dgsk. ;XSfSv!fr?' TT wis. TTrTrrBiri15!wi ; rr-w'- ri !$$y "Tnrtrjpsi JJgH1 '"' TSf5 tTITE CAPITAL EVENING JOUBNAL. saiMaMHBaAtoH THE CAPITAL JOURNAL TLTJSKDAY -,-JUNE 11, 18S9 A Parody. I snt by my girl nt midnight kiss ing hrr lips Vy the hour; her father was watching through the keyhole with n visage grim and sour. I paused for breath, in rapture my' feelings were aw fill queer, when her irate sour old father rushed iu nnd grabbed my ear. LTow often, O how often lu tho days that Jiave gone by, had I tiled to be sly. But now that lie had caught me, my car was ' ifi his grmp, to my senses it quickly j broughtme when my thro.it his hand did clasp; beneath my Happing coat skirts his foot lie firmly setmnd. sent mo fiyfng out of doors where the grass was cold and wet. How often, OJiow often when I think of that ' sad night, does my blood boil and bubbles-polling for a fight. But when I still remember, the keyhole in the door and how the kises tender, mixed up witli body sore, I took my meals while standing for days dud weeks gone by, I resolved to stop up the keyhole before I kis on the sly. Ex. Au Old Riscoiery. , IThe question "whole is the state of matrimony?" was once asked nnd received the following answer: ""The state of matrimony is in the unitkd states. It is bounded on one side by hugs and ki-es, and on the other side by babies and cradles. Its principal productions are popu lation, broom-sticks and staying-out-o'nights. The climate is tropical until you p'aA the meridian of house keening; beyond that it is squally. It was discovered by Adam and Eve while searching for a northwest pas sage out of the garden of Eden. For the different ro.uls leading to tins interesting btate, consult the fir-t pair of blue eyes youmeet." Cold Consolation. Mrs. Stetson, wife of the operator at a little town in Now Mexico, was sickaud steadily growing worse, at last she said to her husband: "Stet, that Dr. -j ain't helpiu' me one solo bit. I'm gottin' worse everyday." "I know it, Alice, I know it. Don't appear like he's any good on earth." "I tell, you, Stet, I'm goin' to die. I feel it in my bone" "Wal, Alice" (with solemn ear nestness and comfort) "If you do I'll be If I ever pay the doctor." "What is an echo?" asked tho teacher ot the infant class. "It's what you hear when you shout," le plied a youngster. "Is it caused by a hill or a hollow?" again asked the teacher. "Both," was the ready ic-J ply. "How so?" "The hill throws back the holler." A counterfeit silver certificate has madeits appearance. On themedal liou on the back of the noto in the word "riuribns" the "1" Is missing, and th re arc other discrepancies. " A PUBLIC BENEFACTOW. - "Who is H.H. Warner, of Rocho ter, N. Y., whose Safe Remedies, o 'pecially Warner's Safe Cure, have at 'Uined such success and celebrity at borne and abroad 7" The question is inspired as much bv affection as curiosity, since through his Instrumentality hundreds of thou sands, in both hemispheres, have been restorsd to health and happi ness. Hon. H. EL Warner, then, is leading and honored resident ol Rochester, not only, but a prominent and influential citizen of the United States. On several occasions chosen by his party as a National delegate to nominate a President of the Republic, be has been a membor of tho Repub can State Committee and of its Exe cutive Committee. He is a 'member of tho American Institution for the Advancement of Science; Tresiiient of the Rochester Chamber of Com merce; a successful and upright busi ness man. He has given away for tunes in charities. Tho celebrated and costly Warner Observatory of Rochester was conceivod, eudowod, and i3 maintained by him. His munificent prizes forthe discovery of comets has been at once ine wouuur and delight of the scientific world. The yellow fever scourago in the. South, tho Ohio floods, tho fire dis ' asters of Rochester and other citios aw akened his profoundest sympathies and in each instance his check for from J500 to $5,U00 swellod the sovoral i reliof funds. Whero other wealthy men give tons and hundreds, he gives hundreds and thousands. His charities are as ready and magnificent as his enterprises and public spirit are boundless. The world has need of more such men. nn incident led hitn into tho manu facture ot medicine. Seized some twelve years ago with what the ablest physicians termed fatal kidney dis ease, he was miraculously restored to health by what is now known as Warner's Safe Cure. At once he ro solved to make known tho merits of so potent a remedv, and tho consequence is that to-day he has imninnso labora tories and warehouses in the United States, Canada, England, Germany, Austria, Australia and Burmah. bales ol his Safe Remodies are enormous, and their power over disease simply marvelous. , . The merit of a production is in ex act keeping with the character of Its producer. An honest and reliable man himself, Mr. Warner make honest and reliable medicines a fact abundantly attested by their pheno menal efficacy and popularity. K LltUTnL POWDIR ,, ( IPS! IPi! AKIf Absolutely Pure. This ponder never varies. Amanri of pin lty, strength nnilwbolcsomenesi. More economical tnan the ordinary vind,nnd cannot lo sold In competition with the multitude ofJow test, short weight nluin or Phosphate powders. Sold onlj- In cwn. Hoyai, Hakixo rowDEn Co.. 1W1 Vnll.N. Y BRIGHTEN YOUR HOMESl By rennpering nnd decorating ourici. ...... vc .... ju. iii-utii mi in o wt;i.".iiii u rlety Stoic, who carries tho latest style nnd pattern' In Wall Paper, Hordcrs and utroraiBius i-np.er irinuneaireooi charge. A fine line of BABY CARRIAGES aluaysonhand, besides a large assortment of new goods too numerous to mention WM". SARGEANT, Variety Stoic, Commerelnf St., Salem. Th'j J3 OYKES' GUIDE is issujd Much and Sept., each year. It is an ency clopedia of useful infor. matiou for all who pur chase the luxuries or tho nocessitie3 of life. We can clotho you and furnish you with all tho necessary nnd unnecessary appliances to rido, walk, danco, sleep, eat, fish, hunt, v. ork, go to chuich, or stay at home, an 1 iu various sizes, Btyloa and quantit'ei. Just ilguro out what is required 10 do all those things COMFORTABLY, and you can makp a fair estiraato of the value of tho BUYERS' GUIDE, which will bo , sont upon receipt of 10 cents m pay postage, MONTGOMERY WARD & CO. 111-114 Michigan Avenue. Chicago, 111. Cull and See T. J. CRONISE, Salem's Popular Job Printer, AT HIS NEW QUARTERS IN THE Stato Insurance Building, Cor. Com mercial and Chemekcto streets 'O-ltf For the Public Good. It is an Indisputable fact that the hand somest oMlbulo trains that nio now inn on the American continent nio thovo on the llurllnsrlon route, leaving from Union depotln l)ener, nlo St. I.ui, Immediate ly on arrival of nil through trains from the weit. Tho lmt. ami second class coaches aie magnlllccnt, the lee'lnlnsr chair cms Ktibiub. the Pullman deeper extremely luxuriant, and as for tho meals that arc -ervcdln those palaco llurllnrfton dining errs yum yum. Tho next time you ko east to Kansas City, Chicago or St. I.ouW, If you mention to the ticket ngen t that j on want your ticket to lead fioin Dener oi St. Paul oer tho Hurlinston loutc, you will get ltj-nndjou will nlwajsbo glad of if ou go. via tho Northern or Canadian P.iclllc, the elegant cstlbule trains of The llurllngton Route, between ht. I'aul and Chicago, or St. Louis, will carry you along the eastern sltorooi tho Mississippi rlci for n distance ot 3J0 miles, amidst scenery that cannot bo sui passed; or, If jou go via thoOicgon Short l.lno or Southern I'aclllc, and your ticket reads via Tim Hurllngton Houtofiom 'Jhejenno or Den ver, jou will pass tllrongnall the thriving cities and towns located In what Is popu l.uly know n as tho Heartot the Continent. For further Information npply to A. C. Sheldon, (lencral Agent, 8j Kirst street, loitl.inu, Oregon. -MOdiLwH . $50. HORSES. $50. Ono hundred head or brood mares and young horses for sale. Koity or tllty colts expected m the sprniff Two tine hoises, Clyde nnd rer"hcon stock, weight sixteen nnd seventeen hundred; have been with the band for the past throe cars. Original stock from the host quality (it mures, l'oi p-irtlciilars address oreo . V, It. IIVAHS, wtt. S.ilem.Or. ORPNIAN RAILWAY CO. i Limited Line.) I'll AS. ,N SCO H", - - !!iwicl-.j )u andafter I V'j. I Is'Ouil until fm t liw i notice train will inn flilt) (exoept Hun-1 ilnj las fiill(iw: ' EAST Kliaif, . CouiirMnll ' '"l'orii''l.Mnll Pioin l'orl land STlTIUXx TnwVil Hirt land Ja.U3uaiii iiinriAMti-tirvAft l.iaptn. Ar HUM l'ilif litVin. Bt i. 2.15m lluy's lUHlliitf. Ar J.&J ISn HI l'mO'i", '-I. :..ll . i'uiUi'in, . lt;SI 'imin.illit. 11.11 .M'Ki., .1S1 M nr.l. -I U lliuli', I. lil , llvvrton. I."i 1 JolinttoifrJMUT, i . H-.Uw-rtaiiil, HT Ktf'lUeJunctT, lltW 11.40 n.v) 11.21 ii.ii II no IU.!). Milt I0W J.U, U.IS h'.W ,U0 AuuiVII, M , Wcl ia uni (Ul 12 7J1 V2) &0I .-x (j iM'mioin?, Vwt tsol"t Cralitrce. Splffl, Tall man, IMslin low. llrownsllle, ItOWlUDi, 8.10 H.O) 741 (1.1,1 WO 10:15 Cultun;. OD . Ar i uiiAli ' , I a in i miieon"u""t wiiw tavluw . connection t hm i VuVmh landing witii "fig 'MxM'nZlXtr. . aen10ffij. '' r" "" n"e" ' l'ortlftnrt,Orwn. flfookly Capital Journal! sells br . Has' Been S 'mfcxrf'sriwf1 M t I.ji.. ''-J, 1 i-tfi and Groat CHEAPEST NEWSPAPER IN' OH ! Till! BEST I'MILY KEWSPM'lill '? ., 1-N- MARION I,' Read Our Reduced Terms! 4 WKKKLV.None year, $l:r0. I WKKKLY, six mnntliH.C ..lO.-r, Now Itcail Our Discount for fash'. JTl WEEKLY, oiie year, ....--J1.00. WASTIIKRK'EVEH ANY-TJlfNO EQUAL TO IT? NOW ItOI.L I N T i I Vi N AMI A AT I TAK E A I V A NT A ( K O !' 0 1 1 1 i n'E.'"imii) oi'F von q,Hii, . Our Old S'utoseriburss Now in tiriiiuunn- urged li ttihe mlvnnlfHyj i'l" Mir hi ilifjHjiiit, by set tling old UfiJMiuntBiiiid Joliiiiig the grand thmug ol mii dmhir HiUcr.bers . THIS IS NOT A Hut a wuld. jHiripaiwnt reducilo'i. W bave cprne to luy TO ONE ........ ...,. u fr vn tWni 0ir for rauJi," nud are not where you can get pwtnl note or other wnvoniuM meth.l of remitting, Mini iwyotir nnino nnd Mato tUt you wu remit nt llr-tmpp rliiii.v. TUU will en-iire your U1hb plsowl on tho doll.tr 1IM. -Eiilkrged 1 -'.! -. t I f ft1' -. vr?" " - S3T' ''".& &? . ?,; -GOTNTYl -1- W , - . w : WKKKLY, six month',-..RC0 Mr y improved and Now Is Hie SPECIAL OFFER AND ALL ti'iint In (jiLitiwlvuiifiiL'e of our "olib Tlir. To wim JlasJoiloii of Tented Shows ! 'rinw-IJiiJ? Circus, lio.vnl ltoiiiiiit ILiiipotlroiuo, Klovalod Stuge nuil o-Contineut Slonngorio. NOW IN PKllMANKNT CONSOLIDATION WITH S.H.Barrett's Univoi-Mil Mc-iingcric-. '2-lVmg Circus, Riu-Inir CurniMil nud llio iwl World's Fair WILL KXIIIHTT IN S A Iv X I i p?fiav i Virfa f & Vtl i2i jj Two Performances, 2 and 8 P. An extraordinary unillcntion of the two lending Shows of Anieilcn. Per fecting by their felicit-ius consolidation tho most voluminous and Vast AiTiu.serrieril Orga-riipsatiori That mind can conceive or capital produce. In each and every depart ment the cousuiumutiou ot a perfect liow, wonderful in extent and variety, multitudinous in choice and acceptable at ti act ions, and presenting each net and fentute with ntyle, method and elegance, appreciated by patrons and commended ny nil. Tuesday, June 18, 1889.1 tf! .. Pr iJ-tr-T s The Largest Tents Ever Constructed, Whoso mighty ma.tsof canvas canopy moiespaco and enclose moie novel uiidpronilnenl fcatluen than tho tents of a doen cotemporary exhibit tloiiH. A matchless Ilippoilroiiialical, Zoological, fiquoslriaii Spectacular Exhibition To wltnefs which thousands como daily many leagues. A PARADE WITHOUT A PARALLEL J n gleaming glamor and Impressive spectacular grandeur, pnentlng sumptuous hceiies, thillling surjirihts and gorgeous ellects never before wifiitsed on the public hticuts. Tho (Jhlluien's dicam of Faliyland, a delightful episode of the magulllcent Kreo Htuet l'agcaiit. t6?:-' "" . "' BLKXTRIFYINC IIIPPODKOMATIC SPORTS! Healistle Oladiitorlal Coiitests. exciting Chariot und nunnliig Itttceu and thillling trials of speed. The jiooticnl historical, dashing and ever- memorable SHERIDAN'S RIDE, Vividly, artistically nud milMleully leproduccd on our mammoth Hip ixMlrnmo Track. O'he most wjiiiprehciisfvu and exlniiiativo zwlogical col lection ever shown under canvas. The largest and best trained J lord of KlephautH, two Immense Hlppoixitnini. Iltty golden, statue-crowned nud sumptuously adorned Cages lllled with the strongest otilects Known to natural history, moiistroiM ryllions, Anaeoiidas and JJoa-eoustrlctors, huge African und Aiiiazoiiluu Haurian- mid ltejililes, multidiuvd lilnls from the troplcH and rare and curious liensts from every hind anil ellme. A new and salient revolution in tented eutertuiiimeiitH. Also exhibit in Kukmio C!(y, Juno 17; Albany, 10; CorvalllK 20; InuVpoiiilewe, 31; MoXliuiville, 2i; I'orlliiiui, 2 mid Vt. OTHERS K M, lump 1ft '89 ) -y(LSUa B9 Tuesday, June 18, 1889, TllANSrOKTATIOK. TH.E YAnUINA ROUTE. I OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD 'Anil OroKon Dcelnnmpnt company'! Meniiiililp line. 1" nillei shorter, 20 hours less tinio than by any other lonte. First class through passenger nnd freight line from l'nrtlaml and nil points In tlieWil- I lauicttOMillcv to anil from San Krnnclsco. TIME SCHEDULE, Except Hnndayn): l.eao Albany - 10 I'M l.eneCorallls 1:40 PM Arrive Ymiulnn - G'Wl'M Ix-nvo Ymiulim - ...... -BH5AJI Leave Connllls 10:11 AM ArrUe Albany 11:10AM O. & C tnilus connect at Albany nnd CorwilIK 'lhoalxne trains connect nt YAQU1NA ttlth tho Oregon Deelopnieut Co's Line irsteaMishlps between aqiilnn and fnn Kmnclsen. SVIUNU DVTES. STIUMKltS. FllOM YAQUINA Wlllnnietto Valley Thursilay May 2.1 Wlllainetto Valley Saturday, .luno 1 Wlllnnietto Valley, Sunday " STKAMKia, FltOM SAN IRANCI8CO Wlllainetto Valley Sunday, May 10 Wlllainetto Valley. Tuesday " 28 Wlllnnietto Valley. .Wednesday June This eonipnnv reserves tho right to cutuiL'e Hilling dates without notice. N. 11. rassengers rrom rortlnnd nnd nil Wlllainetto Valley points can ninko close connection with tho trains of ths YA li U I NA IKJl'TK at Albany or TorMillls, and lr ilestlneil to San Francisco, should arrango to an l o tit Yiuiulna tho evening before date of hailing. I'AsNfncrr ami Frrlcht Ksfr Alw.ivs tbf liowest. For lnrorniatlon apply in Jlessm HL'li.MAN .V. Co., Freight and Ticket Agents 200 and 202 Front si., Portland, Or. or to CO. HOdUi:, Ac't Ocn'l Frt. A Pass. Agt., Oregon PnclncH,K. Co., Corvnllls.Or, n II. llASWKrili.Jr.Geii'l Frt; A Pass. Agt, Oregon Development Co., 301 Montgomery st.; San Francisco, CnlJ TIMK TAHLK-illVKU DIVISION. '1 he elegantly equipped steninbontH. Win M. Iloair, Capt. Oeo. ltaabe; tho N. H. llentlcy, Capt. J.:i Couller, the Three Sisters, Capt. W. P. Short; are In service tor passenger nnd freight tratllo between Coi'Milllsnnd Porllaud and liitcimcdlnte points, making three round trips each week us follews: NORTH llOUND-Lcives Corvnllls Mon day, Wednesday and Friday nt 8 n. m. Arrives at Salem Monday, Wednesday nnd Friday at!l p. m. Leaves Salem Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at (I a. in. Arrl ei at Portland Tuesday, Ihursdny nnd Satur day st ;l !() p. in. Jotini I10UNn-I.enes Portland Mon day, Wednesday and Friday at fl a. in. At rl es at Salem Monday, ednesday and Friday at 7! in p. in. Leaves Salem Tues day, 'Ihursdny and Satuiday at 0 n. in. Aritves at Coisallls Tuesday, Thursday Saturday at .1. 10 p. in. For fielght and uisseuccr rates npply to tho captaliiK and puiscrsoftho respective boats, or to W. M. Darling, agent, 200 and 202 Front slieot. Portland; Gilbert Ilros. agents, Haloinj I.M.Adair, agent, Albany C. A. Miller, agent, Conallls; or to the cu eial height and passenger agent. Corvallls. O. A O. trains connect at Albany and Cm vn 1 1 is F. W. IIOWKN, Superintendent. Win. IIOAd.dencial Manager. to )I1K -VIA- Soiitlini'ii Pacific Company's Line, TUB MOUNT SHASTA ROUTE Time lit'tnrrn Knlriu anil K.iu Frnnclfio TLIt ly-slx HuUrs, CAI.1KIUNIA K.l'ltl 1IIAIN IIUN 1IAIIA IIIJIUICI.N roillLAKI) AN1IH. V. South. "NortTiT -1.00 p. III. 0:11 p.m. 7:11 a. m. Poitlaud Ar. Salem i.v. San Fran. I. v. 10:4.1 u. in. -M a. in, 7:00 p. in. I.OC1AI. I'AHSKNdlCIt TUAIN ( DAILY KX CISIT HU.N1IAV). i.W a. in. IiV, I.v Ar. Portland Salem Iugcno Ar. I .'1:1.1 p. in. I.v. 12.02 p. m. I.v. 0.00 a. in. 11:10 u. m J. 10 p. in. PULLMAN BUFFET 8LHKPBRS. TOURIST SLEEPING CARS For accommodation ol second clam passengers attiu lied to uzpruM trains, TlioH. P. (ompany's leiry makes con noctlnii with all tho regular trains on th Kant Hide 1)1 vision from footol F strce Portland, iVest Side Division. Between Portland and Cervallis: DAILY (KXCKIT HUNIIAY). lll'lll. III. I.V. 12 2Ti). III. I Ar. "Portland"- T.20 p. 111. 1:."jQ p. m. Corvallls I.v. At AlHiiny and Corvallls connect with trains of Oregon Puellla Hallroad. 'lliiough tickets to nil isilnts south and riiHi via Culllornla KA I'lllWl ntAiy-r(llAII.Y KXCKITHUNDAY.) fWp. m. IT.v. I'liitliinil-Xr.'l OOOn. sku p. in. j Ar.MuMljiu lllo I.v. 5-1.1 a. Ill, III. Through Tickets To all isili.ts SOUTH and MAST California. l'oi lull information uifaiding rates, Mu .in.. nniily to the Comiauy s ngeiil, Haleiii, Oregon. K. P. ltOOl!llH, Assl. O. K. and Pass. Ag't H. KOKIII.KIt. Manager. Oregon Railway and Navigation COMPANY, "Columbia River Route.' l'mlns for tun '"Hl 1'avo Portland at 7:i& m unit I. W pin dully, Tla tu to mid from principal isInts In llu Dulled Slates, Can ailu and Kurost. ELEGANT TULMANN PAL AC CARS "Knilunint Hleelni: Cars ruu ihrouy' on axpriss in ins in OMAHA COUCII 11IAFF It lltl 8'I. I'AUI Fref of Charge and Wit ou Chmige, Connection nt PortlauU for Sun Kruc Cisco and 1'uuct Hound points. For further particulars uddress any agent of ttiBcoiiipuuy, or A. L, MAXWELL, O. J. T A I U,J.BM(TJf,(lfb' Muni(er,l'prtlautl( iff! v.I 1 I jH s E1 t?11 it1 1 .j: n) i n f, jslJZ Ji '&Alk. kti -...