DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON, TUESDAY, MAY 10, 1904. TWO E ' : Bfcitodal Puqc of '- "ttb'e2atl 3-ournai ByHOFER BROTHERS. 5kg8B3 Ocrlppa News Association Telegrams, Published evory afternoon excpot Sunday at 197 Commercial street Subscription terms: Dally one year, $4.00 In advance? dally three months, $1.00 In advance: dally by carrier, 50c per month; weekly one year, $1.00 In advance. JOURNAL SPECIAL DELIVERY. One week 10c; one month 35c; three months $1.00. At Journal office; at Daue's grocery, South Salem; at Bowersox' grocery, Yew Park; Asylum Avenue Grocery Store; Electric Grocery, East State , treet Slnglo Copies Price 5 cents. Price to newsboys 2y2 cents per copy. To Mall Subscribers The date when you subscrlttion expires Is on the address labol of each papor. When that date arrives, If your subscription has not again been paid In advance, your namo Is taken from the list, A changb of date on the address label Is a receipt Entered at the postoffice at Salem, Oregon as second-class matter. REPUBLICAN TICKET STATE. For Justice of the Supreme Court F. A. MOORE. For State Food and Dairy Commis sioner, J. W. BAILEY. For Presidential Electors, J. M. HART, JAS. A. FEE, GRANT B. DIMICK, A. C. HOUGH. CONGRESSIONAL. For Member of Congress First DIs trlct, BINGER HERMANN. Second District, "j. N. WILLIAMSON. JUDICIAL, For Clroult Judges, Third Judicial District. GEORGE H. BURNETT, B.' L. EDDY, For District Attorney, JOHN H. M'NARY. MARION COUNTY TICKET. County Judge John II. Scott. Shorlff W. J. Culver. . Clerk John W. Roland. Assessor Fred J. Rice. Troasurer W. Y, Richardson, Rocordor John C. Slegmuud. School Sunt E. T. Moores. Commissioner I. C. Neodham. Surveyor B. B. Hcrrlck. Coroner A. M. Clough. Representatives Jos.' Calvert, Hub bnrd; ,J. G. Graham and T. B. Kay, Salem; John Ritchie, Scott,s Mills; Jesse II. Settlemolor, Woodburn. Salem District Ticket. ' For Justice of the Peace. H. II. TURNER. For Constnblo. ROBT. O. DONALDSON. COMMITTEEMEN. Chairman State Central Commlttoo Frank C. Baker, Portland. Chairman Congressional Central Committee Walter L. Tooze, Wood burn. Momber Stato Contral Committee Hal D. Patton, Salem. Chairman County Contral Commit tee Chas. A. Murphy; B. Frank Meredith, secretary, Salem. Republican Joint Canvass. Turnqr, May, 20, 10 a. m. JoffjaMon, Mny 20, 8 p. m. Aumsvllle, Mny 27, 10 n. m. Stnyton, May 27, S p. m. Gates, May 2S, 11 a. m. Mehnma, Mny 2S, 8 p. m. Maoloay, May 31. 2 p. m. Sllvorton. May 31, 8 p. m. Scolts Mills, Juub 1, 10 a. m, Mt. Angoi, June 1, 2 p. m. Woodbuin, Juno 1, 8 p. m. Butteville, Juno2, 10 a. m, Hubbnrd, Juno 2, 2 p. in. Aurora, Juno 2, 8 p. m. Brooks, Juno 3, 2 p. m. Garvnls, J una 3, S p. m. Pratuin, J una 4, 2 p. m. Salem, June I, 8 p. m. THE PROPOSED PRIMARY LAW. The direct primary law that is to bo submitted to the voters of Oregon will probably carry at the polls. The Journal has always contended for the principle of direct nomination. as it has for a registration law, but it is doubtful about both. The registration law has proven a wretched failure. It puts the honest voter to expense and trouble, and lets In all the frauds. That law was a ready-made affair, probably got up by one man, and he a faddist and theorist. It is a speci men of ill-digested nostrum quackery legislation, that burdens the taxpay er, works injustice and helps frauds. The proposed direct primary law was the work of one man W. S. U'Ron, of Oregon City. It wns hasti ly endorsed by prominent politicians, who never gave the subject sufficient consideration. Tho newspapers of the stato and the politicians of tho state all seem afiaid to.dig Into tho merits and de merits of this matter, and tho chances are tho law will be adopted. Tlat It will bo a dead letter and In dperatlvo no one can doubt It prac tically abolishes all political conven tions, and all parties but tho Republi cans and Democrats If a law could do those things. Of course, a law cannot abolish such political institutions, and hence It will be a defunct statute. We stand for tho principle of direct nomination, but against tho form of this law. I his family and tho whole pnmmnnltv. Those who take a drink as a matter of pure sociability are not commit ting tho offense of the hard drinker, unless they carry it too far and are continuously sociable. Tho margins of success In the world of competition are not large and tho man who goes about with all ho can carry in his hide, and with tho fumes of strong liquor in his head carries too heavy a handicap. A TEXAS POEM. The boys nt tho S. P. depot at Al bany received a long letter, from Mort Poulsen, freight clerk, now 'In Den mark on a visit after an absence of fifteen years. His descriptions are graphic of differont sections visited in America and Europo and Wero read with groat Interest by) his friends around the depot. Ho thought ho might leave Copenhagen for Albany about the 7th of May, but was not certain. If so he would get homo the first of June. Perhaps no part of Mort's trip Im pressed him more than tho rldo through Texas which he has described In tho following poem, dedicated to tho Albany Democrat man: The Devil in hell we're told was chained, And a thousand years Sie there re mained. Ho neither complained or did ho groan But determined to start a hell of his own, Where he could torment the souls of men Without being chained In a prison pen, So he asked tho Lord if he had on hand Anything left when ho made his land. The Lord said, "Yes." I had plenty on hand, But I left It down on tho Rio Grande. The fact is "old boy," the stuff is so poor I don't think you can use It In hell any more." But the Devil wont down to look at tho truck. For after examining it carefully and well. He concluded the place wo3 too dry for a hell. So In order to get It off His hand The Lord promised the Dovll to water tho land, For he had some water or rather some dregs, A regular cathartic that smelled like bad eggs. Ilonco tho trade wns closed, tho deed was given, ""'- ' And tho Lord wont back to his homo in Heaven; Tho Devil said to himself, "I have all that Is needed To make a good hell," and hero ho succeeded. He began by putting thorns all over tho trees, And mixed up tho sand with millions of fleas; Ho scattered tarantulas along tho roads, Put thorns' on tho cactus, and horns on the toads. X-RADIUMS Baker City has installed the second beautiful public fountain in the court house square. It is a figure of a boot black holding up an old boot, with tho water streaming out of holes In tho toes and all around. There are Democrats In Orogon who talk of dofeating Sam White in his race for district attorney. There would be no democratic party In Oregon but for Sam White. What will there be left to the Re- publican party with Henry McGinn out of It? What is there to any party when its brains and respectability walk out of It? r There are still people who forgot that irony and sarcasm have a placo In tho world, and aro at times to be found In these columns. ' Having lost control of Harvey Scott Henry McGinn didn't wish to bo a Re publican senator any longer. Dan Malarkey will mako an orator out of himself if ho don't look out. Tho purchasing' powor of all farm products was double what It ever was before except for spring millinery. I I Who evqr heard of a farmer com plaining that price j wero too high ' for farm products. ven can buy and be absolute ly sure of getting the same quality each time. The unbroken seal is the buyer's pro tection. 1 and 2 lb. aroma-tight tins at high grade grocers. J. A. FOZJGER. ffit CCS San Froncioco Importers of Fine Coffees !w toWYiiflirayMtfBy a CI11I4 0'Kl There's nothing very rushin' about those Russian generals. and best king In tho world today Edward of England. ' "God's Church" 13 a new organlza- Salem and Marlon county have a tJn hi Portland, and one of Its minis real contagion this time. It is tho tors claims it contains tho only truo good roads fever and not even the Christians. Is this a now namo for state board of health can put n kl-, the Holy Rollers? Albany Herald, bosh on It. Yes, and It won't bo a week before 'they will be stirring tho taxpayers yellow and bringing them to the asylum. Tho Russians wear svear a blue streak. The Japs may Ye "part monkey but' Gern,fln Orientalists-explorers and they are not to ba monkeyed with. , 8vo UgBors-havo exhumod some ... j-oltl Babylonian ruins, and found a C'nia Louise Burnham's two Christ-" ,aiut,0 ot !d K,ng Sardanapalus. Old In.. SHnnm nnni. onnfin... in .... ' Dan is wel1 Preserved, tho report says, but quite inactive, like tho Oro gon Democracy. They have also got a pretty good rock-hewn Image of Sal amansheezar, nnothor okl Hebrew, who probably kicked on being taken A new Salem saloon is to spend ,nt, e corporation in his day, but demand. In fact, "Tho Right Prin cess" has jiut been sent to press for tho fifteenth time, and "Jewel" for tho ninth time. y ,. . - Dates of Events. May 18-21 I. 0. O. F. grand lodge, Astoria, Juno 0 General oluotJon In Ore gon. June 15, 10, 17 Orogon encamp ment G. A. It, Hood River. Juno 15, 1G nud 17 Department rt Oregon, G. A. It, In nnnual rounlon at Hood RIvor. AugitBt 22-27 American Mining CongrosB, Portland. ASSIST THE ENUMERATORS. Mayor Wators has asked all tho cit izens to help tho enumerators take a complete and correct census of Sa eom. This city ha3 suffered tho dlsgraco long enough of being counted on tho map of tho world as a city of 12G8. The census was taken by govern ment enumerators,, at a tlmo of year Ho lengthened the horns on tho Texas steers, ' And put an addition to tho rabbit's ears; . Ho put a little devil in tho broncho steed, T And poisonod the feet of the centi pede. The rattlesnako bites you, "the scor pion stings, ' , Tho mosquito delights you with his buzzln wings; Tho san-burrs prevail, and so do tho ants, And those who sit down need half soles on their pants. The heat in summor is ono hundred and ton, Too hot for tho devil and too hot for men; Tho wild boar ronms through tho black chapparral 'TIs a hell of a placo that ho has for a hell. when many wero away from town. Tho enumeration of 4258 was also of tho people In the four old wards of tho city, with half tho city outside of those city limits. By the now charr there have been throo wards added to tho city, having from 1000 to 2000 In population. To have tho real population of tho city correctly onumornted and official ly doolarod will show that Salem has 10,000. Wo say 10,000 because wo bollovo that it will not bo shown to have less than that Possibly Salem will bo shown to have much more. It Is tho duty of ovory cltizon to help mako this consus comploto, and roport all tho mombors of his own household who properly belong to this city. ?7000 on fixtures this summer when the remodeling is complete. There will hayo to bo a good deal of water mixed with the whisky to mako that money back. quit kicking about 700 yenrs ago. Old Sheezar was a great admirer of Grov or Cleveland, and if ho woro alive would favor another bond issup. French bnnkors hustlo to take all tho Russfan loans 'that aro offered. Remarkable Irony of fato that the They know that while Russia mav be Czar talked peace all his life only to ' wiped off tho map of Asia, thoro will uecomo invoiveu in a war with ono j always bo several millions of the Pnkn Phlla oi uie smallest nations. bear's subjects left in EurojJ iuy win lorm a mighty hudt-i. guard for the ancient enemies Old Jerry, the ex-Fire Den- equine, who now holds a rein position on ono of the cltycartn had his first experience .with A mobile. Ho was on duty onsj Winter street, and when the I machine mado its appearance tJ as a slgnnl for a half holltol departed for tho city hall. Jej been a voter for several yew ho didn't stop to inquire whett auto was electric, steam or gm, simply distanced everything im and showed up at the city kil lunch. His cart was sllshtlj j figured, and the auto came pnCql uuur iiiu auuui uve minmei in the faithful old city horse uc fortably installed at his hsr ;l Thoso new-fangled machines copo with a fire horse. talk. EMPEROR HAS REFORMED;- Colonol Von Dor Eikl, who accom panied Emopror William on his Medit erranean trip, is quotod as saying that tho omporor during tho ontiro Journoy did not touch alcoholic stimu lants oxcopt n llttlo wlno whon din ing with King Aironso at Vigo, Spain, and at the lunohoon with tho kng on board tho Spanish royal yacht on his departure from Vigo. Whon ontortnlnliiB his guests on the Imperial yneht Hohonjiollorn at Naple the emperor drank orango Juice and mineral water. The emporor has sot a good oxapmlo to the cruwnod and uncrownod hoads of tho world, by taking loss stimu lant)). The cold fact remains that tho man who punishes a groat doal of liquor ' punlsho hinisolf, and aftor awhile 0 y vyers i rrJSwii in mm imm im mum hi hi n Cherry Pectoral for colds, couchs, bronchitis, consumption, we nave been saying this for CO years. And so nave tne doctors. J. O. Aver Co., Lowell. Uui. HITCHCOCK AND THE WEST. Hitchcock must bo getting ready to die. Ho has decldol ono land mat ter In favor of tho people of Orogon. lie was ono hihorltanco from the McKInloy ".administration that Rooso volt will do well to disponso with as soon as ho Is ro-olooted. Hitchcock may bo honest but. hp doos not understand tho peoplo of tho woat and doee not doalro to got nojet to thorn. The President has had a terrible load to carry with Hitchcock In the cabiuot and yot to romaln popular 'In tho west. Tho ro-oloctlon of Dinger Hormann ought to opon tho oyos of the Presi dent to this fnot, that Hitchcock is not wanted In tho west Roosevelt has remained intensoly popular in splto of tho Hitchcock rul lugs and tho general policy of re striction on land oporatlons. In activity and foresight tho quiet king of England Is a surprise, when wo recall him as tho Jovial and roys terlng Prince of Wales. Marol peace but be prepared for war. , What shall tho census bo? Let all get in and help tho enumerators and It will bo a great deal more than if you stand back and do your kicking afterwards. Tho Mai Ion county, program of re ducing tax levies should bo carried into the state govornmont. No ono supposed that Bryan, would over get to ruling on a Hearst Into office. Even Missouri shows signs of going part Republican this year. Jlmmlo Culver seems to bo about elected sheriff already without any campaign. The beautiful oyos of tho Empress of China do not yet rest lovingly on the Russlnns nor on tho Japs. The largest family found so far by the census enumerators has 13 mem bers. Postmaster Bancroft, of Portland, took tho wood splitting Job away from the hired girl and his wife, with a badly out foot as the result. Eugene Guard. A warning to all men. The Republicans do not moan that ono., -of their candidates for circuit Judge 3hall bo loft in the Eddy this year. f ,' The Japs aro apparently a rapid lire people. ' Port Arthur is not exactly an opon port Tho Journal this coming Snturday will have tho first of a series of polit ical cartoous by its own cartoonist. Thoy will bo cartoons that tho peoplo can understand. If they would trap thoio Japs, the Russlaus will have to got up earlier than thoy havo boon doing. Thoy dal ly too long with tho vodka. It Is a downright surprise that a nian who was a sport and a patron of tho races and a drinking man should stoady down into about the wisest Sure Cure for Piles. Itching Piles produce molsiwii cause itching, this form, u till Bllng, Bleeding or Protnhi PIU aro cured by Dr. Bo-saipi Romed. Stops itching andM Absorbs tumors. 50i a Jar it i gists, or sent by mail. Treaties t Write me about your case, dm Pa. esffi8e3s93eJ 1 Prepare lw- M Get your materials made up. We can supply your wants. Z Lawns In white, black, tan, pink, blue, rod and yellow, only 12c S yard. Our customers flay our prlcos aro most reasonable In this city. Cushion cords only 10c a yard. Now assortment Just in. Great riety of colors, mercerized finish. Millinery. Wo receive now goods In this department almost ererfj day. Latest styles, good work, reasonble prices. See us for flrt I frames, straw-braids, chiffon flowers, foliago and buckles. Rostein & Gteetihsastn 302 Commercial Street. QQ9Q&99mM99999999mMi1Mm999BOOM mSm TO ST. LOUIS AND THE WORLD'S FAIR Travel via Denver and tho Burlington Route to St. Low5 if you want an intergsting-, comfortable and safe journej- Tho Burlington' is the only railroad running- its own j trains over its own rails all the way from jj l St. Louis. Fast timo, clonn and comfortable cars, odusb . employes, good meals in dining cars at moderate pn Let me give you detailed information about the trip Write your name and addroas hero. "w ' '' "' 'j' Address - Then cut out this ad today and mail to i NB7. A. C. SHELDON. GENERAL AGENT BUHUNQTON ROUTE, 100 TM.RO 8TT. PORTLAND. O'