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0 SAYS his mother. It is hard to leep
'j 5ucn uoys in cioines or rawer inside
of clothes. We have had some suits
built to held that "Buster" of yours and if
will bring him here for his XXX
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you
Fall and Winter Suits
We will give you garments that will
stand all the racket he can giye them. You
will find our prices reasonable and if you
will allow us to show you our new styles
we are sure you will count your time well
spent. X X X X , X
G, W, Johnson & Company,
The Peoples Clothiers and Furnishers.
tho dead tissues removed, and ho Is now
under trcntmont, Bancroft lays Ills
troublo to tlio X ray.
THE INDICTMENT AGAINST
THE HEPUDLICANS
TUB MS JOURNAL
BY HOFER BROTHERS,
WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 12, 1000.
Dally Ono Yoar, 3 OO In Advnnoo
Dolly Four Month $1. In Advnnoo
Wookly QnoYonr 8I.OO In Advanoo
INDEPENDENT DELIVERIES
About two hundred families and per
sons nro served with tlio dally Jouiinal
from tho Jocn.VAb ofllco, linvlug boxes
whore tlwy can get their own papor at
tho rato of four months for n dollar.
This satno servicco of a one cent dally
paper can bo established at tho end of j
any lino of street cars, Tho pooplo of
Mornlngeldo ami Fair Grounds have had
this sorvlco for a nutnbor of years tlio
bundle of papers going out on tho first
car nttor it goes ii press.
Mr.' Geo. II. Jones of tfob Hill addi
tion Is erecting a box to securo an oarly
dollvory of tho ovenlng paper nt tlio ond
of tho cetnotory lino. Others living out
thero who tako tho Jouiinai. should Join
lu erecting a small free dollvory post
nlllco thero. Do not wait for tho govern
mant, when you can have your evening
paper served fresh from tho press.
Good Health,
The stomach Is thvfoundntlon of health.
When it does Its work proiwrly dlseso
cannot cuter tho body. If it Is out ol
order, Hostuttor's Stomach Hitlers, the
famous dyspepsia cure, will restore its
vigor. It is tho most valuable medlciuu
for too stomach ills known to ecicncu
Try It for Indigestion, dysopflia, const!,
patlon. or Malaria, Fover and Ague.
Our prlvato rovenuo Btnmp covcm tho
necKoitlio bottlo.
The Monarch HOStettCr'S
of Stomach Cnirli
Remedies Bitter
WHAT, 13 EXPANSION?
Tho United States as n result of tho war
with Spain has pojaesioii of Cuba, Por
to Itico and tho Philippines. Including
Hawaii our imports from those Islands
amount to $300,000,000 worth of products
n year. Theso products nro sugar, rlco,
raw Juto, tropical fruits and tobaccos.
The American people ronsumo those
products, and If these islands aro our
territories, why should not this tradu
came to us untaxed?
If wo had froo commercial Intercourse
with these Islands could o got these
products cheaper? If wo continue to
lovv'tarlffa on them will wo not forco
capital to go to those Inlands and orect
factories and with their cheaper labor
go into competition with our own labor?
Would not frco trade with our own
Islands tend to break down trusts, stlin
ulatoshlpp'tig under pur Hag,, and bo
truooxpinslon of American Interests?
THE TEXTBOOK GRAFT IN OREGON.
As the tfovornor on January 1ms to
appoint a school toxlbook commission
of Ave men to select tho common school
toxilKxiks for this stuto for tho next four
tho agents or publishers aro
to Oregon to look after their
Candidates for places on tho
aro springing up by the
A
years
swarming
Intorostt.
commission
scores
ken) Oregon under Its present deplorable
condition of high-priced monopoly In
tho hands of ono gigantic trust Is
numerous nud actlvo an oyer.
ThoBolectlon of textbooks for u common
wealth like this for four years Involves
contracts aggregating a quarter of a
million dollars worth of nubile school
books, and as many more for nil tho
colleges and private schools in tho state.
It is qutto natural that the impecunious
grnftors should want "on" tho text
book commission. The smooth and oily
lingered placo-sookcrs will demand
recognltloni In tho name of education,
of K)lltlcs and religion,
Tlio way Oregon has Iwen swindled
by theso fellows In tho nnino of odu
cut Ion ought to warn tho Governor Hint
tho pooplo wan! n change. Thoro is no
reason why Oregon should pay moro
than Washington and that for inferior
books. Hut tho factH aro wo Imvo done
It mid It Ih wronging our Intelligence
and a blight on our progress to continue
It. For once a commission Is wnnted of
mon who cannot nftord to sell out thn
interests of tho parentH who pay mid
wliatlsnioro of tho children who go to
school.
A CHANCE TO BURN ORCGONIANS.
Tho Oregonlan suggests that It might
havo been well for somo of the papers
who opposed llryon four years ago mid
nro now supporting him, ifthoy had
buruml their (lie's. The saino thing
would probably Ihi convenient for some
of tho papers that are now lauding im
perialism In tho Philippines. Unfortu
nately the Oregonlan is lu this elms. On
May I, I8U8, (ho Oregonlan said:
"Already wo aro in ono of the greatest
perils of wnr tho clamor for territorial
aggrandizement. Tlio fover of compiest
onco in tho blood Is n raging poison hard
to allay. Wo havo no further rightful
uto for tho Philippines than as u base of
.invent operations mid a hostage pend
ing lluul Boltlomout. A coaling station
l.t Mil rittrtln II. ...... I.... ... .
""" mum, urn our prniertfioiiB
tin this war debnr us (mm r.ii..n,... ..i
'Jhopolitlclan.oductttorwhohas ovon c..iM, ,,,,, . ..
niiiiu iiiuiiruiiy
within our .cohj than the PhillpplnoH."
And ngaiii In its Issue of May It), 1808, it
declared; "Wo do not want to keep tho
Phlllppho lulaiidn, but wo should keep
n naval nation thero." Perhaps the
tiles of the Oregonlan of the iiImivo dates
o'ght to bo burned.
Life insuranoe is
good for your family.
Health insuranoe is
gdod for both YOU
and your family.
You collect health Insurance by
living. Yon have to die before life
insurance can le collected.
If you knew your health was
threatened you'd insure it if you
could. You can insure your health,
The .stomach in the vital center
of the body. The whole body is
nourished from the stomach. The
blood is made in the stomach. A
disordered stomach means disor
dered blood, disordered lxly, disor
dered brain. You never heard of
a sick person with a bound stomach.
Make your stomach sound uud
you Insure your health.
How? As thousands of others
liaye done by the use of Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It the one sure medicine for the
stomach. It heals. It strengthens.
j.Worda fall to express what I suffered
for three year, with cold clillU, pulpitallon
of 'heart, sbortiiru of bicatti. and tow uplr
lu." writes Mrs. A C tones, of Walter
boro, Colleton Co . 3. C "I could not
In Ids speech nt Indianapolis, Mr.
Dryan made these six charges against
tho Hepiibllcnn party: That It Is
Controlled by the money power.
With England in the wnr against the
South African republics.
Witli iuiMirlnl ambitions for ompioMn
and n vaxt standing nriny.
Wholly unfriendly to tho working
classes.
Aristocratic In all Its principles
In favor of the wealthy few ns ngaliiHt
tlio M)vertyslrlckon many.
Tho first is truo undoubtedly, lint it
Is it sourco of ttrength to tho party. L It
gives It mi unlimited fund for legitimate
mid illegitimate expenses. Only so far
aB Ilryan is nhle to divide tho money
Kcr does ho stand any show of win
ning, lly creating n highly-favored
moneyed class, tho number whonropon
nl lens is increased mid their votes can bo
"Influenced" in various ways, or ut least
I hat was done in IHiii).
Thueccond chnrgo Is true oltlm ad
ministration nt Washington, but not
of tho musses of tho votora in tho party.
They do not sympathize with England
or any other form of monarchy ns
against an established republic.
The third clmrgo Is overdrawn. Tho
olllce-holdlng class nud tho trusts that
nro being rapidly multiplic I under tho
Hupubilciiu adminls'trutlou may havo
such ambitions, but Republican voters
do not want nu einpi re or u large stand-
big army.
Tho fourth charge is not truo. Tliu
Kcpubllran party is not wholly un
friendly to tho working classes. Every
parly pretends to bo tho friend of labor.
Republican policies- may bo wholly or
practically Inimical (o labor, but it Is
not so intended,
"Arletccrntlc in all its principles" is
again an 'overstatement. Thero is no
confessedly arletccrntlc party lu, our
country, though ollico l)oli"ng classes
may tend that way.
"In favor of tho wealthy few ih
ugalnst the poverty-stricken many."
That Is not true. There Ih more gen
eral prosperity among working people
than there was under tho Cleveland ad
ministration, oruuder Iliiehiiiinn'H, and
that is not s.iyliig much.
Lastly, Ilrynu nuver formulated tho
iibovo charges. Some Democratic news
paier man did, ami sensible peoplokuow
how to make allow niicr.
Becoming a
Mother
Ihitllicuseof Mo rum s
cy rnlia confinement of nit pain and ilangcr, and Insures
! an ordeat wrileh all women "PPrpacli with '""'IM '
frar. for notlil.i(t can compare with the horrora i af chlld-b IrU .
The thought of the atifTcrlnicand claiiRer n "lo'e "" J?
the expecianl mother of all pleaMiit anllclnalloii of It ie con in
event, and caH over her a shadow of (loom that lannol "e
sunken oil Tliomanna M
of women hive found T
I'KIRND diiriug pteKiian
safety to mother and child. This scientific liniment Is a
bn1ptul In nit t.ntn.11 At ttt lltiii. nf Ittplr inil.t rrltltfll
orilpai. Not nnlv dots MoTiicn'a faiy.Nri tarr woman safely
through the perlN of child-birth, but Ita use gently prepare the
Mothers
oreoon
st
ate Fair
woman saieiy hh aa m
but ita use gentlv prepares the B . u atl
s.slcm for the coming, event, prevents ' mottling sukucs.' ami Hi" IfXITIsIl
other discomforts of this period; Sold by all druggists at fi.uo per V9BIH9
bottle Send for free booklet to Tint Uraufh-ld Ukoulator Co lUllvf
Atlanta, Georgia
NOT
A MAN IN TOWN COULD BLOW I
UP TO SEVEN POUNDS.
I'np I'itIIh, Hip I'lintiuilatrr of Jer
li'lio, Trlla AImiiiI the Mei-thiR
Whirl, DlnriKMi'il I he Aitrlanlillltr
of Htni'tltiur a llriiNH llinnl,
Copj right, 1900, by C. II. Lewis.)
"I.eol. heie, pap," said Hriuiir John
ann ns In- dropped Into the postoinco
cr.e tiny wluii I wns nloiie; "I've got a
win m (II IiiiihI tlint'll do moid to
'ioot the town of Jellcho to the top of
tho liitldei' llinn 10 iiiIIoh of new sldo
vuilk. Ye-, fir. It's n boouier, and If
II'h ritfiltil ot t joti'll nee the price of
I rill Ufctute Jump fill per Cent."
lie twilled fur me to git my breath
Mid then luwoied IiIh voice nml con cen
tinued: "I'np, I've got a notice written out
fur nil patriotic citizens of Jei-lcho to
nsseinlile nt the poHtollIco this ovenln,
nml I'll punt lief up on tho door. I
wit nt tn spring It ou 'ein nil of a sud
den. I -want to sou 'em turn palo and
their hair Maud up. Jest Kay to all In-iliili-eiH,
pap, that Jericho Is coinlu right
to the from ll!;e n steer goln fur a corn
field." 1 wnutel lo know what the scheme
was, but the sipnir winked nud nodded
nml liiolsil inyslerlotis And went off
Can You Tell Why.
Von havo coiiHlaut headaches, nro nerv
ous mid sleepless at night and feel tired
in tho morning? Your bl.wid Isn't car
rying tho right materials to your nerves
and other organs, llegin taking Hood's
.SnrHOparllla. the great blood enricher,
nml you will soon realize a chnngo.
Vou will feel better mid stronger, will
rellshyour food mid enjoy refreshing
sleep.
Nausea, indigestion aiu cured by
llood'Bl'iils. 7
A CiirlsittN rnoil Cnrlii'-,
i'nli ill. Me. a.. In the heme of the East
India Mni'lue hull, which eniiinlim col
lei'tloiiH of the Itott'N liiNtltute mid i f
the ICnst lliilln Mmlne Noelety The
Ncleutllle ctililnetri or the INhox lustl
lute lire extetiNlvo mid well iirrmiged,
nml the collfclloiiM of the .Murine Noel
ety Include many ciiHonHIoh fiom oil
entiil eoiinlrleM nud oilier dlNtaut mi-
tlllllH,
Among the tiumciotiH etirlotiltleH Is a
piece of wucil emvlng III the form of
two liemUphereH l'j lueheti lu illmue
tor, lu the eoiienvlth'H of which ore
carved rcpicKcututloiiM on the one hem
isphere of heuveii mill on the other of
hell. Thi'io are 110 full length llgures
hi the carving, and tho whole lu very
skillfully oM'cutVd. It Ik mild to be
the woik of mi Indian monk of tho
fotiiteeuth century.
sleep and leally thought I would soon die
Had a peculiar roarirur throueh my beau
all the time Was so emaciated and weak
I could sot feed myself. My auut induced
mtto try Dr. Pierce's, Goldcu Medical Ills
coycry, which I did, only to please her, and
tiJrt boltlti cure J utt. To-day am sound
the three years i was
Una,"
ti well, uurlnar
iefc I had fivo different physic
'CmmH Or, Pierce by letter, free.
Aw correspondence private. Ad-
drtttDr.V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y. ' . """
' 'burglcal operutlons
SUIT ON ACCOUNT OH X-HAYS.
A. I,. lUnctoft, of Haii I'rmuihou, who
forsoino time past lint Ihhhi recidlng in
Los Angeles has n strango story to tell of
a burn from X rnys which covern a sp.ioi
of nbout vlglit inches on hlsehmt. He is
now under treatment mid has brought
suit against Doctors Wellborno uud
l'erco of Long Bench for $5,000 damages,
I'ereo being tho one w ho manipulated tlio
limtrumoiit.
According to lliincroft'ti story, he Ml
on his right arm by tripping over ntreo
Ikix wire on August ', MW, nud for
mouths tried various diHttora mid ineth
odsof tieatiiient, lie behoving the iKmoa
IIkIi (vittvl, mid finally U mouths
ago at Uing llcaeh, Poetor l'erco made
tho tlrst exposure to tho X-ray. Somn
faults piviutil In tlio plate, mid linn
croft went through tho process four dif
ferent times, the iigregatu tlino ol tho
uxMisiiria U-Ing seveuty llvo inlliuttw,
AlKiut ten days later he felt pain In his
kneo, w litch pread until it boojuno id.
moat too paliifuj lo uso tho foot, About
half Ids beard on tho right stdo of his
fuce camo off, and a bright red spot op
loared on tho right side of Ids chest,
width soon broke into unopou sore.
wore performed and
Ttio cna thing that quali
fies a parson to glvo nd
viao on any subject Is
oxftarionno - axparienca
c j' antes knowlctlejOi
No othor parson has so
wtfo M oxporfouoa with
foniato Si Is ttoi such a
rovotvj of succass as
Mrs i'Zahham has ;aA
Ovov a hiwttroil thou
nnft(i cases voiuc boforc
bar oiwi'f yoar Sotno p sr
stmttUy, othors hy u;7.
Ami tfsls hus hcon gohi(
oh fat' SO yoars, iuy after
iiay mtdtlay after clay.
Txvanfy ynars of oca
staxt success tfrfrtk of
cbo kaowJasJpo Uns
0ImS? Saroly wvmon
nro wlao tn stektn& inl
vho from a woman w.'th
sclt an oxpvriuncOf es
pecially when It Is froa
If yas aro III jot u boiilo
of Lytlia E. Phikham's
Voffoiahlo Compound at
onoo than writo Mrs
Plnhhant, Lynn, Mass
"a TT cnrrvnrn rir -TTrrvrrk In his humble way, "If he expects that
ALL bllOJiT OF WIND, band to meet him nt tho depot when
, ho comes home?"
"Itcln I hold the poslshun I do," an
swered tho sijunr, "belli I'm referred
to as tho lendln man In Jericho, If tho
band wnnted to go down nud seo me
oft or wanted to bo there to welcomo
me homo I don't reckon nuybody would
And fault."
"Hut I'd want the same thing," sold
Kbeiiezer Scott. "I nlu't no Justlco of
tho pence, but my dairy Is mllkln 23
cows this summer, nml I reel l m as
big ns anybody. I go over to Dobbs
Ferry once In two weeks, and I should
want thnt band to toot mo oft nud toot
mo homo ng'ln."
"There tuny bo a p'lnt," said the dea
con ns ho scrntclicd his car, "but I
don't sknssly nee It. Mcbbo tho equar
wants to Bay sunthln further about
liberty ond Hunker 111117"
"I'm snyln," replied tho squnr as ho
heaved n long sigh, "that patriotism
nnd lovo of country seems to bo dead
cr'n a doornail In theso United States.
Mobbo there's a man In this crowd
nsldo from mo who'd bo wllllu to shed
his blood that our glorious republic
might bo saved from ruin and desola-
shun, but If thnr bo I can't name him.
You might ns well dlsporso to your
homes nnd tell your wives nnd chil
dren that Jericho Is doomed."
"lly John, but what n p'lnt what a
p'lnt!" whispered tho deacon. "Uo
fore wo bust up and go to ruin, how
ever, I'd like to hear from Itcubcn
Whlto. Ucubcn's bin ns far west ns
Detroit, nud ho ought to know whnt In
fluence n brass bnnd has ou a town."
"Tho Influence of a brass band Is nc
cordln to tho leader," snld Itcubcn.
"I've seen 'em where they Jumped u
town right to tho front In four weeks,
nnd 1'vo seen 'em whero they killed
things (lend In two. Tho lender wants
to be a pccoollnr sort of a man. Ho
wants to bo bom fur tho place, snuio
as Washington was. Ho wants to bo
ready to die at two inlults' notice or to
live fur n hundred years."
"And mobbo you think you'ro thnt
man)" queried the squnr aa ho pound
ed on the counter with his list.
"I do, I know I am, I'm tho only
man In Jericho ns kin lend n baud to
success mid maku tho town hump her
self. I'm a self sncrlllclu critter, ns
you nil know, nnd If this mcetlu thinks
best"
Hut the mectln shouted him llown,
mid It was llvo inlults before Deacon
Spooucr could inako Ids voice heard,
nnd then ho said:
"There's moro p'lnta bobbin up hero
than you kin shako a stick at, but wo
might as well hev one more. S'posln
wo hear from I.lsh Hillings. IIo'h the
only man In Jericho who kin play on
nu accordion. What d'you say, r.lsh?"
"Xliero's mighty little to bo snld uud
mithln to bust up tho country," an
Hwcrcd I.lsli. "Do any of you sous of
Hunker Hill know how much wind It
takes to blow a brass horn?"
Nobody did, nud a hush fell upon tho
crowd.
"It takes ten pounds, reckoned by a
lung tester," said I.lsh, "and you'd
wnnt an extra pound fur walkln up
hill. Thero wns a lung tester man In
town two weeks ago, ami every son of
us handed over a nickel and took a
blow. Wo blowed and stmlucd and
blowed, nnd Hubo Whlto wnH ono ot
'cm who blowed n solo off his boot,
and ylt no man reached seven pounds.
Whnr you goln to git your wind to
blow them horns?"
Thero was a painful sllcuco while
you could count a hundred, nud then
Deacon Spoonor said:
"Hy John, but I'm goln homo nnd
tell tho old woman that I don't know
bonus when tho bag's untied, and tho
rest of you'd better do tho samo
thing!" m. Quad.
SALEM, OREGON,
SEPTEMBER 17 TO 22, 1900.
Bigger and Better Than Ever Before
(".rounds Greatly Improved, nulldlnts Hcpitlrcd and
Hcnovaicd.AIIStock llulldlius Thoroujhly Disinfected
Everything In Flrstclass Condition for the Lartcst
and Best"' '
Live Slock Show and Agricultural
Exposition Ever Held on the Coast
r.ood Racine Every Aflcrnoon
Music and I uu at Might.
.... roui '"ftuila. ui
Chicago Halt lAko TiT,''il"T. ..
Hweli. Omaha?' &' ft. SS '
Hno- "" ..
kano
F rcr
C.OUpm
$20,000,
IN PREMIUMS
AND PURSES
$20,000
Aui'llcm enlo of llui Mock will he mnden lending feature. All llvo stock nnd
other exhibits hnuled free ovor tho Southern l'acille railroad. Reduced passenger
rntoH on nil railroads. For premium HbI and other Information, address
W. II. WEHRUNG, Prcs..
Hillsboro, Oregon.
M. D. WISDOM, Sec,
Portland, Oregon.
1
1II.KW OrF nifl bOLK.
without Rlvln his secret away. Thero
was a great ileal of curiosity durln tho
day. Some thought the squnr had a
balloon iiKceiiNleii lu view lu order to
attract public attention to our new
cooper shop, and othern had It that ho
had found n wny to dodco the state
tax, but It was all guesswork. There
wns n tiemendoiis crowd on limit
when ovenln enme, nud tho squnr went
around rtibblu his hands together nnd
biiiIIIii nil over his face. When he had
got tho crowd worked up to the pitch
whero everybody wanted to die fur
liberty, he culled the meetlu to order
and snld;
"Feller freemen of Jericho, wo hov
hero u beautiful town, a milubrlous cli
mate and a populasliuii to bu proud of.
Wo hev the best of water, tho lowest
of taxes and nl;nssly nuy use fur doc
tors. Wo hov tho telephone, electric
doorbellH nud a town pump. A Btraii
ger would look around him nud say wo
needed utithlii else. Hut wu do, nud
that Ih why 1 hov called you together
hero tonight. We need Jest ono thing
moro to put Jericho on the pinnacle,
uud that Is n hrnsa baud."
"Hy John, but he's made a p'lntl"
said Deacon Spooucr ns ho whackl-d on
tho counter with his cane. "Yes, sir,
Jericho needs a brasa band to boost
her, nud I'm with the squnr. Let us
hear what Moses Hopkins has to nay
about It."
"Ah I tako It," said Moses, "a brass
baud plays tunes, nud I'd like to know
In advance what sort of tunes this
baud Is goln to piny. If It's goln to
piny 'Tho Sweet Hy and Hy,' then I'm
In fur a baud. If It's goln to play hi-dlddle-dlddlo
tunes, then I'm og'lu It."
"Tlmt'8 a p'lnt as fur as It goes," said
tho deacon, "but It don't go fur 'nuff.
Kuos Williams, you was In tho hog
buyln blzness fur 20 years, and you
ought to know about brass bands.
What d'you tliluk of tho Idea?"
"That depends," Bald Knos. "I don't
go much ou a brass band thnt toots Its
wind all over town and wastes It ou
tho air. If wo had n band that would
come down to tho depot to meet uio as
I coiuo In from Tnrrytown, I think I'd
kind of like It."
"Hy John, but he's right, nnd bo's
made a p'lntl" shouted tho deacon.
"I don't seo tho p'lnt," snld Squar
Johnson ns ho colored up. "Why should
our brass bnnd go down to tho depot to
welcome a man who uuln't never douo
anything In particular fur Jericho?
Duos Is n good 'nutt man In his way,
but did tlK outsldo world ever hear of
him? Was be consulted nbout bulldln
tho now Bower or pnliitln tho towu
hall? Has ho over laid awako nights
thluklu how this towu could bo boosted
to tho top?"
"Enos, he's kuoeked your p'lnt out
nud made ono ng'ln you," said tlio dea
con, "but wo'll henr from eonio of tho
reat. How Is It with you, Jnbex Fow
ler?" "I can't exnetly say till I know what
I tho band Is goln to do," replied Jnbez.
f "Mv n1,1 n'.iMin.i lu ..il.!... n..l n
-. w,. ,v..i., is iuifclllj 4UIIU U4
brass baud times which lift up tho
heels, and If the bnud'll come over to
my house three times n week and glvo
us Bimthlii lively I'll chip In."
"Mebbe I'm mistaken lu this crowd,"
wild the squar us lip, looked around In
a serious way "Mebbe this Is a crowd
composed of freeborn Americana whoso
forefathers fought at Hunker Hill, and
mebbo It's mnde up of meu w ho'd steal
tho stntuo of Liberty and sell It fur old
Juuk. To Bny that I am astonished
doea not half express my felln's."
That 6ellln tho statue of Liberty la
a p'lnt, nnd a stroug ono," snld tho
deacon, "but what wo want Is a freo
cxpreshun of oplulou. Jube Hornbcck
vr looks aa It bo wanted to say sun
thln." "I'd like to ask the squar," snld Jub
Smart Alex.
A man being About to dlo summoned
his four Suns to bin sldo nud said:
'My sous, 1 will leave to John one-
third of my estate, to Alex one-fifth,
to Jiiines one-half and to Thomiis one
fourth, nud thus you will all Share
Equally."
John nud Jnmcs niKl Thomns took
Paper and Pencil nnd began tlgurlug,
but Alex took his flat mid started out.
"Whero mo you going?" tho other
Three asked. "Do you not Intend llg
urlng out the Problem?"
"Not much," said Alex. "I am Going
for a Lawyer to break the Will."
Moral Sometimes tho liwyer can
nellevo the Heirs of Much of tho Fig
uring. Hnltlmoro American.
CANADIAN
X PACIFIC
EASE AND DISEASE1
A Short Lesson On the iMcanlng of a TamlMar
Word.
DlsenmUs the oppoilto of enso. Web
ster defines dlfcnpons "Inek of enso, tin
oiisiiicpn, trouble, trouble, vexation, dis
muct," It is a condition due to some
derangement of the physical organlcm
A vast majority of the "ilis-eiiNu" from
which people suffer is duo to impure
moon, iiiccamoi this Kind is cured hy
Hood's Sarsapnrillii, whli-h purities, en
riches nml vltitlics the blood lloodV
f-nrfsipnrilln cures ec rofuln, salt rheum,
pimples and all uruptions, It tones the
stomach and creates a good appetite,
and it gives vigor nnd vitality to the
whole liody. It rovorfces the condition
of thlm-H, tivlug health, eomforlh nml
"eneo" in piaco of "disease."
ONLY ONE TAHE.
100 Hours Ocean (o Ocean
via
The Imperial Limited
Grand Scenery
Fast Time
Model Accomodations
For the Pound Trip One Fare On the Southern
Pacific to the State r.ilr.
For tho Oregon .Statu Fair, to bo hold
Sept. 17 to 'J:., tho Southern l'acille
Company will sell tickets to tho Fair
UrounilH and return nt one faro for the
round trip. Dates ol sale r-eptcmher
1(1 to 22, IncliiHive; llual limit of ticketN
September 1(1 tn !H.
Tho present Fair promices to bo tho
h'Rt in tlio history of the State, mid nil
hniihl lino their best efforts to promte
Mils enteriirito, which isa groat imncllt
tothoentlrostnto. II 10 dw
BSaSMaL.BSSB
mi
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for acceptable Ideas.
btate If patented.
Sloes the Couth and Woiis srr the rnn
THE PATENT MECOPD. UiiWRroiniiJuliiiiiiliii rurearoU
Baltimore. Md. Jr x iiir. Ko ir J'ncso s -
s-in-a
rinstlmo lu tlio Semite,
Scnntor Hutlcr otico had a bill appro
priating $5,000 to build n monument on
tho Moore's Creek bnttleileld, North
Carolina, which was nu especial object
of Senutor Wolcott's fun.
"Can tho senator tell mo tho date of
tho battle?" ho asked Mr. Hutlcr.
"It wus tho llrst battle of tho Revo
lution, 20 days before tho battlo of
Lexington," wns the reply.
"Hut cannot tho senator tell mo tho
day and tho year?" persisted Mr. Wol
cott. Mr. Butler was stumped. "I can tell
tho senator tomorrow," ho finally re
marked. "Then," replied Mr. Wolcott. "I will
let my objection stniid until tomorrow
also."
A few minutes later Seuator Wolcott
relented, and Mr. Hutler made another
effort to get tho appropriation ugreed
to. This tlino It was Seuator Lodge
who objected.
"Oh, don't object, Lodge," Bald Wol
cott In a stage whisper; "he'll put tho
dato of the battlo forward a year if
you are Jealous ou account of Lexing
ton." Hut Mr. Lodgo continued to object,
ami tho monument bill rcmulued ou tho
calendar. Washington Post.
THE PARACHUTE.
A Miuik'a i:iHTlniriita In Air PIlKht
In lln- i:ii-wutli Onttirs-,
Credible aecouniH exist of nn nngllsli
fleiiedlctlne monk. Oliver or MiiIiuoh
bury, In the eleventh century hnvlng
tried to lly by iirccliiltntliu: himself
from the height of a tower with the nH
Blstaucoof wings iittnchcd to bin nriim
and IiIh feet It Ih Mild that having
gone iilong n little wny he Ml nml
broke his legH. He attributed IiIh acci
dent to failure to provide IiIh uppmntiH
with a tall, which would have helped
preserve IiIh equilibrium mid miiile Ids
duxceiit a gentler one.
In the sixteenth century Leonardo da
Vluel lliMt ilemoiiNtiiited that u bird,
which Ih heavier tliiin the ulr. aiiHtaliiH
Itself, iidvunccH In the ulr, "by render
ing the lliild deiiHer where It paxsoH
tliiin where It iIohm not pass." In order
to lly It linn to II x Its point of Hiipport
on the ulr. Its wlngn in the descend
ing stioke exeit a preiwure from above
down, the reaction of which from be
low up forces the center of gravity of
ItH body to ascend at each Instant to
tho height at which the bird wishes to
mnlutnln It. Some sketches which
hnve come down to us prove thnt Loo
nnrdo occupied himself, like Ollvor of
Molniesbury. with giving man the pow
er to lly by the assistance of wings
suitably fixed to the body.
We owe to Leonardo nlso the Inven
tion of the parachute, which ho de
Fciibed lu the following terms: "If n
man had a pavilion each side of which
was 1.1 braces wide and IS braces high,
he might enst himself from nny height
whntoier without fear of danger." It
may be wild, too, of Leoiinrdo da Vlncl
that ho was the first lo suggest tho
Idea of the bcicw propeller. Apple
tons' popular Mngiulne.
Tourist a.ul Ilrsl-clnss Bleeping curs
BOSTON,
MONTREAL,
TORONTO,
OTTAWA
ST. PAUL
For full particulars apply tn
K.J. COYI.H, II. II. AliHOTT,
A. U. P. A 11(1 Third St.
Vancouver, II. O. Portland.
MoreCheap Excursions
lo the East
Hound trip tickets from Denver, Co'o
ratio Springs, mid Pueblo tn Chicago,
Peoria nml intermediate points, will bo
fold August 10, and September 7 ami
21, by tho
GREAT
ROCK ISLAND
ROUTE
AT llTKOK
One lltgul.tr Faro Nus $2.00 liir lloum! Trip
Keturu Limit October .'II, llliKI
Allan
tie Kx.
V p, m
H p in
811. 111.
nx. Hun
iu p, ni
I mvo
Valcin1
WallaWalla, Hih.U,,. v..
upon, til. I'aul liiii. if"?"- i..
waakwcWcCSi'U-
VIA HUNTINGTON
for Ban Brunei,, n"U
ball cterj nva day,.
COMJMHIA IHVEII
HritAiif i.Va
To Astoria, ami wy UndlBil
tt'll.l.AMiriHf 1,.,
Ki.r Portland. NnWiVJiVL 1
mmimp. Trie, lax, Tn'
day aoif Saturday at 4.80 2
id.
Il
P.
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WILLAMKTTK IlIVKll iinTr-
IloaU to Portland aa aim.. UJ('
Mil
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clacked through from Halmn rTl,tt2
rlvur miiio to l-ortlaiui. (vi'.
!Hff Ws.1'"? "S.n Clly ifiheiSllfe. I.
""" moiu. iiuacia lo all luiim. zmtt
Washington, I'alirornla or ih v:..":
rail or
ii.i, ui inur ruiiic io rorilaiid rwi
iiiiulo at Portland with all ri"l, tSJi
lines.
w
(Jen, Pais
,A tjPorttaDdtl
.l. .. . AKoiit,Trado8trocttl,KkW.
(illy ticket ruul fretghl offlcoiiisoSl,
SOUTH AND Eflsi'
VIA
Southern Pacific Co,
THE SHASTA ROUTE
Trains Icavo Salem for Portland and m
stations nt 6:40 a. in. , 7:61 a. m. S
lull
- ssw a if n7i
.usoAit iiWr:
71'M l"
seoAU iii!
Ar ChlcaKU......... 7.15 A M nf!
Ar Ixm AUKlia... iu I' M laiTi
Ar Kl l'aK..... (to I' M aaip S
A r Kort Worth .. 3U A M I i i
Ar OltyorMoxIco 9M A M lojjli
Ar lluustou . .. II5AII jj 1 1
Ar Now Orlcans. cai p m: jii rJ
Ar WaahlnKlon 612AM Ml 13
Ar Now York 12,43 p M till t
4 :05 ii, in
hri'urtlaiid..
I,T Balcm.
Ar Ashlaud..
Ar Hacraraonto
Arau Francisco.
AfOjeTon. ...
Ar liciiTcr...
,lr Kansa, city.
One fare to Chicago nml return
Anjr. a.'JSI.M.LM, for tho
G. A. R. ENCAA1PMENT
Wlih liberal return limit.
SPECIAL TRAINS
Onw Niuiit Out to Ciiioaiio, will leavo
Denver 11:15 p. in., Colorado Springs,
:i:55p. m. nnd Pueblo 2. 15 p. in. for ox
cursloiiH uf Auk. 10 nnd 'Jl, mid Sept.
7 mid 21. Tickets nlm uood on regular
tralne For full information npply to
A. K Uoopkii, Gon. out. Portland Or.
I.. W. Thompson, A. (1. P. A..
Tojiekn, Xiin.
John Hkiiastiav O. P. A., Chicaito
Pulluiati
trains
and I
nut
J
a
tourists cars on hnik
s. Chair cars Sacramento to 0jd
CI Paso, and tourlBtcarstoChlMm
Ui 1 A..l.. K7... -l..... lur.iiTS1
ui. lAiiiin, nun viieiwm iiuu 1 1 mningion,
Coiinoctlng nt Han Fraud isco with of
eral BtOmnshlp Hues for Honolulu.
Japan, China, Philippines, Central o
Soutli America.
Seo Mr. W. V. Skinner agent at 8i!a
Station, or address
C. II. MAIIKIIAM, 0. V. A.,
Portlnud, Orfn,
POSSIBLY
You aro not nwaro of tlio fast time U.J
superb sorvlco now afforded by tlit
" BlrTORl"
2WH HAVE . A
-Daily Fast Trains
TO THE EAST. "
If you cannot tako tho morning tri
travel via tho evening train. Both in
finely equipped,
u0ur Specialties"
Kimt Time, Through Sorvlco, 1'allmu
Pahico Sleejiorn, Pullman Tourist Swp
era, Pullmiiu Diners, Library (Cats) C
and Kroo Ituclining Choir cars.
Hours in timo savod to Omaha, CM
ago, KaiiHas City. 8t. Louis, New YorU
Uoston, ami other Eastern points.
Tickets Kood to Salt Lake City nJ
Denver. , .
It is toyour Interest to use Tux 0u
inii I.iuirni). Tickets and imm
car bortliB can bo secured from
W. w. SKINKIX.
Agent B. P. Co,
Or Guy Powers, Ag't. 0' B.
' Salem Or.
J. II. Lothkop, Gon'l Agent,
No. 135 Third St. Portland Or.
iroad
OTEAM WOOD SAW
O Two Mnohlnos
Work Done Quickly.
Telephone 2583 black. Leave orders nt
fliidoniii on 12th street, or Steiner'e
arket. M V Ki.Kier. Ykw Pmiu. f,.flt
lltiraealiui.,
Ilorseshoes mo ot uncertain date nnd
have caused some discussion among
military historians. Nailed shoes were
not known by tho Greeks, for Xeno
phon gives minute Instructions for
hardening the hoof. Nor did tho Ito
iiiaiia use them. Nero had mules shod
with a plate of silver fastened by
crossed thongs to the hoof. With Pop
ptva, his Inter wife. It Is said theso
plates wore of gold. The earliest (iosl
tlve evidence of nailed shoes Is fur
nished by the skeleton of u horse found
In the tomb of Chlldcrlc I (I.VM at
Tournay In 1033.
I
op !
Tho very people who talk about "vul
gar trade" nro usually the onus who
never pay their bills. - Philadelphia
Ilecord.
Dignity may stoop to conqnor, but It
never grovels In tho dusL-Chlcago
News.
To Cure a Cold la Ont Day
TaVt) IjixatlTe llmmil Uululu. T.K1.M.
dmaillsis reriimt the mniiey If It MU ui eur.
L af llnivula .Iniism k. I. .... ..L l . . .
i viivis ttuiiuii i uti nun uvx.
Al.
it
DANDRUFF
FALLING HAIR
and BALDNESS
Kill the Germ (hat b Dutroyinj
the Hair Root
NEWBRO'S
HER PIC IDE
IS THE SCIENTIPIC REMEDY
THAT KILLS THESE
PARASITIC GERMS.
For Silt by DrusUU. Pries $1.00.
si
fJrflCC A complete stock
U l u O O ot grass and clover
QaA C seecs always on
OCCUO hand. Prirfx IHp
lowest possible for tirst-class
seeds. Give us a call before
buying X tt&TiHr
BREWSTER & WHITE,
The reel Mea.
Salem Soap
Works
Oregon Short Lino Rat
Tho Diroct Route to
Montana, Utah, Colorado
and all Eastern Points-
Ulvea choice of two favorite route, J
tho UNION PACIFIC Fast U
or tho UIO GKANDK Bcenio Un-
No Change of Cars.
Ou tho Portland-Ohlcago BpccUl,
Qnest iu tho West."
Bqulppod With'
Klcgaut wauitara Hleopers.
Kluo Now Drdluary TuiirUl 8leerr.
Hupom hlbrarvUutriil Cars.
Rileiidlpl)liiner, ilea's alaearw.
I....... l...Mll..ln .-I.BI. l-.r.
tkimferlalilo lloncties aaJ 8mo era.
liutlru Train Corapletelr VesliwiiN.
i'(h
For fuithor Information
j. ii. jiauaii, r. v jj
'ITnv. roes. AKt. Agent . -- -
1JOTI.tr.lRI lnrt.lnml Or. Sale"
applf .'
OUYPOftT-S
Is
Com is k MM W
TLMJ5 OABD.
i The pioprielnr of the Salt m Hoap
i .iik Ii.ih ihee..i,nTntiiii ol tl e under-
suineil deitlers,
I'tsiiHsiiiierai who dusiro a llrst-class
fc'ap uill
Encourage Home Industry
U urderiug Sileniiimdn foap from
Mra. II lliiffiimu,
II N I v" 1 1 ' r ,
F. X Albright.
tii'lilen Uuloctoro
l Meiner A. Co,
II. NouirulMiier.
i .lames SluinU,
Alex, Dane,
Yokohama Tea Store
, Namos of other mi-rchauts will
I added us arraugemetitaiiro made.
No. 2 For Yaqulna:
Train leaves Albany....
Tralu loaves Corvallls..
Train arrlviM Y.iqulna
No, l Returning.
Leaves Yanulun .
1 Leaves Corvallls
Arrives Albany, ..
No. 3 For Detreit:
Leaves Albany . -
Arrives Detroit.
No. 4 Reluming;
Leaves Detroit
A i rives Albauy.
No. 5.
leaves Corvallis
Arrives Albany . .
No. fl.
I.eiivHfl Albany..
Arrives Corvallis.
H .1
IP 't
L. A, Derngish,
Alluu lloersox,
.1. llowitt,
riuvngo& Reid,
M. T. Rineman,
C. M. Kpphy,
The Fair Store,
W. L. ade,
Jl.imou llros.
be
....
.
.l!!iO
l;10p.B
6:65 p.
7-00 a."
11:30 '
18:10 M'
TM'
11:20 .
12:10 P-1
i'.lit-'
6:00 -'
. 0:15 .
7:0,
H:05P.'
Arrtvea uorvaius. ..... . .fhsnT iw
(Jnoanrl two connect alAi'f . ,
Corvullla with SoutheruPaciDcef.
glylng direct service tiandiroiu
port and adjateut bt'ac,'e?La arrlrt'
Trains for tho uiounUlPS 'J ;,
Detroit ut noon, giving PJC ,m
to reach camping B'punds o
iltelieubusli aud Bantlaui m
alllo day. , , AK.nr !' '
Fho and six ctunect pords1
S,he,AVrttI t0 and fiSR"3S5&
9 nm
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