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Sr ATE RIGHTS DEMOCRAT ISSUED EVERY FRIDAY CHAMBERLAIN & STITES. MMIItt orriCB-ia Bsnorrat UlllUsa BrMialkta Mm!. TtRMS OF SUBSCRIPTION glffW oopy, per VMM-, la adTanoe..., gUV OJpr, par jmr. m warn vn r S 00 1 AO 78 10 laSts i oopy, fx BnnH vnre i ................. ALLEN & -of- ALBANY Are mi rwwTiiC tlir FALL AND WINTER GOODS ! Cens'iatin of sac of the largest General Merchandise Ever offered ft? sale DRY AND FANCY GOODS DEPARTMENT Iutludes all Ike latest styles and novelties. Onr stock is all fresh and new. and mien of it was purchased piece of old style seeds in onr store- THE CLO THlN(i Contains one of the largest and prices that defy competition, either here or elsewhere. We also keen a fall line of ladies', children's and gentlemen BOOTS AND SHOES, All of the best quality aad We also invite attention to HATS AND CAPS, ere is also to he fsuud at our store GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, ETC Our motto ONE PRICE Samples sent by mail free, on application. I ff ff ri " - : . -: -ewrwr f T 1 yOJB IS t Wh i A eBBBB, i -nrV. . m j. ... ... - i tt. 7- , , . - - . . . -. . ' . . nt b 7 " f '7 . JB- IB NU IB ... 4B ST a. a. B . , .-i.L !?' I " V mm wigais ucmonai. mi ly LXT f 1 " HW 00 4000 SOW 100 00 s faMii uiJX. L uli .. . ... (L . - - - ' - - - - 1 - nmmm QM ' n , . VOL. XVII I MARTIN OREGON, I"" and most complete ttoek of in Albany. The in Sew Yolk, and there is not one DEPA RTMENT finest aasoitinents of clothing and direct from the manufacture. onr splendid selection of a large and well-selected sbek o t I is u .q :a FOR ALL. fWSSBS!SSSXSS''''m'mmmmmmm'm'mmmam SS3BBSBSSS!SSSSSBSS!SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBBSSBi ALLEN & MARTIN, lank aWk aa SsbS M MamM . ?T - II 57 First Street, Albany, Or ss- . filsBBaU .H HaVam. Cl eKa m 4bjA avBBBBSB U Bl I Mkjf sBYnnlrSc9ir PRwavHWHS CERiliEDY. roa RHEUMATISM I rfuu rarufa , ocibticb , Lurnovno, Backache, Soreness of the Chest, Gout, Quins, Sere Throat, Swell fafft and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Peine, Tooth, Bar and Headache, Frost a c Feet and Ears, and all other Paine and Achat. V rnmratkrtt OB MkrtJt ao,al T 4Cni On n mttfr, ur, fMMM 4 rts Kftt,rt.w li mply A Irlftt eotsAt tet Un oapfarni !.: titflu.g- outlay at M 'patC, bb4 rjr on hiti, uU miu tu bat chf aa4 (uitl pnl ut H CUiOM. SOLD BY ALL DRUOOI8T8 AID DEALEBS IS MEDIC I SC. A. VOGELER Sl CO., p.M4.,V.a.A PROFESSIONAL CARDS. V. TV1XX. U. E. KLINN & CHAMBERLAIN, ATTOBIEl'8 AT LA W, Albany, Oregon. swomce io Foatar'a Rrlct Bh k." vl5olStf. ll. S. STUA1IAN, Albany, Oregon. 1SHACTICR IS AJL TH COU RTO OF ! thia Stale. They give special atten tion to ooUecUona and probate luattox. umoa iu Foatar'a mow briok. aStf L. H. MONTAirSTE. ATTORNKYAT T-4 AW, J Notary Public. Albany, Oregon. office u petal re, ore r John Briffra atom, Ut street. vltnSSrf J. K. WEATHERFORD, ISHTiKV H-tttJC.) tTTORNEY AT LAW, IAUI4la' OK Catffc tntL r-RACTK'K IN ALL THE COURTS Or Tilt If Mate. 8ciJ tUmtlim given Ui uuilerUuns mad probate uuttler SVOaUa in Odd FelUw'j Temple. U:t POWELL & BlIsTKU. f vTTOItNEYS AT LAW, And Solicitors in Chancery VI.BAW. - . - OKK't-OV. CfNieHfonS prosantly made on an points. Loana nesjotbued on reasonable terms. far oOice in Foster 'a tirick.-tJs v Hu 191 f. K M. MILLER. mi S ft 8 Oft T vl fatVfi 3 WfesTl I wf - ATTORNEY AT LAW LEBAMOM OKi:uO Will practice ta all the courts of the State. Fvotapi eUenUoa 1vn to aoftoctions, asm tjraoMi and xammauoD at nuee rroaei oualaeaa aspriaiuy. xunmxj. say ATTORNEY AT LAW AND Notary Public, I'RMtlLLK, OBM.OX. Collections promptly made on all points. E. It SKIP WORTH, 4TTOBSEY tVDtSI N St LOB AT LAW ASW XOT4BV Ft BUT. 11 1 LL practice in all courts of the State Yy y.ll business intrusted to me prompt ly attended to. Offire in (S Toole Block, Brooda&in Sire, 4eyl Albany, Oregon. LEWIS STIMSOFTS I.IVKKY AND FEED STAELE. First class vchicies, fine horses, good food, accommodating proprietors ana rea sonable charge, uive them a call. Htables near Revere Houae. 6yl. E. W. LANCDON & CO., DaafJaaOISTal. Briok HJJtonjJ A CITT 3DRTTO- 8TOBE 2yl 4 LB AST. OBM.. FOSHAY & MASON, 'IIhiIJ ffi( i iLtaLkati ? I - WllOLrTXALf AD RKTAtl !)rna?UtSttiid Booksellers, ALBANY, OREGON. vlonaltf LOUIS CAMPEAU'S arber Shop. Cam pea u has purchased the brb shop formerly owned bv J H Buries, a will continue the business at the old pla and guarantee satisfaction to customers. REVERE HOUSE, Cornet pint aad Ellsworth Albany, Oregon. ysanLassmawt t 3' Chaa- Pfeiffer, PrWr. I am ww . 1 1 lii.J t M A l a. BsS. SSL a a supplied with the bast the market sgorda! spring Beds in every Room. A food Sample Room tor Com- merolal i raveienj. Caaefctoaa Hotel Aloany Bath House. THE UVDB&SIO. NEP J70VLD EESPECT rally inform the oitiseas of Albany aad vi eioity that I havetaksn charge of this Establish meat, and, by keeping olsan rooms and aa via rtrietattentioQ to basinets, expects iu loit al those who may favor US with their patronage Having heretofore carried on nothing bat First-Class Hair Drsaatag Saloons, aspects to give entire satisfaction to si sssr-p'iaien ana uaaies' natr neauy ea I CbUdten and Ladles' Hair neatly ea I ih jipooel. JOS WEBBEB ALBANY, OREGON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1882. no WAT, A NUll liUlo fallow had iugIi ft ft Wif, Fat mite -,Ut wife, ud Urn her, Sb. looked like a dram, Mtd h lik. flfn, And it twikaU kia aoavy to draw kar, lotl blait her, f draaa h. r, To wrap up hr kotly and warm ujj her toat, h at toa, fat to ; dod kaap bar ! Fur huunrta and bowa and ailkau olotbaa. To eat bar, and driok her ami a!a bar. (od katp bar To draik bar ! She Kraw Uko a targat and bo hka a word , A sword, a sword, Itfd ipara bar ! Hhv tuok all tha tiad aad ha took all tha board, Aud it took a wbola aofa to baar bor, God apara bar ! To baar bar. aba apraad like a tortla, ba ahrvuk hka a pika, J s-. A pika, a pike, r Vl Owl aava bin : And oobody avar bahsld tka Hka, For thay had to wear glaatea toaliavobiw, (lad aava bim ' To abave bim ! aha fattened away till ahe burated ooa day. Kipludad, blow up I Gad take bar! And all the peaple who aaw it taw She covered over an acre, Uod take bar I An acre. !; TW 11 !C HEN. 1 at Bureaau in Hun, .....,, Uavheye I tliiok, my boy, that juat about at yr age lath time to laara wliat you ars good for. And whoa you have found what it ia, ga at it and stick to it, I waot tsaea you at work. "I have do aecrat , ' aaid Turner, tba great I'aintur, "but bard work.' "Nothing," aid Mint beau ''itiapoaaiMe to tba man who can will. Tl ia ia tha only a m ia mm a law of soocsss, "lliare ta but one method," aava Sidney Smith, ''and that is bard work." "Tba difference be twt.n one 0,au and another," says Dr. Arnold, "ia not ao much in talent aa is nergy." And do you direct your energy in one cbaunel. Don't be Jif- fuslve in your work. There is power tn concentration. A handtul Cf pow. der scattered on the ground makes a great smoke when it ia tired, but noth ing more. It is the fesr ounces eon: areas sd in the blast or Run-barrel that counts for aoinbthing when it goes off. If you are a lawyer, a physician, or a carpenter, and make up your mind that you will know as much about one par ticular line or branch or seecialily of a w your profession or trade, you do well Because, if you know as much on any point as any other man, autely aa the heavens ars above you, you will know much more about it than theuaanda, illiona 1 and immeasurably mora than m of other men, aui this makes you an Bk. .at a . a a a authority. Ba ambitious aa you will, but be am- bitiaua in some itarlicular direct! on. v . . - , . You can make any sphere of labor honorable. A good, honest, earnest man can shovel sand with credit to himself and profit te hit employer and koaor to his oountrv. Many a good black-smith and harness maker have been anoiled by schools of law and j:i n j i-. ,ji Uimiiai Llll ITVFB. Bill! ICb IAJT3 IB1 VUU, Telemachua, right here, that aociety. vour country, humanity, and God needs tood carpenters and shoemakers and stone cutters snd farm hands more than poor doctors and poor preachers snd poor editors. If von have to choose between a poor lawyer and a good deck handwbe a good deck hand every time. A few veers ami I want into the Norton nail mill at A-rhland, Kentucky it ia reflected that Mr. Laugktln atmp I saw there a machine that could make ly old a relinquishment, aad that tha nails. I looked at it and admired it. party purchasing must begin at tba be- I thonefat and I still think that ma- he ought to go to Congress. All its I talent and all ita energies are directed to one point. It can make naila, and it cant do one solitary other thing un- From an exchange we glean the fol der the aun. It never talks politics, lowint: Mr. Wm. Callow, of Mason It can't carry a torch. It doesn't know what a caucus is. It doesn't even know enough to go out with a candr a a. a a l T . 1 I i uate and take a arms:, ic uoean c want, and it never did want the government to issue 400,006,000 kegs of lath nails and loan them to citizens who want to build chicken housed. It never once stopped work to sit down on a dry goods box on a akady corner to de- clare this country would never be prosperous and happy until we had an incontrovertible currency of shintle nails, secured by a bonded fund of non- :l i v ..:i. never got loose and ran wildly about the country, frantically calling upon , , , . ,, , .. the people to rally to ita support as tho only means of overthrowing the "ma- okine." It iust staved in the mill and a- j t. knaw how to make them, and so it ?naf wenc aneaa anc maue mem. . tit n t i i i j laVaall I anno Ir naaaar aa man urhrs nnn IH vv vaa a. wiivu ana n aa aaaanaa yv aav wwaaava make ahees. lie could buuu you a a m - a a tl pair of glove-fitting boots, with cun ning little closets for all your coma, and i a lovely bay window for your bunion. 1 xr u uu I cuims ww u,wui fHu tivu yellow thread ao that it looked liko aunaat on the Miaakwibpi. How ka oonld make skoss! And hs sst with kia mouth full of pegs and aung and whistled, happy and oontent, and he pounded leather and amete the inaen aate lapatone with many s Muffled blow, and pegged and at itch ad away aa though that waa the ehief end of man. But one day he stopped whittling, laid down kia hammer, dropped bis wax into a panful of page, throw tka lapatone into tke water bucket, blew II the psfi out o( his mouth, sad got to telling what Congress ought to do, and what the government ebould de and what he would do tf he were there, aud he aaid it ao often aud said it ao well, that everybody saw the country waa going to ruin, aad be was the only man who could atop it, and the flrat thing bo knew the people took him off his leather bench and aent him to Congress. Now that man used to charge only ten cents for sewing so s patch aa big at a fifty oent piece, and twenty oonte for a new bee!, and only fifty cents for half soles. And day in and dsy out beeerned about $2.10 a day. And the very first week be was in Congress, be introduced a bill for the ties coinage of $9wt,000,000,00Q in one dollar greenbacks, with a proviso that thia issue ebould be doubled if it should appear that the amount originally spec ified should be found insufficient to eet the demands of the aboe trade. And yet that man was a good anoe maker. The community miaeed bim sorely when be went to Congress. It waa bsrd to fill his place on the shoe maker's bench. Other cobblers came and went, but not one of teem, nor all of these, cobbled io well end accepta bly as he cobbled tbey never so eobblo-y. He was a good shoemaker, my boy; s most excellent aa J worthy shoemaker. In all tho land of Itbica, my boy, there was no better aboetuaker. . an sn At sswa. One hundred and thirty -one hogs were al an filtered and dressed near Wrighl'a mill by nine men. on Tuesday. This u the largest killing over maWe in one dsy io Grande Uuiide vallev, the largrat heretofore baiug 1 J " . The Walla Walla I'., ion says that V. W. Hcbolts oreaenu-d thetn with part of a branch of an apple tree, of the Red June variety, having on it four quarters grown perfect apples, of the eeoon 1 crop. Is there another region in the world, located as Wslls Walla ia north of 40 north latitude, which can equal thia product. The coal company at present obera- ttog on the Skagit river, have bow al together about 2090 acres of ooa! lands 00 trmn 011 whfcb they get the finest quality of bituminooe coal. As yst they have only prospected to s depth of 00 feet. The company have also a fine vein of magnetic iroa, which yields about 45 per cent. 3 In, i t . w , i mteuey evening, says tne wane Walla Statesman, shout duak, tbs wife Profeasor Qeddes, while on thsatreet, followed about end st one tims sp- rWoacbed by a villainous looking aceun drL w" oon fM,r hT Mies Alice Cook, and the puppy still I .... continued hia attentiona. Prof. Qoddos waa told of the matter and after follow- in W1w hlock or two over took him at the corner of Ross and Fifth streets where he knocked kirn down. The Tacoma Jedyer says that John Laughlin, of South Prairie has sold hia farm of 160 acres for $100. When tianinc and comply with all tho re quirementa. it will be aeon that landa in that vicinity have a real and not an imaginary value. county, went down to Pullallup on Tuesday to bo married on the folio Mng day to Miss Hattis Williamson. I .a a m a aa Arriving there, ba tound toe young lady sick, and iinmddiately started to New Tacoma for assistance, but ahe died before hia return, on Wedsesday, tbs dsy ahe was to be married. Miss Williamson died of scarlet fever and was buried in her wedding dress. Her ate was 1 8 years and she was a trand daughter of Judge F. Kennedy. ,,He,P yurM,f and otheM wI1 help YOU." But UOD't fall to U80 ""ey-wor i uvar, .raoey I , . m , ,f -a and bowel complaints, piles costive ne88 etc- The d-mand of tho people "n C81 moiaou oi prepanoK Kidney. Wort has induced the proprl- prietors. tho well-known wholesale druggists, Wells, RiohsrdtOn & CO. or Huninwion. vu. w ucsnua i twr - ' .. . . sale In liquid as well as in ary rorm. I WHY WELCOME 9 What makes Flereston Cologne welcome on every lady's toilet table is a m laatinw fraorr anco , i , a is Last summer, while resting smeng the wild aasBsry of Vsrmon'. met same of tho distant relatives of tbs dear old msn whom we si I remember with love snd reverence, Her see Oreo lay. Two elderly ladies, one bright snd quick snd smart, and ready of cute Yankee apeech, wit and repartee ; the other well, like Halpine's Quaker, Stiff and stately, Aa If starsb snd ironed lately, Hatereot with rigid elbows bedded thus in curving palms. Hhe it was who told ia precis lan guage a groat many now things ws had never learned about Mr. Q reeky 's early lifs aad privations ; his likes sod dislikes ; bis tswJimsss of heart ; his abstemious habits sad the self deaisl hs practioed is his every -day life. The other told us common t Lines that ws i tbs glsddset to hear, funny in cidents oost sot a el with hia boyhood ; how ho dreesed, how bo wont to sing ing school at Blair 'a little red school house, waich of too girls ia those lsog a m M a B sgo winter evenings " accept bis company" on the homeward walk ; about the plays, sad songs, and Issea, sad quiltings ; aad tbs dear aid lady so forgot herself that bar laugh was liks a girl's sad ahe woold bring bar soft palms together is honest enthneiaetic pbaeit. Wo aball always regret that ws did not jot down every ward they told us. Ws did make a not of a few things, slyly, especially bow "Aunt Greeley" made brown bread for the boy in his growing years, and bow, in his man hood, when afflicted with dyepepeta, the careful cook compounded dough nuts thst he oouli eat with a relish aad no unpleasant results, ite cider, that was the usual accom ram intent, ho did have to forage. The brown bread the kiad that mads tho boy Horace grow long aad lank and sut of bb trousers and roundabout waa made after the old honest, Yanks fashion, and baked long enough after it was dona, probably, ta insure sweaiacaa ; this wsy : Two quarts of Indian steal, one quart at rye flour, one spoon ful af aalt, eae teospooaful of aalaratua and half a teaoupful of mi. I a saw, Last ly, put in one teacup of gawd foasaiag yeast. How good it waa ! How good did it taste ia the old Vermont winters tboss bleak, dreary, cheerless, cruel winters af deer old Now England. Tbs recipe for doughauts wo jotted down from the old lady 'a lips ; tke doughnuts that lbs poor dyspeptic liked so wall. Tba formula far making them ha asnt to his cousin noes oat bar hus band was similarly afflicted. Had they been strangers this common disease .a a a t t a a aaade them akta : Una pint oi sour cream , three eggs, two cups of augai pinch of salt ao batter or lard two spoonfuls of Horaford a baking powder pbosphatic sifted into one quart of floor ; mixed soft and quickly aad fry in hot lard. Safe and good aad awry aatiafactory. Yea, he liked thickened milk, too, mods tka way hia "mommy made it : Eggs rolled ia floor sad tho ittls lumps dreaesd into botliog milk a a a w hat had not been skimmed a gas ous lump of good butter put in it, salt sufnoisat, sad whoa barely cooked poured out ino deep tureens, But there waa another phase "Cousin Hod's character iat which wo had a poop. An old yellow valen tine wrapped ia yellow white laC ia tho till of Salome s "chist" was brought ia view. The edges of the paper wars oat out liko pretty embroidery, aad doves with bills touching bills stood ltks saber waltrere all around tks cen ter of the precioua old relic. By fol lowing the linee round snd round, pick ing out a word st a time, we mods out from tho ragged ohirography, those lines : I love thee net far besoteoassees Though few are half se fair ; But for an earnest heart and mind With gifts se rich aad rare. As these rugged cliffs do plan id grew Whea stars apon them shine, Se is my heart forever soothed Dear leva say Valentine My Valentine. Dear Valentine ! We were del gated to mast these charming old ladies, and to boar from their own lips these aimple pleasantries connected with the boy h sod of that ex cellent man, Horace Greeley. Corr. Dee Moines Register. Yast tnsrll Is inherent in St Ja cobs Oil, and wo heartily receom mend It te onr readers. Chicago (111.) Western Catholic. TUm IATSWT ST via. Among tho latest stylos may be notsd tho very prevalent one of tak ing Syrup of Figs instead of castor oil, pills, sslts, and tho other bitter and nauseous remedies of former times. It is a very Heckled improve ment, at anyone may learn by getting a bottle from our druggists, Foehay & Meson Albany, Rector & Son, HsI KmatacKsraw smt mm. at NO 17 Plain Talk, sBsewjasBSsWMa j a rtala Saaieels. BT A PI.AIX BAf. ixrtfrTote. There Io no person whom I admire more than tho Inventor. He ia tho impersonation of grit, porneveratw, patience sod Industry, Usually sosae poor man, naming, If aoything, little more than enough to support himself, snd family, hs scrimps and starves His stomach, puttlog every spare coot Into his pet project, living mare on hope than broad and butter, seeing wealth and sfHuonce lu tho arcom pllshinoBt of what he Is striving sfter. If bo Is stoking to Invent something- which Is declared impossible, the air around him becomes Mack snd blue with tho Jeers of his neighbor. They y he h becoming Insane, Joat a lUtlslnny, cracked, snd hsd better shovel ditcher, not a word of en couragement from any source, tke whole world seems sgainat him, but, like a Pulton, or an Kdlson. be plods on, year sfter year. Perhaps t hap py thought given bim a key to hia object, and then, perhaps agaio, the hair, on hit bead, becomes gray, snd be dies, leaving only a few fragmr nts for some more lucky genius to pick up sod fsshlon Into something of in estimable vslue, a steam-boat, tele. ffrtpby, t telephone, or something, though not so ftraaot, yst poses aaing Its great vslue. Or, tgalo, when the wrinkles hsve become thick upon hit forehead, ho succeods, against all ap position, and finds himself a public boosfactor, with a geld raise at hit feat. No man deserves praise snore then be. Aad, then, bow ready it a hypocritical pubik ta shako bis baud, tod say, "I knew It all tho time." All inventors cannot heoaaoe Mors es sod Kdlsooa, but many, ia their own kteallty, reach a position to bo on vied. Our own Oregon la not without Ita geniuses, and tho list of patents tell, every week, of souse invention at considerable worth, thought out by t Web foot. The brain of our worthy preacher, down Ferry Street, has been quite active, and, at a result of several years of stady, Investigation, and thought, has severs I useful pat ents to show for It, one, tn invention for raising snd lowering the wheels of river steamers, particularly, being something which should bo of great vslue to river navigation. 1 Hiring the last four years, sooth or af our citizens has labored eootinu- y, to obtain aajmething which woold separate gold from tho differ am soaatances among which it is found. Confident of ariettas, ba has suffered every privation tar the take af pushing forward hia one purpeeo, has been ridiculed sod laughed at, hut, perseveriag, ba baa, wo believe, fully, at last, succeed. His gold sep arator Is one of the moat i agonies rontrivances ever invented, and, if it does what indications say ao strongly it can da, will unearth millions of dollars af gold abandoned ia tie tailings from the hundreds of mines along the Coast. It is known t by the present a tyre of gold wathicg, In which rough woad catches the gold dust, not over half is saved, so that much of the deserted soil contains many do! Ism worth to tho ton. Now with a process like this, by which nil or, at least, 90 per cent, can ba saved by the attractive power of quick -silver, and the use of the magnet, it is very easy to estimate the amount that could be made from a single sep arator. In some parts of the beat h. at Coot Bay, there can be found sand with from $5 te $10 a ton in it,and,In a certain part of thia State, la a large section of lend containing only Mack sand, in which is large quantities of geld, running, it is thought, as high as several hundred dollars to the tan. It cannot be washed out, to closely does the sand adhere to the gold, but our In genius friend, one day, in run. ning a magnet under a Un with tome of this magnetic sand on it, discover ed that tho tand bristled up and tba gold collected at tho bottom. Taking this as a starter, ho has worked out his present Invention. What it will do with these aaady plains, if it works. as It no doubt will can be imagined. And, then, down by the river we have another genius, who, instead of shoring to separate gold and tand, htt worked to separate wheat (as good at gold) from chaff, etc, and hat succeeded in patenting several meritorious Inventions in that lino, which wo hope will line hit poekett with greenbacks, aa a recompense for having made the best cleaner. We have others in our midst at deserving, perhaps, of mention, but these come to my mind, and, in con nection with the subject, I give thsm to show that wo have men among us whoso minds are as active as di. urnna 24 notices 10 eente per line Fur laaral saairl irtnStn 1 1 oo per square for tbs first sad fid cents per square for each an t insertion. ton's sway off on tho Atlantic Coast. All praise (o these men who tre doing so much lor the sdvaneemeat of tho world we live In. They are teaching us lessons of perseverance, and patience, which we may well seek te emulate. Their reward abould be great. vat resaic-rea waa as van r William H. Leesais, one of tba bast known conductors of the Philadelphia Wilmington and Baltimore Hailroar1. died at Minneapolis, Minn , on Friday laat. It is aaid of bim that he never allowed a deadhead to ride. When General Grant was President, aad Joat before Maw Nellie Grant's marriage with Mr. Sartorta, tke President's fami ly and save! friends went te New York on a shopping tour. Witliaui Loosaia waa the conductor of tbs lim ited express on which they took pas sage. I a the regular order of collect, ing tickets bs reached them. ''Tickets, ' mid William politely. "We have none,' mid one of tke gentlemen of the party. "Pans." aaid William laconic ally. "Wo haven't thst either," said tbs gentlemen, with a genial smile, "snd we don't need ':. This ia Fr dent Grant's family." William back a few feat, removed hia cap, and made a profound bow. "I am very happy to make the acquaintance of the President's family," aaid bs, "bat the orders of thia company ars that all passengers must abow a pass, bars a ticket, or pay their fare." The gentle man who was speaking fer tbs Presi dent's family argued the matter fer a time, but William was net to bo per suaded, and the Prsaidential party paid their fares. Witminaton. IVl. if 4 is ccaaa. broken sre quite teat bo Biases meat in Genoa, afcty have pocsreUbooks filled with the names of the marriageable girts of the different classes, with notes of their figures, persoaal attractions, fortunes, etc. These brokers go about snd sever ing ta arrange connections and whan they aucoeed, they gets 2 or S per cent a pea the Marriage at Genoa ia qaise a matter af calculation, generally settled by the parents or relatives, who up tke contract before the aeen eae another, and it ia only every thing a previously to the that the tutors husband is to hia intended partaer lav sate. Bbou Id he find fault with her or appearance, he may oreak off match en condition of defraying the brokerage and any other expenses in curred. Little Two-year-ekl, visiting bar grandpa rents ia the country, waa taken Out co see tbs pigs. After watching them intently for a moment, ahe said: 'Grandpa, doee pida has very little handles:" Conversation overheard in the ketee . . a ft wa ft.. ft. a, A can toe otuer oay: rxuu -Are mv shoes crechetedf ' Mother "Cer tainly not, my dear.' me black, ain't ikeT that is undoubtedly Edith -They Mother "Yes, true." Ms (triumphantly) "Well, then, isn't thst crow shade!" Silence on the part of tbs stern rerstire. Little Mabel stopped in the midst of bar play one day, clasping her hands to her neck as aha felt a sharp pain there, exclaiming, "Ok! Obi "What It it dearf said grandma, "a stitch ia your neckf "Why." gran'ma, she with a terrified look, "are our head sawed on' Little Anas sweke one morning with ker little coin badly bitten with mos quitoes. "Oh, mamma," mid ahe, "my chin ia so atiaT I can't smile C On another occasion, waking up and ing the daylight, she exclaimed, with a shake of her little hand. "See, papa, it'a uanighted new!" A Sabbath school teacher had a class af little girls, aad waa telling them how the heathen mothers threw their babies into the avenges. "And what do you think they do that fort" ahe asked a bright little girl of four years who waa intently listening. '-Oh," Is'psee tbs mothers want to see if they can swim," answered tke little girl. it A family want, and I wonder bow we ever got along without Parker's Ginger Tonic. It cured me of nervous prostration, and I have used it since fer all torts of complaints in our family. Mrs. Jinea, Albany. Tne The safest snd surest way to restore the youthful odor of the hair is furniah ad by Parker's Hair Balaam, which is deservedly popular from its superior cleanliness arranged, aad a saw days