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THE COOS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, THURSDAY, APRIL 20, 1911 EVENING EDITION COOS BAY TIMESTJiV; Entered at tho poslofllco nt Marsh- 'J TOASTAND Sold, Oregon, for transmission through tho mails ah second class mail matter. M. C. MAM)NKV I)A. K. MALONKY Editor and Pub. News Editor Address nil communications to COOS HAV DAILY TIMES. MnrohfleM :: : a a Oregon An Independent Repnbllcan nows pnpor publlshod every evening except Sunday, and Weekly by Tho Coon liny Time Publishing Co. TOASTAND TEA: . good evening. a tu:onio(iUAiMi V Our hero was horn In llnurno, Ore. Raised in Raisin, Tex., Learned to add in Adams, Ore. Regan chewing In Chcwsvllle, Md. t.enrncd to draw nt Drawbridge, Md. Dedicated to tho Bcrvlco of tho peoplo, that no good cause shall lack a champion, nnd that evil shall noti thrlvo unopposed. I How shnll n ninn learn to know himself? Never by think ing about It; but by nrtlnn he surely may. Try to do your duty, nnd joti will know nt onrc what Is In you. Hut what Is your duty? To fulllll tho de mands of the dny. Goethe. And drew awhile at Drow, In. luiin-ii iuu iiuiiu ui nniiuun, v.re. si'nsoniiTio.v rates. DAIIjY. Ono year f G.00 Por month 50 When pnld strictly In advance tho subscription prico of tho Coos Day Times Is 5.00 per year or $2.50 for six months. WEEKLY. Ono year , $1.50 Oniclnl Paper of Coos County dTTICIAiri'AIMClf OK T1IKCITY OK MAItHHI'tELI). 'IMIC HAREM SKIRT. IT IS ndl only I ho West which Is guilty of fronk legislation. It seems that the .New Jersey poo pie possibly by soit survival of tho i old blue laws, are Infected with the snmr hug. Tho New Jeroey legisla ture proposos to punli'i women who IT SOMETIMES PAYS TO KICK. There lived two frogs, so I am told, In n quiet wnysldo pool, And one of theso frogs was a blamed bright frog, Hut the other frog wns a fool. Now a fnrmor with a bhj milk ran Wns won't to pass that wny, And ho used to stop nnd ndd n drop Of tho nqun purn, they sny. And it chanced ono morn In the early tlnwn, When the farmer's sigh wns dl'ii, lie scooped those frogs In tho water he dipped , Which Mime wns n Joke on him. So he kicked nnd splnshed nnd slnm mod nnd thrashed, And ho kept on top through nil, And he uhurnud that mill: In first class shape Into a great big hitttor ball. Now, when the milkman got to town And opened tho cnu, thoro lay wenr the hnrem skirt with Imprison- The fool frog drowned; but halo and ment for life. Pomilbly these mule' sound prudes would like to alllx the scnrlet letter upon tho divided skirt, the peok-a-bno waist or any other article of fomlnlue wearing nppnrel whleh meets with tho Puritanical disappro val. Thoro wns n time when tho wo man who rode a bicycle wns thought to bo extremely Improper nnd thoro Is no doubt but ninny an Ensternor -stilt bollaves Hint the bifurcated hnblt which permits a woman to rldo OBtrldo tho only snfe wny of riding, hy tho wny Is positively Immodest. Rut if a womnn may wear a divided Bklrt on top of a homo, why not on top of tho pavoment? It has boon said that gontlo and yielding ati wo mnn is dcclnrod to bo, thoro is ono thing that no stern male has over succeeded In forcing her to do olthor to mistime or to cast nwny any form of garment on which she has Bot her mind. It Is time wasted to Intorforo nnd, moreover, In theso dayfl of suffragettes, this Is especially woman's own business, It may bo Bald, Incidentally, that in more than half tho world women wenr trousors. Such Is tho caso amongst nil Moham medan people and amongst tho Chi noso. Tho legislators of Now Jersey had best go nnd volunteer their hol, to tho peoplo of China anil Persia. Thoro Is no doubt that their pudlclty would bo remarkably reiolved. "A GKHAT OCEAN STEAMSHIP. The kicker, ho hopped nwny Moral. Don't fret 'our llfu with ondlefs strife. Yet lot this teaching stick: You'll find, old man, In tho world's big can, It sometimes pays to klclr. Solcctod. Tho hall follow hotter avoided. well mot mny bo April showers also mny lawn mowers. bring forth Tho follow who hns money to bum usually scorches his fingers. A husband and wtfo arc mndo ono, hut that Isn't slnglo blessedness. It doesn't do much good to know JiiBt what to do, if you don't do It. On tho principle that vlrtuo Is Its own record, bigamy must bo Its own punishment. When success comes lo tho nvorngo mnn It seldom prevents his head from outgrowing his hat. It Ih Just ns well to boar In mind that one rook can spoil qulto ns ef fectually as too many. rip I r IIII3 building of the "Europn" by tho Hamburg-American lino is a now record In 'itenmship con struction. It Is easy to say that It hns a length of 900 feet nnd n beam of 06, that It has nine decks, that it carries n crew of 1,000 people, and has accommodations for 1,250 pas sengers. Hut It Is only upon compa rison that the figures begin to pos boss their renl piennlug. The three largest hotels In New York are tho Astor, the Plar.a nnd tho Waldorf Astoria. Tho Astor Is 200 feet hlgli, tho Plazn 310 nnd tho Wnldorf-Asto-rla 300, That Is to say, n total of 8-10 feet or CO feet less than the longth of tho "Europu." The accom modations of these throe hotels to gether Is 3,2.15 peoplo or 2,015 loss thnn thnt of the 'Kuropn." Tho "Enropa" hns nine decks, that Is to sny It Is n floating skyscraper. It hni n beam of 9C foot, as wide ns Broad way. Now York, at Ita widest. Tho tpnnngo of tho vessel Is 50,000, the actual weight Is 70,000 tons. That such n Etcamor should have been built so far surpassing all records U not only eloquent testimony to the energy of tho Commit nation In their endonvor to capture the maritime trade of tho world, hut It shows for cibly tho tremendous importance whkh Is now attaching to the trans Atlantic trade. The lino of east reslstnnco Is some times demonstrated by a Coos Hay woman's wnlst lino. And played a horn from llorntown, Vn.. Also drummed In Druinmondtown. Yn., Learned to danco at Dancy, Ala., Joined the Elks at Elkton, Ore. Mndo n bet In Ilcttsvlllo, O., Lost n bet nt Losscrcck, Ala., Went broke nt Urokcn Ilow, Neb., Mndo money nt Coin, Okln., Dallied nwhllo nt Dallcy, La., Climbed at Climbing Hills, In., And fell nt Falls City, Ore., Was canned at Canby, Ore., Was a baker at Dakor City, Ore., Wns'n Copper at Coppcrflcld, Ore., Wns n gardener nt Gardiner, Ore., Darted out of Dartmouth, Mass., Walked to Walkervlllo, Ont., Stopping to cat nt Eaton, O., Got sleepy at Sleepy Eye, Minn., Took tho sleeper to Sleeper, Mo., Joined the Masons nt Mason City, In., Joined the Odd Follows nt Odd, W. ' Yn., Got In the hole nt Holcgntc, Mass., Found gold nt Gold llench, Ore., Hecnmo (lush nt Flushing., N. Y.. Went hunting nt Huntington, Ore., Got in a fight at Fighting Island, Mich., With n guy from Guvsvlllo, O., They clinched nt Clinch- Haven. On.. Ho was whlppod nt Whlppany, N. J., He gambled nt Gamblers Store, N. C , Drank sodn at Sodavllie, Ore., Wns dunned nt Diinnvlllc, Ky., Got polntors nt Myrtle Point, Ore., Jumped to Jump, O., And lit n Llttons, Cnl Was nearly killed nt Klllmnrc, lud., Put the lid on Llddcll, Miss., Sold lime nt Lima, O., And coal nt Conlton, O., Got rich nt Richland, Ore., Mot n girl at Girl Station, Colo., Mndo lovo to hor at Lovowoll, Kan., Aftor wooing hor In Woostor, Mich., Popped tho question nt Poppa, W. Vn., They wore wed In Wodlngton, Ark., Spent tho summer nt Summorvillo, Oro., And sottlod in Settle, Ky., Then built a homo at Sweet Homo, Ore, And n summer cottngo nt Cottago Grove, Oro., And visited her kin at Klndcrhook, Mich.. Ho loft her at Lcftwlch, Tonn., Wroto her with n pen from Pondle- ton, Ore., And Ink from Ink., Mo., On paper from Paporvlllo, Tonn., Stnmpcd tho lottor with a stamp from Stnmps, Ark., Posted it nt Postvlllo, In., Ho foil 111 nt Illlopolls, III., Wns worse nt Worstvlllo, 0., Died nt Denth Valloy, Cnl., Wns lnld down nt Lnldlnw, Ore., His will wns road at Wlllot. N. Y His widow now lives at Widow Glenn, Ga. Let Us Show You SO.MK VERY E.( KLI.KXT I TI.TAIX MATI RIAL CHECKS AND KTIUPKS Kl'lll' Oil CREAM, T; New and Proper Fabrics, Per Yard, 20c and 25c If You Desire Curtains Ready made, and want lomethlng with style and Qunllty Let us show you our doublo bordered panel curtains 60 Inches wide, or our Open Net Ou'pure Curtains. Theso arc wonderful values for their price $1.10 and $2.00 Rug Styles Are Changing And you arc nble today to get better values In rugs tlnn ever beffore. Let us show vou our New Spe cial Weaves 'n Bungalow Rugs. We Have Rugs From $ 1 .00 to $65.00 We soil Hocking Chairs from $1.75 and guarantee them, Just the same ns wo gunrnnteo our $2. SO nnd $3.50 Itockors. , Get Our Figures before you buy anything for your home. Wo sell tho best nnd churgo tho least. Perry, Montgomery Co. VK SELL O.Y EASY PAYMENTS .MAKE A CLEAN JOB OF IT. A few troubles nro Just as neces sary to tho development of n man a3 n few fleas are to n nog. Tho motto of somo Coos Rny peo plo seems to bo: "if nt first you don't succeed, guess again." Somo Coos Hay peoplo go on tho principle, bo suro you nro right nnd then get somo one to do It for you. Editor of Times, Hognrdlng tho editorials In tho ro- cont Issues of "Tho Times" as to tho mnll-ordor houses and tho stand taken by tho citizens, both favorablo and othorwlso, If you will allow mo n smnll spneo, would suggest that whllo wo nro cleaning houso wo take no half-way menBiires but do n clean thorough Job of It. I notlco tho working class only la censured for sending nut of town for goods. How about this, nre wo go ing to be Impartial or not? Wo have merchants, profession il men and ho called "business men" In almost all lines, who nro guilty of the same of fonso although they expect tho pa tronngo of tho public and could n.it live without It. They look on this matter with both eyes about shut un til tholr own particular lino is nffoct ed nnd then they howl, ns tho shoe pinches thero only. We hnvo mem Dors of the Chamber of Commerce supposed to bo organized for tho wel fare of tho community who arc guilty of buying merchandise out of town that could bo purchased nt home fot tho snmo or less mone. Wo honr nothing until they nro hurt a ltttlo themselves and then they howl. Pa-' tronlzo homo merchants it you can, but If you cannot, "Pntronlzo their particular lino anyhow." "Consistency thou art a Jowol." "Let him who Is without blemish first cast a stone." Tho mall houses woro never known to hnvo tholr names on a sub scription list in this or any other town, whllo tho local morchant Is ex pected to donnto for everything that comes nlong. In return they get some few of tho cash sales and nil i tho stand nffs. Let tho business mon ' first romovo tho beam In their own eyes nnd they enn bettor see tho gnat In tho eyes of tholr neighbors. If you throw n stono nt n flock of hens you will notlco tho one hit will do tho most cnckllng; so wo enn Judge from tho cnckllng who this nr tlclo hurts. Very respectfully, "SQUARE- DEAL." First Natioea! Bank OF COOS BAY Capital fully paid $100,000,00 Surplus 5,000,00 W, S, Chandler, President, OFFICERS: M, C, Horton, Dorsey Kreltzer, Vice-President, Cashier, DIRECTORS: W, S, Chandler, W, U, Douglas, John F, Hall, F, S, Dow, John S, Coke, Wm, Grimes, S, C, Rogers, W, P, Murphy, M, C, Horton, Does a general banking business, Interest paid on time and savings deposits, Rent a safety deposit box for your valuable papers at $3,00 and up per year, GET A MAN. NOTICH. Ml Cms County WirrunU drawn on the Gouornl Road Fund and an dnred prior to April Ut. Ull, will bo paid on presentation at my olllco In Coqulllo, Oregon. No In'wwt will bo nllowod on any of then warrants after April 20, 1911. T. M. D1MMICK. County Treasuror. Always in Advance We believe in providing, our patrons with every pro tection in the purity and sanitary condition of the goods we sell. The latest scientific invention along this line is the Switzer Glass Covers For Dried Fruit Boxes Keeps the Fruits Free from Flies and Dust, Clean, Sani tary, Nice and Fresh all the time. WE HAVE THE ONLY ONES IN COOS COUNTY. OLL1 VANT 8k WE V R PURE FOOD GR0CERYMEN A Good Place to Buy Dried Fruits. PHONE 275-J CORNER THIRD AND CENTRAL When thoro's work to do a-plenty, Got n man. For n chnnco of ono In twenty, Got a man. Are thoro faults that need redres sing? Hnvo you kicks thnt need expres sing? Waste no golden hours In guessing, Get a man. For this land of priceless treasuro, Got a man. Heaping high tho harvest measure uet n man. ' For tho goldon grain wo reap, For tho pratrlos' amplo sweop, Hrlnglng fortuno whllo wo sleep, Got a man. (For tho plnco of lofty station, Got a man. To preserve us as a nation, Get a man. Hold our congress from reaction, Rising high o'or foud nnd faction, Swing us over black inaction, Got a man. For a ship or for a barge Got a man. Now tho peoplo aro In chargo, uet a man. Are thoro knockers on tho coast? Is "It's not worth whllo" their boast? Would you lay their silly ghost? Got a man. So to progress bo resolved, Got a man. When your probloms aro Involved, Get a man. Would you load tho western march, To tho sunsot's golden arch? Shod your ruftlos and your starch, Get a man. Flanagan & Bennett Bank Established 1889 Capital, Surplus and Undivided Profits Over .... Assets Over .... . $100,000 .g $500,000 Interest Pnid on Time Deposits Remember a TURKISH BATH will do you good. Phono 214-J, 00 THAI' NESTED HARKED PLYMOUTH HOCKS. Our matlngs havo produced stand-ard-brod specimens of oxhlbltlon quality with records of 2-12,227 22? oggs In 3G5 days. Ruby Chicks nnd Eggs for Hatching noun jour orders now for spring delivery. A few cockerels from heavy laying stock for $5.00. Plymouth Place, Poultry Yards. FRED DACHMAN, Prop. Mnwliflelil, Hov 185. pno oKS faAPB 1NVESMENTS. For Information concerning hlgh-clasa bond investments bearing 6 interest net! write O. D. Hinsdale, care J. H. Adams and Company, Los Angeles, California. FAMILY HOTEL THE LLOYl) MARSHFIKLD'S POPULAR Rates .educed to: Day50c, 75c and n.00; voek-2.00 to 5.00. House- 10.00 to $18.00 per month. FREE DATHS-E. W. SULLIYAVh'EB C00S BAY LIVERY Wo have sccurod tho livery busi ness cf L. H. Holsner and are pre pared to rondor excellent service to tho people of Cooa Day. Careful drivers, good rigs and everything that will moan satisfactory service to the public. Phone us for a driving horso, a rig or anything needed In tho livery line. Wo also do trucking business of all. kinds. HLANCHARD BROTHERS. Livery, Food mid Sales Service. 141 First nnd Aldor Streets. Phono 138-J WATCH! NOTICE! Horaor Mauzoy, ono of tho drivers and tho solicitor for us Is out tot Laundry. Watch him! bo Is liable to stop you on tho street and explain all details of Laundry and also to be at your homo any tlmo. He knows Laundry business from A to Z. Marshfield Hand and Steam Laundry PHONL 220-J HlJjmesDoes Job Printing fcmdaafc4W.fci--- - "