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About The east Oregonian. (Pendleton, Umatilla County, Or.) 1875-1911 | View Entire Issue (March 13, 1880)
The Style la Massachusetts that in Missouri. and through Two "sports" wcro discussing upon New Year's sports and Xew Year's cus toms at "homo in the older States. They thenjell to discussing the hospitality of tao peopla of vanous sections of the Union. -SaH ono of tho men : "Now in Mis scmri job can travel through the coun- trj, from ono end of the State to tbe other, and not be charged a cent for a Meat's lodging, but go down to Massa chwsetts, and at every farm house they will tax you four shillings" Said the other: "Yes, that is so. You ride up to a farm house in Massa chusetts, tao proprietor comes to the door, and ywu ask if vou can atop orer night with him. lie says, 'Certainly, sir.' He calls one of the boys or hired men to come and tako your horse. You dismount, and arc shown to a cheerful parlor. You find newspapers and books to'raad. - Presently juppcr is announced, and you find roast spareribs, apple sauce, since pies, jams, jellies, sweet cake, and all that kind of thing, with a first, class can of tea and all tho milk want" "When you go to bed you are "shown to a room that looks like a bridal ch&albef. In the morning vou find pitcher' of water, washbowl, and all else needed m making your toilet, ready at hand. You hare a fine breakfast, hot biscuits" and all the trimmings; your horse is. presently brought to the door, nicely groomed, and looking as lively as a young schoolmarm; you ask your en tertainer "what is to pay, and he says, Peer shillings, sir. He really says that, and I don't deny it. You pay the four shillings, mount, and are oi square with the warld and feeling like a fight ing cock. "Now I lave traveled all Missouri, and 111 tell vou now it is there. You ride up to a Louse, and seven stump-tailed yellow degs jump off the butt of a haystack and come yelping about you. You don't see anybody about the Louse, so you ride out toward the log stables. Thire you find a woman trying to milk a wild-eyed cow that is tied up by the horrs. You ask if you can stay all night Sb says, '1 reckon; jist tie your Loss up to the corn-crib.' "for supper you have bacon, corn dodger and black coffee. You sleep in a j room where the toys and gals' are strewed all around you on the fioor or in tran die-beds. You go out to the well in the morning, and by the aid of the sweep drs.tr water with which to wash yourself in the tin pan that stands near at hand oa.tbe bench ; you find a lot of jelly-like soft soap quivering in a "broken crock. The supper repeats itself at breakfast. After breakfast you go for your horse, and find Lira coated over oae side with, manure and looking dell and discontented. Finally you get back to the house, "hitch your horse to one of the poets of the perch, and go in to take leavcof your host. "Yon ask him wLat is to pav, and, drawing himself up proudly, Lc says, 'Nothing, sir ; I don't keep a hotel, but if you've a mind to give the children sowetiisc: it's all right "Now there yoruire ; you're a son of a gun if yoagivr those young ones less th&afwo bits apiece, and Pm a son of a gun if there is ever less than thirteen oC them. Yes, I've traveled in 3Iis sorLYirgim Enterprise. "The Unprotected Female." Under the above title Mr. Nast has drawn, .is; the current Harper's "Weekly, a capital illustration of the prcsmt de plorable condition ef our naval defenses and other means of warfare. "We have nothing to fear, perhaps!, from any hostility on the part of our neighbors or oar European friends, but all the same, , if an inimical movement should be made by any one. wo should find ourselves disgracefully incapable of supporting ocr Tain boasts of national power and ef patting in force the Monroe doctrine or anything like it In Nast's clever cartoon Miss Columbia is represented as seated em. a bale representing our com merer, as if waiting for means of travel ing somewhere, and her face wears an expression, of proud scorn and assumed iadiSerece, while big, Bismarkian Gcr xa&ay with a long pipe, little cigarette saaotisg Peru, fez-covered Turkey, in significant -Spain, Mexico in a sombrero, asd K&ifaraecC Prance stand about her, pufiag ssaoke in her face from all their variess tobaccos and bluff old John Bsll, witS IIsselS behind him, is looking ob in aaswemeat, enjoying the insolence heaped-spoa -tbe unprotected female." The whole thing is admirable, and is a merited satire en the shim economics ef Congress. SootetyHn Waakington. The Romance of Home. We would not imply that education is to blame for the threatened fading away of tho romance of homo to our woman kind, says a writer in tho London Queen, but that therole of education in women's lives is often misunderstood. The home woman must always be the ideal type of woman, not only of tho married, but also of the unmarried. It is the fashion to lament the number of tho latter and puzzle over their position as over a seri ous social problem ; yet the majority of our dear old maids must bo home-women, if tho world is to continue to care for its comfort and tending. Tho teaching of other women's children, tho nursing of the sick, the care-taking of our beloved old ones, must still belong to them. It is because the "home-woman" is the ideal type of woman that all must be done to develop her nature harmonious ly ; because society is an outside interest to her, sho needs the cultured intellect that finds delight in reading and study in her leisure hour; because she has the growing generation to influence, she should have her sympathies attuned to noble things and large interests, because she would be man's companion, and the source whence is derived the order and economy of his household, she must have her judgment developed, her reasoning powers trained, her understanding braced, Lcr imagination chastened, by the ideas which only a liberal education can supply. "Wo would have women educated in every detail. It has been well said no revolution could compare in it effects with those produced by ed u cat ion and training on our women. But tho womanly element must not be taken out of it ; woman must aim to be the poet and artist in her life before be ing the poet and artist in her works. Her duties and her enthusiasms must go hand in hand ; not dutv here and cn thu&iasm there. The vnlgarest duties of life may be poetized by the spirit in which thev are interpreted ; and it is in this account that, of all women, educa tion is most necessary to the home woman. Nothing can seem flat or in sipid to one who has a grain of poetry in her heart The love of goodness and beautv brings charm to abide in right doing. If we look about for an exam ple of what we consider to be the true home woman, we find it shining forth in the pages of a journal kept by a French woman, Eugenie de Guerin, written for her brother Maurice. Every incident of the simple, stately, patriarchal life led by the little" family in the Chateau du Cavla is chronicled; the household perplexities, the letters receivod, the visits "paid few to the rich, many to the poor the pil grimages to the church hard by arc afi recounted. There is excellent sense ia every page that records the discharge of Mile. Do Gucrin's household duties; she keeps the accounts, she can cook, she supervises the form people, she nurse the sick. She throws her heart into every detail of her life, and invests it with a charm and interest, and all the while finds time for thinking and writing. Her literary genius has now been recognized by "her country. Her diary reveals her irrntr, as well as her simple, homely, outer life her wander ings on the hillsides and in Use woods, with her thoughts for cempaaions. The life ci reading, writing and thinking is, of all others, the one she would prefer to lead. An extract from hei journal will paint her poetic, cultured and still the home woman to tho heart's core. "In the stillness of a life like this my spirit is happy, and, as it were, dead to all that goes on up-stairs or down-stairs, in the house or out of the house. But this dors not last Ions. 'Come, my poor spirit,' I then say to myself, we must go back to the things cl tnis world and I lake :ay spinning, or a book, or a saucepan, or I play with AYolfe or Triblv. Such a life as this I call Leaven upon earth."' Bessemer StecL j i In tho afternoon a special train, pro- vided free of cost by tho directors of the London and 2 ortl western Hail way Company, conveved a larco nartv of the a 4 members of the Iron and Steel Institute, in session in Liverpool, to Crowe, whom thcr were shown over the magnificent wot la of tho comnanv, and where both the Bessemer and tho Siemens-Martin processes of steel manufacture are ear ned on. The Crcwo works are said to 5 been the largest r.iilwav works in 1S43, for the purpose of repairing tho locomotive engines, carriages and wag ons required for tho Grand Junction lUilway, afterwards absorbed m the more extensive Northwestern. Ma chinery for tho manufacture of rails was added in 1S53, and in 1557, on the am algamation of the northom with tho northeastern divisions, tho Crewe works became the centtcof tho engine and car riage departments of the northern divis ion of the line. In 1SC1 works wore erected for the manufacture of Bessemer steel, and in 1SC9 or 1S70 an ojxn- hearth steel-making plant was added, which lias since been largely used in the production of steel for locomotive pur poses. Upwards of 2,000 locomotives have been made at tbe Crewe works, and as iri an v as 146 in ono year. No other works in the, country have made and used .steel as extensively for railway purposes. Tho works as a whole cover an area of 27 acres, awl employ over 5,000 hand. After the mombcrs of the Iastitetc had been enterained to a very .excel lent luncheon by the railway ceaepaay, they were shown the B&rar steal con TCrting house, where four live-ton verting vessels were seen in oporat The pig iron is first melted in an or dinary cupola, to which the air is sp- ptted bv a Hoot blower, vtamce it is run into cno of the converting vt Tho air is supplied to the ooavcrtiBg vessel by a pair of horizontal Wowing ginea of -550 aorse power, bv Hicks Co- Boston. The cogging tailk, 5re- rolung mills, plate rolhiHr mills, mer chant niiik, mills for rolling stceL etc. were examined with interest, the more so that there are no works that can boast of greaUr perfection in their me chanical arrangements. From the rail works and the points aad the creasing department, the visitor were ceadaeUd by a staff of officials to the hoibr fcfcep, which is 350 feet loag aad 100 feet wide. Here they raw lecewottwp aad stationary boilers ltag atad of steel. The party were aJterward coadacud in saeeeieaoa through the boner mop, J smithy, the Aaagiag shop, the plate j store, the bouer fittiag seep, the tagiae repairiag sheps, and the steel forrtag department, whore they saw the plate aad large angle mills aad the upright thirty-ton duplex- steam hamatcr, the tire and wheel shops, the iron forges, tae paiat shop, the brass aad iron foaadry, the millwright shop, the pattern shop, and the saw mil! ; and they fiaally were Killed up through the wheel forge aad the spring smithy iato the leoeeaeuve erecting wheel and fittiag shops, ore confused probably than eatighteaed by the bewildering size of the vast stah lull ib eat and the variety of dtifereat oc cupations carried on. Londea. TSbk. Wedding Fees. Tho llev. John Hall, IX D., of Njw York, has ono of the wealthiest churcles in this country and was recently said o 1)0 in receipt of a salary of $30,00). Tho jiaper which made tho statement a given to exaggeration, and doubled tie sum. Dr. Halls saury is nearer $15,000 than $30,000. Tho statement was also made that tho doctor receives $10,000 a year in wedding fees. Tha is not surprising as many who como to him to bo married are millionaires, or the sons and daughters of millionaires Dr. Hall rushes into print to correct tbe statement as to tho fees, lie says: "If I publish tho actual facts I havo a little apprehension that I may Ioso tin respect of a part of the community that part which always look deferentially oa large sums of money. I am aware that Might streak of envy sometimes mingles with tho respect, but that a neither here nor there. If I tell the readers of a portion of the press tint deals in information of this kind, that I never personally knew of a wedding fee of more than $100, and that I never re ceived as much as $500 of marriago fees in one year, why, I may go down in tho estimate of my fellow-citizens. I shall bo to thorn no more than one twentieth of what I seemed. My shallow will be less. Not only so, but I may seem to reflect on that particular part of the press that affects this kind of news, but I may not get credit in future even for comparative good looks." Having thus knocked $9,500 off of his wedding fee account, Dr. Hall pro- Becchcr Again. ceeds to denounce tbe whole wedding fee business. He asks : "Would it net be a good thing to cut off all of the swell favors given to ministers such as half fare passes on railroads, wedding fees, and vcn 'donation mi ties,' and let ministers be pat, like other nun, on living salaries!" This is too sweeping. As to railroad fares and donation parties it is well enough; bnt (he wedding ice is alto gether a ditktent affair and rests on a different bask There is no reason why a man shook! ride half price simply be cause be U a minister. I he render a service to the company trail porting hits, he deserves pay for it and should be rewarded accordingly. The donation party is an outrageous nuisance which timid aet be inflicted on any decent Buakter. Bet the wedding fee is a fair ooatpetuatiott for a special service. It k a matter almost impossible to fix as to deiiaite aatoeat Men pay all the way froM $1 to $1,000 for getting married. A aaa who u very poor or very mean. or who do not think that the ladr of bis choice is ef any particular account, mar satkfy his soul by handing the oS- oatiag clergy man a dollar or .two. A wealthy man, or one who marries an heiress can as eaulr mv $100, or $500 or errn $1,000. There are many cases ia which a $100 bill is gracefully slipped iato the olergycans hand, although Dr. Hall does not seem to have had much ef a nta of this sot t of luck. Tbe aver age fee amesg well to do people is probably aboat $10. Most clergymen give their wedding fees to their wives. Aa Kpweepal clergyman who made a praetwe ef this was embarrassed by the receipt ef a iair of treww as a fee from a nice young tailor ier whoa ho ptriorwed the marriage icrviee. The Women of the Whlto House.' Tho American respect for women has always protected tho lady of the "White llouse. bue always coca in with ac claim and her "administration" is almost j always resjiectluuy spoken of m time, and her domestic and social virtues are not a littlo celebrated. It takes an in terval of time before tho Preaidentenses get their historic plac sometimes greater, sometimes less than that con ceded to them co temporarily. Dollv Madison, for instance, has become the highest type of womanly demeanor in that elevated station. In thu genera tion, up to Mr. Hayes' time, old habitues of "Washington looked baok to Mks Harriet Lane, Mr. Buchanan's niece, aa the belle hostess of the American court It was with great leluctanco that the fond public were disillusionized as to Mrs. Lincoln, and they are scarcely ready yet to go through tho fame pro cess as to Mrs. Grant, who was tauoh Iaudtd in her time. When Mrs. Hayes came ia, bright, attractive, and not Haaecmtonied to so ciety, there was aatarally the eld ac claim with redoubted violence. Now, in almost the last year of the admin istration, it U therefore worth saving as a matter ot sotr ckroaicle taat no woman siaee Harriet Laae approaches the success of Mrs. Hayes as the lady ef the "White House. It k an important fact in the local tUuatkm at WashiBgtoa, for the Hayes adnvaktratkm on ita male side is oae of negative social qual ities rather than that ef positive. In the last adminktratien there was always a local satisfaction in seeing '"ofcl Gnat" moving aboat the street like any other man, with Wis moody cigar. Mr. Hayes is a loss familiar aad leas sympathetic hgurc. It ts Jlrx. Haves who receives the guests of the White Home with The Ore pn Kidney Tea! The Most Wonderful' Medical Discovers OP 3023ItN' TUMjnj-S Challenges the World !as a Kerne dy for Pains In the Back aad Kidneys, Xes-KetcHtieB of Urlae. iHlamaiatlen f tke Bladder or Iildney. Diabetes, Brick Bast Deposit In Urine, LcHcerrktea, Xervensncsw, Painful or Suppressed Xcastraatl AbJ l tt eospVjiU uUar lust Aun.il ot dM,ttll txlt U tin T!niy tn Vraizj Orzxn et ki it U 1-tUKLT YOiCrA81XuJt2rna!.y 1IAKMUI, al JfeJfUiclio W uklCXairM. UrwaU!fc Leaf of the Plant in its Jatural State rot tta ia vLA U tiki c-rn 7i, ia-1 It tfc 4mmp mit l U ftaitn it Jfcfcmfa to ia Hit. t bit, prr(Arl i VTkUk pwif ilrn v, rlrtatt U Dm fuse to l fbrzt Ttlat lr tnttien uU tkm. , Full Directions Accompany JBuch Package: Koncl 1 2a. o 'JS olio win & TosClmon.lalai retRAS, Onssa. Jzij S3. IT59. Kf EUMfiftikifUl echiaw. nVWn Sfcsli-fafc 4at, nl ItoScrnl tp( 4I vtt saCtU rHht IL KXX1VTOS. IKIU, Cncsa. Asr3t t, UT1. KMWtufcnUiUAl lutIWW.1 StMt MlnaOS(U UllXEV TCS. I UrrslHitrr beataiU Hi rnult. St ra H( im ilium (s ukc At S w to. I vsolg rasesund tt ta ttotr ims r. razxzs. I !S tii. j, nscber ti 0i3H) KH3 Brave Women. The extraordinary courage of the Albanian women has been displayed over and over again in the history of tho country ; but one of the inost cele brated instances was that recorded of the branch of the Albanian jwople rep resented by the Suliotei, when they were besiectd by Ali Pasha in 1792. The Suliotes formed a semi-independent confederacy, comprising Cu villages, in the districts of Margariti, Poraniytbia and Janina. Up to the time of Ali Pasha the prided themselves on the regularity of the payments of their dues to tbe Porte. But the intrigues of the cunning old Veli, who wanted to get tbo whole of the spahilik of Soli into his greedy hands, soon roused the people into rebellion, and they commenced their glorious and Mary-C'lcEitaVr says that in no other - lengthened war against the far greater American citv is visiting carried on to 1 resources of the renowned Pasha. The seek a xieats in "Washington, latter, by means of the duplicity of "RvrrV-ladv "in aodetv" has her dav for which he was such a ceremonious mas- v - - Ta Williamsburg, Xew York, on the eve&iag of February 11th, there was a meeting for the relief of the starring Irish. Henry Ward Beeeher was there, and said among otircr thugs :. " What is 3,000 mikx wW the call of humanity is heard It is aet a inten tion as to whether these eple are right or wrong. It is food thry want. Taey may have faults belonging to their char actor, but we can afford to be leaieat we Yankees, we Germans, we French men, wc people who have no fa all. htlUW, Oir.j". 3-sSf n. tea. 1kiMrinMiaiittiia.ilrasnttBti)iI b. jr. ih. rrnm. Onrs. Jaly St. 1ST. CTlUii(niiniaiiilaa,ialKrissanisu such eraee aadahowof personal iaber-i wuu 1 n k TMt-n iu& wvv. i rmii km m vti KUuri u. u. n izn. ara est, aad givesaeoter awl character te!Bra(,tsiioBv!bst!,iii:iait:Ktii4ina, r - ., . , ... . . itu man, Ongaa. Pteaber 13. isn. tngul soctauoB ot tae exeoaUve annwon. . apa iatw si nn iUri- ia Mklm u it. Kirrs vini w) Tt rwvi Mir r tr iti iIa this t . "i""' 11laimilihf uf pffxaaraanlif. jUUwt Item soxata xr wr ixEt3l ta Vcy spcbf( , Vr. ? " , . .?). OBt3Xf KID.MIT TC L, kn Ku tyxnmMf ntrttf man lna( w, u oat Uix U tnm&i- throw on the statpnetty aad proviacsal , iieMrst.ss thtiim. w exa imay rtumm nsw 4fcm iaari tSxsmi. a n sfljt air of life aad dreas -oat "West,- aad Whidb"t- . t rJtLV tq into the plate ef the first iady of j i u t itwn b trfUfK-u sta sniu d vk oerewr xrr Ti. rc istjnt&mvitbr TTI. , , , i liirUV atelIUet MjnW. lUffac X OMBB03I WIMfclf TEA poMd OBjfsi dimcult fer the wessaa than for the i prmpn, l piniLii a rkijr. mi twa ttw im &t rtaw. n& t& emt u te so irrf f .1. WLii. lr l BWtimeM. aiu.uiai. man in tao tt.ic jiiw, lor hkh bktbl men vastly mere than worsen aieet women. But Mrs. Hayes hai Ueossed fsrth iato a real aad agreeable repre sentative of the best aad most attractive in American -iroasawheml. The tact with whkh she has carried through her opposition to the sderiag of wiaes to f I ! f I I " I III. ll tM.f tit. A? V. . I M . t..t t . J i m..; 1 I Mrs. CleaHaer cotapareE Mrs. Hayes aad Mrs. Gen. Sherasut as the tweh-ad-ing wosea ia Waahiagtoa soaety, aad as fitly representative of the two great diviueas ef the Chrisfiaa body ia tins coastry. Spriagf eM Pspahheaa. Some LIca'a Hobblos. ws Orr, On en. Oetahtr 9. XXTi. n raUni f U JOBS V. IX5GZZ. Mnimi ia. Onr. Prm-iVr si. tsra IUrM4UUeSQOK EtCT TZA tmr rmmmt ht mmt hmmX, mm 1 3mm mtmrntfl -rttfc a tSteU, al 6atct VaMu U nmrrnen.1 ilui ri'.i uJ mU mLnJf. Z. T. SCOTS. Sumh, Orccca. ! irSirSt. UTi. 'BMOftaSOK K1BMTT TEi Am a:MMS? aacaw jMrfka iaf el Hut sesTzrmaOa tar mi. t t hjA, aJIWiHnWi -0i rmiHrat giac maiA tz U rrmr-ra-iM Ur. J-JtOOI. TumwM. Onns. Be. SU ISt. KySVT TCX uiVrtu Us I kl 11 cm Vk ml fetiM mil itf Wltiit wl hxn sat hmma. tzocXU dr. t aWWIr nnawliMl wrSe1Masawa SV or toA. x pUiMax. wtim tal SOLD BYLLL DU UG GISTS Jc GBKJBRAL DEALERS. PRICE, ONE DOULAR The Irish are a great people, a people of tdewn under physical and mental strain. natural great reeeivinsr ealls: and the distribution- of cards k "enbrmons. " When strangers vit WashiagtoB,nhe adds, "and take up their abode "at a hotel, they have osly todjasover the days of public recep tios, hire a hack and proceed to visit. Oa 3foaavr they can go to tbe homes of the judges of the Supreme Court and ether cesrta; - Wednesday they can call oa the Cabinet ladies ; on Thursday visit all the Senatorial families j and on Saturday go to Ee "White House to see Mrs. Hayes. In every drawing room ihe vitttors will and standing in its centre from one to a dozen ladies, richly attired, reeeivisg all with politeness, icw with that graeiottt charm which, makes the loaeHeet stranger feel at home. This is sot straage. These ladies are compelled so eoastaatly to greet, so many whom they do sot know that the task becomes mopotoaoas, but irksome. These calls isvolveTao persoaal recognition. The lady who received you on Wednesday in her own parlor, on Thurrday may meet yea oh the street without n glance of reeogaitiea. SidaefcSaitb used to say that 'the ooBBmOB practice of tbo clergy in his day was to draw sin out of sen &3 Eve was drawn irom Adam's side, by casting them into a deep sleep. i ier, had entrapped Tzavella, ono of the Suliote heads of houses, into his power, and then laid siegeto the town of Suli. Ho endearored by bribes to induce Tza vella to turn traitor. Cunning here met its match ; tho crafty Saliote pro tended compliance, and even left his own son Poto in Ali Pasha's hands as a hostage. He returned to Suli under pretense of betraying the town, but no (sooner had he arrived than he sent a let ter of defiance to the Pasha. Ali assailed the town, and it was here that tho hero ism of the Albanian women became so conspicuous. Mosko, the wife of Tza vella and mother of Foto, showed prodi gies of valor durins tho She broke open some cartridgo-boxes with a hatchet, and then loaded them on the other women, and rushing into tbo trenches, distributed them among tho Suliotes. Ali threatened to roast alive her son Poto, but she replied that sho was young and could have other chil dren, and that she would cat a bit of tho roasted flesh of her son rather than be tray her country. Blackwood's Maga zine. Eligible bachelors hhould bo very cir cumspect now. Young Jadics have a way f jumping at conclusions during leap year. intelligence, ehivalrv and nius. I look upon them as a blessing to our nation. I am a carpet bagger here ; my ancestors came from AYalea, bat I belong to the human fam ily. Ireland has been brought to griev ous straits. Mr. Beccher stopped, aad then exclaimed : Starving ! Taere is a whole world of political economy in that single word. Starving in Christendom! Think of it The most fertile island m the sea, under the touch .almost of the band that governs it. A great Chris tian people starving! There is some thing wrong in tho sytem of the land laws of that beautiful island, fitted by nature to become a paradise. There is no gradation of foci in the Emorald Isle. "With 100,000 men ttarviaz, what can millions of money do to relieve their suffering ! A temporary relief alone is afforded. Tbe cvill is deeper seated. The emergency just now is imminent ; food must be sent to Ireland. While these people have starvation staring them in the face, our granaries are filled to overflowing. The Son of God lias said for our guidance: 11 Freely ye ccived, freely give." Woman' a Nerves. The whole nervous system, in com moR with the other structures of the body, is smaller and less voluminous in the teaiale than in the maU. Its func tion is characterized by comparative weakness, as evidenced by great suscep tibility and instability, and also by promitncsi ia responding to all kinds of stimuli. In womrn there is less netrous caparity aad vigor, dininished power of control, and a greater readiness to break re- Gov. Gixselon'a Love Marriage. His first wife was 3Iiss Waldron, and by her he had five children, four ot whom are now alive. He went out with a Maine regiment early in tho war, but soon returned home. When ho came back ho married the wife of a man who had gono to California when the fever broke out, but who had alwayB tent back plenty of money. Just "lc fore the marriago $700 was received from him, and this helped to buy the wedding pfesenta; Just three weeks after the marriago tho former husband returned from Cairfornia and was greatly surprised to find that his wifo was tho wife of another. Ho went to Garcelon and, yflBftho could keep tho woman, his money back. An ar- mauo .and ho returned rnia. Rochester Democrat hnt.aaaaaaaaaaaU tooanfo "Give mo a sou, mister," said a Paris gamin to a gentleman tho other day, "I havo had no dinner." "Xo more havo I," answered tho gentleman, who was rushing to his rsstaurant. "Wjoll, then," raid the boy, "give nio two sous, and we'll dino together." It ia notorious that the conditi tiens termed nervous and hysterical are almost entirely confined to th fe male sex, in which they are extremely common. Every physician at a hospital who treats out-door patients knows that for every hundred men he prescribes for he is called upon to treat at least fire hundred women. On ths other hand the male wards are always full, while many of the female beds are vacant This simply indicates that serious dis ea;o is most common in men while trifling nervous ailments are almost urn venal in women. Most women are nat urally so predisposed that when sub jected to fright, grief, anxiety, pain and other such circumstances, they feel (in addition to tho direct distressing effects) various remote subjective phenomena in the form of suffocations, spasms, bodily pains, fainting, ccnvuUicns, and a gen eral liability to violent and cxplosivo emotional demonstrations. If the causes are permanent their effects may become to, and may also deteriorate the general heal Ji, and thcro ;sxe thou sands of women who ato hopelrss inva lids, often for life, from conditions act ing on their susceptible and mobile ner vous systems, which in tho other rex would have produced no appreciable re sults. There are, of course, in this as in other things, nnmcrous exceptions to tho general rule, many women having their natures much modified and ap proaching the male type, and in the same way thcro are some men who are of a nervous and hysterical temperament We may, then, assert as a fact, that tho nervous system of tho average woman it more susceptible and impressionable than that of tho average man, that in consequence it is more readily unhinged by mental and physical distress or fa tigue, and when thus discorded it reacts upon the system so as to cause perma nent disease. Dr. Bennett in Sanitary Record. Ono can always find something pleas ant to say of anything if they will but try hard enouglu The editor of the MarysvilloBanncr speaks rather vaguely of tho merits of a dramatic troupe per forming in that town, but adds : "Too much cannot bo said of tho admirablo 'elocution of the prompter, whoso clear, bell liko voico could be heard in all parts of tho ball." Portland, Oregon. A banker wett-kaow ia the fiaaarial wen a aieu recsaur in aac at tae At- p j o s T j lantic cities at the age of SO, leans- a 0 U.gQ, D8JV1S C5 UO., ITJCO'pTlQtiOVhs propcrxy vansea at mmteas. Alter ais i death, a eeUeetioa ef toys waa sell for ever $100,000, whkh he had Wea eve-1 cumalaliag fer 20 years. Scarcely any , vabaaUe, soieatific or mecaoakal toy : had ever Wen asade ia Earepe ef which he kid not a tctme, bat has amort- meat iactaded aloe, the most trivial of children's playtbtags. A aether, a dts ' sen of Philadelphia, oae of the foremost jurists of his day, had a fancy fer col-1 lecting fairy tales. Ilk shelves con tained titoasands of these velnmcs is ev- err language, Maaias fer china, old brasses and rare editioas are so coca son among scholarly men. that the incoagru-! ity of the pursuit does aot strike us. I lne ieeauanty ot a hobby indeed u, that it is Bsealiy at odds with the gea eral character of the person who exhib its it It is a bit of childhood left by careless Nature among the sterner stuff of which manhood is made. James Fist, who was oae of the most hardened and dishonest of swindler?, had a passionate lore for canaries, and was surrounded by them at home. Oar gtnial poet, Oliver Wendell Holmes, delights in graveyards, boasts that he knows every oae within forty miles of Boston, "and whan the Spring opens," he says, smiling, "I go to an how my dead men da" Tbe doctor also is fend of working with tools. Tho portable steroscoptic glass is his invention. One of the most eminent surgeons in the country delights in writing poems, and very bad poems they arc. Tharc can be no doubt that an innocent hobby (and j If in maXttsz- asj jxircauu r la vrrillus ! rapoi ta a uuxxrrtlte- ; Hon ta jia r It Baprr. The New Silent Mo. 3, Wheeler & "Wilson SEWING machine; Is the Cheapest to Buy Dnucsr rr is The Easkst te Lcara. Tkc Easiest ta Xaaae, The 3fest B arable, Tkc Lightest Suaausz, xxa dots The Most Perfect Work. iV'O SHUTTLE to THREAD Cm a MnUkl tr Stttlax Xrrrfle a4 - tae Gmmt Variety asd WW Ml Kasc sr WrS. Those who have tried it are delighted I From tbe Chlcaso Trifewet with it as it is the OXtr silest I .... . Xei-l.iin , , r -uxtsxz oeoa ra sxaeoc 3U. Wafer Smb. skwi?g ifACHixs that makes ; r---- x - n"IIN fT the lock srrrcn. j ZZ1m$ , . . vfck&tbiT?erux'bvi!lMz'na vsalccfet ttat. It I t&a Sett XacUza far all PaaUr ( fcvl It cosat Cnxn a ka rOaiU eoicc.S cUL k TJm. sat XJ.aI te cet ewt of Order- i ttafrgaci bxrr creial. T4 rnttau att i U-UtetafftbSSBTBeaths t U a Vtttt U 31 Wo Tilnro if ni trial writTs "11 ntlier . -"S " ttw. . - - i- 1 tSccUd trf Um isaliriU rfm wiaa amehtnes u tha wond. mms Oil 6laalaHaVS BfejSBBBCBEBm23aV ' ' Efe TKE GREAT -a, if ha took tkk tfaa ri-m - - Tbm ill fr mt- It was inner over lughty Competlt-latUBalaTc.aaltetlaara aad ftbcsUea.kKa p. I c-q 1 nctbBSMcrn- After vtcfecfacwrvskk hobbies generally are innocent) is a safe- i Trr u kaj j win w rc to ULc ay- n . mu opvxion mMi jvL u b ai rc btSmau ty valve for the escape of nervous ex- j AetmtJ, w8tCd. iSSaWKi ttTZ citement in men who ue their brains to i ,. 'boei. at ta Ux u ccssxssa m aaW I uauvM LU y W 1 1 V1IW I'll i tocaiwaBKa.asiatoiotiBaai- i iiiiki.Li.ii a iiik.uuii innni u u u. 11 an exceptional decree. 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