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223 5. COMMWCUt ST.
DICK KIRK'S
HUNTING TRIP
While In Salem during tho stato
fair a party of friend j woro discus
sing the merits of various (owns In
tho valley and when tho phenomenal
growth of Eugene was montlonod
there were many skeptical glances
passed. R. A. Kirk (bettor known
ns Dick) said he was thinking of pay
ing n visit to that town and would
like also to tako a hMutlng and fish
ing trip up tho McKonzlo nt It had
bocomo so famous In tho laBt few
yenrs. As a hunt had been planned
by somo of tho Eugene mombors of
tho party, ho was akcd to go along
and you may bo sure tho Invitation
was engorly accepted.
Wo loft Salem Snturdny evening
nnd on our way up ho said ho could
hardly believe that so largo a crowd
as 3000 had been to tho train to
hear Debi, the Socialist candidate
for President, speak. Ho had road
of It In tho different pnpors, ho snld,
It was explained to him ns bolng a
enso of circumstances. On thnt dnto
tho merchnnts wero giving what wnH
called "Expansion Dnv" nnd needles,
thread ami buttons wero placed on
tho bnrgaln counters bo that It would
cnnblo Eugene citizens to expand nnd
keep npneo with tho enlargement nnd
growth of our wonderful city nnd
thnt tho crowd wns simply an ovor
ilow from Dill Wnddlo'B dlnlntr mum
'In tho Gross hotel. Of ccnirso ho
grinned nnd spoko of JokoB, otc,
I etc., but whon wo reached Eugene
nnd saw tho crowded streets nnd the
crush on our streetcars ho begnn to
sit up nnd take notice. Says ho, "I
mvo heard of your clovor plan of
ringing tho flro boll JuBt boforo each
(rain comes In but you can't work
that on me." I protested, nnd told
him thnt wns rot manufactured In
flmnll towns llko Albany nnd Salem,
etc., nnd ns wo woro slowly picking
our way down Wlllametto strcot tho
nlarm wns sounded Just ns wo woro
In front of Hampton Bros.' largo
store tho Jnm boenmo so gront wo
woro unnblo to move only by swaying
with tho.mass of excited people, it
proved to bo only n burning lluo.
Thoy dispersed so olwly thnt It took
MB ono hour nnd thirty minutes to
reach Eleventh street, a dlstanco of
a little over two blocks. Ho now
begnn to goo things as wo boo thorn,
Wo finally roached homo nfoot not
being (nblo to get onto t tho many
crowded cars which pnssod us. Whon
entering tho houso my wlfo called
down to us to bo vory qulot ns thoro
wns a man nnd wlfo nnd olght chil
dren stooping on tho bnck porch, she
said she had liiHlstod on thorn com
ing Insldo nnd slcoplng but thoy
snld they hnd boon sleeping In the
outdoors over since coming to Eu
gouo tlireo months before and thnt
thoy onjoyod sleeping out ns tho cli
mate wns so mild nnd dollghtful. Ho
said ho wns promised a houso In ton
dnys and that also had an option on
a brick block but thoro woro two op
tions ahead of him on this samo
property. Dick now stuck a pin 'n
himself to soo if ho wns nllvo or not,
ho wns. Tho noxt morning wo Btnrt
ed for tho McKonzlo nnd woro Just
drnwlng boyond Fnlrmount nnd nonr
Judkln'B point whon wo discovered
botweon 40 nnd CO men slcoplng on
n vacant lot. Dick anld. "is that
your pollco patrol mttpost." It bo
lng something now to mo wo called
to ono of tho mon nnd asked why
thoy woro slcoplng thoro. Thoy hnd
boon told that somo Albany and Sa
lom capltalhts woro going to oroct
a rooming-house nnd thnt they had
decided to stay thore so -that thoy
might havo the first refusal of tho
room for themsolvos and family.
Dick r'ght then nnd thoro vowod his
allegiance to Eugene nnd aont for
his wife nnd 10 chlldron nnd snld:
"I wnnt to raUo thorn In nn up-to-dnto
city amongst enorgotfo and prosper
ous neonlo whoro thoro will bo n
great future for thorn."
Tho Reaiitlful McICcnzlo.
Tho noxt two days woro sent la
going up the rlvor nnd to say that
ho was charmed Is putting. It mildly.
Wo established camp at Jeffries fam
o'us hunting ground on tho nouth
fork of tho McKonzlo.
DIck'H Flirtation.
Tho next morning wo took
"stands" with tho understanding
that ho would call mo off my tand
when wo went for dinner. Tho tlmo
had arrived for "boans" and ho wa
"hollering for mo when ho heard the
cracking of brush and looking down
tho trail ho Hays ho saw a man, two
women and somo dogs coming to-
ward him. I had heard his call and
when I came In a'ght vaH waving his
handkerchief nnd I says Dick, what
are you doing. Says ho, "tome hunt
ers Just passed going towards the
rivers and thoro were some women
In the crowd and they were waving
their hands at mo." I thought It
strange and we went down to Investi
gate. What we found made him feel
ru.ii. iruui no iuuuii U4HUO uiui mvi
kind of aeasick for we saw wkerfl 3
or 4 door and their fawns had been
coming up tho trail and hearing hlra
calling had turned from tho trail
and in doing so had to Jump a log
As old hunters know when a doer
Jumps ho always flips his tnll nnd It
was this that mndo Dick boilovo It
wns soma women trying to flirt with
hint. "Ain't thnt awful," says D'.ck.
"Yes," Bays I, "awful funny."
Arriving at camp ho guessed ha
would lny down 'ns ho felt kind of
queer. I stnrted dlnhor and cooked
flip Bomo flno hot enkes. Wo hnd a
can of maple syrup In camp nnd for
convonlcnco wo kept whnt wo hnd for
tablo uso in a bottle. Having' only
ono tnblo wo nlso hnd our "votorlnnry
kit" containing castor oil, turpon
tlue, vasollno, bandages, syrup of
figs, otc, etc., on our eating tablo.
Tho f'hots" being ready Dick ate
flrat, one entlng while tho other
cooked so as to keep them warm and
wns nbout through whon ho cnllcd to
mo asking if thoro wns nny moro of
thnt Byrup, snylng It tasted good but
different from what ho had usually
got. Invent to got moro what do you
think I discovered. DlcK hnd eitton
thnt dollnr bottlo of syrup of figs
on his enkos, nnd It is noodloss to
say that ho wasn't looking for nny
lllrtntlon tho noxt morning.
Art Delknnp camo Into camp that
evening mid hnd a good laugh nt
Dick's cxponso; ho nlso put somo oil
on tho troubled wntors by tolling
Dick thnt ho wasn't the only goat thnt
hnpponcd In those woods. SayB he,
did you hear about J. Watormolon
Hobbs nnd his bear. Of courso you
nil known him, ho Is thnt big good
nnturcd Intornnl rovonuo collector.
Ho wnB In horo with tho Hampton
boys nnd whon he "blowup" ho
Bworo ub nil to secrecy but I hnd my
leg crossed nnd It didn't stick with
mo. It rnn nbout llko this: Ono
morning ho snld ho would go down on
tho snnd bnr nnd cntch a fow grnss
hoppors ns ho thought ho would go
fishing thnt nfternoon. In nbout nn
hour J. W. rushed Into camp hntlosa
nnd brcnthless nnd whon ho got hla
wind, ho Bays glvo mo my 30-30 my
long pistol grip, nrm yourself to the
tooth nnd como en: a boar says ho.
and It Is ns big as a cow or It would
n't mnko Buck a track. Wo finally
arrived on tho spot nnd ho snys thoro
It Is. Art Ilolknnp saya go It "Tip."
That's IiIb fnmous hunting dog. Tip
smelt of tho trniikH. looked nt tho
pulling Hobbs nnd then laid down
Tho dog 1b Bcnrod boys, Bald Hobba,
but, follow mo and I will put a llnlsh
to him. Tlioy took a big circle
around tho iBlnnd and finally wound
up whoro thoy hnd started, do you
got noxt. Hobbs had crawled around
until no hnd discovered his own
trncks whoro ho hnd boon crnwllng
nfter tho "hoppors." If you nro n
little dry or need n two for 5 Just
montlon bonr to this mighty col
lector. Holknnp sayB wo follows up horo
got ours somotlmoB too, Sny ho
Just mark this ono. "O'l.onry wan
packing Wnlkor nnd Hnrdv into tholt
rondozvous whon ono of bin boys, (I
.think It wns No. 10, ho lins IS boya)
nnd snys ho cnu kcop track of thorn
with numbora hottor thnn nny othor
wny; snys ho, dnd, thoro comes p
door over yonder hill. Dad go(B his
fowling ploco and omptlos It twice.
II shots In nil, and It goes out of
Klght behind a log. O thinking It
dropped, snyB It's n shamo to ahoot
up n door llko thnt, I know I hit It
nt loast 13 times, At this Juncture
up trots his pnek burrow 'Jlmmlo.'
I'll ho durnod,' says J. V., 'as Jlmmlo
Is got loncsomo nt homo nnd hnd fol
lowed thorn In.' 'It's tho best Bhoot
Ing I over dono,' snys J. V., 'ns Jim.
mlo Is worth nt lenst 00 bucks If ho's
worth a cent. "
Wo caught n groat mnny flsh on
our trip but hnd no luck with tho
door. On Wednesday wo sturtod for
homo nnd whon wo reaction! civili
zation wo hoard of somo cards thnt
woro In circulation which tho hoys
nn thoro cnllod "cnlnmlty howlnrs."
Thoy pay they woro by a bunch of
fellows trying to elect old pnnlcky
"Froo Silver Hill." It's by n Demo
crntlc deal and If thoy win out thoy
nro to cut tho enrd high mnn gota
tho P. O., nnd tho next will tnke tho
Job of mnyor nnd the low man will
remain a "non-partisan booster."
Tho boys nip thorn are pretty sore
about those "booster cards" as they
didn't roally know whnt was In
them.
Ono of Al Montgomory'B neigh
bors lost a calf ono day by poisoning
and thoy found where it had tried to
eat ono of these cards with tho re
sult Just montloned. Thon thoy col
lected a few of tho cards to tost
thorn, they put them Into a vnt nnd
boiled thorn nnd put ono of Mont
gomery's gonts Into It thnt hnd tho
mango and It cured It Immediately.
Tho boyB say that If they will Just
send up a few moro of thoso cards
It will save thorn their "sheep dip"
bill tbla full.
I suppose about half of tho roadorn
of these fow linos will believe what
Is told and there are others that
would boilovo twice as much, It eveaj
CAUSE AND CURE
OF NEURALGIA
A Discovery of Statistical Facts That
liCtl to a Xew Treatment.
NERVE PAIN MKXS3
NERVE STARVATION
How Modern Methods Succeed In
Disposing or tho Cause of the Dis
ease Instead of Treating tho Symptoms.
Neuralgia means simply "norvo
pain," so thoro rany bo groat varia
tion In tho character nnd Intensity or
tho pnln nnd nny nerve in tho body
may bo aflcctcd.
Thoro aro a linimbor of causes of
neuralgia but tho most common Is a
general run-down condition of the
physical oystom. Tho dlacovory of
this fnct from rollnblo stntlstlcs led
to tho now trentmont for neuralgia
which consists In bulldlriK un tho
goncrnl health by tho tonic treat
ment nnd so disposing of tho cause
of tho trouble.
Pomona reduced by ncuto slcknofls,
or by severe mental or physical
strnln or by loss of Bleep nro fre
quently victims of nournlgln nnd It
1b common in tho caso of thoso Btiftor
lng from nnnomln, or bloodlossnoss.
This brings us vory closo to tho nctu
al causoof nournlgln whlo hla norvo
normal health carries to the norven
nil of tholr nourishment, is mnablo
to perform this duty satisfactorily
whon It Ib weak nnd lmpuro. Rulld
up tho blood thon, nnd tho noural
gle pains will disappear ns tho norves
bocomo hotter nourished. Tho tonlo
trentmont with Dr. Wllllnms' Pink
Pills,- n blood-making tonic, moota
this condition moot admirably as the
euro of Mra. Mary Burrows, of No.
100 Wlllla avonuo, West, Dotrolt,
Mich., provoB.
"A fow years ago," says Mra. Bur
rows, "whllo in n run-down condi
tion from overwork, I bognn to suffer
with neuralgia. Tho nalna woro all
over my body but principally In my
limbs. Ab tho dlncnso bocamo more
pronounced I noticed that the mus
cles of my logs woro bocomlng
iwnnb. Aftor a tlmo my loft log bo
camo bo hnd I could walk only a lit
tlo ways, whon I would havo to Btou
and rub It boforo I hnd tho uso of
It ngnln. Tho akin wnH cold, I ha1
hondachoi nnd dizzy lmoIIs. I could
not sleep woll nnd wns troubled with
molnncholy.a
"I consulted tho host doctors and
was in threo hospitals In Montreal,
whoro I wns thon living. Aftor olght
mouths In the hoipltnls'l wns aa
bad off ns over. I thon trlod Bovornl
romcdlos nnd nlso mnBsngo with no
bettor rosultB. In n book loft at my
homo I rond that Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills had cured many cbbos similar
to mlno nnd I commonced to tako
thorn. I bognn to havo loss pain and
moro uso of my legs nnd grow moro
choorful. I kopt Improving nil of tho
tlmo until cured and havo novor boon,
sorlously ill bIiico. I nlwnys koop
tho pills in tho houso ns a tonte medi
cine" t
Furthor Information about tho
uro of Dr. Williams1 Pink PIUb In nou
rnlgla and othor diseases of thi
norvos U glvon In our hooklot "Nor
vous Disorders." It Is froo upon ro
quost. Dr. WIlllomB' Pink Pills nro sold
by nil drjigglsta, or will ho sont, post
pnld, on recolpt of price, 60 conts
por box; six boxes for 12.50, by tho
Dr. Wllllnms Medlclno Company.
Schonectndy, N, Y.
things up and mnkos our consclono'j
foal, llko whnt tho sohool mnam saya.
of tho "hoard of directors." oasy.
NEXT.
Tho nbovo artlclo was written by
ono of, tho boBt known baseball fnns
othorwlso sporting man In tho coun
try, Mr. Jny McCormlok, formerly of
thlH city, lit for tho past fow yeara
a roildont of Eugene.
Deafness Cannot IJo Cured
by local applications, us thoy cannot
roach tho dlensod portion of tho
ear. Thoro Is only ono way to euro
donfnoss. nnd thnt In bv rotiHt'tntlnn.
al remedies. DeafnnsB Ir miisnii hv
an Inflamed condition of tho mucous
lining or trie wustachlan Tube Whon
this tubo Is Inflamed you havo a rum
bling sound or Imperfect hearing,
and whon It Is ontlroly closed, Doaf
nnc H tho rosult. and unless tho In
flammatlon ran bo takon out and
Mil tubo restored to Itj normal con
'lltlon, hearing will bo dostroyod for
aver: nlno causes out of ten nro
raiisod by Catarrh, which Is nothing
but an luflamod condition of tho mu
coin surfaces.
Wo will glvo One Hundred Dollars
for any caso of Dcafnoas (causod by
catarrh) that cannot bo cured bv
Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars froo. V. 3. CHENEY & CO .
Toledo, O.
Sold by all druggists, 75c.
Tako Hall's Famllv Pills for onn.
stlpatlon.
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reap mlaorlea.
habits and you'll