I THE DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON, SATURDAY, AUG. IS, 1916. L r BY AVETIS CHARONEAN Copyright, Th Frank A. Mm Co. A IT wai a cold winter night A' fierce snow-storm was raging So heavy and awful wag the darkness that the Inhabitant! of the 'mountain village could not recall iwhen last they had seen the sun and I he clear sky. The wind seemed to txsue from the very gulf of death. It roared wofully and ominously. It toyed with the snow like a demon at llay. It touched everything with a killing breath. Men and animals froze; the whole village, with Us huts, and Us haystacks, and heaps of dung fuel, seemed to tremble and shiver. (Was the world aquIverwlthcold, or with fear. C.-. TjX.-iSm f The villagers stood in great awe of .nature. V Thunder and lightning, 'storm and tempest were not the tmrmlees, aimless sports of nature. The peasant believes that these things come for a definite and sinister pur pose,' and there Is cause Indeed for lum to tremble. It was lucky that to L..rtArpr tha llEhtnlnE there was jjthe sign of the cross, and to counter V't the bllzsard there were stables or the animals, and warm sakhl, narrow compartments In the huts for Ithe men. I, ".Woo-o-o-o!" the wind howled, and Vaeh time the fearful sound pen etrated the house of the Mellkh Whahln, his guests, who sat on both aides of the sakhl, ceased talking, jtook their pipes from their mouths, looked at each other, and felt an In ner need to move closer to one another. aSnow and storm are good In their time but this terrible snow-storm what did It signify? No one dared, to speak aloud the language of the formidable element, but they aTT well knew Us meaning. It was the mighty Bong of fate, which the storm, the wlernal wanderer, sings to every man. Into Its song It gathers the world's Buffering the sighs and groans of Itlie weak, the cries of the helpless, the tears of the unfortunate, the misery of the poor. The storm draws Itliem, all Into Us ethereal bosom, from the faintest heartrending whls Iiit to the roar that shakes moun tains. And oftentimes the storm rivets them to the highest peaks, or '(to the wide, cavernous darkness; ;)nt sometimes he releases them that tiiey may descend and re-echo through lie world, uttering ' lamentable threats, and announcing to fright ened men the luejorabl (ate await" lug them. .''Tw'... . So thought the terrified peasants In the sakhl. That Is why for them the howling of the wind was a grue some concert. "Woo-o-o-o!" The wind grew still stronger, the roof of the sakhl crashed. Every now and then some one seemed to be stamping upon It. "It's Hades outside," said one of the men. "I couldn't want even my enemy to be on the mountain now." "On the mountain?" said another. "Why, you wouldn't dare go Into our garden! Don't you hear the voices? Heaven and earth have broken loose against each other." Silence again.. The door creaked heavily. Every one turned In the di rection where, in the half darkness, appeared the figure of a man dressed In a shepherd's mantle, looking like a heap of snow. He must have been out In the snow-storm a long time. , "Good evening," he said, shaking oft the thick layer of snow from his mantle. "CJood evening. Come right In. Poor Chal,' you look like a piece of Ice. Make room for Chal. . Let him sit down." "Yes, by Heaven, I am frozen," said the newcomer, stepping forward. "It's Impossible to remain outdoors any longer. It seems as If the sky were tumbling down. What a storm! What a storm. I thought I'd get warm and then go out again." The oil lamp burned peacefully above the fireside In a little dark opening. The dull flame wavered and trembled softly as If It, too, were afraid of the wind. Nevertheless, Its faint light was sufficient to outline some of the faces underneath their thick lambskin caps. Some yellow ish quivering rays fell upon the new comer also. It was a peasant's face upon which a life of suffering had stamped the seal o"f ruggedness, and sorrow had nestled In the deep fur rows of his firm skin. He was still a young man, but he seemed to have lived too much. Beneath his bushy mustache appeared lips firmly com pressed, which lent a stubborn ex pression to his face. He was a stranger who had come to the vil lage a short time ago, and, finding no other work, hired himself out as the village night-watchman. Chal took his seat In a corner against the wail. He was silent. It was warm In the sakhl, but the wind continued to roar and howl like a wounded beast.' , . 7 .- "It wan on such a night that ou oor neighbor was lost," said th ,'illage magistrate, Qevo. "No won. Jer he periBhcd." "We warned him over and oo again," said another. K(( 'Tool!" exclaimed the Mellkh, while the wind piped shriller than ver. "can't you see that it was his "ate? And who can argue with fate?" "Who, Indeed!" murmured the hud dled peasunts. "I don't believe In fate." This time the speaker was Chal, the stranger. The other Inmates of the sakhl peered at him with mingled suspi cion and anger, almost with fear. Vhe rich and powerful Mellkh, he believed in fate; so did Magistrate flevo, the autocrat of the village; and the pastor, no matter what ser mons he preached, he well knew he vua a mere tool in the hands of f ite. ? All were subject to the in visible power and were afraid of It. Only poor little Chal did not bellevs l:i or fear It. ' "No, I don't believe In fate," Chat reoeated In a bolder tone, aware of t',.j mocking glances .'turned upon film, "and I could prove to you In a f.-w minutes I'm right, if I did not' have to go out to make the round of the village." ' sfHP"'' "Say, stay," several voices cried eagerly. "Magistrate Gevo, tell him to stay. Nobody Is going to rob the vlllrige on Buch a night as this.' At the magistrate's request, Chai H iUed himself again, all eyes still turned curiously upon him. ;3j" "There were ten of us that year," Chal began. "All of us stark mad. We all carried fire In our breasts, a flea kindled by the same stroke of Htfhtnlng. It burned and drew us close to one another. We all had one intrepid heart, and what a heartl It was a sea flooded over with pain, lowering with shame, a forest set on fire by the passion for revenge. For months we wandered about from field to field, and from wood to wood, from ravine to ravine. We drank water with the snakes, and got our snatches of rest on beds of stone, i "What could we do? Too long had we swallowed dishonor; our pa tience and suffering had been long,' but our enemy's Iniquity, his shame less brutality, knew no bounds. It was Impossible to live any longer;' .there was no more bread, and what therewas could no longer be eaten; It had turned into gall and poison. We abandoned everything house and family, land and possessions; and. ; In order to cleanse our honor, each took a gun and withdrew Into the mountain gtfmr '- : "It was good that way; we were, free. Oh, when a man carries such' Injuries In his bosom, when his child has been killed and his old father disgraced, then there is nothing In the world to console him; nothing. His breast bolls and seethes, It takes fire, tears are unable to quench iti, flames, comforting words are but mockery and scorn. But when he. presses the barrel of his gun close,' close to his bosom, when he sees himself spitting death upon the head of his blood-stained enemy, then,' only then, does his heart grow cool, and he feels that he, too, has a lamb-" skin cap on his head. He has re acquired his honor. ft ' ' ''!?, ..ifne Turks and Kurds called us conspirators, but the Armenians called us 'spirits of revenge.' Terror stalked before us, and behind us lay death. We and the eagles remained the sole rulers of the mountains. And we resembled each other a little, for we had the same way of pouncing upon our prey. We went everywhere, iand many were the Turks and Kurds whose beastly greed and lust we stifled forever, frfvjt ? '- "One day, when we were on top of Sun Mountain, our provisions gave out, I Was chosen to go out and forage. I knew the villages in the neighborhood, but whether they were still Inhabited, or had been destroyed, I did not know. However, there was nothing for me to do but go and .try. I left my nest in broad day light, unarmed, even without a club.. I hoped I would not meet the en emy, and If I should meet him I thought I might save myself by hav ing no weapons about me; or, If I should not save myself, then It was evidently my fate. For a long time I met no one, and absolute silence prevailed. Then, suddenly, I saw a tall Kurd approaching, a Hornldy, armed from head to foot. " Good day, friend," Jf said care lessly. isflj&igS ' " "''Good day, Armenian,' answered the Kurd, stopping and looking at "I did riot "slap," but "walked ""io'n.'' Though "I felt that the Kurd was still standing there, following '''me; with his eyes, I walked no faster, so' as-not to arouse suspicion. " 'Hey, Armenian, wait!' he cried. I stopped and looked back. 'It's my. fate,' I thought. And, in truth, fate , might have borne the aspect of this Kurd. The rifle on his shoulder, the simitar at his side, the dagger with Its white ivory handle stuck In his girdle, a hideous face with ferocious yes precisely like a wolfs. "He walked up to me. " 'In these days,' he said, 'no Ar menian Would dare to appear In this place. You look suspicious to me.' "-.; "Kurd, I said, 'the times are bad, but don't forget that we are neigh bors. As a neighbor, I tell you I am from Chut. You know we're starv Ing there, so I am going to Derdshan 'to buy some bread for my children. Let me go In peace.' ; " 'No Armenian, you can't fool me. You don't look straight.' . ' " 'Kurd, you believe in a God, too. You see I have no weapons on me, and no knife in my pocket. And even If I turned Into a wild beast, what' could I do to hurt you? I beg of you, let me pass.' - " 'Come along. Walk In front of me. I'll take you to the police cap tain. ipfgp. "The police captain! That would be dreadful. The police had been hunt ing for us a long time. 'Kurd don't , tr.ke me to the police captain. I've nothing to fear, but I'll be late. My children are in an awful state; they're dying of hunger. For God's sake, Kurd, brother, neighbor, let me go.' ' "The Kurd remained Inexorable. It's my fate, I thought, and with drooping head I walked In front of htm. The superiority was all on his side the gun on his shoulder, the poniard in his belt, the simitar at his side. What could I do with my 'two bare hands? It was certainly my fate, and so I ,walked on In ad- . vance of him without any. thought of resistance. . , "It was a beautiful day.' The' sun, was bright, the sky clear, the moun-: tains green. A crane soared up high'! In the air, free and bold. I don't . know why, but, forgetting my plight, I began to watch the bird. Was It; envy of Its freedom, or was It some-; thing else that fascinated me? I do not know, but I kept looking at him.") For a long time the crane soared in' the air, then he suddenly swooped', down upon a rock not far from us.j He hnd seen a snake crawling there. 1 "',1 The snake writhed under the blow of the bird's wings, and hid Ita head Deneatn its cons I "Both of US stooi? BtllL Zs I " Tou see," said the Kurd, "the Ar menian is like a snake. He must be strangled.' ajjj' "I did not answer, but k'ept look ing. The crane struck the snake; with Us bill, and stepped across it. The snake made use of the interval' trying to escape, but It had scarcely) deadly enemy, the embodiment of fate. "How was it that that day fate had not been fulfilled? Is it possible that God, who did not permit even so loathsome a creature as the snaka to fall an unjust prey to the crane. ; would permit this Kurd, ten times more loathsome than the snake, to determine my destiny? "No, it Is all a mistake about destiny, I thought. I mu find s way of escape. tarted when the terrible enemv was', J "And 1 bean a lonfr' "1,ent l!Oera tarted when the terrible enemy was , s aUon wUh myaelf . looked for a over us neaa. xae snane again coueu means of escape, but what could X Itself together and hid Us head. JEjJI '. find? I didn't even have a knife. At "The Kurd was right. . There was great similarity between the .snake's' fate and mine. The snake has also reached Us destiny, it cannot escape any more,' I thought I even found some consolation In the Idea. ' -'vj tt "Gradually the crane grew bolder,' His blows became more and more frequent. . The snake still kept Its head concealed, and continued to de fend Itself apparently Very feebly. Ifjj "Suddenly, something remarkable occurred. . The half-dead serpent,' 'collecting all the remnant of Us strength, made a final desperate ef fort, leaped and encircled the crane's long neck. In vain the bird tried to' extricate Itself from the deadly coll. He flapped his wings, prodded the ground with his bill, pulled back . ward and forward,' rolled on the ground, and tried to rise again, to fly, to escape in vain. The snake's desperate attack was terrible. It's coll drew tighter and tighter. At last, It was the bird which lay life-; less on the edge of the rocks. The snake glided away and disappeared.1 I "The Kurd was now silent He. Iriail at "tut AVAa niaf onil tnm auunau c iitci s u l vjto uici) tkitu ivi i nntlnlnM vir alnnmaaa1 a few seconds we were unable to turn fa. T llfted my head suddenly, our gaze from one another. Each of ' snatched the poniard from his belt, us endeavored to define what was In ". before he had time to defena ... ,. himself, I plunged it into his breast his opponents mind. There was no 7, up t0 'tneery hnt. one piercing doubt that the thoughts of each of ,f cry, then he tumbled to the ground. us were terrible. So much we un- , I was Baved, and this Is the poniarj derstood, so much we read In ea'ch lttjaveme.' other's eyes. I knew that the Kurd,1 j( wlth an ivory handle, and placed U that moment, my eyes fell upon thai Kurd s pretty poniard which stuck in ;hls belt. Oh, if that poniard at least were In my hand I " 'Go on,' cried the Kurd. "What are you stopping for?' ( "I started. We descended Into a ravine a black hole, with no human . 'soul around. The Kurd began to look about, his movements uneasy. He repeatedly took the gun from hi shoulder, then put it back again. ;I felt my end was at hand, but I was !no longer ready to die. If the snaka hod a right to live, then a human 'being, especially a Christian yr ;menian, cannot be robbed of .hat ; right. I gradually slackened my , !pace. At any rate, I must not re main In front of the Kurd. That was dangerous. jt "Quick, quick!" he urged. He was plainly trying to keep me ahead of him, while I was trying to keep alongside of him. "We seemed to understand each other perfectly. We fought a silent battle for life and death, which w-s all the more terrible because of Jtjy treacherous nature. "I stopped suddenly. I had to tfl my sandal-strings. The Kurd stepped toward me and also remained still. Without raising my head I observed his position from below. He stood erect at my right side; the white hilt of the poniard shone from his belt. 1 " 'Get done quick, Armenian,'' he angered by the snake's unexpected victory, had resolved to kill me. I read it in his eyes plainly, for his expression " was now even more malicious than before. . I knew. . the Kurds well, i . " J . K'V'But my mlrid," too, began to work.' The struggle between the snake and .'the crane had wrought a change In before the men In the Mellkh's house. The shining blade cast a cold ray ol light in the sheen of the lamp. All the men got on their knees, and ex omined It in silence. The little, in significant Chal had become a .heroV He was a giant. He was master of his fate. t "I don't believe in fate," Chal re peated, this time with pride. But his) words now aroused neither anger nor ji . "ltrre(i up thoughts or salvation, snake being able to strangle a crane.p thoughts of freedom, sacred thought JThe cranelsknojivnJiqbe the snake's 'sf of revenge, ' STENOGRAPHERS . Why Not Us j sjt Columbia QUALITY Carbons? ) Made In Oregon s) 100 Copies Guaranteed froal i Each Sheet. Ik Oolimbl Carbon P?er Mf g. 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The company oiled 12 American cities where increased fnres have boon do limiiile.l in the Inst two years. Toledo went bai'k to the straight five cent fare from the three cent fare so lung fought for. Cleveland restored the one cent charge tor transfers, hovprnl six cent rity fares in Massachusetts towns . were cited. A Massachusetts interiirhan company also wns frrnnted nn increase. LAWS OF OREGON AS APPLIED TO AUTOMOBILES i I Compiled by C. J. HOWAKD and 0. E. BISHOP ( children, the question of negligence becomes largely u question of due care on the part of the per. son having charge of the child, allowing it to he in the place where the injury was received, iu the case of children who tire of an age (From the Kiigone Diiily Ouiird.) (Continued from lust .Niturduy.) another is turning into it from another or intersecting street. In nil such cases there is no fixed regulation, iin.l the i "e ,"sl V ,u ..( u,., .,, I..V.. ......; I- i to go about unattended, to school and ing due cure on the part of both. W hen j l,.ke' 1 uVllll! tr.,Hl""es ' them the an automobile coming out of one street ' um ot mlc'l, diction as such children turns shnrplv lo the left hand, in other ! 'T? '"J ? "'"''" in ,,.l" f B" language 'cuts the comer' the motorist B,ult'. b"t.nl' the-ordinary care of fails in his duty, and is therefore guilty I ?'hw 1 operator of a car of negligence ' in a street where thero are children is Running Over IVdestrians-IVdestri-' r,'ll"ir,'',l1 " ,1,0.n,.,Kp .hi"car wi,h raf,,r,on n.,s have a right to travel nuvwiiere ,, " ,0 1,11 h r",k1s ,,mt muJ y n highway, and are not confined in the l,e .,M''to1. ami uinoug those may be right to crosswalks, l'ersons driving "'elu.ucd the risks .arising Iron, ho automobiles along the roud are liable i t ! heedlessness and indiscretion of child they do not take cure so as to avoid ! r''".'n le street Be.ng or pluyiug upon dm ing against the foot passengers who ' a1s,r,,,,t 'J1 not .1",,''t ''"'l..,tory ne ar., passing on the roa.l. A man has a lfll,RT-1 1'" " fMt-t- t?,,,,r J"00'" rii'ht to will t in t ho rnrtil if h u Inn hp a I " ." -r. v. ,. .. e rot Urn to ho in the Htroot uloiu, tlion nn orror of juuKmont, imsou on mich ex it ia a wny for foot immnigeni, n well Huh! to walk i.. the ro .,1. ami nr eu- Pnce am discretion as a very young titled to the exercise of reasonable care on the pint of those who drive automo biles on it. Hut pedost ria ns as well as all others ure bound to exercise care according to circumstances and especinl liy bound to look where they are going. It is negligence for a foot traveler to attempt lo cross the public thorough fare ahead of vehicles of any kind, upon nice calculations of the chances of in jury. If such uttempt be made and the circulations l'n i I to the person's harm, tie omi linvo no address for injuries re viiild would nnturally possess, is not negligence on the child a pnrt, parti cularly if the error in judgment was the result of circumstances calculated to in spire fright, such as tlio unexpected or sudden nppenrnnce of nn automobile. Defense of not Exceeding Speed Li mitations, No owner or operator of an automobile is exempt from liability for a collision in a public street by simply showing that at the time of the acci dent he did not run at a rate of speed exceeding the limit allowed by state law t $100 Reward, $100 The reader of this paper will be pleased to learn that there la at least one dreaded disease thut science has been nhle to cur in all Its stuges. and that U Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is tha only . nokltive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh belli a constitutional - dlftease. requires a constitutional treat- ment. Hall's Csturrh Cure Is taken In tornully, actlna- directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, there by deatroyina- the foundation of the iln ease, and giving the patient strenRth lr huMdliiK UP the constitution and asslstlnc nnlure In dolns Its work. The proprietors have so much faith In Its curative pow era that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any ca that it fulls to cure. Send for list of testimonials. , - Addren: I" J. t'HKNBT CO. Toledo, O. Bold by all Drussiaia. "io. Xak Hall's Family fill for tlP'.kM ceived iu the mistaken effort. It is not or c't.V ordinances. On the contrary, no the exercise of common or ordinary care'nintter how great the rate of speed may on his part. When alighting from ai1"', 'i''' the law or city ordinances street cur, u person is not bound ns a permit, the operator of an automobile matter of law to look both wavsj but he '' remains bound to anticipate that he must look where he in going, and he I may meet persons on any point iu a must not walk blindly into danger. A I public street, and he must keep a pro driver of an automobile has the right to 1 lMr lookout for them, nnd keep his ma suppose that a person, whether on toot i cliiiio under such control as will enable or in a vehicle, when dulv warned in su-i'tinio to avoid collision, with another fficient season, will not cross his path, ! person using proper cure nud caution, or attempt to do so; but if he does' lt necessary, he must slow up, and even make such attempt, it is the dutv of the, No blowing of horn or of whistle driver to do everything in his power to "or the ringing of a bell, without an avoid an accident. Wheti two niitomo-1 attempt to slow the speed is sufficient biles are issiug, it is the duty of each 1 f the- circumstnaces at a given point de driver to look out for pedestrinns mid-1 md that the speed should be slarken deuly appearing from behind the other J or hc machine be stopped and where automobile. such a course is practicable. The true l'ersons Under Disabilities. At times test is, that the operator must use all greuter degree of care is lieinnude.l of the care and cnutioii which a careful an operator of nn automobile tlinii ntl"d prudent driver would have excreis other times. Thus, if n person under "' nuAvT ,ho 8flmo circumstances. The obvious disability, such us old age, In- W" prevails amoug some motor drivers fancy, lameness, drunkenness or the like I that when once they hnvo sounded the is crossing tho road, the dutv of avoid-1 '''"" ,luy justified in going t any ing him is greater thnn if he were a I rate of speed, and that people are bound person of ordinary capBcitv. Care audi to Ret out ot their way; but the inw cnutioii must be exercised i'u nronortion I will not excuse the owner or driver of to the apparent risk (Hnbbitt's Law Applied to Motor Ve hicles, page 271M Children in the street. The rule of nu automobile for any such reason Evidence of Over-Speeding. In cases whore drivers or owners are beiug pro secuted for over-speeding, the testi- Inw is, that streets and highways are nuuiy of a witness who has hnd experi mude for the use of all travelers, chil-jence in timing or knowing tho speed drou as well as others. But in the vase of motor vehicles is evidence of better quality thun that of cue who has not. If tho speed was timed over a known or mensured distance by a clock or time piece, or by a stop wutch or other me cuauicul device in the possession of a person skilled iu managing it, such evi dence would huve greater weight thun that of a witness who spoke from im pression only. (Continued next Saturday. ) Blissful Depravity. In a border southern town lives an elderly ucgro carpenter, who is locally distinguished for two things the use of large words nnd his abiding fear of his wife, who is big, impressive nnd domineering. In this town a trio of young professional men keep bachelor quarters together. "Boss," inquired the old man, in the midst of his work, "does you white gen 'I 'mens live heali in totul depravity of the feminine sexf" "Wo do," wns the answer. From the bottom of his hen-peckcrl soul the old dnrkey fetched up n long, deep, sincere sigh. "Well, snh," he suid, "ef I wuz or. you is, I should suttinly remain o." Saturday Kvening Post. Portland and Back Every Day of the Week $2 Sat. & Sun. a comfortable ride on all steel cars. a quick ride on well ballasted track. your choice of seven ' trains each way. convenient hour of arrival and departure. Our local agent can explain many other reasons why you should use the SOUTHERN PACIFIC JOHN M. SCOTT. General Passenger Agent First Conference of Catholic Social and Charit able Workers Opens Today New York, Aug. 10. The first con ference of Catholic social and charitable workers ever held, opened here today. Kt. Rev. P. J. Mtildoon, Bishop of Rockford, 111., chairman of the social service commission of the American Federation of Catholic . societies; Rt. Rev. Thomas J. Hliahan, of Washington, prosident of tho Catholic charity confer ence of the United States; Sir Joseph Frey, K. S. G., president o'f tho Ger man Roman Catholic Central verein, nnd John Paul Chow, president of the Cath olic Press association of the United States, called the conference. This conference preceded tho fifteenth annual convention of the American Fed eration of Catholic societies, which starts here tomorrow and continues un til August 2,'i. The week is known ns "Catholic Week in New York." Twenty thousand Catholics were ex pected to attend from all parts of the United States. Fifteen hundred dele gates will attend, representing three million members nud, indirectly, 13 mil lion other Catholics in the United Stntes. The speakers for tomorrow include Cardinal O'Connell, Bishop James A. McFuul, of Trenton; Governor Whit man, of Ner York, and John Whnlen, national president of the organization. The business session of the conventiou will consider divorce, social reform, censorship of moving pictures, the Cath olic theatre movement and other re forms. Rev. rhilip Gordon, of Winnebngo, Neb., one of the two Indian Catholic priests in the United States, will repre sent the Catholic Indian Bureau. Some Odd Things London, Aug. lfl. A noted professor declares the phenomenal position ar tuincd by labor during the war will mean the extinction of the middle clussex. TO BUY A BETTER DRINK THAN Special IT CANT BE DID, SON, IT CANT BE DID T. W. JENKINS & COMPANY, Portland, Oregon, Distributors. Taris, Aug. 10. French red tape reached its highest efficiency when a Portuguese man contributed 5.000 francs to the fund for war munitions received a statement for 2,'i francs re quires on all moneys they receive. St. Faul. Minn., Aug. 19. Minnesota saved 224,Sll by carrying its own in surance on state institutions for three years, according to records compiled by H. D. Works, state insurance commis sioner, today. Charles Toth. of Boston, nnd Henry Sul livan, of Lowell, when they struck out from here on a 40-mile swimming rnce across Massachusetts bay to Provi dence today. This is one of the longest rnces ever staged. Tho shnrk fighters are keeping searchlights constantly playing on the swimmers. . Cincinnati, Ohio, Aug. 10. Herman Lnubis, aged 20, who runs a St. Louis elevator when he's not swimming, and who never has lost a distance race of over five miles in his career, is here today to compote for the silver trophy in the annual Ohio river swim. Lnubis holds the U. S. 10 mile championship, western five mile, and every western A. A. U. titlo from 220 yards to the mile, no has been swimming for four years. Bud Goodwin, Chicago; Tom Hor rocks, Pittsburg, and Halpin Burke, of St. Louis, also will swim. First War Game of the Atlantic Fleet Begins Off Newport Tomorrow Newport, R. I., Aug. 19. Hasty pre parations were being completed by the .Atlantic reserve fleet todny for the de fence of the coast line against an en emy attack tomorrow. Battleships, de stroyers, mine layers, submarines and1 fleet trnins are at their posts and Bet to repel the invasion. At the first poop of Sunday morning's dawn the Atluntic fleet will attack and attempt to effect a landing with its theoretical army of invasion. It will be the first of this year's war games, worked out by the war college. Tho problem is: The reserve fleet, in command of Rear Admiral J. H. Helm, with the destroyer flotilla, will defend the approach to the vital parts of tha coast from an attack by the present At lantic fleet, with the submarines as aux iliaries. Rear Admiral Austin M. Knight will act as umpire on the new super drendnaught Pennsylvania. Particular stress will be laid upon the value of battle cruisers as an attacking force against a slower but heavier armored defending squndron. The radius of ac tion will be about that of last year's. i - V "You say you are a pacifist t" "Yes," replied the indignant per son, "nnd let me tell you sir" "Hold on a minute!" . "Wcllf" "If you are pacifist, don't shake, your fist at ine. " Willie Ma, may I have Tommy Wilson over to our house to play Satur day f 'XrnfliAi Vn rnn mnltA nltnrrethpr too much noise. You'd better go over io nis nouse anu piay. McGregor, Town. Aug. 10. 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