'-wngf Whin Pharaoh's dancliter Wliit ilown to the water Fliure tlicro was young Moses a-swimmis UlTlUt'.ll, Wld lils Imslcct all handy And a stick of swuto randy To kapu him from crj In until lie was found. Bez she to a maiden: "lirlng here tlm young liaytlion. Your trollcrj bo sliakin, ye lazy colleen. If tho water once wets lilm. Or tho alligators gets him, It's no crocodile's tears you'll bo shcddln, I weon." So whin from his swimmln Ho was brought to tho wlmmln, Faith It shows how tho blarney's a fcmalo's chief Joy. A nnti bow lie was makln, Just as ehuro as I'm upakln, "Begorra," saj s she, "ho's tho broth of a boy." Jack Haven lu University Courier. I SMELL SMOKE. Mr. Snoodlo is nn invorcrato smoker mid has a most rcprehonsiblo habit of Binoking in bed, but Mrs. Suoodlc, though sho allows him to smolco any wlicro else, very properly forbids him to indttlgo in such a dangerous practice? Howovcr, as Mrs. Snoodlo is a remark ably sound sleeper Mr. Snoodlo frequent ly manages to enjoy a few stolen whiffs. Ono night when in bed Mr. Snoodlo had an irresistiblo desiro for a pipe, which ho in vain endeavored to combat His wifowas fast asleep, so ho cautious ly stretched out his hand for his pipe, which lay on a little tablo by tho bed side. Then with equal caution ho fillet it, lighted up and was puffing away witli iutenso relish when Mrs. Snoodh txtrncd over and gave two or threi snorts. "I bulievo bho's going to wako up, ' thought Mr. Snoodlo and hastily took his pipo from his mouth and placed it on tho table. Mrs. Snoodlo gavo a few moro snortt and woko up. Then sho gavo a scries a buiffs, and Mr. Snoodlo trembled, foi tho room was pregnant with tobaccr smoke. "John, uro you smoking?" asked hit wifo sternly. "Certainly not, my dear. Whatcvo. makes you think so?" ho innocniitly in quired. "Bccauso I can smell tobacco, " she replied. "Phew, how strong it is! Don't you smell it, Johiir" "Can't say I do, Martha. I'vo got bit of a cold." "Open your eyes, man, and then you will, ' ' snapped Mrs. Snoodlo. "I don't smell with my eyes, "gig gled Mr. Snoodlo. "What I mean is wako up properly and sniff hard. Now, can't you smell it?" "Well cr I think there is a faint odor of tobacco, ' ' admitted tho culprit "Think faint odor! Why, tho place reeks with it! I tell you what it is, John, there's somebody smoking in the house," declared his wife. "Do you think Jano indulges in a pipo on tho sly?" suggested Mr. Snoodle. "Nonsense 1" "Woll, my dear, tho only other living thing in tho houso is tho cat, and 1 never heard of cats smoking. " "Don ' t talk rubbish, John. It 's a seri ous matter. It's my firm belief there's a burglar smoking in tho house." And Mrs. Snoodlo shivered. "Ah, very likoly, " replied Mr. Snoo dle, thankful for his lucky oscapo and preparing to go to bleep again. "John, aro you going to sleep and let tho houso bo ransacked?" askod his wife indignantly. "Cortainly not, my dear." "Then why don't you go down stairs and catch tho burglar?' ' Mr. Snoodlo very reluctantly got out of tho warm bed into tho cold air, sleep ily lighted a candle and moved toward tho door. "Aren't yon goiug to tako somo weapon of defense?" asked his wife. "Do you want to bo killed? I never saw sucli a man I" Mr. Snoodle rather sulkily seized tho poker and muttered that "if ho found a burglar ho'd mako it smoking hot for him." Ho had got half way down stairs and was thinking of anything but burglars when ho suddenly saw a man dart out of tho dining room and bolt down tho kitchen stairs. Mr. Snoodlo's first im pnlso was instant flight, for ho was an arrant coward, bnt ho was so astounded and petrified with fear that ho was ut terly unablo to either movo or speak. Ho simply stood still, holding tho caiullo nearly upsido down, with his month wido open. Then ho heard the back door bang and know that tho burglar was gone, so thought it was about timo for .action and to earn a little cheap glory. So ho roared eut: "You villains 1 I'll murder you! I'll scalp ycu as clean as a whistle!" and rushed down stairs. He hail never before felt so heroio in his life. Ho bounded into tho dining room and fought fiercely with tho furnituro, especially tho fender, as ho could bang into that without injuring it much un til ho was quito oxhaustcd. "Johu, John, conio up stairs 1" screamed Mrs. Snoodlo. "You'll bo killed 1" "It's all right, Martha!" shouted back Mr. Snoodle. "Havo you got the rascals safely bound then?" "N. they've got away. But I'vo nearly killod eml" "Thank heaven 1 Como up stairs and lot mo dress your wounds, dear," said Mrs. Snoodlo solicitously Mr. Snoodlo, after securing tho back door, which tho servant had omitted to ock and undoing tho bundle of plate hat tho burglar had left behind in his hurry to escape, went up stairs. "Oh, John," oxclidmri r o...,, Oh, John, on Tui.ni,n.. i.i... ..:. "" ouuotuo Mv...u.Mfa una, "Men vnn'ro dead?" not "No, dear," ho said, moppW hi brow. "But it was a tertbtaffi "I'm suro it was. I uuver helrd such on awful row. Did they tako anVtlS "Onlv their hoot." Ji1,"??' Snooalo. "I was Justin time to prevent enicRrrrinir off the heat n, .. . Biuuuu air. , . t 11 tl J Ut our Idiot o! n JiHia forjtit to lock Ito back door. I'll give it tb hoi- in (lid morn iugl" "Tho silly girl! How many burglars wcro there, John?" "Two. Ono groat fellow over 0 feet, and nnothcr bigger, if anything, but I caught ono u crack on tho head that must havo pretty well smashed it, and I'm suro I'vo broken tho other ono's leg, " declared tho mendacious Mr. Snoodlo. "Then I wonder ho could runaway," remarked his wife. "Hq doesn't run with his arms, Martha." "No, but you said you'd broken his leg, John. " "Oil, I meant arm." "I buppo-,e the place is covered with blood?" queried Mrs. Snoodlo. "No, they took that away with 'em I mean they ran nway so quickly that don't think it had timo to drop. " "I'm glad of that. I hopo you haven't ;ot any internal injuries, Johu?" asked Mrs. Snoodlo anxiously. "Well, dear," ho laughed, "I havo a strange empty fooling about tho stom ach, but I daro say a littlo whisky and water will put that all right." "John," exclaimed his wife, gazing at him admiringly, "I never felt so proud of you as I do at this moment. Fancy you tackling two great burglars and putting them to flight without get ting a bcratch yourself! I always thought you wcro rather a coward. For give me, darling, for having thought so, tor now I know you aro tho bravest of tho bravo!" "I don't know about that, Martha, but I think I havo my sharo of cour age, " said Mr. Snoodlo modestly. "You're a perfect hero!" exclaimed jdrs. Snoodlo enthusiastically. "Would .Tou not like a pipe, dearest? You haven't lad n smoko since supper time, and I'm ntro you deservo ono after your turriblo -xcrtions. As you know, John, I never abject to your smoking anywhere, ex cept in bod. That I will not allow. " "Quito right, Martha. Thero's no telling what such u piactico might lead to," remarked Mr. Snoodlo thoughtful ly, lighting his pipe. "Fancy, John," said Mrs. Snoodlo, 'fancy mo smelling those burglars smok ug! What inipudenco they 'vo got! How jver, if I hadn't siuellud tho binoke, wo ihouldn't havo discovered tho burglars, io wo may say our property Mas saved oy a pipe, may wo not?" "Wo may indeed, Martha," replied Mr. Snoodle, and ho meant it. London Tit-Bits. Goht Digging. Perhaps it was not an old "forty -uiner" who gavo tho following descrip tion, but it was a man who knew tho work in question. Like most cnthusi ists, howovcr, ho underrates tho trial md disappointment invelved: It's tho prettiest work lover did It's tho fascination of it, when you've struck it pretty rich and seo your gold sight in front of you, when you're pil ing it up every half hour of tho day, with a nugget now and again as big as a bullet to cheer you. And then when tho oveniug comes md yon count it up and find it a hun dred odd dollars just picked out o' tho earth that day woll, thero's nothing liko it! Then when you don't striko it yon al ways think you'ro going to. next day, and it's just as exciting hearing other men tell in tho oveniug what they've pulled out as it is counting over your own. Why, I'vo been three or four months at a timo without making a dol lar and without a cent in my pocket; but, gco whittaker, tho excitement of it -lou't givo a man timo to think how hard up ho is! Youth's Companion. A Creed of Love. Do not keop tho alabastor boxes of your lovo and tenderness scaled up until your friends aro dead. Fill their lives with sweetness. Speak approving, cheer ing words whilo their ears can hear them and whilo their hearts can bo thrilled and mado happier by them. Tho kind things you mean to say when they aro gono say before thoy go. Tho flow era you mean to send for their coffins send to brighten and sweoten their homes beforo they leave them. If my friends havo alabaster boxes laid away full of fragrant perfumes of sympathy and affection which they intend to break over my dead body, I would rather thoy would bring them out in my weary and troubled hours and open them, that I may bo refreshed and cheered by them whilo I need them. I would rather havo a plain coffin without a flower, a funeral without a eulogy, than a lifo without tho sweetness of lovo and sympathy. Let us learn to auoint our friends before hand for their burial. Post mortem kindness does not cheer tho burdened spirit. Flowers on tho cofllu cast no fragrance- backward over tho weary way. George W. Childs. The IenlH"Ins Woman. It is true that wo read a good deal about "tho designing woman" in novels written by ladies. It gives them pleas ure to describe theso dexterous and wily creatures doing such mischief among tho other box. Mothers, too, beliovo that their pure and innocent sous aro always in danger from theso unprincipled young persona And yet tho fact is that at 27 nouo of them can hold a candlo for ovil intention to any ordinary youth of 17. Tho hypocrisy with which for their own ends men nftect to fall in with tho fe male viowof flirtation and "tho design ing woman" is contomptiblo. Even tho most impudent oi them seldom veuturo to ndopt it among themsolves. Tho tonguo in their chook is too obvious. James Payn in London Illustrated News. llr.itn Iti-xtorer. Milk and cheeso havo been placed in tho list of brain restorers by mombers of tho Paris Academy of Medicine. Experi ments havo shown that absolutely pure Icaseino contains 753 parts out of 1,000 of oreauio phosphorus. The welsh rabbit may now bo eaten lato at night with a 'i; ttiui,i iVooii. clear confidence. Kate Field's Wash VR A Tcuiicssoo chaplain, thi UoV. A. li McNeilly, says that at Port Hudson hi regiment was encamped next to tho Thirtieth Louisiana, which was mado up of French speaking men. Tho French language, naturally enough, was a mys tery to mo t of tho rural Tenucssooans. One night nil hands wcro in tho trenches. Farragut's fleet was in tho river, and an attack by land was nlso expected. Tho Tennessee boys, who wore clobo to tho boys from Louisiana, no ticed that tho frogs in tho numerous ponds wcro croaking incessantly in a kind of low, continuous chatter. "Hark, boysl" said ono fellow. "These frogs have been camped so long by tho Thiitioth Louisiana that thoy are all talking French!" At another timo somo of the men wcro lounging by tho riverside when thoy heard some French speaking wom en, whowero engaged in washing, talk ing to each other. Suddenly ono of tho boys cnllod to an other, who was noted for his slowness of speech: "Como hero quick, Sam, and hear this woman talkl Sho can givo just ono flutter of her tonguo and say moro in a minuto than you can in a week." Youth's Companion. Politeneo. Politeness means much. A cablo car was humming up Broadway and collid ed with an express wagon at 'Tenth street "D your eyes!" yelled the driver. "D your own oyes!" an swered tho gripman, after which tho air was bluo with profanities and vulgari ties, which ought to havo resulted in somo head punching, and probably would had it not been for tho interior encoof a policeman, who, oddly enough, turned up at tho right timo. After that everybody went along out of temper, cross, red faced and ruffled. Not long niter that a hack was rumbling along Fourteenth street and nearly upset a light wagon in which two youug sports wero speeding Tho polo of the hack caught between tho spokes of the wagon wheel and would havo caused consider able dainago, but tho quick eyo of one of tho young men saw tho danger. "Ah, there, Johnnio!" said ho good naturod ly. "Look out, old man, or you'll break your stick." Tho hackman answered in tho same vein, and away they went, laughing, each about his own affairs. Yes, molasses is better than vinegar, and politeness is tho greaso of tho hu man axlo. Joo Howard. A Remarkable Tree. Tho most remarkablo tree yet discov ered flourishes in tho island of Fiorro, ono of tho largest of tho Canary group. This island is so dry that not even 'a rivulet is to bo found within its bound aries, yet there grows a species of tree, the leaves of which aro narrow and long and continuo green throughout tho year. There is also a constant cloud sur rounding tho tree, which is condensed, and falling in drops keeps tho cisterns placed under it constantly full. In this manner tho natives of Fierro obtain wa ter, and as tho supply is limited the population must of necessity bo limited also. Philadelphia Press. Singular Bookkeeping. The following is vouched for by a cor respondent as being extracted verbatim from a list of stores wanted by the steward of a Tyno steamship: "Stoara wonted; 2 doyan egs, 1 am, 14 pund bakon, 2 tins sasinger, 6 tins supe, 2 tins bilcd meet, 2 tins motin, 100 wato potaes, 0 lofes sofo bred, 1 blather lard, 1 smolo chcas, sum fresh moot & vegables, & sum Karirts and turmits, 2 tins sordoons, 2 tins histers (oysters) to try, 2 notmegs, 2 tins saxnln, 2 tins fruto, 1 tin marmalaid, 6 pund Bolt fish. ' ' Nowcastlo (England) Nowa Tho Day After the Burglary. 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