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THE CODS BAY TIMES, MARSHFIELD, OREGON, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 13, 191 i EVENING EDITION. 4 t WITH THE t TOASTANDTEAJ . GOOD EVENING. ,) LOVE. A might? pnln to love It l, And 'Us n pnln thnt pnln to miss. But of nil pains the greatest pnln It la to love, but love in vnln. Cowley. lie thnt hnth wife nnd chil dren hntli Riven hostages to fortune, for they nro Impedi ments to groat enterprises, cither of virtue or mischief. Ilncon. X mortnl woman needs mortnl love, nnd she will seek It In ono form or nnothcr, If sho is nt liberty, ns surely ns n homing pigeon seeks her dovecot or n perishing deer seeks tho wntcr. Mrs. Frank Leslie. A LOVE 80NQ. VIHO hns robbed tho ocenn envo " To tlngo thy lips with coral hue? Who from India's illntnnt wave For thoo thoso penrly troasures drew? Who from yonder orient sky Stolo tho morning of thlno cyo? THOUSAND charms thy form to deck From sea nnd earth nnd nlr nro forn. Hoses bloom upon thy check, On thy breath tholr frnKrnnco borne. Guard thy bosom from tho day, Lost thy snows should melt away. BUT ono charm remains behind, Which muto earth can no'cr Impart, Nor In ocean wilt thou And, Nor In tho circling nlr, a heart. Fairest, wouldst thou perfect bo, Take, oh, tako that henrt from met -John Bhaw (1778-1SO0). Thcro wns nn nctlvo nnd lively session nt tho Poet's Corner last evening. It wns tho nnnunl Valen tino mooting which nlways brings out n full nttendnnco. In nddltlon to tho nenr approach of tho nnnl vcranry of tho pntron saint of Cupid tho spring poet mlcrobo usunlly makes his nppcnrnncu nbout this season. Roll call wnu responded to olthor by a bit of orlglnnl poetry or a favorlto pleco of rhyme from somo other source As tholr names wcro cnllcd tho following responses woro mndo; When lovo Is kind, cheerful, nnd freo, Love's nuro to llud wclcomo from mo; But when lovo brings heartncho nnd pang, Tears and such things lovo mny go hang! W. J. CON HAD. No ono could toll, for nobody know, Why lovo was niado to gladden i few, And hearts thnt would forover bo truo Go lono nnd starved tho wholo way through. JACK MEREEN. niches havo wings, Thnt's why Tho pesky things Roost high. I). Y. STAFFORD. "What bettor words In tongue or pen. What grentor Joy in truth Than when you henr tho dulcet tones "Dear, baby has a tooth." GUS ADELSPERGER. Of all tho chnlrs of church or state, nench, woolsack, throno or whnt you will, Tin written In the hook of fnto Tho hlgh-chnlr Is tho highest still. V. R. HAINES. "Don't mopo around nnd worry, Don't think the end Is nenr. There's nothing going to roino along Thnt's worth n single fenr. "VVo tnko our dnys too gloomy. Wo mnko our wheat nil chnff. Thero won't bo any trouble Just Inugh. J. ALBERT MATSON. Tho buttor hnd refused to come, And, with nn angry glenm In both her eyes, tho dairy maid Got mad and whipped tho cream C. K. NICHOLSON. Why will ambitious cities Tholr census try to stuff, When tho nccurnto adding, Without any padding Will mnko them big enough? E. E. STRAW. X man can grow forests both deep nnd wide, Luxurious birches nnd pines; Ho enn grow onk trees with the grontost of ease, And acres of shrubs nnd vinos, lie can grow cholco fruits on tho tpproost boughs, On which tho nations aro foil; But Uo cau't grow thatch on the Ilttlo bald patch On tho top of his well-filled head. OKO. McCUTCHKON. ".Mr. Htown's In good spirits," thy wild, nnd wo know There wns rnuso for his not feel ing down: 'twould have been rather queer If he hndn't fult glnd When the best of good spirits were In Mr. Drown. HARRY McKKOWN. Tho scientist tho question bogs The mystery's profound Why rnbblts only Iny their eggs When Hosier rolls nrouml. TOM HAUVBY. O. whnt Is lovo? A mocking client Disguised In somblnnco rare, To woo tho henrt with promlso sweet, To paint tho futuro fair, Then overwhelm us with despnlr. OKO. GOODRUM. I liked my trip; Considered flno My Now Yenr's dip Into tho brine. I liked tho beach, tho ocenn fonm, nut things must look pretty good nt homo. I llkod my bed At tho hotel Tho birth In tho steamer Served mo very well. The food on tho liner Wns all very nlco; Hut tho tips to tho steward 18 n cruol devlco. I don't complnla Hko somo who roam, I)ut still am satisfied with home. A HONOLULU REFUGEE. Tho Flight of Flight. Everybody wants to fly, Wants to soar up to tho sky, Earls fly, girls fly, kings fly, Bwlngs fly. Puffs nnd curls fly, other things fly, Avlntlon every whoro Flying must bo In tho nlr. Somo will try to reach tho moon In a rocket, by balloon, In a blplano, In nn airship, In n box klto, or somo rnro ship Everybody wants to test What will mnko him fly tho best. Hut tho grentest of all holghts Is that to Pnrnnssus' Holghts. It's Inviting nnd exciting, And tho snfest kind of "kiting." Pegnsus, you nro my notion Of nerlnl locomotion. GEO ROTNOR. Ma's sheets nro missing from tho bod, Tho clothes lines from tho ynrd, Whllo In tho garrot overhead Dad Inborn good nnd hard. I'lii Ik st umbrolln's cut In holes, No thought of coming rain, And with his bamboo fishing poles Do's built nn aeroplane. ARTHUR HAYNES. Hera Is n song to tho girls I know In tho good old days of yoro, To Polly, nnd Molly, nnd Dolly and Sue, Hero Is n song to tho girls I knew, Hut I'm still henrt-freo, and It's simply duo To tho fact that I can't wed four! Ileie Ih a song to tho girls I knew Iii tho good old das of yoro. JAY TOWER. Whatever trouble Adam had, No man could mnko him snro Ily saying, when ho told n Jest, "I've heard that Joke before." Rush Tower. "When all of Jokes nro written, And all of tho stories are told, What shall wo do?" sighed Pessi mist, As tears from his eyelids rolled. "What shall ho do?" grinned Opti mist. "Just whnt wo'vo dono before. We'll chnngo thorn nround a little bit And grind them out once more." JOHN D. COSS. A lazy fellow named Fieo Oiii'o started to chop down a tree. On the third or fourth stroko Tho no-handlfl broke, "Who said I'm not lucky?" asked he. HUGO QUIST. When tho lovely woman Pog or Polly' In hobblo skirts provokos our Jeers When Iooly woman stoops to folly I wonder If sho "Interferes." A. T. HAINES. i There wns nn ocean pilot, nnd his oldest son was blind And deaf and dumb from childhood, llkewlso vncnnt in his mind; Hut, of course, he wns a pilot when his daddy's course wns run, And ho nnvlgnted vessels ns his fath er's oldest son. There was n clever surgeon, who could cut oft legs nnd arms, ' And Invest an operation with n thousand nameless chnrms; lie's nn oldest boy who'd never seen nil operation done, I Hut succeeded to the prncllce as his father's eldest son. JACK FLANAGAN. When .vou enn't Jest see the light, When things nln't n-goln' right, Or the way you think they Bhould Walt and sco how they turn out; Don't go bcllorln' about, Jest saw wood. A. II. POWERS. If your neighbors turn you down, Keep n-smlllng. If your mouth tastes dark red brown, Keep n-smlllng. If your friends keep, In their blind ness, Dack tho milk of humnn kindness, Thoro Is other milk in town Keep n cow! W. N. EKBLAD. Littlo drops of silver Dropped Into his hand, Mnko this for tho grocor A mighty pleasant land. IVY CONDRON. Before I took a courso In law My bills woro always pnld by paw, nut now ho sayo my sheepskin should a generous living bring. Dad's put a padlock on his polf; Scant Is tho coin I cam myself; And so a Ilttlo learning seems n mighty dangerous thing. T. T. DENNETT. Bill Jones was an elderly bachelor, And ho hadn't even n satchel or Valise; so ho stolo ono sad, sad stop! For that wns tho wny ho lost his rep. C. K. PERRY. Our automobiles aro numbered, And tho hnlrs of our head also; But think not ninlss, though resem bling in this They nro not tho samo things, oil not If our nutos get ovorspeedy, Lo! thoro stands tho vigilant cop; But our hair, alas, mny got going too fast And whoro Is tho law that enn Btop? DR. GEO. E. D1X. An ounce of hurry, A pound of worry, A thing or two that frets you; Somo moro distraction With strong nerve nctlnn, And thon tho doctor gots you. C. C. GOING. The Cost of Living. I used to get my dinners At restaurants nnd such. Tho check tho waiter brought mo Was usunlly this much $2.80. But now since I'vo discovered Tho Joys of wedded bliss, Kathleen gets tho dinners Tho cost, for two, Is this $0.05. Ilowovor, there's n gas ran go That ornnmonts our flat; Tho wny Kathleen runs It Brings monthly bills like thnt $13.20. R. K. BOOTH. $1.00 SALE Let $1.00 do tho work of $1.50 $1.75 and $2.00 at tho LADIES EM PORIUM beginning Monday, Feb 13 Women en Warships. In tho British navy of Nelson's day It wns not uncommon for wives to live nboard meno'-wnr with their sailor huslmuK Scarce ono of Englaud's "walls of oak" In Nelson's tlmo but had somo woman nboard who braved the perils and hardships of the sen In order to be with her husband. In nearly every one of tho twenty-seven lino of battleships under Nclson'b , cotnmnnii in the great battle or Traf algar was one or moro women, whes of sailors. Surprlso may be expressed that English men-of-war's men were permitted to lmo their wives nboard. It was only by special permission of the admiralty thnt this could be done and then permission was granted somewhat In tho light of n penaneo for sanctioning the pioss gang system, which vwis largely In vogue nt that time. Men were seized In the Mreets nnd other public places and compelled to servo In British warshlns because "tho king needed men." Some of the I uivu wiua nui&vw iiiiu iHumi'ni inuuouce nnd, being unjustly compelled to serve In the navy, were permitted to have their wives shnro their luvaluutary servitude. See Window Display of the first Spring Models A LITTLE EARLY 1)0 YOU SAY TO BUY SPHIXfl SUITS YES TIIIISi: ARK ONLY AITAV NUMBERS OK THAT BETTER LINE OF CLOTHING THAN ILS HERETOFORE BEEN SHOWN IN MAHSHFIKL1). Balden Hub Clothing and Shoe Co. Marswiew Eastside Winners 1 Block In Homo Addition, containing over 3 ncrcs for $900 C Lots for $475, East Mnrshflelcl 10 Lots for $000 East Marshflcld lGLotsfor'.' $800 Eastsldo ALL GOOD BAY VIEWS TERMS EASY OTHER GOOD BUYS Business properly, 50x100, on, Second street, GO feet north of Central (I.OOO n snap 00x100 In Sengstnckcn nddltlon, with two-story houso nearly new for 91,500 n money-miikcr See Title, Guarantee & Abstract Co. HENRY SENGSTACKEN, Manager "THE Fill END OF COOS BAY" STEAMER ALLIANCE , Connecting with tho 'orth Bnnk road nt Portland EQUIPPED WITH WIRELESS. Will sail from Portland for Coos Bay at 8 P. M., Wednesday, Feb. 8, leaving Coos Bay for Eurokn, Saturday, Fob. 11. NOllTII PACIFIC 3TEAMSHIP COMPANY. C. F. McGEOHGK, Agent STEAMER BREAKWATER Sails from Aliisworth Dock, Portland, nt 8 P. M., every Tuesday. Sails from Coos Bny every Saturday nt service of tide. Reservations will not bo held Inter than Friday noon, unless tickets nro purchased. fi. II. KEATING, AGENT THE FAST AND OMLMODIOUS Steamer Redoivdo SS Will nuiko regular trips carrying passengers both ways and freight between Coos Bay ami San Francisco. All reservations toi-passcngcr mndo nt Alliance Dock, Mnrsliflclil nnd Inter-Ocean Tronsp, Co. Union Street Wharf No. 2, S'lu Francisco. For Information, phono U-J or 285. Will sail from Marsliflold for San Francisco Sat urday, February 11, nt 0 A. M. INTER-OCEAN TRANSPORTATION COMPANY. Turkish Baths 210-213 Coos Building PHONE 214-J HOME LAND Co. Seo us for Investments' on Coo Bay. Wo guarantee owner's price to bo our price. lMionn 7-ITj. 304 Front 8t A Want Ad will I m IB BUSINESS DIRECTORY OF RELIABLE BUSINESS HOUSES THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF RELIABLE BUSINESS nOUSES AND BUSINESS MEN IN MARSHFIELD WIIO HANDLE GOODS THAT CAN BE GUARANTEED AT FAIR TRICES OR MEN WHOSE WORK MAY BE Mothers Restaurant Has been consolidated with tho BLANCO GRILL ROOM In Blanco Hotel and Is better pro pared than ever to servo good meals. Go To WILLEY & SCHR0EDER for Plumbing and Heating Marslitleld, Ore., Phone 773 MONEY TALKS- PHONE MAIN !JB-Ij COOS BAY LIVERY Wo havo secured tho livery busi ness of L. II, Helsner and aro pro parod to render excellent sorvlco to tho pooplo of Coob Bay. Careful drivers, good rigs and ovorythlng that will mean satisfactory sorvlco to tho public. Phono us for a driving horse, a rig or anything needed in tho livery lino. Wo also do a trucking business of all kinds. DLANCHARI) BROTHERS. Livery, Feed and Snles Service. 141 First nnd Aider Streets. Phono 138-J sell it for you DEPENDED UPON. IT WILL PAY get your job printing DONE AT THE TIMES OFFICE. Letter Heads, BUI Heads, Envc lopes, Colling Cords, etc. STADDEN All kinds of photograph work, bromido enlarging nnd kodak fin-Islilng. Electric lamps suited for every purpose. For tho homo, Office Launches, Automobile, Miniature Flnsh Light Colored Lnmps for dec ora tho purpoBCB for Balo or rent. Open until 0:30 o'clock week Uayr Saturday until 0:00 P. M. Phono your orders for delivery, i Coos Bay Wiring Co. rnoNia 237.J. I I havo somo of tho prettiest valen tines nt tho most reasonable prices ovor soon on tho Bay. And remem ber that I nlwaya havo tho latest Una of postal cards. AUGUST FRIZHEN. OS Central Ave. Marshflold, Ore. FOR GOOD WORK Bring your clothes to us. Cleaning, pressing nnd repairing n specialty, by oxporlenccd men. Sntlsfacllon guaranteed I1LANCHARD & D01). SON, South Broadway. Coos Bay Steam Laundry PROMPT SERVICE SATISFACTORY WOIIK REASONABLE PRICES OUR WORK WILL PLEASE YOU. Phono Main B7-.T nnd n wagon will call. Mnrshflcld Oregon- Coal Cheapest Fuel on Coos Bay Lump coal fjil.no. Nut coal $.1.00. Wo do nil kinds of hnullng, ani contracting. Horses nnd vehicles (or salo. For quick dollvory call on L. H. HEISNER or phono 120-J or 49-L. NOW IS THE TIME To dig up that old Suit and let ni got it in shapo for you. Cloauod, Ropalrcd nnd Pressed at wo do It will mnko it look Hko new. Satisfaction guaranteed. COOS BAY TAILORING CO. J. W. Josoplisoii, Mgr. 180 South Broadway. Mnrshflcld PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY DIt. G. W. LESLIE, Osteopathic Physician Grcduato of tho Amorlcan school of Osteopathy nt Klrksvillo, Mo. Office n Eldorado Blk. Hours 9 to 12; lto ; Phono 1G1-J; Marshflold; Oregon. DU. J. W. INGRAM, Physician and Surgeon. 20D-210 Coko Building, hones: Ofllco 1G2J; Rosldenco 162l J. W. BENNETT, Lawyer. Ofllco over Flanagan & Bonnett Dank Marshflold, Oregon. V7M. S. TURPEN, Architect. Over Chambor of Commerco. YOU TO PATRONIZE TnEM I Butter Wrappers Printed at The Times' Office J. L. KOONTZ Machine nnd Repair Shops GENERAL MACHINIST Steam and Gas Engine Work At Holland's boat shop, Fronl street, Marshfleld, Ore, .