WHEAT iTJ STCIMGE SALE. noCRINO MILU COUPANrS RECEIPTS ARK LIGHT. "; " Ta Aasoaat Tbu Far Rrivl This Trar Is 0ly 0-nrtk of that Stored - - " i 1899. ' I From Daily Statesman, Spt Wheat deliveries at the Salem Flour ing Mill Comiianjr's warehouse, Jiave fallen to aJtout 150 bushels a day, ami the indications are that less than lout) bushel yet. remains to be hauled here for storage this year. Up to yesterday -I.I.m bushels had bcen'stored. so the total amount that the 'comiiany will get tl!s year tan not 'exceed' 25.0io budiels very iuneh.!"Tb!s will leave a Whin-rage of apvntb'JoO.OOl) biwhels eonj-! pared with ;tUe rrecetpi of last year which .werejover 1..0iki bushels.. There are several pause 'for this shortage; the burning of the mill last year just after graiu had been stored and the knowledge on the part of the farmers that fbair would not be wade here during the year cansed them so k other plaVes to store their crop. Another thing Is the great shortage In t lie wheat crop. The. acreage was considerable Jens than usual, owing to the low prices that! hit ve prevails! for tin past few yearnud the yield is probably not more! than one half r an average year. Anotiwr vause of the decease In the wheat crop stord this year is. that farmer are! keeping more of it. for feeling atoek than form erly. Poultry. Boss and cattle wii ii are reared in larger uumlters now, are requiring many .humlr-ds 4f lins,!tel-t to sustain them. rir-Hicrs are grind. Jng tlielr wheat for this porose, and this will account for uiuc. of the shortage. j' ' f ;- ' iiii'i I I 1 - SEVERAL SALES MADE M - I . - SOME BOPS 8KL.I.IMO AT FUCRTVtN " CEXTS PEK rOC.NU, A Report on the FrodarMoa of th World ohowa a CoaaUJcrable Shortage In Uopn. i From Paily Statesm.in. Spt. llps are beginning to move, a nuin Ikt of isales liaving been cousHiutuat- il during the past few -days.'" One dealer purchased 1:2 lialea at 14 eeutx a Ioiiiid: these were trietly eiiolce Imps and are intended for the export tfadtv tXthi'P sales were ridrtd at .friiii 12 to IZVx ctutii a. pound; the 1iIh bi'iug of a very excellent quality. iH'ailers sniy that the ' lcal ; marker TrAuierii-an brewing 6 will tUand aiMiut 13 cents, though eximrters are rii.ildel to pay 11 'CetiM per pound. Tlie nrarket is uoi considered strong. junl 111.1113' f tie 4lsitcr4. swliW tluiv have no oruers for Orejjui lnpA. int wlule the -market 'H quiet, jail dealers lxk fur an early improvement, aud It is g4MMra Uy ex xeted tliatlnps will chmu uwve in greut quantities AV. II. & II. lA'May, the iouiloii hop dealers, have completed their annual r"Mrt if the world's hop crop for the year KHiO. It .-was ! Issmtl under date f Scpteuvber Mh. andta copy of it Is In the hands Of the Statesman. This report given the following information regarding the world's product of hops, showing a considerable shortage: "''We -have mad-, as usual, a very ex'haustive examination of the hop, gar lens ot Knghind.5 and the. conclus ion, we have come to is that -the crop cannot reach, under (the most favor able circumstances, from UW, half of the actual growth of last year, or aiMiut an average mi tlier .wrp, The "quality generally tkmally cmk1. a-j the bine etia-tde the ; hop will lie exi-eo-spiirwneHu f to get all the the com are lowuesa of the uu and air. so mar likelv to le cry; fU tluoiirli. owinc to the temiwvaturr. uniuy will be SiualL TIm tiovermtieiit have just issued tbir an nual return f IIm- hH) acreage, .aud thev irlre :k total of aeres; tielng a decrease from tliat of last year of a re3. ... . I "We estimate: j twts U1.:11 acres iu Kent., will aver-- I 1 jil-p k -vt. 1st acre.. ... AJ?Sl acres in Sim x. ftt -wt.. '2'S'A acres In llainpsliire,rf cwt. ..... .... T.2S7 aeres in Hi'refonl: Erl hi V.n-ter: " murrey, if.fnl tv acres.1 6k " ewt . . U2.75- !7 a-rs In tJloncester: 1:JS In Shropshire: 4 hi Suffolk, total 1M) acrs fiil 8 .cwt. ......... ll-: Total rwis. f ... "Our reports from the continent arret that the crop there, taken as a i,..i will ! tlwlt that of last year, xnuie putting It at 1" per ci and others as iituch a: 1st luki Vmv :h the. .continent dhl enf; less Now. a the, -continetu omi uvt ke p Niilli- ient hops for t her .own -on-smnptTou laT year, but had to re inuw.it i.M.rt frrn Knzlanil to make up her deJielcm-y. we feel JpstHied fn estb maing that tue utanost -Miat uie jJiK" er pri.-es rulimr in lvnudamf this sea Kn will be able Mo draw from there will not ex-ee,l .-Wis. tlast year thev s-nt us TrtOTJO cwts.) "With regard ' tlie Amerii an.'hops. we are credlhlv informe! that the crop eannot troeh that lrodoed last- rear Komtma is iut dvn;at aJout half. Washington ami Oregon alut th Knme as last. a.i I .New Vork state at ahoot rw .tl.Ir!. As stin ks or amy almost exhitstl Iherf. we ffl ourselves on s'r jrruuod in piittin the greatest quantity she can nir l F.nglaml at .Hun t-vls. tlast . year he snt to (Kngland ewts.l 1 -Thus taklnsf our estiirate f the KisKh crowth; at -wts the prolyl Me imKrt from ti -iiti.tient at rAtKMt cwts..aiid anl fliat frnni' Anter tea to JotMSKt, wts gives milr a ttal or .oo.iwhi ewt.. to'satlsfy our brew ern. exprters. : bakers and mamirae i5rr;ff tion-al'iodW" Ihhts.- We-est-Imate tlieir total ieiuireijH-nU ' a.t leal nt ml.'Mi ewts.:i'or we iind, ae eording' to the excise ; returns, that H7.ir:ut tiarrels of iieer wiid duty tat vcar: nqw fhls arSHVw ter lur rel. which no oueeati say I aa over-nheui'-lug amount of hops to .e la-ad It !s well known that oy,,rt and sfoeV Kf double. weigh,, make 4(...8 cwtH. required by our U-stureJtradeet makers and non-alcoholic lHr brewers require at least 7)An) thU Jwhft(?k? lt hand of brewer wnr;T drained low before another crop can 1. gathered to sum.ly the S, betTN.tt the Pu'tionamt consumption durlug the next twelve mouth, and the inwition of the mar ket tula time next year will be very different If the Wot crop should hait pen to lie a short one. This Iw-iuz the position of affairs, hop growers are warranted In their expectation of realizing such a price for their crop an will fairly, pay them for all the trouble they have hail 1 urine ! the most trvlns iuiian, vr v-,.-,. - they have had to combat one of the mtwt wloo aphis attacks, and only those -who washed early and nerstst- ently will secure a fair crop. Thev also experienced one of the most Rev ere galea when the boo most delicate condition, and also m-eat changed In Hie temperature during the nine me nurr waa developing into ho; cones. . . - - - 1 We advise growers to tie most eare? ful In picking and dryiug, the pri likely to lie realized this .year will warrant.a little extra outlay in having the hops picked clean. ','' Putnam r actetess lyp proIuccs fastest and brightest, colors of, any known dye stuff. Sold by : Dr. Stone's drug stores, Salem, Orej. : ! x. n. snevts hcako rsuv. I He Advertises for an Old Friend .Who I)isapieared jn .Manila Host l'eculiar Case. , h News that is old in the l'liilippine Islands but- fresh here, -on-erning a former Port lander, has jtist leen re cejyet says the I'urtland Telegram. ,X.'X. Steevcs the lawj-er, who was aeqnHted on a murder charge in cotj-.uH-tiiu 'With the killing of old man Siiyres, a nV I went to the Islands to le giti life anew, is a promiiieut figure iu a titliar cas of disappearance, , According to a 'Manila newspajwr of July : 14th.. several marked -oies of, which ha ve been reeeiveil in I'ortland. Mr.: Steeves met an old and Ndoved acuaiutaure of twenty years stand ing a few days before in Manila. The friend was Colonel Shinanit, an elderly alventunr who bad just re turned from a prospecting tour in Min danao island. The colonel had out lived terrile exieriences ; anl fXKs ores looking for gold in a wild part of I he island. His irfiest Tor the precious metal was rewarded witli a rare find just as the f event were beginning to take hold of his system. Sliinault was -arrieI to Manila by natives for mHlie:il treat uieitt. lie met ami renewed- acquaintance with Mr. Steeves. ("olonel Sliinault lieeame very d'sHjndeiit Ix-camt lie fearHl'he would not be able to return to his mines.' He told Mr. Steeves that ; he felt as If he would u'rver recover, and said 'that ho oik knew where n is ndoes were..' He .'then told ".Steeves liow to reaeh them' .int xvhat to do. ! Alinnst imnitsliately afterward Col. Shi'iault fisappeared. 'He was in a "room at it hotel and was. to have Iteen rnovel to n hospital for treatment. H m irig The lriKlrt ;t Jbc niair, disapisarel. I . . a .... . . fc i -. , i . UU. H'll-illH i'liei-nt in ii Mr iihiiii, aim II is supimisihI he waiu.h'nnl away iu a lit of 'delirium and killed himself, i Steeves is endeavoring to timl tiaces of his missing friend, and is advertis ing for him. ' J ': I - ( - : . I . ; MN' KHIOUS TIU)riH.E.Iohn Ioe was-arrested yesterday on a war rant issued - b.v Justice of the Peaee -I. O'Honald. liMu a eiiarge of assault amt battery HImmi the iM;rsu of I).' S. Richards, who keeps a junk shop on Court street. It seems, 'according ' to ''Richards story, that Hoe was (hunk n! enteri'd Richards' place i busl uess and ' demanded .from him some money, l.'pon ;. Richards refusal to give up his money, tl.e fellow" kiis-ksl him down- and kicked him several times liefore parties from tie street caused the drunken fellow to desist. Richards Is in very poor health, bar ing suffered from a severe attack jf paralysis, .and is scarcely able to g t a 1 tout. Wln-n brought into ourt. the defendant litnoloyed an attorney, and tlie case was set for 10 o'clock morning. th's The Excitement Not Over, at the drug store still The rush at the drug store still con timies and -da u scores of people call for a bottle of Kenm's Balsam tor the Throat and Lungs for the cure of Coughs, Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis and consumption. Kemp's. Bilsain. the standard family remedy, is sold on a guarante and never fails to give entire satisfaction. Price- 23c. and 50c. ' 2. THE t'PSIHE 1KVN .HOUSE. One of the Many Odd sights at ; the Paris l'xjositiou. ? " i A house topsy-tnrvy is one of tie (Midi ties tlescrilsil by race W. t'ur rau In an article in the St. Nicholas, rnfitled "Play Hours, at tle Paris Ex Ksitijii." "Nt far from old Paris, in the Rue do -Fa lis. a street ironlel with con cert ha lis. buricsqii" spectacles.' safes, ami the many attiaetloje -and listr.ic lieti of UMsieiu 1 Parisian- life. ue iimm onexectedlyl upon the amnsing I'liside-Iiwn House, or Mapori l"Kn; vrrs. IMd some great gianr strhh -through tli" avennes of the- exssmon in -the lead of, night ana. iniiiKing 10 .l;iv a joke on th worhl. pi-k up this stone castle and set it down osii its I'Mmnevs ami 'Iowits? At any rate, Kre it stands. th t'othie nr lies of lt window is.inting lowuwanl. Its sciilt tnrrs. ent of arms. cbck. flags, all tlie same alisanl iiosltiori. while thnntgh an oien window we catch a glimpse of a rKm whose chairs 'and tables cling'" to 'the ceiling, amrwatters with their heads downward bi the air more alNMit. Uaring 'trty with eatables turned upside-down ; ; to . npslde-lov n ttinsr at the utside down ta- ble tlie law of zravitatitiu TV II xod.letily suspriwl"tl to benefit the pro- h-tors of iin-rails i.i-.-ne.'. t ctnnot r-sist tin temptation to p np 1- ti down? -tli" winding-' stalr: r . . . ... .1 .1... casejutm tower. A 've wt' umi tut t ai :011s rooics or a private mansion. a 4lrawinnoiu tHiroom. and even bath nmm. all the contents or wnicn follow the strange law of the si ...... -en ' J ." . j IS i J J ? strange ...'-.. V..,.i liefore long that much is '.due to clever arrangement of mirrors. WEEKLY OK EGO ' STATESMAN, Friday.: feptiImber 25, while iber curious" -uiUTors. eouVejc, concave, and variously curved, show H to ourselves in surprising and dis tuning shapes and attitudes. , - WEIGHT ".OF SHOELESS WOMEN. Uenurkabl Discovery of H.crr Snltz ; - er.;I5erlin Scientist. A smgnlar discovery has lately lieen made by the eminent Herr lrof. Snitzer, of the University of IWrllu. I.Ike many other 'disi-overies. it was made by accident. Tlse iworessor -was stojiping at a hotel In Naples; where, on the floor alio ve his room, there was also stopping a. young lady of rather slisht : figure. One evening his room suddenly shook. Thinking that an earthquake had occurred lie instantly rushed Into the street; Xo one else i noticed 'any cart lvraake. and the, pro-j fessor returnetl to his room, where be! was a few moments later again start-i led by the same noise. The next day ho learned that the sound had been j made by the young lary , while ' walk- j iug across her room without her shoes,! ' Thereupon the professor made a so-i tic of exieriiueuts with a view to as--rtaiuing the nature and cause of the increase of weight which, he felt sure, followed the removal of the fetuale shoe.- He began his exjierimeuts with his wife. That estimable lady weigh ed, when wearing shoes, only 14 iMiuuds, and her tread was as light as that of the ordinary Ahleruey cow. lie fonnd that when she removed her shoes ami walked across the floor the resulting jar seriously in paired the. ac curacy of the. university f.eleseoiie, which was situated iu a Imildiug at a distance of three miles from the pro fessor's exiHrimeuts with his seven daughters, and with his wife's sister. i The net result of the cxiKTimcnts was to show that, simply by taking off her shoes, the . averasre woman in creases her weigltt a little more than tl ree times a fact for which he has as yvtj Jtceu able to find iy satisfac tory explanation.' He'has prbved that in his own case the . .rcnjoyal, of his sh.os made no dfferelice hi bis'welght. and this Jie assert Is trqvref ther vast majority of men. Indeed.'- !Jf a : man rciitoAfS ,'his shos Jie.,ca walk across a floor- without making any' pcrcepti lli jnoFs'-a fact t lie kutAyblge of whh'ilt Is of .great" use' to ' burglars. VVersi!s. if a woniau wen to ,bc-otiie a burglar., she-would lie comi-.elbtl to wear her heaviest shoes in order to enter; a hotis.:sileutb-.-I'hiladelplila Saturday Evening -Post. NEW GAS AXI ItELE BUOY. Remarkably effective as an aid navigation Is a gas buoy which the same time is a bell buoy. It likely to play an important pirt to at is the protection of the shipjiing of this oort. as well as Isdng a most impor tant factor in increasing and develoi ing the commerce of Xew York. This is so 1 localise through' the projior nse-of ,thes buoys this harbor couljj iw made navigable at aiiy hour, at low tide as well a when the tide Is full, while fogs aud thi k and stormy weather would-no longer be a. oar to tlie free aud expeditious entry of ships of ail tonnage. The' 4i-!glt of the- buoy ovet- all is eighteen feet. From the wator lin' to thi' fwal plane it measures ten feet six inches, and the diameter of the lssly of the buoy is seven feet, the total weigat leics O.Sat pounds. The tsdy of the tnof fof id's.the ;iyelyet; for the compressed gas", and is or sufticlent size to give proper buoy ancy for dotation and of adequate strength to safely hold a pressure of one hundred ami tifty to oue hundred and eighty pounds per square iiu-U. On top of the Isnly is a wrought iron tower, about six feet high, sur mounting which is a lantern. Sur rounding the lantern Is a cage for protecting it. and tlie tower x pro vided with a platform on which to stand , to light or adjust the flame. Jtwt Isdow the, platform Is suVpeud ed a bell weighing lN3u pouutls. This Is-II is sounded automatically every twenty or thirty seconds. crindeed at regular intervals f any duration. aU of vhi-li may be predetermined. The flow of the gas .from the receiver to the lantern furnishes the means of oiH-rating r!ie Ik'11. Thus a relialde sounding of tlie Ik-U warning is se certil without any deismding ujion the action of thft waters, as is the case wisl'.the phi fashipued Im?1I buoys. 'Tlie adtinfages ot these Inioys can Ih' easily uudrstood, for they not only furnish a lixed or flashing light, that, can Imspph a"listan,e of tietweeu lx and eight miles, but operate' in ctiiobiuatioiiw and most successfully, a teil. thus affording a lotiile pnitee thiu to mariners. Those 'buoys will burn ' 'continuously day and night, from three months, to one year, with one charge of gas, and may bo rented for about fifty cents a day. including the' cost of gas. . Uuoys of this tyie without - the Isdl attach ment are used very largely "by all the civilized nations of the world, and are? officially recommemhsl. England has ZVl in service. France 'S2S, the United States i:M. Ucrmany OS. Hol land !.- Hcnniark 21. Egypt IE", t'.uv ada 4' and Italy lo. Hem Id, ENOLISII SU'XS IX PORTO RH.'O. A Porto. Rico 'correspondent of the F..stii - Transcript.. ' writes;;' "Ajiemg 1 1.' first signs printed -in English were some old ideas of spelling. One. pla card at a cafe In Plaza Cristoha! t elo'u iofurieed citizens ami travelers that fl at proprietor had for aIe'Sola Wat' ir shakel Milk. A grx-er in,-l'hrito stiyet. at,-lho pital. hail a -onstaiit snick of gnwrie trml made-a great csjss iality of French aud Spanish pre- s-rve. In Sjinturee a real-estate deal er offered an aose to let. A still plain; cr sign of American occupation. Imw ever. wa t Is seen in the naming of stores. 'hotels, and caiuos. '"Twenty Fifth of July. In honor of tlie day. tie? troops reaelwsl the Island, was "painted alswe the dsr' of a hotel aftYauo; a iKirlM-r, at Puerta le Tierra assumed the name of 'Washington.' In Maya gtie iniiino l-anip 'in-lf Sam's ifottye. ami at San Juan -.tlie salient points In our history,; togetJ-r with our heroes, are re.memliered by such titles as 'Mount Vernoh. 'New York, olil t;lorv. HfiiioininT the laue. iewev, ami 'Rob Fitzslmiuons.; THE PROBLEM. "This is called a problem story, but tlie problem Is not - yet apparent to me." - - , ' , "Waif tW yon geUfoitlie end. You will then wonder why you ever read it." Ietroit Journal. . . "" OntGOa'S CLACK LAV 4SOTHEK ,IHQCIBCB fSOX KAKSAS GETS AN AKSIfXB. Cotort Dcasorralle CaBpalpi Sboct Tcptka Fnfm TlOaisatiiB t OarStatata. Froiu Haily Statesman. tept. 2t) The Iemocrats, Populists, and other sworu eueinieis, of ; the itepuDltcan party in Kansas appear to lie deter mined to nee the olisolete clause in the Constitution of Oregon regulating the votes of colored residents, as a cam paign argument, to offset Republican argnnients regarding 1 "Tillmaulsms in South Carolina, and In other Southern stares, r here negroes are prevented, by obnoxious jf laws, j from exercisiag tht rights of ffwuien and citizens, fn yestertlay's Statesman, ""a letter, writ ten by" t'ovl T." T. ileer' In answer to a,. Kansas met it's question regarding this Constitutional provision, was pub HsliciL ' , ln ysterlay's mail, another letter was received by Oov. T. T. t.eer from W, B. Towuseud, of : Leaven worth, Kansas, asking for Informa tion on tlie same subject. Mr. Towns eud ' euclosetl tin' first page of a iaper. pubiislitil in; Toieka, Kans;is, "The Colored t;itixeu," a lenio-ratic cam paign uewsiaper. publislutl for the negrut- on tlie first iiage of which ap-IN-ars tn large blackltyie, Oregon's oli solete. Constitutional provision regard ing the uegro, 'under tlie following head lines: ! - : ' ' -Oregon's P-Iack Ijiw. Worse than tfisfraiicliiseiiiciit or Tillmanism. Tliat slate gave McKIuley HMmt majority and refuses -to apis'al the following law." ; . : : i : ": ; y . ' tlovernor st yestertlay answere! .Mr. Townsemfs letter In the following tanguage: ' ' ' "Your letter "of the 21st- inst.. with copy of thei -Colore! Citizen of .Ty pek'a, is at hand. , I had just reeelvtM a similar letter from a gentleman -in I'arsotis. Kansas. ..calling my attention oith ihsiHi-ate straits to which fhe iM iiMK-rats Kansas an reIn-etl for campajgu uuiteriaL- I will em-lose to you a copy of my answer to him. "In addition to (hat letter I wish to say that the mental depravity of the negro who will, for any reason, jnstify the t tea I meat of his race iu the South ern states by what this editor calls Tillinanisiii is past comprehension or characterization. 'Tillmaiiism' stOis nowhere -short of the admission made by Senator Till man himself in the Sen ate this year, when he declared that: We stuffiHl the ballot boxes, we shot them, and we are not' ahanied of it. Your Colored Citizen' says that this olisolete section of ourHVnstitution In worse than disfranchisement or Till manism. But tlie difference Is that that section of. gar Constitution was never enfor-slJ. while 'Tillmanism is, and whatever else Is. not known by the average voter of this t-ountry, he does know tliat' t'nis section was reiieale-l ami rendered null and void by the adoption of the Fourteenth ami Fif teenth Amendments to tlie Federal Const tint ion. . The principle of the 'consent of l lie governed" in Its larger and truer sense, js iiu operation every where in this cotauiry'sjrve in that ior tlon where Mr. Bryan will receive nearly all of his electoral votes. . "I desire to sjiy,, furt lier, in regard to this Kansas matter, that since dis covering that 'yon have a negro In your state who is so uiuippreciative'of the great privileges- conferred uioh himself by the Ileimblican party, as to endorse and ainilogize for the -.treatment of his race in the Southern states I bHieve it should have, this obsolete SMt-tioii of; our Constitution engrafted into its own organic law ami rigidly enforced. I would be in fa or of en forcing it here if we had such ne groes." - A NEW COMPANY. The Beaver Flmnc I-hiuIkt t'otiipany yesterday perfected it igani7-i.t ion. ty filing articles in the Ieiarttueiit of State, at the Capitol. The corsKHfttion will en gage. In tine Iwmlwriiig and loggiug bus iness in Columbia. county, ami will com struct, operate; .and maintaiu , fjumes x-hnji-ss. Tallr)ats. akidroadstramwaysi dams. brWges, saw tnills steamloats, telegraph and teleihoue lines, and do a general development .business, and engage jit general merliaiidising. The nriMctpal jtfic-will Im- hxat hi Port land. The corjioration in capitalized for 5'fUM, with Jni Mb a res valued "at ?l't each. Charles E. liunyon. ChaX W. W. Ma'ygerand Thomas J. t.'lccton are tlie incorporators of record. . INJURED A Id M-B. f Jeorge Co lraf. a 12-year fdd lioy living with h'-s family in the Basey honse on liberty str,,t,int'ar 4urt, hail tin misfortune to meet with a serious "evident whib in the bop yards a few wsks ago. from the effects of which he Is now suffering Tlie lov with a nunriier of companions, went in bathing iu a small i nek. ami whib ia tub water he tru-k a snag, .tne piece of sng iiierged wimxI "cutting d-ep Into the Isjys left limb jnst above ttio kiicc, lciietratiug downward almost to tin timsM-ap. The lioy was brought lo this city, ami taken to tlie hospital for ireac4cnr. fie Is bow sufticicu-.v improTed. so that he could lie moved to hi bume yesterday, where be will revive treatment, unless the -set ting in of eo"iplicat ions should necessitate tits ' remo-aI to the 1os.pita - for ait ojicratloiw It ! lirrfic! that tho Jsiy's recov-ry will ! .'Itk a piostion of.ii little time, ami' tliatSuo con iplicJt ions may set. in. . A BOAT LOAD fie!. C. Will recefve! word yesterday that tie On-con City Tranisrtaton t'o's lwt rmiHia. c-imftig U tslay was loaded with pianos atid rgans s'aipited nnt-xel frm tlie l-"jtst. This is. 1 ho largest shipment ever received iu Salem awl a great saving In freight am prft-e of lsxev a large advantage vt-r liliviliial 'shipiers. dw. i POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Ife who lacks time to make a bo lacks 'tim to mend. .n Industrious man and a cahltage manage to get a -head. i When a man is comiielled to pawn his. watch t c,haugcs bauds. ivheo feocifty 'throws 'pfHple over. beard they are not In the swim. f j - It's always easy- to iuterest a I'b: iu a good money making sdn'tne. s r j tom of the anhappicst ixoile on earth have more money than : tbeyl know wliat to do with. tiive'clieerfully with one hand . aud you will gather abundantly with two. .The contents of the jeweler" safe may-lie his stepping stones to fortnne. Tlie most eomfortalde way a woman can eat uer bread is to Induce some man to earn it for her. . ; A iioHtician'a Idea of a public need Ls something tliat will enable hint to feed at the public trough. A man Invariably feels like kicking himself when he di.scovers that te has been rude to a blessing In disguise. An old bachelor says that a iaai is sometimes ensnared by the same kind of extravagant dressing in a woman that be kicks lout after marrl-.ge.-r-Chicago News: All are "architects of fate, -Workiug In. these walla of time. Longfellow. USES OF THE LEMON. Sick lieadaehes may often 1h cunnl bj- taking half the Juice of one lemon iu a tcaeupful of strong black coffe-. Healachcs from biliousness or torpid liver simetiuies yield to the simple treatment of half a lemon siueezel into a cup of hot water without sugar, taken night aud morning. Ix'iuon Juice aud sugar mixed. very thick furnish a common household remedy 'for coughs and colds. Hot lemonade is also good, but the very liest form in which the lemon can lie used for such eases Is the followiug: lut a good sized h'inon in the oven and let it remain nidil thorouglily baktnl. It will then Ik son all tlunegh. Take it out aud add enough sugaf r honev honey is preferabl-to njake a thick syrup with tlie Juice. Keep this warm and take a t,easioouful evj ery few minutes. When vou make a hot lemonade for a -ld . rcmeuilH'r tliat glycerine in stead of sugar will make the remedy more valuable. - . , For feverishness ; aud ! unnaptral thirst soften a k-num by rolling en a hard surfa-e. cut off the top. -old sug ar, ami work the sugar down into (he lemon with a fork. Then suck ihe lemon. ' jdOWly Iaiious in almost any form bave'a beneficial effect In cases of rhetima tism, and are recommended by do tors. ' . As a remely for an olistiuate irn bind a piece of 'lemon uion it, renew ing, every morning for thro or;;fiur days. Then the corn will 1h iasily removeI. Bread crumbs soakil fwllh lemon JuU-e may le used for the si me pune. Rulibing with piis-es of Icni 011 will relieve sore ami tender feet.. Chilblains can Is' cured by ubbing with a slicetl lemon that has been sprinkled with salt. . The chapping of the hands by cx IHisure to heat or frinn hot soapsuds mav lie prevented by ' nibbing with lemon juice; arid with salt. lemon jrtice will remove Iron rtlst ami nsrly all vegetable stains. f PREFERRE1 TO RE MAIN' OITTSIDE. "You tiu"t Ik insensllile to the lionor of marrying Juto the Smith family." the ardent young lover said, partly In jest, but more In earnest. "It's a gri:it family. There ave fourteen millions of us in the world." j "Then there are enough already." ro siKiuded the young woman with decis ion.' " -'-! r Atid she' refused to enter the family: Chicago Tribune. SIZING THEM UP "How do you like .votir new quar ters?" asked the laudjord.. pleasantly. The new tenant In ,"th ujmliTii apartUHMit house , htoked the jrooms over sadly and rejoined: "These; aren't ipiarters. These are eighths." W.ish-ius-tou Star." ; i-. " "Put afraid me daughter Mnya is gcttln' so she stutters." said Mr. Do lau. "Sli do Is- reel tin" too much Iit in an g'eomethry at the higti sellod." 'Whin diI yea 'notice It first?" - in quired Mr. Rafferty. Tlils moinlii. when she git a let ter. . I interrogated.- her concern.! u It, ail she said something alsiutj Billy Jmi L know botthor. It wor 'Bill I ooley. "Washington Si a r. The The morrow was a bright September morn; ' j earth was beautiful as If new born: -..' There was that nameless splemlor ev- ; ery where. ' That wild exhilaration in the air. Which -makes the passers in the--city stn-et Congratulate ea'li other as. they m-el. -IsingfcUow, "Tales' of a 'Wayside Inn." FORTY YEARS FHiHT v .FOR ISLAND ENDED. "Tliotigh for more than forty years Join II. Meiisiug vainly fought to protect laud which he claimed as hi own. ami lied without having won bis battle against 'lowerful cor'smi llous a nl the more siwcrful igver!i iuent his heirs are now to realiz a .fortune of -Mensing. In 1KT.S. se ttled 011 a little island lit the Missouri river, Just lie low Kbs;i Pity- He drove away the Indians, kill'-! the wolves, cat dowu the trees and built a labTn for iiihisclf. He Hlbil the hind also'.and enieretl a claim to the island under t lie federal lrnl l-.ws. i His claim was forgotten, however, hi tin stress of ! -lvH ,war.j 1 ml 'the go-etnoient twik Ietising lslaljid for a military reservation. Troop were ta tloned on It ami tlie erection of a building was lieguli. Then the fickle MiiMonri River went to th ail of Mensing. It c(it away the l-4ind by degrees, at the p!a-es where the gov ernment was establishing Its buildings until the ofth-erH l-ca me dis-Mir.ipel and .bad it abamlom-jl ;as a, military pOSt,.' i,. - - . .. , The river,' .however, never jthre.iteii ed tlie settler's little but. aiiid when the troops Itad move! away Ihe Wa ters aaain pilot tip an island and mad land so fast that all the space ep,rat. Ing the projierty - from Kansas city was filled in ami le-ame what are known as the East Bottoms. 'Mensing thus gained new foes. Set Iters flocked to the Island, manufacto ries were put op on. ground claimed as lrt of Kansas City, and the Mis souri Pacific forced a rljhtiof, way through the Iand. flensing as long as htcotUd guard.ihbis proisTtywiilr a rifle, often slMm bp late at nights to do so, and so prevented his cabiu aud Its own little plot from lielng taken from nlm. ; He kept up. snfts In the courts and proceedings In the deiwirt- meut In Washington an tne nine. ui died a few yearn ago believing that bis fight had been hopeless. . tArtimo Imvovpr. has turned, to bl descendants, for the Commissioner of the General Ind onice nas determin ed that the old Mousing Island shall be resarveyed and thrown oiien t entrv. and of course no one will have a rizht that can stand agaiust that of the Mensing heirs. WHAT THE CENSUS TELLS. What does the census say 1 1 stmlr ilic rtmres well: , llundrds ,of tlioitsiiuds of hnrrying . n-.en. - , Each with a story to tell". i Each with a heart aud each with a ' soul,. - . :,' 1-' j t-'icti with his hivs or. cares. F-ich jK'lievlug that he, sotnoliow. Should weigh In the worlds anatrs. - ,.- .... .. ,- -. -, :i j-, -.;--' What does the census show? Humlnsls of thousambc of men Wearily quitting their tasks tonight t.i titU imiiitrriiw asrain: . llnudnHls of thousands of iHHqde, - each - -. . r. Faithfully hoping away t ." For a glimpse of the chance for the lucky strike ' ' ' ; That each Is to. make some day. What does the census tell? Ikks it tell of the eyes tlia.f aTie? Ikss it tell of. the wreath on the Utile mound? j ' Does it tell of the hearts that break? Does it tell us a story of nrniherlmod. Of help for the. halt and blind? . Does It tell of the proud who tides in - froet ' " . ' - ;.f- And the weary who tndge Udiind? What hHs the census show?. Hundreds-of' thousands of bauds Knotted aud rough , ami white and soft. . " - i Filling the "world's-demand: Hundreds of thousands of sous of God Toilinc in hoio. In doubt,'"' Each with his woe or each with his ' Joys-' ' ' -: ;;.'.' ' "' That the worhl cares -nothing nlmuf! What rioca-thc census say? What do t he "figures inc.! n? Hundreds of thousands j o'er whom the grass ! Will souV' day 1k gniwlng green! Hundreds of thousand j of bulibles , cast- ' - , , f . . Alsmt yn a '. troitbltl rcm Men In niyriails burrying past . . r Willi never a', thought 'of me! S. E. Kiser, In Chicago Times-IIer-' aid. . ..!---. - "' -.! SOM ETII INti AIM M'T A R M 1 ES. Until the time or Charles XII. f Swelen the artillery was not consid ered a part of the army; the melt scrv iiiff.iu .lt were not-soldiers, but-regarded as ii'iechanh-s: the ottb-er had no army rank. Charles XII. gave artill ery ofilers a-'rank ami regularly or ganized the artillery into; companies. The battle of Pavia demonstrated tlie superiority of the gnu iu the bauds of the Spanish Infantry. ! The -. musket carried a two ounce ball, aud some times brought down at duo lire' 1 wo or three, mailed knights. ;The French sent a Hag of truce to remonstrate against the use of . such barbarous weajHins. Alexander,' says Pearsob's Weekly, had four kinds of cavalry tlie cata phraetl, -or heavy armed horse; the light cavalry, -arrylug spears and verv light armor; the ii-robaIlstae. or mounted archers, tisetl for niitiosl. patrols, and risirtinolteriug duty;' and the dim ichoe. r troops 'ex iV ted to act either as cavalry or Infantry. Al exander the tireat reorganized his fa ther's army. The file or lachos of six teen men was the unit: twolile made a-dihs-hy; two diloehies' made a tetrar chy: two tetrarcl.Ies 11 taxlatrhy: two of 'these a svntagora; sixteen of these ;t small phalanx: four of tlwse a telt-a-phalatifar-liy, otherwise known as a large phalanx. , The Greeks attacked In a phaliux, the sK'ars lnterl.K'k,il and shield- overlapping. Afti'r the first onset the 1 tears were dropped and the day -was decided with tlie sword. Tlie cavalry attacked the enemy In the rear, If os slble, and, in ease of victory, tiuder? look the pursuit. 4 - PERSONA NON GRATA. ', "Xo. said Bronco "Bob, "Crimson Gulch hasn't any theatre. You nee. wo., are -a pea-cahle set, and we don't want any trouble If. we can avoid It. A magician anie along, ami we. bad to treat lilm so rough that It rpoiled our tasie for the drama." '-'Did he make himself disagreea ble?" "Very. He di.l a lot of those slight of hand tri' Ks with card and then tried to sit into a friendly ,okcr game."- Washington Star. A GU EST'S M I ST A K E. - - -.- w f. ' An Eitglishuian 'recently . visited friettds In Donegal, Ireland. Gohtx to Isil Mum after hi, arrival be dropjxd his svatch Into' a handsoinc IMM-ket. almve bis pMlow. Nt till mornlni: did he discover that there wa4 water in the rs-epta-le, 'which. Indeed, was not a watch mm kef at all., but a pl.iie for Ih'iIv water. The watch was vulaed. " - - . SPAIN'S LITTLE KING; The little King of Sipaiu prefers bull fighting to any luqiorled sirrs. Some one rj-eViiily asked tdm if be played golf. I do not." he repli!.- "and I thank heaven that I prfer th amuse ments' Of ; Spain 'to'. those of S-otlaiil or nti.v other ifoinf ry." Gisslby, gisslby. oh summer day! A tort her torture now Is sent. A ml we will feel with blank lismay J . The heat of campaixu argument. Washington Star. We "put off till sonic liefler time Dull duties of tlie 'present. Put iinv time Is go si enough For follies that are pleasant. Chicago Times Iler.Vld. O JOl. O V O JTC ZZ 1iflira , j6??fg?-