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0' MONDAY, JUNE fit. imio. crook county jour a Page NEWS NOTES ESS CHOP SUEY Oti, bring u lmi k tba kIhiI (l.iyn, Wlinu prices wi'rnn't no high, Ami whin wo rmilly in'i'dcxl We could fiord to buy. WIk-ii .'lurks wr Rluil to see us, Ami no-one wu up muse, Anil tjvrry iiiuii waa wiIHiik To Hrit till wnfkly wane. The fU'rvauts want more motu'y, The Krucr iikiIh It, too. Tim prlrxK sakml for nmut and ihop Are uliixiHt out of vl-w. Tim office boy got nasty, And Jumpi'd hli Job todny, llm-Mimti i (Hiitly hinted, Tliat ha ought to nam his pay, Tim Aah mini lan't working Tlie Janitor's not liore, Hut no on hat the rourngfl- Wltb thi'iu to liiliTfi-rw. Tim paintra and tliu plunmilrs, Koaldn tlu'lr labors alt. But no on aayi "gt buay," For fear tlmy'll up and unit, Coopiravlllv )ljrver. no Tlirir (J.mmI Mlit M.i.wiur o Out of our local citizens trlls thin lory, and bo auya It happened at n very prominent home: It occurred In Ilia evening. I and several other wore calling. At we (l ctiattiiig In Ihii parlor we heard lh patter jf little feet at the bead of tli at aim above. The niotlmr of thla particu lar home ralaed her baud for alienee "huah" aha aald. "Tbwhlldren are going to deliver their good night meaaage." aha auld aoftly, "It alwayi gives ma a feeling of reverence to hear them. They are to much near or the Creator than we are. and they apek the love that ia In their hearta never ao fully m when the dark haa coma, Listen." There waa a moment of Intenae allonce. Then "Mamma came the meaaage from above, "Willie found a bedbug." Elmore Eye, There waa a flip young clerk at the boarding house table, who waa Iwaya trying to ahow off. He ael dom Baked In the uaual way to have Something pissed, to him, but had to get off something amart. One dav when he wanted the milk, he sang cut, "Drive the cow down thla way " The landlady who eat at the head of the table, called the maid, aaylng aa he handed her the pitcher: Here. Mary, lead the cow down to where the calf la bawling." Pipestone Leader. oo . A wee editor haa appeared at the home of Lander, Junior, of the Oregon Kepubllcan. la that what you call the editorial wee? TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY SAY! Read that motorcycle anap In the, Ocboco Kealty Co' ad. It muat be taken at once. NOTICE Stores will be closed during the program of the Chautauqua. The afternoon city delivery will go out at one o'clock only. 6H1UXKKS GET SPECIAL RATE Shrlncra who plan to go to Port land to attend the Shrine Conven tion should call on K. J. Wiluou nnd get certificates. These certificates are available for members of the family aa well aa the member! of the order, and entitle the bolder to secure a round trip ticket to Port land for a fare and a third which la quite a saving. The rates apply from frlueville Junction, and will be available from June 17th to 24th, Inclusive. The final return limit ia June 80th, IM'O. WANTED A woman or girl during the month of July. Inquire Mrs. Harold Baldwin. Call 423. S7tfc. FOR SALE Household Furniture Mra W. J. Hughes, 426, 6th St. 37p TOR SALE Wardrobe for baby clothes. Call Black 163. 37p. STANDARD Auto Painting Co. east 8rd and Madison fits., Portland, paint anything from Bugs to Lim oslnea. Satisfaction guaranteed. Leave your car with us when In Portland. Phone E. 774. 86p. Dr. Turner, eye specialist, will be In Prlnevllle again at Hotel Prlne Tllle, Saturday, June 19th. One day only. Consult him. adv. E221 Last Biff Block of the , ari Keservea rarm lwius THIS announM. Mm offering or the lt big block of tba Canadian Paclje Rnoml Form Urn" Elmll Ihii block "s dipo..d of. von eun .ecu at loatK a term h IB C C.I that will ll.uk. ou rl. h md lml.PMil.nt. The , country I. Iiktl for nlied furmliw aa well aa sr.ln (rowing. later, tli earneluiu eain h. Iwuiiht only from ?rlVt. iwnirt-Sid natural!., urlwewlll be higher. N.rer Wain on the North American toutuwot wiU turn lamle be ollurod at one ao low. YourLait Big Opportunity Thla block eontaina both fertile opaa prairie and park land. In tba Lloyd nlnnter and Battk'ford Dlatrleta of Central Alberta and Saskatchewan. You .an buy farm lamia on the rlcb Drairla 01 aaamim, onn.ii.i and Alberta at price, averaging ntautflR an ecra. Or land In Southern Allrta under n Irrigation ayatera of unfailing water from too an tore and up. 20 Yean to Earn and to Pay The Canadian PuclSe offer, yoo thla land under plan of long term, eaef paym.nti that I. remarkable in th. hi.torv of farm in. la.in.ntr Yu par, down lof Then yM have no payment on th. principal until tha mdofthe fourth rear, tnen flf em annual DaymanU. Internet ! W- 1" Central baa Eatchew.n. SeanarW heeler grew th. world' Jrlae wheat. World'i pria. oatiwore gra B4 UHlfUIHIunn a I anrla ITnrlpr Irriiatioil In Southern Alberta, the Cnnndlun Padrla Railway haa d.voloniul tbelariroat individual Irrigation undertaking on the American Continent, Thin diti let eontaina aome of th. beet land. In Canada. An unfailing annply of water I. administered under the Canadian Govornm.nl. rrioe. rang, from 16(1 an acre up, on the flame eay payment : tormit. luotHl form In improvomanta. , Tweu ty yearl u pay back. Do Mora Kxpllilt An Iowa teaming firm advertises In the local paper, "We haul any thing from a piano to a load of cut lie," Now what would one be hauling from a piano to a load of cattle? Hud they aald Oritur. Instead of Piano, w should have known at once that thy meant the bellows. 1 Mctico'a Only DruvvlMuk o A railroad man who had been sta tioned In Torreon for a number cf years was relating aome of his ex periences In the peppery republic to a few coiupanloiia In the hotel lounge when finally one of the listeners asked. "Well, tell me what is Him matter with Mexico anyway." "Oh, Mexico la alright." replied the other "The only trouble with It Is that It la ao overrun with Mexicans, oo A Mlchlga paper has a ' depart ment with the heading "Flatlrou News" but we fail to find any hos pital stories, however. oo A newapapitr reporter who waa In clined to be lazy In hla methods of picking up news, met a brother re porter who waa aa keen aa the other was buy. "Anything doing?" asked the lazy one. "1 have a report that a man choked to death In a res taurant, but I haven't learned hla name yet," replied the other. "How did It happen?" asked the reporter eagerly aeentlng copy. "He was eat ing a piece of horse meat," wua the reply, "and someone aald Whoa!" Liverpool Hun. oo Let's atart a barefoot club. We do not see bow auch a club could ad vance the price of shoes. If no one In America will wear a ahoe until September we guarantee that ladlps' pumps with no more leather in them than there Is paper In a postage stamp will not aell for 120 and up. Mitchell (Ind.) Tribune. oo An Iowa paper admonishes Its readera to "watch out for Current Worm." If there la any good in watching for worma at all, It would be a good scheme to keep an aye out for those of the future, too. oo A young couple went to a ministers house to get married. After the cer emony the bridegroom drew the cler gyman aalde and aald In a whisper. I'm sorry I haven't any money to pay your fee but if you'll take roe down Into the cellar I'll abow you how to fix your gaa meter ao that It won't reglalnr." Oregon Republi can. ' oo This I What Beat Him They say that over in Miami county Burton Oreon made a apeech at an agricultural meeting with a view of advancing hla candidacy. "I am a practical farmer," be aaid. boastfully. "I can plow, reap. milk cows, work a chaff cutter, shoe a horse In fact." he went on proudly. "I should Ilka to know one thing on a farm that I cannot do?" And then after an Impressive si lence, a small boy In the back of the room shouted: "Can you lay an egg? Rochester Sun. oo i , . . Up To The Minute o My shoes, they cost ma 14 bones. My shirt of silk, so loud It groans. My hat is fashions shining light, Oh, won't I be a nifty sight, In overalls. Myself and all the other dubs We always Join the latest clubs, . And though it make my friends to weep I'll Jump the fence with 'the other sheep, In overalls. Like all the rest of fushlons fools, Who brush aside the wisest rules I'll blindly follow, if I'm led. ' Where even Angels fear to tread, In overalls. And now I lay me down to sleep; My coat and pants, you may them keep, But If I die before I wake, . Oh, please be kind, and do not take, My overalls. Far out upon the wide black tide. That flows from here to other side, I hear a shriek from a drowning wretch. Who, careless-like, forgot to fetch, His overalls. But when I come to Jordan's shore. Far from the white lights galore, I'll stand upon the rivers brink, And pray the water will not shrink My overalls. And when I come to the pearly gate And there my awful record state Canadian Pacific W I No Taxes on Improvements There', a email tat on the land-ael dom more than 20c an acre for all pur Ebut there are oo taXM on your lock, building., improvwn.nta. mente or perfonal effect., (lood B..lf.ra mndHrn achirole. roada. ehnrchea, aniuaemonla, make farm life de alrabla and attractive, tiara you can achieve Independence. No Sale Without Inveitigation The Canadian Pacllle will not aell you a ferrn onlll you bare tnapeotod It. You muat be t eatiafled and every auction unawered be fore taking up your home, lnvaatigation In Invited and made eaay, Th!. announcement calla ettcnUoa to the hut great block of Canadian Pawifla BaearTed Farm Landa. Special Rate (or Homeieeken i ' anal Full Inform at ton - SpMlal railway ratal far hameMaaar. ntak. hv. .paction oaay. 9ao now for lre IlluaUatad oarn- thlata erawerlne all quaatlona ai.u eatUnc foith .urea aboitl land valuoa, aereac ylalita, climate, evifOCtanllive, . liu net dalar. Varil. TUPAX OCHOt'O KEALTV CO. Local Agents 433;.. lVaiu , Bt. I'rlneyllle, Ore. tar all h'enaatlea about Canada, aak to. al. T. t t BARGAIN HARLEY-DAVIDSON TWIN CYLIN DER MOTORCYCLE, SINGLE SPEED, IN FIRST CLASS RUN NING CONDITION, TIRES IN FIRST CLASS SHAPE IF TAKEN BEFORE SUNDAY, JUNE 20, IT CAN BK BOUGHT FOR $00. Y'OU HAD BETTER HURRY 1 ONE 1,600 It) Trailer in the very R best condition Hoock onto It and t Jazi of home $75 if a crime t to let It go at tbia figure. a ONE Pine balldtn site in Bend for II Prlnevllle property. ti 3 TWO Perfectly good Ford side 3 lamps at a price that Is honestly f f l ruinous. Also Ford tall light III a WE HAD A ROLL TOP DESK TO V fcl OFFER FOR SALE THIS WEEK, rf BUT SOLD IT BEFORE WE HAD rF PRINPVII I F H A CHANCE TO ADVERTISE IT. v ll,i-Ca 3 BETTER GET THAT ..MOTOR- O I H.M K I We sell the earth from a ton I about this. S" I lot to a township AN Ideal building site, 60x1X0 feet, I close to schools and in a select neighborhood, cheap. I'll hear St. Peter howl and shout, "Let no man In without His overalls." And when I ride the clouds above And greet the dames I used to love, Though nary shirt or shoe be mine, . I know they'll say, "You look just tine." In overalls. , , . . And as I walk the golden street, In peacock feather and Mohawk sheet, Perchance I'll hear the dismal bell That tolls from out the blackest bell For him who in his silly pride Refused to .cover his precious hide In overalls. ' . j Schofleld-Danville Progress ..' How We Need One "I've an Invention that will mean a fortune!'' -. - "What is It this time?' - ' ! TALK TO IS AIJOl'T THOSE WOXDKKH I. C ANADIAN PACIFIC LASDS WK ARE THE LOCAL AGENTS. Our Best Farms This Week ... W AfltKH THRKK RHM IJCXOAU), AVI) XWKHSARV Ol'TBCILD IVtiS, 05 At HKH IS WHKAT. ItAI.AVf K RVK AM) I'OTATOKS, HIXKX MI)(;.tKHK. AM. KQI II'MENTCOKH WITH THIH PLACE. EIGHT MILK.H FROM I'RIVKVIM.K, OV HIM KMHO ROAU. A OOI.VG KA( H ATA PRICE TO MOVE Ol'll K. IT V.WH FIXE, AXIJ EVERY INCH OF IT REt EIVFH IRRKMTIVO WATKR. IF VOl' WANT A 8XAP, GRAB THIH AT OXCE. PRICE, tj PER ACRE, PART CASH. Don't Overlook This One 100 ACRE RAXCH. THREE MII.ES FROM PRIXEVIIXE, OX BEST OP ROADH, A IX UNDER THE DITCH AND CLEARED, THIH PLA E HAS THKKETAKE-OITS. LIES HEHT CXDER PROJEiT. TO BK HACRIF1. CKD AT $MI PER ACRE. $1,750 CASH, BALANCE TO HUT. YOU WILL HAVE TO IURRY, AS THIS PLACE WILL GO QUICK. Our Best Home This Week FIVE RfOM BCNGALO. HEAVY "EMEXT FOUXDATIONS, SIX FUIX IXrTS, WITH SHADE TREES SET OUT AXI) GROWING. IF YOU ARE' MhOKIXa FOR A NICE, MODEST HOME, THIS WILL INTEREST YOU THE PRICE HAS BEEN LOWERED FOR QUICK HALE. $2,750 $2. 100 CASH, BALANCE TO HUT. ACT QUICK. IF YOU WANT A HOME, HERE I LOT 60 I 122 FEET, CLOSE TO T THERE IS NO RESIDENCE LOTS I LOCATED NOR AT SUCH AN ATTR AND WE CAN ARRANGE TERMS I ASE PRICE. SEE US QUICK AS TH 80 DAYS THIS IS THE OWNERS IF YOU WANT TO RENT YOUR HOUSE, LIST IT WITH THE OCHO CO KEALTY CO. IF YOU HAVE ROOMS TO LET, THE OCHOOO REALTY CO., CAN FILL THEM FOB YOU. S8 MAIN STREET. imber WE WANT 100 TIMBER CLAIMS, IN OR OUT OF THE GOVERNMENT RESERVE WE HAVE A CLIENT WHO DESIRES 500,000,000 FEET OF GOOD PINE, MUST BE PRICED RIGHT AND SITUATED SO AS IT COULD BE POOLED WITH OTHER TIMBER CLAIMS RUNNING t. 000,000 FEET OR MORE PREFER ED GIVE FULL PARTICULARS AND LOCATION IS FIRST LETTER OR CALL AT OUR OFFICE, 438 MAIN STREET. PHONE 611. If you have anything to sell, we can turn it COUNTER THE 0CH0C0 REALTY "Why, it's an extra key for a type writer. When you don't know how to spell a word, you hit the key, and it makes a blur that might be an e, an a, o rmost anything else.". w oo A Painful Matter o "Pat, It's seedy ye are, A shave wouldnt hurt ye a bit. "Faith, Moike, It yez could see me razor, yez wouldn't say th-ot." oo Slight Civilities - , v . 0 One day there came to the clinic at a Philadelphia hospital a negress with a. broken jaw.,, The surgeon, intent on discovering the exact na ture and .extent of the injury asked numerous questions to all of which the negress returned evasive answers finally she admitted she waa "hit with an object."- "Was It a large ob ject?" asked the- physician. -"Tol-able large." "Was it a hard or soft 8 THE GROUND TO BUILD IT OS. HE SCHOOL. PERFECTLY LEVEL. X PRIXEVTLLE MORE DESIRABLY . ACTIVE FIGURE AS THESE LOTS F DESIRED ON PART OF PITUH. E PRICE IS TO BE ADVANCED IV ORDERS. i HOUSES FOR SALE We have a list of tine modern homes tor salt) if yon are looking for a borne come to the Ocboco Realty Co. Waoted I 433 Main St. If ycu went srythirg, we can SWAP WILL TRADE Good boggy ul double harness, also gentle drlT ing bone, what hare you? IRRIGATED .40 acre tract, close tn, to trade for city property. FULL Blood Shire Stallion, regis tered, 8 years old, weighs 18-lee pounds, will sell or trade. Reg. by Albert Moore ft Son. Piano Player, Just like new, with almost SO music rolls, sell or trad 4 Head of yonng cattle and on darn good milch cow, if Interest ed, aee us. ONE Good seven room modern bouse to trade tor cattle. ONE Fine residence in Eugene tor Prlnevllle property see us at once about this. FOR SALE One Bulck , model D 45, 6passenger, first class shape, cant be beat tor a bargain, cheap. object?" "Tol-able hard." ''Was it coming rapidly or slowly?" "Tol-able fast." Then her patience exhausted and she exclaimed. "To tell de truf, doctor, I was Jes ttatarly kick' in de face by a genman friend." oo While You Wait We don't mind the dime bo much, but it certainly gripes one to order a cup of coffee at 6 cents per and have the proprietor raise the price by pasting a ten cent label on the mirror before we have finished the beverage. Pharr Clarion. ; .-. oo STRAYED A Plymouth rack pullet Just bought, and could not be per suaded to stay in my yard, even b) clipping both wings, and has not yet returned to her former roosting place. .It will be a good thing for the neighboring gardens if I can get hold of her and clip the wings Just behind the ear lobes. . When: she lit - , get it for lets COLUMN out she had on a leg band, No. 17. FRED W. CHENEY Georgetown News. oo The Melrose Messenger says an oil company is going to drill 3S.00O feet. Why didn't the editor say that they were going to hell and be done with it? Clovis Journal. - oo- Next!?.., . : J. WALTER PEELER Barber and Undertaker HAIR CUTS, 25 CTS. I am ordering a new line of coffin and caskets' j Ad In Lewis County Herald, j oo ' His Most Important Function "An editor is a man who putt things In the paper, isn't he, pa?'! ' "Oh, no,, my son, an editor keeps things out of the paper." Harvard Independent. .... : 1 I .