f HE DAILY CAPITAL JOTJBNAL, BALEM, OREGON, MONDAY, JULY 13. 1914. Editorial Page of The Daily Capital Journal MONDAY JULY 13, 1914 THE DAILY gjBm JOURNAL PUBLISH ED BY CAPITAL JOURNAL PRINTING CO., Inc. CHARLES H. FISHER JDITOB AND MANAGES PUBLISHED EYEHT EVENING EXCEPT BOND AY, SALEM, OHEOON ! BUB9CBIPT10N BATES: Dally, by Carrier, per year ily, by Mall, per year Weekly, by Mail, per year .3.20 - 4.00 - 1.00 Per month.. Per month Six month).. 4K 35o 50c FULL LEASED Win E TELEGRAPH BEl'ORT The Capital Journal carrier boys are Instructed to put the papers, on the porch. If the carrier does not do this, misses you, or neglects getting the paper to you on time, kindly phone the circulation manager, is thla la the only way we can determine whether or not the cutlers are following Instruction. Phone Main 82. THE KILKENNY CATS. ACCORDING to the veracious satire of Dean Swift, . it seems that one day two cats, urged on by a malev olent and violent spirit, ate each other up, leaving nothing but their tails. There never has been a more exhaustive treatment of any subject, anatomical or liter- ary. We may ask ourselves how it was possible. There are physical laws denying it. After they had eaten each oth er's teeth what had either left to eat with? And how could each be stored in the other's stomach at the same time? ..... , Nevertheless, we must concede the possibility of the event and accept the historical accuracy of the account. Indeed, one need not go so far as Kilkenny, but may wit ness like incidents right at home. Two women fall out and resort to slander. Each pro duces to the public gaze all the frailties of the other; their acquaintances complacently accept what each other says, and in the end both characters are annihilated. Exeunt Kilkenny cats. Two men go to law or something. - They retain counsel, enter complaints, subpena witnesses, empanel juries, hear verdicts, make appeals, multiply costs. Adjournment aft er adjournment, vexation after vexation, business neglect ed, patience exhausted, years wasted and on both sides the last dollar spent. The Kilkenny cats have interlocked their claws, clashed each other's teeth, opened each oth er's jaws, and gulped each other's all. Extermination is just as complete as that at Kilkenny. Yes, it is sad but true that all around us, in a thousand ways, divinely gifted human beings are eating one another up. And not always is so much as a caudal appendage left. ' ' ' "In pace requie-scat !" CHARACTER, NOT LAW. BOSS OT THE FLEET Will Wear Heavier Armor and This and Her Splendid Dana Will Make Her Most Formidable Ship Afloat. Professor Tower, of the University of Chicago, says NEVADA TO BE THE there will always be red-neaaea gins. ' inis is tne mosi cheering bit of news that has emanated from Chicago in years. However, come to think of it, it does not make any difference to the present generation whether or not the red-headed girl will adorn the coming years as she has heretofore illuminated them and brightened the world, but that it is assured that she will be with us al ways is cause of hearty congratulation for the genera tions yet to come. If she holds out until the present gen eration passes, it is enough for us, but just imagine if you can a red-headedless world, and at the same time cut out the dainty up-tilted nose that accompanies that shade of capillary, the seashell complexion and the vivacious dis position. Would it not be a sad and somber old world, with no red in it? It might be a good move to send George Fred Williams to Mexico. There he can give full play to his vocabulary and in several languages, some of them mixed. The only objection to this is that Boalt has taken possession of the Mexican border and would, not let another hot-air artist in without adding to the troubles of the Mexican situation. The calamity howlers would be much happier if they could make their complaints keep in tune with the market reports and showings made by all industrial businesses. A Boston politician says there should be but one sena tor from each state. The report does not say whether he is already a senator, or only wants to be. The outlook is reported by many prominent men as being very bright. This may or may not be a slam at the Colonel, who recently quit the Outlook. - Quincy, Mass., July 13. Designed to carry the heaviest weight of armor of any ship of the American navy and guns expected to make it the most for midable fighting machine flying the stars and stripes, the battleship Nevada was launchoU at the Fore Ki,ver Ship building company's yards here Satur day. The Nevada is a sister ship of the , UKlalioma, launched Inst .March. It was expected to be placed in commission in January. The Nevada is 583 feet lone, 65 feet beam, has a mean draught of 284 feet and its estimated speed is 20 '.j knots. A new idea in arrangement of the 14-ineh guns, bus b'-tn carried out in tho Nevada. , Ten of these big wea pons are on the vessel, two each in two turrets and thrs each in two oth er turrets. This is expected to give a greater concentration of fire than the old arrangement of five two-gun -tur- tits. Secretary of the Nary Daniels, As sistant Secretary Roosevelt, Governor Oddio of Nevada, Senator Pittman of that state were the guests at the launching. Governor. Oddie'g niece, bleanor Ann Siebcrt, 10 years old. was t ne sponsor. Paterson, New Jersey, buried a large hammer the other day. But it's the constant tapping of a lot of small ones that does the most damage. Western states are advised to pass more banking laws. That's easy passing laws is our strong point. 4c Remember to have The Capital Journal to follow you during your vacation. )9(3C)S!!(tsC)C3)C!3jC9)C!C3)ft ' ' THE ROUND-UP. (leorge E. Love, of Portland, after being lost 11) hours in. the Josephine caves, reached Grouts I'nsa Friday night, apparently none the worse for his experience. He fell in n hole, was rendered unconscious from the full and as his partner could not find him the lntter went for help and finally suc ceeded in reaching and rescuing the in jured man. They had tried to explore l the caves without n guide, but they will not again. ORE incompetent men ride into office masqueraded in the guise of reform than competent men who are real reformers but who refuse to endorse fake nos trums as a bribe for votes. The weak citizen is always clamoring for more statu tory support. Vague, intemperate,' impulsive and radical enactments lead invariably to confusion, distrust and dis aster. There should be more stability in ordered proced ure just as surely as in individual conduct. These are truisms inculcated in Americans by the founders of the government and rigorously adhered to,l",u,,i Fri,,1"-V "iht wl"'n 'h?.f.f ,'"!'" ... i . , , , XT t .i I cil passed nn ordinance prohibiting tin until the last decade or two. Now men call on one another i sale of intoxicating iui.i'.u. in the aggregate to control themselves by law because they are unable individually to control themselves. They would substitute enactments for the character which they have failed to develope, and as they cry in their weakness other weaklings crowd with them. The outlook for it walnut crop of un usual proportions wns never better in l'olk county. The fight over saloons in Kuiuicr The sheriff of I niiitilla county is up against it. The train robbers se cured only &'-2H, but ionnal claims hnve been filed asking f ir the return by the sheriff to the alleged robbed ones of a total of $457, or just double The greatness of a people is not found in the multipli- ZZCuJTL ww cents on tne dollar rate, nig up or re fuse to pay without absolute proof. offer . inducement for development. They are not pocket hunters, but on the contrary are looking for low grade ores in sufficient avernge vnlues to warrant extensive development ' and treatment." v .Blowing ' Money city of their laws, but in unwritten laws and customs ac cording to which they conduct themselves toward their fellows. Stringency of statutes is a sign of natural feeble ness, even a forerunner of decadence. One good adminis trator of the laws is better than a hundred mere statutes which may or may not be enforceable. The Corvallis & Eastern Railroad Co. is virtually re building the railroad track between Albany and Yaquina bay. Already thirty-six miles of heavy steel have been laid on the western end of the line, and large crews are at work rebuilding the bridges and ballasting the track. By the end of the year it is probable that an almost new roadbed and track will unite the main line of the Southern Pacific with the coast, making travel more pleasant and fraught with less possibility of danger and delay. Al ready the service is much improved, making the trip to Newport, our most popular beach resort, much more at tractive than ever before. The railroad is to be com mended for its progressive policy. Lapp & Bush, Bankers Transact a General Banking Business Safety Deposit Boxes Traveler's Checks Fire which ninny thlntt of incendiary origin damaged 1hi Humeo hotel nt Mnrsh field Friday morning in the sum of 2Ot)0. Bend has become no metropolitan that the calling of parties by name over the telephone no longer gets past central. Henceforth H In number or look in the book and see. Colonel Clark Wood, of tho Weston Leader, having learned that a Mr. Clark Wood is eugaged in the printing business nt I. Orande, blandly re marks that ho "trusts he bears a good name." ... I.a Orande Observer: A cluster of five beautiful, fragrant roses, so bunched ns to resemble a solid bud of enormous siao, was plucked by F. D. Hnisten today. The bud has been tho object of wonderment nnd comment bv pnssersby for some time. ... H. F. Wilson, entomologist connect ed w ith the extension .department of the Oregon Agricultural college, has gone to Klamath county, where, in the Wood river valley, he will wage a fight for the extermination of grasshoppers, which have been doing some damage. ... Rosebnrg's business progress is shown by the postal receipts indicator to have been an 11 per cent proposi tion in the fiscal yen r just closed, as against the Zy, per cent of tho pre viuua fiscal year. The actual increases, in dollars, were, respectively, $I42.10 and 12063.77. ... Not in several years," saya the Baker Democrat, "'have so many min ing men made their appearance in Ba .ker county In search of idle or aban doned properties showing values that It's surely Junjiytff.blow in money as fast as it is earned, but what will fol ' low, oh gentle Kollo, whan all the wealth ia burned I sluppose you sicken troubles thicken about y o ur lowly shack while docs and nurses discourse of heaijcs as you lie on your back? The job you're holdin', with stipend golden, may leave you any day, nnd you '11 sit sweat ing, in vaiji regret ting the dough you fooled own y. Salt down the plunder, or von will blunder so bad that all vour days with melan choly you'll view your follv, bewail your spending craze. If you hnve rhino, he people, 1 know, to you will lift the nat; but none respects you, tho world rejects you, if you are busted flat, llow sweet mid mellow to every fellow Is life's serene decline, if he is loaded with iiucorroded doubloons, put down in brine! Flow blenk nul dreary, and sad and weary, is age to. one who's broke. who sits ami hollers about the dollars that he sent up in smoke! VnrrluM, Ut4 hr AiUm Nwaaper Strrfct Shifting Tenantry Men ace to Farming , . ; , Prosperity - ; By CHARLES W, HOLMAN, Secrey I ary National Conference on Mar keting nd Fsrrn Credits THE RICHE DUCTT EST AND MOST PRO- VE OF AMERICAN STATES ARE TODAY CON FRONTING A PROBLEM OF AB 8ENTEE LANDLORDISM THAT BIDS FAIR IN THE NEAR FUTURE TO BE THE ALL - ENGROSSING TASK OF STATESMEN AND ECON omists.1 within a few years the Land question will be a national political issue. it has Already become a mat ter OF THE GRAVEST CONCERN In tho majority of cases the ten ant farmer is the leftover man of progress. II U biiiiiuess ability and his iiitellijrence are not so great as that of bis more protpcrou neigh bor wiio owns a fArm. To insure; rental value, list your rooms, your homes, your apartments in the Journal Want Ads. One cent a word under "New Today." To Overcome Sunburn, Tan, Freckles, Wrinkles If your skiu is undulv reddened, freckled or tanned, dab a liberal amount of mercoli.ed wax on tho face and allow it to remain over night. When you .wash off the wax in thn morning fine flaky, almost invisible particles of cuticle come with it. Jie- peating this daily, tho entire filter skin is .absorbed, but so gradually there s not tho slightest hurt or Inconvenience. bven tho stubboruost freckles are af- foetcd. The underlying skin, which forms the new complexion, is bo fresh and youthful looking you'll marvel at the transformation. It's the oulv thin:; Known to actually discard an aged, fad od, muddy or blotchy complexion. One ounce of mercoli.ed wax, procurable at any drug store, is sufficient in most eases. If sun and wind make you squiut and frown, you're bound to cultivate wrinkles and crow's feet. To overcome these quickly, bathe the fuce in a sold Hon made by dissolving an ounce of powdered saxolite in a half pint of witch hazel. SPANISH WAR STAFF ANNOUNCED AT ALBANY Albany, Ore., July 11. Frank C. Stellmncher, commander of the Oregon department of the Spanish war veter ans, made public yesterday bis official appointments of the different officers ot the department. It had been known tor some time who most of the official would be, brnt announcement of the commander this morning now assures their selection. Tho staff follows: Department Chief of Staff, A. V. McLaughlin, of Eugene. Department Adjutant, Hoy W. ivesl, Portland. Department Quartermaster, William V. Merrill, of Albany. , Department Historian, George II, Carr, of Portland. Assistant Adjutant, George F. A. Walker. . The new commander also issued in ftructions to the, different camps com cerniug their reports, which be asks them to file in the near future. FACT Local Evidence Evidence that can be verified. Fact is what we want. Opinion is not enough. Opinions differ. Here's a Salem fact. You can test it. W. H. Root, Route Xo. 8, Salem, Ore gon, says: "I believe a cold-started kidney trouble in my, case. Frequent action of the kidneys annoyed me day and night, and sometimes I was-una jle to sleep. Tho passages of the kidney secretions were attended with a burl ing pain. - If I tried to sleep, I had sharp twinges in the small of my back. 1 felt weak, tired and languid, anil 1 often got dizzy. . nothing heled me until I took Doan's Kidney's Pills on a friend's advice. In less than a month 1 felt like a different man, and four boxes made me well. The pains went away and the kidney secretions became natural. I publicly recom mended Doan's Kidney Pills after they helped me so greatly, and 1 now wil lingly confirm that statement. I still use Donn'g Kidney Pills off and on when I catch cold on my kidneys, and thev alwavs help me. Price SOe. At all dealers. Don't simply ask for a Vidnov remedy. Get Doan's Kidnev Tills, the same that Mr. Root had. Fostor-Millburn Co., props., Buffalo, X. Y. BIG TANKER LAUNCHED. San Francisco, July 13. The ICann waha, the navy's most up to date and largest tanker, wns launched at Mare Island at 5 p. m. Saturday. ' Though equipped with 12 huge oil tanks, the ship is so constructed as to permit its alteration on short notice into a carrier of coal. Of cargo oil it can carry 2,200,000 gallons. The vessel is of W.oOO tons displace ment, has a length of 475 feet, a beam of 5ti feet and a draft of Z6 feet, and can make a maximum speed, laden, of U knots. It has twin scrrws, will be manned by 177 officers and men and will carry a battery of four rapid-firers. Miss Dorothy Bennett, daughter of Commandant F. M. Bennett of the Mare Island navy yard, will christen the Kanawaha. According to Twentieth Century standards the two fundamental essentials in measur ing STABILITY are ABILITY and RELIA BILITY. 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Bring FOUR Coupons and 68 cents to this office and you will be presented with One Complete Outfit, including Book of Instructions and one All Wood Beaded Hoop and 10 skeins of silk. The 68 ce,nts is to cover duty, express, handling and the numerous overhead expenses of getting , the package from the factory to you. ' N. B. Out-of-Town Readers will add S cents extra for postage and expense of mailing. "ANOTHER STRIKE IMMINENT. Pittsburg, Ta., July iS. Another strike at the plant of the Westing house Electrical Manufacturing com pany in East Pittsburg was considered imminent today as a resntt of the ac tion of the company in peremptorily discharging 1400 employes who had marched back to their places. The strike, whic started several weeks' sgo, involving about 25,000 workers, was generally believed until today to have been compromised. Should another walkout occur, violence between the opposing factions waa feared. . l-l",IIM """ -"' 1 -U--"T1