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About Weekly Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1900-1924 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 2, 1900)
V Issued every Tuesday and Friday by llio : STATESMAN PUBLISHING- COMPANY K. J. HKXDKICKS. Manager. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. One year, in advance, Six months, iu advance. 50 cents; Three months, in advance, 25 cents; 0ne year, on time, $1.25. , . j The Statesman has been tstab- Jiihcd for nearly fifty years, and it has . .. , ' ( ., some subscribers who liave received it nearly mat long, ana many wuo. os.c read it for a generation. Some I ot these ooicct to having the paper -mi- continued at 'the time of expiration oi their subscriptions. For the benefit ot; "these. antV for. other reasons, we have : concluded to discontinue subscriptions , only when notified to do so. All per- sons paying when subscribing, or pay - Twicc-a-wrrk .Statesman, i a year. Will not some oik? Invent a fruit drj er that wJl not burn? ; j Colonol Roosevelt Is making It very warm for tSeneral Apathy., ; j iiood roads ami motor lines; would further centralize the crwamery busi ness here. " 1 Perhaps the waiting campaign. In Ore con-will. !e a" wa riu one when it U once started. '.V- The Washington State Fair. lelng - held at North Yukhna this week, Is having a very good attendance. "j Kooserelt might have expected ; to have aM' rocks thrown at him. The most club are always 'found under the lcst apple tree, j - rrr r : , , f : . The burning of I-Ims Perry fouudry In the eastern part of the eity Is uu fortunate. Salem lias" uo uiauufactur . iug corn-eras to iire. ' . ; j Aguiitaldo Is somewhat of a joker also. II is last proclamation offers $10 to every Amerieau who surrenders. The next thing we shall have him re lorliiig that he has the ''situation well in baud . ' I Salem just now lias good road. But she needs good wagon roads the year through; uud a few motor fine leading to near-by towns. ; These things would ccntralixe business here and make a big eity of Salem, i j Port laud- new and Improved jalid : . , , , , ,. ,. I aieended. . blanket liceie oriluuuice , , . . 1 taxeM 4he lawyers., and it gives tbeui w. .- , , x , ,,,, a 'i hanre to pay! what they please. Jf ; i i.:.r,. v.:-...i...-' . .... 1.. t. ; .. year they must pay ?"-I.."ii a quarter. I f , t heir " receipts a i-e ? P 1,1 xmj a j yea r Ihrymnst pay it quarter. ' Foftte latter ' the Ui Is too low. Auy Port land lawyer who would tell' that biz a lie ought to Ihi made to pay at Icast .. ?H a quarter. i I We susiM-ct that there Is Hoilie joji-k-eying Just 'now in the liop markejt, jlie fore it is fairly owii. But in tliej liiig 11111 the laws of supply and ib-iuS ml will rule. FoMunaielv for the grow ers, England will ihmi! more- j hops than America can spare, lief ore! Ihe E h;irvettiug of Hie next crop. This w ill make the market brisk, and WN.iieiKtr later, there Is going to 1n a strugl lo get (he good hops left in the grpw rrs' hands In this tuiitry--or in jthe tlealers bands. in cs the growers jart with all Uteir good bos fju-fore the struggle comes. This is the statis tical situation.- , .Manipulation .may beat statistli-s;i but' tiie latPT is usual ly tlie trtiMip iunl in such a game. I If Mr. Bryan never .saw the follow ing bit pf wisdom In-fore, it is to lie Imped It' will come tinder bis eye pimhi. It is int, iiun-li. . ofily the oitilon; of him au bis paramount fcsne given by young Mr. Hearst ln-fore the -great journalistic trl-ievil !x-aiie silsp a "creature of exHdieiicy.": This Js; it. and it was printed, in tliat big I31H' which Is supHMil as effective as .1 womatt's nmlers4ti!ng in her; cor respondence: "The iiopular instiiiyt of a tialion caiitHit be cbaiigml In sixteen UMMitbs. nor can 'a creature of exeli enc3" 1m eouverted into a. statesman by au apM-al to the tnitlis of hisiotyJ Mr. I try a u may thiuk he i ctos tu the NMple. and that , bis silly i talk nlMMit ""imiK-rlalisni mores theuij; but bt will s4H.ii II ml out that Americans are js uiueit In faior of esansioii to- la y a s t hey were w hen I hey j ; a p plaiMinl the arqtiisiitiHi of the Iu5s1 aua territory by that uotel imierlab 1st, I houias JefTerstui. i "Except for 'a few olds and ends" -the document distribution of tie Ke pul'lieau '.'National. t.Niiiuiittei ban Iwen tTxuplefrd. aci-irdiiig to I . the sl.itemeut of the ' gentlemen atj tiie Iiead of the lM.-mi.ent Imuimii. In: 1i; do-tiii: iits prlnusl t lf i teen differeiit languagi ..were circulate! lo Ills jnim- Iht of a Iiiiiein ti and sixty iimIIUhis of i ?TK?.W '"Hi" r-n.w c4de ... . , , , . j Durovtty t ikink hid cop-es: tliis thin- the in ul:i1ki:r Is mrvorirMTl tlebiiitTof thrr only alK nim ty millions amlj ll tlV0: l.uiguag":-usl''are' oil nine.",- The '! ,,ra 1 tkin it bt lr-p be ' . 1 1 cme more refpenhin mnd t riined way titis iriuted m;lt!er has I lieen i iwjtid wirht. mmA . coming to tiregou. Ave w ere led lo I led K-i;ce tlw 'niiuaigu of -d oca lion along t hi Hue was a more vigorous on- Ih.iti that of 1 .. Perhap .this the extent of 11m earn piign f wwk of ths NatVoual Cuiiimitree In Oregon. - ing in advance, will have the benefit-of dollar rate j-But il they do not pay lor six months. the rate will be $i5 a yMr ? ttcrcafterr wc aend the pa. :-per to lall .responsible persons who or tier; it, though they may not scad the money, with the understanding that they are ft pay $1.25 a, year, in case they; Jet the subscription account run brer six months. : In order", that there may be ho misunderstanding, we will keep this notice standing at this place ' in the paper. : . CUBA'S FUTUIIE. Ceucral Fitxbugh I.ee ex presses grave doubt of the ability of the Cu bans to maintain a stable government. ami Is inclined to ihink" the United States 'will never Ik; able to withdraw her ami y completely. We are solemn ly liouud to do two things that are somewhat hostile to each other." We have promised to give Cuba lndeieud euee, ! and we have also promised to see that a stable government Is estalf lishcd there and that protection is af forded to all foreigners. It is that last obligation which Ceuerat Ia'c ' con siders is likely to run counter to the rirst one. . Believing as b does the Cubans are incapable of maintaining a Republican form; bfi government ill l'aee, and . therefore foreigners aud their proierty will not be secure, be cannot see how we can withdraw -our army completely, or bow, having oftee witlidrawn, we shall not very soon be compelled to send it- back again to maintain order and guarantee protec tion to the subjects of those nations which look to us to see that this Is done. Failing this we must be will ing to jK'rmit foreign nations to send their own armies there to accomplish that juriHsis just as they are uow doilig in China; and this would over throw, the iudeik-ndenee of the islands. tieneral Lee Is ; not a Republican, but he : Is an Anieriean of the expansion i,5 lie. ine Kiuu tuat is in an over whelming majority u the South. H believes in the country being faithful 10 its obligations and reionsibiliiies to civil Iziit ion as well as mindful of ; those tilings that make for her own . , r. glory and ful lire lH-nelit and build ui ., . . t i ' . , . - the nation, and be is little affected bv , , . ' ... the, mock sutniieut w hich in th- v . -. .. . . Noeilt liliiMlai llio nnu .f iii-i 11 - , li,. - " " . practicalities of the situation. It is ditlicult to iieak candidly about the probable course of ; events in CuIki, lafi upon our knowledge of t lie fn Ii.iliitanis uud the history of the Span isli American -epubjics, withoutiieing cliargtil with 'entertaining wciret de elgii,a gainst 'the country and being insincere ' in .the promise made. ; yet there are few thinking itcople who ilo not' agree with ieneral 1a; aliout the difliciilty of giving Cu1a alisolute lu li'lcudeiice. ....;:' ? While the United States is not deli- ( nitely inimmitted to that iiolicy, it Js in! """ " . injkhioii w hich nry- lw wI" al1 l,lHn Congress: to !.. 4. a I . . m . . assume, towards the Philippines, iu cae of his ele-tiou. ThatIs, We have iMidertaketi tojgive Cuba a "stable" government.' and then withdraw our armies and authority and throw about the insular coiimtry the protection of the Monroe Ooctririe. 1'his is a mistake. ll would In a greater mistake- iu the case of 1LmV IMiilipoines than ill TTromutoud When the nervous system is weakened, the body, gen erally shows the symptom of tremulonsness in some of its members, j The hands shke, the lips twitch at the corners, or th eyelids quiv er involuntarily. Such a condition calls for medicine which feeds the nerves. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, acting directly cm the stomach, and organs of di gestion and, nutrition, has a won derful influence in restoring nerv ous force. It quiets the nerves not by dragging them into stupor bat by feeding them into strength The " Discovery " has restored the health of thousands of those who were utterly hopeless, giving them back natural appetite, phy sical vigor, healthful sleep and mental strength. , There is no alcohol in "Golden Medical Dis covery and it contains no opiuni, cocaine or other narcotic. DarM Pnnins. Esq.. of Jones. Ohio Co.. Kfiitackjr. write: 'When I , f TBSth wy " r r rree, on receipt of stunm to M pense of mailing only, Dr. Pierce1 Med- ical Adviser, 1008 oages. Snd it cent stamps for book in paper covers, or i stamps in cloth binding to Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. & MUX km 1 1 that of Cuba, because the Monroe loctrine was never intended for ter ritory distant from our borders.; "While Cuba, is only fifty miles removed froiu our. coast Hue. still the carrying out of this programme may be f ranght with many difficulties. The United States is In a ticklish position with regard to Cuba. Our Government Is H tacitly committed, to a' lndicy that Is unwise, ami that . will if pursued most likely result In failure. ., BEFORE THE FLOP. 1 AVheu one reads the following from the San Francisco Examiner, he !s letl to wonder when it has Its Inspireil moiuenls. x la It when lt shins tip- or shins dowu on ' great iolitical : ques tions? Is it 'when It talks lief ore' the party has committed itself to an Issue, or after, it must support the. issue or resign .the benefits it expects to se cure from party success? At all venfs one irtust admit that the following was written 'during moments of enthusi asm if not of inspiration! ; " "The man tf seuse takes thiugs as they are and works accord! ugly. The Philippines cannot be given away. We shall always be responsible for them. If we turn them loose on their own hook we slmll always be resKusible for thein. We shall have to fight their quarrels and defend them against op pression. Tliat will surely get us into trouble.! With a weak-Hag floating over the Islands, with factious quar reling for control aud inviting foreign interference, will come attempts that we will have to resist, aud Inevitable conflicts will follow. ; "But with the true flag over the Philippines, does it not seem to Mr. Bryan and to all other Americans that foreigners will be apt tokeep their balms off? H; . . "Is it not generally admitted that foreigners will keep their hands olT whatever bears our jrand." ; ft- OEMS Of "IMPERIALISM." ; ' frilllsna MeKlelvy. Reciprjeity of Trade promotes reci procity, of friendship V - The aspiration for knowledge is the corner-stone for learning aud liberty. The American iMople iiever shirk a iesHusiliIity and never unload a bur den that .carries, forward civilization. 'othiug xhould ever tempt usr noth ing will ever tempt us to scale down the m red debt of the nation through a legal technicality. -New conditions can be met only by new meljiods. Meeting these condi tions hopefully, ami facing them bravely and wisely, is to U' the might iest test of 'American virtue and capac ity, j ' . : ... -i i Nor will we ever conseut that the wages of labor or Its frugal savings shall be scaled dowu by imtiiii) (ing la.rneiit in dollars f less value than the .dollars. 'accepted as the lest in every enlightened nation of the i:irth. We- have resting on us as a .1R11 grave rob!enis. and it is our lnisUie .to solve them wisely, and Ibp jieoplc can hel'd' KOi because:' wlienevT, they itoiwiik'r calmly, and Jn-rly ,iiny great question, they are unerring iu jougnieut. i - VON YON8QN S DESPATCH. One awfully blixjcardly night in' Jan uary I was j seated in the little ilog house ca Mud a telegraph otliiv ou'he Chicago. Burlington and Juimy Liiil road in Illinois. Tiie time was mid night, "ami I was deeply engrossed -In that thrilling detective story. "Sliadf owed 'by Three." when the ibnir flew open, and a sitecino'U of humanity en teral my otiice. says tiie Chattanooga News. v Several things were the matter with him J, He was "nearly frozen, excitiil to t!"e point of ins;iuity, and could not .talk English, i The .'pui'Mis of his visit was made known by grunts, signs, and a jargon of unintelligible -.language lie. wanted to send a telegram, mid I, was to copy it from bis dictation, and then M-iel it on i he . wire. ; Tiie nativity, or toy collar was Swe dish, t He ri'iH-ati-! to me. I' am urs tarn times wiiat be wanted .-to say in the iiH-ssage. and as he could only talk SwiHnli. 1 , trhtl Jo iiiakt; a message out of it. w ith English spelling. When, after almost coining to blows about the thing. I finally, aeconiplished the task to the ln'st of my ability, iny at .tempi h rcsulti-H Iu a message reading as follows: . "tU' leou. Monmouth. III. JI'SS 1 lessen bedeat la iku .aeoout bealr sa vare ali.ishut'hasi'l. (Signeilt s Von Youson." This message I real over to the call er just as It smnditl to m'. and he nodded . that it was-iiI4 right: eiis qneiuly I Kent it to Monmouth, and the next thing I beanl of It was three lays later. 'when a do:cn Sweles vis Ul me- l itlMr litnl out why tile lb'on li.-ol not -oiiH-,to our eitv or to do ine IsMlily Injury. Tlie matter -was left lo arbitration, and when Die w.i "aril from, he .-explained that be did Bo r-.i.iim iii iiiessjige. v li.u :t got to bim it was adorned with all the fantasies of which sneb w'.orils In l he lm ti.ls of young operators are capable. His -opv reatl: v ': , --'I'-ti t : "It. E. !. II. E. it. IMnnmkna,-ooi.i Itayssa 14 are ah.-sJmii puzli." v A ffer various diplomailc essays, it developed that my -Hs.;onr bad liecii talking to me. In "lhigltub"" witli a be Swedish : diabcl.. uud that what wanteil to say was; , "Ib'ss Hesson. he dead, he'd like you eoiie here answer .lie shoot himself." ; ti i e cm n es t : rot t. A learned doctor asserts that our toes tuny. .disapear in- well. l.ts? yinrs. .The Chliee men have large f-et and well-formed fee 1 1' with !- (lorn a ' titru- or bimtoit ' 1'h ('Miw..J wemanV rMt is restrained frm, iu faucy and remains -through life a' bid eoM deroruiity. yet. It is said that this prxM-ess. earrieil on for centuries, is prnetically without hereditary, lu ll tie uees, girl babies at birth having as jrfect feet us those of our own race. Kansas City Journal. 4 . 4 . POOR, FOOLISH JOHN. My cousin Johu got married "Aliout tw'o years ago- It might be nigh on three years, I don't exactly know . . But t'other dayj U struck, me v That I'd drop i'rouiid 'n' find ' Out what he thought concemm" Things I had on my .iulnd, Aud when we'd j talked little ' i It seemed to ine as tliongli The feller'd lost bis senses-- If e. kept a-suillin so. 7P I told bim tliat , the nation A'as goin all to smash; I told him that; the magnets Was git tin all the cash ; I told hint that eonditlou vi as gitun worse u worse I tohp bim we were under The money- power's curse. ;--....y..;:j'; :?.:-:.. - - i ' Ho didn't Kieut to worr r About "the trusts at :all4- h . Seemed " more iMoiicernetl a-watchiu j I is ba hy. lea r n to era wi I f . . I J . : I told bim people's freedom . ' 7 ; i Was git tin took away Diirn fool! be set Ihere iMuiiiu , Without a word to say. ' -v 'f--- j - ri'f -. I . I told him of the danger . .The ship of state was in i His wife set tin-re beside him ! The fo.l could only grin j- jJ And say: "Ixok there. Amanda! r . Jlst see the rascal go! 1 f I'll bet you be ll be walkin j In 'not her week or so." f And then he got to pat tin -t Her bhishiu cheeks 'u boy Set there 'n smiled 'u' giggle! ' ' While I went on to say ' - Tlui't trouble was a-brewiif The sky was gettiii bbivk-4 j', ( That.dauger was, before us , j We'd got to sweep It! iU k! t I told bim that the nation ' Was goiu' all to tmiash- I told him that the magnets' ? ' , Wa s gi 1 1 In, all t he ca s h : . I He put an arm around her; And asfl canie away . ! He run outside 'u' hollered: i "He's ten months old today!": I tried to do niy duty! But wj, he couldn't see My golly! it's surprisiu' s AVhat fools- some folks' can be! S. E. Kiser, Chicago Tniies-IIerald. HOW BRYAN WENT TO WAR. New- York Evening Post, ilnd.) J. Sterling Morton. In bis newspaper. the Conservative, gives; a sketch of Mr. Bryan's military career Which is as little to his credit as'was the part he took lu'securing the ratilicatiou of the treaty with Spaim It appears that liefon; Mr. Bryan diH-ide! ! to seek rh' bubble 'reinta,tiou at the cannon's mouth a regim'eut' had alreadiv ,leeu raisitl In Nebraska and tendered to the President byi; t h'e" Populist Govern or' HOlcuiit: It was'"a" roglnieut orti certsl bj- Nebraskaus who had been edin-attHl' at tlw military department of the University M "Xebrska. Its siKt'liil training TiAd txeii In the ; ar tillery, and it JV'as ofTered as a heavv artillery regiment. 'It had ' chosen as US' colonel Gapiarin Dudley, a regular army'otJicer. and ft bad offetisl the Jsisition'of lieutenant-colonel to .Mr. Bryan.- who had been its guest at a lKiuiuet, and "had promised to use his influence to get it accepted at Wash ington. Yet within a very short time! after he had made this promise Mr. Brj'an proceeded to orgauize a new! regiment. .with himself as colonel, ami used his influence with the Governor of the stale to get II put ahead of the artillery regiment In the call for service, so that in fact it crowded tlie of her 'one out. Thin conduct.! led. to a protest by the officers of the regiment commanded by 'Captain Dudley, iu which they said: ' - "We wish to use this oportuiiity of making an emphatic: protestj against the treatment, that has 1mmu a-cordel the jraiiiHl citizen soWiery -of our state by men who pla-e their own selHshmKs nlove the interests of their country, w ho' .would plait'- iwrsonal gain aliove patriotism, who would use muiiary service in time orwar as a means of attracting ami holding pub lic attention and rewarding jiolFHcal friend. We lielleve thai ; even I the humblest citizen - has rights' ; which those in authority should reject. We iM'lieve liiat a . promise once given sliould not tie' broken: We Islieve that no man. no matter how great his polite leal jKiwer ami iirestige- should usi tha.t iMwer ami prestige I u destroying the rights of othei-H." IHINT TURN BACK; Backward; turn I nick ward. Time. lit your flight. Make m'.ifxteeu agalu. just for to- - night! It me go letiring around as of yore. With my own joys to think of ami not a thing more.. With no oue dciciiditig on me to make i-,r iWlllv. r. ..f ,.r -.1 t.iiu r i..ti.ti, ttP f,MMi Willi fntlicr still ,l.,iu- the stewing ': aiMl I . - '''''," Not caring d ceut nor iiKpiiiing whv. I'acliward. turn fa-kward. OiTImr, and permit' ' Me t'lii l1' Iimi; to fit here" ls'iievlng rf "M". ; - ' Put in' my heart the dolusion again That I know the whole tiling. h I IhiHixhl Iilid then! :i Fill me with dreams of high honors iu store , ; That I'm always 1m busy lo have any uore; ... ... i . .- . . 1-f ire tpjHnd "npou ot hers Instead OJ, ye: yes! l'hi -coming I'll put eui to bed! - .Chicago Times-Herald. " ' tub rrnt rK,M:RirrioM rtn ma- - l..KI A. -Chills and JRiliousiioM Is a bottle of mtOVCS'K TASTELKSS CHfLT. TONICL It ljImply Iron and Qjii nlm; In a tasteless form. No care, no pay. Price f eenls. . - , ' Twice-a-week Statesman, $i a j'ear. Drainage Insures Certaintj of Crops. . 1: The cultivator of level undraiuvtl lands Is continually. harasstnl in mind about the umvrtaluty of his business. He must wait until the season Is well ad vanccd to plow his laud, - Then if lie plants Ik Is uncertain whether tlie weather will be favorable dr unfav orable.; It may "turn off wet" aud the constant evaitoration keeping the laud cold, causes .the HHtl to rot. If tlte reason be favorable for the geruiina-tiou-of the seed, and the, young and tender plants appear, . theii It niay "turn oft! showery," and the laud le comes so wet as to place It out of his kiwit to cultivate it, and the crop turns out badly: or, If the seasou be drjln the after part, 'the land, which is naturally wet. will dry .out and liecoine hard, aud tlie crop damaged. Hence It" Is, tliat such a farmer must plod along and scratch wet or dry, ami lejK?ml on. uucrtalirties, accept bis fjite and blaim lrovldviMx".. . - But the farmer who cultivates land which is thoroughly uudenlraitied, i an brt"ak it a Aveek or ten days earlier hi" the spring; the soil Is. loose aud fri able; and lie can plant fully ten days earlier with a positive certaintv that the sihmI, if good, will germinate; ' he can cultivate sooner, ami with a third less lalior to IjoUi man and beast; cau Ik stirring the soil within twenty-four hours after "a heavy rainfall. The soil is "warmer, and promotes the more rapid growth of the crop, and less liable to uamage from late frosts in spring, or early frosts hi autumn, practically lengthening the season for growth and maturity fully thirty days or if the weather should be dry, tiie roots, descending deep Into the earib, bring up moisture from below, produc ing an abundant yiehL" Whether the season be wet or dry, the farmer-on drained' land has a certainty of an alwndant -yield-which enables him to mature hi plans without liability of failure.-The exierience of the past .reasons of extreme drought in some hK-alitles has fully demonstrated the fact that drainage protects against damage from this cause. Drainage Journal. ; ' ' Pacific Homestead, Salem, Or. iarm paper. Issued weekly: $i a Best year. FAR-SIGHTEDNESS. In a certain diminutive city flat the . t. . Haii-jKiia-r iiuu growu very nugj-. out tlie laud-lord had persistent lv refused to replace It. At last the ten ant said to his wife: "It's no use, Julia; we shall have to put. on some new paper at our own expense." ' "And take all the trouble to scrape off the old?" "Certainly not. We'll put it on right over the other." "John! And make the rooms HiiaUer s;lIir-Christkui Endinvor World. ... " ( FROM , FORCE -OF, . HABIT. .Vji abiiit-mimiel-professor was sitr tfu;s at hi desk writing yu evening, when one of, his children euterel. . "What. do you; want? I caut bc.dis-turhed- iiowJ' i . , , "I only want , to. say good, night." , .."Never lniud now: tojnorow morn ing will do as. wjl'IL" -Spt etator. ' ' ' .Deafness Cannot lie Cored by local ampliations, an they cannot rarTi fhs AiSMMCd portion of the There i only one way to cure Oealncss. and that i by conotitu tional remedies. Deafness i caused by an in- lamed condition of the imiconit iiniiiK oi inn Eustachian Tube. When this tube ftetminflamod f en have a rumonnjr noana or imneno;i near. n(f, and wfcen it is enUrely closed Deafness is tl4 resnlt, and on less th inflammation can be taken on and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearinjr will be detrored foreer; nine cases out ot ten are caus-d by cntarrh. which is nothing but an inflamed condition of thfi miioous surfaces, i We will irive One Hnodred Dollars for any ess? of Jeafness canfd br catarrh) that can not be cured by Hairs Catarrh Care. Send fo enruiars, re. & CQ . ToIcd0t 0. Sold by Druggists. T5c. Hall's Family Pills; are the best. APPLE CUl'TXKB. Apple chut nee, an excellent relish for meats Is made by iKiiihig together four teen large sour apples, wti large on loiis two good sizeil garlfii-s iu one aud a half quarts of cidervinegar. Hub them through' i sieve. Steep four ta blespoon fills of mustard seed In vin egar to cover it and nwish It.Jlne. Athl this, with one cupful of brown sugar, and a half cupful of salt, four labli'spoonf" uls of ginger and a half Muud of raisins seeded and chopiMil tiiie, to tlie apples, onions, garlic ami vinegar. Stir them together thoroughly aud bottle as ooii as they are cold, ' 8Mrs tbs 3!fatars Tfes Kind Yoa Ham km Bcbj. IT TIlOUIU.KlK Till! CUSTOM KIl. funny thing MfurreI here the other day' said a barler as he was putting the. fiufslrfiig touches on a Sat unlay evening hair cut. "A fellow came in to le Kluiveil rho was some what under s the influence of intoxl caiits. He lwk bis 'place 111 the chajr and all prociHiled well till I had shav ed one Side of his-face, when he sto peI me. " 'Hold oil. he "erletl,- I w ant this thing 'splained. "I asked him what was the matter. ... mi iM.rrif:fi; -1 iKhr m n nr tn inr cheek, and you have sbaveil.tbe lath-r i aim wiiisjiers on. iut . f he .Hy d!dn t leove. Now, what's the matter with hlmr i, ,-P; , "I tdl him there was no llv on tilm. hut he H)lnted fo tin mirror, ami said: 'Von think I can't wm himi 1 ain't so drunk that I can't K?e a llj.. . "I turned to the glass, ami there simul the fly on tin. mirror, ami - In such a position that from my custom. rf range of vision it s'eined to Ih on his cheek. He afterwanl said that b bad felt that fly tickling lilui all the lime, ami woudered how I could shaer under, it and not cut Its leg off." ' Mir DIOTIII.T 1111 tlT U III- It HK. K. V.X. d MS MIIWMnkw.Wi. DEAFNESS CUBED. or no i.y a II. ItOWAN, ; Milwaukee, Wis. ,K . ,A GCNKKAL ORDER. Tj.IuiproTejtJBe Regular Army Issued ... 4y Ueneral Miles. , Washington, Kept. 28, Lieutenant General -Miles, has Issued a general onler to the army, intend to e-ure a general lniprovenient in the moral au-i physical coud It ion of the force. Ther. der particularly presriles the lueul--cation of patriotic principles, the -celebration of national holidays by patriot ic reatuug. ami a strtet attention salutes, aud a respect for the flag, to h":t A' WEKK'S PA I LUKES. " New; Yotk Sept. ; 28. Dun's Ucview wllj say tomorrow: The failures for tlie' week were 2U In the United StaU,! against 157 last year. It is said that a woman" voice can lie heard In a lialloon at a height of two mihs vyhile a mau's .voici ciimiot le beard at a greater height tlilu ,,,, mile. - I. TO PREVENT DECAY. M x ' .. - r'y ITeserver Useil by Un le Sam on Yamhill River Work. i Wood Merits or Aveuarius CarlHtlineum Kei-ognil by National, State I ami Municipal t.'ovcrn- ' ! - . ' , . i - ' incuts. . - The faiije of AveiiarJu. Carai,,iinp,im has steadily extended, 'as the oulr lioiii Ikle ptvscrver or u, simt i't tjs'. covcry in t.'cimany tbirtv vears ago it has .stood, all tests of climate, soil and water and icadily. liv- ,iwii n ,MV. tended rivals. Twlay it is not OIlIv ,.,. ployed IU sill countries for tV pWer v.Uioii of wood used for househohl ar- tli'iii Kllfll it luinwiid I ... .... - r -.. imiu', ieiies etc.. but the uatioiiargoveruiiient. lMith of IvutM.v ami - America, have reeo- -Hizcd its value hi-saving public n-' ' st met ions from devay., Following t.lHir exaiuph?. cities and i unities have alj-i adopfoti ! aenarius! carlKilieiim for bridges. pavetiKnits. etc.. and the l.i- ing ship. builders and' railroad eoiiipn uh 8 have shown their faith in its anrr It! by, treiijting sjiip timlH-rs, cars, n-le-grapli nles and ties with the same never Oiiliug preventative' against, eii ntaiie decay aiwl repaclisis wuoil lxaing yeniiin lsuh of lau and water. flreat Ixxlies move slowly, and only act after mature deirboratiou.' It may tlierefore .la 'safely ntatd that govern- ments ami t-iirioliations did not employ r avenarius carloineuin until fully, coti- I vinwl of its money gi ving a well as wood iheserving .qualities.. Private in dividuals d'sirous of lengthening tbe life if wimk! woik and at the s,iiih 'tlino - curtailing exiienscs, nel not fear to follow the pfecedeiits establislKl. j truth of the tiove sftiteiiM-nts are' not wanti-ug. T1m reconstructed Mielison street brklge iu .Portland, has luin Irealed.with avenarius c!irNlineiiiii. ns has als tin pavement at flw iutcrsir I ion. of. Gour streets' in. that 'city, iviiere 11k lH'avIest street car and waxon I ratlin converge. The la Iter use f Hie coiuKUUaI was '-.made- at the arncst" soik-Jtatlou of Htreet tar managers wh eonfwlentlv look for gratifying results. TIh' gentlemen in eluifge of tlie l'nl cd States 'iiiuiiT depaitment for Ore gon aiv now applying avwiaiius carbol iix inn Jo tlie daiu .siiid bx-k weik en the" Y:uiihill river, a 'flattering tribut to it's niMits wiiich'-tvas 'rt-rta inly not extemkl until aii:liiiig investigation satisiieil the aulhoiitics that it was mea sun of practical ecouoniy. With such example leTore 1 hem it would appear tliat,"the' liebvidital i foolish aud, the otlK-ial- almost culpih'e. vho, Ues ,nol protect, his ow n. rr the taxpayer's pockets by using this com pound, t'litis s.tvHig from dear. and leiigfbening tlie i;feof all frame fit met -nri forwhich he .is individually or oHieially responsible. Fislwr, TIioixmi &, Co. of Portland. Jr.. are sole Pacific coast aceiit for. arena i in caililiiMum, ami it cn bs riiud at K. M. Wab' & Co.. Salnu, wbo will gladly suply infm iiiatiuu re garding its accomplishments. (Jl'AHIH AN sam: of iiLAb i:s- TATK. Noliv Is 'hereby', given 'that iiii'''r ami 'pursuant' lo au order, decree, ant license, duly rendered ami enterei iu the Oiunty Court of the Stale of ore? ;on for Clatsti Ciunty. on the.-yJU. day of August, A. 1. V., authonziHj; and commanding the uuleiit!. guardian of the person ami estate l the following minors, eaeii resi.iiiu a C'laistip tViuiify,' Oregon, iiaturi.v. J"!' Neal tjeariiart, Fdgar '.. tb-arlrf U Philip, K. tiearbart ami Ksther loMf bait to sell, at private sale, tlie fllv lng descfilM'd leal estate, situate m Ihe County of Marlon, in 11 m State of Oregon, to-wlli The houtliwest one quarter; of : Keel Ion No. '-2. in Town ship No.', south of ISaiige No. o. iist of tlie Willamette Meridian. . iogHhr with tlMteiiemeiits, heiedilaineiiM apptirteiiaiiees Is-loiiging oi: in n"' W,M' appertaining the.-iunto; .tiie.- umlsj sigiied as stfcli gtrardian as afotesai'l. will from and after 11m P'th 0 tlwr, A. 1. V.nK prK.eel to M the said above desciiled real .M"' and the whole theeor. for lb- 1' est ami lnst ,r! e obtainable. ci baud at date of sale. si!liJe- ,',,J,' conlirm.itM.ii thereof by the mi'I ' ty. Court of the Stale of tJt" Clatsop -oiiuty. . latel at Arhi. "Oregon, tint" :tn day of SeplemfM-r, A. I. !!. i C. A. l!BAi:ll."T..,t . Ciiardiati of llietpei -toil i 1 1 '! of John NVal iiearhart. Kdg;ir H. r' hart. Philip ll. Ocsrhart. and lev illip t mi Oarhnrt minors. l'oslolh-e lel'iie p. Ji:ll .".Mr.: Astoria, Oregon. AIl.MINISTKATIMX'S X(T1L'I 'W CUKOITOKS. In Ihe County '.Court of th State ff Oregon, for .Ma rimi County. I matter bf Ihe estate yf William A. Uiimiee!, i"li-easod. ' Notice is.henby given tliat t uiidersigmil has Wu duly .pI"''J,V, -alm1nlstra;rix of the estate f ""j li.mi A. Knmmel. deceased.-- by ",hf Honorable Cniiuly Court of .M.niea r'ntniTv. oiwiiik All nersoiis havii claims against the estate of said de-. eeitM-il are hereby n-qn'red fo pre-cnt them with the proper vouchers, with-. In six moil lbs from 1 he date of thlt-. ortii. lo the utidersiglMsl. at , tlie aw office or CarsoH?& Adams, in Sa lem. - Marlon County.1' Oregon. : -" Itedcat Salem, Oregon, Septeuilier 15, 1;hi. . " - - - KFFIK Ul'MMllb. , Administratrix of the Fstate of W-Jl-liaiit A. Hummel. dcTsed. Caiion &. Auapts, attorneys-V.IS