V iiib 'i" iiiumffli'iBixiaMaiiiFJJuui'cmwmajim; wriaKauamjij.M,ULmm-j wnm Interesting Statistic. It is ascertained by statistics kept during periods of twenty to forty years tbat: nr every 100 persons in business lii Cincinnattl 00 dio poor. Of every 100 persons Jn business in Boston 95 die poor. Of every 100 persons in business in ew York 98 die poor. A Of every 100 persons in business in PlilladclybiaOOdlopoor. gee writings of Nullum Capen, of Massachusetts, and Freedly. Sir. Wrigbt. chief statistician of Massa chusetts, makes the average in that state 99 per cent. A moderate estimate of an average of the failures of the world is 95 per cent, leaving tho chauco for success barely 5 percent. Fifty per cent fail from living bo yontl their means. Twenty percent fail from outside speculation. Ten percent iau irom mmiug uu yond their capital. Ten per cent fail from neglect in book-kcopiuK and too much credit ing. Five per cent tall from natural shrinkage in values. Five per cent die wealthy. But a very large pecentage of the latter die unhappy. Statistical Review. Vhero They Kuril Water. This burning of water is a curious thing. "When I went to England, many years ago, a perfect novice in matters relating to combustion of fuel, and saw the firemen and engi neers pouring bucketsful of water OU tllCir COlll UUiipa junu uuimo shoveling the coal on to their fires! I at once told them that they were doing a very foolish thing, for it took a lot of heat to drive off the water before the coal would burn. But when they told me that it was a matter that did not admit of an argument, as they had proved that they hail got much hotter fires when they wet their coal than When they put it on dry, I was com pletely nonplussed, and with my "stoker" I fed the furnaces with tan bark, etc., so wet that the water ran out of tho hoppers I believed tfae firemen were 'igut. Manufacturers' Gazette. The Bells Wtill King. On the morning of April 30th,1889, at nine o'clock, it has been arranged that the church bells all over tho country shall ring to celebrate the event ot 100 years ago, when the church bells throughout the thirteen states rang out to call the people together to pray for the success and prosperity of the country under Gen. Washington, that day inaugurated president of tho United States. On this glorious April day 1889 the bells in tho steeples of tho churches of forty-two states will peal forth their rusty throats. A coincident is in tho fact that one of those states one is named Washington. rtuskln on Hallways. The benevolence involved in tho construction of railways amounts exactly to this much and no more that if the British public were in formed that engineers wero now confident, after their practice In the Cenis and St. Gothard tunnels, that they could make a railway to hell, the British public would instantly Invest in the concern to any amount and drop the church building all over tho country for fear of diminish ing tho dividends ! Harper's Mag azine. Power of Religion- Homely Old Womau : "Please, sir Ivon't you glvo mo a dime ter git ttnething to eat 1" Benevolent Gent: "Umer here's I i ticket for tho soup house to bo opened next week." Pretty Little Girl : "Oh, sir, I'm wt collectin' for the St. Fashion eourch organ. Won't you please pve me 10 cents, 'cause then I'll wuejUBt?5. Benevolent Gent : "Certainlv. rav pttle dear. Here's a quarter for I W Record. An Even Divide, "The world Is nrettv evenlv divid- H after all," said tho butcher as ho raped away at hla block. "How ?'' Lady in the diamonds and seal- n nets out of her carriage and iea in here, and inmiircs for 'bos "Well?" I ''Well, other folks have tho money US hllrprtniM tlin i.lilnnoulmn kesmefeel more content." Frco Good Knouch. Mlsuvss (to Bervantl; "Did von U those ladies at tho door that I 'not at homo?" Servant! "Yis. am." Mistress: "What did they y" Kervant: "How fortlnitc" Qanac. IRemoval Notice. S. A. Itiggs (Successor to J. A. McDonald) has removed his Marblo And Granite "Works to Commercial street oppositeState Insurance Build ing, where he is prepared to do first class work on short notice. He has the largest stock ever brought to tho state and will sell at prices as low as tho lowest. For honest work give him a call. 2wdw High Ideas. Pater Famlhas (Interrupting) You girls should fix your mind on something higher than dress. Mary Ann That is what we have, pa. We have got our minds fixed on a couple of lovely high hats down at Mrs. Feather's millinery rooms. Yankee Blade. nurkien's Arnica SalTe. The best salvo in the world fo. iits, bruises, sores, ulcers, saltrheuui. f'i'ver sores, tetter, chapped hiinrU chilblains, corns, and all skin erii. i inns, and positively cures piles, nr no pay required. It Is guanmtwl l give perfect satisfaction, or iiiohm refunded. Price 25 cents per box ,-or salo u- Dr. H. W. Cox. A (I ood Cup uf Coffee Is a great attraction for a restau rant. Tho coffee drawn from Hel lenbrand's Patent Coflee Receptacle is one of the many Great Attrac tions of his eating parlors. Thous ands of cups of his excellent coffeo are sold every week. And as for oysters and meals he cannot be equalled in the slate. tf. More Truth than Poetry. An exchange says that a man with a new idea cannot bo tbo care-' ful of it. It may get away from him and become original with some one else. Can you Imagine nny ailment that wll make a good natured person so peevish dissatisfied, ill tempered and cranky as bllliousness? There Is no reason, what ever, why anyone should suffer Irom In digestion, dyspepsia, torpid liver and loss of appetite, when Dr. Henley's Dandelion Tonic, which everyone knows is a certain cure, can be so easily obtained. Sold by D. W. Muthcws A Co. Don't Carrie Damm Now. Miss Carrie Damm of Cincinnati, was married tho other day. Her name is known whereyer the Eng lish language is spoken. $50. HORSES. $50, One hundred head of brood marcs nnd young horses for sale. Forty or fllty colts expected in tho spring Two fine horses, Clyde and Porcheon stock, weight sixteen and seventeen hundred; have been with the band for the past threo years. Original stock from the best quality ol mares. For particulars address orseo W. H. BYARS, wit. Salem, Or. THE CREAM of all BOOKS of ADVENTURE Condensed Into One Voli'iuo. PIONEER HEROES DARING DEEDS. And The thrilling adventures of all the hero explorers nnd frontier fighters with In dians, outlaws and wild beasts, over our whole country, from tho earliest times to the present lives and famous exploits ol De Soto, La Salle, Standish, Boone, Kenton Brady, Crockett, Bowie, Houston, Carson, Custer, California Joe, Wild Bill. Buffalo Bill. Getfcrals Miles and Crook, Great inaian umeis, ana scores oi omers. cspien dMly Illustrated with 220 fine engravings. Agents wanted. Low-priced, nnd beats anything to sell. A. L. BANCROFT & CO., 132 Post St., SAN Fkancisco, CA, 11-6 lyw, A Bargain For il -To Exchangr for- LAND! HOMES -FOR THE HOMELESS!!! 12oo ACRES OF- VARIED LAND -FOR Sale or Rent. Quantity and Quality to Suit Purchaser. Lands near R. R. Facilities. A GOOD CHANCE For Particulars call at This Office. 111 Tr P. WILLIAMS, STENOGRAPHER TT . nna Typewriter copyist, will reports of trlnls, etc.: copying on writer nccurntely nnd neatly done Olllco withl. A. Manning. Commercial St., Up sinirs, iicir nan it isiock. f!nnntrv nrnrthen nf nil raUmlct nlwnT'tf rm hand. If von ffyivn not trnarri with inn . fore, I respectfully solicit nlnl believing I can suit yotf both In prlccsnind quality. A.. E. STRANG, No. 303 Commercial Street, -SALEM, - - OREGON. -DEALEK IN- STOVESand RANGES PlflDuiing, Gas and Steam Fitting. Tinware and Artistic Metal Work a Specialty. OS- Agent for the RICHARDSON & 110YNTON COMPANY'S Furnaces. Es tablished in 1849 JOHN F.STRATT0N& SON Importers nnd "Wholesulo dealers in MUSICAL MERCHANDISE. New York, 13 nnd 45 Walker St. John F. Stratum's Celebrated Ilu slan Gut Violin strings, the Finest in tho World. Our Guarantee II a dealer receives n complaint, (which he believes to be honest) from any musician to whom ho hus sold any of these strings, he Is authorized by us to give blm another string without charge, nna all sucu loss win oo mauo goou by us to our customers, without quibble or question. (Beware ot imitation.) Dealers will please send tor doscrlDtlve catalogue. Tradj supplied nt lowest price. GRASS SEED. Can furnish either Mesquite or a mixture of Mlsqulto and Lincoln grass on terms that will allow you to seed down your farms nt a cost of from 50 to 90c per acre. Address. T. C. JORY, w2m d2w Box 01, Salem, Or. ESTABLISHED BY NATIONAL AUTHORITY OF SALEM OREGON. Capital Paid up, .... $75,000 Surplus, ...-.- 10,000 R. S. WALLACE, - - President. W. W. MARTIN, - Vice-President. J. H. ALBERT, ( Cashier. DIRECTORS) W.T.Gray, W.W. Martin, J. M. Martin, R. 8. Wnllace, Dr. W. A.Cuslck, J. II. Albert, T. McF. Patton. LOANS MADE To farmers on wheat nnd other market able produce, consigned or in store, either In private gramarles or public warehouses. State and County Warrants Bought at Par. COMMERCIAL PAPER Discounted at reasonable rates. Drafts drawn direct on New York, Chicago, Ban Francisco, Portland, London, Paris, Berlin, Hong Kong and Calcutta. NEW BOOK. DEEDS OF DARING BY BLUE & GRAY. The great collection of the most thrilling personal adventures on both sides during the great civil war. intensely interesting accounts of exploits of scouts and snles. forlorn hopes, nerolo bravery, Imprison ments ana nair-oreauiu escapes, romantic Incidents, hand-to-hand struggles, humor ous and tmglo events, perilous Journeys, bold dosha, brilliant successes and mag nanimous actions on each ride the line. CO chapters. Profusely Illustrated to the life. No other book at oil like It. Agents wnnieu. uuuiuns oTeryunng. Time for pay menta allowed agents short of funds nnd freight prepaid. PLANET BOOK CO., Box 0818, 11-0 lyw. HT. Louis, Mo nnKO type- For Bargains IN Fa Groceries, Provisions, SGOirO TH0S. BURROWS, Commercial St8k Salem. dpee of nil iiavc not t fully solid both In pi In mmm&i van TJie Capital National Bank NEW ADVKKTISK3IENTS. pound! HEREITISI Tl-IEKEYTOSUCCESS! Success in Business requires preparation 1 Therefore, thoroughly master Commercial Arithmetic, Business Penmanship and Business Correspon dence, Book-keeping by both Single and Doublo Entry, tho nature and correct use of Commercial Papers, Commercial Law and Business practice. Learn, also, Shorthand and Type-writing, Manifold, and Dictation work. All these aro needed in business, and are thoroughly taught by exper ienced teachers at tho SALEM BUSINESS COLLEGE Grlswold's Block, Salem, Oregon. ADJOURNED ! -o- The Legislature Has A.d.jov.iriied to Meet at tlie QfflU To Carry Home Witli them to their Wives and Constituents a Part of trie Immense Steck: of Dry Goods, Clothing, Sloes, Hats, Etc., There Offered at Astonishingly Lcrw Prices By the Capitol Adventure Company. B o o O o T T S S WM. BROWN -DEALERS IN- Leather and cash paid for Hides, Pelts 231 Commercial St,, Salem, Or 7L iJA h,-V-l'-M w II-"I V -D .SUP ng. CiKClcA di rTinn upntr nuiLIIWLWLII-Ln w Bawl OPT p (IKEd 7) H O B spraiii fcS JxlL.ly ill k AVE YOU A COL1J IN TIIK HEAD which does not get better? Havo you an ex ceMlve secretion of mucus mntterln the niutal iMissanes? Aro you troubled by inwklng, spitting, weak and Inllamed eyes, roaring in ine ears, more or less impairment 01 1110 hearing, iohh 01 sineu, memory im paired, dullness or dizziness of the head, dryness or heat of tho noser Havo you lost all sense of smell? Is your breath foul? If so, you have tho Catarrh. Home havo all these symptoms, others only a part. California Cat-R-Cure Itestores'tho sei Bcnso of titHto nnd Rinoll, removes liart taHteaud uiipleaxaiit breath, rettulU nrrh. Kay and pleanant to ue. Follow directions und u cure Is guitnin '. MATTIIKW8 & Co.; Ing from Oilarrh teed by D. AV. M RECOMMENDBD, CAPTAIN CIIAHLK8 L. DIMON, ofNew York City, formerly special agent of the Pbcenlx and Home Insurance Company nt Kan KrnneUco, Cul..says: "I havo been troubled with Chronlo Catarrh for twenty years. A friend in Woodland, Cal., recom mended your California OAT-lt-CUHK. I pixicurdod ft Jar, having but littlo faith In It curative properties; but I must sny.iirtor using three Jam, I um cured of that disgusting disease. Inclosed rind 85 for which send mo California CAT-lt-CUKK for some friends, who nre sufferers." SOLD AND GUARANTEED UY D. W. MATTHEWS & COMPANY; 106 State) ST.. Salem, Or SNELL, HFITSHU &IW00DARD, Wholesale Deoot, Ml, H H o O K E CUAT?AfJTECD cure ron CATARRH ORQVILLECA frequent soreness of tho throat, ringing or & CO. 0 Findings! JWmX and mr-0 --; , - 1 cAto?! ITyiTctT ritOFKSSIONAL CAltDS. J J. JENNINOR 1. 1). S. DENTIST Ofilco In tho New Hank lllock, Com merclal street, &ilem. Bign of tho blr tooth. iXvr iMt. J. M. KEENE. D 1). S., DENTAL 1 rooms over Wlillo Corner. 8a. ,111. toCp. m. unico hours plIYSICIAN.-MltS. DU. M. 10. JIcCOY, L physician nnd surgeon, has located nnd taken rooms 0 nnd 7 nt Mrs. Snrgcnnts in tho opera house. Chronic dlseiw a specialty. Consultation ftcc. 13-21dw DR. MASON, DENTIST, 8W cessor to Dr. J. 0. Dyrd. Ouico o er Hush':, B;ui;v. lU.ACKSJIITIIlNO. NOTICE. P.J.LA11HEN.TI1E 11ELIA11LK Wagon maker, has moved to 4o State street, hav ing removed lilt shop from tho old stand, illU Commercial tieut, on account ot tho erection of tho new brick. Mr. Larson will b-j pleased to see his old customers and ns mnny now ones as will khnro their pa ironngo with him, at his new location. All work guaranteed. Next to Scrlber & Polile's shop. 1-27-tf. REM0VALN0TI0E. JOHN KNIGHT. THE I1LACKSMITU and Migou maker, has moved his shop to No. 211) Liberty stieet, wlicro ho will bo ready for business after Monday,, Inn. SSth. I wish to state to my friends and patmns that I will bo better prepared from now on to execute all work In my line than nny tlmobefoi'o. Thanking nil for tho liberal support I havo received nt your hmulx, I nni yours respectfully, JOHN KNICIHT, Liberty Street, Salem, Ogn. I1LACKSMITIIING and HORSESHOEING. Havo moved to 47 nnd 49 Htnto street, where they nro now ready for worlc. All our old patrons and friends aro Invited to call and see us In our new location. We aro better prepared for work now than ever having seemed more room. 10-1-tf. BKACKSM1TIIING and WAGOXMAKIXO. TOHN HOLM, THE OLD 11ELIAHLE J lllacksmlth, has removed his shop to corner of Commercial and Chemoketo Sis., whero ho Is ready to servo tho public. Hav ing associated with him Mr. K. Hiinnon, an experienced wagon-nmkor recently from Portland, ho Is now prepared better than ever to do nil kinds of iikoii nnd carriago making nnd repairing; all kinds of blacK smlthlng und repairing, and a general horseshoeing business. Ho lias nil kinds of shoes,Btecl,trottlug, hand made, etc., and fits them In a Ncicntillo manner. Special attention given to tho construction ol wag ons and carriages, ltciuenibcr tho place, opposlto State Imurauco building. AIISCKI.LANHO US. PORTRAITS. Having opened a studio at room (I, First National bank building, Clydo Cooko is prepared lo receive orders for jHU'tralts ami landscape worlc In oil and water colors. Graded classes will nlso be formed for tho Instruction In 11 vo branches. Bpcclnl attention given to designing nnd engraving on wood. d-tf. Cull unci Soe T. T. CRONISE, Salem's Popular Job Printer, AT HIS NEW QUAHTEIIH IN THE. Htalo Insurnnco llulldlng, Cor. Com mercial und Chflinoketo streets "0-ltf QNE OK THE LAUOEST E.STAIILIHH ments In tho State. Ixiwcr rates than . .irtland. Largest stock Legal lllanks Id tho State, n-d biggest discount. Send for frlcollstof Job printing, and catalogue ol egul blankB. E. M. WAI'lls, Steam Printer Salem Oregon. TRIMMING anil DltESSMAKINd. MRS. C. A. RICE Wishes to Inform the Ijidlesof Halem that she Is prepared to do trimming and dressmaking In all ItH dlllcr- cnt branches In tho "LATESTSTYLES" Prices reasonable nnd satisfaction guanin tecd. Call and sea her before placing your orders. IttStato street, up stairs. lm. SALEM BUSINESS COLLEGE. Arrnugments have been completed for oiKinlng u lully und ierfectly niulppvd Iluslncss Collego in Salem, In duo time. The entire upper floor of the First National Hank building Is to bo ro-arrangcd for tho school, with olflccs, bnnk. etc., for buslnes practice. Instruction will bo given, DAYandEVENINO, In Spelling, Grammar, Penmanship, Cor reHpondonco, Single and Double Entry Uook-Keeplng,llanklng,()ftlce Prac tice, llusluess Forms, Com mercial Ijiw, Shortlnund, Typowrltlng, And other bninclies essential to a practical eduwtlon The school will bo In charKO of twonxierlcnoed and comiwtent touchers; one for tho business dciuirtment, anothnr for the shorthand deiiartment. THOKOUQH WORK. Willba Insisted on from tho first, through which the school oxpectH to makoa repu tation wiial to that of the best, Dkhcuii' TivKL'iuouLAiuiwUl be ready for distri bution nt an early date. For further particulars, address . MALUM HUHINEH8 COLLEGE, Bultmi, Oregon, SOW PHI