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THE SUNDAY OREGONIAX, PORTLAXP, NOVEMBER ,35, 1006. BOYSV AND GIRLS' AID SOCIETY WILL GRATEFULLY RECEIVE THANKSGIVING GIFTS THE Boys' and Girls' Aid Society again appeals to their friends for Thanksgiving donations. Superin tendent Gardner explains that there is more real need for the friendly assist ance of the public this year than there has been since the organization of the society. He says: "The number of children committed to this Institution has Increased to a great extent, especially during the past six months, and children are flocking in from outside counties In considerable numbers. This is principally due to the efforts of the county boards which the society has appointed at nearly every county seat in the state, and these people are looking after the Interest of neglected children much more than they have been in the past. "Only a few days ago eight children were received from Clatsop County, repre senting three families. In cacli of these cases the father had deserted his chil dren or was unfit to care for them, and the mother also. incompetent. Following this a family was received from Grant County the father incompetent and the mother a woman of notoriously bad char acter. This is in addition to the commit ments from Multnomah County. "Therefore it can be plainly seen that the management is kept busy contin uously hunting homes for all these chil dren, and In spite of their efforts the number at the receiving home jeenw to be on the increase. One thing, the society is very careful in the selection of homes for these children, and hundreds of ap plications are turned down during the year, the answers to the questions in the application belng in some way unsatis factory. "Over 100 girls arc placed out in fami lies in the City of Portland under the di rect supervision of the society, and over 400 children In other parts of the Slate of Oregon. The number under the direct supervision of the society now Is between 400 and 500 children. The average num ber of children on hand daily at the re ceiving home for the month of October was 53, which is 13 more than the home is supposed to accommodate. "Placing in family homes is the special line of work which the Boys and Girls' Aid Society follows up. and it might be Interesting to read a suggestive compari son that appeared in a recent newspaper between a family homo and other places open to a neglected and indigent child." This Is as follows: 1. The County Poor Farm. In it w find lunacy, idiocy, vulgarity, neglect, dirt, lewd ness. Ignorance, no school, do Sunday school, no church. It Is a human lumber chamber. Into which we cast our human refuse and wreckage. This is no place for a child. 2. An orphanage. It affords food, cloth- ALEXANDER ROSALIND, ARTIST, LAZIEST MAN IN ALL PORTLAND He Is So Designated by Judge Cameron in the Municipal Court, and, Given Sentence on the Eockpile. DISTINCTION has come at last to Alexander Rosalind, artist. But not In his chosen field of land scape painting has this greatness been achieved. Mr. Rosalind has won fame through his remarkable economy of energy, both pjhyslcal and mental. Ho was officially designated by Judge Cameron in the Municipal Court yester day as the laziest man in Portland, If not in America. Rosalind comes from Germany and has been painting- little oil and water color pictures nearly ail his life. That is, he was painting them up to a few months ago, when a peculiar change came Into his life. He suddenly be came so languid as to use predlgested foods, and would move only when com pelled to. His friends becamo alarmed but not so with Mr. Rosalind. He said he was saving- up energy for a great masterpiece. He didn't intend to waste his precious attention on com monplace matters. During the past few weeks his condition llflH FrAWil vnpan he came to have an aversion to talking and would not bother arguing wirli his friends when they tried to enliven him somewhat. Naturally enough this weariness finally got Mr. Rosalind Into Seo water. Whether a man paints scenery, portraits or houses he must produce in order to live. Rosa lind, with snail like rapidity, used up his small sav ings, and then came a week of shuffling from saloon to sa loon, eating from the free lunches, after which he fell into the clutches of the law. The r- trol wagon had to bn summoned on the occasion of his ar- Mm IP JOKERS MAKE LIFE UNBEARABLE FOR YOUNG MARRIED PEOPLE Bert E. Haney and His Bride Spend a Day in Keeping Importunate Tradesmen From Their Door Latter Fill "Fake" Orders. PROFITING by the annoyance to which Rev. Clarence True Wilson was subjected a few months ago, some friends of Deputy District Attorney Bert E. Haney, who has just returned from a wedding tour, and who has taken up his residence with his bride In a cozy East Side cottage, decided yesterday to give him a taste of what he may expect on tho prosy Bide of matrimony. The racket began early and lasted nearly all day The first intionatlon Haney had that anything out of the ordinary was occurring was about 7 o'clock In the morning, when he was awakened by a tremendous din in the basement. With thoughts of burglars miing ins mind he timidly ventured below In his night clothes and was amazed to see a big husky plumber knocking things right and left with a sledgehammer. . ."What does all this mean?" he de manded In astonishment. . "It means that I Intend to find that blooming leak in your pipe if I havo to knock tho whole house down," was the cheerful answer, as another sec tion or the wall went by the board. "But I tell you there Isn't any leak here: this is a new house with modern plumbing," Insisted the Deputy Dis trict Attorney. "Ain't this B. E. Haney's residence, 41 East Thirty-first street, corner East Pine?" returned the plumber, holding a greasy card up to the light. Haney admitted the name and num ber. "Well." continued the plumber, "we have Instructions to repair a water main In he basement, and to come early and do the job without awak ening the Inmates them's our orders, young feller, so you had better trot i N 4 r M"Ve J - IN f A NEGLECTED FAMILY COMMITTED TO THE SOCIETY BY TIJE JUVENILE COURT OK MULTNOMAH COUNTY. ing. care, protection, education, religion. But no father, no mother, no homo love, no privacy of home, no practical preparation for life's duties. It is a human charity suited to defectives and incorrigibles, a device of proxy benevo lence, unwarranted by Scripture. It Is good as far as it goes, but it does not go far enough. It Is a poor place for a child. 8. A Real Family Home. In it we And food, clothing, care, protection, education, religion, father and mother, love, privacy of home, practical preparation for life. It is a divine Institution. God's original rest, for he declined feebly to walk to the station. Whether the man Is suffering from some mental ailment or Is merely pre disposed to laziness the court,authorl tles were unable to determine. How ever, It was decided to use heroic methods, and when the artist .gets through taking the prescription which the court gave him, he should be a better and more active man. - Rosalind's appearance in court caused endless laughter, and the crowd of spectators had to be frequently admon ished against noisy demonstrations at the painter's expense. He came shuf fling into the court room a few feet and stopped. " Bailiff McDonald gave him a shove which sent him against the prisoner's bar. He struck this In a leaning posture. When Judge Cam eron asked him what ailed him he lifted his eyes languidly, yawned a couple of times and said there was nothing at all wrong. He did not think he should be compelled to work unless he so de sired. Finishing the brief statement. ne tottered away from the railing and sank Into a chair. Bailiff McDonald yanked him back to his feet again and helped him support himself during the ordeal. "You are the tiredest man- I ever saw or ever expect to see," said the court. "There's no doubt about it; you are the laziest man in Portland. What you need is a lot of fresh air and some place where you will be compelled to work. I'm sorry we haven't need for some paintings, but rock-breaking is a most healthful exercise, and ought to help you. Mr. Rosalind, during the next 30 days you will try your hand breaking rock, and I'm sure the compulsory labor and fresh air will help you." Mr. Rosalind was too fatigued to look annoyed as he heard these fate ful words. Not a muscle In his faco moved. After making two unsuccess ful attempts to seat himself, he was ushered out to the prisoner's box, where' he was held ponding his re moval to the County Jail, from whence he will be sent to the rockpile. back to bed and get in out of the com. Afttr much expostulation Haney con vinced, the man that somebody had Im posed on him. and the plumber went away, giving expression to certain phrases which can only be Interpreted viupeny oy a master plumber. It was merely the bes-lnnlnir of the trouble, however, and before nightfall Haney's patience had been subjected to a severe test. Bill, Storey's coal wagon move up wun a ton of anthracite and the driver proceeded to dump it in the back yard.- While Haney was remon strating with him, the Banfleld-Vey-sey Company's wagon came along and deposited an Immense quantity of slab wood among his flower beds. It had hardly got out of sight before a junk dealer rang the doorbell and in a business-like way inquired where the empty bottles could be found. "What empty bottles?" gasped Haney. "Why, somebody telephoned for us' to come here and get 14 dozen empty beer bottles that had been left by the fellows that moved out," growled the junkman. "Said we could have them for nothing if we would haul them away " A procession of delivery wagons fol lowed the departure of the junkman. Llpman, Wolfe & Co. sent a man out to nang lace curtains; Meier & Frank's representative came prepared to lay carpets; Olds, Wortman & King were on hand to put up portieres; the rival telephone companies were there at the same time to put in telephones; the roof of the house was covered with carpenters hunting for an imaginary leak;, several beer wagons drove up at the same time and eacii proceeded to ornament whatever vacant space was left around the premises with cases of beer, while the Hazelwood Company managed to elude the guards L. - . i i - v i'-i H i'r: lr iff: i j, . -i I place for the child. Happy child presence turns it from a mere dwelling place into a home. It Is THE PLACE for the child. Donations of money, canned fruJts, ap ples, potatoes, vegetables of all kinds and provisions are earnestly solicited, and packages will be called for by notifying the surjerintendent at the Receiving Home. corner of East Twenty-ninth and East Irving streets, or telephoning Bast 5; or donations will be received at the city of fice of the society at the City Board of Charities. 305 Jefferson street, near Fifth. and leave four gallons of ice cream on the back porch, just as an Insur ance agent showed up at the front door to write a policy on the furni ture. Haney did not appfear at the District Attorneys office yesterday, for good and sufficient reasons, and the sul phuric haze overhanging the vicinity of East Thirty-first and East Pine streets was not occasioned by .a vol canic eruption. AGE LIMIT IS HIS REMEDY Schmltz Proposes Plan to Settle Jap anese Problem. NEW YORK, Nov. 24. Mayor Eugene Schmitz, of San Francisco, who arrived here on the steamer Patricia from Eu rope, started for San Francisco today. Mayor Schmitz, speaking of the Japanese problem in San Francisco last night, characterized it as a "tempest in a teapot." He said that when he re turns home, he intends to urge the State Legislature to repeal the laws re lating to the segregation of Japanese pupils, and make new laws providing for the limit as to the age at which a child can enter a certain grade of any school. "I think this age limit will -solve the whole problem," said Mayor Schmitz. The Japanese, surely could not com plain of laws which were equally bind ing upon the Americans, and it would not be then necessary to class the Jap anese as Mongolians, which has caused them much grief of spirit, and has been really at the bottom of the whole trou ble. With the age limit the only dis crimination against the Japanese, It will effectively keep them out of the schools, because the majority of the Japanese who are In the primary grades are grown men. There will then be no grounds for outside inter ference with San Francisco school question." Mayor Schmitz said that the Presi dent could not have chosen a better man than Secretary Metcalf to con duct the Government Inquiry, but said that In case Secretary Metcalf's report was adverse to the San Francisco School Board, he did not believe the people of that city would do more than receive it with courtesy. COLOR ADVERTISING. The Red Pencil Style Originated by C. C. Chapman, of This City. The first color advertisement ever In serted in The Oregonian in its history appears in today's issue, on page 24, the last page of Part 2. Not that The Oregonlon iresses are equipped to han dle color advertising, doubtless there will a considerable demand spring up for this method of printed expression. C. C. Chapman, of the Chapman Ad vertising Company, originated what is known as the "red pencil" style of color advertising in newspapers. To day's advertisement is a typical spe cimen of this style, as used by him for the Hazelwood Cream Company. It was for the Hazelwood company that Mr. Chapman first used color advertising in Portland, and since he introduced this new and somewhat startling method, it has been adapted to interesting uses In other cities and also in magazines of National circulation. To Mr. Chap man belongs the credit also of having first used color advertising in the Evening Telegram, of Portland. CRAMER ASKS DAMAGES Wants $10,250 for Injuries to His Wounded Feelings. Damages fn the sum of J10.25O for false imprisonment are demanded in a suit filed in the State Circuit Court yesterday by Allie Cramer against W. B. Buell, R. R. Quick and F. E. Dix. Buell and Quick are the representatives of the Oregon Fire Relief Association, the concern in which Cramer's furniture was Insured at the time he was arrested on a charge of arson with Intent to defraud the in surer, while Dix was the. owner of the building at 1257, Alblna avenue, in which Cramer lived at the time of the fire. On June 9 last, the premises st 1257 Alblna avenue were destroyed by a fire which .was alleged by the insurance com pany and owner of the building to have been of incendiary origin, and Cramer was subsequently arrested- At the trial In the State Circuit Court on October 20, he was acquitted by the jury, after be ing confined in the county, jail from June H, the date of his arrest, until the ver dict setting him free. Of the amount sued for, $10,000 are asked as a balm for his wounded feelings, while J250 repre sents the fee It is claimed he was obliged to pay his attorney tn the criminal pro ceedings. Cramer also brought a separate action against the Oregon Fire Relief Associa tion to recover 500. the amount covered toy his Insurance police, which the com pany refused to pay upon the ground that he had set the fire which destroyed the property. Court Notes. The estate of Carrie M. West, de ceased, has been appraised at $9081 by Isaac Pearson, A. W. Wiltshire and V. Schmid, appraisers. Articles of incorporation of the Port land Tool Works were filed with the County Clerk yesterday by W. Irving; Spencer, Charles F. Machen and Pat rick Dowd. The capital stock Is $4300. The will of Daniel McGill, who died at Troutdale, Multnomah County, Aug ust 17 last, was yesterday admitted to probate by Judge Webster. He left an estate worth $1320 to his niece, Mrs. Anna Bella Deighan, of Ballymena, County Antrim, Ireland. IMPORTED SKYIiARKS WILIi BE LIBERATED TODAY. Songbird Club Hopes Feathered Aliens Will Kind the Climate Congenial and Multiply. Fifty pair of English skylarks im ported by the Song Bird CJub will be liberated this afternoon by B. Fallows, president, and C. F. Pfluger, one of the leading members. Part of the birds will be given their liberty on Council Crest and the others will be released on the meadows east of the city. It is thought the birds will thrive In both localities. Stretching to the south of Council Crest is a vast area of rich meadow land, while east of the river there is also a great deal of grass land. The climate of England is very similar to that of Western Oregon, having con siderable rain in the Winter, and for this reason It is t.. ought that the birds will have no trouble In shifting for themselves. Jt is hoped that within two or three years the meadows around Portland will be well stocked with the skylarks as they propogate rapidly. Bach pair under favorable conditions brings up about ten fledglings In a season. The males are wonderful singers, but the females are mute. The male sings only while ascending high into the air and wnfle descending. Next Spring the Song Bird Club will import several dozen English nightin gales and black-capped nightingales. They are described as beautiful singers. Every year birds will be Imported from England and continental Europe until songbirds of all descriptions abound here. About 16 years ago a dozen sky larks were liberated near Portland. Tney have spread all over the Wil lamette Valley, but in no one locality are they found in large numbers. There are so few, in fact, that they are rarely seen, but occasionally reports are re ceived of their presence. The Song Bird Club has a member ship of about 40 persons. It was or ganized several months ago for the purpose of Introducing songbirds in Oregon, and the skylarks are the first to arrive. The members of the club are regularly assessed to meet the ex penses of importing birds, but there is some talk of asking the Oregon Leg islature to make an appropriation to assist in the work. "DUNERIC MOVED AGAIN The steamer "Duneric." unloading the cargo of New Wellington coal, had to move from Weidler Dock to O'Reil ly's Dock, just below Burnside bridge, owing to the falling water. Barges are being loaded from both hatches, and are being loaded on the Supple Dock for the Rock Springs Coal Com pany. Deliveries have not been made, owing to difficulties in getting the coal from the ship to the dock. Next week will see more coal delivered in Port land than was ever put out before. The New Wellington is a clean lump and burns freely, with about the same ash as Rock Springs. Orders may bo phoned to East 184. Coal sells at $9 per ton delivered. PLANT SIBSON'S ROSES. Roses will give earlier results if estab lished before Spring. November is good to plant especially during fine weather. You can either phone or come to our place. In either case your orders will have the best attention. Our stock is fine. Office and nurseries 1180 Milwaukle avenue, phone East 138. Scllwood cars will stop at our place. Ask for catalogue. REAL PIANO SELLING. Tomorrow we are going to spII pianos again out of the partially completed new Eilers Piano House. We cannot wait any longer for premises to be finished. We are nearly two months behind in our plans now. It isn't a question of profit making. We must get rid of the pianos. See prices and terms and particulars on page five this paper. Emergency piano sale. Ellens Piano House. JUST ARRIVED. are all late styles, up-to-date in every way and our prices are lower than the lowest. Le Palais Royal, 375 Washington street. Mayor Explains to City Treasurer. Mayor Lane yesterday addressed to City Treasurer Werleln the following self-ex planatory communication: Mr. Ed Werleln, City Treasurer. City Hall Dear Sir: In my communication published in today's Orcnonlan, wherein I stated that in tbe expert's first report. "The City Treasurer and other officials did not fare aa well" at the handjs of the experts as did Mr. Devlin, the City Auditor, who trad obtained acoess to euch report before it had been submitted to me as Mayor, I did not Intend to Imply that such report contained any reflections upon you or any of the other city offlter. or upon the con duct of their affairs as public officials. So far as I remember, no mention was made of those offices, which is what I had Intended to eay, and which, under the circumstances cut they have developed, I would consider compliment ary to you and the other gentlemen. The suggestion made by Mr. Devlin. I am told that it vu Intended otherwise Is an error on hla part. Yours respectfully. hakkv LA.NB, Mayor. Few Women Have Registerd. SRATTT.FL Wflsh Nov OA rinl. rr.-A - , .. VJil.J J-JV Wnmon hail Mtflatara tnw V. , -. .. iiu.biirtf i ti 117 lUIItUdl school election when the books closed tonight, though the Socialists are mak ing a hard fight and the women's clubs have taken up the campaign against them. This is the smallest registration of women In tmfs anH 1 lnriin.,(,u a decreasing interest in tbe ballot by oniue women. 15 NOTED EDUCATOR Dr. Morrissey, Provincial of Holy Cross, Here. WILL INSPECT COLUMBIA Local University One of Numerous Institutions Maintained by Order Which He Represents Gives Views on Education. Rev. Andrew Morrissey. D. D.. pro vincial of the Congregation of the Holy Cross of the United States, having in charge the Notre Dame University Ind., and similar Institutions, of which Columbia University is one, is a guest of the latter college, at University Park. Dr. Morrissey is one of the lead ing Catholic educators in the Unitec States. For 12 years he was president of Notre Dame University, during which time that institution was brought to a high degree of perfection. Connection with Notre Dame are branches in the United States and Can ada, and Dr. Morrissey is now making a tour and personal inspection of these branch colleges, studying at close range their wants and suggesting ways' and means for their' betterment. His mis sion at Columbia University is of this character, and he will spend two weeks in making a special personal examina tion into the field and scope of Colum bia University. Thedoctor arrived Wednesday, and Friday was tendered a reception by the Catholic clergy of Portland. He was welcomed here by Most Reverend Archbishop Alexander Christie, D. D., lounaer or the Portland institution. "This is not. my first visit to Port land," remarked Dr. Morrissey yester day, "but every time I come I imbibe some of the enthusiasm and optimistic spirit of all Oregonians. Wq, know about this country, and realize that a great future is coming to the North west. or this reason some of our friends are calling the Columbia Uni versity the Notre Dame of the Pacific Coast; which demonstrates the confi dence we have in this country. Pleased With Columbia. "I am pleased with what I have seen of Columbia University. There is cer tainly a most encouraging outlook for the college. - It has an able and de voted faculty, in whom I have confi dence, but above all it has Archbishon Alexander Christie as one of its staunch friends and supporters. The young men of Oregon and the Northwest can have no better friend than Archiblshop Christie, and we are largely indebted to him for much of the success the college has already achieved. He is a friend of every young man. We stand ready to back un Colum bia University and make enlargements whenever they may be required. Of course you understand we have no en Do You I Rev, Andrew Morrissey. t To Drive a Set of Brains And NOT Feed Them ? That brings Nervous prostration and its horrors. But, BRAINS can work and work hard, feel good and rested every morning and grow stronger on the work. If Fed Right Grape-Nuts food contains delicate particles of Phosphate of Potash taken from the field grains (Nature's own laboratory), this element joins with albumen and water in the body, and thus makes the soft gray filling of the brain and nerve centers. Build in each day as much as the daily work takes away from Brain and you are safe. That's the only safe way. a Grape-Nuts food is toothsome and delicious when served with rich cream. "There's a Reason" for the Brain food Grape-Nuts. Get the little book, "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. dowments for our colleges, but must depend upon devoted, self-sacrificing men, such as make up the faculty of the Columbia University for the bet terments and advancement, but shall be able to add buildings when they are needed. I expect to see this beautiful campus dotted with buildings when the growth and development of the coun try demand them. Educates Moral Side. "There is one thing that we try to do in our Catholic Institutions, and that is to develop well rounded-out men. endowed with a high moral character. I believe that the best educators of this and other countries have come to realize that character is everything. We need a high class of men in this Nation for public positions. Charac ter is the true foundation of our Na tional prosperity and National great ness, and there never was a time Jn the history of this country when oppor tunities were greater for young men of high moral character than now. "Why, the possibilities for a young man whose heart has been educates alongside his head ari practically limit less. No half man goes nowadays. The young man who does things must be a whole man. Intellect is good, but without moral character, without a keen sense of right and wrong, and without justice and honesty, saturating his being, a young man intellectually educated becomes merely an instru ment of vice and is a menace to the Nation. The young man who is so educated is unfortunate. Also Teaches Patriotism. "That Is why we try to develop char acter and a sense of responsibility to authority. Wc recognize the authority of Rome, the church and that of the Nation. We teach young men to be patriotic. I could quote many promt nent educators who entertain this idea of educating the whole man and In support of the Catholic idea of edu cating both the moral and intellectual man. It has come to be recognize without regard to caste or creed. Men who are so educated are wanted every where in the state and Nation and in society. There Is a call for them every where. "I expect to remain here two weeks and make a thorough study of th. needs of Columbia University. We have something here that money cannot bring devotion and self-sacrificing men at the head of this institution." Dr. Morrissey will preach this morn ing at St. Patrick's Church. WOMEN RAN WITH TICKETS Mrs. Duuiway Obtains First-Hand Information on Colorado Result. PORTLAND, Or.. Nov. 23. (To the Editor.) The recent appearance of such post-election roorbacks as are sent broadcast biennially through the tele graphic dispatches, denouncing equal suf frage in Colorado by the would-be poli tical machine, which under the combined voles of conservative men and women finds its slates smashed and occupation gone caused the undersigned to write to official headquarters In Colorado, enclos ing said roorbacks and requesting reply by wire, stating the exact truth. The mails were delayed by storms and wash outs, but the expected telegram came yesterday, as follows: Denver, Colo., Nov. 23. Mrs. Abigail Scott Duniway. Portland, Or., President O. S. E. S A.: No truth in the article. Women ran with their tickets and vera elected or defeated ac cordingly. THALA A. RHOADS. Vice Chairman Republican State Central Com' mlltee. ELLIS MEREDITH. Vice Chairman Democratic State Central Com mittee. It will be seen from the above . that under equal suffrage men and women in Colorado are returning to the Creator's plan of placing men and women In the same government, or aggregation of homes. In which he placed side by side in the beginning, when he gave them joint dominion over everything in the earth and upon It except one another. ABIGAIL, SCOTT DUNIWAY. BUY YOUR FURS At Le Palais Royal and save money. We have a well-selected line of good quality of up-to-date furs at very mod erate prices. Now Is the time to se lect one, while the stock is complete. 375 Washington street. CARD OF THANKS. The bereaved family and the relatives of the late Henry Rothfos desire to con vey their sincerest thanks to tho many friends and the following lodges: Hope Lodge, No. 1, A. O. U. W. ; Harmony IxKlge. No. 12, A. F. & A. M. : Minerva Lodge, No. 19. I. O. O. F., and the Ger man Aid Society for their kindness and sympaiuy extended during the illness and death of the late husband and father. Expect SMarcfl PILES CURED Suffering for Years, and Bedridden From Piles, a Massachusetts Man Is Cured by Pyramid Pile Cure. Trial Package Mallrd Free to All Wh Send Kam and Address. "I tried the sample of your cure you sent to me. I used it and then bought a Fiftc hn Thfl roanlta i ........ 1 .... - and surprising to me. I assure you. x imu oeen 10 a dozen or the best doc tors and paid much money to them w.'th no results whatever. I had this affliction for 20 years. I was In a hospital for a long time, and I left it physically broken down. T hflvp- hpan art hu.l f . . ..." v .. . . a time as to be unable to walk. Having irrena wno lost nis lire by an opera tion I desisted from evei having that ex periment tried on me. I owe you a debt of gratitude. I believe that piles would be banished from humanity and become an unknown thing were every one afflict ed with them to but spend from 60c to J1.00 for Pyramid Pile Cure. Its speedv action also makes it extremely favorable for Impatient people. I am vours sincere ly. George H. Bartlett. Maitapan. Mass." instant relief can be Rotten bv using the marvelous Pyramid Pile Cure." It im mediately reduces all congestion ond swelling, heals all sores, ulcers and ir ritated parts. The moment you start to use it your suffering ends and the cure of your dread disease is in sight The Pyramid Pile Cure frequently ren ?erS..a SUI"Sical operation unneccssarv. Don t subject yourself to this except as"a very last resort. The Pyramid Pile Cure is put up in the form of "easy-to-use." specially made suppositories. They are soothing, pain less. Instant and certain. A trial treatment will 'be sent you at once by mail, in plain, sealed wrapper-, without a cent of expense to you ff you send your name and address to Pyramid Drug Co., 60 Pyramid Building. Marshall, Mich. ' After you receive the sample vou can get a regular size package of Pyramid Pile Cure at your druggist's for 50 cents or if he hasn't it, send us the money and we will send it to you The Dress Suit Case Par ado BY A. FRANK TAYLOR 13 George leaving Town? He certainly is not! George is going to Old Dr. Goose to have his suit pressed That Is ail. George holds a Dress Suit Case Parade once every Week. For George has to put up the Swell Front In his Business and he has Two Suits to Back up his Brave Bluff And if George ever misses his Weekly visit to Old Dr. Goose if he has to wear the Same Suijt Two Weeks in Rapid "Suction" It goes into the Colored Min strel Business right away the Coat Col lar gets the Yaws whatever that Is and spreads away from Gc rge's neck. The Left Lapel decides that the rest of the Coat Is not correct form which is not far wrong and tries to Breakaway while the Sleeves twist and look knock kneed and the Trousers droop sad-eyed at the Knees. Then's when George sees the Boss luo.i at him Slantwise And those Slantwise Glances usually presage a Heavy Dip in the price of George's Salary. It costs George about the price of a Good Suit every year to keep up hi Swell Front And have the proper creases in his two pair of Trousers and keep his two Coats looking as though thoy were mado for Him and not for his Uncle Bill who owns a Farm up Country and doesn't care a Gosh Darn about Clothes anyhow. And It's all because George's suits were cut wrong In the First Place and made wrong in the Second Place. And were So Shapeless and Peculiar that even the Woman who Scrubbed out the Tailor Shop nearly laughed herself Into a Convulsion when Fhe saw them. But the Man who made George's Suits wasn't going to rip them all up and mako them over again Not if he knew it. For that would cost lilm too much Money. He simply handed them over to Old Doctor (Joose The Hot Flat Iron. And. In the Wink of an Eye almost. the Peculiar Curves were pressed u t Here and There the extra. Cloth was Shrunken in where it was needed and the Tight places Stretched out And behold Georges suits looked as if they had been properly cut and properly made es if they had Shape Style and F1t They looked the Part of Real Clothes all Right- But the "Make believe' Shape Style and Fit faded away In a mighty short time after he bought 'em. And Georlte Boon commenced Ms weekly Dretaa Suit Case Parodcn to Old Dr. Goose. Now. we're telling you about George and hla Dress Suit Case Parade Because nearly 80 per cent of all Cloth- are almply faked Into shape by the Hot Flat Iron Old Dr. Goose as George's were. And because we make "Sincerity Clothea" Which are NOT merely pressed Into shape resemblance But which are honestly Shaped by tlie Needle. Kvery defect In "Sincerity CTlnthes" Is rare fully Investigated and permanently adjusted by genuine n-ei!e work Instead of the t-heao and temporary Flat Iron. "Sincerity Clothes" will flt well and h-M their Shape with one-fifth the "Dre Sxiit Case Parade" Hualness another suit neeis tu look half Decent. And to Fellows who bravely want to keep up the "Swell Front" this feature Is a Consid eration. Therefore if you want to drop out of the "Parade" and Wear Clothes that are Slncerelv and Honestly well made from cutting to flnMi pg look for the label of the hlncernv Clothiers on your next suit or overcoat. Your up-to-date local dealer will carrv ".Sin cerity Clothes-." The label reads this way: SINCERITY CLOTHES made and guaranteed by Kuh. Nathan & Fischer Co. CHICAGO General R. G. Shaver, one of the few ur-vlving- commanders of the Confederate Army. Is practicing law at the age of 75 at Mena, Ark