ditorial Page of "The Capita I Journal I'll 1 1 A V KVKNlNli, Aril 7, IDIii. CHARLES H. FI3HEB, Editor and Manager. .V I'UBl.ISUKD EVERY EVENING EXCEl'T SUNDAY, SALEM, OKECiOX, BY Capital Journal Ptg. Co., Inc. L, S. BARNES, President CIIAS. H. FISHER, Vice-President DORA C. ANDKESEX, Bee. u nil Treus. SUBSCRH'TION RATES Daily by carrier, per year $5.0(1 Per month 45c Daily by mail, per year 3.00 Per month, 35c FULL LEASED WIRE TELEGRAPH REPORT While those blue print warriors are drawing plans showing how any old nation can land a half million or more troops on our shores in a couple of weeks, they en tirely ignore the fact that we have a navy about equal to any except England's. They assume that we would be doing nothing all the time and just waiting for the foreigners who ever they were to get through. These same fellows were nearly scared into a duck fit when the old Oregon made the trip around the Horn, lest some Spanish fishing smack should run across her and send her to the bottom. Yet when the test came, the good old ship showed she was able to have whipped the whole Spanish navy as a breakfast job. Preparedness is all right and perfectly proper, but the methods the big army iper to you on time, kiudiy piione tiio eireuiution manager, m tuis is the only., antj bigger navy acivocates are using to scare the public way we can eterinine whether or not me curriers urn luiuming instructions. . , , , . , .- . . . v i-i i i a Phone Main si. into taking their advice is too much like a quack doctor who frightens folks into. taking his nostrums by pictur ing all kinds of suffering and death from a stubbed toe or an ingrowing nail. New York EASTERN R HI'R KSEXTATl VES Ward-Lewis-Willinnis Special Agency Tribune Building The Capital Journal carrier boys are instructed to put the papers on the poreh. If the carrier does not do this, misses you, or neglects getting me OREGON LEADS AS A LOSER Ore eon is eettiner some reputation as a loser. Every one has heard of the "Lost Cabin Mine," which according; There is a fable about king log and king stork that to the most reliable authority was first missing in 1851 or ; applies pretty closely to Wilson and Roosevelt. The fable '52 and has been undiscoverable ever since. Then some j in effect is that the frogs in a certain pond became weary years ago a quartz mill was lost up in the Greenhorn! of their king, a venerable log that reposed quietly in the country, Baker county, and was not found for eleven pond and which proved always a safe place of refuge for months. This, however, seemed to be more a case ot them. 1 ney urea oi its apathy and the progressives strayed, for it was found 70 miles from its accustomed among them concluded to try another king and selected rnncri' the stork for the job. The stork proved a much more Then a whole railroad train was lost up in eastern 1 lively king than the deposed log, but he had an inordinate; Oregon for a week or two. Then a steamboat belonging! appetite for frog, and had also a bad habit of dining on to a Mr. Stevens and run by Captain "Big Bill" Turnbull his subjects. .They had a real live king but it was death of Vancouver, ran away and hid behind Switzler's island to the frog family. opposite Vancouver. On top ot these was a town at one time on the Santiam, that disappeared, and never was heard of again. Coming down to recent days, skipping many political Unless you register as a democrat or republican you cannot vote at the primaries. The law provides that all parties polling less than a certain number of votes shall ISf.ffMWff 'I'l'W I'LL,,,.,,. , ' !, ., !:!!'!!' .''!!! !., .'I !,! '..Ill '!,!,. LI '!rfflW!!,'!,"l"' HI K mmwmmmMmmmm i! I I I ' I I! II f II ! ' I life i II i H 1 CSSKTfc I 1! ifewJi i i Until Cottolene was offered, people thought and rightly that most fried foods were greasy, indigest ible and unhealthful. But Cottolene was quickly found to be a frying aid which actually made foods better tasting and better to eat None of the good flavor of the food is allowed to escape; the cooking process is rightly finished and the digestibility of the food is retained along with tempting taste. It is this natural quality of Cottolene which also makes it so superior for pies, pastry, biscuits, cakes and all shortened foods. Try Cottolene order a small pail from your grocer. -Then arrange with him for a regular supply. Write to our General Offices, Chicago, for a free copy of our real cook book "HOME HELPS." EElZsZFAI r B AN KSSESa iiiiil n piiwwi"wwwwi inwiii !,i mw iiiii ii 1 1 hi it " i mil u i ii nil i minim liiiiiii imuii mmmmmmmm to know how in the Sam Hill, or any other highway ; nominate by convention. So if you are a prohibitionist, that unfortunately for their bearers were not", the state seems to be keeping up its reputation. But a few days ago Portland officials announced tne socialist, progressive, or belong to any other political party you can take part in the convention. If you are a republican or democrat with a liking for prohibition citv had lost 1,000 cords of wood. Now that would make you cannot register as the latter and vote as one of the a woodpile four feet high, the same distance wide and regular party at the primaries. At the general election 8,000 feet, or a little more than a mile and half long. This! no matter how you are registered you can, of course, we submit is "quite a chunk" to lose and would seem to i vote for any person or party you please, be about the limit, but it is far from it. I m It remains for Lincoln county to take the cake, break j a nuge turtle witn many nierogiypnies carved on us the records, and flaunt the pennant as a loser. The report made by the surveyor of Lincoln county to the Secretary of the Interior in 1911, showed the county had :!20 more miles of county road in than in the succeeding year. The secretary of the interior was puzzled. He was not familiar with Oregon's ability as a loser. He wanted reputations that were irretrievably lost, and many more authority, ::20 miles of county road could get lost in one brief year. lie sent out an expert, who experted in vain. All the roads in the county seemed to be in place, and the farmers hadn't missed any. It appeared to fill the description of the poet, once at large on Fifth Plain, north of Vancouver, who wrote those rather bewildering lines: "The seeming of the Thing unknown, To thee unknown today; Now brings it need to fullness grown To wither and decay." Thnt. w.ms what nnnarontlv happened to :V20 miles of ' - i i Lincoln county highway back has arrived in San Francisco from Mexico. An at tempt will be made to decipher and translate the old fel low's private libary. The sailor who discovered it thinks it was an object of worship in old Aztec clays. It may, however prove no more ancient than the skull of Calaveras described by Bret Harte. If it had steps up to its plat form its connection with some of Salem's street cars could easily be traced. The principal occupation of American military officers seems to be publishing stories of America's weakness and pointing out to the world just where her vulnerable spots are, and how an enemy could best take advantage of them. If this is what this country is educating army officers for, the quicker West Point is abolished the better. Colonel Roosevelt earnestly desiring the presidential nomination, baits his hook with the dainty verbal tid bit: "I am not for war." Here is Bryan's chance to pass Teddy However when the head of one; the dove cote, and come out strong for preparedness. It's Big Appropriations j for Coast Defenses' Washington, April Ii. The bijrjjesti appropriation for const defenses anil t'ortif i ntions in American history was; proposed today ill a bill Representative1 Swnyar Sherley, of Louisville, Ken tucky, illtrO'.llleod. j His incisure provides i)i21,fi!i7,i"i.j(i for fortit'i'-ntiotis, submarine mines, field artillery ami ammunition. It also auth oiitizes the expenditure of 1011,000 on niuiiitiuns eontiaets. The houe eoniiuittee on fortifications! today adopted the program of the wurj department board of review, which I just investigated fortil'ieatiou prob-j lems. It i- tils for six Hi inch nuns., two of which will defend New York and! four rape Henry. The mountinii of seven I- inch gwus upon Viarhette ear-' name's with e(uipmeit for hijjli angle fire, giving a range of llO.lliill yards, is recommended lor New York. Ilostun ami either I'nrtlaml or "San r'rnneisen. j Kmphicenieiit of ."it three inch auti- nireril't guns is advised at various for-i tified points. Japs Order Lumber for Telephone Girl Took j Shot at Peeping Tom T.a (Jrande. Ore., April (i One " Vep I i"g Tom" probably is. discouraged with his operations today as a result of an,' experience with a plucky reh-piioii? op-1 erator last night. The ;;iri was ab-i:j at her 'lome when she saw a leering face at the window. Tlo.i.gii f right"aed, i siie inniiiViincd her cumooin. Uoach-i ii g for a telephone ncaii- ' sh" asked i one of her :'i L'-o's at th exchange v. lint ! she should do. ' "Shoot him," advised the girl at the, other end. j The young woman secured a revolver without arousing the suspicions of tliej persistent peeper. 1 She Tired through the window at pointblnnk range. "Peeping Tom" fled. It is not believed, the bullet took effect, but it svrv1, its! purpose. JUMPED TO HIS DEATH Los Angeles, f.'al., April 7. In M fit of epilepsy, Charles J. Marshall, o'l yens old, a wealthy retired man of Mil waukee slashed himself with a pocket knife here and leaped from the sev enth floor of the Clark hotel. The leap resulted in instant death. For a time William McKay, Marshall's chauffeur was held by the police until an investigation of Marshall's death, had been completed. Marshall came here more than a year ago from Milwaukee. It is understood he was the sou of a wealthy banker there. BANDITS MADE GOOD HAUL j Pittsburg, Pa.; April (i. Masked auto bandits entered the First National Bank ()f Houston near here today, held , up the cashier and escaped with , .tlo.lKHl in cash. Posses are on the. I trail. DO YOUR OWN SHOPPING rcier Lumoerior i r d& u Ship Building at Homej UnJx , Hosterj of Uncle Sam's departments wants anything he wants it .a poor politician who can't change his views over night bad and generally gets it that way. This applies to in- it the wind gets in the right direction. . formation as well as other things. The experts found no vacant places where roads had been, but were no longer In selecting county and state officers if the voters will there, and so they gave it up, classing it as one of the un-j choose them for their ability for the place rather than solvable mysteries. " I fr the act that they vote this or that ticket, or their Finally 'a letter' was written by the department to the! fathers did before them, they will get better service and county judge of Lincoln county 'asking him if he knew; be acting in a rational business way too. the whereabouts of .".120 miles of county road, that wasj ; ; . giving the secretary a sample of Villa action. Yes, the i The great American hen when she is onto her job judge knew all about it and consequently there was j can lay a dreadnaught costing $17,000,000 every two nothing mysterious in it. You see, wrote the judge, the! weeks the year round, and not have to do any extra ocean beaches along the western border of the county! cackling over it it either. So far as the cost is concerned are of hard sands, and make the most beautiful roads in it is a trifle to your Uncle Samuel, the world, when thev are not under water. That :E0 miles , i - of highway is of the submarine variety, and is or ,s not uTT AOfeiilw according to the moon. One surveyor measured me roans, ( UgJiJltlHiVllUm when the tide was out, the other when it was in. 1 here, was :'.'20 miles difference. And all this inquiry and mystification was caused by the carelessness of county officials in letting the roads stay out of nights and thus getting moonstruck. General Geothals savs conditions on the canal are San Francisco, April 7. That the lapauese are preparing to make a tre mendous bid for world trade was be lieve, 1 in shipping circles here today when K. iriranitusu and other officials of the Osaka Nhoslien Kaisha line ar rived to purchase lumber for their new fleet of merchant essels. They came to America for hngber, it was stated, because ship building activities in .la, an had made the purchase of ma terials there impossible. It was reported that several of the new O-nkn vessels might be put on the voyage between San Francisco and Japanese ports. Captain .1. Kaiuao. formerly of the liner Panama Maru, on which the Japanese steamer magnates arrived, is already in Seattle negotiat ing for large lumber purchases. Guisseppi Brought Suit To Recover His Grave San Francisco. April 7. fluisseppi ' Farina was plaintiff yesterd.iy in a suit 1 to oust the bodv of ti. Riuueliini 'from ! a grave at San Mateo, so that he might , occupy the tomb himself. He told Judge1 Craham that Ilianehini got into the ! grave under false pretenses, Mrs. Binn-j chini promising to remoe the remains as soon as a permanent resting place j was found. The judge ordered the widow I to exhume her husband's body within) six mouths. Farina has set his heart) Gives the BEST VALUE for Your Money tnrj Kiid frna Cotton to Silk, For Men. Wanes ui Children Any Color and Style From 25c to $5.00 per pair Sold by AU Good Dealen. Look (or the To Jo Mirk ! Wholesale Lord & TayloV NEW YORK tttttTtttt??tl!lxt?fttttttttt-- MILL WOOD For Immediate Delivery 5 Load lots at DOWN GRADE The road down hill is easy, your eait is brisk and ' " ' .... hreezy. conuianionshin is eay: and as von trot alone- it. k HI CAR nflMPl (Xlilfi - J - 7 Ba I mm llllllll L III a I on being buried in the disputed grave. o Order Now P'HJMmwTiu ,nf Utinmtlt J I M belter than he anticipated antl that it will be again opened, the dead game sports who throng it will cheer you on for the passage of vessels April 15, or one week from, your way you piy the bmv. and flagori) Saturday, and that in his opinion the canal will not again j am jcer the water wagon tne hydrant and be closed by slides in the Cuelebra cut. This is good news for the coast as it will have a tendency to relieve the present freight congestion. Now if Portland and Sound ship yards will just hurry up those wooden ships it will be appreciated. LADD & BUSH, Bankers Established 18GS CAPITAL $300,000.00 Transact a General Banking Business Safety Deposit Boxes SAVINGS DEPARTMENT ii. i i i . me pumn, anu, laugnine at the sorrow which will arrive tomorrow, you hasten to. tne dump, l our gait grows ever swifter, with willie-waught and snifter, four fingers at a throw: with decency you cmarrel. and sneer at all things moral, and to the dump, you go. Oh, faster yet and faster, youj speed on to disaster, and steeper is the! slope; friend, stop and look and listen, I while yet in sight there glisten the snowy I robes of hope! Some turn around and scramble backi through the rock and bramble, a weary, racking climb; but there are hands to aid them, and, though sore feet delayed them, they reach the top in time. But most of j those who amble down hill don't try to scramble back to the healthtul pump, back to the sane existence they re 1 leaving in the distance, but keep on to the dump. 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