vrv '.ipu paptwat, .rrwrRUT, at,T!m nwmov WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1914 Editorial Page of The Daily Capital Journal WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 25, 1914 TilE DAHY .jtmL JOURNAL PUBLISHED BY CAPITAL. JOURNAL PRINTING CO., Inc. 2ARLE8 H. H3HER EDITOB AND MANAGER Daily, by Carrier;, pet ysar Drily, by Wail, per yai . , Wsekly, oy Mail,, par ysar ..t.ao ... 3.00 ... 1.00 Per month...... Fur month...... Bis mouths-,..., ,.45c ..35c ,.S0c CBLISHED ETBBT EVENING EXCEBT BOTTDAT,. BALEM, OSEOON BUBSCEIPTlOJt BATES: FCLt LEASED WIBE TELEQSAPH. EEPOET TSe Capital Journal earrlor hoys are Instructed to put the papers on the torch. If the carrier does not do this, misses yon, or neglects getting the Cr to you, on time, kindly phone the circulation manager, as this Is tht only way we em determine whether or not the carriers are following Instructions. Phone Main 82. LESSON OF BOB BURDETTE'S LIFE. It is a pathetic and suggestive story that comes from. rasauena to the etiect that the once popular humorist, who has just died, became a professional funny man through thinking up cheering stories to tell to his inva lid wife. A peculiar source of humor, it seems at first thought. But so was Lincoln s early opportunities a peculiar source of his masterful intellect; so was Poe's narrow and unhappy life a peculiar source of his beautiful thoughts and his far-roaming imaginings: so was- Darwin's nhvsi cal deficiency a peculiar source of his marvelous scientific achievement. It is said by many philosophers that men develope ac cording to the obstacles they- have to encounter-r-over come. This is not unqualifiedly true, else the Esquimo would be the super-man. But so tar as mental and moral qualities are concerned, there is much truth in it. Bob Burdette had ceased to be famous long before he died, but middle-aged people and older ones remember him well as, lor years, one of the country's greatest humorists. He has added nothing to the world's store of science, of the classics, or the high arts. But he generously scatter ed bright smiles and lightened with laughter the hearts of millions. . Ohio has a Law on its statute books that is making the ROMANCE TO THEM ' newspaper men smile. Someone who had it in for "the. irnr DEf TTIINr HFRF Ivino- newspapers" had a bill introduced in the legislature' " inL IVLAI' inimj nl& providing for the punishment of newspapers publishing: false statements. Before the bill became a law the news-!B JKydo"dJ;eXw.i lanor men suep'ested a change or addition, which was ac- the work thut is involved in the cepted, and the law went into effect providing for the JrXCK punishment of ''any newspaper or any person" from ad- constitution, but with us it is tin- roai vertiser to campaign manager who prevaricates in print; fX'a LCno. The first person to be punished under the law was a male foort e. o. r-erry, of the Department ffopsro who had told a talse story to a newspaper reporter. h. ;,, ;h' Y , Uv As most of the mis'-statements made in newspapers are to 8ecroa.-y of state oicott, in wit. he to false or misleading information., .the newspaper ZiX'TZ ZtSC ZZ fraternity' are enjoying the law that was initiated for the puiHo schools of the nution's mo their punishment. ; "'It"',,,,, in tw m, whore the i-niti- utive and referendum are practically- One class of imports has been seriously affected by the CT'VVZ war. At Ellis Island, New York,, which has a capacity for wonderful that the people t orouon handling 5,000 immigrants a day, the arrivals are only ZZXr0 nbont 150, and these are not from the warring eountnes, intently interesting and win i either. It is harder for a citizen of one of those countries . KS to get out oi his own country than it is to get into someimark is taken for or ted timt t-rt other. They are needed at home to stop bullets, fill the trenches and keep the incinerators working full time. Great Britain announces thirty-six censors have beer fired. This may be truer but it is evident she still has a t'ull crew on the job or someone is working double shifts. Nothing gets by the gang unless it is favorable to the al lies. In justice it should be added, however, that the Rus sian and German and all the other censor do their w-.H. in the same way and each reports a victory for his side.4 no matter who wins. Carranza following. in the footsteps of so many of hi predecessors in Mexico,, has taken the first step toward his lourney to Spain. It shows wisdom on his part to es tablish his capital at a seaport, where the getting away is good and can be done quickly on short noticeor none. 0 Just one- month until Christmas, and just time enough, to get your generous donation to the Belgian war victims bv that time. Surely no better gift can be made at the I coming Christmas than that which relieves the misery of Perry does not look forward to the adoption of equul Huffr-.iiro in the stiifr of New York, nt leant for some time to come. FAST SERVICE, FREQUENT AND CONVENIENT TRAIN SERVICE FOR THANKSGIVING VISITS. Round Trip Fares Between Valley Points Good Going Wednesday or Thursday Return Any Time Until Monday, November 30th QUIT MEAT IF YOUR KIDNEYS ACT BADLY Take a tablespoonful of Salts if Back hurts or Bladder bothers Meat forms uric acid. Yesterday it was snowing in Berlin with the thermom- A hearty,, wholesome laugh, like the ripple started by both old and young in the devastated war zone of Europe. the dropping ot a pebble m a pool, ever spreads in a wider, wider circle. Like the particle of leaven, it lightens the whole loaf. Like the sunbeam,, it casts a glow of warmth and light that never goes out of the world. The sunbeam, may bury itself away in the- tough fiber of the oak, but it dances forth again in the glow and heat of the genial fire. It hides itself in the heart of the grape, hut it laughs again upon us in the sparkle of the wine. It falls on desert sands and seems to die there; but not so; its warmth is wafted by the winds to far-off fertile lands and shields them from lhe frosts of night. Jirst so, the hearty,, wholesome laugh, born of a genial soul, ripples, leavens, sparkles on through the world as a gladness forever. It is said there is not such thing as a new joke. Well, there are no dead ones, either. Maybe there are no new laughs, but only echoes of the music of Eden. We are- a nation of meat enters and our blood is filled with uric acid, says a well known authority, who warns us to be constantly oo guard against Kid ney trouble. The kidneys do beir utmost to free the blood of this irritating neid, but become weak from the overwork; fid get sluggish; the uliminutivc tissues clog and thus tho asto is retained in the blood to poison the entire system. When your kidneys ache and feel liko lumps of lead, and you have stinging pains in the back or the urine j is cloudy, run or sediment, or tne bladder is irritable, obliging you to seek relief durinir the niirht: when ' vou have severe headaches, acid stom ach or rheumatism in bad weather, get from your pharmacist about four onuses of Jnd Snlts; take a tablespoon ful tn a glass of water before break fast eneh morning and in n few days your kidneys will net fine. This fa mous salts is made trom too ncia or grapes and lemon juice, combined with Between Salem and Portland. $2.00 Salem and Junction - City $2.H0 Salem and Eugene. .$2.80 Salem and Tulsa $1.80 Salem and Wilson- ville $1.20 Salem and Beaver ton $1.90 Between Salem and Harris burg $2.l Salem and' Hillsbovo $2U)Q Salem and Orenco. . . $2.15 Salem and Tigard. . .$1.60 Salem and CorvaUisv$1.55 Salem and Albany.. 1.10 Salem and Tualatin. $150 To other points in proportion. Through tickets sold East and North. Evening Express, leaving Portland 6::)0 p. m.r S. P. & S., runs through to CLATSOP BEACH POINTS Wednesday, Nov. 25, for Thanksgiving vis itors. Gearhard and Seaside1 Hotels will entertain. Delightful weather at the ocean. J. W. Ritchie, Agent, Salem, Oregon. Gary, Indiana, has just issued a statement about im proved conditions that is unanswerable. It opened its mill lnat vtraaXr orvrl nnr mnrp than R 000 mpri at wnvW Tht , . i ci i.v i. l j n n . .llithia, and has been used for genera- veriest pessimist ean pick no flaw in that kind of editorial tions to flush and stimulate clogged 'tuff kidneys, to neutralize tho acids in urine u It in nu witm-r mum u "i 11111,1111,11, thus ending urinary and bladder disor ders? T...1 O..I.- !.. ! ....!. .a ...... eter below zeroi What it is at the front does not matter iniure; makes a delightful' effervescent munh ou n faitr Wiirri'ona Ho nnr nminr when nna la -fi'noi-i lithitt-water drink, and nobody cua '"""'i "J " 5 make a mistake by tnki Capital Monumental Works I We manufacture mon uments from American and foreign granites.. We have installed a complete monument manufacturing plant and make everything in our line right here in Salem. You are invit ed to eall and inspect our stock and plant. Office and Factory , 2210 South Commercial Phone 689 1 -.'-J"tJ)'u.,?J anyway. WANTED SOMEONE TO LEAD-. THE ROUND-UP Thanksgiving t r... i:..:..,. :.. ..!.... 1 i r e.enueth oung, young ,n vehng ; I ' M'le,,,-.,.,, was un-ested at linker t . , fc , M,e bank; I've coal in the Nion.lay .m statu.ory charge le , .1 'Infers heaped there; my :ieened bv the woman s husbuml or ... ', . ' ' ' taking Mis. Hiiro, from Jltahu . KbM, wto, Isabellar, haMy to wear. N: due huinlied ami fifty teachers of Shermnn anil Wasco eonnlies began a three days' joint institute at The Dulles Monday.' .state (Superintendent Church ill made the principal' address. Does Salem intend' to turn deaf ears to the appeal of the war victims for aid? It would seem so front the. apa thy so far shown.. We do not believe Salem people are less kind hearted or charitable than other people, indeed they have proven their big-heartedness on many occasions, and the apparent neglect to aid the famine-stricken of Bel gium and other countries ia not due to lack of sympathy or niggardliness, but to the fact that no one has taken the lead in the matter ami made it convenient to give. The churches, Commercial club or some other organization should take hold of the matter and establish a depot whore donations of food, money or clothing could be re ceived. There will be no lack of givers when once this is done. Who will assume the responsibility and provide the means through which Salem can contribute her quota ct the suffering, homeless and hopeless victims of red Imnded war. It should bo remembered that "he who gives miickly gives twice." Women and children, the old and the young, millions of them, have notliing between them and death but tho charity and goodness of their fellow men. Hundreds here in Salem are anxious- to do some thing to bettor the condition of these wretched nennlp jmd there will be a prompt and generous response once n ; ELEVATOR VICTIMS r'T'w - 4 i V j , ) - i lire bothering me, and so I am grate ful ns mortal ean be. But every such blessing is comruoii, though Kin ml; it ' little distressing wo know in this In mi: the kind angels guard us and see wo huve food, and soothe and reward us with nil thuf is g od. With calm iiess stupendous and nerve riiute r, few, we take what they scad us, a wiiiuhu u were due. Our roubles are lunking we've lots ef them near; A suit hau been begun at Astoria to' enjoin the city from enforcing uu or-; iliiuinre requiring all stdies to remnin cloned lifter U o'clock at night und on iSuuilavs, (ieoigo H. 1,'lurk, old time stage driv er, laro Healer, ami nii iouiid spun, u piiinecr of linker county and (id years old,' was hiinie.l In death ill iiis cabin in llalfer City Monday morning. He l,,i. I ,i Imliif itf tmiUiiiur (.iiriirfirtiiH in bed. mid it is thought the blaze llml:"'''" ,1" H r thanking one day cost iiim his life was started h-mii fire ,h" y'"r. Ot grub we ve n eratcfiil. from these. Istored salely away; we'll show we are grateful on Thanksgiving Dav. Oui II scorns unite certain a recount will mcmlow laid raises n liarest suldi.no; be lnn.l m' the voles cast for sheriff ill;"1' 11 I'"' ."I1 ur praises seine da: Mallaouuil untv in the recent elec-iwll,, "' 'e time. We folks who nie lion, the vote showing lluilbiii-t hu.l 1,v,I".r 1,1 fatness and ease should spend beaten Word by 171. I""1' Tlienlisgiving this veer on nnr ' knees; whole nations are starving ('. ('. Chnpninn estimates tiie visitors1 "'hero wnr dugs are loose, while we are from the enst tu the I'nnainn expusi-: a-eurving the turkey or goose. The pa tiou next venr at l.HOO.Olltl, mid that;!"'r .i'"1' "l'm if for news of the fr.iy: fiom l."i to' SO mir cent will coruo via if gn tefol, why limit oor thanks to I'oi'llniid. by taking a little oc casionally to keep the kidneys olenn and active; one dav ,' lir.rr'i'M, 111 l, il,in ,,...n.r s.rn WILL ALL RECOVER place is provided where their contributions will be re ceived. "He that giveth to the poor lendeth unto the Lord." These victims of war are in the direst poverty, and it is up ' ,t"!ion'i to us to say whether we are willimr to make a loan as 1,1 Miwience iu tim preparaiiou of r.biive suggested, and to the one there named. Help! Do you need it? i.o Angci ui., Nov. in. xineteen1 Then advertise for it in the 1'nivei-sitv of Koiilhern California law'y , .,r , . . s may have their first practical JUUIflUl want, iUlS. Judge Gnmt B. Dimick running for mayor of Ore iron City. As a candidate for office, Dimick just runs rnd runs andruns. LADD & BUSH, Bankers Eiifablishrd 1SG8 Capital $:oo,ooo.oo Transact a general banking business Safety Deposit Boxes SAVINGS DEPAimiEXT their own damages suits against the owners of the Ta.io building, where they were Injured yesterday in an ele vator accident, provided they decide to take such action. j Alleged overloading of the elevator into which the III stii.lents Instructor Kemper Campbell and levator Oper ator Honrge I'lnnk were crowded, was believed today to be responsible for the accident. An elevating cable snapped mid the cage dropped do feet Into the basement, At various hospitals it was said that nil tint Injured will recover, though two were pi enounced yesterday to be fatal ly hurt. l-ory occupant of the elevator was Injaieil. i DIED FROM WOUND. ! Portland. Ore., Nov. 2.". After Mag erlng for 21 hours with a bullet fnev it 22 cnliore revolver embedded In hi brnln, Arthur Hart, aged U, died vest erday nfternooit. lie was shot while he nnd Iail Kaac. a playmate, v.erc examining the revolver. Ml KEEP YOUR ! CHILDREN STRONG Some clildrf n catch one ailment her another, hive ol Ji after colds, while ether chilJreo are lolJom tick If your children are pale or frnllr If thejr catfh colde easily, lack am. billon or are backward in school, their nerd SCOTT'S EMULSION which is rich In the food elemmti to create food blood to strertirthcrt their bodies and bralns-SCOH'S FMULSION i fr from al- .,hnl nw kflltil furniina-ilrliura. CHILDREN RELISH IT. BRUSH COLLEGE NOTES (C'upltnl Journal Hpecinl Service.) Among, those from Brush Collcy who attended the 1'. of O.-O. A. I football game Saturday were Sir. ami Mrs. Fred Kwing, Archie Kwing, Wikje wartz, Frank Wiuslow. Asa Hniith and Carl Beckett. While in C'orvnllis tin; were the guests of Mr. and .Mrs. N. i Ruber of that city. Miss .Margaret (larrison" and Miss Al moin J. Fuller attended the Polk coun ty teachers' institute at Dallus laet week. The Hrush College Helpers had their regular meeting nt the homo of Mrs. C. A. Park last week. After a slioit time spent in study, light refreshments were served. It was decided that tlu club buy new curtains for tho schoo1 house. Sir. C W. Beckett made u business visit to Dallas Thursday. Sirs. CV W. Beckett entertained the members of the Sweet Prior club tit her lioni.i Wednesday, November IS. Mrs. Beckett's mother,. Mrs. I). O dams, was a guest of the club and was elected to become u member. ' After a delightful time siicnt in dif ferent kinds of needlework, light re freshments were served by the hostess 'ussisted by SI in. D. O. Palmer, of Sa lem. All the members were presen:, and everyone reported u splendid time tin Friday evening, November 2u Mrs. C. A. Park gave a shower for .Miss Katie Kroa. whose engagement to All Frank Schniirpier, of .Tunis, Oregon, hau just been announced. It came ns n de lightful surprise to the Itiide-eleet, who received many pretty and useful gilts About fifty guests were present, and a very enjoyable lime was had. VICTOR POINT LOCALS d. Dnrby and family visited nt K. Ming's Him, lav. This- district will hold a rond meet ing at. Victor Point Saturday, Novem ber 211, for the purpose of voting on another special tux. The shooting mutch given by b. Kren Satunliiy, November 21, was 0 great, success, The new rond running past Jacob Poerflor's place wim opened last week. The mail carrier travels some now. F. Ooerfler sold a- grade Jersey con fer l'd. Only One "BEOMO QUIMINE" Whenever vou feel n cold coming on, think of the full name, T.A.KATI VK BliilMO Qri.N'l.VK. Unit for signature of 15. W. Urove on box. 2.Tc. BUENA VISTA HAS BA1TD. Th young people of llueun Vista have organized a liaiul and mo pine-tii-iug regularly. Mirt of the mem bers lire sluilentji of the Poena Vists high school. The director of tan bands nt Independence and. Monmouth has been nisting In the work. It is expected that 'with n few weeks of pin'tice the company will appear In a concert before the people of that section of Pelk county. Canada is CallingV&u her ffidiWheat Lands She extends to Americans a henrty invitation to etrir on her FREE Homwrtead lundiof lBOacri each or tecum aome of th low priced lands ifl Manitoba SualuUthewaa ndAltmta. Thlt- year wheat la biflhar but Canadtae, land juat m cheap, aothe opportunity it more attractive thnn ever. Canada' wants you to help to lead the world byttlllng aarroof Her aoil land aimilar to that which durinff manr yam Bmat w averaRca iu w id uuiacn ui wncm to inc alio. miw 'y what yon can maka with wheat aroond' $1 buahali CTa. mwA aA stiau o at Wnnrlorful VtrliU alftA nt Ontfl. Barley and Flax. Mixed fnrtnintf it fully as profltable (O- aua unnwur aw"e k rn CArrrrrinr- ttili-vnr arnrina nrmmrto mt mertmmpa nrrtma kito BTalrti Military attvlo.introinpi.ilunr rnCaiuadabatttMrMii gltit ipmml ft- f rm lutvor to rplawe th inany touhb nx n who hitri flumrixl for wrttto. rtimnt ll bilthfl aiTtit- awrwa-W; . full amy farilltioR axnslannt, kooU rhnotn nrl chHTf4ti fowiiv l . Wnr. Writi! fur litrrutiirr mnA (inartimilani u to nMiuopd railwuf PzW) MU U UutwrlaUimlvoC lwtBSHttoBt OtUw CiuMdH as t 5 t If n.fHUA fMM l.f m.A BAI 3fl s,rMts' .Botane Wash" 1S a1 . 1i.S.tWfL!"WJ j s , rjr s 1 m m iv. r . im ... ... mm GOOD FOR 25 VOTES For Address This coupon may be exchanged for votes in the con test for a trip to San Francisco in 1915, at the Capital Journal office. Not good after November 28, 1914. House of Half a Million Bargains We carry the largest stock of Sacks and Fruit Jars. H. Steinbock Junk Co. 838 Stat Street, Salem, Oregon, l'hons Uaia lit A COSTLY PRODUCTION Mora Than SUi.OOO Expanded 111 Pro ducing Big Film Feature; ami hiuiily eilucatioiinl. Thorn is no tiiiiiioloiiy: wily vivitl action, lifo, spar kle, nniumtiou, heart luteresti. Amon(( other tiling tile piitiire fascinatiiiKly islioiv how the famous -Maxwell "M" auto noliile in irn.le. Tho ouormons pnpnlaritv of this rill- ionium this iihuna of the enterrtiintncat particularly inter- fsilll)!. Sensation pucccciTh seiisnlloii in 'rroiu .Molten Steel to Autumoliile, " the woiiilermi film fenture cxlnliitioa proiluceil hy the Maxwell Motor com- pnny, Inc., irf Detroit, Mich, nml to lie1 een here at the (iinml tlienlcr Itv pc i'inl arrnuuement. Free tickets mnv lie' i elilniiicl by applying to Itees 4 Kluin, rlu local Maxwell ilealcr. Do not fail to .virnoss this uniipie exhibition of ainiiziiiK motion pictures. Yon will tiiel the oi'iiuioii to lie thrilling, interi-.iitijt it ft Avoid the proili)jnlitt 0 Mle- ncss by, msklug tho" Journal Want Ails keep you employed every minute of the limit.