mnny ulmplo mnny alleged tlckot of lqavo men and oenrco two hundred years foro theso degenernto days It Is said lae ot Bpccni honor nnd pralso. Whila Lord Joffroy, In a few brief yonrs parted hundreds of souls from this frail tabernaclo of clay. That was goln' some, ills lordship snld ho could smoll a Presbyterian forty miles. In his righteous indignation ho raved, fumed nnd sworo. Tho sword of Justice was swift nnd jiuro. Nor was ho alone. I assure you ho was not atono. Prom Joftroys to tho hobble skirt- how wo I traveling abroad, President Lincoln appointed him secretary of tho Am erican legation In Russia, and soon afterwards promoted hltn to tho con sulshlp al St. Petersburg whtolx oflloa hq hold until 18C4, when M-hoMth forced him to rotlro. Before touting Englnnd ho nindo tho acqualntanco oC t.....B0, .1 uiujr imuuj nu Cu - horB0.t,,0VC8 n8 quonccs. Naturo often nooda a llttlo nnftlfttniicn nml when Chninlinrlnln'B RW Ding my Tnblots are given nt tho first Indlca- saw tho llko of It. Why, sir, It Is tho profession buttonB if I over tlon, much dlstrcsn and Buffering may bo avoided . Sold by all dealers. COOS Zm.QQZCCi. ' VJ '' ' safe anpJf Wp s cvs Yv -. - . -pPFfiFNTED XX BY i'. . i I I I COOS BAY REALTY SYNDICATE. DEALERS r Att7f COAL C0UM1ZATIOH HaIM. FARM FRVIT. NlfSSUL " TIMBER. LAUDS. ' Organizuis or tfnnsmiAL COMPANIES A WZCIAITYSO 3 The past hns proven thnt investments In small ncro tracts near growing titles aro tho most profitable. Tho C. D. U. S. has such to offor. Cbas. J. Biusfhko. Maruhfleld. Oro. Blanchard's Livery We havo secured iho livery bust B cf L. II. HeUner nnd nro pro Pred to render excellent service to lb peoplo of Coos noy. Careful JrWers, good rigs nnd everything that w mean satisfactory sorvlco to ' pulillc, Phono us jor u driving Wie, a rig or nnyttilne needed Id U livery lino, v.o also .do n Jrucklng business of nil kinds, IILAVCHAHD HHOTIIKItS. Art niinchard, Mgr. Uvcry, Teed nnd Snles Service. HI First nnd Alder-Streots. pono l :v-J PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY frnmnr W"W""W"" Osteopathic Physician Qraduato of the American school of Osteopathy at Klrksvllle, Mo. OTlco In Eldorado Blk. Hours 10 to 12; 1 to 4; Phono 1C1-J; Marshdold; Oregon. DH. J. WVl.NailAM, Physician nud Surgeon. 209-210 Coko Building Phones: Ofllco 102J; Residence 1021. FOR SALE All of the o Property of R. D. Hume Inoludlng 10,000 asroo ot farm ,.t Mt laud 4,800 t'.mbor land, flshortM, otoro, oannery, cold storage, aad JUVlnc oqulynont, boat, llvo ,stok. etc., etc., either la psxoolo or as a whole. Not prloo $100. 000; 1-3 oash, balanoo in ono and two years. Addrooa Ura. R. D. Hutae, Portland Hotel, Portland, Oregon. IT7 HENNKTT, Lawyer. Ofllco ovor Flanagan & Bannett Bank I Icrshflold Oregon Business Directory Following Is a list ot Rollnblo Business Firms that it will Pay to Patronize. Go.To WILLEY & SCHR0EDER for P!'Jrhing and Heating Mnrslnir i,i, ore., Phono 773 SI All I.lmls of photograph worfc, I'm: .'. , enlaiglnt; nud kodak "nlsldns. I. '.. KOONTZ Mnihlpp nnd Repair Shoifs fPNj;RAL MACHINIST Stean and Gas Englno Work At Holland's boat shop, Front street, Marshflold, Ore. DH. J. T. McCOHMAC, Physician and Surgeon Jlnrshfleld, Orogon. Office; Locklnrt Building, opposlto Post O'lU-o, Phono 10 5-J 1 iTyoiThave any House to niM You Will Do Wc to See LAPP, HUNT and Co. CONTRACTORS AND UL'ILDKRS. Phono 138 J anted a want nil will soli It MARSUFIELD'S POPULAR FAJHLY HOTEL TnE LLOVH Rates reduced to; Day 50c, 75o and $1.00; week ?2. 00 to ?5.00. House keeping apartmonts with gas mnges flO.OO to $18.00 per month. FREE BATHS E. W, SULLIVAN, Prop. my belief tharo nro no honest law yers, savo dead one's, or thoso who re pVpecnt the Interests,' or thoso who have been olovntcd to official position, usually tho bench. Right horn I rlso to n point of ordor. I am fernliist n proposition I don't qulto understand, nnd If you do sir, I would thnnk you to turn on tho calcium. I can't un derstand why It Is thoro nro so many he-whlslcored angels on tho bench nnd so many dlngbnstcd mean Inw yers at tho bar. It would seem nlr, as soon as ono ot theso alleged vil lains Is bnlanced on official porch his hoofs nnd horns drop awny llko bar nnclcs from a bit of flotsam exposed to a noonday sun. Not only this, sir, but Immediately the Hcdgllng becomes a bosom frlond of the 'people, sort of a camp nieetln' Johnnlo and after tho fashion ot a reformed and sanctified burglar proceeds to lambast his late companions In sin. And I think thjs is n fact from tho highest to the low est, with hero and there an exoeption. Why sir, oven In this state at one tlmo or another wo have nil beheU Judges with a wisp of hay back ot ear and a pumpkin posy in button hole, pregnant with learning and dig nity and beans nnd things, casting penrlB beforo theso alleged swlno, havo heard them admonished tlmo nnd again as to their duties as law yers, as men and as cltlzons, havo heard t.hem commnnded to mnko hasto and not dolny tho court and to ceaso piling tnxes nountnlns high on us poor tax ridden ngrlculturlsts. ."Whllo words of loarnod length and I thund'rlng sound," Amnzed tho gazing rustics ranged I around; And still thoy gazed and still tho wonder grew That ono smnll head could carry nil ho know." But law sakes, all this profound ndvlco Is lost on theeo hnrdenod wretches. Why, sir, they simply wink tho nother oyo and call It "horse play" and "flap doodlo." Yot whllo It m.y servo no othor purpose It at least put wo farmers next; it jputs us on to tho curvos, tho tricks nnd tho mnnnors of tho profession, It moulds nnd forms puhllo opinion, It teaches the pQoplo who aro respon- j slblo for all of those things, It puts I tho blame whoro It helongH. Yes, In- But for tho lawyora thoro no delays, no taxes, no mis carriage of Justlco and tho gooae C003 Bay. .vculd honk boyond tho clouds. Tho i Judges, loft to themsolvos would tftf Cat eamo. Why, sir, I am satisfied thay Shoo Shining would outstrip thnt moteorlc gentle- CliHdieirs Hnlr Cuttlnu; u specialty, man described in Mother Gooso who OPPOSITE LLOYD HOTEL lis said to havo '-?one fourteen uiIIps Ifi n r vim.-n Ji fLAREY Ifl'toen days and never looked bohlud ..... -. -- - jfjhnvo degonorntcd. I assort sir, thnt our institutions nro tno worst on earth and tho most oxponslvo, tbr confirmation Intervlow tho first ozonb wnllopor you see. In other countrlcu tho Judlclnl sys- s,r tho Earl of Hnrrowby, prosldont ot M.n tlnvnl annlnt, tn lllA T.n4iji Inn of Cruelty to Animals. Mr. Borglt nt once beenmo lnsplrod with tho hu miino sentiment. "Iloro la my llfo'n work," ho oxclnlmcd, and upon htn roturn In 1SC5 Instituted tho Now York socloty. Mr. Ilorgh romnlnod Its president nnd guiding spirit for moro than twonty-nvo yoara, unt tun toniB nro so slmplo, so. lovely nnd ho ,icnth. beautiful, no dolnys, no quibbling, no otllor Krcnt nil08ti08 nn,i humnno monkoylng. In theso, unadulterated eiiCntors such ns Elbrldgo T. Gorry, Justlco Ib handed out In chunkB nnd ,;,,...,.. L 00 ijrown and Qeo. T. Angol gobs. Why sir, in many It Is simply Zip! and off comes your bond. As tax- soon stopped Into tho ranks, nnd through their Influence nnd thnt ot many noble women, tno wont nan savors this method Is commended. In lnlon root ,n ovcry Htntofid torrl- ii'iiirinfiii ' ii (in i innii u-ii urn niiviviiii . a rr w,ih. ...... ..,. .v.... ..v. ... -. lory ln lno umon, tho worm now to follow, tho Judgo questions tho mimuor8 ovnr 800 rogulnr sociotlea wltncsscB, commontB ,oji tho qvldonco wllh Bovorni thousands ot branches, and brow benta tho attorneys. ' n,.t . ., ,...., rnwii liiHtltutlona Why slr.dn tho rocont cuso of tho f tho roVentlon of oruelty to chll- Amerloan dentist, evidonco was boine ,iron. nov- nnd (Jlrls Aid ooclotlou taken within eight mlnutos from the nnd DnndB of Morcj( To tUo HoIU eauinc oi mo oass. iiim sir to. n. T .., bclonmi ,mU ura sa ample .time to oall and quoutlon tho fop . introducing and oohllahlne jurors and find whethor they woro thJi cr,nd nnU uoneCoii vmt anion prejudlood or had prejudged tho d- tnt youtu of 0r ,nnd wno boinB fendant forty seconds for eash Ju- tRVzh ieB80nH of kindnesa to all ror plenty of time sir, plenty of (nnrmiegB creatures. Humano oducd tlme. When the llfo or liberty of a t,on bafl bocotno nn important part 6t fellow man Is at stake thertf Is no oo- tne curricl,iu,n 0f our publlo sohoolo. osslon sir for any caution, for any and ,g nylnK tno foundation for mothod or for any dollborntlon. Wht hi-!,,,. r8nnrd for tho rinhta of ani- You Will Find Solid, comfort nnd satisfaction OUR FURNITURE mado by tho best manufactur ers It combines eleganco dura bility and comfort. Our goods being substantially mado will retain tholr flno elegant finish nnd last a lifetime and always prove & source of satisfaction. Another Important fact Is that our prices are no highor than for poorer quality nnd trashy goods. Lot us flguro with you whon you want anything from n kitchen chair to a coraploto outfit. C. A. Johnson, Oldest Furniture Store on Coos Bay Golden Oak Barbsr Shop : L F!neet enulppod shop A Smooth Shave . Uojd Hnlr on ProprIotr3. him. As matters now stand tho Judl- HaveThat Roof Fixed NOW See CORTHELL Phono 3121 R E A L E S T A T E II A R O A I N S For bargnln In City, Bunker H1U and Farm Property. S.eo AUG. FHIZEEN Real Estate and Iusuraiico Agent. 08 Central Ave., Marshfleld, Ore. rRAISESrteDOlGH f Better than other powders ' producing light, dainty, whole- ' tome cakes and pattriei 'CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 'is high grade and ' moderate in prico f 25c lb. tin at grocers. f CrctcentMg. Co.,Sattle aro these as ooinparod to taxes? Noth ing at all sir, nothing. Rush, hip nnd hurrah nnd havo an end 6f It. And thoro too, Ib that dear Franco, an other model. Why, sir, fresh In our mind Is tho trlnl of n woman, Just a wnmnii 1nilnm Tlnm tinril . nnrlifinn. nn' ,. .., ..... ..W..., , ,- ,-" mnttor, who ln tonrs on tho witness stnnd was brow- beaten and bulllod. by tho Judgo until alio fainted nnd was carrlod out and eventually ac quitted. Sorved her right. This was dono In tho Interest ot Justlco nnd to elicit tho truth tho Judgo snld so mats, eepoclully tho domestlo spocloa which contribute so largely to tho ne cessities nnd comforts of tho humnn race. Tho objoct of tho soolty if tho prevention of cruolty to ovory living cronturo by all propor moana including humnn education. Tho so ciety stands tn all bolngs ln gontto nttltudo, nnd runH with qulckor hands to holp, aftor trying to help tho low est. Thoso societies to proloct dumb animals nro ronllv protecting ovory prisoner In his cell, every wild hoy, in tho roform school, ovory pauper In tho alms houses and ovory orphan sho had no business to bo a woman anyway. , in tno atreots. Wo bollovo tho romo- Then, sir, wo havo tho notorious dy for cruoUy ftnd wronB d0nK, no3 enso of Lieutenant Dreyfus nnd tho not ,n ,aW8 nm, ,,r0Booutlng ofllcora, four years imprisonment of nn Inno- but Jn tw pubUc ftn(, ,,rlTato BOhools; qent mnh on Dovll's Island. Lot us t,mt a tn0UBnn,i ca808 of cruolty can by all meanB omulato thoso proceed- bo proVontcd by kind words and lut ings and theso oxnmplos. imano-education for ovory ono that Wo turn now to tho land of Mnc.v can bo ,)rovcntcd uy prosecution "Hu- ronl. Follow tho presont trial of tho nmno work ,B no IonBor a Eontlmont, Camorlsts and bo convlncod. but UnB uecomo a practical rollglon Undor our system, today I pay Bill .... hnB ,aId lta foundatlcn bo Snort threo plunks per diem and mlleago, for Jury eorvlco, tomorrow Bill pays It back to mo for tho samo service and so wo both wax exceed ing rich. What inonstruous oxtravn gnnco! Whnt n wnsto of tho poQplo'3 money! And the lawyors aro to blamo for tho whole huolnoss. I erlokles, It was a sad day our fathors swattod tho British lion, oth 'irwlso tho nforosnld thirty oeata could bo diverted from thooo over fed, wheeozy nnd gouty Juror to tho keop of tho Lord's nnnofnted klaw aud kinglets, duke nnd dukeluU, lords and lordlets. "And tholr Blators and their cousin. Whloh thoy number by the dosiut, And tholr nunti," And their harems and their hooie aud tholr gnme nrosorvos aud their konnols of dogs and tholr hangors nn without ond. . Oh for a coronation, j whore vanity aud egotism might robe lltfclf ln tawdry tinsel and strut aud "sblno nud shimmer for ono brier hou-. 1 Whoro tho swells might swell, the I mollyooddlos. coddle, cackle nnd pl- rouetta. Ah nio! It jnlgut have been! Amorlca, Amorloan Institutions, Bah I How utterly disgusting. Adieu "Me Lud." QEO. W ATKINS. broad that It Is not hamporod with sect, creod, rnco or color, but takoa In tho wholo orentlon of God. "Blessed nro tho merciful for thoy shall obtain morey." HARRY WINKLER. NOTICE. To my friomU and the travolluc puhllo In xoneral, I wish to announco I have taken over the Baxtor Hotel, at Co'iulllo, Oregon, and any patron age, will be fully appreciated, and first clM service gunrantood. Sunday d'ntn -a a swrlrltv, QiSO. E. rnovf i:s Prop. Noxt Tuesday v. Ill l- i-ti'ng day cf Dralu-CooB Bay auto lln. Tickets Hiiv Corner. SMUH Neur Oakland, CaUfornU The only Woman'-. C ( lKe n tlic 1'aclfic Coast, Chartcrttl 1885 .Ni-r tM iinui I iiiMr-.it t. Iclckl climate Ihrouglu ut tin. ji-.ir. KntranvO end cruriuution rwruiriiuint-. Liuivalcnt to tho of Stanford and I imu-itt) -f t .ilifurti.a. I.aboratorica fur Kvencc with modjrn equip ment. Kxcclltnt Oiortutiitn. lor homo cconomlci. library Jtudy, iriuilc ,and art. Modern uymnailimi. Special care for hcaltli of ttudenti, out-door life. PreaMrnt. Luilla Clay Canon. A. SI., I.ltt. I)., J-L. I. lor catalogue addrci Secretary, MilU College 1. ., California.