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Children Cry for Fletcher's
Mffi
jhe Kind You nave Always Booght, and which has been
use lot over SO year, , h as I ,or, ae the B,gnat?,re Cof
. uiiiuo unuer his Per
sonal siinorirlal. i . . 1 tr
tfggg;. Bona! supervision-since to iZSe"
J-CUCA4iS; Allow no onn tn
V, Auow no one todecelve yoiiinthiV
in Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-.,.,! " ,.:
What is CASTORIA
CMtorlft Is a harmless snbstltute for Castor Oil. Pam.
gorlc, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. I
Jontalns neither Opium, Morphine nor other JJaren
Wbstance. Its age is Its guarantee. It destroys AVormS
nod allays Feverlshness. For more than thirty years it
Has been In constant use lor the relief of Constipation.
Flatulency, Wind Colic, all Teething Troubles and
piarrhoca. It regulates the Stomach and Bowel
assimilates the Food, giving- healthy and natural sIbm?
We Children's Panacea-The Mother's Friend,
SWINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Beare the Signature of
(The Kind You Dave Always Bought
J In Use For Over 30 Years
1 CINTAUW eeMHNV, NIWYORK CITY.
Choosing a Wife
.tl
By Annie Laurie
I am going to marry a beautiful
man," said the clever man, "and a
jml woman, and I don't care whether
can spell c a t cat, or d-o-g dog, or
The stupider she is the better: wo-
'i are so comfy when they are Btup-
tley are like nice, soft cushions,
Bjy so pretty to see and so nive to
in against
I'm tired of clever people, tired of
Lit women, tired of intelligent com-
fcowhip. I want to bo. comforted:
ion't want to bo stimulated.
'Many nowl No; not just yet. I'm
ready just now, but in a fow years,
I'm through with things, I'll
'it,-, somebody protty, somebody
!, somebody sweet tomnercd: and
I shall have a fnmily, tall BOns
pretty daughters, elevor boys and
M girls, and I shall sit back and
Ji'h them grow up, and toll my wife
'i to do and what not to do. and mv
fund I will have a good time laugh-
M the pretty sisters and the kind.
V'tlempcred mothor, and life will
'i. wit should be."
M the clever man did what so few
Ft men ever dn. h lnt 1: i...i
T. 1.
" uncw e.ever women and pretty
and good women and rich wo-
nil poor women and young wo
"d women as Blim as the willows
omen who thonffht nf thamuiv..
("Junoesqiie."
children, a very ugly, very lively, very
interesting, very clever little girl, with
her father's high forehead and her
father's stubborn mouth, and her fath
er awkward gait. And there was a
very handsome, very dull, very slow
wittod, very timid little boy, with his
mother's almost silly smile.
And the clever man was madly in
love with his ugly daughtor, and was
doing his best to spoil her,and the
stupid womanlwas desperately devoted
to her Btupid son, and thoy wore all
four very happy, much to the disgust
of several very much interested people,
who had been hoping nil along that the
clever man would see what a mistake
ho had made wnd would be very, very
miserable.
AH of which goes to show what fun
it must be to be a novelist and have
people happy when they ought to be
instead of when they are.
The man's theories about women!
Thoy haven't changed a particle.
"I'm glad my daughter is clever,'
says the clever man.
II
J,rf 'm ago he married, just as
."id he would, a beautiful, amiable
Vestonlny I aw the clover man
fjwbenutiful wife. Thore were two
CASTRO'S REVOLUTION FAILS.
ONITSD 1'HEBS LEASED WIRI.
Washington, Aug. 13. Official re
ports today from American Consul Voet-
tor at Caraeas to the state department
say the uprising in Venezuela led Cip
riano Castro, is a failure. Voetter's
dispatch also confirmed earlier reports
that General Torres and his officers
who had headed the revolution in the
eastern part of Venezuela had been captured.
A great fortune awaits the fellow
what can develop a hen that will lay
two eggs a day.
Funny; some fat men keep the coolest.
fta Best Food -Drink Lunch af Fountains
insist Upon
horlicecs
L fvold Imltatlonu-Tako No Substitute
S'" Mgrain,inpowder,orm- More heahWul ,oa or co,fee-
Ln,Jv ', 8rowin8 children. Agrees with the weakest digestion.
JWtf P buildin8'hewholebody. Keep it on your udeboard at home.
w"e nunu,8 mothers and the aged, A quick lunch prepared in a minula.
Some Lobbying Required to Get Janitor
of Big Hat to Show Favors on
Certain Occasions.
WASHDAYS ALLOTTED BY
CZAR OF APARTMENT HOUSE
Thursday Is Universally Considered
"Day Off" for Cooks and Maids
and No Washing Goes.
BY CARLTON TEN EYCK. "
(Written for the United Press.)
Now York, Aug. 14. Xew York wo
men have not yet got the ballot, but
they know a lot about politics. Many
of the matrons of Manhattan rnM
teach their husbands a lot about wire
pulling and influence and the like. Pol
itics in a flat is just as exciting as
pontics in a ward, and when it comes
to maneuvering and schemine for fa
vors, the assembly district has nothing
on tne apartment house, politically
speaking.
The "district leader" of the New
York apartment house is the janiotr,
and no Tammany sachem is more pow
erful in his bailiwick, nor more sought
after. The janitor is the domestic ar
biter of the place. The whv-ness of
this condition is that in the modern
Tower-of Babel beehives that hundreds
of thousands of Gothamites call home,
there are many conveniences and appli
ances that are used in common, such as
the dumb waiters, and the like. Every
body wants to use these thinirs first, of
course, and hence the politics.
One of the best examples of politics
n a flat is to be found in the older
houses in the downtown residence dis
tricts which have common laundries in
the basement. In the more modern
apartments uptown, laundry tubs are in
each apartment, and the biggest bone
of contention is thus removed.
But a large number of the New York
apartment houses are equipped with
common laundries, wherein only a lim
ited number of family washings can be
done at one and the same time. Proba
bly because of the Biblical injunction
that "cleanliness is next to Godliness"
most of the housewives desire above all
things to wash on Monday. If thoy can
not have that day, they want the near
est to tho first of the week that they
can get. The janitor is the autocrat
who allots washdays, and thus he is the
recipient of all sorts of hints, bribes
and persuasions. He has various expe
dients for Bottling the clamor for wash
days. In Borne house the days are allotted
by floors, Monday for the first floor,
Tuesday for the second, and so on. Oth
er janitors give tenants their choice of
days alphabetically, that is, the Andor-
sons, Adams or Abrahams can wash on
Monday, the Browns, Bonnetts on Tues
days, etc. In other houses the matter
is settled by seniority, the tenants
have their choice according to the long
est term of residonce in the apartments.
Speaking of washdays, the most un
popular day in New York for that pur
pose is Thursday, for that iB almost uni
versally the "day off" of tho cooks
and maids. Other things that cause
politics in the apartment houses are
the washing of windows, cleaning of
rugs, redecorating, painting etc. Some
of the ultra-modern houses now have
thoir own vacuum cleaners. These aro
allotted as are the wash rooms of the
older hoimcs, and the plotting and
scheming for their use is something to
marvel at.
PAGE THREB
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CIRCUS EMPLOYES HURT.
Omaha, Neb., Aug. 14. Three em
ployes of Barnum & Bailey's circus arc
dying here today, and ten are seriously
injured through a collision at Richfield,
Neb., of a Hook Island train with the
circus cars. The circus cars were pull.
n g into a siding when they were struck.
Often a man has a lot of good traits
that you would never suspect if ho
didn't tell you about them.
There is no bore augurs more tortur
ous than over enthusiasm of tongues
over trifles.
'Long Tom," Baid to be the tallest
giraffe in captivity, to be hero with
Ringling Bros.' menagerie, August 23.
One of . the most common ailments
that hard working people are afflicted
with is lame back. Apply Chamber
lain's Liniment twice a day and mas
sage the parts thoroughly at each ap
plication, and you will got quick relief.
For sale by all dealers.
More people than ever before are
trying to do good, both for the pres
ent and for future generations.
Many a. man's success is due to his
ability to obtnin five by adding two
and two together.
Snap Judgment
is often taken on your by a rebollous
stomach, lazy liver or clogged bowels.
Be prepared for such emorgency by
keeping a bottle of
HOSTETTERS
STOMACH BITTERS
handy. It is for Cramps, Diarrhoea, In
digestion, Costiveness and Malaria.
ETIQUETTE OF TODAT.
By Mrs. Frank Learned
Early in life it is well to realize
that the spirit of restlessness must be
resisted as an enemy to a normal con
dition of mind or body. Many people
think that to achieve results they must
hurry, make a stir. Good work and
hurry do not go together. Clear
thought and flurry can not dwell in
the mind at the same time. The person
who succeeds in life has steadiness of
mind, self -discipline and quiet think
ing. The mind that is not flurried by
events or activities balances the per
son who achieves good results. The
mind that is clouded by flurry can
not face opportunities or solve prob
lems.
Some persons think that thev im
press others with their importance by
talking about being terribly busy and
telling of the rush in which thev live.
There is no time for any pleasant,
firendly interchange of thought. They
are "going on" somewhere and have
not a moment to stop. One feels, when
talking with them, as though one were
whirling along in a motor or on an er-
press train.
To live in a state of unrest and
feverish excitement is not conducive
to happiness. It is better to try to
do a few little things which are
worth while than many of the things
which require a continual drive and
are a waste of energy or time and
certainly a waste of peace of mind.
There are numberless little tasks of
everyday life which need to be done.
A good way to cure restlessness is to
do them, and to do them as well as
we can. It is a very pleasant thought
that there is generally something that
each of us can do, some very little
thing, perhaps, some small, lowly task
or act, but which no one else can do;
or there is someone to whom no one
else can be quite as nsefue as we may
be. Too often we neglect those little
things which are plainly before us,
almost asking to be done.
A girl who is on the watch for the
little duties at home and does them
cheerfully and gladly will find that
they help to make groat happiness.
It may not seem a groat thing to
go on an errand for a mothor, or in ar
ranging a room, or putting a desk in
ordor, or making a delicious dessert
to please a father; but perhaps those
are some of tho little daily things de
manding to bo done. Any form of
work is worth doing, and If it iB done
in the right spirit it is sure to brighten
our own lives and the lives of others.
Tho trouble is that the spirit of rest
leBsness crwites a desire to do any
thing else but what is the affair of
the moment. There is a discontent
with the present surroundings, a vis-
Initial Showing of This
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We are now showing new Suits, Coats and Dresses in
Wool Broche, Silk and Wool, Mateliesse, Poplins, Bed
ford Cords, Serges and Novelty Materials, Suit Jackets
are 38 inches long, and the new draped and slit side
skirts are so gracefully tailored that stout as well as
slender figures can wear them with ease and comfort.
Your early inspection invited.
Home Journal Patterns.
School and Office Supplies.
Colgate's Toilet Articles.
Kayser's Silk Gloves and Hosiery.
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ionary longing fo occupations for
which one may be totally unqualified.
A girl must try to see very cloarly
what are her duties at home and
whether she is neoded there before she
determines on an indenendont career
away from home. A very old and
sweet saying is a great help in time
of doubt as to action: "Do the duty
that is nearest. The second duty will
already have become clearer."
Dr. J. C. Yuen
Success to Dr. Kum, the Greatest
uninese Herb Specialist
ESTABLISHED 1887.
ICare Bow Wo & Herb Co
187 South High Street.
A DAINTY TOILET ARTICLE.
Every lady who desires to keep up
her attractive appearance while at the
atre, attonding rocoptions, when shop
ping, while traveling and on all occa
sions should carry in her purse a book
lot of Gouraud's Oriental Beauty
Leave. This is a dainty little booklet
of exquisitely perfumed powdered
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applied to the Bkln. It is Invaluable
when the face becomes moist and flush
ed and is far superior to a powder puff
as it does not spill and soil the clothes
It removes dirt, soot and groase from
the face, imparting a cool delicate
bloom to the complexion. Put up in
White and Pink and sont anywhere on
roeoipt of ton cents in stampi or coin.
F. T. HOPKINS,
37 Great Jones St. New York.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There 1b only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of tho mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube is in
flamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, aid when it is en
tirely closed, deafness is the rwult,
and unless the Inflammation can hs
token out and this tube restored to its
normal condition, hearing will be de
stroyed forover; nine cases out of tea
are caused by Catarrh, which Is noth
ing but an Inflamed condition of the
mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars for
any case of doafnoss (caused by ca
tarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's
Catarrh Curo. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, 0.
Sold by druggists, 75c.
Take Hall's Family Tills for constipation,
When a man acquires a peck of
trouble It looks to him like a bushel
and a half.
Children dry
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I had the advice of Borne of the noted
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Balem, July 6, 1913.
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Blankets 60x76, only $1.00 pair
Blankets 64x80, only $1.25 pair
Ladies' 75c Long Lisle ..
Gloves
only 48c pair.
Leather Gloves 25c pair
Gauntlet Gloves 50c pair
Hop Pickers Gloves at
- little prices
36-inch Percales, big assortment, only 10c yard
Cheap Straw Hats for women and Children
a J. : 20c, 15c, 13c and 8c
8 oz Canvas, 29 inches wide 17c yard
10 oz Canvas, 36 inches wide ......25c yard
11 oz Canvas, 40 inches wide 27 i-2c yard
Boys' Bib Overalls, 38c
Men's Big Overalls, 75c
Men's Underwear, 25c
Boys' Overshirts, 29c.
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MR. HENRY PECK AND HIS FAMILY AFFAIRS
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