'''J" AS SJM IN TJ1JB FACE. THE MAP OF THE MIND DISCUSSED AT THE TABERNACLE. jtsv. Dr. Talmnco Soys tho Clmrncter of tho Counlenauco Ii n Mirror of tlu Soul. Most AVonderful of Ootl's Works. Brooklyn, Fob. 25. In tho Biook lyn Tnbcrnnclo this forenoon Rov. Dr. Tnlrango clioso for tho subject of his icrmon "Tho Huninn Fnco" nntl held iis gient nutlifinco fascinated with tho charm of his eloquence as he discoursed on a bubject of universal interest. Tho text was Ecclcsiastes viii, 1, "A rann's wisdom mnkoth his face to shine, and tho boldness of his faco shall bo chang ed," or, as it may bo rendered, "tho sourness of his faco shall bo sweetened." Tims a littlo change in our English translation brings out tho hotter mean ing of tho text, which sets forth that tho charaotor of tho faco is decided by the character of tho soul. Tho main features of onr countenanco woro decid ed by tho Almighty, and wo cannot change them, but under God wo decido whether wo shall have countenances benignant or baleful, sour or sweot, wrathful or genial, benevolent or mean, honest or scoundrelly, impudent or mod est, courageous or cowardly, frank or tneaking. In nil tho works of God there is nothing more wonderful than tho hu man countennnco. Though tho longest laco is less than 12 inches from tho hair lino of tho forehead to tho bottom of tho chin and tho broadest faco is less than 8 inches from cheek bono to cheek bone, yet in that small compass God hath wrought such differences that tho 1,000,000,000 of the human race may lio distinguished from each other by their facial npp-.arances. AN INDEX OF CHARACTER. Tho faco is ordinarily tho index of character. It is the throno of tho emo tions. It is the battlefield of tho pas sions. It is tho catalogue of chnractor. It is tho map of tho mind. It is tho geography of tho soul. And while the Lord decides before our birth whether wo shall be linmlsomoor homoly wo are by tho charactor w6 form deciding whether onr conntonnnces shall bo pleas ant or disagreeable. This is so much 60 that somo of tho most beautiful faces aro unattractivo because of their arro gance or their deceitfulness, and somo of the most rugged and irregular fea tures are attractive because of tho kind ness that shines through them. Acci dent or sickness or scarification may veil the faco so that it shall not express tho soul, but in tho majority ot cases give mo a deliberate look nt a man's countonanconnd I will tell you whether he is a cynic or nn optimist, whether he is a miser or a philanthropist, whether ho is noblo or ignominious, whether ho is good or bad. Onr first impiession ol a man or woman is generally tho accu rate impression. You at the first glance make up your mind that somo man if unworthy of your friendship, but after ward, by circumstancps being put into intimate association with him, you come to like him and trust him. Yet stay with him long enough, and you will bocompclled to return to your orig inal estimato of his character, but it will bo after ho has cheated you' out of everything ho could lay his hands on. It is of God's mercy that wo have theso outside indexes of character. Phronol ogy is one index, nntl while it may be carried to nn absurd extent there is no doubt that you can judge somewhat of a man's charactor by the shapo of his head. Palmistry is another index, nnd whilo it may bo carried into tho fanciful and necromantic thero is no doubt that certain lines in the palm of tho hand aro indicative of mental and moral traits. BIBLE PHYSIOGNOMY, Physiognomy is .another index, and whilo tho contour of tho human faco may sometimes mislead us wo can gen erally, after looking into tho eyo and noticing the curve of tho lip and tho spread of tho nostril and tho correla tion of nil tho features, como to n right estimato of n man's character. If it woro not bo, how would wo know whom to trust nnd ihom to nvoid? Whether wo will or not, physiognomy decides n thousand things in commercial and financial nnd social and religious do mains. From ono lid of tho Biblp to tho other thero is no scienco so reoog nizod asthntof physiognomy, and noth ing more thoroughly taken for granted thnn tho power of tho soul to transfig ure tho face, Tho Bible speaks of tho "faco of 'God," tho "faco of Josug Christ," tho "faco of Esau," tho "faco of Israel, "tho "facoof Job," tho"faco of the old man," the shining "faco of Jiloses," tho wrathtul "faco of Phara oh," tho oshea on tho fnco of humilia tion, tho resurrectionary staff pn tho faco of the dead child, tho hypocrites disfiguring thoir face, and in my text the Biblo declares, "A man's wisdom maketh his faco to shine, nnd tho sour ness of his faco shall bo sweetened." If the Bible has so much to say nbout physi ognomy, wo do not wonder that tho world has innda it n study from tbo early nges. In vnin the English purlin went in tho timo of George II ordered publicly whipped and Imprisoned those who studied physiognomy. Intelligent people always have Btudied it and al ways will study it. Tho pens of Mws and Joshua and Job and John and Paul os well as of Homer and Hippocrates and Galen and Aristotle and Socrates and Plato and Lavater have been dipped into it, nnd wbolo libraries of wheat and chaff have been garnered on this theme. Now, what practical religious and eternal use would I make of this subject? I am going to show that whijo we are not responsible for our features, the Lord Almighty having decided what they ihall bo prenatally, us tho psalmist de clare when he writes, "In thy book all &y members were written, which in continuance were fashioned when as ret there was none of them," yet the cnaracter whjcb under God we form Ul chiMi the face nott mightily, Ey. cry man would like to havo been made in appenranco nn Alcibiades, and every womnn would like to have beon made n Josephine. Wo nil want to bo agree able Our usefulness depends so much upon it that I consider it important and Christian for every man and'woman to bo as agreeablo as possible Tho slouch, tho sloven, tho man who does not enro how ho looks, all such peoplo lack equipment for usefulness. A minister who has to throw n quid of tobacco out of his mouth boforo ho begins to preach or Christians with beard untrinimed, making them to look liko wild beasts como out of tho lair vea. unkemnt. hncombed, unwashed, disagreeable men or women aro a hindrance to religion moro than n recommendation. A SCATHING REJOINDER. Now, my text suggests how wo may, independent of features, make ourselves agreeablo, "A man's wiBdom maketh his faco to shine, and tho sourness of his faco shall bo sweotened. " $Vhat t say' may como too lato for many. Their countenanco may by long years of hard: ncss havo been frozen into stolidity, or by long years of crnol behavior they may havo Herodized all the machinery of expression, or by long years of nvarico they may havo been Shylocked until their faco is as hard as tho precious metal they are hoarding, but I am in tfmo to help multitudes if the Lord Will. That it is possible to overcomo disadvantages of physiognomy was in this country mightily illustrated by one whoso lifo recently closed after having served in tho presidential cabinet at Washington. By accident of firo in childhood his faco had been moro pite ously scarred than any human visage that I ever saw. By hard study ho aroso from being a poor boy to the very height of the legal profession and when an attorney general for the United States was needed ho entered tho presi dential cabinet. What a triumph over destroyed human countenance! I1 do not wonder that when an oppos ing nttorupy in a Philadelphia court room ciuelly referred to this personal disfiguiemeiit Benjamin F. Brewster re plied in these werds: "'When I was a babe, I w.is a beautitul bluo eyed child. I know this becauso my dear dead moth er told mo no, but I was ono day play ing with my sifcter when her clothes took fue. nnd I ran to her relief and saved her, but in doing so my clothes took fire, and the fiio was not put out until my i'reowns as blue!: as tho heart of tho scoundrel who has just now re ferred to my disfigurement." Heroism conqueiing physical disabilities! That scholarly regular features aro not neces sary for making powerful impression witness Paul, who photographs himself as in "bodily prcsenco weak," nnd George Whitefield, whoso eyes were struck with strabismus', and Alexander H. Stephens, who sat with pale and sick faco in invalid's chair whilo he thrilled tho American congress with his elo tjuence.nnd thousandsof invalid preach ers and Sabbath school teachers and Christian workors. Aye, the most glori ous being the world over saw was fore seen by Isaiah, who described his face bruised and gashed and scarified and snid of him, "His visage was so marred, moro than any man." So you seo that tho loveliest face in the universe was a Bcarred face. THE BRIGHT SIDE AND THE DARK. And now I am going to tell you of eomo of the chisels that work for tho disfiguration or irradiation of the hu man countenanco. Ono of tho sharpest and most destructive of those chisels of the countenance is cynicism. That sours tho disposition nnd then sours tho face. It gives a contemptuous curl to the lip. It draws down tho corners of tho mouth and inflates the nostril as with n malodor. What David said in uasto thoy say in their deliberation, "All men are liars," everything is going to ruin. All men nnd women are bad or going to be. Society and the church are on tho down grade. Toll them of an net of benevolence, and they say he gavo that to advertiso himself. They do not liko the present fashion of hats for wo mon or of coats for men. They nro op- posed to tho numiiustranon, municipal and etato and national. Somehow fpod does not tnsto as it used to, and thoy wonder why thero are no poets or ora tors or preachers as when they were boys. Evon Solomon, ono of JhG wisest and nt one time ono of the worst of men, falls intd tho pesaimjstio .mood and criosout in tho twenty-first chapter of Proverbs, ""Who can find a virtuous woman?" If he had behaved himself totter nnd kept in good associations, he would not havo written that interroga tion point implyiug the scarcity of good, womanhood. CynlciBm, If n'habit, as It is with tens of thoueanda of peoplo, writes itself nil over the featiirafljlnccL eo many sour visages all up and dbwn the street, all-up and down the chnrch and tho woild. Ono good way to mako Iho world worse js tp say Jt is worse Let a depressed and foioboding opinion of everything toko possession of you, for 20 years, and you Will be t sight to be hold. If is the chastisement of Uod that when a man allows hia-JjttarUtaboJ cursed with cynicism his face becomes gloomed and scowled nnd lacbryraosed snd bloated with the same midnight. ANQELO'B RUSE, But let Christian cheerfulness try lta rhisel upon n man's countenance. Feel ing that all things ore for his good, and that God rules, and that tho Bible being true the woild'a florulization is rapidly ipproncnlng, and tho day when beer mug nnd demijnbn and distillery and bombshell aud rifle pit and -74 'pound era and roulette table and corrupt book nnd satanic printing prew will have qnit work, the bugbtnwB that cornea Iromtmcli antU-iputfoii not Qply, iivtn test to his work, M bhlnea in his eyes and glows in his cheek and kindles a, morning In hja eatlje tfoujtfeijflnea, Ihose are the faces I look for in. on au dience. Those conntenanoeaarosecuona of millennial glory. They aro heaven linpmonated. Tiny are tbe sculptur ing of God'H right hand. They are bo lannaa in baraan flwn. They ore balle lolaha alighted, They are Chriat rein, tarnated. I do not care what your fea. f tftTsrartN-Q- OABirjoi ' jomawAii, wbdntssba-p, TmmttA'RY as, tures are or whether you look liko your father or your mother or look like no one tinder tho heavens, to God nnd man you nro beautiful. Michael Angelo, theeculptor, visiting Florence, somo ono showed him in n back yard a piece of marble that was eo shapeless It seemed of.no use, and An gelo wns asked if ho 'could make nny- tning out of it, nnd if so wns told he could own it. Tho artist took the mar ble, and for nino months shut himself up to work, first trying to mako of it a Itatne of David with his foot on Go liath, but tho marble was not quite long enough at tho base to mako tho pros trate form of tho giant, and so tho art ist fashioned the marble into another figure that is so famous for all time be causo of Its expressiveness. A critic came in and was askod by Angolo for his criticism, nnd he Bnid it was beauti ful, but tho nose of tho stntuo was not of right shape. Angelo picked up from tho floor somo sand and tossed it about tho face of. the statue, pretending ho wns using his chisel to mako the im provement suggested by tho critic. "What do you think of it now?" said the artist. "Wondorfullv imnroved." said the critic. "Well," said tho artist, "I havo not changed it nt all." My friends, tho grace of God comes to the heart of n man or woman nnd then at tempts to change a forbidding and pre judicial faco into attractiveness. Per haps tho face is most unpromising for the Divine Sculptor. But having changed tho heart it begins to wprk on the countenance with celestial chisel. nnd into all tho linenmonts of the face J puts a ginaness ana an expectation mat changes it from glory to glory, nnd though earthly criticism may disap prove of this or that in tho appearanco of the faco Christ Bays of tho newly cre ated countenanco that which Pilate said of him, "Behold tho man!" Hero is another mighty chisel for the countenanco, and you may call it re venge or hnto or malevolence. This spirit having taken possession of the heart, it encamps seven devils under the eyebrows, It puts cruelty into the com pression of the lips. You can toll from the man's looks that ho is pursuing somo ono and trying to get oven with him. Thero are suggestions of Nero and Robespierre nnd Diocletian and thumb screws and racks all up and down the features. Infernal artists with murder ers' daggers have been cutting away at that visage. Tho revengeful heart haB built .its perdition in the revengeful countenance. Disfiguration of diabolic passion ! But hero comes another chisel to shape tho countenance, and it is kindness. Thero caino a moving day, and into her soul moved tho wbolo family of Chris tian graces, with all their children and grandchildren, and tho command has como forth from tho heavens that that woman's, face shall be made to corre spond with her superb soul. Hor entire fuce from ear to ear becomes tho canvas on which all the best artists of heaven begin to put thoir finest strokes, and on the small compass of that face aro put pictures of sunrise over the son, and angels of mercy going up nnd down lad ders all oflnsh, and mountains ot trans figuration und noonday in heavon. Kind ness! It is the most magnificent sculp tor that ever touched human counte nance. No one could wonder at the unusual geniality in tho fnco of William Win dom, secretary of the tieqsury of tbo United States, after seeing him at the New York banquet just beforo ho drop ped dead, turning his wineglass upside down, saying, "I may by doing this of fend Eome, but by not doing it I might damage many. " Bo kind to your friends. Bo kind to your enemies. Be kind to tho young. Be kind to tho old. Be kind to your rulers. Bo kind to your servants. Bo kind to your Bjperiors. Bo kind to your inferiors. Bo kiqd, to your horsq, Be kind to your dog, Be kind tq yoqr cat, Morning, noon and night bo kind, and tbe effects of it will bo wiitten in tho language of your face. That is tho gospel of pbyalogDomy. THE LION AND THE MOUSE. A Bayonno merchant was In tho south of Europo for bis health, nnd sitting on tho terraco ono morning in his invalid ism bo saw a rider flung from a horse into tho river, and without thinking of his own weakness tho merchant flung off his invalid's gown and leaped into tho stream und swam to tho drowning man, and clutching blni as Jie wns about (o go down tlte'laat time bore him In eafoty to tho bank, when glancing into tbo facoof tho rescued man bo cried, "My God, I havo saved vay own eon)" All .kindness comes back to us in one way or nuotherj if not in any other way, then In your own face. Kind ness! BhoW it to others, for tho time may como when you. will need it your self. Peoplo laughed at tho lion because bo spared the mouse that ran over him when by ono motion of his. pa w tho mon ster could have crashed tho insignifi cant disturber. But it was well that fho Hon had inercy on tb0 mouse, for one day the Hon wun caught in a trap anrf roared fearfully because he was held fast by ropes. Then the mouso gnawed off the ropes and let the lion go free. You mov consider yourself a Hon, but you'eannot afford to despise a mouse, When Abraham Lincoln pardoned o joung soldier at tbe request of his moth er, the mother went down tbo stairs of tbe White Houso saying: "They have lied about the president's being home ly, Ho is the handsomest man I ever enw," AH over that president's rugged face was written the kindness which bo bo well illustrated when ho said, "Some of our gcnoralB complain that J impair discipline and subordination in Ibe Hrmy by ny pardons and respites, bnt tt makes mo' rwted alter bard iluy's work If 1 can find some good cv cum for saving fl man's life, and I go to bed happier aa I think bow joyous the signing of my name will make binj and bia family." Kindneeal It inakea the face toabine wbjle life lasts and aft er death puts a anrnraer sunset letween the still Hi and the smoothed bair that makes ma, say sometime at obsequies, 'Bhe ewmi too beautiful to tmry. But hero comes nuothor chisel, aud its name is hypocrisy. Christ with ono terrific stroko in bis sermon on tho mount described this character, "When yo fast, bo not ns tho hypocrites, of a sad countenanco, for they disfigure thoir faces that they may appear unto men to fast." Hypocrisy having taken posses sion of tho soul, it immediately appears In tho countenance. Hypocrites nro al ways solemn. Thoy carry soveral coun try graveyards in thoir faces. They aro tearful when thero is nothing to cry about, and in their prayers they catch for their breath and havo such general dolefulncsa thut they disgust young peo plo with religion. We had ono of them in ono of my churches. When ho ox orted, ho always deplored tho low Btate of religion In othor peoplo, and when he prayed it was an attack of hystorla, and ho wont into a paroxysm of ohs and nhs that seemed to demand resuscitation. Ho went on in that way until wo had to oxpcl him from the church for stealing tbo property intrusted to bim as admin istrator and for other vices that I will not mention, and ho wrote me soveral letters not at nil complimentary from tho west, saying that ho was daily praying for my everlasting destruction. A man cannot havo hypocrisy in his heart without somehow showing it in his face. All intelligent peoplo who witness It know it is nothing but a dramatization. Hero comes another chisol, and that belongs to tho old fashioned religion. It first takes possession of tho wbolo soul, washing Out its sins by tho blood of the Lamb and starting heaven right thero nnd then. This done, deep down in the heart religions says: "Now let me go up to tho windows and front gato of tho faco and set up somo signal that 1 havo taken possession of this castle. 1 will celebrate tbo victory by an illumi nation that no ono can mistake. I have made this man happy, and now 1 will mako him look happy. I will draw tho corners of his mouth as far up ns thoy were drawn down. I will tako tho con temptuous curl away from tho lip and nostril. I will make his eyes flash and bis cheeks glow at every mention of Christ and heaven. I will mako oven the wrinkles Of his faco look like fur rows plowed tor the harvest of joy. 1 will mako what we call tho 'crow's feet' around his temples suggestive that the dovo of peace has been alighting thero." Thero may bo signs of trouble on that face, but trouble sanctified. Thore may be scars of battle on that faco, but thoy will bo scars of campaigns won. TOWER OP A FACE. "Now, "says some one, " I know very good people who hayo no such leligloir in their faces." My friend, thonjason. probnbly is that they were not con vorted, until lato in life. Worldlincss and bin had been at work with their chisels on that taco for 5J0 or 40 years, and Graco, tho divine sculptress, has been busy with her chisel only fivo or ten years. Do not bo surprised that Phidias and Green ongh with their fine chisels cannot in a short whilo removo all tho marks of tho stone mason's crowbar, which has been busy thero for n long whilo. I say to all tho young, if you would havo sym pathetic faco, hopeful face, courageous face, cheerful face, kind face, at tbe earliest possible momont by tho grace of God have planted in your soul sym pathy and hopo nnd courage and good cheer and kindness. No man over in dulged a gracious feeling or wns moved by a rightepus indignntion or was stirred by a benevolent iinpulso but its effect was moro or less indicated In the coun tenance, while David noticed tho physi ognomio effect of a bad disposition when he said, "A wicked man hnrdenoth bis faco," and Jeremiah must have noticed it when he 6aid of tho cruel, "They havo made thoir faces harder than n rook." Oh, tho power of the human facet I varrant that you bavo known faces so magnetic and impressive that, though they vanished long ago, they still hold yon with a holy spoil. How long since your child went? "Well," you say, "If sho bad lived sho would have been 10 years old now, or 20 or 00 years," But does not that infant faco still have ten der suproinncy over your entiro nature? During many an eventide does it not look nt you? In your dreams do you not see it? What n sanctifying, hallowing Influonco it has been in your Ilfol You can say in the words of tho poet, "Bet ter to bavo loved and lost than never to have loved at all," Or it may liuvo been a eietor's faco. Perhaps ebo was the invalid of tho family. Perhaps sho novor wont out except on very clear days, and then olio had to be curriod down tho stairs to tho piazza or for n short rido, but sho was so patient and cheerful under it all. As that faco looks at you through tho years with what nn elevated nnd heavenly emotion you aro filled. Or was it a futher's face? Tho storms of lifo bad somewhat roughened it. A good deal ot tho brightness of tho eyo had been quenched, nnd tho our was turned with the band behind it in order to hear at all. But you remember that faco eo vividly that if you wero an artist you could put it on ennvus, aud it would mean to you more than any face that Rembrandt ever sketched. That face, though long ago veiled from human eight, is as plain in your memory as though you this moment saw it mov ing gtntly forward and backward In the I rocking chair by tho stove in tbo old farmhouse. Or was it your mother's face? A good mother's face la never homely to her boys and girls. It Is a "Madonna" in the picture gallery of tho memory. What a sympathetic face it was I Did yon ever havo a joy and that face did not respond to it? Did yon ever bare a grlet and no tours trickled down that maternal cheek? Did you ever do a bad thing aud a shadow did not cross it? Ob, jt waa a sweet facet Tbo spec tacles with large, round glasses through which she looked at yon, how saoredly they have been kept in bureau or closet! Your mother's face, yonr motbor's smile, your mother's tears! What an overpowering ineaioryl Though yoq have come on to midlife or old one, bow you would, like Juit Oftpe- mow to bury your face In her lap nnd havo a good eryl But I can toll yon of n more sympa thetic nud moro tender and moro loving fnco thnn any of tho faces I have men tioned. "No, you cannot," says somo ono. I enn, nnd I will. It is tho faco of Jesus Christ ns ho wns on earth nnd is now in heaven. Whon preparing my lifo of Christ, entitled "From Manger to Throno," I ransacked tbo art gal leries and portfolios of tbo world to find n picturo of our Saviour's faco that might bo most oxpressive, and I saw It as Francesco Frnncia painted it in the tlxteonth century, and ns tho emerald Intaglio of tho sixth century presented it, nnd as n fresco in tbo catacombs nonr Rome preserved it, nnd as Leonardo da Vinci showed it In "Tho Last Supper," and I looked in tho Louvro, nnd tho Luxembourg, nnd the Vatican, nnd tbo Dresden, and tho Berlin, nnd Neapolitan nnd London gallories for tho most in spiring fnco of Christ, nnd many of the presentations wero wonderful for pathos and majesty and power nnd execution, but although I solected that by Ary Scboffor as in somo respects tbo most express! vo I folt nswoall fool that onr Christ has nover yet been presented either in sculpture or painting, and that wo will havo to wait until wo rise to tho upper palace, whore wo shall aoe bim ns bo is. What n goutlo faco it must havo boon to induco tho babes to strugglo out of thoir mother's arms into bis arms! What an oxpresaivo faco it must hayo been when ono reproving look of it throw stnlwart Peter into n fit of tears 1 What a pleading faco it must havo boon to lead tho psalmist in prayer to say of it, "Look upon tho fnco of thino anointed!" What n sympathetic faco It must havo been to enconrngo tho sick woman who was beyond any help from tho doctors to touch tho hem of bis gar ment! Whnt n suffering fnco it must havo been when suspended on tho per pendicular and horizontal pieces of tho wood of martyrdom, and bis antagonists slopped tho pallid cheok with their rough hands and befouled it with tho saliva of their blasphemous lips! What a tremendous faco it must have been to lead St. John to describo it iif tho com ing judgment as scattering tho universe when ho says. "From whoso fnco tho earth and tho heaven lied away." THE PACE OMNIPOTENT. O Chrint! Onco tho Nazareno, but now tho celestial! Onco of cross, but now of throno! Onco crowned with stinging bramble, but now coronoted with tho jowels ot ransomod empires! Turn on ns thy pardoning fnco and for give ns, thy sympathetic faco and con sole us, thy suffering faco nnd bavo thy atonement avail for us, thy omnipotent faco and rescuq us. Oh, what a faco! So scarred, 60 lacorated, so resplendent, so overwhelmingly glorious thnt tho sera phim put wing to wing nnd with their conjoined pinions keep off somo of tho luster that is too mighty oven for eyes cherubic or angelic, nnd yet this morn, ing turning upon us with n sheathod splendor liko that with which ho ap peared when ho snid to tho mothers bashful about presoiiting thoir children, "Suffer them to conio, " nnd to tho poor waif of tho street, "Neither do I con demn thee," nnd to tbo oyes of tho blind beggar of tho woyside, "Bo open ed." I think my brother John, tho re turned foreign missionary, dying sum mer beforo last at Bound Brook, caught n glimpso of that faco of Christ whon in bis dying hour my brother said, "I shall bo satisfied when 1 awake in hia likeness." And now unto him that loved ns and washed us from, our sins in his own blood und hath mado ua kings and priests unto God nnd hia Father, to him bo glory and dominion for ever and evor. Amen and nmenl Amon and amen! ;An Hasy Race. "I've heard," said Fnnnor Corntosael ns tho conduotor of tho accommodation train called for his ticket, "thet ye her a good deal of trouble with peoplo thet try to beat yo." ""Wo do." "Well, I should think thet it 'nd bo purty easy of yo don't go no faster'n this." Washington Star. A Precarious Situation. -Nibsoy (tho newsboy) Well, yer all right! Yer got a good steady job in er office nn don't need ter worry. Reddy (his former pal) Dat's all you know nbout it. You don't know what dose ofllcoa is. If yer dumb, yer fired for tropin. If yer too smart, dor bead men gits jealous, an yer gits der dump for dat. Puck. Why It Was. Mrs. Bllffers Your old friend has such a end face. Why is it? Mr. Buffers Years ngo he proposed to a very bonutiful girl and Mrs. Bliffurs And sho refused bim? Mr. Bllffers No, Sho married him. Voguo. Rather Steep. Than tako In any other form Is what mauy people think and Park's Ten Is made for Just thouo folks, It cures coiiHtiputlnu and though not a Cittliartlo move tho bowels every day. Bold at Capitol Drug Store. "MEN Eitllr, Quleklf, Prmnill Rjtfored. WEAKNE88, NERVOUSNESS, DEOILITY, 0d 1J lh train of ,H f rein l rtw or lutr tUMUt, tL rwultt ot OTorwoik. ilckD!!, worr.tla FuilitruiMlu denlopuMBl b4 w KtrroUi,rrwfiniai txalloa, tf b bwlr. bluipU. attnralnwtbodt. UamclUMjiaprQTaintnl E. VlliirlmixMU, refeuao. Uuok, . tuUoa Md proof UUJl4(MaI4)f ERIE MEDICAL CO. is4, LHI,LM"" MWWVWWJtfMVWV BALD :j IB harsli, brittle? Does it split at the ends? lias it a lifeless appearance? Docs it fall out when combed or brushed ? Is it full of dandruff? Docs your scalp Itch ? , Is It dry or in a heated condition? If these arc somo of i your symptomsbe SkookumRoot Hair Grower itwhttyoanetd. It production li not an accident, bnt tho remit of tdentlflo I ntrch. Knowledge o( tho dUcuo of the hair And scalp led to tbs dlaooT. i err ot bow to treat tbem. "Skookum" contain! neither minerals nor oil. It , la not a Dre. but a delightfully cooling and refreshing Tonic Hy ntlmnlatlnic . the follicles, t itop falling hair, cure dundrujr ami proto katr on oaid htadt. . ' tV Seep th scalp clan, hoatthr. and Ires from irritating eruptions, by ' mo Ufa ok ooum &iiiv eoqjv t aosiroya jrarwute iiwwiv, uwksa cea w i ami dettrvv (As fcalr. . ...... i It your druRKlit cannot supply you gend direct to us, and we will forward , rrep'ila. on receipt ot price Grower, S1.CO per bottle i ( or S3.CO. Boop, Wo. ( THB SKOOKUfl TKADK MARK 07 Bontn jfV"rra. East and South -VIA- THE SHASTA ROUTE ot the Southern Pacific Company. OALlrOltNIA KXPRES3 TRAIN RUN HAII.Y n TWKEN rOItTl.AND AND 8. K, Bomb. Win ill. U:1S p. in. :( p. m. 10:45 a.m. liV. Portland Ar. 1 B.2J a. m XiV. Hnlora 1..V. I 6:30 a. hi Ar. Bau Fran. l.v. 7:00 p. m Above trains ntop nt all Htatlons from Portland to Albany Inclusive; also at Tangent Mhedd, llalsey, linrrlaburg, Junction City, Irvine. Eugene aud nil Htatlons from Itoxeburg to Ashland Inclusive. KOSKniTltO MAIL DAILY, &30 a. m.Tl.v. 11:17 a. n I Lrv. ":50 p. m. Ar. Portland Halom Itoseburg Ar. r. I 4:KU p. in; v. ( 1:40 p. xa. Lv. Lv. 7.-00 a. re IMniug Cars on Ogilen Itowtc TOLLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS ANB- Second Class Slu Cars- Attached to all through trains. vVest Side Division, Between Portland and Cervallis: KAlirr (KX01C1T SUNDAY). 7:30 a. m. I jL v. 1&16 p. m. I Ar. Portland Uorvalllg Ar. &:J5 p. in. IiV. 1:00 p. ni. At Albany nnd Oorvallls connect wltli trains of Oregon Pafllflo ltallroad. nwtma train ( da u.y kxok i-tbumday 4:40 p. m. 735 p. m. Portland McMlnnville Ar. Lv. 86 a. b 6:60 n. m Ar. TJiitoutiii Titjiiirrs To all points In tbe Kasleru (Hates, Canada and Euroix) can be obtained at lowest rates (rom W. w. HKINNKlt, Agent. Halem. HU. ROUEltfl. Asst. O. V. and Pass. Ag'l It. KOKHLKll. Uawutnr OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD CO CHAS. CLARK, Receiver. SHORT LINE to CALIFORNIA OCEAN STEAMER SAILINGS. B. 8. DKLi NOKTK. Leaves Ban Kroncuco, Jan. 6th. Leaves Yaqulna, Jan. 7th, HPK01AL HATKd TO MID-WINTElt KAIH. For freight and passenger rate apply to any agent or purser of this company. J.L. MlTOUKLt,, ft CO., AgenU. Offlce New liolman IJiecs: Halom, From Terminal or Interior Points the! icEaili Isjthe Una to tako . To all Points East and South, It Is thedlnlng car rente, ltruiu through vedtluule train; ayery day in the yer to ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO ;(No change of can.) Composed ofdlnlngcara unsurpassed, Pullman drawing room sleejxjrs onUt equipment TOURIST Sleeping Cars. Hoot that can be constructed and In -which aconmrnodatlai are both tree and lur nlstiedroruoldoNBoflrstaJSd Mcond-class UoseU.and ELEGANT DAY COACHES. Acontlnnor lln connecting with all lines. anordln ( dlrbct aid uninterrupted service. Pullman slopo" Inns can bete, eared In advsri'f Wk any agent o the road. Throoeb tickets to and from all point In America, Kngland and Kurope can lr paretuuedalany tlcka offlc-e o this ootu. Pnr. fall Information concerning; rates, Urn of tral ns.routes and other detal Is furnished on rDloallon to any arent or a. d. oiUmvroN, Assistant General Paasengar AgvQt, No, tfl first street, cor. WsushlagWni hart Und.Orecoo Buavt li Downiwq, AgnU. hAMsTAVWVWWWWWVsVrYWY Northern Pacific Railroad tmfmmLm HEADS!! What Is tho condition of yours? Is your Iialr dry, 5 warned in timo or you will become bald. ROOT HAIR GROWER CO., jrinu Avenno, ivcvr vorit, in. v. -b Forest Grove Poultry Yards. Established In 1877. EGGS F6lNG FROM THE VERY BEST VARIETIES. Slock Finer' than Ever, but Prices. Spc,. as. Usual Get tbe Best and tben you will' bo satisfied. Send for Uutnlogue, Address J. ar. GARRISON, Look Box 335, Forest Grove, Or. T" WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES (Northern Pacific R. R, Co., Lessee.) LATEST TIME CARD. t Daily Through Trains. l&l'jpm l:Zlitq 715ani 0.25iUn 7:15pm i 03pm 7 I5pm 1 Minn n 1 MtPanl n ft:40fitn H.00am U.IOam 8.16am 4:S0pra &40pm 1 .. Xllllllttl 11 I . ARlilnuu. n IOO'iv ii Chlongo..! 6.00pm 10.40pm, 1 ho Wisconsin I'uutnil Hiuih run two fast traluHdnlly notvrcenBt Paul, Minneapolis and Chicago Milwaukee nnd all points In VVIncon Hln; mnkltig roiinrctlan In Chicago with all lines runnliiR rutt and roulli. TIcUcIbhoUI und hnirRnRO clieckoii through to all points In tho United Stnti'S and Canada Close connection imulo in Chicago with all IniluB going KiiKt nmt tiouth. .For lull Information apply to y(tur ncaroat Mctot ngeut, or J AH, O. PONl, Hen. Pimm. andTkt. AnUCMllwaukee, Wis. 'sproS TO SALT LAKE DENVER. OMAHA, KANSAS CITY, CHICAGO, ST. L'OUIS EASTERN, CITIES? ;1 DAYS to, '2 CHIOAGO K.thoQHickestQtoJhIcagosj DOlirS Qu'ckor to Omaha1 arid Kan Through Pullman and ToOrlst Sleepers, Free Recllnjgg Chair Cars, Dining Cars, ou VKH w. minJc. Micccivers. tor rates and eeneral Information eall to. or addrosH, Vf. U, HUniiHUHT, Adst, O. P. A 1M WashltiKlon 111.. Cord I'ourr.AWD, Oaiooif, The CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL ITriwolorfl "miiiko n nole ODt." This Great Railway .Syslsnv t p.onnects . , , -at ST. PAUL and OMAHA With nil trnntcontlnont'tl Hues, giving direct uud iwUl communion- , tlon to all t KAUTKUN nun eOinilRUN I'OINTH, AK1) IS TJIE :::0NI,Y LINK::: -running K'rlfl nm Wluiii lieuted Vllnplo4 Imjrti of laltKunt Hlteplnf, 9tJfo4 irojrti o(k Parlor, Ulnlng and Jiurrei Cars, with 1't'eo IfooJ In luff Chali', Wnklnif li rvle fsvond to -ijpueln -the ,r'ruVr". i I 'nrtituijrf (tttulJllrotiilnnVT tlek0inc. VrlU0d . For ni'ther lnlwnt'.i uk I he nearw trail. rod exeat, i.rmlJr ' ' """ ' ( CJ, DDY, General Agt. I, fy&EY,Trav. Past Agt, PORTLAND, Or o Willi .Tickets 4 'ftr " srassffsen-esWsUsilv i