i ' 1 TUB Editorial Page of The Daily Capital Journal TUESDAY JULY 28, 1914 ;i i J I f I; THE DAILY (.jfjL JOURNAL ' . rUBMSHED Bt ' CAPITAL JOURNAL PRINTING CO., Inc. CHARLES H. FI3IIER EDITOR AND MANAGES PUBLISHED EVERY EVENING EXCEPT SUNDAY, SALEM, OREOON Hl'U.sC'Ml'TION HAT Kb: Puily, by Carrier, por year. .. $5.1'0 Per month.. Daily, by Mail, per yenr 4.00 I'er month. . Weekly, by Mail, per year 1.00 Six months. .4.1c 35c .50c 1TI.L I.KAPKD .WIRK TKl.KUKAl'H KKl'OHT The Capital Journal carrier boys are Instructed to put the papers on the -..I'M. T f ll " "l .-t-1 - ilnn. ma ... 1, 1 ,. -..-,,-,.. .. .-., . . . ' V.....U. uvea uui uw IUI9, UUWB ;uu, wt UGglOCiS galling lUfl paper to you on timo, kindly phone the circulation manager, as this is the only W " " ltuu.uui V IWI IUU WHIIIOIS HID lUUUWIUg msimciiuns PhnnA Main SI MONEY AND HAPPINESS. IFE reauires an art. and some nponlp snv trinf Imn 1 "7 I I' pinuss is uie wnoie 01 11. mil n nappiness is an art, n is in many ways an illicit one. ri . 1 1,. . studiously to try to be nappy is to assume that one uo iu nap.) , aim una JB IU UlSI t'gUI U II1C Warn inirs of numerous srpps. But even if it were not impiety to claim happiness it would still be a futility. Happiness is a matter of temper- uiueiit. iiiuusanus 01 people vvno nave every reason to be happy (as we vainly judge) are unhappy: and thou sands who ought by all the rules to be miserable float buoyantly and jauntily on the troubled ocean of their af fairs. One can waste a lot of pity on men who do not require it. One case in mind. A man's business failed and for all his efforts he could not get hold again. .The ill-luck that pursued him was persistent, inexorable. His wife, who had graced his prosperity, was quite unable to redeem his distress; she saddled him with the blame and became a . further disheartening hindrance. His daughters made undesirable marriages, and his sons, instead of being a help to him, ungratefully relieved his pockets of what lit tle remained in them. Friends who met this man on the streets experienced that kind of emharassmpnt. whip, nno hno in cnanlri'mv 4-s I a person about a heavy bereavement. But embarassment wcio um.uxcssary aim uncalled ior. ine man s laugh was as light, his face was as free from lines and his step as oyyugy tmu eager us in me uays oi nis palmy prosperity. "I've erot half a dollar in mv nnckpf " ho eoid t o f .ua , with a slap on his thigh, "and I'm off to see the vaude- . vine. And off he went like a boy. : ; . ' ; Congressman Hawley's secretary tells just how the country should be governed, in an interview in the morn ing paper today. Of course Wilson is making an awful mess, of it,. and the people are just beginning to wake up tu me xuki mat tney snouia nave eiectea wawley or Glo ver to the presidency instead, as near as we can gather from the tenor of the young man's remarks. A St. Louis man is sore both at the newspapers and the prosecuting attorney of that city. The newspapers stated and the attornev charirp.l that thp p.tiVon ito4 cmra- i....r. and when the case was tried it was proved that he onlv uau nvc. inuw ne scorniuny asserts the newspaper lied about him. The Crooks New Haven cannot heln it Hint . r vuu n o iiCllliU alter it, nor is it responsible for the fact that Morgan Rockefeller and that o y o vu ikj iiaiiiEoanc iui cAuiuiuiitr. iew inaven is ma v a n a hh-Iq ni, ,.,;4-v. - " - M ..,vv ixvvib V-ltJ ttl.il lll ttuunuaiite vi cuuege proiessors and real good people. Philanthropist Cai TIP-TIP Sbnilld Cnrrnwfllllir nnnr m.-.v-.- r fVi 1 . I. . i. il t - r . . . 1 u.i iuc uuui wiuus vi me paiace oi peace and turn his at tention to hitrher education with h?a n place on the building. It is vacation time for the "Dove of ami woi-K at ine nague is suspended. The good roads advocates in mnvpntinn oi- Mnrifv. -w-. , w-.vV4 . CV .U. -1J. Ul U are in a row already, and Sam Hill is Kvonrio n ' iuuuv,u cio a uit.a- -ui me nuena oi ine good roads organization. As a matter of fact, about all the experts know about makine iuaus is mat a uona issue is tne iiret step. From the present outlook i n Fnrr.no onrl tinfVi o-u rev-olution imminent in China and still another possible hi inuia, it luuiss as tnougn iviars had served the Dove of eaw m a pot-pie, or at least iiavored the soup with it. A trust alwavs has a reason for jirlv!inmn(.itmv j ... " .-...vnig (.in-co. tmu t satisfactory reason, too, to it. The answer, first guess i it wants uie inuiiey. ' 1 Tha people who beat you, hornavrog (fie and cheat you, don't profit for long from the kale; for folka who are tricky find Kemesia sticky it never abandons their trail. I've often been cheated; the trick's been re peated so often I cannot keep tab; vbut ne'er has the duffer who thus made me '' suffer been much better off for his grab. It pays not to swin dle; dishonest rolls dwindle like snow IV l il II Ik V 1 ...... .1 4,. rI yy fie sun; like foa H A ' f thers in Tophet is I V-li .3 burned up the nro- """ " -M fit nf P),;.in '.i,- crooked man's mon. The nnnnlo who sting me unknowingly bring me philo- sui'iiy iresn, oy the crnte; I don't get excited my wrongs will be righted, by Nemesis; Fortune or Fnte. T lr the stingers they think they nre dingers, nnd gloat o'er the coin they don't enrn I know they'll l. and sick and disgusted, while I slill nave roubles to burn. I'd rather be hollow with huneer thnn fnllmv tl.r. course that the trickster n.,r,,. i '. rather be "ensy " than do as the breezy and conscienceless gentlemen do. Fm oener tne slul inir vnn 'v ournn.1 1,. the tilling of soil that is harder than bricks, than any old dollar you mnnuge to collnr by crooked nnd devious tricks. AnfivHh- tan Adams Ne,pip.r g,m-, MAT HELP YOU IF LUNGS ARE AFTECTED uy. ; It seems there are many imports from England and v-tut! pjaucs mat are not nemg imported. Kecently there . was a series of dispatches sent broadcast through the country to the effect that 5,000,000 bushels of corn was on the way from Argentine. Later it developed that this was a story sent out to weaken the market in the interest u . Bun.wawia, aim mere was no corn at all on the way. iber and Fabric," a trade journal of the clothing in dustry, has exposed the way American patrons of certain high-priced custom tailors are being jobbed. Suits made of imported cloth and priced to the customer at $5 to $6 a yard are made of American manufactured cloth sold the jobber at $1 the yard. Between the jobber and the tailor the customer is robbed of from $:5 to $5 a yard and the report is vigorously circulated that the country is being flooded with foreign goods. This would be a favorable time for Japan to take up the ",r 7 c... . ul"B ienit017 oy helping herself to a slice of Siberia and the other half of Saghalien island, lhe Kussian province of Amur would prove right handv for her, and it would not be surprising if, when Russf gets busy with Germany, that Japan benevolently assimi lated about as much Russian territory as she can digest at one time. This would give her a foothold on the conti nent and be a dangerous thorn in the Russian anatomy. The hardest blow struck in the Mexican troubles hit i!oLa "XL the urren,de"rf camp near the line and jfiome oOOO in number, whose members have been fed and guarded by the United States for some months without it costing them a cpnt- Thv ;n i.,... i at east go back to Mexico and start another revolution ui "ic" or start something. England is doing all things possible to stop the war in Europe and is wise in doing so. With an incipient war on her hands in Ireland, trouble likely to follow the British Columbia exportation of Hindus in India, and Mrs. Pank hurat actively militant, she has enough to keep her busy without getting mixed up with the powers of Europe . THE ROUND-UP ft Two hold ups, two nutos stolen, a girl helil tip within n block of home, and a burglary, were among the crimes reported in I'ortlaml Friday night. L. ('. Hubbard, a liveryman, and also city marshal of Molalla, hired a saddle horse to a. stranirer. who rode nwiiv ostensiblv to look for a t'nrm. He evi- ileutlv did not find a farm to suit him as he is still going, and goiug on horsc-bnck. . The water in the Columbia, which has been verv imiiltlv for some ilnv. In clearing and the salmon fishing getting better iu consequence. The season ends at midnight August Cecil Kellv. the 14-venr-nld lmv wlin walked off the roof of a buililiug in I'ortliind while flying a kite, Wednes day, nnd tell four stories, is reported by lr. 1'nuton ns not being seriously hurt. Astoria was visited In- n liirli t- rnln Saturday morning which helped the pas tures and lessened the danger ot foresrl i ires. , '' J. J. Turner, of Meilienl Snrinirsi Rn ker countv. a nioneer nf 1Sfi5 n.l 1 years obi, died at his home Friday night. Ha was a prominent cattleman, anu leaves oesuies his widow, nine chil dren, three daughters and six sons. Mrs. Emma Luntnf Afonrrut .. aui 01 six soini snver teaspoons that are uicasi jzo years oju. incy were made in Scotland and .given Mrs. Lunt's grandmother as a woddinir n resent in 17S9. They were, upon the death of jne eraniimotner. mven to Aim l.nnt'q mother, and to Mrsj Liint when her motfter died. . The cornerstone of Alhnnv's now ft.l. eral building was laid by the Mnsouic urami loiigs or Dregon Saturday after- IIOUU. . ft- ft Four loan concerns, were raided in I'ortland Saturday, afternoon, and six persons arrested on charges of receiv ing illeaal interest. The nennltv fivp.l by law for this offense is a fine of $o00 ana one year s imprisonment. There may be worse things thau being a cigarette fiend but they are prob- 01;.- punisnaoie by lite iinprisonmeiit. Proper diet, fresh nir and torn nnrntA habits nre beneficial to tiersnnn nff.r. ing from I.ung Trouble; but in u great many instances reports show that tin addition of a medicine for th tioti has materiuHv h.'lin-d i n hrilicrino about .recovery. For more thnn fifteen years Fckmnn's Alterative, a medicine lor in rout and I.unst Troubles, hna nn. complished cood results. Rend wlint it did in this case: Mndisnn T.aIcp ?ifinn "Gentlemen: In December, lilfid March. lBOtl. and 8ettemhir mnn l was taken with hemorrhnirea nf tlm lungs wnicn confined me several weeks, eacn time to mv bed. Mv d etor ad- vised me to go west. In November I started for Denver. Col. After mv ir rival I met Michael Brody, who, upon learnins of mv condition. Advisor. m to-take Kckmau's Alterative. I kept on raxing tne medicine and improved iaBr. in .Mnrcii, iwio, l returned home I am entirely well, hnve a irnnd nnnn. me ana sleep well. When I left Den ver my weignt was 1M pounds. I now weigh 105, my normal weight. I thank uou ana your Alterative for mv uenirn. (Affidavit) PAUL L. FASNACHT. (Above abbreviated: more on re quest.) -ccKman s Alterative has been nrnv- on by mnnv venrs ' test to ho most ..f f i cacious for severe Throat and Lung Af fections. Bronchitis. Bronc.ii.il Asth ma, stubborn Colds nnd in unhuildincr . . i e. tne system. Uontnins no narcotics poisons or habit-forming; drugs. Ask for booklet telling of recoveries, nnd write to t-enmnn Laboratory, rhiladel phia, Pa., for evidence. For snln l.v all leading druggists. COLORADO GOVERNOR WRITES POEM FOR COL. ROOSEVELT Ths Boy'a First Thought. Lapps BiiSH, Bankers Transact a General Banking Business Safety Deposit Boxes Traveler's Checks fp .Mi ia.,''......v At, vj.. - c - -v .' "Yes, n "I wish the knot ho Ess) Take six them as to out crossing Iiy thre. (be form of erect nt ea together at pyramid ' are trtnn;le ' Ab The eyeb mental to there for ti If there nt would run Us have eyes. They are right at the ends of their horns." .my eyes were axed that way. Then I could stick them through s In the fence and see all the bull games fur nuthln,.,, Whan You Know. toothpicks and so plnce uiike four triangles with, the sticks. f them on the table In triangle; then place one 1 comer and bring them he top nnd you will hnve base and three sides -it th Eyabrows. ins. which ore so orna ie nice, are really placed "ery pnotlcnl inirpune- for no eyebrows the swe.it -lit down Into one's eyes. Lucy's Treubl. "I wish my doll didu't have such red cheeks," said Lucy. "Tluit makes her look bealthy," an swercd her mother. That's the trouble. When I plat that she Is very sick she looks so fa: and rosy that I can't feel one bit sorr forber. Riddtt and Answsf. t stow In gardens prim, and thr I al- wsj-s iay. And VH fm carrlad about by thousand. v-y day. Flllett with sweetmeats good t iv all children Joy. And rat I'm oftan glvan to a naught girt or boy. Anawtr.-Box. Denver. Colo.. Julv 2n. f! ovprnnr Liias il. Ammons has written the fol lowing poem ns his contribution to the literature on Koosevelt: Teddy's River of Doubt. He scoffs at the colleire nrofessor? declares tbat his strength's on the wane: Denounces the grape juice of Bryan Insists that it's not even ssne- He dreams all his friends back in of fice, And all of his enemies out. As he dines on a morsel of monkey, Ana sans up tne Kiver of Doubt. He revises the Ten Commandments. And brings them all quite up to aate: Bewails the mistakes of Old Mosps And sighs at poor Lincoln's slow gait: While Washington's blundering tac tics Produce a most terrific nont. As he swallows a wee bit of monkey Ana sans up the Kiver of Doubt. In dreams he's enraptured the people. And all of creation subdued; To the furthermost side of the planet There's against him not even a feud; While the world's population will honor, And angels will bow Tound about, As he dines on a bit of monkey And sails up the River of Doubt. If ever the colonel awakens From delight of his beautiful dream; If ever in streuuous fashion His pledges he tries to redeem, Perhaps hell discover his error; And, surely, he'll not take the gout, tf he sticks to a diet of monkey And sails up the River of Doubt. HOLLISTEB INDORSED. (Independence Monitor.) Progressives of Pulfc countv aiv to le congratulated for endorsing Fred Hollister for conuress. which in, li, . that there is something in a name after all. Xo genuine progreesive, whether a member of the organization of the same name or "whether a democrat nr nnnl. lican, can vote for W. C. Hawley, stand patter, mis ran. The people of the illamette Vatlev are as nroitressiva those in other Harts of the emmtrv are removing as swiftly as possible all reucs or lannonism, Penroseism and ALCOHOL IPru AgelablefreionlbrAs simifal iii its RwrfuviDnrt.,!-, ling (lie Siomadts andflowfeof PMjia Promotes Disflonflwtful- ncss and festCnnMIn . npWwr OpumtMorphine norlteal WOT .NARCOTIC. XKftifoHikMtartmR Pbnpto Sm' jUx.Satm JkMUUtl- JtMV.Wtf- fn'J.i5r. tlatoft mi Guaranteed um&rl Exact Coy of Vrapper. Anorfprt RpmoHv fnrrntKfln . : . ' c -. 1 U TH--t-'i uuii.uui oiuuiaui.uiauumi Vorrasfonvalsioi.Fcvtrislr ness mdLossoFSuXP. lacSuuile Signature of j Tux Centaur Compam, ! NJSW iUHrv. he Food ail For Infanta and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Always Bears the Signature of IF In Use For Over Thirty Years Tuc onrnuD ae-iMMy, h to arrr. BygWKgi!J!J !.. .'..'.j.' 1 " " "" " Before starting down town, read The Journal advertising, columns and learn where the bargains are. Smootism from public life and replacing them with "up-to-date" republicans ana aemocrats. it will be just a mat ter of luck owing to a large party majority that will bring about Mr. Hawley's election again, especially when he has for his opponent a capable, able and trustworthy mu.i liko Hollister. PAGE BANK TO BE "HIGH." Pomona. Cal July 2S. The summit of Mount San Antonio, 10,080 feet bigb, is the unique stage chosen by Aotna lodge, Knights nf Pythias, for the con lomng of the Page rank on a candidate in the near future. A party of 50 kaights, including the degree team, is to accompany the can didates on the long ascent. Aetna lodge has already won 4 repu tation for being the first lodge west of the Rockies to exemplify in dramatic form the degree work of the order. RDrMsTCDC UATPI RIGHT (Sn Billiards, pool, tennis, trolf. fresh n.i .'.n -v- ... and nutos. We have our own livery VtablT La I ... m r T8 beach for auto runs rw t.ki 7 8raie, a?d al,t08 35 miles of unbroken and resrvlaons to & N" 8taUn the -THE BEEAKEE3 HOTEL, Breakers, Washington House of Half a Million Bamains Poms nr1 Ma tha k;nA j. ..... Come and ia ttiA hi sell everything frnm . - lnB nlsxor7 or aalem. We buy and seu everything from a needle to a piece of gold. We nay tha hiihnat ash pnee for everything. Mon.te stock of aU kinds fpaln S5 H. 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