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Farewells Always Said
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Coaceal Their. Feeling: Smile
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like Two Gas
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"Which would you rather do, fall
41owa stalrn and break &n arm or go
through tho proems of saying a con
wvnUonal goodbyo?" asked Uio girl
IpbJlouopbor, turning to tho woll-polscd
jBlrl, who, under no circumstances,
could lo provokod Into surprise.
"Tho former," wan the quiet and
prompt reply.
Tbo worst of that sort of monkey
Jfrimlnww," broke In Samfmy, tho cynic,
"! when you ara calling on a girl
" nflin, orory tlrao you got up to go,
jBtxrta In to discuss a now book, or to
atoll 70M nil about what eomo other girl
wore to Mrs. Dlankoty Blanks recop
ttlon. You can't Tory well sit down
msxln. without edging obrlously toward
stho sofa, and you can't loavo for an
other BO minutes without going away
whllo iibo Is talking."
'It In much caster to wrlto faro
walls," said tho well-poised girl. "Es
pecially to rotations who Insist on say
'Jns 'mint's your hurry T' when they're
mfrald you will stay. They always
Otnoir you wnnt to go, and you know
rthoy want you to go, but also you know
lliat aa soon as you aro out of hearing
-they will mako a Joko about 'poor ro
3aUoh,' and If you nro prosperous
Ihoy will talk about your 'airs.' It Is
Hfllcult to go away and loavo your
akin In tho hands of rotations, and so
jrou aro tomptod to stay."
"You noodon't talk," suggested Bob--fcy,
tho youth. "I've Boon you aland
at tho door for a solid hour whllo you
went through tho wholo rlgmarolo of
"You must como agnln soon 'Now bo
aura to wrlto.' 'alvo my Ioto to Aunt
JJb,' and 'Do lot IJobby tako you to
h car.' Isn't It so, SamT Dooon't
alio alwnya ond up by making us tako
"cm to Ui ocar. jynd thon after thoy'ro
gono doosn't she always say 'Trank
goodriossl and draw a ' horrible!! reS
mendous Bight"
Sammy, tho cynic placed a book
mark In the bpk ho had been reading
and gave hJswholq. attention to'the1
matter in and., "This, lo all ollly
talk," ho said, with a condescending
alV. "But thoro is a time when good
byes aro at' their worst. It is when
somo woman has como to sec mother,
and is about to leave, and smiles over
mother's Bhouldor as If sho Is going to
shako hands with tho rost of us. Nat
urally wo are all on our feet that is,
first ono foot, thon another and our
hands involuntarily paw around get
ting llmborcd up for tho omcrgonoy.
But each tlmo wo start to tho iront,
thinking tho lady Is really going, both
sho nnd mothor bogln all over ngaln."
"I think," said tho girl philosopher,
"that I havo observed tho most sorl
ouu phase of tho question. It consists
of that little wait at tho railway sta
tion with your hostess when your train
is an hour lato. Somobody makes tho
announcement, 'Train an hour' lato.'
Can't you seo tho forced Bmllo of your
hostess that follows tho news? And
hor luovltablo 'How Jolly! ' Now wc
shall havo an hour more of you, dear!'
And your own sneaking littlo 'I wish
It wore two!'
Sammy chucklod nnd Bobby, tho
youth, put in, "Yes, and If they're men
they offer each othor cigars and walk
solemnly about on tho dark platform
with novor a word."
"But thoy'jo women," said tho phi
losopher. "So thoy sit down In ad
joining soats and cnrofully pack thoni-
solvoa in with bags and parcels no
matter how small a station Boat is a
girl always shares It witli hor luggage
Aftor that thoy mechanically smile at
each othor, and tho guest says, for the
fortieth time, Tvo had a perfectly
lovely visit' And tho hostess ropeats,
for the fortieth tlmo, 'Wo'vo so much
onjoyed having you.' Thon both fur
tlvoly watch tho clock for 15 mlnutos.
Presently tho hostess has an Inspira
tion, and exclaims: 'Tho noxt tlmo
you must stay a month; wo'ro not half
talkod out, you know.' And the guost
agrees, 'I should say no; I bellovo wo
aro too congonlnl ovor to got talked
'out.' And they both yawn behind
tholr glovoa."
"But thoro nro frlonds who havo no
nood to iiny goodbye," declared the
well-polsod girl, with a qulot snillo at
tho philosopher.
"Thoro nro frlonds," ropflcd tho lat
ter, "who can Just sllontly grasp hands
and think closo." Chicago- Nowb.
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THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE
LIffl COUNTY NEWS
Albany Man Honored.
J. O. Crawford, who Is a mombor of
tho "Records of tho Past Examination
Society," a national organization, com
posed of mon who are interested in
achaoology, has boon requosted to
wrlto a descriptive article for tho Jour
nal issued by tho society, rogardlng
the prohlstorlc Inhabitants of Oregon,
and tho rollcs and mounds loft by
thorn. Ho will propare an article, as
requosted, and will Illustrate It with
a great many valuable vlows of
mounds nnd rollcs which ho has so
cured. It Is a great honor to Mr.
Crawford to havo his abilities as an
archoologist recognized by this oml
nont socloty. Mr. Crawford recently
recolved a bound volumo of "Records,
J of tho Past," tho soclot"'s Journal, as
a present from tho socloty. Horald.
pipe, and burned considerable of tho
woodwork abovo tho stove. Car In
spector Moe, assisted by tho dpot
witness in a case that which required
17 years to grt a aoclsion. Ho left
tho country about Jhrce' weeka ago,
and has Just been Informed of the out
come.
Mr." Maklol camo to Minneapolis on
account of a dislike toward him in
tho neighborhood 'of Kishlner, because
ho expressed sympathy for tho homo-'
loss Hebrews. His attitude was con
sidered nihilistic by some, and, al
though ho Is not a Jew himself, he
thought ho would bo better off in a
freo country.
In 1886 a boy was born to a noble
man living near KIshnlof, and, accord
ing to tho custom, a nurso waa hired
to have solo chargo of the child until
he became' old enough to bo placed in
tho schools. Tho nurso was com
pelled to sign a contract binding her
to servlco for five years. Sho did hor
work faithfully for two years, and
thon broko hor contract by marrying
a young workman who was often om
ployed at tho nobleman's houso. Sho
had, howevor, boon so faithful to her
littlo chargo nnd had done her work
so well, that tho man brought suit in
tho provincial court to mako hor re
turn and comply with her contract.
In tho trial In tho lower courts the
case was decided In favor of tho girl,
but the nobleman had monoy, and the
caso waa carried up by thoso mysto
rious methods known only in Russia,
until it finally reached tho hlghoat
court of tho land.
This nugust body, called tho high
synod, aftor considerable dolay and
argument, rendored a verdict to the
effect that, Inasmuch as tho girl had
signed tho contract, sh6 must return
nt onco and fulfill it. Imprisonment is
tho ponnlty for refusing to oboy tho
flro brigade, extinguished tho flames court's ordors, nnd tho girl, now
bofore sorlous damngo was caused.
Horald
Fire at the Depot
A Southern Pacific passenger car,,
Of course, you ara going to take
lunch with the Citizens' Light & Trac
tion Co., and learn how simple a gat
range really Is. 3t
'which was loft at tho local depot by
iii'j nuuu mini, iu uu jnuituu uy uiu ui
tornoon ovorland, caught flro at 3
o'clock yesterday afternoon. Tho flro
started from somo dofect In tho stove-
Mallard Ducks Plentiful.
Mallard ducks aro nowbocomlng
very plentiful In this vicinity, ospo
dally on tho Willamette. Tho smallor
ducks havo boon qulto numorous on
neighboring lakes and swamps the
past two wooks, nnd now tho mallards
aro coming In. An Albany man came
down tho Wlllamotto In a boat from
olght miles abovo Albany to this city
yesterday, and killed 15 ducks, nil
mallards. Horald.
BABY 18 A SOLDIER.
Can the Nurse Fulfill Her Contract to
Care for Him Thre Years More?
A peculiar Incidont Illustrating tho
tedious processes of Russian law and
tho oxtromo tardiness of Russian Jus
tice. Is told by M. Maklol, a rocont em
igrant from that country, who was a
prosporous matron, Is In a quandary
as to hor noxt move, for the littlo boy
mentioned In tho contract is now norv
ing his tlmo In tho Russian army. Mr.
Mnklol says ho doos not know whoth
cr tho high synod looked at tho dnto
of tho documont of appeal. He is vis
iting In Minneapolis, says tho Journr.l.
HORN
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Jail
Yankee Diplomacy.
An amusing story Is told of a Maine
farmer who had gono to law with a
neighbor. In conversation with his
lawyer ho suggested Bonding tho mag
istrate a c'ouplo of flno ducks. "Not on
your llfo," said tho attornoy. "If you
do you'll loso tho caso." Tho case
camo on and was tried, aridJudgmont
glvon in his favor. Ho thon turned to
his lawyer and said, "I Bont tha
ducks." Astonishment on tho lawyer's
part changed to admiration whon his
client continued, "But I sent them In
my opponent's namo."
Guards Stand Over Horn Ir
structed to Shoot Him if
There is Danger of
Rescue
Choyenno, Wyo., Nov. 19.Th .. 1
citomont is Intense, and soldiers, nti
cannon, surrouna mo court houjQ j
Jail, whoro Horn Is confined. Ordi
havo been issued to shoot to kill in
who fail to halt when command!
Deputies from nearby towns are flk.
ing in, and, with tho militia, win .
vent Horn'B friends making any it-
tempt at rescue. Serious trouble It
expected tonight, as tho city Is fiu
with strangers. Horn is so conJdett
that ho will bo released that he red
es to accept tho services of a prist
Choyenno, Wyo., Nov. 19. Cor
boys aro gathering for an attack ot
the Larlmlo county Jail, and tot
guards woro strengthened at new.
Fllu companios of cavalry and Into
try aro now camped at tho cwirt
houso. If tho attack comes, the bat
tie will bo bloody, and Horn vff fc
shot In his coll by guards, stathMd
there for that purpose, If the atUct
ing party succeeds In storming ue
Jail. Tho hanging Is set for 11 o'clock
tomorrow morning.
His Norve,
Since tho ongagomont of pretty Mlet
X has bean an announced fact it:
small brother has bcon puzzling Id
head to understand what It meant.
"Why," explained his motbtt,
"Mr. Skaggs has asked sister to marrj
him. That means that sho will lite
in his houso after this, and ho'll take
caro of hor."
"Buy her things?" asked the bof.
"Yes."
"Hats and dinners and ice crtta J
and ovorythlng?" ho persisted.
"Yes," was tho answer.
Tho boy thought it all ovor for i n
moment, and thon said:
"Woll, ain't that man got none,
though!" ,
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Salem ladies using a GAS RANGE wea a smile that won't come off We want you to
wea one, so we ask you to lunch with us at Spee Bos old stand in the Klinge Block.
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Citicls, Light & Traction Company
Kliiige Block. Opposite Spee Btos. Old Stand.
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