I iMwisr6" ,i . "fw . jyQp TURNING THE TABLES. Tlio Negro Met lliu Lawyer on IIIh Onu Ground. A Kentucky lawyer was Btamliu;r or. tlio steps of tho Covington postofllco tho other day, when nn old colored man caino up and touching his hat asked: "Kin you tell mo is dis do place whero dey sells postago stamps? ' "Yes, sir. This is tho place," replied tho lawyer, Feeing a chance of a little quiet fun, "but what do you want with postngo stamp?, uncle?" "To mail u letter, sail, of course." "Well then, you needn't bother about stamps. You don't havo to put any on this week." "I don't?" "No, sir." "Why for not?" "Well, yon see, tho conglomeration of tho hypotheuuso has differentiate!", tho parallelogram so much that tho con sanguiuity don't emulato tho ordinary effervescence, and so the government has decided to send letters free." Tho old man took off his hat dubious, ly, shook his head and then, with a long broath, remarked: "Well, boss, all dat may bo true, an I don't say it ain't, but just s'posen dat do eckccntricity of tho aggregation tran substantuates do ignominiousucss of do puppindiceler and sublimitcs do pus picuity of do consequences don't you qualiflcato dat do government would confiscate dat daro lettor? I guess I'd jest better put somo stamps on anyhow, fer luckl" And tho old man passed solemnly down tho street. Exchange. He Kxplnlned It, James Wilson of No ; Hampshiro used to tilt with Jeremiah Smith occasional ly. Once, whilo thoy were journeying together on horseback, Wilson rode on ahead, and meeting a stranger passed himself off to him as Smith, then a member of congress. Whou tho two at torneys stopped for tho night, Wilson related, in tho presonco of somo friends, what a great dignitary ho had been mis taken for. "Oh, no," said Smith, "tho man knew better. Ho said: 'Yon Jerry Smith? Why, ho's a respectablo mail. ' ' ' A man of tho namo of Smith being ar raigned in court for a criminal offense, Wilson "asked Smith how it was that so many offenders happened to have his namo. "Easily explained," replied Smith. "They want an honest namo to bo tried by, and so give tho namo of Smith, but on inquiry it will generally turn out that their truo namo is Wil son. " Green Bag. Hood's raiuou Hoax. There is a very protty story to tho effect that tho word "queer" camo into our languago through a hoax. I forgot who tho alleged perpetrators wero Thomas Hood perhaps but tho story goes that a wagor was mado to tho ef fect that tho maker of it could set all Londou to talking within 24 hours. Ho accordingly had painted on fences, houses, sidewalks and all vacant spaces tho letters, "Q-U-E-E-R." "Why, what is that?" everybody asked. And tlio response was that it was "queer;" henco everything that seemed strango after that was called "queer." It is a good story, and perhaps it is not fairto exp'Iodo it by saying thal'Trar word "queer" comes directly from tho Ger man. Boston Home Journal. Pay Dirt. Tho man who had gono west to grow up with tho country returnod to the scenes of his childhood in less than three years wearing good clothes and in many other ways giving competent tes timony of prosperity. "Hello 1" exolaimed an old friend, meeting him. "You must havo done woll in tho west" "Well, rather," was tho confident reply. "I struck pay dirt beforo I had been thero a year." "Pay dirt? I didn't know yon wero at tho mines. ' ' "I wasn't I bought a farm for ?50 an aero and sold it in town lots at $30 the lot That's tho kind of pay dirt to strike." Detroit Freo Press. Earning- Ills Living. An old colored man, with his legs twisted about liko corkscrows from rheumatism, and also partly paralyzed, sits on the step of tho Austin courthouse and solicits alms. "You must havo a pretty hard timo of it, undo," remarked a sympathetic stranger, handing him a nickel "Yes, boss, dat's n fact Dar's six ob us in do family, and I'zodo only ono able to get about and earn a libin." Texas Sittings. Hard to Understand. Squildig I can't make out why young Sappy isn't more popular with tho girls than ho is. McSwilligen Neither can L Ho is tho most ladylike gentleman of my ac quaintance. Pittsburg Chrouiclo-Telo-graph. He Didn't Mind. Mother Miss Kiulthers, your echool mistress, tells mo she's always being obliged to scold you, Johnnie. I'm sorry to hear that Johnnio (considerately) Oh, never tnind, mother. It doesn't matter. I'm not ono of those sensitive children, you know. Brooklyn Lift. I HOW GRANT BECAME A SN1 , An Incident That Caused tlie Orn Ocruliolim-il Vt "My father," said C 'tried to smoke whilo i !? 1 ti -- but only becauso it v ulations, and thei: very well at it. I from smoking lig during tho Moxicil a fixed habit. WhJUTr,1Trv-Nr and lived in tho rotx x xSff(fcsd a IMic not incessantly, T tlou't think that ho wa3 very fond of tobacco then. and really thero. was always a popular Misconception of tho amount of his imoking. But ho went on as a light smoker, a casual smoker, until tho day of tho fall of Fort Douclsou. Then tho gunboats having been worsted somo what, and Admiral Footo having been wounded, ho sent ashoro for my father to come and seo him. Father went aboard, and tho admiral, as is custom ary, had his cigars passed. My father took ono and was smoking it when ho went ashore. Thero ho was met by a staff officer, who told him that thero was a sortie, and tho right wing had been struck and smashed in. Then my father started for tho scene of opera tions. Ho let his cigar go out naturally, but held it between his fingers, no rodo hither and yon, giving orders and direc tions, still with tho cigar stump in his hand. "Tho result of his exertions was that Fort Douclsou fell after ho sent his mes sago of 'unconditional surrender, ' and 'I proposo to movo immediately upon your works.' With tho message was sent all over tho country tho news that Grant was smoking throughout tho bat tlo when ho only had carried this stump from Footo's flagship. But tho cigars began to come in from all over tho Un ion. He had 11,000 cigars on hand in a very sliort time. Ho gavo away all ho could, but ho was so surrounded with cigars that ho got to smoking them reg ularly, but ho never smoked as much as ho seemed to smoke. He would light a cigar after breakfast and let it go out, and then light it again, and then again let it go out and light it, so that tho ono cigar would last until lunchtime. " From an Interview With Colonel Frederick D. Grant About His Father in, McCluro's Magazine. A Gotliatn Incident. A sceno that attracted a crowd oc curred in .the Bowery very early ono morning. A girl not over 20 years olu, many of whoso natural beauties of faco could bo distinguished through her tears, sat on a doorstep of a sa'oon. Sho was well dressed. A group stood watch ing her, and while some of them in quired sympathetically why sho Eeemcd so distressed a yoVmg miss wearing tho customary poko bonnet of tho Salvation Army edged' her way through tho crowd, and catching "sight of tho way ward girl went up to her. Tho Salva tionist, resting upon ono kuco on tho stono step, throw her right arm over tho shoulder of the weeping girl, and tak ing her by tho hand drew her closo to her and began talking to her earnestly in a tone too low to bo heard by tho by standers. Tho utmost quiet prevailed, although tho crowd soon numbered sev eral hundred. After a little whilo tho girl was noticed to havo ceased crying. Sho brightened up, and tho blinding moisturo disappeared from her eyes. A smilo took tho placo of tho drawn look on her face, and sho clung closely to hor comforter. Sho finally arose, embraced tho Salvationist warmly, and thoy both OlUXlUU Ul IUW.M14 .L.111.U .ivuuuc?, kill? arm-sjf tho Salvation Army lass in- twined aronnaiiiv.vjist of her appar ently reclaimed sister. ia crowd ei- lently dispersed. Now York Sun. - English Homes and American. On entering an Englishman's houso tho first thing one notices is how woll his houso is adapted to him. On enter ing an American's houso the first thing ono notices is how well ho adapts him self to his houso. In England tho estab lishment is carried on with aprimoviow to tho comfort of tho man. In America tho establishment is carried on with a primo view to tho comfort of tho wom an. Men aro moro selfish than women; consequently tho English homo is, a3 a rule, moro comfortable than tho Ameri can homo. An Englishman is continually going homo; an American is continually going to business. Ono is forever planning and scheming to got home, and to stay homo, and to enjoy tho privileges of home, whilo tho other is moro apt to dovoto his energies to make his business a place to go to and in which to spend himself. These miuor details of domes tic lifo put their impress upon larger matters of business and politics. Prico Collier in Forum. A rahle. A swallow flew down and plucked a small pieco of wool from tho back of a sheep. Tho sheop was very indignant and denounced tho swallow in scathing terms. "Why do you mako such a fuss?" asked tho swallow. "You never say anything when tho shepherd takes all tho wool you havo on your back. " "That's a different thing entirely, " replied tho sheep. "If you know how to take any wool without hurting mo as tho Bhepherd does, I would not object so much." This fablo is merely intended to ex plain why millions can to stolen with impunity, while tho theft of a pair of boots or a loaf of bread is 5'.hed with such severity. Texas . . Quick Traiuir "Did yer ever stop toi Meaiiderinu Mike. " bou.v I pVSon. il, bo fa Jf 1 rnrnineon its axis oilCOOVt "Courso I have' raid Pkis Ut a migury ias& ijruvt;., bu um it don't seem wuth whilo tryin uk prove on it. Er foller.that abytoon. earth at thatrato of nrl Q if regon, goned nara icr sausiy iw ain'twuth list'nin to nor Ington Star. ; fteMAMN , ,-AIL. e Idaho lYultciitlury Raises lA'gal t)ui'Htlon. I r'edbype, ' ompelled to prefer prison life to the ea uy persons wtio nave UmIUmI in Ann tlirt otrintul It 'bueh a one is Narcisse Nero, jlii, who for the past 11 months ......Incarcerated in the penitentiary TTnSurglary committed in Kootenai county. Nero has been an exemplary prisoner, and although his sentence was for ono year his good behavior, under tho rules of tho institution, earned him ono month's commutation. Tho 11 months expired the other day, and Ward en Campbell informed him ho was at liberty to depart. Nero said lie did not want to go. Lifo within the prison walls was for him pref erable to being turned adrift in a cold world. The warden told Nero he was sorry for him, but his time was up, and he would be squired to leave tho homo to which ho had become so attached in so short a time. Then Nero adopted now tactics. He raised tho point that he did not have to accept the month's rebate on his sentence for good behavior unless he pleased to. He did not desire to accept it, and there fore could not be put outuntil the expira tion of tho full 12 months. This raised an entirely now question, and Deputy Warden Cuddy was dis patched to lay the case before Governor McCounell. The governor instructed Warden Campbell to allow Nero to re main until the return of the attorney general. Tho governor said if it should be shown such action was wrong he would pay for Nero's board out of his own pocket. Boise Statesman. A HERO'S MONUMENT. Ono of the Terrible Incidents of the Civil War Recalled. G. W. Humphrey of Shelby county, Mo., has just ordered a monument to bo placed over the grave of Hiram Smith at Palmyra, Mo. Smith was a victim of the McNeil butchery, which occurred at Palmyra during the war, and which was one of the most brutal affairs known in history. One of General McNeil's men was missing, as the story goes, and he be lieved that he had been foully dealt with. McNeil announced that if the missing man was not turned up by a certain time he would select a number of citizens from the community and put them to death. People looked upon it as an idle threat, but the time came, and McNeil did as ho said he would do. Humphrey's father was one of the men selected and would havo been murdered with the rest had not his friend, Hiram Smith, volunteered to take his place in the doomed column and die in his stead. Humphrey was a married man, and Smith was single, and on this account permitted himself to be shot so that his friend might be spared to his family. The children of Mr. Hum phrey havo long intended to erect a mon ument over the grave of the young hero who died to spare their father, but the matter has been put off until now. Quincy (Ills.) Cor. St. Louis Republic. Muffled the Bell. People who passed St. Paul's cathodral ono eveniug last week may have fancied that the clock did not striko 8. It, how ever, really did strike, and its Boundless ness was, says The Daily News, due to a pious little conspiracy, of which certain music lovers who shall be nameless may perhaps not unreasonably be suspected. Bach's "Passion," according to St. Mat thew, was being performed in the cathe dral before an enormous congregation, and. as everybody who attends each cere- frs3il.i is aware, a church clock has the awkward nnrrr f strikinrr at verv incon. venient momeuts, orunntirely epoiling the effect of quiet paBsagSs.- c certain young men mounted the bell toww. onii took the liberty of tying a kneeling cusn. L ion to the bell hammer, which thus fell without noise. Immediately after 8 o'clock the cushion was brought down again, and the clock struck 0 as usual. Pall Mall Budget. Czar Alexander's Diplomacy. Russia needs peace in order to develop her internal affairs. She entered into relations with Frunco not in order to make wur ou Germany, but to form a counterpoise to the triple alliance and prevent France from embarking on a policy of adventure which might have dragged Russia against her will into war. Now that Russia is sure of the pa cific intentions of France, she is binding Germany to her by ties of interest. Thus she holds in her hands the policy of two great nations which for nearly a quarter of a century have maintained a hostile attitude. If it is Alexander III who per sonally directs the foreign policy of hit empire, it must be admitted that ho is endowed with admirable diplomatic re sources, for tho game has been played bo quietly and so surely as to be worthy the eulogium of futuro historians. Paris Herald. Open For Kiperlinents, A recent iesue of Tho Medical Bulletin printed the following remarkable effer: Physicians desiring to obtain a subject on which U observe the process of di gestion or other workings of the vital or gan, or on whom to try the effects of poisons and their antidotes, may proba bly do so by communicating with the ed itor of The Bulletin. 8ubject is unmar ried aud not prevented by any ties or re sponsibilities from acting in this matter as he chocs."8, and does not object to-a proba) nesd&rmination of the affair. unable t.ngl)aln Several t Fridny cwlom M ulm. 1p ti,at day the Span tbls mortifi a certain number leaving on tJod to death, and -rfc regent reprieved Johnneu, standing with near J&cetitious for mercy, on one nrrljd the other on a nfa twelvflyfc-'jr. aa'MjUttQ i,i.n,hnmh&mditnlMirrei;Abjxt.rnl remedy ever produced ., . fVI'WitVV Pi Pi Pi PRICKLY ASH, POKE ROOT AND POTASSIUM Wakes Marvelous Cures in Blood Poison Rheumatism and Scrofula P. P. P. purifies toe blood, builds up the weak and debilitated. Rives strength to weakened nerrcs. cxpeli diseases, siring tho patient health and happiness where sickness, gloomr feelings and Issrltuds flrst prevailed. Far primary, secondary nnd tortlarr syphilis, for blood poisoning, mercu rial poison, malaria, dyspepsia, and in all blood and skin diseases, like blotches, pimples, old chronic ulcers, tetter, scald bead, boll?, erysipelas, eciema we may say, wit lout (car of contradiction, that 1". P. P. Is the best blood purifier In the world, and makes positive, speedy and permanent euros In all cases. Ladles whose systems are polsohed and whose blood Is In an Impure condi tion, due to menstrual Irregularities, are peculiarly benefited by the won derful tonlo and blood cleansing prop erties of P.P. P.-Prlokly Ash, Poko Boot and Potassium. BrjtiNanTELD, MO.. Aug. 14th. 1803. I osn speak la the blRUest terms of your medicine from my own personal knowledge. I was affected with heart dlasase, pleurisy and rheumatism lor 35yeirs, was treated by tho very best fthyslclans ana spent hundreds of dol ars. tried every known remedy with out finding relief. I havo only taken one Dottle of your P. P. P., and can cheerfully say It has done me more good than anything I have ever taken. f osn recommend your medicine to ail anffarara Of the above diseases. MJIB, M. M. YEARY. Springfield, Oreea County, uo. HIWWIW A POSTAL SAVINGS PLAN. Senator Kyle lias Advanced nn Idea That May Possibly llecomo Law, Tlio present financial stringency and trouble with savings banks and other in stitutions of deposit have suggested to Bon a tor Kyle of Dakota u postal savings scheme. Ho is of the opinion that the designation of certain postoffices in vari ous parts of the country as receivers for Bmall deposits would be advantageous, and a bill is now beforo tho senato com mittee on postoffices providing for the details of such a plan. It is proposed to receive small deposits it money order offices, for which inter est at the rate of 2J per cent per annum will be paid. The depositors will receive stamps in denominations ranging from 10 cents to $ 1. These are to be kept as securities by the depositor and are trans ferable and redeemable on presentation at any money order office, proofs of course being required as to the identity of the holder. The money thus accumu lated by the government is to be loaned to farmers on first mortgage security on lands worth $0,000 and over at 4 percent interest. The scheme is not wholly new or wholly impracticable. Postal savings banks ore a regular feature of the Brit ish and continental postal arrangements of Europe. Mr. Wuuamaker was a warm advocate of the idea whilo he was post master general. There is little doubt but that Bome plan of making small do posits through the postofilco would be upeful to persons far removed from sav i aj banks and other banking institu tions. They would mako the hoardings of many people available in the interest bearing funds. The banking project, however, of loaning money to farmers on real estate is a matter upon which a difference of opinion might readily ex ist. As a consequence it would be quite ' ?cessary to discuss this feature of the Kyi hill exhaustively, It is to 1)0 hoped'that a good working postal eavihj, scheme will be developed in this countrj -n the near future. While it may not be noe to the degreo that it is in some foreign-untries, it would undoubtedly prove a g,ttt publio con venience and an induccm to more general saving among persona1 , Bmall income Baltimore Herald. The Stay Abed Club. Of tho many curious and interesting features to bo met with in New Orleans life thero is none other moro interesting than tho Stay Abed club, an organiza tion composed of bedridden people. Tho qualifications for membership aro con firmed invalidism and tho ability to commuuicato with other memberu of tho club by letter. Tho idea and plan of thii singularly pathetic organization origi nated with a lady who for 16 years has boon a bedridden sufferer. Sho con ceived the scheme of writing down each day her experiences, impressions and thoughts, and this essay or letter she exchanged with an invalid friend, re ceiving in return a similar epistle. Presently the circle of correspondents grew larger, and lost winter there were 14 invalids enjoying tho curious, beau tiful benefits of tho club. Each member writes his or her letter each day, and this communication is pawed around In routine to tho others, bo each member jia.? 13 letters overy day, aud thus new ideas aro suggested, the monotony of tho sickroom is relieved, and the in vali'l'ri thoughts are beguiled away from -lf. Chit ago Record. Imitator aad lapottorf. The unequalled success of Alloock's Dcrous nlftstere as an external remedy iiM induced unscrupulous parties to of fer Imitations, which they endeavor to 811 oa tbe refutation of Allcock'a, It is an absurdity to speak of tiiem Jb the Mait eatory as the genuine porous plaster. Thir alleged equality with Alloock's k a falsopretemte. Tbe abkt practltlotMM aa4 ebemtett, and tboes and of grateful patients unite In d p.iifirie Alicook's porous piasters ih ,i, j ,r Aiiiwvti, ana use nooinor. JHMiiJrstli'i ptlliftet upoa tbe whole . w on Ym' PIMPLES, BLOTCHES AND OLD SORES CATARRH, MALARIA, KIDNEY TROUBLES and DYSPEPSIA Are entirely reraovm by jPJPJP. Prlokly Ash, Poke .toot and Potas sium, the greatest blood purifier oa earth. AncnPBGN, O.. July 31. 1891. UE14KS IiiPPMAHBuos., savannah, Oa. t Dkak Sirs-I bought a bottle of 7 our P. P P. at Hot Sprlnn.Ark. .and tbaa dnnoino more (rood than threu months' treatment at the Hot Spring. Dead throe bottles Cv O. D. nwpectfu.lur, Aberdeen, Brown County, O. Capt. J. D. Johnston. To ell tpAo.ii If may ror.ctrtu 1 horo tiv t ntt If v to th a wonderful nroDertloa of P. P. P. for eruptions of the skin. I sightly md disagreeable eruption oa my I:ico. 1 trlod cvtt known reme dy bu. In valu, until P. P. P. was used, nna urn now onureij cureu, (Signed by) J. D. JOHNSTON.' Savannah, da. Khlu Caacer Cured. Ttitimon) fromlht Mayer of StqunTtx. Bcqci.-t, Tnx., January 14, 1893. MnssRs. Lippaf an Baon. . Savannah. Oa. I Gentlemen 1 havo tried your P. P. P. for a dlseaae of the skln.'usually knorrn -a skin rancer.ot thirty years' otandlug, and found (treat roller. It purlf.eathe blood nnd removes all Ir ritation from tho seat of tho disease and prevents nny spreading of the sores. I have taken flveor six bottles and fee) confident that another course will effect a euro. It has tlso relieved me 'mm Indigestion and stomach trooL'ea. Yours trUly. . CAPT. W. 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'nfn tli oMftki suaJ pci tMr tW to Wp tb lr Teas, OoiaIii ' die t' pearl, Wfrw JlyJNI -A JU DAILY EDITK),5&- j SAL Highest of all in Learf : E.R (P j sOI TV nutria j i i , !tr. c. ST. LOUIS KSXt A I.I, EASTERN CITIES 2l DAYS to Js CHICAGO Hours ihs Ouickest to Chicago the East. atid Hours u'c'(er to O"1? v- Through Pullman and Tourist Sleepers, Fre' Reclining Chair Cars, Dining Cars, h ii. h. curie, OLIVKIt W. MINlt. jlkeiven. rJ.UIXMlVAMJtCU O.N, for rates and general Information call ni oruddross, w. ii, nrntiaiunT, ami, o. v. 2M Washington Hi . Cor.Sd I'OKTl.AND. (IHkOON. East and South vrA THE SHASTA ROUTE ol thn Southprn Paclc Company. CAXiroltrltA. KXPItKW TKAIN KUN DAILY BF TWJCK14 KltolljAMO AMDB. If, H'lUUl. 6 11 p. in. 9:1 6 p. n, ll):4 1 a. in. North. L.V. JjV. Ar. 1'orUciUU Hnlem Hnn r'ran. Ar. K'M n. ID 6:J u. in 7:00 p. lu liV. L.V. Above trul tin slop nl ull MntlmiH from I'ttrtinnd to Altmny IdcIuhIvo; Iho ntTaueeiit liedd, Hulsor, Hiirr Hbur, Junction City, Irvluij, Kueeuo und all stutlouafrom KoHeburg to Ashland Inclusive HUSBHt'lUiMAlI. DAILY, 4:30 a. in, I Lv. 11:17 a. m j Ly 0 p. in. I Ar. Portland Halem Koueburg Ar. I .:.4i p. iu. Lv. I 1:40 p. m. I.v. 7:00 a. in Diuiiig Cars on Ogdcn Route PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS A-ND Second Class Sleeping Cars Attached to ull through train. SSSSSSSSSSBSSS, Vest Side Division, Between Portland and Cervallis: DAIJ.Y(EX0E1-T SUNDAY). 7:30 n.m. Iifclfip.ru. rev. I Ar. Portland florvitllla Ar. Lv. 6:85 p. m, 1:00 p. it. At Albany and Oorvallla connect '.ralUN ofOroKon Pnrdna Ilallroad. will. EXVKKHHTKAlrl l)rll.y KXUKfTHUNllA Y I:IU p. m. 7:2? p. m. ILv. lAr. Portland McMlnuvllle Ar. 6:60 a, n THROUGH TICKETS ro all polnu In the Kusttrn Btates, Cunado ind Kurope can be obtained at lowest rate from W. W. 8KINNKH, Agent, Halem. E.P. IWOKIUI, Asvt. U. K. and Pbm. Ag" It. KOKHL.KK. Manaanr NORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. B U N S Pullman Sleeping Cars Elegant Dinino- Cars Sleoolnc Cars Tourist ST. PAUL MINNEAPOLIS DULUTII FARGO GRAND rORKS CROOKSTON WINNIPEG , HELENA and BUTTE TO "IIItOUGn TICKETS TO yi'trtnn W. un TON probtv ant Is tt believe they are. of their recent i, dlaeolut.OB until tPP3 . aWo think themeelvtMmj Polierat' BUD- justify uieM in .nuwiv aarrlsuui errg b1 Ukea nexteeswou oi pmM"i tlve complete riewcaaue pnKi4ui . . tsjintiCD J hi.. u,j. onfuMtrtad t A. I YTAonCfV Uskm .M IBii beer wearlaeea of tlw members i - ,niiniuiiis insJnr batt leaders of tbe opioltlon aoos wiiitia of 1 acorn Detent baadlluK WOWMI mm, eefjetally In tl4r erlttItsK tbe sauMiea f W tb CITY OFFICIAL PAPER. NO. 151 This Great R.il aiiway Svstenr Vv. at- ST. PAUL and OMAHA V'lth all transconllnonUiI Huesgiving direct and twin communica tion to all,. BTK11N atlU EOCTI1EKN P01NTB, ANn 13 T1IK :::0XL VALINE::: ruuulug Rlectrlo I.lglitrd and Slcuni Ilenletl Vwllbulcd.trulns ol elf-front Bleeping, Parlor, Ulnlng nnd llullel Uurs, with Jfreo Itecliittng Chairs, Malting' IU service lecocdito; noaeuini tbe ;worid. j, .1 Tlckcts are on sale at all iromlnent;ralIr6ft. t oket offlces. For further Into-matlon onktheicareBtra.. road airent, or address' C. J. EDDY, General Agt. J, W. CASEY, Trav. Pass Ag PORTLAND, Oregon. WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES (Northern Pacific R. R, Co., Lesuo.) TWO FAST TBA3NS Dally H-twren Bt 111111, Minneapolis and Chloogo. M IwHtikee nnd all points in Wisconsin; att ng connection In oliluagowltb all lines ran -iliiftnstund Koutb. rickets sold and hacRuee checked throuijh o ill tvii'iiH in the United States and Canaiil I'rovlneea. Kut iu ndirinotinn rgurdlnii Hootes, ratst?, mp. fldrB, ef ,add tSi.V'.'"- nr.fir tnk et agent or J A3, O. POND, ..mi i'bw, nnd Tkt.'Airt., Mllwuuaee, Wig . HOUSE Anting, Decorating, 1 Hard Wood Finishing, Oan give good reference!. KstlniuUa lurt.lsh dJ. Addrvns, (.oo, ksobstrutb, rlalim. (eel dTicoon Hnlem Mouir ltd I way, No tb Silim i.pavo ordorsnt llnir ,v lltor". IMd V. .OnT. PutiCtnt. , II. AI.BKST, Casblcr. d i m ORJSALEIVI.B fflk Trnnsartsa irftnoral banitinir businti! ivoinpi aiientmn nam to collections, uoens ainde. mcbanite e pougnt una boiu.iojiiiub tliewold. flv ?1 prlnol pal cities oft 1. VAJS Ul Uuvn. J M. Martin. ffi. It. lltOIHAN, W. A, cnwoK, V. W, Martin, J, U. Alhekt, II. V. MATTlIKwn, Dlrentnni . -" HERCULES GtiorGUEEB A SURE PPWER. HO ELEOTRIO WITH A CHEAP LINE. Requires antes, (ro bat Brdeb. ALWAYS AND YOUB WIFE SPARK, ffitt.8 LlKIWtO EN TEWSTOKtCPm Rcaoy to Start, CAN SUN If. WE HIVE ACTUAL eaWfcH. PALMER & KEY, Ban Franclsro, C'nL rurMftn ftJHl, frt jtV-".. FHOEJ 5L SUll00LS-,4tl. Yei' Q rnDi Infant. Connecting and Primary elMtee everv week day from 0 a, m. to 12 m, except Saturday. MISS 0. BALLOU, - - PiMpl ITRAINING CLASSES for teaclieiB dally praotlce work from m Da. iu, to I'd m. Iu Kindergarten. On Monday, Wednesday and Friday from i to 4 p. m, CImm mtet for stmlv of Proebel nysteui, Mrs. P. t. Knlgbt, Principal, MOTHER'S ClASS. Meeta Fridny from 2 to 4 p. m, wU training ckuw, couilootcl by Mr. Knlglit and MIm Uallmi. Kur " r Information apply at Klii'titr' roouiH, corner Court andLIKfM n m. THE WILLAM.L4 fE, 8 ALEUT, OREGON, lUlm, 2&Q to i.00 harlVv The tMt Hot) b4tw rsrUsul abi -i VtanclMO. rirtt-rllaaHMtrr)elUa.t.l1'. lbt table ar krv4 with Wt Choicest FruiU rewa lata Wll!aiU VaMr, ZZr O .. r W y.W Tatorandy IK Kin oi v' Htedlrj ao,4i Capital Vm m r m 1 In I n 7T IT J l3 niw I 111 W" A r.Y' VVV .Ok UrC ..KSJfcV 'YV ,'r- 1 M Q tri f j SAevt.r ' i ,- 5C :. $r ;r t