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DATLT CAPITAL JOTTENAL, SALEM, OREGON, 8ATUSDAT, JTJNB 21, 1913.
THESE TV0
YOUNG WOMEN
Tell How They Suffered and
. How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound
Restored Their Health
and Stopped all Pains.
Zanesvilla, Ohio. "I would have
cramping spells, distressed feeling in
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YATnY 18 a norse tllut can 1 hoM 1(8 bead np "ke
A next Wednesday?"
H "Don't know."
' "Why, because Its 'neck's weak."
"Oh, I heard that Joke about a week back! Good
night!"
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The Wrong House.
Two hnrd citizens were standing In a secluded spot
talking conlldentlally. One of them suddenly sneaked
way, while the other stood on guard. Boon the llrst one
was seen to emerge from n wluilow mid Join his pal.
"Did youse git anyt'!i!i''.'" whispered tho one in wait
ing.
"Nnw; do guy
whut lives In doro
growled the other .
"Dnt's hard luck," said his pal. "Did youse las.- nny-flngr
K it
Same Here.
"Prosperity has ruined many a man,"
remarked the morallzer.
"Well," rejoined the demoralizer, "If
I was going to be ruined at all I'd
prefer prosperity to do It."'
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Their Real Reason.
Leading Tragic Man Did you see
'bow I paralyzed the audience In the
death scene? They wore crying all
orer the housel
Stage Manager Yes; they knew you
weren't really dead.
spOINTS
With very few exceptions, the ex
pauses of a wedding are met by the
parents of the btido or by the bride
herself If she be an orphan.
The parents pay for the bride's trous
seau. They also meet the expenses of
engraving tho Invitations, announce
ments and cards, with tho mailing of
them. The cost of music at a church
during the wedding, tho decorations nt
both church and home, the awning at
the door and the servant at the church
door ure met by the parents. They pay
for the carriages that take the brides
maids and larldo to the church and for
ny reception or breakfast afterward
If you have not a great amount of
money It Is foolish to make an expen
slve display In the form of a Inrgt
formal wedding. Indeed, tho tendency
Is apparent among many sensible peo
ple to make the ceremony simple and
unpretentious. Unpaid hills and use
less expenses are not a good beginning
for a married couple. A wedding that
entails nun-Ill and hard work on the
part of the parents should never be.
It is now no longer Incumbent on the
parents of the brldo to provide her
with her household Uncus.
This Is an old custom and Is observed
s mu. Ii as it Is Ignored. Marking on
the contents of tho linen chest, If this
be provided, Is In (lie form of Initial or
monogram of the unmarried nnmo of
the bride.
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TlHE a
HILDRENS
What happened to the Inquisitive
K It
Burning Without Fire.
To cut a thread Inside a bottle with
out touching It In any way Is very
easy, although It does not sound so.
Tie a shoe button to a thread, tie
the thread to a bent pin and Insert the
pin In a cork. Now choose a large bot
tle of thin, clear glass and push the
cork Into lis mouth, allowing the thread
to linng down Inside. Now place tho
feotUe lu a strong beam of sunshine
and eonoeiitnito the rays upon the
thread by n magnifying glass. The
inullost of glasses will suthVe to bum
the thread. It Is bet lor to use black
thiwi. as this burns more readllv.
Tell
JESTS OF THE
JOCUND ,
la a lawyer,"
Circumstances Alter Cases.
"I am going to learn to swim this
summer," uunouueed Marluu.
"I thought George taught you last
suinm'cr," said her dearest friend.
"But I am no longer engaged to
George."
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The Reason.
Owner of the Car Why did you
leave your last place?
Chauffeur The guy I worked for
went crazy started shingling bis bouse
when his car needed new tires.
C0URTE8Y TO CHILDREN.
Groat injury Is done not -only
to the present happiness of chil
dren, but to their future charac
ter and conduct, by lack of po
liteness In our Intercourse with
them. Their possessions are their
own. How often do we forget
that They are ridiculous trifles,
they are worthless and lu our
way, yet we liuva no right to
throw them out and burn them
without warning or consultation.
A sister's or nu aunt's gentle
persuasion will do much to gain
pleasant consent to yielding up
the treasures which encumber
too much space or are laid down
In Improper places. A box or
basket provided to hold these
priceless Btlcks and stones and
once or twice u liltle pleasant aid
In -gathering them and tho col
lector will be gained over to
what he sees will surely preserve
his properly and at the same (line
the little fellow will have learned
respect for oilier people's prop
erty and the proper way to ask
leave to (ouch and handle.
While mothers are busy with
their often overwhelming duties
It often happens that to an elder
sister much care of tho children
who are nble to amuse them
selves Is given, and here she will
have n delightful chanco to help
them to aciiulro the attractive
manner which is such a help In
future life and glvo them prac
tical demonstration of the com
fort and Joy of a home governed
by courtesy to old and young
alike.
C
ORNER
as
Riddles.
When Is a schoolmaster like
a num with one eye? When
he has a vacancy for a pupil.
What kind of a robbery
may be said to bo not danger
oust A safe robbery.
What Is tho different be
tween lot) and 1,000? 0
(naught).
Why la n horse a curious
feeder? Recause he out best
when he has not a bit In his
mouth.
Why Is a banker's clerk
necessarily , well Informed?
Hem use he Is continually tak
ing notes.
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SUtuo In a Tree.
While cutting up a century old fir
tree on the Mtmplon, France, foresters
found lu the In-art of the trunk a
I ronie statue of the Blessed Virgin
Mary. It was almost a foot tall nnd
perfectly preserved. It Is uposed
that the statuette was placed In a
niche carved In the tree and that tha
wood gradually grew around It.
The Old Wolf Wind.
Tho old Wolf Wind la let looaa In the ekf,
Howling end tlereo and bold.
Hit fiiKhtone the little cloud ahmp on high
Into Iho Hunact Fold.
-HI. Nicholas.
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Them You Saw Their Ad in
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An exceedingly dainty boudoir set,
consisting of three articles namely,
cap, slippers and garters Is developed
In dotted net and embellished with
lace ribbon and a delicate ribbon vine
of tiny pink rosebuds and leaves.
The cap is constructed entirely of
the dotted net, lined with white chif
fon and gathered on a plain, straight
band of pule blue satin ribbon about
an Inch and a half wide, covered with
heavy lace Insertion and outlined with
the rosebud vine. This bnud extends
halfway around the cap and is met by
a frill of the net edged with lace,
which flnls'i'-rt the back of the cap and
produces the L'ulcu ellect.
Lamb's wool soles form the founda
tion for the slippers. The upper parts
are made of blue satin, covered with
the net and finished with n risotto of
blue satin ribbon, in the heart of
which nestles n group of pink rose
buds. The Kirreri r-ro pb!n. round anil nnr
row, made "f blue aatiu, covered with
net and ornamented with the rosebud
vine.
The child's wardrobe Is Incomplete
this season without a colorful frock.
An Old Favorite
As by the Shore
AH bj
I fl by the shore, at break of day
A vanquished chief expiring lay
I'ljon the sands with broken sword
lie truceil hi. farewell to the free,
And there the lust tinllnltlied word
He wrote wns "Liberty!"
At nlKht a sea bird shrieked the knell
Of him who thus for freedom fell.
Tho words lie wrote ere evening came
Were covered by tile Hounding sea.
flo pntm sw-fiy the cnuse ami nuine
Of him who dies for liberty!
Thomas Moore.
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RUGGKSTION for furnishing n drawing room which has a rather gloomy
outlook Is Illustrated here. This apartment had soft green walls, with
white moldings and n whlto mantel decorated with floral wreath and
bow designs. A plain white wainscoting runs around the room to the
height of about three feet. The light finish of the walls Is charmingly dupli
cated In the upholstering of the furniture and the handsome rug on the floor.
HOUSEHOLD NUGGETS.
When pressing tucks lu erepe de
chine use a piece of tissue paper be
tween tho Iron and the right side. The
tucks can be seen and at the same
time protected.
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When uext cooking bacou try put
ting It In a sieve nnd pouring boiling
water over It. Then cover for a few
moments with cold wnter, drying the
bacen on a cloth before putting it Into
the sizzling frying pan.
A useful little article is an ovejj
sign, made of a piece of cardboard, on
which Is written, "Inquire Within."
Attach n string to this cardboard. If
you put uuythlng In the oven hang the
sign on the door handle. It will pre
vent ninny burned dishes.
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It Is possible to have smooth hands
veu If one Is housekeeper and dish
washer. Dissolve a spoonful of trnga
ct,nth. which can be obtained from any
druggist for a very small sum. In three
times as ranch waler. Let It stand In
a covered cup for twelve hours. Fill
'IP cup with water n t nnlv.
DON'T TURN UP YOUR NOSE
AT SARDINES. I
' Why is It that the sardine is
spoken of lightly as a food to be
eaten only when more deslrnble
fare falls? Uecently a para- J
gritph lu an English scientific
magazine siioke of tho food J
value of the sardine, of the fact
that sardines seldom suffered J
deterioration from the tinning
process and that the only adul- .
terutlon possible In these sar-
dines is the substitution of other a
fish, often minnows, and other
oil for the sardines and oil gen- c
erally used to preserve them.
These ndulterants are harmless
In fact, nourishing and so aro
not to be dreaded. The higher
price paid for the better quality J
of Bnrdlnes usually Insures the
genuine sardine. Sardines have
other good points. Tbey are
cheap. Nobody can gainsay that. J
They are not distressingly rich,
and those who like them seldom J
grow tired of them. They can
be "prepured In many different J
ways without much trouble.
Lastly, doesn't the popular com- 2
ment 'Tacked like sardines"
suggest that these fish must be ,
ulways given In good measure?
For baked sardines roll drain- 2
ed sardines In fine cracker
crumbs, and sprinkle them with
lemon Juke. Then bake them
In the oven until they are thor-
oughly heated, about fifteen
minutes. While they are In the
oven mnke a good tomato sauce,
flavored with onion Jnlco, and
slices of thin, whole wheat bread
tonst Tut the fish on the toast
J and pour the hot sauce over
them. Serve nt once. 1
J Snrdlnes can be made Into a
delicious salad. To do this hone
J nnd skin the sardines and mix
them with an equal amount of
J crcnm cheese. Halve sweet pep- J
per shells and remove pith and
J seeds. Wash and dry them and J
put them on lettuce leaves. Into
J each shell put some of the sar- J
dine and cheese mixture, and
J moisten It lightly with French J
dressing.
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AT A GLANCE.
In the number of building associa
tions Pennsylvania leads all the other
states, with Ohio second.
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Tho government printing office at
Washington employs between 3,ol)0nnd
4,000 people, many of whom are wo
men. 1 1
The gross earnings of the railroads
In the 1' lilted States lu WVi were well
over $.1,000,000.(100, The net prollta to
talled close to JO-JO.000.000.
1 1
The city of Dresden, Germany, has
a prosperous newspaer (the Dresden
Anzelger) obtained without cost, which
was willed to It by n Dr. .Ii s Guents.
Its profits nre used solely for beauti
fying the city and for charitable pur
poses 1 K
The largest bell In the world Is the
great liell nt Moscow, which la eighty
six feet lu circumference at the bot
tom, twenty-one. foot high and twenty
three Inches thick nt the top. Its
weight Is said to lie 217 tuns. It has
never ix-en hung.
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Hi
ARLIN E.
from the
used to
Vncle Joe
the forceful frankness of his personality. His name is one that stands well
In American history. His great-grandfather came to the United States with
Lafayette and fought in Washington's army. It Is thus readily guessed that
the senator is of French extraction, as Indeed his name, which originally meant
"queen's apple," would Indicate. At Poinerene, as he Is affectionately termed
In his native state, has fewer "habits" than most. He does not smoke, is
practically a total abstainer and has never no, never been heard to swear
even under the most trying circumstances. "By the eternal!" U Atleo's limit
when aroused or vexed.
Ill
The third assistant secretary of state, the post, which Dudley Field Malone,
Senator O'Gorman's son-ln-lnw, has filled for some weeks now, Is not the
sinecure that one might think. Latterly It has come to be
regarded as a sort of ambassadorship to society, a Job for
a capable young man who was competent to manage tho
government's soclnl affairs, entertaining and accompany
ing foreign notables on their visits to Washington and on
trips about the country. But there are lota of other things
which Malone finds to do also.
Ill
Major Thomas L. Rhoads, who succeeded Major Archi
bald Butt as chief personal aid to President Taft and who
has been continued In office by President Wilson, Is re
garded as one of the ablest surgeons in the army. During
Mr. Taft's sojourn In the Philippines as governor general
before be was president Dr. Rhoads performed an opera-
PA
0 American Press
Association.
D. P. MALONE.
tlon ou him which, it Is said, saved bis life.
Ill
M. George Bakhmetieff, the Russian ambassador, la a brother-ln-lnw of
John R. McLean. The publisher and the diplomat, the latter then third attache
of the Russian legation, both wedded daughters of the late General Edwurd
Fitzgerald Beale.
Ill
When Senator Willnrd Saulsbury, the first Democrat to be sent to the
upper house by the tate of Delawiire In twenty-four years, was elected he
donned a toga which In times past was regarded by old
Delawareans as one of the perquisites of the Saulsbury
family. Willnrd Saulsbury, his futher, was United States
senator from that state from 18T0 to 1871, being succeeded
by Ell Saulsbury, an uncle of tho present senator, who held
his seat In that august body from 1871 to 1889. Besides
being un adept and resourceful statesman, the present sen
ator Is a golf expert of parts.
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Robert L. Owen, the part Indlun senator from Okla
homa, by right of blood Is chieftain of the seven vanished
Cherokee clans. Ills Indian name Is Oconostotn.
Ill
John H. Marble, formerly chief confidential clerk of
the Interstate commerce commission, who succeeded Frank
lin K. Lane on the board when he was made secretary of
the Interior, Is accounted chiefly responsible for putting an end to the payment
of rebates by railroads. Beginning with I'M', when he was made head of the
division of inquiry, down to the time of his appointment ns a member of the
commission, his activities resulted lu 187 Indictments against the railroads
being returned, MS convictions obtained and a total of $71)(!,933 In lines collected.
Today's Short Story
.5,
His Father's Sin
FROM an old manuscript:
I was born and reared on the
coast of Norway. Until I was
twenty years old I bad never been in
a town, and then only In a small vil
lage. My associates were untutored
people, and I received but the ele
ments of education. Nevertheless they
seemed to look upou me as superior to
themselves. Whether thnt was be
cause I bore the marks of having been
born of superior stock or that my name
was English I did not know. My fa
ther died when I was ten years old,
and I remembered him as always with
a sad look ou his face, which was re
flected In my mother's.
When I was twenty my mother died,
and I resolved to leave the desolate
place where I had been born and seek
a more active field.. My mother had
told me before her death that a sum
of money had been put In a bank for
me at the nearest town, and, going
there, I claimed It and took passage for
England.
On my arrival In 1mdon I went
about looking for work. Going into
the office of a merchant for the pur
pose, he asked me my name. When I
told him be looked up at me in sur
prise. "Where were you born?" he asked.
I told him all I knew about myself,
lie regarded mo with compassion and
gave me employment.
At intervals when Introduced to a
person I wns regarded with a certain
Interest or curiosity I could not tell
which.
One day I asked my employer for an
explanation of the mystery that hung
over ne. After thinking some time bo
The Journal
Gossip From
Washington
tin
OLMSTED, Republican congressman
Eighteenth Pennsylvania district, who
wield the gavel In the house when
Cuuuou was temporarily absent. Is
very quiet these days. He Is Interested Just now In the
tenement improvement movement In Washington and
has accompanied many of the "slumming" parties re
cently organized by society matrons of the capital.
Ill
Although not particularly prominent politically, prior
to his election as lieutenant governor of Ohio, which he
gracefully resigned to put on the senatorial toga, Atlee
Pomereue Is rapidly coming to the front by reason of
jC iktat wil
1913, by Ameri
can PresB Asso
ciation. WII.I.AIID 8AUI.8-
m:RT.
told me that It would bo better for me
not to know It. lie advised me to
change my name.
Finally I decided to try another coun
try, thinking that whatever it was
hung over uie would not be known
there. America seemed the most in
viting ground, and I w.ent to New
York, reaching there shortly before the
breaking out of the second war with
England. Registering at a hotel, the
clerk looked up from my name to me
In astonishment.
1 found In America that more people
showed thut dreaded Interest In my
name than In England, nnd a different
Interest. I burned with a desire to
know what It all meant; but, remem
bering the advice of my London em
ployer, I refrulned from asking, nnd
no one offered to enlighten me. To oc
cupy my mind 1 went to a library to
read. There I stumbled on the secret.
The wisdom of the advice given me
by my former employer was now ap
parent Under an assumed name I
enlisted In the American army to fight
against England. As I had entered
the army a private I came out a pri
vate. Under my assumed name I went
Into business and prospered.
Then I fell In lore. I had vowed
that I would never bring a child into
the world to suffer the blight under
which I suffered, and 1 strove to crush
the natural longing that had taken pos
session of me. Meanwhile it was evi
dent that I had won the henrt of the
giri I loved. It was essential that I
should explain my conduct toward her.
I told her my secret
She loved me all the more, from pity,
that suffered from another's fault, and
we were wed.
This is my secret: In the Revolution
ary war an officer of great merit and
prominence on the patriot side turhed
traitor, nttemptcd to deliver to the
Rrilish an important strategic position
and fled to the enemy. Living in Eng
land, where he was despised, he
brought up a family. My father, one
of his descendants, shrinking from the
stain, went where he would bo unknown.
i tne lower pan 01 my
,--,. 1 back, headaches and
felt weak and waa
very irregular. Af
ter taking five bot
tles of Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound with
Liver Pills for con
stipation, I felt well
and strongnd have
no more female
troubles. I hope
-Mi
every suffering woman will give your
medicine a trial. I give you permission
to publish what your remedies have
done for me, "-Mrs. KoY SIMMS, R.
No. 6, Box 34, Zanesville, Ohip.
What Ten Dollars Did.
Danville, Va." I have only spent ten
dollars on your medicine and I feel so
much better than I
did when the doctor
was treating me. I
don't suffer any
bearing down pains
at all now and I sleep
well. I cannot say
enough for Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegeta
ble Compound and
Liver Pills as they
have done bo much
for me. I am enjoy
ing good health now and owe it all to
your remedies. I take pleasure in tell
ing my friends and neighbors about
them."-Mrs. Mattie Haley, 601 Col
quhone Street, Danville, Va.
Most Children Rave Worms.
Many mothers think their children
are suffering from indigestion, head
ache, nervousness, weakness, costive-
ness, when they are victims of that
most common of all children's ail
ments worms. Peevish, ill-tempered,
fretful children, who toss and grind
thair teeth, with had breath and colicky
pains, have all the symptoms of having
worms and should be given Kickapoo
Worm Killer, a pleasant candy lozenge,
which expels worms, regulatos the bow
els, tones up the Bystem, and makes
hildren well and happy. Kickapoo
Worm Killor is guaranteed. All drug
gists or by mail. Price 25c. Kickapoo
Indian Medicine Co., Philadelphia and
St. Louis, J. C. Perry.
If a man is smart enough to fool a
woman it is because she wants to be
fooled.
Ulcers and Skin Troubles.
If you aro suffering with any old,
running of fever sores, ulcers, boils, ec
zema or other skin troubles, get a box
of Bucklen'B Arnica Salve and you will
get relief promptly. Mrs. Bruce Jones,
of Birmingham, Ala., suffdred from an
ugly ulcer for nine months and Buck
len's Arnica Salve cured her in two
weeks. Will help you. Only 2oc. Rec
ommended by J. C. Terry.
Young women, big feot in white boots
can be seen a block away.
It is truo that women more frequent
ly suffer from kidney trouble than men.
It 1b also true they suffer more intense
ly, owing to their more sensitive organ
ism. Kathorine L. Norton, Now Bed
ford, Mass., says: "I had a terrible
pain across my back, with a burning
and Braiding feeling. I took Foloy'Kid
ney Pills as advised, with results cer
tain and sure. The pain and burning
feeling loft me, I felt toned up and in
vigorated, l am glad to recommend
Foley Kidney Pills." They are tonic in
action, quick in results. Dr. Stone 'a
Drug Store.
Perhaps there is nothing in a name.
but it helps on a bank chock.
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Made for family Cm
Ask your grocer for it.. Bran J
and shorts always on hand, t
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Great Chinese Doctor
L. M. Hum'
Ptepares medicines which' will cms all
known diseases. He makes a specialty
of asthma, lung, throat, stomach, llvsr
kidney, rhomnatlBm, debility and hornli
troubles, smallpox epidemic, lost man
hood female weakness, paralysis, bolll
and bruises of all kinds..
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ical Co, South High Street, Salem. Or.
Office hours from 10 to 12 a. m. and
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