THE CAPITAL EVENING JOUBNAL.
THE CAl'ITAL JOURNAL,
MONDAY--
-MAY 13, 13vS0.
Tlio liabies of the World.
It has been computed that be
tween 30,000,000 and 37,000,000 of ba
bies are born into the world each
year. The rate of production is
therefore about seventy a minute,
or rather more than one for every
beat of the clock. With the onc-n-
mlnnto calculation every reader is
fanialiar, but it h not everyone who
stops to calculate what this means
when it comes to a year's supply.
And it will probably, tlierel'oie,
startle a good many purs ns to ilnd,
on the authority ol a writer in the
hospital, that could the infants of a
single year bo rallied in line in cra
dles seven deep, they would go
around the globe. We have the in
genious conclusion also th.it, sup
posing the little ones to grow up and
the sexes to be about equally divid
ed, wo should have an "army 100
times as large as the forces of the
Uritish empire, with a wife in addi
tion o every soldier. The banic
writer looks a the matter in a still
more picturesque light. He imag
ines the babies being carried past a
given point in their mothers' charge
one by one and the procession being
kept up continuously ni.-rht and day
until the last comer in the twelve
month has passed by. A sufficient
ly liberal rate of sp e.l h allowed but
even with these babies-in-arms go
ing past twenty a minute, the re
viewing officer would only have
seeti a sixth part cf the infantine
host file onward by the time lie had
been a year at his pat. In other
words, the babe that hud to be car
ried when the work began would bo
able to toddle onward itself when a
mere fraction of its comrades had
reached the saluting postpaid when
the years supply or babies was taper
ing to a close, there would be a rear
guard not of infanta, but of romp
ing boys and girls. They would
havo passed, in fact, out of the ma
ternal nrms into the hand" of the
school teacher. Every moment of
nearly seven years would be requir
ed to complete this grand parade of
those little ones that in the course of
u twelvemonth begin to play their
part in the first age of man.
Au Essay On Cows.
A cow is an animal with four
legs on the underside. The tail is
longer than tho legs, but is not used
to stand on. The cow kills Hies
with her tail. The cow has big ears
that wiggle on hinges; so does her
tail. The cow is bigger than the
calf, but not so big as the elephant.
She is made so tall that she can go
into the barn when nobody is look
ing. '3ome cows aro black and some
hoek: A dog was hooked once.
She tossed tho dog that killed the
cat that worried the rat. Black
cows give white milk ; .so do other
cows. Milkmen sell milk to buy
their Hi tie girls dresses, which they
put water in and chalk. Cows chow
cuds, and each finds its own chew.
That ii all there is about cows.
It is not often that such a little
matter as three minutes stand be
tween a man and the penitentiary.
Yet that was the case in Toledo the
other dav when it was showu that a
theft was committed just that period
before sunset, and Jieuco was petti'
larceny and not burglary. Great is
tho Ingenuity of the Toledo lawyer.
Emma Abbott, the singer, is now
said to be the richest-woman on the
American stage. She is 38 years
old, and twenty years ago vrixs sing
ing in a Brooklyn choir, endeavor
ing to save money enough money
to pay the expenso of study in
Europe.
Revivalist 'My son, when that
great day comes, where will we find
you, with tho sheep or tho goats?"
Small boy "Jiggered if I know.
Ma she calls mo her 'little lamb,'
and pa calls me 'the kid,' so I guei-s
I'll have to give it up."
A man hasn't much of an opinion
of himself after a night of folly and
yet strange to say, that's the time
when ho has a case of "big-head."
All this anxiety about tho eleva
tion of tho stagelsqulte unnecessary.
Tho stage can elevate Uself very well
because it has wlngaffiid tiles.
A1 GOOD CUV oV COl'F- E.
Is a -great attraction for a restaurant.
Tho coffee drawn froni Hellenbrand's fat
ent Coffeo rcccptaclo is ono of tho many
Great Attractions of wis catlns parlors.
Thousands bfeups of Ills excellent cofietf
uresola every week. And as Tor oysters
and meals he cannot bo equaled In tho
state, tf
F.rocH.
The transition from long, lingering
and painful sickness to robiwt JicaltU
marks an epoch in tho life ofthein
dividual. riuch u remarkable event
Is treasured in the memory nnd the
agency whereby the good health hua
been attained fs greatfully bichsed.
Hence it is that mj much Is heard in
probe of Electric Bitters. So ninny
feel they owe their restoration to
health, to theusoofthe Great Al
terative and Tunic. If you aw
troubled with any dlseaue of Kid
neys. Liver orStomat'h, of long or
BhortMandlhg you will surely find
-n.,r i... ... ,,f T". wtrlu Hitters.
Sold at 60e. and $1 per bottle at I)an
lei J, Jury's wmgwimf,
mm
V ROYAL JS5W8 J
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
This powder never varies. A marvel of
purity, strength and wholesomeness. More
economical than tho ordinary Mods, and
cannot be sold in competition with tho
multitude of low test, short weight alum or
phosphate powdcis. Sold only In cans.
ItoYAi. Making Povdeh Co.. lOOWnll.N.Y.
For the Public Good.
It is an Indisputable fact that tho hand
oomest vestibule trains that aro now run
on tho American continent aio those on
the. liurllngton route, leaving fiom Union
depot In Denver, also St. Paul, Immediate
ly on arrival of iilllhrough trains from tho
west. Tho first nnd second class coaches
aro magnificent, the reclining chair cars
suburb, tho Pullman sleepers extiemcly
luxuriant', nnd as for tho meals that nre
served In thoso palace liurllngton dining
urn yum yum. Mile ncxi lime you go
cast to Kansas City, Chicago or St. Louis,
If you mention to the ticket agent that you
want your ticket to lead from Denver or
St. IVint nvpr tlin TtniltniTtnn rntitn. vnn
will get it, and you will always be glad of
u.
If vou iro via tho .Northern or Canadian
Pacific, the elegant vestibule trains of
j. no iiurnngton ltoute, oetween St. I'nui
and Chicago, or St. Louis, will carry you
along tliCc.istcrn shore of tho Mississippi
river for a distance of .IT) miles, amidst
sceu cry that can not bo sui passed; or, If you
go via the Oregon Short Line, or Southern
1'aclflc, nnd your ticket reads via The
liurllngton Kou.o from Chcyciino or Den
ver, you will pass through ail tho thriving
cities and towns located In what Is popu
lnily known as tho Heart of tho Continent.
Kor further Information apply to A. C.
Sheldon, General Agent, 8j First street,
Portland, Oregon. 4-lUdd.wtl
$50. HORSES. $50.
One hundred head of brood marcs and
young horses for sate. forty or liity
colts expected in the spring Two lino
horses, Clyde and l'orcheon stock, weight
sixteen nnd seventeen hundred; have been
with the band for the past three years.
Original stock from the best quality ot
mares. Kor pai tlculars nddre.3 or seo
W. U. BYAIIS.
wtt. Salem, Or.
IMMIGRANTS LOOK HERE!
Having farmed In this country for over
half a century, which gives us a thorough
knowledge of tliocountiy, wo now otter our
services to you In;
and lake pleasure In announcing th.it wo
havo a very lino list of property from
which to select, embracing some ot tho
best
Grain, Stock and Fruit Farms
in Marlon and Linn counties, at prices that
cannot bo dupllcted In tho Willamette
valley. Other valuablo property of vari
ous kinds ottered nf'bed lock" prices.
Come and See and You Will He Convinced
that wo are otrerlng nil that wo hero claim.
Como by .Nanow Gauge railway, or to
Turner nnd tnko stage, (four miles).
Descriptive price list of farms and other
property sent on application. Locating
two or moro families near each othera rjmj
cialty. II. C. & J. II. PORTER,
Real Estate Agents.
Aunidville, Marlon county Or. 4-5-SO
(MUX RAILWAY CO.
Limited Line.")
C1IAS. X SCOTT, - - -Iteceiver.
I On and after Feb. 18 l?s!i.and until further
notico trains will run daily (except Hun
day) as follews:
' EAST SIDE.
Couurg Mall
il'ortl'd Mail
Prom Port
laud
STATIONS.
Tow'rd Port
land
Lv. ll.Hu nui l-oitTi.ANii i y Ar. 4.W.p in.
AT. JU.UH riMJlUlUITJ MH. UH
l.v. 2.15 n in Ruv's Ijiudlng. Ar
l.Sd
117
2.2! St. Paul's,
3.10
.1:31
11.11
sua
1.03
4.10
4.3.1
4.S9
J.17
5.b0
5.80
5.50
Woodburn,
Townsend,
MeKce,
12.00
1M(J
11.10
11.21
(Ml
11.00
io.ao
10.1B,
10.07
I). Ill
11.18
8j0
I
Jit. Angel,
Down'.,
hllverton.
Johnston' Mill
Switzerland.
KastSldeJunct.J
Macleay,
Aumsvllle,
WestHtayton
0,11
0.2 1
CM
7.20
7.-J)
&01
8:07
(W0
10:15
OP Crpslug,
West Hclo,
Crobtree,
Sptcei,
Tallman,
Plalnvluw.
Jlrownsvllle,
llow land,
8,10
8.2
aoo
7J1
48
tus
5.T0
Couurg.
AH
Ar
-p in
LV
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a in
n .lxlTlAVcfd at turo
i-nnty nor
uummuijuit i. .v...- - -.---
. JUlJe OH K-'llO III iuuim ..
lng uu'cnta.
I Connection lit II"'?,,, nn, .F7i9??,rt
' Cenerul 0lcc, N W Cor. First una line,
j ForUand, Orogoa.
THE RELIABLE GROCERS,
KELLER
Corner State and Liberty Streets, Salem.
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Speciaities in Ta.ble Luxuries,
Fine Tea., and Coffee, Creamery
Butter, Cream Cheese, etc.
WE LEAD IN CANNED GOODS.
Remember the Place and Call.
A
ff
We wish to say a i'cw words to the renders of the Journal in
regard to foetwear:
1st. Our stock for this SPRING comprises nil tho latest and most
desirable-styles in botli ladies' and gents' footwear.
2d. "We carry no shoddv goods, but guarantee to sell tho best goods
the market aflords at lower prices than any other house, quality con
sidered. 3d. Your attention is invited to our immense lino of
Ladies' Light Footwear!
A$ The attention of tho ladies is particularly invited to this department.
Now is the time to buy before the stock is broken.
Our stock is large, well selected and varied. You can see all that is
new and desirable, nnd wo will guarantee to fit you nnd suit you.
KRAUSSE & KLEIN,
No. 211 Commercial Street, Salem, Oregon.
Wm. Brown & Co.,
DEALERS IN
BOOTS AND SHOES.
(f) ,-Tsri
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Leather and Findings
CASH PAID FOR
WOOL, HIDES, PELTS AND FURS.
231 Commercial Street, Salern, Or
m
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m to wm !
1,
FOUND!
Success in Business requires preparation ! Therefore, thoroughly nuiHler
Commercial Arithmetic, Business PeniiuuiHhlp and Business Correspon
dence, Book-keeping by both Single and Double Entry, the nature and
correct umj of Commercial Paper, Commercial Law and Business practice.
Learn, also, Shorthnnd and Type-writing, Manlfcild, and Dictation work.
All these aro needed In business, and aro thoroughly taught by exper
lenced eachers at the rJALEM BUSlSlSSS UOMAHnZ
Grlswold's Block, Salem, Oregon.
THE BEST STOCK OF STOVES
IN THE CITY IS AT
R. M. WADE & CO'S
282 to 286 Commercial Street, SALEM.
KTiW3W
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AND MANY OTHER
i .. .. . . ,., i .ii i
AlstalwpleieaiWKWiiawfeiiarariwciiitry,i5i!oaniLM
k
TO YO
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CO
Garland Stoves,
Charter flak Stoves,"
Brighton Range
LEADING STYLES,
in if I? Ul I !..
rp T iTARMQ
torn . Ten to
One Mile from Aiimsvillc
Several fruit growers from the
locate with us anil there is room for several more. Sample No. 1, 1W acres
more or less high land gently rolling, deep rich red soil, all under plow,
sufficient fence. Price i 10. Sample No. 1', 20 acres, more or less p'Utlv
under plow, partly covered with willows, gently Inclining and level land,
both red and black soil. Price $!l to $:).
Purchasers can pay 8 per cent. Interest on half for live to seven years.
From Salem take train to Turner and thence to Aiimsvillc, on Thomas
Bros', hack line, nnd call on the owner, Mr. Wm. Shaw, one mile north
ot depot, or for fuither particulars address
J. J. HARDEN, Stayton, Oregon.
fee
dy .Capita
Heis IBeen
v
Gin
CIIEAPBT NEWAPHlt IN ORPS"!
THE BEST FAMILY 'NEWSPAPER
IN MARION COUNTY
Read Our Reduced Terms!
WKKKLY, one year, iM.SO. WEI3KLY, six months,. .$0.7o
Now Head Our Discount for Cash'.
WEEKLY, ono year, .l. 1.00. WEEKLY, six months,. ...$0.60
WAS.TJIKttE EVER ANYTHING! EQUAL TO ITV NOW ItOLL
IN THE NAMICS, AND TAKE ADVANTAGE Ol-' OUH
ONE-"'HIIU) OKF FOIt CASH.
Our Old Subscribers
Now in arrears are urged to take advantage of our big discount, by set
tling old accounts and joining the grand thiongof one dollar Mibscilbers
THIS IS NOT A SPECIAL OFFER
Jtut .1 solid, periniiiiciit reductlou. Wo have enno to stay
TO ONE AND ALL "
Wo say, send us your names. If you want to take advantage of our "ono
third'oft" for cash," and are not wheroyou can get postal notes of other
convenient method of remitting, send us your name and slate II. at you
will remit at (list opportunity. This will ensure your being placed on the
dollar list.
Tho TUJYm.3' GUIDE !
lsHUad M roll and Uopt.,
oacli yoar. it l au ency
clopedia of uaoful tnfor
mntioii for nil who pur.
cbaao tho luxuries or tbo
iinnnaaltlnx of HfO. Wo
can clothe you nnd Jurnlth you with
all tho nocoHcry nnd unnecomiary
appltancos to rido.valk, ilanco, aloop,
oat. flh, hunt, work, ro to chinch,
or itay at homo, and in various bizos,
stylos and quanlitloB. Just Uruio out
what in requirod to do all thoso thinga
C0MF0RTAM.T. and you oan mako a .lair
etirattto ot tho vnluo of tho HUXtuUU
(IUIDC, whloli will ho aont upon
receipt of 10 centu w pay poataRO,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
111-114. tAiohisnn Avunue. Cbic&KO.Ill.
WILLAMETTE
UNIVERSITY
OnuUiHten KIikU'iiIk lu
Classical, Literary, Scicnillic,
Normal, BusIiipss, Law,
A Nl
MEDICAL COURSES.
UiitlieoMt?t,liriftMl mid Ituut oxn
nlveinnllutlmi f iuiirnliiK In lliu North
Hci'iimiI dikjiu flrt Monday In Ki'itinlar i
Bondfora-taloKlloti. ,
I President.
t Hiri.i,ofrim.
jUHfl
k
ly Acre,
and Ten Miles from Salem.
catt liavo declared their intention to I
Enlarged
Is
m
VX9WtanmiILMlMliJ,lMLnjD9tTteVX3Z-IZ4
"DR. JORDAN'S
m of mum
7')t.Mnrk'tKt Sun KnuicUiti
(JAl.Il'dK.NIA.
(IiiiiikI leal II liuu- to uvnlil
I'rlMitr iilllccUll (Jiiui-y hIii til.
m
Flic Salem Alistrac
AND-
LAND COMPANY,
Have removed to building adjoining
ThoiiijmonV Jewelry store on
(,'nmiuui'vlal street.
Titles Investigated,
Money to Loan,
Land for Sale,
Houses for Rent
oai and s u
Journa
h
mm
Mi
V ffvaft J (llMiiK(,iiliilliou'uoiiilurriil-
lf)TOfi ly jmiaiii iiiiulc. Coiihii In-
Bill Fl K. 1IIIIU lll'llllJHMIl IH'ITt'OII
tiill U (r nlly or ly lultcror wi-ulf
X J' lll'XICM Mild llll lIlMIIIKMI II
cs ' ineii.. honcl fur luxilc.
TItANSI'OIlTATIO.
TH.E YA0UINA ROUTE.
OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD
And OrPKon Development company's
iteiuiiKhlpliuc. --" mlk'i Hhorloi.'JU iinurs
lev) timo than by any otlici unite, l-'lr.t
eln-s tliroitRli pavicnser nnd fielplit II. o
from I'ortlund nnd nil points In tlioWP
lumi'ttu viillcv to nnd lioni inti Krniiclsco
TIME SCHEDULE, (Kxi-opt SundnyBj:
l.eavu Albany 1:00 I'M
Leave CorvnlllH 1:10 I'M
Anlvo Ynqulnn fit-'iOl'M
l.eavo Ymiiilna (1:11AM
Leave CotvallN lOAIAM
Arrlo Albany 11:10 AM
O. .V V. tnilns connect at Albany nnd
Coi'MillU.
The above trains connect at YAOU1XA
ltb tlin Oii'Kou llcvelnninent CVs I.luo
jIHteaMsblps tietMeen niiulim nnd San
l-'ianelvi-o.
SAII.IM1 HATES.
STKAMi:i!S. FUOM Y.IQU1KA
Williinietto Vallev Sunday Apr. IS
Willamette Valley 1.Mnndny,.Miiv (1
Willamette Valley, Tuesday " 11
STKAMlinS, l'HOM HAN KltANCIbCO
Willamette Valley Tlitirsday, May 1!
Wlllamotto Valley l-'ildny " 10
Wlllametlo Valley-. . .Satunlay, " 18
This iiimiunv rcseivos tbo rnrlit to
cbanire Kalllni; dates without notice.
. ii. rnsseiiiicis noin I'ortlalid nnd nil
Willamette Vallev nolnts can innko eloso
eounectliiu with tin; trains of tlin
YAOUINAltOUTK at Albany or Corvnllls,
and If destined to Han 1'ianelsco, should
nrninnetoarilvoat Ymiulna thu evening
ueiiiiu tiaie oi hailing.
I'.wsrn);rr ami Krelvlit Hates Alnnis thr
l.uwest. 1'or Inlormallon apply to Mewsr
m ujw, iv i o.; I'reiRiii aim neuet
AirentsLlXianirjO-JKi-ont Ht.. I'ortlanil.Or.
or to
C.C. HonUK, Ae't Oeii'l Krt. t
l'nss. Agt., Oregon 11icltlelt.lt. Co.,
Corvnllls, Or.
(1 11. IIAHWi:r.li,Jr. Oen'l Kit; A
Hiss. AKt. Uieeon Development
Co., ;i0l MontKomery st.;
San Kraucisco, CalJ
TIMK T.IU,r. ItlVEIt DIVISION.
'1 beelerfantly eiiuippeil steamtoals,Wm
M. lloai:, Capl. (leo. Ittmbp; Nio N. H.
llentlev. Cant. .l.:i. Ceulttr: tlin Tbren
Sisters, (.'apt. W. I'. Miorf, aio In service
lor piiweiiKeriind lielubt liatllo betweeu
Con allls and rurtland and Intcrmcdlati)
points, maklni; tluee louml tilps each
week as follews:
NORTH IIOlTND-i.uive.sCoralllN Moil
day, Wednesday and Krldny at S a. in.
Airlvesat Salem .Monday, Wednesday and
I'Vldav nt.l I), m. Leaves Salem Tuesday.
Tliursday and Saturday at (I a.m. Arrives
at ruiiinnuTuckciny, niiiiMtny anil satur
d ly si :i:.'Kl p. in.
-OUTll IIOl'ND LciiM'h l'ortland Moil
day, Wednesday and Kililnv at (I a. in.
An l es at Salem Monday, Wednesday and
1'rldny nt 7:lTi p. in. Leaves Salem Tues
day, Tliuisday and Saturday at (I a. m.
Anhes at I'omillls Tuesday, Tliuisday
Satunlay nt :i::l0ii. in.
l'"nr IioIkIiI ami passenuer rales apply to
tlio captains and puiscrsol'tliu icsiccMh
lionts, or to W. .M. I )in II iilt, iikciiI, 'M) and
lUM''iout stieet, l'mtlnml; (illbcit llros.
agents, Salem; I, M.Ailalr, HKcnt, Albany
V. A. Mlller,iu?ent, Curvallls; or totho ucil
end fiullit and passenser uncut. Corvnllls.
O. .t t). trains connect at Albany and
(.'nrwillm
K. W. 1IO WKN, Superintendent.
Win, 1IO.UI, (leueinl MnuiiKrr.
Overland '(California
-VIA
So'iiflifii'ii I'iicil'ic Company's Line.
THE MOUNT SHASTA HOUTIi.
fiine lli'ttvi'rn S.ilrm ami Snu r'nuiclsio
'I lilt't -six lluiirs.
KlllNIA i:.l'lll.SS 1IIA1N It
Hl.riVIIIlN I'Oltn.AKl) AND
"TWtli.
"J.oo i'inT
ll:ll p. in.
T.'tfa. in.
NouIi.
10:11 u. fa.
7yMa. III.
7:110 p. in.
Lv. I'urtTiiTid Ar.
Lv. Salem Lv.
Ar. San Kran. Lv.
I.OCAI,
ah.-i:n(ii:k tuain ( ii.mi.v mx
chit sunkav).
H:mi a. iii. I Lv. I'oiilnml Ar. I, :i:1.1 p. in.
11:10 a, m Lv Salem Lv. ( I'.lfi'J p. m.
11.10 p. in, I A r. laiKcno Lv. IM1 a. n I r
PULLMAN BUFFET SIME1IS.
TOURIST SLEEPING CARS
Kor iicciiiiimodiilioii ot second claSH
ptiHsiiiKi'iK attacbed lo orpic-s tnilns,
ThoH. 1. company's feny nialses ion
ncctloii with all tho rcKUIar nanus on th
Ijii't Kiuu Division fiom loolot V stieu
rortland.
Ycsl Siilo Division. Between Portland
and Cervallis:
IIAII.V (liXCKIT HUNllAV).
r7:.K)7i. in ."I L . I'oi llaiid Ar.T (l0l. in".
U-X p. m. I A r.J 'orvallls Lv. 1 1:10 j. in.
XF'A'inaiiv and CurvnTinriiiiuii'tit IIE
lialnsof Oii'Kon 1'aclllii ltullroad.
'Iliioiiuli ItcKelKto nil points south and
ciiht In l'ullforilla
KM'lilVWl ItAl.V "(IIA1I.Y i:XCKlThUKlAV.)
.Ml p. m. I LvrTiirllmiinr, roluin, in.
W p. in. I Ar.Mii.MlnnvllluLv. 6:1,1a. in.
Through Tickets
To nil points
SOUTH ami KAST
California.
lor lull liiloi ination rczardini; nites,
uiitp, etc., apply to tho Coiiipuuy s nueut,
Haluiii, Ori'L'on.
11. I'. I tO(i Kits, Awt. (J. K. nnd i'ass. A'j't,
II. KOKHLKIt, Mumitfur.
Oiegon llailway and Navigation
COMPANY,
Columbia River Route.'
1 rains for thu cast luivo I'ortlnud nt 7:i5
ii in mid 8 p in dally. Tin ( Is to and from
principal point In tin United States, Ca
uda ami l.iuope,
ELEGANT NJLMANN PAL'.C CARS
Kuiltfrniit Hk-eplni: Cars run ltnouK',,on
' expiess tit Inn to
OMAHA
t'OU.N'CII JILirK
11 1(1 BT. 1'AUI
Free of Charge and Wit oil Cliauge.
L'ouurctloiittut l'ortland forSan Kruu
ciHoouud I'uu'tit Hound poluU.
Kor lurtlivrpiirllculuru liuiulru of I. A.
MuiiiiIiii:. iitfent of tho company, M6
(inunerclal mrt-et, Hjluui i. icuun, oi
A. U .Maxwell, (I. 1', & T, rwititiud
Ori-tfou,
A. L. MAXWELL, O. 1'. AT A
H. HOLCOHB' Otteml.U noger,
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