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About The Daily journal. (Salem, Or.) 1899-1903 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 19, 1903)
1 i i POfcfl TMB BAlLY JMJIINAL, SALBM, ORttfi THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1988. - t ft'7 lit Lk ft- L.V I V THE WAY - WOMEN ; PART mos - ! i , a Farewells Always Said oa tbe Installment Plan Coaceal Their. Feeling: Smile jsnd Smile, and Lie like Two Gas Meters "Which would you rather do, fall 41owa stalrn and break &n arm or go through tho proems of saying a con wvnUonal goodbyo?" asked Uio girl IpbJlouopbor, turning to tho woll-polscd jBlrl, who, under no circumstances, could lo provokod Into surprise. "Tho former," wan the quiet and prompt reply. Tbo worst of that sort of monkey Jfrimlnww," broke In Samfmy, tho cynic, "! when you ara calling on a girl " nflin, orory tlrao you got up to go, jBtxrta In to discuss a now book, or to atoll 70M nil about what eomo other girl wore to Mrs. Dlankoty Blanks recop ttlon. You can't Tory well sit down msxln. without edging obrlously toward stho sofa, and you can't loavo for an other BO minutes without going away whllo iibo Is talking." 'It In much caster to wrlto faro walls," said tho well-poised girl. "Es pecially to rotations who Insist on say 'Jns 'mint's your hurry T' when they're mfrald you will stay. They always Otnoir you wnnt to go, and you know rthoy want you to go, but also you know lliat aa soon as you aro out of hearing -they will mako a Joko about 'poor ro 3aUoh,' and If you nro prosperous Ihoy will talk about your 'airs.' It Is Hfllcult to go away and loavo your akin In tho hands of rotations, and so jrou aro tomptod to stay." "You noodon't talk," suggested Bob--fcy, tho youth. "I've Boon you aland at tho door for a solid hour whllo you went through tho wholo rlgmarolo of "You must como agnln soon 'Now bo aura to wrlto.' 'alvo my Ioto to Aunt JJb,' and 'Do lot IJobby tako you to h car.' Isn't It so, SamT Dooon't alio alwnya ond up by making us tako "cm to Ui ocar. jynd thon after thoy'ro gono doosn't she always say 'Trank goodriossl and draw a ' horrible!! reS mendous Bight" Sammy, tho cynic placed a book mark In the bpk ho had been reading and gave hJswholq. attention to'the1 matter in and., "This, lo all ollly talk," ho said, with a condescending alV. "But thoro is a time when good byes aro at' their worst. It is when somo woman has como to sec mother, and is about to leave, and smiles over mother's Bhouldor as If sho Is going to shako hands with tho rost of us. Nat urally wo are all on our feet that is, first ono foot, thon another and our hands involuntarily paw around get ting llmborcd up for tho omcrgonoy. But each tlmo wo start to tho iront, thinking tho lady Is really going, both sho nnd mothor bogln all over ngaln." "I think," said tho girl philosopher, "that I havo observed tho most sorl ouu phase of tho question. It consists of that little wait at tho railway sta tion with your hostess when your train is an hour lato. Somobody makes tho announcement, 'Train an hour' lato.' Can't you seo tho forced Bmllo of your hostess that follows tho news? And hor luovltablo 'How Jolly! ' Now wc shall havo an hour more of you, dear!' And your own sneaking littlo 'I wish It wore two!' Sammy chucklod nnd Bobby, tho youth, put in, "Yes, and If they're men they offer each othor cigars and walk solemnly about on tho dark platform with novor a word." "But thoy'jo women," said tho phi losopher. "So thoy sit down In ad joining soats and cnrofully pack thoni- solvoa in with bags and parcels no matter how small a station Boat is a girl always shares It witli hor luggage Aftor that thoy mechanically smile at each othor, and tho guest says, for the fortieth time, Tvo had a perfectly lovely visit' And tho hostess ropeats, for the fortieth tlmo, 'Wo'vo so much onjoyed having you.' Thon both fur tlvoly watch tho clock for 15 mlnutos. Presently tho hostess has an Inspira tion, and exclaims: 'Tho noxt tlmo you must stay a month; wo'ro not half talkod out, you know.' And the guost agrees, 'I should say no; I bellovo wo aro too congonlnl ovor to got talked 'out.' And they both yawn behind tholr glovoa." "But thoro nro frlonds who havo no nood to iiny goodbye," declared the well-polsod girl, with a qulot snillo at tho philosopher. "Thoro nro frlonds," ropflcd tho lat ter, "who can Just sllontly grasp hands and think closo." Chicago- Nowb. WE OLD RELIABLE .. . WSm Wk mmmm ' MA Absolutely Pur THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE LIffl COUNTY NEWS Albany Man Honored. J. O. Crawford, who Is a mombor of tho "Records of tho Past Examination Society," a national organization, com posed of mon who are interested in achaoology, has boon requosted to wrlto a descriptive article for tho Jour nal issued by tho society, rogardlng the prohlstorlc Inhabitants of Oregon, and tho rollcs and mounds loft by thorn. Ho will propare an article, as requosted, and will Illustrate It with a great many valuable vlows of mounds nnd rollcs which ho has so cured. It Is a great honor to Mr. Crawford to havo his abilities as an archoologist recognized by this oml nont socloty. Mr. Crawford recently recolved a bound volumo of "Records, J of tho Past," tho soclot"'s Journal, as a present from tho socloty. Horald. pipe, and burned considerable of tho woodwork abovo tho stove. Car In spector Moe, assisted by tho dpot witness in a case that which required 17 years to grt a aoclsion. Ho left tho country about Jhrce' weeka ago, and has Just been Informed of the out come. Mr." Maklol camo to Minneapolis on account of a dislike toward him in tho neighborhood 'of Kishlner, because ho expressed sympathy for tho homo-' loss Hebrews. His attitude was con sidered nihilistic by some, and, al though ho Is not a Jew himself, he thought ho would bo better off in a freo country. In 1886 a boy was born to a noble man living near KIshnlof, and, accord ing to tho custom, a nurso waa hired to have solo chargo of the child until he became' old enough to bo placed in tho schools. Tho nurso was com pelled to sign a contract binding her to servlco for five years. Sho did hor work faithfully for two years, and thon broko hor contract by marrying a young workman who was often om ployed at tho nobleman's houso. Sho had, howevor, boon so faithful to her littlo chargo nnd had done her work so well, that tho man brought suit in tho provincial court to mako hor re turn and comply with her contract. In tho trial In tho lower courts the case was decided In favor of tho girl, but the nobleman had monoy, and the caso waa carried up by thoso mysto rious methods known only in Russia, until it finally reached tho hlghoat court of tho land. This nugust body, called tho high synod, aftor considerable dolay and argument, rendored a verdict to the effect that, Inasmuch as tho girl had signed tho contract, sh6 must return nt onco and fulfill it. Imprisonment is tho ponnlty for refusing to oboy tho flro brigade, extinguished tho flames court's ordors, nnd tho girl, now bofore sorlous damngo was caused. Horald Fire at the Depot A Southern Pacific passenger car,, Of course, you ara going to take lunch with the Citizens' Light & Trac tion Co., and learn how simple a gat range really Is. 3t 'which was loft at tho local depot by iii'j nuuu mini, iu uu jnuituu uy uiu ui tornoon ovorland, caught flro at 3 o'clock yesterday afternoon. Tho flro started from somo dofect In tho stove- Mallard Ducks Plentiful. Mallard ducks aro nowbocomlng very plentiful In this vicinity, ospo dally on tho Willamette. Tho smallor ducks havo boon qulto numorous on neighboring lakes and swamps the past two wooks, nnd now tho mallards aro coming In. An Albany man came down tho Wlllamotto In a boat from olght miles abovo Albany to this city yesterday, and killed 15 ducks, nil mallards. Horald. BABY 18 A SOLDIER. Can the Nurse Fulfill Her Contract to Care for Him Thre Years More? A peculiar Incidont Illustrating tho tedious processes of Russian law and tho oxtromo tardiness of Russian Jus tice. Is told by M. Maklol, a rocont em igrant from that country, who was a prosporous matron, Is In a quandary as to hor noxt move, for the littlo boy mentioned In tho contract is now norv ing his tlmo In tho Russian army. Mr. Mnklol says ho doos not know whoth cr tho high synod looked at tho dnto of tho documont of appeal. He is vis iting In Minneapolis, says tho Journr.l. HORN WILL 1 HAH Two Companies Of: iuiiuia uuara the ; Jail Yankee Diplomacy. An amusing story Is told of a Maine farmer who had gono to law with a neighbor. In conversation with his lawyer ho suggested Bonding tho mag istrate a c'ouplo of flno ducks. "Not on your llfo," said tho attornoy. "If you do you'll loso tho caso." Tho case camo on and was tried, aridJudgmont glvon in his favor. Ho thon turned to his lawyer and said, "I Bont tha ducks." Astonishment on tho lawyer's part changed to admiration whon his client continued, "But I sent them In my opponent's namo." Guards Stand Over Horn Ir structed to Shoot Him if There is Danger of Rescue Choyenno, Wyo., Nov. 19.Th .. 1 citomont is Intense, and soldiers, nti cannon, surrouna mo court houjQ j Jail, whoro Horn Is confined. Ordi havo been issued to shoot to kill in who fail to halt when command! Deputies from nearby towns are flk. ing in, and, with tho militia, win . vent Horn'B friends making any it- tempt at rescue. Serious trouble It expected tonight, as tho city Is fiu with strangers. Horn is so conJdett that ho will bo released that he red es to accept tho services of a prist Choyenno, Wyo., Nov. 19. Cor boys aro gathering for an attack ot the Larlmlo county Jail, and tot guards woro strengthened at new. Fllu companios of cavalry and Into try aro now camped at tho cwirt houso. If tho attack comes, the bat tie will bo bloody, and Horn vff fc shot In his coll by guards, stathMd there for that purpose, If the atUct ing party succeeds In storming ue Jail. Tho hanging Is set for 11 o'clock tomorrow morning. His Norve, Since tho ongagomont of pretty Mlet X has bean an announced fact it: small brother has bcon puzzling Id head to understand what It meant. "Why," explained his motbtt, "Mr. Skaggs has asked sister to marrj him. That means that sho will lite in his houso after this, and ho'll take caro of hor." "Buy her things?" asked the bof. "Yes." "Hats and dinners and ice crtta J and ovorythlng?" ho persisted. "Yes," was tho answer. Tho boy thought it all ovor for i n moment, and thon said: "Woll, ain't that man got none, though!" , I LADI tlOm JhL Mb Ma "Yhete can he no Economy wkete th.e?e is no Efficiency 99 . . w: Will Teach Yon Efficiency We Want You to Meet He OUR EXPERT The Cheapest Fuel used in a Gas Range is the Ait Yo bum, Seven-Eighths of the Fttel is the Air Drawn Through the Mixer ,..",. - '.- THAT fHFAP , . !t I . t 'It."- Salem ladies using a GAS RANGE wea a smile that won't come off We want you to wea one, so we ask you to lunch with us at Spee Bos old stand in the Klinge Block. ovemfcef 1 9 20 and 2 i N Citicls, Light & Traction Company Kliiige Block. Opposite Spee Btos. Old Stand. iwvw-jfr- lajBjfc. ,
