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About The illustrated west shore. (Portland, Or.) 1891-1891 | View Entire Issue (May 2, 1891)
298 THE ILLUSTRATED WEST SHORE. SMALL PROFITS. Drug Clerk (to stranger) What do you wish, sir? Stranger I wish you "good morning," sir. Where is your direc tory? . NOT IS HARMONY. C. Washington Coon (purchas ing suit of clothes) I'se 'fraid, sah, dat dhese trousers am 'bout lb' sizes too big fo' me. Cohen But dot was English, mine fnentd I G. Washington Coon Mebbe, sah but it 'pears to me dat my com plexion don't go very well wil dat Anglo-maniac cmt.Purt. For strengthening ud ol ar di the vuioe, uee"llruwo's Hnmchlel Troth. S" '1 ban rommenrfad them to friends who were public tpeekere, ud they bin proved n tromely ervioeeble,"-Yrtt. limn Ward Httchtr. Sj AST AND SOUTH -m- Southern Pacific Route. SHASTA LINK. Trains Iwn and ere duo to arrive at ' Portland ban From Fab. 1, INI. Arrin (Irum) (lor) f OVKHMND EXPHKHR hblera, Albany, Eugene, ttoefttrarg, Mrant'a Paaa. 7.01pm 4 Bedford, A.hlend, Hen. t,Om raraento, ttalen, Bali Kraneieoo. Mojave, Loa Angelro Kl I'm, New OrlaaneudKaet lOuem Hoaebnrg ud war atationa N.OOpm (Via. Wixxtlrani for Mt) Angel. Bilverton, Waat unw, 8.10, Browneville, ud m Cubarg J t.onpm Albuy ud way atatloni ttOOim tl Mm Camilla and war etatlone W.pm ti.eOpm MoMinnvillai way atationa W leua D1MNQ CABS ON (XI DEN ROUFB. PCLLMAN BDFPET BLKKPIKB, TOCIIIBT BLKKPINO CAK8 For aoonminndatlon of eeeond alaag paae. engera atuwhod to all trains. Through Ticket Offlce, lit Firat it. when throngh tirketa to all puinle In lha Kaetarn Bute, Canada ud Europe pan ha ' blamed at 'owaat miaa from J. U. KlllhUNU, Ticket Agent All above traine arrive ard depart from Grand ('antral Station, Fifth and 1 eta. NAltllOW GAUtll-W. B. DIVISION -AIID POIITUND 4 vYILLAHSTTF. VAL. BY, Paaaaniar Depot, Ant of Jefleraon at 1 Item) II l.ipm I.Upra (.Mora lira AMpta Ittra ! I supra .liipra lra t.iUpat Oawawo and Way Blauona fOawaao. Nawbarw. Dna-1 rl-a, Dayton, lafayelte, I im Sheridan, Dallr Mua- H"- TsWsm I month and Airlte. J HM """i' tU0 Dally, f Del l, uwit Bonder. Farriaa Mind with all tralna for Bell, wood ud Milwaukee. R. K0F.IILF.H. I. P. H(XI1K8 Manager. AatOeo.F.AP.Agt, f o-n utxotmrrr.. sua I I WltetoCaadogee. I 1 ELECTRIC GOODS S 0irtoa,Hillee7, if tea treat u Peruee. v RP n RADWAY'S 111 111 READY RELIEF. Cheapest and Best Meetlolne for Family Use In the World. INSTANTLY RILIIVIS AND BOON CURIB rfllda.BorThrI1,rUramaoB,Blfaointlem,Neoralgia. Heiidaohe, Toothache. Aathrna, DiBiolt Breathing 'very Pah. Bpreine. Brnie, I'aina in the Bao. Cheat or Ltinbe It waa the Fi-et en( la tha in Jy PA In h M a D V that innantlr alopa the moat eioneiatug paina. ailara Ioflammatiria ud enma Congeal i na, w her of tha Luuga, Btomaob, Bowau or other glands or organ, ACHE AND PAINt, For haeVhe (wtiathar alok or narrooa). tontbacba, neoralgia. rhenmatim, lnmbajr. palra and waakneee in lha bark, apina nr kidtejt, paira aronod the liter, pltornr. tweii in of the j..inu ud paira of all kind ', the apphoalion of lladwaj'a feadji He let will aflord immediate eaea ud ita oonlinned n-e for a few dar" effeo' a parnianent onie. INTKBNAliLt, a l iJf to a leeapoonfnl in half a tomhler of watw will, in a few mm ntaa, eon orampa apaama. or atomaoh. naua;Tomi'ing. heartburn, nerroumea., sleep leaaoeaa, aiok haadaoho. diarrhta i, oulio, flatolen f and all internal puna. rice, SOe par HolUa. awld bf ItruigtaU. RADWAY i CO.. 32 Warren St., N. Y. THE WEST SHORE PAYS ALL EXPENSES. Tha Intense do-ire to Tiew lha natural wonders and the grand ud beautiful eoenery of the famona National Park of tha Yellowatone la poaaaaeed bi nearlj erarr person in Amerioa, ud nothing but tha aipenre of making the trip to axd fmm the pai k, as we'l i s through it, prevents thoaeaods from Tiaitlng it every enmmrr. As it is, thoaiuda of thoeewbo ou aflord to gratify their eeeirea revel lu ita bea.ties annually, 1U Mert SAore baa perfected arrangements whereby one of Ita readers ou at Joy all tha pleuuree of a vi.it to thia great an luhop of nature free of exu nae, and It only remaioe to eeleot the peraon who ihall enjoy It. Although the eiouraio will be free, It will not be given to ore who la not wtUiog to abow an earneet deaire to reo-ive it by working hard to eirn it not with the buds alone, bat with the biein. The pepn who will eend ae the longest list of worde In aeonrduce with the eubjoinad rnlea, will be given a free eitmraion to and through the park. From uy station on the line of the Northern Pacino railway, from Aahlud, Wueonaln, to Portland, Urego the eoooeatf ul competitor will be taken np, given Brat daaa aooommodatlone, inolnding Pullmu a'eaper ud meals in tha dining oar, taken to the park ud through it and returned to lha point of atarting. tree of all aipeoaa whataier incidental to travel. Thia inolndei atage fare, hotel bills for Ave days in the park, ud everything that i a legitimate eipenea in making the trip. In addition to this grand prise there will be given fifteen caeh prisea to the ttftetn nest longest llata, one prise of S(D.ooeof 110,) and thirteen of ISOOeaoh. Thia is a purely Intellectual eonteet. from which all competitors wiU derive much benefit, whether aucoeaalul In winning prises or not. CONDITIONS AND RULES. The oonteat doles Hay It, IS91. AU UaU moat be uoompulad by a aubaoripliou to the Thi H'nt SAora for not leas lhan aig months, to be aeot to some addraea not now on onr liat Llata moat be arranged in alphabetical order, with the total number of worde noted at the and. Only worde spelled by nalng the letters contained In the name " Yellowatone Park " will be coon tad, ud no latter ou be seed in one word more timee than it oocnra in that una Tha latent edition of " Webatar's Unabridged Dictionary " will be the authority for ent iling all eonteata. Not tha " International " edition. Proper narnea and geographical namea will not be allowed. Two worde epalled alike, though having different meuinga, will be oouuted u one word, ud where a word Is spelled in mora thu one way, but or a spelling wiU be counted, Only Kngliah, or folly Anglicised, worde, each as are given a separate heading in large type ud an denned, will be counted. Thia asoludes all worde printed in italice in the unabridged dictionary, need aa authority, or having this mark, " " before them in the new Inlornattonal edition. Worde marked (Una.) in the dictionary will not be admitted. Only the singular, nominative of nonna ; the intuitive form of as verb, without the word " to i " ud the poeilite of adjectives, will be admitted, Praises ud rafflna will not be admitted aa lenante words. Of two lieta having the same number of worthi, preference will be given to the one fret received. TV ll ..I ,L. , t lll k. ... - I , T ,wl". i mi w win um .mwuuw n. miij m june u poaainie, ud the sno eeeafol oompatitoc un make the trip any time in Jane, July or August. Hake all remitluees payable and addraea THE Herbert Bradley & lkSS2i,l aHnna.ua. .wjBaWk j. twavayijilia ail communioaUona to WEST SHORE PUB. CO., PORTLAND, ORKION. Farmer Hayseed Why there's a copy of that city paper! That's queer! Grocer Why is it queer? Farmer Hayseed I thought it must have busted up by this time I quit takin' it nearly a year ago, Wallaces Weekly. Prospective Beau Hullo, Bob by, is your sister in? Bobby Nope. P. B. Your ma. Bobby Nope. P. B. Your pa? Bobby Nope. They all went out and left me alone with the fire, but that's gone out, too. P. B. (sarcastically) Ah, yes; I thought I saw the fire escape through the window as I entered. Ex. ni I VP Dialogues, Tableau, Speakers M UlS ,or BohooL Club and Parlor. 1 eVllW Be'tont. Catalogue tree, T. B. Denniaon, Chicago, 111. INFORMATION !,lWAJN7D-, the addreaa of persona suffering with RHEUMATISM in any form, Neuralsia or Lambaro. I will, without charge diieot thoee afflicted to a aure and permuent cure Aava nothing to tell but aim information what to tue f Aof cured eivarl and fritnnt atrr all other mentu Aad ailed. Addreaa F. W. Park hunt, Fraternity A Fine Art Publiaher, Lock Boi 1501, Boaton, Haas. From Terminal or Interior Pointa tha 1 1 VI til VI II 1 ills Is the line to take to ALL POIiNTS EAST AND SOUTH. It la thr niNINO OAR ROtTTS. It ranaTRKOUUH VKATIHULH TRA1NN RVKRT DAY IN THI TEAR to St Paul and Chicago I NO CHANGE OF CABS Oompoeed of DINING OARS Cruur- PtJLt.MAN Drawing Room BLBKP Ks of La teat Equipment, TOCRIHT 8LEBPINO CAR", Beat that ou be oonetrncted and in whioh aooommodationa are FKEB to hoidere of Firat or Beoond Cleaa Tickets, and ELEGANT DAT COACHES. A CONTINUOUS LINE connecting with ALL LINKS, affording DlliKCTand , UMNTKBBUPTKD HKUVICB. Pullman Sleeper Reaervatlona ou be ee cured in advuoe through any agent of the road. THROUGH TICKETS ioa, hngland ud Europe oan be pnrohaaed atanylioketOrltoeofthia Company. 19 Full information oonoernlng ntaa, time of traina, rontea and other detaila fttr niahed on application to uy agent, or A. D, CHARLTON, Aatlatut General Pi ae anger Agent, No. Ul Firat Street, I vwij n-, Cor. Waehington? 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