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J'-'' j " I BLUFF AND CLirM . I l , ORATORICAL AND NERVY. An Old Cobbltr Who Won a Laugh and Favor From Napolton, On Napoleon' arrival at Mar-la-Tour tti major, n farmer, tried iu valu to make Hie sHech bo bad pre pared. Bowing and scraping, bo stood fascinated by Bonaarte' scrutinising black eyes-u unhappy squirrel In tho gaze of tbe rattlesnake. Clone behind the trembling ' mayor atood an old shoemaker, in figure a true Don Quixote, clad In hi working dress. "Why don't you apeak, you fooir he muttered froui time to time to Ills leader. At Inst lit patience gave way. lie pushed the mayor aside, advanced, with hi left hand removed his greasy cotton nightcap, with hi right lifted the horn speotaclea from his nose, made his bow and delivered the oration: "Emperor, you are on your way to thrash the Truaslan rogues once more. I hoe oon to see you re turn crowned with glory, and I have nothing more to say. but that Caesar and Alexander were botches In com parison wltu you." The emperor laughed and Inquired of the old man whether he had any sons. "Yes; four are In the army two of these In the guards." Their names were taken down, and the honest shoe maker soon saw them raised to th rank of officers and found himself pro Tided with a comfortable pension. A CORNER IN WHEAT. It Oidnt Take th Usual Couro of 0al of That Natur. John Wilier of Searboro township had a good crop of spring wheat one year-alinost the only good crop for mile round. He thrashed it out during the winter and cleaned It carefully, but did not sell It "Seed wheat will be scarce In the spring." be said to bis wifa "I'll keep It t'll then." One day In April man who UTed several miles farther out In the coun try drove up to John Wilier' barn and said be wanted to buy a load of seed wheat T'ae farmer did not answer him at once. "Yon needn't be afraid. Mr. Wilier." aid the would be purchaser. "I've got the money to pay for It right here." "Now, that's Just what I wanted to ' know." said John Wilier, and his face brichtened perceptibly: "I'm glad you told me. Lots of my neighbors need seed his spring and haTen't the cash to pay for it If they can't get seed on credit they can't get it at all. and I want to help them out But if you've got the money you can get seed wheat anywhere. So Just drive on into town, Tou'U And plenty there."-Youth's Companion. No Place For Postmen. The new postman was called before tlfe office superintendent for a repri mand. "You were seen loitering In the neigh borhood of that big fire down the street" tbe superintendent said. "I only stopped a minute." the man pleaded, "and I was already eight min utes ahead of schedule time." "It is not a question of time, but safety." the superintendent replied "The last place on earth a postman can afford to loiter Is In the vicinity of a big fire. On tbe contrary, be ongbt to make a detour to avoid It "By neglecting that simple precaution more than one postman has had his leather bag drenched by a stream from the hose and a lot of ruined letters charged tojiis conscience If not to bis pocketbook." New York Times. English Words In German. Like the word "snort" and many oth er English words for wbicb the Ger man language has no adequate terms, the word "strike" has become one of common usage In Germany. "Start finish, mutiny, trick, snob, smart part ner, detective, picnic, film, handicap nd hundreds of other word." says a letter on tbe subject "are used In their original form, with not a letter changed. Panic has been made Into 'panllt' and check Into "si-heck ' record as rekord' when tbe German nses the word, and strike. In order to preserve the proper pronunciation, la written atreik.' These words look EnRlIt.li enough when yon see them printed, bnt when yon bear them you Involuntarily think of the 'English spoken here signs." New York Tribune, Camp Candlestick. A camp candlestick can easily be made with a piece of sticU. Choose a straight stick about eight inches long and one inch thick. With a good knife sharpen one end aa you would a lead pencil or a stake. Then split the other end Into four parts, taking rare not to allow any to snap, and strengthen tbe point where they meet by binding with string. The candles can then be placed between tbe four branches and held in position with string. Tbe pointed end is then stuck into the ground and the candlestick Is ready for use. Boston Herald. Watered Milk, "Farmer." ald the fait city visitor, "are just as dishonest a t! city milk man." "Flow d'ye make that ontT asked tbe farmer's wife. "This morning." said tbe girl, accus ingly, "wltb my own eyes I saw your hired man water the cow Just before be milked tbem."-Exchange. Hi Infinite Variety. Blobbs Pnphedde Is a man of many part Sloblm-Yes. be trie to be all tbe JiTerent kinds of fool at once. Pblladelpbla Record. Revenge wrong by forgiving It FreDCb Proverb Sceme Like It. "Don't schools sometimes commit practical bulls r "II uw woV "Why, tbey finish their scholar with ctrtEJDeoeement" Baltimore Ameri- Chang of Heart. Parava Prfuirose Wby do you think it waa vat vi place for your father to aay gT-? Freddie-Because it waa few Bdautea afterward that he wm swearing over having to carve. Philadelphia Inquirer. Heart to Heart Talks By CHARLES N. LOWE UNFINISHED. Iu all ages and In all lands, when ever and wherever men have thought on the things of life and d.lith, they have conceived the Idea of a life to succeed ttila one. They have pictured to themselves lives of everlasting bliss for those who are righteous on this earth and of eternal torment for the wicked. Thla life has been considered a part of a whole. It Is only a fraction, say the believer In a future state. It ia Incomplete, unfinished. To symhollie this belief the ancient Hebrews, w ho were wise in their day and generation, ordained that a man' dwelling place hould be left Incom plete Iu some detail They made It a law of religious observance that the synagogue should contain some rough corner, some place obviously left un finished. To this day orthodox He brew synagogues contain tbe unfinish ed place. Moreover, some orthodox Hebrews, triet In their observance of the an cleut laws, leave portion of their houses Incomplete. Even wealthy men among them follow the law. In the house of Lord Rothschild of London, one of the wealthiest men on earth, there Is an unfinished corner, Kift thus purposely to indicate the be lief of the owner of the house that It is only a temporary resting place for his body. He believes that for his aoul there 1 a higher, better, finer rest ing place elsewhere. All of us K-ave our house of life unfinished. There Is always something to com plete. There Is always some Ideal to strive for. There Is always something higher and better still unattatned. bnt attainable. Perfection Is not for Imperfect hu man beings. Our lives are like the asymptote, the straight line which con stantly approaches a curve, but, no matter bow Indefinitely extended, nev er touches It We may approach perfection, accord ing to the light that Is within us, but the fallibility of our nature will pre vent our touching It Make your house of life as rich at you can. Adorn It with the treasures of love and understanding. There will always be some unfinished corner. But if you honestly and sincerely en deavor to build It well, to have within It nothing that you feel to be unworthy, you need not be ashamed of its unfin ished state. No man has ever had a finished bonse of life. The final touches are put on after what we call death makes mas ter workmen qf u. Extraordinary Seed. A farmer who mainly out of curios ity bad grown a crop of flax had a tablecloth made out of It Some time later be remarked to a lady visitor at dinner. "I grew this tablecloth myself." "Did yon really?" she said, apparently mncb astonished. "Uow did you man age It?" It was plain from her tone that she bad no Idea how tablecloths came Into existence, so the farmer low ered bis voice mysteriously as be re plied. "If you'll promise not to tell any one I'll tell you." The lady promised. "Well." proceeded the farmer still In the same mysterious tone. "I planted a napkin!" Sid Light on History. Socrates was almut to quaff the hem tock. "This." he said, "is the cup that neither cheers nor inebriates." Mnklne a sort of wry face. Just the tame, be hastened to bring the Incident o a close-Chicago Tribune. The Royal Box. EIng George of England as a bo) was a proficient carpenter and can still bnndle a plane and chisel fn the deftest style. King Alfonso of Spain drinks neither wine nor spirits, nor does his mother. Queen Christina. His consort Queen Victoria, occasionally takes a glass of wine. The kaiser has a highly trained army of valets to look after bis vast array of luggage when he travels. He Is a great stickler for etiquette, carrying about with him a sufficient number of uniform to allow for changing hi dress every ten minutes if required. Pert Personals. In his new play Bernard Bbaw Is said to have reached his "limit" We refuse to believe it New York Post By going broke to the tune of S100, 000 Fritzl Scheff demonstrate ber abil ity to make a success of anything he undertakes. Washington Post Marie C'orelll Is suing an actor who staged part of one of her novels. He will deserve any verdict she may get against him.-Pittburgh Dispatch. Andrew Carnegie get a grand cross for his Palace of Peace at The Hague. For some of his libraries in America be got the grand double cross. Phila delphia Ledger. Fin Exercise. Mrs. Exe My husband walk In bl sleep, Mrs. Wye I wish I could get mine to. nis dally work Is so confining the poor fellow gets hardly a bit of exer cise. Exchange. WE BELII BELIEVE That homemaking should be regarded a profeesion. That right living should both fourth "R" in education. That health i th duty and businete of tho individual, ill nets of the physician. That th (pending of money i a important th earning of tho money. That the upbringing of tho children demand more etudy than th raieing of chicken. That th homemaker should bo alert to make progree in her life work th bueinee or pro foxional men. American School of Home Economies. (I. OREGON CITY TCNTRRPltTSK FKTIUY, NOVKMMW 7, MM. HOGE. Captain of 1(13 West Point Football Team. 7, V AA Photo by American Trees Association. NAMED IT RAVENNA. Jut When the Ohio Town Wa Going to Be Called Tappan. Shortly after the Revo'ntlon Benja min Tappan, son of a weulthy Boston merchant and the original owner of what Is now Portage county, O., en tered his father's tract In the west and spent the winter there. Other set tlers Joined him. and a settlement wa begun, which had tbe dignity of a town at a time when a single log cabin at each place marked the present site of the cities of Cleveland and Buffalo. The place waa one of lingular natural beauty, and tbe question of a Dame soon arose. Now. It happeud that at thla time a younger brother of Beujamln Tappan' and his wife were In Italy and came upon the old town of Ravenna. De lighted with tbe place, tbe young bride expressed to her husband the wish that somewhere In the new world there might arise a town worthy to bear the name of the wonderful old Italian city. The husbnnd Immediately thought of his brother In the Ohio wilds and at once dispatched a letter In which he pictured the beauties of the Italian city and expressed the wish that the town then arising In the wilderness be named In Its honor. Many months later Benjamin Tap pan. despnlrlng of finding a auitnble name for the town, was about to yield to the wishes of his neighbor and be stow the name of Tappan npon It when the letter arrived. So, Instead of Tappun. the town was named Ra venna, which name It still proudly bears. Ladles' Home Journal A Two Meal Animal. Breakfast with bacon (or meat) Is s latter day Invention, It should be re called Down to almost modern time man was a two meal a day animal dinner and snpner. A fifteenth cen tury proverb bade him rise at B a. m., dine at 0 a. ra., sup at 6 p m.. go to bed at 9 p. m., "and thou shalt be nine ty and nine." The Oxford Dictionary, Indeed, gives 14G3 as tbe date of the first mention of "breakfast." For cen tnrles afterward tt meant only the morning draft of ale. with or with out a bite of bread. Everybody then set about bi work fasting. London Spectator. - An Interesting Exhibit If two great shops could stand side by side on the main street of the world nnd ali tbe vices could be put in the show window of one of them and all .he virtues In the show window of the other and all the people could go by all day. al' night and see the wlndowful or virtues as tbey were and the wln dowful of vices as they were all tbe world would be good In the morning. Gerald Stanley Lce'a "Crowd." Not In Hi Lin. "Tbey tell me." said the new re porter, who was doing an Interview, "that you have succeeded in forging your way to the front" "Sir," replied tbe elf made man coldly, "you have been misinformed I'm no forger." London Globe. Passive. "So you lost your money In tbe stock market?" "No." replied Mr. Lambkin; "I didn't even have the fun of losing It myself. I took another man' tip and tben al io ml a broker play It for me." Wash ington Star A Model of Discretion. Knlcker Is Jones a wise politician? Bocker He won't even open his inoutb to an ear of corn. New York Sun. Heitos Still Live. Vance Millie wouldn't marry Argyl unless be gave np clgawettes. Allya What did Argy doT Vance Showed hi great tort) for ML'He by giving them op and learning to a.nok a pipe. Bostoa Globe. 1 7 1 s 5 5. , ' , VS. . . t. 6J& Chin Dread el Milk. A Chines ha the hiii. dread of milk (hat an American baa of oyster out of eonson. Several evening ago Chines dignitary, who had Juki com Into .'..niiirv to si iid v educational Ins the Hit Hons, win taking dinner with a wld lely known educator Iu nn uptown hot el. Ho ate freely of the American dish ip until It cam to the Inst course. lx nk- lug at the Ice cream dubiously for so in time, he finally took a mou tn nil It must have given him pleasura bl eiisatlon-thla first taate or Ice i cream -for be smiled pleasantly at bl hi nt Suddenly another Chinese, wno was nresent and who had not taken any of tho dessert. pok quickly to him Ingle ('bines word. In an instant dignitary pat out his mouthful on niatn. much to the consternation the his of every one at th table. "What did you ayr Inquired th host of th Chinese who had spoken. "I said 'milk,'" waa tb stoical rvply.-ritt burgh Dispatch. How Maoaronl I Mad. Thla Is how macaroni I made In Italy: To very glutinous wheat 0' Dour ! sdilnl a nliintlful UPPly Of dried .xfim Mixed with water, this becom es a dough, which I so thickly kneade .Hi a to be dlttlcult to Imprest witn t flnrer Tticu It I carried to a rou the lid press perforated with hole, through which the dough I pressed by meant of a heavy plate worked by a screw. Tbe result Is macaroni without bole In the sticks. IMps macaroni la mad through a similar press, wltb tb differ ence that a round pleea of metal make the central bole. As It Issue in long imky roo from the bottom of th nress they are violently fanned to i pro mnt thvm from stlckllis toKether a ud are afterward taken out Into the open and laid on long bamboo pole to dry Two or three day' exposure in iu warm. uuny air or ltuly mate dough pipes bard and brittle aud lit use for food. th to A Greatly Ooiirod Ldy. It would appear from bit of tbe o clnl goIP ' her day that Miss Bur dett-Coutts' nearest approach to an oc cupation was refuting offer of mat rlage. It la vtnr.ed In "Intimate Mem oir of Napoleon HI." that th name of the "prince of adventurers" waa con nected wltb bers. that she refused tbe Duke of Wellington and a score of lesser gentlemen. Kor year the great helres was the most glittering matrimonial prla In England, and when at last h con sented to cbunge her condition by mar rylng an American a Loudon club wit truck a responsive chord by observ ing: "I don't blame Asbmead Bartlett for prooslng to the baroness. I've done It myself. I regard It a a duty every Englishman owe to bl family." Th Air Man' Oretm. A French aviation exin-rt Is of opin ion that the day will come when coin niunlcatloiv between the earth aud tbe moon and star will he polbl In aero planes. Providing that radium I one day found In larger quantities and that some way of harnessing Ita energlea 1 discovered by scientists, be calculates that an aeroplane weighing a ton bould be able to coyer the S18.S00 mile which separate the eartb aud the moon In three hours and five minutes. About 800 pounds of radium would be necessary to provide tbe fuel for tb Jouruey. At the current price about $10.000.0110.000 worth would be re quired. Trips to certain of the star be con siders equally practicable. - London Tit Bits Ant Wslk on Water. It may not be new to observers of animal life, but I bav been mucb In terested In watching tbe common house ant here In Itlo de Jcnelro. V have an American fly trap. Tbe sugar waa one day covered wltb ants, so 1 placed the trap on a finger bowl stand ing In a plate of water Tbe ant when they came to the edge of the water ran around tbe bowl until convinced there was no way across, and then calmly took to the water and ran across It by aid of aurface tension without getting their feet wet Hav ing presumably been home to the nest they returned for more augur, crossing in the same way. and this went on regularly, a steady procession crossing the water. Nature. Modest John Kebl. If Jnbn Keble bad had bis way It Is possible that bis famous "Christian Year" might never have ben publish ed. He was extremely averse to it and only yielded to the Importunities of his Mends and the pleading of bl father. Even so be refused to bar bl name on the title page In forty-five years It went through 1M editions, and aince It went out of copyright tbey bave ceased to be counted. Coneolation. "When I wa your age," tb self made man complained. "I was not pending money that bad been earned by somebody else." "Well." bis spendthrift son replied, "you missed a good tblug." Chicago Record Herald. Guerilla. Guerilla, which Is a Spanish word meaning "little war," was first applied to armed peasants who worried the French armies In tbe Peninsular war, 1808 to 18M Settled. "Have you placed your Interest Is the estate In the bands of a lawyer?" "Yes. and In bl pocket too." Buf falo Express Let the only motlv to read be tbe love of truth.-Thomaa a Kempl. THE HOME VOICE. 1 would tay to all: Use your gentlest voice at home. Watch it day by day at a pearl of great price, (or it will be worth more to you in dayt to come than the best pearl hid in the tea. A kind voice it joy, Lie a larlt't tong, to a hearth at home. Train k to tweet lone now and it will keep in tune through bfe. Elihu Burritt : ) 4 iplllS P - 'Jr ,t VrfW Hi'?'' tU f Z Oppotlt mouth of 8outh Fork of fie taei from which this water com. Captain Inch, Hero of Volturno Disaster, and Faithful Dotf Ml - 4; X.X ' . . ' , - J Photo copyright. 1911, by American Press Association. CAPTAIN FHANCIS INCH, who waa the principal hero of th Kenmet , Volturuo, wbicb burned at sea, wa the last to leave the burning ship He was taken off by the Kroonlnnd. with his et fox terrier Jack. Th faithful dog bad stuck to tlio captain' heels through much of the bat tle waged iucaiust the fire. This picture of the captain and his dog was taken on the Kroonlnnd, which landed Inch and seventy-seven other rescued passed gcr and officer at New York. In recognition of Captain Inch's bravery dur ing that dire time of peril the Uranium line announced that It would provide the coinmaiiiler with another ship, rontrnry to tho rule of the sea that wheu s captain loses bU vessel be Is never given another. No. 28. REPORT OF THE CONDITION OF The First State Bank of Milwaukie at Milwaukie in the State of Oregon, at th close of butlnet Oct. 21, 1913. Resources. Loans and discounts f i7Mtl,A Honda and warrants 21.3.1u.fX Ranking house 11.CS7.00 Furniture and fixtures 2.800.00 Other real estate owned 2,682.28 Due from approved reserve bank 16,859.12 ,'l-cks and other cash Hem 5.50 Cash on hand 9,090.03 TOTAL $1U,I80.!I Liabilities. Capital stock paid In I 25,000.00 Surplus fund : 1,500.00 Undivided profits, less expenses and taxea paid 1,578.02 Postal saving bank deposit 784.3S Individual deposits subject to check 62,005. l-'l Demand certificates of deposit 1,066.63 Cashier checks outstanding 879. OR Time certificates of deposit 4,032.19 Saving deposit H.635.C3 Liabilities other than those above stated 99.95 TOTAL $111,580.99 State of Oregon, County of Clackamas, sa. I, A. L. Bolstad, Cashier of the above-named bank, do solemnly awear that tbe above statement is true to the best of my knowledge and belief. A. L. BOL8TAD, Cashier. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 29th day of Oct., 1913. H. H. McOOVERN, Notary Public. CORRECT Attest: PHILIP STREIB, P. IilRKEMEIER, PHIL T. OATFIELD, JOHN P, RISLEY, Directors. Clackama. thowlng mountain fatn Wants, For Sale etc! I have a client thai watilatThZT" 1 1.00(1. Bond f..r, i7.. . ltr,W also have several ,! ,n,'V,!n' 1 for aie. if .ou wui, ,;, " money se. me ,, ,, f tm ('"A''KS T, Toozk. NOTICK I liereby gv tml v'" t flierryviii. school house on November ,,i ' 1 P. M.. for the purposa Ve a Hpeclal Road Tax fr ,,.'," ryvllle Road Dlslrlet No. 8 H , Z by B. I I taxpayers, t W. Kern. Ilrlglitwimd. tiP, C, Robb. Bright wood. Or.. ve 2' Welch, Welches, Or,,.; . j, "M"' Henry Kalthel, rhas. A K Z' T. Mclnlyre, J, T. Krlel. Jr li.i' C.y,;,,' A,""' . I would like to hv j, Ih J"- I ttti. H mi, pel. ..I ....... .. . ""'Hi lb- farm. If any one nu address J. t Ea.U. Walnut hC' 1 loa. Oregon City, Ufvl Nolle for Ltvy of Additional Tas. Notice I hereby given tint! , undersigned Tax ryers.cnai.i' ton per cent, of Ihn T Pays l. Iload District Nn. t,J. CI,.,-!,.,.,. County. Oregon, hereby giv. ,,, to the Tax Payer of snbl (, ,,, r i nu. us u.iu mere will m Hint Ing of the Tat Payer of said Ulairlct In East Ml. Bcolt 8cliM, uM Lent U. K. I). Kaat Ml. Hcti, it. IV of November, s( H ' u o'clock l.i vule an Kibllilntln tM' j.' an 1 1 I Hal rid for road purponea, as pn vl.led by an act of the lcxlsiatur 1913. " J. W. awht, ( A. licit. w Kami, W. A. Vlrlch, t', y, Zum t'hnrlea Rebstock. "t, Nolle for Lvy of Additional Rms" Taa. Notice I hereby gjven that , h, unilerslgned Tax Payers, coimLilim of ten M-r cent, of the Tai Payers It Road IHalrlet No. 4, Cla. kmnas ('..Ub. ty, Oregon, hereby give mxi, i0 ih, Tux Payer of said Rod iHxrl.-t Na 4 Hint there will be a me.-iin ,,( n,, Tax l"ayer of said lilslrlcl in (,,. Irv Club lli.ll. at (Inrnelil nn n t-.ji day of November, 1913. at 10 30 o'rlurii a. M.. io vine an anuitmiml tax In said tllatrlct fur road purHiaea, as pmili). ed by an act of the lenlslulure In 1913. Norman Elllry, V. V. porter, II. A, IjiHarre, M UHnrre, . u. Tro lirlilne, A. O. Whllc.uiih, Paul Kaiir., P. K. Linn. Win. W. Imvla, Juy-i Krlener, Alex Irwin. J. J. liavla. Ah thur O. Kurd, II. II. Anders, (i o lUih away. 0. T. Hunt. Nolle for Lsvy of Additional Road T. Notice la hereby glv. n thai w. th undersigned Tax Payer, roii.isilui ol ten per rent, of the Tat IVvrs la Itim.l IHslrlcl No 55, ('larklnna t'muv ty, dr. iron, hereby give notice to Ih Tax Paver of said Road IHtrtrt No. 5.'i thai there will be a im-rlltig of tho Tax Payers of snl.1 1 Ust rlit In lbs school house at Viola, Ori'tioii, on th ;:!nd day of Novriiiber, 1913. tt I o'rlis'k I'. M , to vote an addilltmil tax In said Dlslrlet for Mud iiir;sM, ss provided by sn act of the lexlilt lure In 1913. C. C. Clnysoli, 1). V. White, f. I Cim kerllne, j. 8. Randolph. (', I., rock erllnn, II. W. Cuass, II. P. Mattooa. J. K. IjiCmy, K. T. Hatesoo, J, II, Selller. II. II. MnltCHUI, Notics for Lsvy of Additional Rotd T. Notice Is herebv slven that . tht iiuderslKiied Tax I'ayers, ruiiaUilni of ten per cent, or Ihn Tax l ayers is Road District No. 3H. Clucknimis Cuiid tv flr.-if.iii hi.reliv tflvit nntlre to the Tax Payer of tnlil Rond IMxtrlct No. 3ii thai there will be n m.-eiltig o( ths Tax Payer of said District In l tjivvn Mrhfw.t hotise. on the 22nd day of November, 1913. at two o'clock I'. M to vote an aildlllnnal tax Hi " District fur rond purposes, as provide by nn act of the legislature In 1X Louis A. Rail. Nora K. Hull. J. T. Wullurn. I. I) l-.nmi Klora l.elien, 0. V. Wilson. M. Illanch Wilson. W. H. l-eiion, L. A. Jacobs, John ( . larnirr. W. II. Livingston, V. N. Hnavely. II. I.. Livingston. Anna J. Livingston. T. M. l.lnvllle, John Quail. 8. II. UKi- A Pair Jury. In a mil w.iiie year ago Is'tweet father and son before an lnlla JiiatPo of tlio peace the sextet coinprlf ' I nn tiiu lurv rninu Iu after three bourt' dellUiratlou with tho following Im partial verdict: "Wo. the Jury. F lit llnd judgment for neither plaintiff nor defendant and And that each pf half tue costs." It la ld the verdld struck every one a being o unusualir fair that even the partle to th actios were intlsfied.-Cait and CoGWint Both Wars Riding lo Loa. A stcry of pulling. " A dying JocW romintnillng bis son to the gixli Ui govern ruclng added a a parting tnonl tlon: "Nver talk, my boy. I h1' ois o ItM) often. I wn riding s mitcB with J., and w were neck snd oect 'Von naeiln't ride so hard,' I "Id: not going to wlu.' 'Ob, aren't your at aid, hereupon h fell off hi bona, and I btd to wln."-London Nation. Sur. It wa the third day at tea. and tM Boston man who ant next to th CM" cag utt In the diner of the tei" wa sick and Irritable. "Why do you bolt your food In tMt manner!" asked the Boston man " watched the C'lilcago man eat "To keep It down," replied th CM cago man.-Rt Loul Post-Dispatch. Norway' Climt. The average lngtb of life Is great" In Norway Hum In any other w""1' This Is attrlbute.1 to the fact thai teiupernture la cool and uniform throughout the year. ! ' An Old Story. ' "Did that palmist toll yon the tnitn about yourself7" Yea. but my wife has been doinf that for years.M-Blrmlngham Ag-B" Id. LESS BOWEL TROUBLE y IN OREGON CITT. Oregon City people have found ol that A HINOLE IX)SB of alnip'o ba" thorn bark, glycerine, etc., a c" pounded In Adler l ka, the C,,'TB'. bowel and stomach remedy, r"'uev constipation, our tomach or K"' the stomach INSTANTLY. This pie mixture became famous by curint appendicitis and It draws off s ur prUIng amount of old foul matter"" the body. It Is wonderful QUICKLY It helps. The Jones Co. Ad"