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Spring Humors Com to most people and cause many trouble, pimples, boils and other -eruptions, betides loss of appetite, that tired feeling, flu of biliousness, Indigestion and headache. The sooner one gets rid of them the better, and the way to get rid of them and to build up the system that has suffered from them is to take Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Forming in combination the Spring Medicine par excellence, of unequalled strength in purifying the blood as shown by unequalled, radical and per manent cures of Scrofula Salt Rheum Scald Head' Bolls, Pimples All Kinds of Humor Psoriasis Blood Poisoning Rheumatism Catarrh Dyspepsia, Eto Accept no substitute, but be sure to get Ilood's, and get it today. No Use at All. He (who has offended her) Won't you look up at me? She If I did, you'd kiss me again. He No; honest, I won't. She Then what's the use? A Reminder. Dearborn What have you Rot that etnng tied about your finger for? Wabash Oh, I've been getting mar ried, and my wife doesn't want me to . forget It. , The Manager Roalizeg It. ','There Is something elevating In music," said the artist. "Yes," answered the manager, "Minis cnrtalmy has the efTect of stim uiating lofty ideas as to salary." St. Jacobs Oil 'i Is the greatest remedy in the world for all bodily Aches and Fains for which an external temedy may bo used. , Price, 25c. 1 . TTVvV-VTTvVVVVVVTVTVVVV jtKRAUSE & PRINCE, Wholesalers, 87-89 First St, Portland, Or. J Vienna's Suicide Record. Vienna almost always holds a world' record for suicide. In the first nine months of last year 250 men and 98 women succeeded In killing them selves, and another 367 made unsuc cessful attempts. FBTQ Pennanennv ourea Ke firs or BervonirMff ll I SS after lirst-lRT't .iw-of lr. Kline's Great Kenrr Stiunr, Bond for FKBKS'.i.OO trial Imttlesnd treat tee. i)B.B.U.ELixa.Ltd. IU1 ArchSUPuiUdl(ie,r fdolators. We are surrounded with idolaters men and women who have gods many and lords many. Their affections are centered on things of the earth, per ishable and unsatisfying. Man's duty is the worship of the one true God. Rev. George Adams. A Gopd .Beginning It the blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season, yon are prepared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils, pimples, blackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning elcin eruptions that make one's life a veritable torment and misery. . , Now is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the uioou ana strengxnening me we air. places ia your constitution. During the cold winter months we are compelled to live indoors and breathe the impure air of badly ventilated rooms and of fices. We over-work and ver-eat, and get too little out-door exercise, and onr systems become clogged with impuri ties and the blood a hot-bed of germs and humors of every kind, and warm weather is sure to bring a reaction, and the poisonous matter in the blood and system will break out in boils and pustules or scaly eruptions and red, disfiguring bumps and pimples. Make a good beginning this season by taking a course of S. S. S. in time ; it will not only purify your blood and destroy the germs and poisons, but promote healthy action of the Liver and Kidneys and give you a good appetite at a time when you need it most. S. S. S. improves the digestion and tones op the Stomach, and you are not continually liannted by the fear of indigestion every time you eat, or troubled with dizziness, nervousness and sleeplessness. There is no reason to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. It ia the polluted, sluggish blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and bring on a long train of Spring and summer ailments, break down the con stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders. Eczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin troubles are sure -to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons escape the diseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and is recognized as tire best blood purifier and the most in vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. Write for our book on "The Blood and fta Diseases. " 77f SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA, CAm DMa't UaoerttaaJ. Ifra ' fltrlrHrfnn Ifw An ci mw hasn't come out yet, you know. . . Mrs. Homeielgb Indeed! What was she sent to prison for? Ally Sloper. It Certainly Would. She What a happy world this would be if He if what? She If men, could only believe all they say. Cincinnati Enquirer. His Rcasoa for SnUlde. A New York man wrote as bis rea son for attempting suicide that he had consulted 25 doctors, but none was able to cure him of asthma. ' Sure Enough. Yeast It's hard to keep a good man down. Crimsonbeak That's why they put such heavy monuments over some of them, I suppose. Yonkers Statesman. Aa Explanation. "What kept you so late?" asked the physician's wife. "Coming down on the elevated road my professional services were very much In demand," replied the belated M. D. "Man In first car was overcome by the heat and by the time I got him straightened out another man was discovered in the rear car almost froz en to death." Must Have Been. First Chappie I wonder now, Choi- He. how the donkey ever came to be used as the er emblem of stupidity? Second 'Chappie (with a yawn) Don't know, I'm sure, deah boy; must have been before our day. His Style. Jeweler Diamond shirt studs? Yes, sir; here's a set, neat little stones, for $125. Customer- Huh! , Out home in Chi cago I can get " Jeweler Ah! yes, pardon me. Here I you are. Just look at these big flash- es three karats each! Sell you the set for $3.50. Philadelphia Press. end SOe. Boys', and Youths Jack Knife Shoes: Ask your dealer for the Tack Knife Shoe. . Every boy gets a pocket knife twith hit pair of shoes. Best wearing shoes. Ra2or steel knives. . , EbssBEbiuBSLsbssN kAaAaAoAsJUA4AAA4aAA4AaAAAi Patent Leather. Clean patent leather with the French harness paste sold by harness makers. Apply lightly and then polish with a piece of soft cloth. Patent leather treated. In this way rarely if ever cracks. Mothers will Bna Sirs, fflnslow's Sooth, tag Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children during Uoe teething period. Related Kindness. - Mr. Smith (in Street car) Madam, take my seat. Mrs. Jones (who has been standing fifteen minutes) No thanks; I get off at the next corner. , Mr. Smith That's all right bo do I. HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. I had a horrible attack ef bolls that broke cut all over my bedy and from which I could cot no pos sible rolief until Z bos an taking your medicine, and from mjr ex periense I oaa safely say 8.8.8. Is the best blood purifier in the world. lira. XX. P. BHTTKEXB, Wytherilla, Ya. THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. While llvlar In Bheraan, Tex., X be came a victim of lmaure. water bloed. X ran down In appetite and energy ; was scarcely able to get about and bad to step off snd reet occasionally. I teak 8. S. 8. and be- f an to Improve at onee, and niter a horouaTh coarse became strong- sad well. I taink B. 8. 8. the best medicine X ever used as an appetiser and gen ral tenio. 1. . 8COTT, 611 Bailroed street, Some, Cta. are an ti doted and the thin, acid blood made rich and strong before the coming of warm weather. A course f S. S. Si now would be a safe precaution and a good beginning and enable you to pass in comfort through the hot. suitrv inontha and CAPTAIN OF A BATTLESHIP. Aatacrat Wka Balaa Great Craft Has Apaallla KaapoaaibllUy. Over the vest establishment rules the csptaln In supreme sad Isolated authority, says Lieutenant-Commander Greaves. U. S. N. In the World's Work. All bis accomplishments must be those of the seamen, for be directs the movements of the ship In all evo lutions, and his decision upon all pro fessional points is final. Ills respon sibility at all times Is grave and ex acting. In time of war it will strain the stoutest nerves; In the hour of bat tle It Is nothing short of appalling, when he stands alone In bis conning tower, bavlug control of all the tre mendous forces lying latent In bis ship only to be released at the proper moment by a toucb of his band. He Is the guiding spirit of an enor mous projectile of 15,000 tons that rushes through the water at a speed, it may be, of fifteen knots, and he knows that the slightest mistake of his head or heart may mean a national dis aster. But besides being the naval and mil itary chief of the establishment, be Is a lawyer a kind of Justice of the peace, as it were, who holds court every morning, investigates reports of misdemeanors and assigns punish ment to the guilty. The delinquents are brought to the "mast" the quar terdeck with their accusers. Both sides are beard and swift Judgment usually follows. In this capacity It will be noted that the captain is court. Judge and Jury. Not Infrequently be acts as clergyman, and as such Is the bishop of the diocese, acknowledging no ecclesiastical superior, reading the services on Sundays, officiating at the burial of bis dead, In the old days, oc casionally marrying lovers. He always messes alone. His gen erous quarters are entirely separate from those of the other officers, and at the door of his cabiu stands a ma rine sentry day and night, aud none may enter without first being form ally announced. When he comes on deck to leave the ship In uniform, or when he comes on board, he Is es corted to the "side by the executive officer and officer of the deck, the guard Is pnraded, four boys attend at the gangway, the bugler sounds the silence and every one on deck stnuds at attention as the boatswain pipes him cheerily over the side. A COBBLESTONE CHURCH. The Unusual Edifice Bnllt by the Klm hnrat Baptists. Built of cobblestones and on lines suggested by an old monastery of feudal times-the new Baptist church at Elmhurst, L. I., Is one of the most novel bits of church architecture in the land. While yet undedicated and unfinished as far as the Interior worl THE COBBLESTONE CHCBCH. Is concerned, t outslne walls of the building have an aged appearance that contrasts stranjji v with the new spick and span cottages ou all sides. It is fifty years since a Baptist con STegatlon exls.ed In the vicinity of Elmhurst, which was formerly the old village of. Newtown. Following Lie close of the Civil war the Baptist so ciety in that village diss-lved and two years ago the Rev. William J. Noble, a graduate of Brown University, orga nized a new society and set about the erection of the present church. MAKING BOWLING BALLS. Hardest Wood Known Cornea From the Centrul American Forests, The popularity of bowling has grown to such an extent lu all parts of the United States that the manufacture of bowling balls, plus and alleys has , be come an Industry which gives employ ment to thousands of workmeut. While the work of constructing the alleys does not require any great amount of Inge nuity It Is In the shaping and modeling of bowling balls that great skill and careful workmanship are required. Bowling bsUsare made almost exclu sively out of a wood from the West Indies and Central American countries known as llgnum-vltae, one of the hard est woods known, says the Philadelphia Press. There are several . agents In these countries buying up this wood all the year round. It Is shipped In the rough for the factory In chunks about four to six feet in length and varying In diameter from six to twenty Inches. The logs are put Into a specially con structed cylinder and cut Into blocks, after which the edges are rounded with a band saw. The rough balls are then turned over to expert mechanics, who, with the aid of turning lathes, gradu ally pla'ne them down to the required size. The balls are then smoothed with a sandpaper turnrr, receive a coat of shellac and oil and are complete, with the exception of the finger boles, which are frequently bored to measure. When a woman starts in to make money, to show her husband bow easy It is, her efforts are always funny. - -.1.,,-: ' JpstPP Health " For 25 years I have rever missed taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla every spring. It clesnses my blood, makes me feel strong, snd does me good in every way." John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y. Pure and rich blood carries new life to every part of the body. You are invigorated, refreshed. You feel anxious to be active. Youbecomestrong, steady,courageous. That's what Ayer's Sarsaparilla will do for you. SI M I Mb. AllcranlXs. Aik your doctor what bo thinks of Ayr1 SartHpartllft. Ho know nil about this grand old family mxtlctuo. Follow Lit adikwasa' wo will bo -tt.n.H. J . C. ATE Co., Lowoll, Mass. The Charitable Sex. He What an exceptionally good complexion Mrs, Fortyodd has! She Yes; it's too good to be true. Cincinnati Enquirer. CLEANLINESS AND GODLINESS. Whatever You Do, Wise Brothers Advise Oood Teeth. "Cleanliness is akin to Godliness," is a quotation from the greatest book known to man, and it is as widely quoted as any saying ever. used. The reason is found in the impressive truth of the assertion. , At the present time when this coun try is passing through an unprecedented period of prosperity, more and more attention is paid to the refinements of civilization every day. If a man, or particularly a woman, is slovenly now in dress or personal care, they are im mediately noticed and severely criti cised. ' ' It is not bard as a rule to gain an in come beyond immediate wants, and the majority of people in tbe United States are accumulating a surplus. Tbe peo ple as a whole are better dressed and better groomed than they were twenty years ago. Even the luxuries of fash ionable society are becoming the ne cessities of the musses. This is the result of a great commer cial age with all its benefits. Nothing is more conspicuous than a person's testh. If they are good and white and clean then we are pleased. If they are discolored or missing then we are repulsed. The tremendous blessing to humanity conferred by ad vanced methods of dental surgery ia best illustrated by such an office as that ef the celebrated Wise Brothers, in the Failing building, Portland, Oregon. Here teeth are filled or extracted abso lutely without pain. You can be sup plied with an entire new set of teeth at a very moderate cost. There is no more trouble about getting your teeth put in perfect order here than you have at a restaurant in getting your dinner. The offices are a model for anybody in point of daintiness and cleanliness. Let it be strenuously ' urged that, if you want to get aiong in the world and be respected and desired by your ac quaintances, have your teeth in good condition. There in no excuse for any one to delay when there are such per fect places as the establishment of Wise Brothers at hand. The cost is slight. The pain is noth ing. r ' .The Toolhqrush. ' Soak a new toothbrush for ten min utes in cold water and thoroughly dry it before using, for then the bristles will be less likely to come out than if this precaution were omitted. SKJiua ...llli'llllfti!m:niiiiU!lU'l'.IMt-ni.tilft AfegctaWe Preparationfor As similating UieFoodandScgula tirrg die Stomachs andBowels of Promotes DigestionheerFur ness andRest.Conlains neither Opiumfofphine nor Mineral, WOT NARCOTIC.. fiamft tYOUa-SJWVMLfTHSBEl Apim Smi" MxJavm nWXamt Aperfect Remedy forCcflgffpa tloni Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish- ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. . First AI4 to taa JIKsd. Tear up photograph of the Faith less Creature. Figure up how much she was costing you any way. Burn up her love letters. Reflect upon her numerous faults, including an always evident lack of good Judgment. It everything else falls why just forget her! Syracuse Herald. Ten Minutes Late. Bill If you exercise for ten minutes every morning when you get up, do you know what it will do to you? - j Jill Sure; make me late for break-: fast Yonkers Statesman. j The Kleo.ii, Kool Kltrhen Kind" of Hovel ' make no smoke, smell, soot, antes or excessive beat. Always look lor trade mark. The Real Thing. He Did you ever see anything at so-called bargain sales that was really cheap? She Yes; the look on a man's face who accompanied his wife to one of them. Cincinnati Enquirer. For forty year's Piso's Cure for Con sumption has cured coughs aud colds. At uruggisls. race zo cents. Worst Yet. Old Boarder That's a queer looking butter dish, Mrs. Hasher. Mrs. Hasher Yes, and I'm awfully , proud of It, too. It has been in our j family for more than a hundred years. ' Old Bachelor Indeed! Sort of heir looms, as it were? ABSOLUTE SECURITY, Genuine Garter's Tittle Liver Fills. 1 Mutt Bear Signature of Aee Fee-Simile Wrapper Below. Taffy snail and aa eaay to take esenfaxw FOR HEADACHE. FOR DUZINESS. FOR BlUOUSHESt. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION isM, eamlnts wsrmwsiiiAns. 1 CURE 8ICK HEADACHE.. Didn't Know What to Do. "Tea," said the fashionable mother, "I was dreadfully worried yesterday." "How was that?" "Why, the nurse went out and left me alone with the baby for nearly two hours." Chicago Post. And That Ended Nora. Mrs. TJnfalt Now, Nora, be careful of this cut glass punch very bowl. It cost a mint of money. Nora Indade, mum! Well, It's rale tough. Sure an' I drapped it three times already an' niver fazed it. A Russian Banknote. The 100 ruble note of Russia Is barred from top to bottom with all the colors of the rainbow, blended as when shown through a prism. In the center in bold relief stands a large, finely executed vignette of the Em press Catherine I. This is In black. The other engraving Is not at all In tricate or elaborate, but is well done ' In dark and light brown and black jinks. Tbo Kind Yon Have Always In use fo? over 30 years, HAanrrrtVAl All Counterfeits, Imitations and "Just-as-good" are butj : Experiments that trifle with and endanger tho health of I lettffltfr and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA j K&KfOTia is a harmless 'substitute for Castor OU, Paro- I forle, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant Ift 1 earmtalns neither Opium, Zrlorphlne nor ether Kareotlo nhstancee Its age is Its guarantee It destroys Worms ; i And allays FeTerlshness It cures Diarrhoea and Wind ! Colic It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Coiuitipatioa ! sad Flatulency It assimilates tbe Food, regulates , tha Stomach and Bowels, siring healthy and natural aleeflw , She Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend . CCnUirJC CASTORIA ALVVAYa Bears tho The Kind Yoa Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. te eiNTausj eosmun, v I bum 8oM kr ennrtan. I I RtlERSON MACHINERY CO. Swccossors to Joaa Peals. Foot of Morrison street, Portland, Oregon. Sooth Bend Steel Plows, 141n.,No.5.Vl, $111; South Bend ( hilled Plows, U in. U'A, I.70; boo Me Shovel Cultivators, ft .90; Newton war on rear, complete, all clipped, wide trark, fw.uu; top buggies; Jackson side spring, reg ular IM.uu, now SSs.SO. 4 Yon can larrelv Increase the yield of V your crop by uvinc our special fertilis ers, n rite i for prices. 33 i PER CENT OFF 3 On all Packet Seeds 4 For orders of $1.00 or more (This does not include grass seeds or T garden seeds in quantity.) X If in tha market write for special net J prices. t MANN, the SEEDHIAN. J 4 188 Front Street, Portland, Or. t LIT L1QHH EARN mm. You can (ret Interest on your surplus mon ey from us and still' li ave H as sa'e as if yon bad secreted it in til or ground. You can draw your money with In terest any clay. It will pay you to Investigate this proposal. W rite tor particular. No- Ti'stter how litue, how much, Idle money' you hsve, It should) earn you something,. and safely. invest' mentsmade. Money loaned on improved city or farm property. Interest-bearing securities' bought and Hnkl. l arge lint ot agricultural and timber lands for Kale. Write us today. OREGON PHILADELPHIA SECURITIES CO. McKay Building, Portland, Oregon.. Alcohol, Writ for illustrated Circulars Opium, ! Tobacco rrsT . no MToOMtw ta. i Using xt Portland, Ore. Telephone Main 391- Datialmtt make mud Mfto ' swef fVsmaaus j niiara Shan mawmthmm- i tnmnulmoturmr In tha world. $25,000 BEWAES will bs paid to anyone -who Oaa disprove this statement. Because W. L. Douirlita Is the largest manufacturer he can buy cheaper and produce his shoes at a lower cost than other con- cerng, which enables bim to sell shoes for $3.60 and ' eo.w equal iu every way to those sold else where for ?4 and $6.00, i The Douclaa secret nrn. I OeaS Of t&anlna tin hnMnm -Mna .j4ii .Ihl. lutoly pure leather i more florlWe and wiU wasnr loiurer than any other tanni.se ia the world. llie sales have more th doubled the jHixfi torn ySjW.blcri provow Its anteriority. Vfar not) If we W. Lu OouKlaa Bhnoa a tilsi and save aicm.y, Dfetlre Increase teen Halest au,IMMI,nN,0 lu Un.lue.si iuu3Saios: &,U)a,a40,0aj A gala of S,MA,4a.T In Fonr Tears.. W. I DOUGLAS 4.00 OILT EDO UNI, Worth SCOO Compared with Other Makes. Th ser tmprtt ani Ammritvn Imthan, Htytt Patent Oalf, Ennmel. Si Calf, Calf, Vlcl Kid, Oarees Colt, astf National Kangaroo. Fast Color f vsta CfMtlnn " Th8 nonuino have W. I SOVBUt WuullUII name antl prloe starard on bettonv. Bhfi by mail, SSe. extra. Jllti: Catalog fret. P. N. U. No. 18-1903.. fTHEN writ trip; to ad vertlaers nleaee) If mention this paper. Bonglit, and which has been. has borno tho signature of sjsssaaVP"Siroi'41iBs1MaewW' 1 1 1. I : If M -r UNION MADS H W.L. V7 v fin and has been mode under his per Bonal supervision since its infaiicy. Allow no 0110 to deceive you in this. Signature of auaaav aniscx. mcw vesa orrr. i