j Editorial Page of The Capital Jouma TUESDAY EVEXIXG April 9, 1918 CHAELES H. FISHES Editor and Publisher i PUBLISHED EVEBY EVENING EXCEPT SUNDAY, SALEM, OREGON, Bt Capital Journal Ptg. Co., Inc. U 8. BARNES, President CHAS. H. FISFTEik Vlce-Preldnt. DOHA C. ANDREHEN, Sec. and Treas. The government report as to the condition of winter I Sfn3 n.Unn 4- J A. ,1 U. I J. 1.1 sTlA J. 1 X ' ' wueaL maue yesieruay snows it is mure man U per cent 81'BHCHirTlO.N RATES Dallr bj earrler, per year 15.00 Per Month 45c bally by mall, per year . 8.00 Per Month -35c FULL LEASED WIRE TjCLEOKAPH REPORT W. D. EASTERN REPRE8ENTATIVE8 Ward, New Tork, Tribune Building Chicago, W. II. Stockwell, People's Gas Building The Capital Journal carrier boya ara Instructed to put the papera cn th porch. If the carrier doea not do thla, miKMH you, or neglects getting the paper to you on time, kindly phone the circulation niaciiger, aa this la the enijr way we can determine whether or not the carrier are following Inatructlou. I'll one Main 81 before 7 :30 o'clock and paper will be aent you by special messenger If the carrier baa missed you. TUB DAILY CAPITAL JOI.'RNAL Is the only newspaper In Hnlem whose circulation la guaranteed by the Audit Bureau of Circulations. WHAT THE KAISER IS DOING TO YOU j They were summoned from the hillside, liiey were called in irom the glen, And the country found them ready With Jal-Ai tne stirring call for men. 1- . ,1 1 1 - ,t iiJii uu irars aim iu wieir uuiuuuiu, -r vva.a Mt u wav iviva v j. kjjji nig gium biivi w better than last year and slightly better than in 1916. In bushels it indicates a yield of 560,000,000 as against 418, 070,000 in 1917 an increase of 142,000,000 bushels As the soldiers pass alone, would be a surplus over 1917 of more than 200,000,000 'And yur llrt is breaking, WVolo If V,,-n ; A . A A ' Ll Make " s'ug this cheery 80ng: uuoiitio, ii wao 1 uiium: is uiauc guuu .rxiuei icciiis CcUl j without any great sacrifice supply all the allies and neu- choms. J A 4- ..-4.-U - .?: 4-: Keep the home fires burning wcu (.uunuica ucpciiuciii uu liicm vyilu a iclir lauuil VI j While your hearts are yearning, bread. However no matter how great the crop it must Though your lads are far away, tint Kq nnarAnnlrciA rtof if w,,n;.ac el,; ft, i'hey dream of home; .a W V! VI A V v a.V- V IfllU V A. U A VLAAA W3 AT AAA 0 Willi bllvli JmLIVJI- W ships to get this wheat across the pond. The question as to what would happen if the kaiser was victorious in the great war can be easily answered by considering what he has done to the world and to Amer ica up to this time. Of course most of us realize the enormity of his offenses against the peoples of Europe, but not all of us keep track of what he has already done to those in the United States. As a starter just note that he has taken half a million or more of the country's finest young manhood across the ocean and placed them in the trenches in France. He has taken a million others from their pursuits and their homes and sent them into train ing camps in order that he may get them over into Europe and destroy them there, if he can. He has made the American people subscribe $5,000,000,000 to the liberty loans already floated, and is now compelling them to sub scribe another $:,000,000,000 to maintain the amies he has forced us to send to Europe. He has made us put up half a billion dollars more for the Red Cross and other organizations, to alleviate the sufferings and care for the wounded victims of his soldiery. He has sunk $6,000,000, 000 worth of shipping, much of which belonged to people of the United States and he has sent to the bottom of the ocean along with these ships perhaps $5,000,000,000 worth of wheat, meats and other foodstuffs grown and owned by American citizens. These are a few of the large things he has done to the United States and her people. Outside of these what he is responsible for would make a list longer than could be enumerated in a newspaper story. He has added 40 per cent to the cost of the price jt of beef the workmgman's wife purchased for the family dinner. He has doubled the price of bread for all the peo ple in the United-States. He has made pork products so dear that the farmer who raised the "makings" cannot afford to buy them for his and his family's use. He has reached his mailed fist across the tables of the poor and taken the butter dish and its contents away. He has added 40 per cent to the price you must pay for the milk for the baby, and no doubt grinned as he did so, for destroying or robbing babies is one of the kaiser's most lovable traits. He has fixed the amount of sugar you may use and added 50 per cent to the price of the small amount he permits you to have. He has, as you are well aware, forbidden you eating wheat products except in such quantities as he directs. When it was coldest last winter he forbade the use of coal above a certain amount, and told freeborn Americans they must suffer from cold and deprive themselves of coal mined in their own country. These are only a few of the things the kaiser has done to America and American people, what he has done to you and me and all the balance. This too while not yet a conqueror. He has done the same in Russia and there while in a sense victorious, he has added to the things he has done to a small section of Russia, Ukraine, an in demnity of more than four and a half billion dollars. If he should conquer and get his mailed fist on the throat of America, her people would have to pay an indemnity if levied in proportion to that made on Ukraine of $60,000, 000,000, or twenty times the sum Uncle Sam is asking his people lend to help him f orever destroy this world's curse, the kaiser and his militarism. You can figure out at your leisure if you can where the inordinate greed and the insatiable lust for power possessed by this Prus sian monster would stop once he had his heel on America and the balance of the world. When you have figured this out can more readily dig down after the necessary funds to drive this modern cerberus back to the gates of the hell, where he belongs. From the conversation of captured officers and sol diers on the western front, it is learned that Hindenburg has been ordered to force his way through the allied defense at any costs. "The offensive must go on, it cannot stop," is the burden of the stories told by all prisoners. All of these prisoners agree that peace must result, as ; they say"somehow some way, so far as Germany is concerned. The Bolsheviki are simple minded folk, especially those out in far away Siberia. A Canadian soldier who has just returned from that section says when these grown up children attacked Irkutsk, and found their artillery was overshooting the city, they moved the guns back a couple of miles and then when the shots fell short they moved them up again. This instead of changing the sights. The Turks having been whipped at all points by the British in Mesopotamia, turned on the half armed Rus sians in Armenia and having forced them back proved their valor and bravery by attacking the helpless Armen ians still left alive, survivors of many previous massacres. A gun that will shoot 80 miles and as a days work kill eight chickens is sure some gun. At the same time it is an expensive way of killing chickens. It takes money to make the engines of war move, and for this purpose Americans have "money to burn." " Rippling Rhymes by Walt Mason ODE TO APRIL Oh, April, we are tickled, to see you here once more! Old Winter's canned and pickledgood riddance to the bore ! He hung around and blustered, with winds as sharp as mustard, until he had us flustered, and made our spirits sore. ' Now Winter's hit the ceiling, no more his snow he flings; There's a silver liuiug Through the dark clouds shining, Turn the dark'elouds inside out Till the boys come home. Over seas there came a pleading, "Help a nation in distress! " And we gave our glorious laddies; Honor made us do not less. For no gallant son of Freedom To a tyrant 's yoke should bend, And a noble heart must answer " To the sacred call of "Friend." Our Daily Story LTJELLA'S LIMIT. - A ' Seattle Schools to Eliminate German at End of This Term Seattle, Wash., April !. On motion of Judge Eicliard Winsnr, one time so cialist candidate for mayor, the Seattle school board last night voted to dis continue teaching German at the end of the present term. Sperintendent Frank B. Cooper, al though he opposed elimination of Ger- man in a report made several months i .. P .,,: ,i nt tlm ond , v.-i. inn( ;t,.fa I"1- ' v c , .u, ...uu,, . ...B m, ghi, (.o)lapse(1 completely exhausted and by presenting a report in- whu-h he re-lha( hrstricg' on 'tlie 7,-:ano stol, and versed his opinion. Danger of using ( )lp ronts were gt,d to scnd her to .. . . r r thJ mountains to recuperate gunda was admitted. j , a , Tci.the students themselves is due large mea'sure the credit for eliminating ifJCluFES (I ST JUSl u n-in an. rive nunarea out oi ouo pupus rtopped attending German classes. Most of Uiem changed to French. Many stud ents reported their disapproval of the Ettitude of some of the German instruc tors, and at least one instructor had to be, warned o stop expressing opinion on th war.. On Thursday of the first week Luella Spong went to the seventh seuii-cccas-ioual ball of the Talcum Powder Miners' Association. The great ballroom, fes tooned with rock candy and tame dais ies, was a blaze of red, yellow, blue, green, violet, piuk and of large electric lights. There were forty dauccs, and Luclla danced them all. She danced eight one stepb (a distance of thirteen miles); six Ford flips (nine miles); ten fox tiot. (twenty-one miles) ; seven hic cough reels (fourteen miles); and nine Newport uudges (sixteen lniks); mak ing a total of seventy-three miles by five o 'c'oek the next morning. All the way home during the dollar and forty cent taxi ride, Luella was" as gay as any lark and gayer than a gooa n.rmy, and live hours later she awoke aud arose, perfectly refreshed, well and strong. II. Tliinsdav of the second week was the housemaid's monthly day off, and the sitting room needed (lusting. Leeila", said her mother who us ually called her by her first name when they were alone "Luclla, if you dou 't dust that sitting room I shall po'ively eet onr father to disinherit you! Luclla poutishly laid down her violet covered copy oi "Hearts Asumt A'I's Fair in Love and War," and dust ed the sitting room. It look her twenty minutes at the rate of twelve motions a minui;. during wtucn Mie covered a (lis- France Cuts Bread Ration One Third But Warns Against Oyer Confidence Spokane, Wash., April 9. Declaring the justness of this war aud iu the same breath uttering a stern warning agaiust over confidence, Will H. Hays, national chairman ot the republican party, delivered a ringing address before a non-partisan gathering here today. This was Hays' tirst appearance m the Pacific northwest. The republican imrtv leader will travel swiftly down the coast, speaking at Seattle, Portland, Washington, April 9. France has cut m-r- uruau ...m one xn.ru m- s rranciscff aml Los Angeles and then erica s wheat may stretch farther, Food ,. . . A ? Administrator Hoover announced today. Daily bread allowances range from 3'"i oiinees allowed very small children to 34 ounces for manual laborers. Bread constitutes .over one half the French diet, it was explained. Hoover's wheatless diet is spreading ttoins eastwara. Ihe world has become too small for democracy aud autocracy to exist to gether," shoutNl Hays, his slight frame vibrating with energy. "On the question of the war there is but one side. On that side, supporting the country's cause, shall stand every rapidiy, according to reports received I political party and every member of ut me rood administration. Idaho is the i every political party entitled to any latest state to pledge itself not to eat consideration whatsoever." wheat in any form until harvest, if! . m necessary. ! Colleges are going on the wheatless basis, approved by first class hotels. Drew Theological Seminary, Madison, nnJ , t,,T ....uu -u.i: j . i" one of the first on record as onu juu iiavc cujiic WUH lieailllg aim SOiacei abandoning entirely consumption of in your wings: with ecstacy man greets wueat- Vnil ho rrnac nut rlnnvc trt nmof tmn . (Oregon City, Oregon, from the 3rd to f., ' , . iiictu juu, m vucpiuuty had caused me more anxiety than ; tne 7th inclusive was in all Salem District Conference of Meihodist Church The Salem District Conference of the Methodist Episcopal church, held at Oregon City, Or was in all respects like tins he treats you, he chortles and he!the n,ost elaborate dinner would havejver gm.Ccssfui. cmrvo IW A w 1 causeu some veieraii ui social aiiiurs. sings. Un, April, j oure a winner, with Xeither did x intend ha ahouU know ribbons on your horns! You make the it. flTIPiPTlt. sinnpr fnrrrot Ina onW r,A "Look at the place cards, dear," I v,..few mo UV-m-J kUlUO. 'l.j n. ,nnf.ct mmr uimK tho you are the month that uleases. all other very last. months seem cheeses; you bring m balmv breezes. andL.V?! bright triumphant morns. The wm-lrt that epempr? fnr. I ' Vi,l tl.pn,t W hv RMrm ,Wt vn..hv"rtli? of a great deal of credit for the 1H9 district includes a territory as larc as some of the European states, with fifty-two ministerial appointments ai'd has sixty ordained Methodist min ister!! inside its boundary. By cove, these are clever! Whero' V ' :- u- "e amo did vou find themt" au" '"strict superintendent, is saken, you make as good as new; the little waken, to sing a song or two; you clothe the plain with grasses and flowers in gaudy masses; you start the lads and lasses to spring sheeps' eyes and woo. 'Twixt winter time and summer you are the breathing place; oh, April, you're a hummer, a thing of charm and grace; between the cold that tries us, and summer heat that fries us, fair April stands and eyes us and soothes the human race. hirvlc vnn !8ee tl,cv are hand paiutedf" V . fa Juu "Of course! aud they aro exquisitely The Woman Who Changed With 2S cities and counties in the twelfth district hav ing earned honor flags for having subscribed their full quotas, Oregon is credited with 22. In the districts are seven states and the total quota is 210,000,000. Of this, by the way, $05,000,000 was subscribed by Saturday night. If this rate can be or was maintained the full quota is subscribed by this time. It is expected the minimum will be greatly oversubscribed, but of course it can hardly be expected the rush of the opening can be maintained to the end. By JANE PHELPS TttTTTTT' THE DINNER DECORATIONS kis and then ran back to mv chair. Aa Affablo Mood.' I was a little frightened at my tem erity, as I always was when I proffered The decorations had all Wen planned before Mrs. Sexton left, so all I had o do was to carry out the directions. Ofia f artsa. bt ''is affable mood of the ! s,.xlo.n had said to me anent the things course they must eune. Where did you get tliemi "Morton Gray painted them for me." Then, as I saw a puzzled look on mv husband's face, I hastened to ix plain: "He called one day while Mrs. Sex ton was here. We spoke of the dinner, and I said we were to have it a sort oi a costume dinner, and he asked if he might send the place cards. .Mrs. Sexton thought it a wonderful compli nent." "Oh, he probably offered because ho knew Mrs. Sexton had influence with many of his patrons." George answered, carelessly, just as our first guests were announced. Resentment. I resented my husband's careless speech. Merton Gray had painted the place cards for ME, not because Mrs. Sexton, or anyone else, had a share in them, nor because he expecttHl any re turn. I wanted to say this to George, but. fortunately, I recalled what Mrs. harmonize with the ,"'" l"""n' " UU1U costumes, so J used my Iiresden china' When I married women should and snouia noi do, jrd I restrained myself. her. Merton came, I whispered to George: "Don't forget to sav lout the cards," and he replied: success of the conference. The program was one of the most elaborate present ed at any district conference, and the papers read and speeches made were of nigh order. This, district conference has given a new impetus to Methodism in this part of the country, and all expect that this year will be one of the best for the Methodist church in Oregon. YOU CAN'T RND AN Y D1WF, AND HAIR STOPS COMING OUT Save Yonr Hair! Make It Thick, Wavy, Glossy and Beautiful at Oace BOARD WOULD BUILD CONCRtTE VESSELS Asks Money to Build These for Carrying Fuel Oil Coastwist Washington, April 8. The United States shipping board late today de cided to ask congress for an appropri ation of $.10,000,000 Iw'Vh -which to build concrete ships- The announce ment was fade by Chairman Hurley af ter a conference with Senators Me Cumber and Simmons. It has been decided to build fiv . more government shipyards for exclu sive use in concrete construction. Two of these yards will be on the Pacifio (coast and three on the Atlantic. Their location, although practically determin ed, fay' be changed when data is ob tained affecting transportation facil ities. Chairman Hurley stated that the yards would be located as near as po- . sible to the source of supplies. Siiippinsf board engineers have de signs ready and the building of ways will start immediately congress pro vides tho money. Koch year will con tain six ways. They will be built for shins' of a dead weight tonnage of 7, 500. ' It is tho intention of the shipping board to begin the shipbuilding of ccn erotn tankers for use ein constwiso trade. This will eliminate further shortage, in fuel oil for the fleet which the nation now has. ' Tho rapidity with- which concreta ships can be built, together with tJia low cost of construction, is expected by shipping iboard officials to win sup port for the request, which will be mada by congress. Figures compiled show the cost of a concrete ship to be abeut $110 per deadweight ton. The cost of wood, and steel vessels is about $140 and $175 per deadweight ton, respectively. Jefferson Way Notes something (Capital Journal Special Service.) Jefferson, Ore.. April 9. Miss Vivi an Wiumaker, who is teaching at Suver, was called home Tuesday by the death of her grandfather. Miss Shu- maker spent the remainder of the week with her parents. Dr. Allen and family, former resi dents Of Jefferson, motored down from Mill City Sunday to visit Mrs. Allen ' parents, Mr. and Mrs. John Looney. M. D. Looner and daughter Mar guerite fussed the week-end with Port land friends. There was a large crowd out to sea the Hiah School play , 'A College Town," given at the opera house last Saturday. The young folks displayed superior talent for amateurs and the play was greatly enjoyed bv alL Wednesday the play was taken to Stayton but through some misunder standing on the part of the advertisers the Stayton people did not know it was coming and a comparatively small house was out. However, the school cleared forty cents so they did not regret their trip. Rav Reeves went to l'ortland, Tues day, to bring home his wife who had sufficiently recovered to permit her removal from the hospital. Miss Gladys Overholser has been quite ill this week with tonsilitis. Miss Emma Hutchinson has been in bed suffering from the same thing. lr. van Winkle will report for armf duty next Wednesday. He has made every effort to secure a competent physician to take his place here but has been unsuccessful. Looks like Jeffer son peoplo will have to postpone sick ness until after the war. A. J. Wnlden and wife have moved to Portland where Mr. Walden expects to resume his old trade of harness making. Their place east of Jefferson has been rented by Thos. Sears. Miss Lizzie Moses was taken to Salem Wednesday for examination. She was committed to the state hos pital. Word has been received that Misl Sue Thacker. who left here some time ago, was married to J. W. Johnson at Liberal, Kas., a few days ago. Mike Kelly, Jr., who is in the avia tion corps, has been quite ill with scarlet fever and is expected home to recuperate. Everyone enjoyed seeing "Bill" Hart in "The Desert Man," at the Jefferson Theatre. Friday night. Dr. Hart, our dentist, left Saturday, expecting to enlist. He is a first clasa j dentist and we hate to lose him. Doe says he is going over and pull all the kaiser's teeth. I Miss Olga Monson spent last week . end with her sister. . The Albany Hieh school orchestra Try as you will, after an application Kave n entertainment at the Morn- vi j.-uuerine, you can not find a sin- lns star grange hall Saturday night. H5 rle trace of dandruff or falling hair The entertainment's net proceeds, of ind your scalp will not itch, but what which went to the Red Cross, was LADD & BUSH, Bankers The Third Liberty Bond Sale Wffl Begin April 6th. One of cur Tellers will be stationed in our Lobby to explain to those wishing information and to receive Liberty Bond Subscriptions. was dressed in my Quaint dinner set; and the flowers were tinv l'-nlly Varden costume. I ran in to h,m field flowers and delicate ferns, tied to be admired. a.id bunched with Dresden ribbons. Thej '"You look very sweet," he said, and r it'pi whs vitt nuiiiTV. nna also verv . vnr mi wa v hMoiiu nf iha . -. , . a ..: - t - fetching. I with which he had voiced his am.rov.il. ' i " ,1. ' 6 ! It" ?? H108 wlH be after a greatly appreciated. The ladies of the It sure do look like a young girl's Ji0 had not seen the dining room, andi ";- t ,i .wi'w. T h.d nt ,.!- LT., ."I fce "J". .; lry served ice cream and cake- party, Mrs. Howard," Mary declared,;! wanted to show it to him before onr!todo' anything but remind him of some-ly new hair-lgrowing ail Tver "the them jiysica is that sweet and purty." guests should arive. But when, he came thing l'foared he might forget. And; scalp. B ' 109 ; The effect is very good, ' James down, he was so resplendent in his he hgd an9Wered me sharply. Yet, to A little Danderine immediate'v don said, after looking the table over cnt- j white wig and patches hat I was almost ' mv reii(,f f,.w moments late I heard bles the beautv of vour hair j"0 dif ically. This from James was very great afraid of him. But, hiding all such feel- nim thanking Merton most graciously, jference hew dull, faded, brittle and piuise, as he had not been consulted. lings, I made him a low courtesy, sweep-) EV0Vvn and Kurts came in, then, in 1 craggy, just moisten a cloth with I was so excited 1 could neither sitjing out my skirts to their full exteut;i "mfimpnts. the rest of mv truest. ! Danderine and carefully draw it thr.. down nor lie down, as Mary and alu'and said with moek humility: ; An(1 as we w(,nt ;nto the dining room,'j-our hair, taking one small strand at; Cihst urged. But finally 1 went up; "If you will give me your arm, Sir ; T ,),,,, vn oven so eriticitl a man us tin"- The effect is immediate and: Sir Robert Borden Has No Use For Tit! stairs and commenced to dress. 1 was Kmcht!" 'n i.i Ottawa, Cnt., April 9. Sir Robert Borden announced today that the dom- p.i'-tlv dressed when George came in. He effered it with a smile, and so we "Will this dot he asked, and show-; went, arm in arm, into the ilining room, ed me a wonderful suit of wine colored ; I dreaded his criticisms. Although I velvet with fine laces for neck and I knew it was we'll done. nrits. Then he produced a dazIing pair j "Very good, my dear. I am glad you ef buckles fir his shoes. Idecide-d to have something simple and "You will be the best linking man at appropriate for your guests .instead of the dinner!" I cried jumping up: and. 'attempting things ef which yoa are not paving no attention to Celeste, who was j capable. " j dc:! my hair, I gave him a quick little I liula did he imagine that that sim-1 mum eovcrrment has rennos.1- fh im- George, could not possibly see anything amazing your hair will be light, fiuf-j Pial anlho'ities to refrain from be to which ho could make- an objection f a?a wav? and have an appearance I stowing titles on Canadian subjects and were so dainty; the men so brave is their finery; the table was superb; and I felt snre the dinner would also lor aouudance; an incomparable lustre to limit the heriditary effect of those ; softness and luxuriance, the beautv already prnntrd ana smmmer of true hair health. During the debr.te on the subject U b Tv, j" ; T. ivinm ! im noi.se rt commons last night Sir all that he could desire. The consequence conn ter ami v "1'ln'1 1'a!,lpr 'ared his willingies was that I was easier, more comfort-: .1 "A IZ J!!0"! U .Dsak with the other Ca- able in my position as hostess, than l;has been neeleeted or ininreH W wraid have dreamed possible (Tomorrow During the Dinner) less treatment. A small trial bottle will double the beauty of your hair. a.unn knights to take his title to tho market place and put it on a bonfire, it his coi.ld be done without disrespect to the crown. s. -1 v