WORK IU THE FIELD RET. O. XT. GRAKKIS WHITES OF BIS SEARCH l'OB STTDCNTS, TTIllatnetta riirenllr WIU Btln the Eipport of tk MUiodbm of tke Eatira KorthwMt From. Daily Statesman, Sept. 15. Editor Statesman Since 1 List re. Iorted for your columns, I have visit ed Southwest Il-i lio, ami again trav ersed touch of 1 laker county, Oregon, and vis i til all the towns in t J rant county, and reaelMsl over Into Umatil la. I will riot burden you with the de tail of my travels an I take it your readvps are not specially Interested in that part of my ejtlerien-e, Jut Tvauf lo know about tin prosi-b for ."Old Willamette", Since IJeft borneon tlie -morning, of June 2oth. I have lieeu constantly "on the go.'-? 1 have visited over one- hundred families, tarrying the search for student to the sacred altars of the honies of our people. I have found at least one hundred joung Iteopleeintius ( so away to school. I -can not tell how many of tins num-l-r will register in Willamette this year, hut know there will In quite a unmix r, and niauy say, "we can ut send our children this year, but wilt next." I risk nothing in saying that we ran set the students if we continue the search for them, and will do what 'tight to ! done to proierly provide for them when I key di come. I rind myself constantly asking this question. "Ikies j Salem want a great school?" I Ix-lj.-vf a majority "of our people would answer-- this question with a big "YES." providing it ..could tome to i heii j wit hoot much effort up on their part. Permit me to say, it may route. that way, bill the rom'mg will Is- much more certain if all will take hold and da their ln-st lo hasten the lay ef arrival.' If Salem will lake the lead, by giving a rousing subscrip tion toward providing for the 'debt and join hands with the Alumni, in put ting -a new building niton the campus iluting the civ.niiig yeap'.I am contideiit. the debt will 1m paid and the Metho dism of the Northwest will rally to our support, and tin endowment can le . -iii reascd. and funds to do the many things that onght. to lie done for the tietter equipment of the school will .come with but little diltli-ulty. The Idaho and Columbia -liivcf Con ferences ropn scnt itig at least 15o min isters, stand ready to aida,nd encour age us. While both of these t'otifer , tiers passel resolutions favoring Wil lamette and I'uget Sound I'nhersilies, 'yet there are but few Iti either lsdy, who have any oonlidemt' in the Puget Sound, project.; I spenk-lof tliis to as sure our eo(h of the exact situation. I was cordially 1 received '' the. I'ugot Sound Conference, ami' was assured that their lest wishes were ours. Permit nie to sjeak plainly to the l itieiis of Salcni and vicinity. This Is our day of opportunity.-' There ought wi l-e any -delay, nor should the time t,f tie- agent of the University, be tak ii to make the canvas for funds. 15y common consent, each should hand 111 i: liberal subscription, towards the ob ject already named, and lea vet lie aft"iit free to continue the canvas for students, until the attendance rea'-hes Into the hundreds, and then we can get aid from all sections of the North west. Put the ftcople on the outsHo want to know that we have a school equal to the d'tnnlid of the Northwest Some may hold back and say this is isiouary ami ideal. Put fellow citi zens. I have gone over the. Held, ami know the ground, and am fully per suaded tuat I hold Itcforo you nothing that may not lw fully realized, if every lii.vn of Salem and Marion cotuity ill cheerfully do theirs whole duty. '"There is no doubt aliotit the action of the Oregon Conference at Ashland next i.ik. Every memlwr wdl pledge himself to do nil in his jniwer to .-inn ml the blunders of the past, and give his. lies efforts '(j build a groat school upon the foundation laid fifty seveu years ago. Who of our business men will lake the lead in this very Important matter? t!KO. W. ;tt.iXMS, Centralia. Wash.. Sept. 14, 11. PUT NOT VtH U TRUST IN j PI I ANTS. ELK P.y long familiarity and constant control the nun gradtially forgot that -the elephant ' has a will of his own. and that i' has lMt!i memory ami a power of resentment They also s-em to lose all consciousness of 1 he enor mous strength of the Iw ast Jhey man age. Many of the moti come -to re gard them as lwiug as much under control as a-traction' engine, v.hieh only needs the turning on or off of taps to make it advance or. recede. As a rule,' their .only instrument of "discipline'-is a '.'whip. Imt with thN and plenty of shouting and scolding they can. "get on the nerves" of an ele phant very -effectually. In a circus, and It is always in circuses and trav; eling menageries that these accidents H-cnr. the men who attend tin ele phants' often ride them in perform an.-rs. and make. them jcrfnrm tricks. A kiws! deal pf hurry. some roughness, and occasional punishment are Inev itable In these ; i-rformam-es, all of which the animal carefully remem bers. One day it luts a fit of tenner, or turn ulky they will sulk for hours-and lln the keein-r is attack ed. Circus ielepli-ttil lare also a A rl ,Wk l" Ixinw MMrpoor look- -i,'- mh kind l cotu- . f s r Eureka "Sw'V: Harness Oil not nly m k I h tinner n.t lh I Irathrr nfl n'l plmhH-. oi a m cnn I . . . . dittos to laM tmtcm looc !'-7A ma k ontlnanly wnokL '1 X I k I 1 u4 iwtt.Mti tm nmm all Give Your Horse a-. Chance t mi trick of killing people "a!dentally.w side they will 'c,njtly jam a man up r au ui a stawe or a SS f tl,e eIel'ants at Olym- pia Uid this Home year ago. and the nwper Kmeu by narl!e" met his fate In this way, it shonld also be rtinemliercMl that the elephant is one of the most nervous of all beasts, that one-at the Zoo idled of sheer rright caused by a tbunderstoim. ami that a highly nervous temperauient of this plud may easily Is; workeiP iuio a frenzy by excitement following iil trcatment. lint '-this is not ti fault of eh-phant temper. The Siectator. At Bed Time I take a pleasant herb drink, the next morning I feel bright and my com plexion is better. My doctor i says it acts gently on the stomach, ! liver and kidarys, and is ja pleasant laxa tive. It is made furm herbs and is prepared a; easily zs tea. It: is called Lane's Medicine. All drug gists sell it at 25c and 50c. I-anc . Family Medicines moves the. bowels each day. If you camrot get it. send for a free sample. Address. Orator F. Woodward. Le Roy.- N. Y. 5- lf)PE I.Ef)S I,Al?oii UIEKVEO FOU HIS SUMMER HOEIlAY. Ico XIII. is. now jin the midst oT his customary summer holiday. By this is meant that for the jieriod of t wo : 'mouths the pojM !aily quits the spacious halls and marble-walled cor- aridors of the Vatican for the charui- ingu little pa v ill ion. with its emit griH-n lawns ami shady tres, knowi as the Tower of Leo; IV.. which iM sit oattl in the vast grounds which sur round St. Peter's arid the lAisUlic palace. - i As it is not consideretl prudent foK the aced man t hsi in the pavilion t.eo Nil I. Is driven 'itliere early every morning, returning ti his usual apart ments shortly after 1 lie .ringing of tlte Ave Mari.l each evening. Here' li passes the long and intolerably sul try hours -of it he, two most trjiici months of a Pomau summer. July and Aaisust, iu the company of his inousig noril and ,,JI few memls-rs of-his imui- Mili'al houstdiold staff of attendants. It would w a mistake, lwwever. tc supiHise that Is XIII. pass-s his well carm'Hl holidav in idleness, for -idle ness is a word Which the venerable IMUithitT diss not understand for hint self and severely condemns in others As soon as tin countless . sparrow and other-birds who have-made their tiltilisl urbed home in the Vatican nr iteus ls"gin to. enliven tlie stately al h-vs with tlieir twitterings, and the meat liell of St. Peter's strikes t.s XIII. rises and proceed to ills toilet, assisted by ;his isiular and faithful valet. Pio Centra, whose mt-sonal.a-iiwarance is so grand and dig nified lliat stransers frequently mis take him", for some high church dig nitarv. After celebrating mass and assisting at a second by one 'of his chaplains, -the pom taks a lilit 1reakfast. -on-ist inig of a cup of olTeo or ehiMidate and i Utile toast, and then sits down to lis favorite pastime of reading the classics or 'composing Latin poetry, for which he has a rare talent. Shortly after t o'clock Cardi nal llampolia. the put ilii ial secn-tary of, state, is admitttjsl. and is frequent' lycloseted with tlie holy father uuii' VJ for rhe transaction of impoiiaut churcti businesr j At 12 o'clock a frugal lunch H served that' would have surprised the pagan Uoiitnns. so simple and unpii'tcntioii are the M-rsoiial habits f t lie present Potitlfex Maximn. This is followed !y an hour's est. and iiinmi'liatel.v after ward A-n; XIII. resumes his work, remaining ait his desk till nliout i o'clock, when he walks or drives in the spacious V.tCivaii grounds accom iatiie by some cardinal or prelate o' his court a ud 'escort "d by two of the noble guards on duty.". The day ends with rosary ami nisrht pr.iyi rs. at which the prelates ami domestics of his immediate entourage assist.' A very-Tight- supper termi nates the day in j the summer bouso. after which his holiness is escorted hack to his apartiiieiits for the night. Thi quiet daily routine is varied easionally by the; visit of some cardi nal or bishop, or the granting of a ss-ci:i audience to some i-specially privileged h rsonJ Tlie aged is.ntifT's summer repose will not be so complete, however. Ill's, year, as he has tniiotiired his inten tion of receiving-the- Hmilh-r groups of pilurims who will coin Iu ue to aiTive ilui in;r the summer, -alrhoiigh ali tin more important pilgrim ages iiave ls-n put- off until the beginning of Septcm ber. It is 'Mtateil' on very ndiable author ity that- 1(1 XIII. is devoting most of his time during his snmtner hohday to a work of the greatest importance, or rather or two different task, one purely literary, the second potitlco reliioiis. The tirt.will -onsist in the n-ising and etdlei-ting into, one vol ume of all his Initio and Italian writ ings. oth prose and H'try, a- I-eo X III: wishes to : publish his complete works, i t . ', Put tiie oks holiday task, which is destined to give rise to a f-jr gmit cr sensaioii throughout te world Hi in tt nublicatioii of hi work" could Hssibly enntte in t' world of letters, will jie the encyclical which his hoin.ss intend- to write on the question of tire- far East. Need less f say that tliis ihs-iini-iit. probably dvslUied tt Jnm-ouh ciMN-h-making. has f'en suggested by the present c-risis in China, alsmt whicii I eo X 1 1 1., as ! he head of 1 he 1 C t h otie chorch. which has so m.tny uiier- ts at stake in the -Celestial eunHje. is naturally deeply fiieeriH?l. ucKKKKi.i.i:n to pi: ' i PLACKI IN AN OVEN. 5fft'ienahe No linger iu Hanger of ' Starvntien In the Mht-t of ' ' Plenty. -. Nt w YorlC Sept S.-T n le rich and pot be able to gratify ones apiwfife r-cems to le au irony of: f."te which Ins Interested, tlie bele , world. tf cotirsVv IT Mr. Keckefellcr were to try indirection that a syiipa tlib.ing public won ' . suggest in V ot'ld le w orse Mian lue -ywJi.-j. t any r&'c. he n-rl rt starve on I'ltiikerK tod milk for in lest of life At h ast mo hays : i.nanes . . 1 ",. 4. 1,.. -is erts that he can St. i iie hfni aHe to eat all Hinds of lux- m.-i ..r.. 11. lee. from lerTainn to I'll"!'" .-.-- , - . iloeghnuts ard hard rider.: ' Mr Starken's dev'u-t I an ovennke ilii with the clothe well tucked in. 1 Arched boon .bold tbcui up. and WEEKLY OREGON STATESMAN, steady and eyenlyJtlistrlbite rreaiM3 of Lot air can be forced into the oven- Itke siwu-e In which the patient hotly lies supported on cane-seating. Eat this hot air Is medicated Iry iasing throngh a big Imjx containing tlie strongest possible solution of iron and certain herbs, and this intensely "hot vapor, the Inventor claims, is a power ful eurative agent. . Massage treat ment follows. . Says the Inventor: 'l am anxious to cure Mr. IlorkefelJer. brtranse helping him would bring me tlie opiorstauity to core many othrs. I know jnst as well as I know I'm alive that I ran ettre his trouble and render hiai able to eat -a nd enjoy what he nleases. I have cured many raises as .bad as his." TEST OF MOTOU VEHICLES. With Tui entries, and with each of thrc classes motor cars, voifurettes aud uioti;reyeIeM well -represented, the recent International Cup contest for M-lf-propelled vehicles, over the Paris-Ton louse-Paris course ('Jlli miles) might, well-be. considered, con clusive as to the relative merits of the machines and their operators. Safety in tra versing the streets of the numer ous towns along the course was assur ed by the managers of the race fore M. VaIdeck-ltoussau, minister of the interior, would issue a oerinit. tiolng through the towns each vtm- testant was preetsleil by a cyclist, ahead of whom he was not allowed .to go until' the -city or town limits were reached. The arrangements were per fect, and accidents to any luit contest ants conspicuous by their absence. Ijeveglr, the unothcia! win iter of 'tlie Cordon Pennett Challenge Cup. was the first one to finish, his time lieing -I", hours, 4'. minutes. 7 se-ouds.. liis machine being the identical motor -nr with which he. made kucIi a crod iFTible showing in the blue rildmu event. The leader in the Motor-cycle class was Teste, in 'Jit hours. T1 iniii-jj t'tes. siH-oiHis, wiiiie tne nrst to tuiish in tlie voiturette class was Iie nault. who was far in the rear in 40 hoiqs. 27 luinutett. 40 sends. Levegh averaged :$4 miles an hour for the en tire distance, including tlow-ups through the towns. IN SEAUCH OF MISSINC. PINK. America and Kuroe Contestants for Scientitic Honors. Iletiver, Colo.. Sept. S.- Two conti neuts have etMcred into a race for the discovery' of pithecanthropus, which scientists have discovered in their research to Im the miss'rng link lietween man and the lower animals, and David J. Walters of New Haven. Conn., a student at Yale, has volun teered to maintain the American end of this race, and lie actually expects to win the laurels from Professor Ilacckcl of Jehu' University. . who Is a 1 tout to start from that country to tind the missing link. lie so declared with great posit ivem-ss last .evening at the St. James Hotel, where' he reg istered, en route for Java, where this pliecanthropus is believed to be. Mrs. ViMitvs started Septeiiiln-r 1st from N"w Haven, and expects to reach Java about the middle of Octo-1mm-. Ileiwill tliuV be on the scene some time 'before '.his ticrman riyal arrives in that Dutch country, lie ifot being announced to start from J"ia before tJctiJicr 1st. '-He doos not know of tlie Aincric.iu designs oil this ine rmpteil sphere of tJtTiiwu iutlneiice in science, and will be . stinrlseil at the great steps and rival will have mad..' beforehand, also that he has eidiuiit ed "means to discover the obji-ct of Ids search, the wealth of the Vandeibllt familv Itslf. Ceocge Vaudetbilt. Ihel recluse student of tlie great plutocrat ic family. the'oWncr-of Piltmore. is his patron in this race of scientific ri vals. A tVONDEKFUL CUKE OF DI ARRHOEA. A PROMINENT VlltfJINTA EDITOK Had Almost Hi veil Up. but Was Prouglit Pack to Perfect Health by Chsinlierlaiii' Colic, Cholera and' Diarrhoea Pemedy. Head His Editorial. From the Times, IlillstiUe. Va. I suffereil with diarrlwa for a long time and thought I was past In-ing cnrs. I hail sMnt much time and money 11 ml suffered so ranch misery that I had almost decided to cive up all liopcs of riHovery and await tlie result, but noticing the advert iscmoiit of Chaiiilerlaiifs Colic. Cholea and Diarrho-a Kemedy and also some fes timotiials stating how suik? wondetful I suffered with diarrhoae for a long edy, I heidefl to try it. fler tMkinsr a few doses I was entirely well of that trouble, aud i Wish to say further to my readers and fellow-sufferers that I am a hale and hearty man today and feel as well as I ever did in '-my lu'e.--O. II. Moore. Sold by F. l. Haas, drug gist. Salem, Oregon. -PAT WITH KKIi FEATHEUS.' A -bat with red feathers" Is tlje inial c :;riosity iostal clerks are to have fuimd iii a l"x that came tin s.i id info the thicacr iMst otflce. Tte dislrilnM- ing: clerks were greatly astonished ween they heard -squeals and snaps, fnvesiicatloii showed 4 lie noises cairte frrm a large lsx iu vvbk-h many air holes bad lecn provided; Further firi estigatinn at the air lioles brought a si nviiig if claws. The clerks sent for, the owner. Clarence .'Ingl. sic! h oiwned the lmj for them. What s des rjlxsl as a bat with red feathers was revealed. Mr. Ingle had captur ed It iu Northern Michigan and mailed It to himself. --Admiral Itendeniann; who Js in com 111:1 nd of the (Jemum squadron In Chl waters, is a great favorite of tlie tlerman empemr. A comparatively voting liian. still on the rigiil M of hiv fall atid slim, he is an enthusiastic yachtsnian. ad prior to his uiiii ion In tlse easr in- was always to fnumkatnong the emperor's inmeliate rnlourage nhen the imperl.tl yscUt yjeteor wmi teI ,in any of the regat tas on the KllHf or on the ItaltfC. Don l WJtu tm iry BEEOIWn'S PILLS wn mmtrtnm fro my bma itimMim. TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER IS, 1900. BY A PALUNQ TREE SUOCKINU DEATH OF OK. J. T. MOSER, : KKAB 81LTBTOX. Wltll EadcaTorias t Eitlacilili a lira M la IU rum. II Waa KUlad aad Baraad. ; . iFrom I aily Statesman. J"ept. la.) Lr.; John F. MoseT was k 12 lei I by a falling tree Friday evening, on hH lather farm, which U about five miles cast of fcilvertoa. During the day Hr. Moser had been burning brush when the tire sot beyond his control, and. while he was eating supiier, it caught into the fence. ; Seeing tlds lr. Moser hf j: the house at 8 p m., and when last sect in; was going out to extinguish the llames In order to save the fence. Xot returning Willi In a reasonable tintte his family searched--the premises over bin failed lo find any trace of him. yesterday his blackened and drarred remains were found in a iosi tira imlicating'tliat a tree had burned ' 4vn. falling uioii him. -.He was prob- ably killed instantly, as his skull was crashed.' The -free, after falling and pinnies the unfortunate man to the gfUnd, burned. leaving the lsdy scar t,ily re?ogiiiz:ible. . The unfortunate iiiau's' watch was found In the remains, luiviug st pped at HUJu o'clock, iu lieai iii'g the time when the tire reached and consumed the ImhIv. U'ing alnutt Vs hours after Dr. Moser left his family. Dr. D. F. I jiue. the coroner., was at oie notified.1 aud he went to the scene j est en lay afternoon. lie found that tliere were no suspicious c ircumstances ' surrouiiniiug the taking off of Dr. Mos- aul decided that it was unneces sary to hold an inquest. .Dr. .Moser was iorii on the farm, wlwie itlie fatal accident occurred, about 14 years ago. lie was the sou of John M0S4T, who come across the plains In d, and setthsl on the dona tion land claim 'ast of Silverton. Dr. Moser was a -graduate-of tlie nuHiical dcpartinent of Willamette University, ami during Cleveland's first term serv ed os Coveriiment physician at Warm Spring's Indian Agency'. .-After return ing to Silverton lie conducted a drug storeffor two or three years, and three or four years ago 'moved to the old farm belonging to his father. He married Miss Ada Isinglerger, v.'hosc home was in Missouri, alioitt ten years ago. and only a few weeks ago he and his wife and their two children, aged S alnl (5 years, respectively, re turned from a visit with Airs. .M user's parents who st 11 reside ' hi Missouri. The . funeral of the unfortuuae man will Ik- held today. PLENTY OF HOT WAT E It IN NEW ZEALAND. Iii New Zealand geysers and ther mal springs are plentiful and iortions of the country are constantly distiirli 1 d. In l.HSt; Tarawera was in violent eruption, covering villages with stones and ashes for many miles, l lie beau tiful terraces near Mduiit Itotomaha 11a. the admit al ion of many tourists. were destroyed. (Hie township was covered with mud. sixty square miles suffered from this eruption and Phi toople , were- kil.il. KINOS WIPE PV CI1TIEU. Poyal M-rsonages are in the habit, of using a cipher for' their-telegraphic messages, and a siocial messenger for their confidential letters -which they do not like to confide to the mails. Put there js no truth in the stories according to which -cryptography, is 'used. by the various mouarehs to com municate by letter with one another In fact. Einieror William would not find life worth living if every time lie wished to write to Iris gr.ilidniother ill England and he js credited with do ing every wek he were olijiged to siit do wit and send a few hours in ciphering .the contents of his letter. FEW MOUNTAIN PEAKS POPE. " IN ei; While the Alps have isolated peaks such as Mont Plane tl.t.7Nf feet and the Matterhorn itl.N-'Sm the mean ele vation of the highest Alpine chain is from only s.pihi to :mm feet. Colo rado po-tsesses more than ll?i jssiks ovi r i:;.."snt in altitude. of whieh no fewer than thirty-five peaks range fioin 1 I.ikki upward. In tlie whole if Europe' there are mit over twidve mountain ieak. tif note. CHINA'S DREADED V E t ET A U I A N S. The ' ;lid lo Swatitw -wit v 'Vegefnridii Sis-t." whh-li is h U J q Mrt i 11 the poxel's in . is I ! -second largest se-ret iu .China. I is mt nearly as old as tire Triad Society. altU tugh It has a centiiry or two of history Ik hind i. ami it has not spread to for eign c-ouiitriesi like its lsttcr kieiwu lival. Imt within China itself it is quite as much 'feared.,, and 'justly o. for the organization has accomplished .wonder. :ii crtain directions. , The MH'icly is of religious origin, and keeps up .this character' much more consistently than do the Triads. It Is also policial. -and has for its ob-J-et the rcStimi tioii of the pre-Ma 11 .ifa dynast y of Ming. Its ival name, We-Wel Kiaoii. is traiislattsl as the 'IM-X'othing, or No Hypocrisy, league. Its inembiVK are vegetarians., ami the higher titlh crs tlress iu while. The head of - tlte sM-iety has altsolute c-ou-t:oi over the memlwr. wherever they leay Itej and is regarded hot only by ihe inettilters f his sclcty, but by the Chinese in general, as tin iKtssess or of awful magic Mrnm, in the ex 'slue. iof which all Chinese believe. And. .indeed, 'more than one of their .-t'lorn,ancs-'eavors of the nncauny. l"rlyli the r-efifnry- this society near ly' acctr.plished Its purpos of over throwiiig the Manclm rule. A great plot wax laid Jo blow up the palace at IVStng. ami although ttundreits, lcr!.aps 1 Sw-usa mis. , w'ere c WM-eriitsI In tle aljlir. n liTfe't 'a the disclp rce teat the whoh plot was ept se cret nn'H the lasi moment. At. the H";PKle: f siitplyiiijj tlte 'torch fear o. i r aae one t,r the conspirators, and Py trying out flint they were betray ed Jtf alarmed the ldtery and ronet'i on himself ami his -ompan-ins tle fate, he drea-ied. -. PiJt the jwrfcet. organization of the wK-iety ras een outre strikingly Ut.own in the affair of the pigtails. Thitoants like-; the title offca-comic story, and. Indetsl. if-Is intensely hu- n'oro.is, from the Occidental point of view, although serious ..enough to a Chlu ttnan. The tiueue of a Chinaman is the symbol of his submission to the Manchu conqnerors. Hence the ne cessity of liis preserving it, as he woidd his life. To cut it .off is tanta mount to saying Town with the au thorities.". and the powers that Ik? in China may tie depended uiou to visit the offender with such summary Jus tice as will foicTcr prevent a reieti t ion of the rash act. ! Imagine, there fore, the consternation ou all ' sides, when, without any apparent .reasons, pigtails beg'ui 4o fall off on. every side. No one was safe. Tin precious appendage would disapjtear like taag ie. at the. most onexitected times while eating, while sleeping, while talking with a friend, while doing nothing at all:. For n time then. was a reign of terror. Every resitcetahle Chiitanuin kept his hand en his queue, icaliying' only ttto '-clearly': the close connection lietween that ami his head. If "snip" went one, "chop" would go the other. At last, when this had !oen going ou for weeks, and even months, the affair was cx-dakied. The Wu-Wei Kiaou was doing it. A special kind of scissors had Ihmmi' made for' its incmliers, ' . f Mitall sixe and easily held iu tlie palm of tlu hand. With this ingenious weapon and a little dekterity. it Ist-ame easy .to cut queues on every side, as a warning to the government that the spirit of hos tility to the Iam bus was not to bo allowed to die. After this daring act the Chinese- iteo'ple conceived for the Wu-Wei Kiaou. a profouinl and en during respect. ' WAS SEXTPY OVEK HIMSELF. Pritish .Prisoner Took the Place of a Wcaiied Piht Pov- The Dutch commandant who had charge Of all the Pritish prisoners .'ta ken after the battles of Olencoe. Dun dee and Nicholson's nek, has told Mr. Davit the following interesting' little story: 'fining his round' at midnight on .one occasion h was astounded to see tin English soldier acting as a Koer sen tinel over tlie prisoners, and on the commandant demanding an explana tion, Tommy" offered the following extraordinary-account of his transfor mation from a prisoner to a sentinel over himself and fellow prisouers: "Well, sir, this 'ere ioilitile chap." INiintiug to the sleeping -, form of a Poor lad.l't years old, -"was' dead broke for sleep after two nights of dooty. I takes pity on the little chap, and I s;iys, "IMik "ere ywtt're regular done up. yon are. that's s.i i t in. You give joe your rifle adit -fake a bit o sleep j and I'll do sentry for you. I will, ilrotior bright! I won't, do uothink wrong; blow 1110. If I do!" So the lit tle chap went off. It's all roght. sir: don't you blame him. phase; he Isi f only a kid!" -I was assuri-d." jidds Mr. Davit, "that neither "the kid'-nor tlie kind-h-artcd English prisoner suffereil over the unique incident. London' Star. THE CIVIC OPI.IUATIONS OF LI VINO. . In the nristocratie purlieus of Chit-ago. the bulk of the wheat had been 'cut and the brown stubble lent a dark aspect to the ml so en scene of 'our story. Tlie drainage canal purled some what 'blithely, it is true, but this Wijs more than offset , by the soughing of the wind. "Would." exclaimed Harold, "that 1 had 'never been Itoni!' "And this. -In spite of your member ship in the Two Million club!" cried Maude, scarce able to believe her car, for while, as she had but Just now observed, she docs not lme Har- ohl. siie h.-is hitherto esteemed him a loyal Chicagoau. ' J'ut now--ohl it can not 1h-I It Is , too dreadful. Detroit Journal. HYSTERIfl U purely a nimmm disorder, and all th thi Vtorci are of Bervou ortn. JtyiUsria tn b pTfctly aud permanently cured H CD VAN wlU cure byterla. IllDYAN will relieve every ymptom. II I'D YAH will rejitoro tbe week- ened nerre to a heal thy condition and the aymptome will disap pear, n t o VAN la a Teitetublq remedy and baa no bad effect n the aratem. Study your avmptoroa care fully. When yon hare done ao. use tbe nt'ix. TAN and then UU faar frlenda whaf It baa done for yon. HERE ARE YODR SYMPTOMS: ... 1 j . 1-1. FLtTTTEHIKO OF THE EYE LIDS. HUOYAN wilt reHere UtU ajoaort tnaiediately. S-S. THUMB LI FIO- Or TH1 Z.XP8. OtTUTAN wlU fsatore tbe nerre te a heal thy condition, and ta trantbLiaf will diaap- S. Z.TJatr IK THl THROAT. The feeling is aa taon(b there was a bell la tbe Ureal. BCDTAX wlU cauae It to diaappear. 4. pupiTATiojf or ran HEABT. HUDVAN will etranrthea the heart aseela aad eeoae the bea to become atrosf aad refoUr. . sturKiiio ruExrwo i the FIT Or THJB STOMACH. It la doe ta the ecUoa cf tbe weekaned aerre et tbe etomacB. DtTDTAN will atreoftbea the aires, aad the aiakisg fee 11a g will sat recur. Weoee, tStm U tot yaw. Kamember tbat aTDTAIf cum me a aad women, it wtll raUere yo f aS the above eyiBptotsj and yew aaa bared. 'HCDTABr will effect a aarmaneat aara. Taka BTTDTAJf bow. Tm cu get HTDTAN ef year draggiat far M aeata per aackaga ar aaekagaa far Ufa, if war arocraH does sat keen ltaead direct to the aTCOTAKf BXMXOT COMFAirT, Can yanelaea, California. Taw aaa eonsntt the doctor of tba HtDTAJt KalJCKDT COM. PAKTT FaUCK. Call va tw doctors. If yo aonoteAj,yaBur writ aA4a4rk will e flmfrerk A4draaj -' , -.. HUD1 -HI REKEDT COHPAOT, Can. taMtwaa, Marfca mmi Cfiawav, TIIEV WILL r ut IIERL POBTLAKD-8 1IOABU Or TRADE It ACCEPT ED THIS IJIVITATIOX , - . - 1 , J Of tba 8aB CbaJBbar-of Comrc aad WUJ Attend taa Btata Fair oar I'ortlaad pay. 'tFrom Dally 'Statesman. Sept. 15.) " ISei-riitiy the Salcni Chamber of Com merce seut an Invitation to the Port land Hoard of Trade, Inviting that body to attend the State Fair ou. Port-. -land Day, Thursday; of next week, and Mr. III. II. Thlelseu. secretary of the SaleiM Chamlier of Commerce, In com pliance with the order, wrte the presf deui of the I'ortlaml lUard f Trade, advising him of the Invitation and luring the attendance of that body. Yesterday Mr. Thlelseu . reeelvtnl. In reply to his letter, Hm acceptance--of the! luvitatiou. and there Is no doubt, a larjre' crowd M ill come up In resiouse to thii Invitation. The text ot Mr. Thiclsen's tetter to the Portland com mercial lMnly is as follows: "At a 'meet In;; of the board of direct-"-orsj f the Salem Chaiulier of Cmn mctee, -held on Y1h 5th Inst.,' a resolu tion was passed, inviting the oflicers and mci-.ilicrs of the I'ortl.uid IVtard of Trade to attend l.flm forllieomin: Stale I-"air in a IhmI.v on Portland Day. which will -tie -on' Thursday,- Septemlier 2tith. , "'rhe ineniliers of this organization will meet, you at the l'air 'rounds 011 tin arrival of the trnln. and endeavor to .'make the day pasM as pleasantly as IKiSsible, and. with the tine, exhibit of agricultural ami hortlculuiral pro ducts and the attractive raeins pro cram, we cxjiect to ls successful. '" 'ludcH'inlently of these cousiilera tions. we iH'lieve that an aiteptance on the i.irt of your memliers will not only strengthen the already cordial relatlott Isdween our rispNtlve. or?;aiil7..itlonSj bttt gratify t'he prtHlmtTs of the stafo who wiil lie much pleased "to see Hut business men of Portland take a 11. In terest in the splendid exhibit of the re- , 1 sources of our state they 'are try lug to Uniike this year. ,, ' f "If you can send me the 'names of jthoric who Can attend 1 will forward 1 day -passes to the 'grounds. l ticrwist', ' It! yon will let . me -know how nian.w will likely altend, I will have them ready for Issuing uptiii. their arrival.""' The reply received by Mr. Thielseit- -yesterday is as follows: ;"Yoiir valued favor of-the Sth was received, and presented at -the meeting of the I'ortlaml t'haniber f Commerce '-' held on the 11th Inst., fltul the luvita tjon was cordially accepted. The memlters fully lclt the value of your K'inarks iu regard to . eiicourasim; .the. already cordial relations which have exiM;'d Is-twccti your mid our Cliatn-Ik-is of Commerci. As you .are doubt,, less aware, we have- made arrange ments for a latjre number of the mom-., liers of our ChatnlK-r of Conimerce to to Pendleton,' on the eveuln td" lite .Jlt. but your 'Portland Da.v f-'utln Is rerved as the day On w lilch, o.tr lcople will po'to Salem, and we ate sure all w ho caul do so will avail tlictii sehes of the opportunity, as it seem to us that the Stale Fair "under" I hoi new regime should be encouraged all over the state." j , The Pot-Maud Telegram of last evcit hcr. in disciissintr the matter, has the foUowinif Interesting article u the In vitation, showing the Interest taken in that city In the! State Pair: t i Poiiland s Hoard or Trade will next Thm-Mlay visit the Stale Pair at Sa lain, as tin' guests of the Salem Ch:in IxT' of Commerce.; The occasion will he Portland Day at the fair. Tlie in vitation to attend in a"body was re ecivr.l yestei-ilay a f leriioou.. a nd. tN-ln .i(-,... tc(. regular mi-tlng. of the Portland P-oanl of Tradewill be jmisI liotted from nevt T'httrsday till next, I' 1 Htay. i - ."As' se-l;il ludiiceini iil s sre offered rorll.iiel s in. n il. nits to take in 1li State Pair. Secretary . Willis hopes lo ce a cteditab'e J11111-11' next Thuisda.v. A roti nd -trip -fare of s.iiii has !eeii fe- ured. and t he ; ihiiiIci s of the- Port laud Itoard of 'i'rade will be iulmHled! to tiie Pair ('rounds and shown jII the sights free of charge. The train will, leave Portland at S.Vr a. 111.. and re turning leave Salem at 8 p. m. "As it is desirable that tlie secretary " know tlie unmlH-r that will probably attend the fair. Mr. Willis Is desirous that the mernlicrs of the liourd send in their names; to him without "delity. Mr. Willis wisiies to rifiUfy.the otflcers of the Sa 'cm ; Chandier of Commerce of the probable strength of tin Port l;i till turnout.' to the' end t It si t the m-e-cswary pauses may Jie Issued, and also !m otlicials -ofj the railroad company; so tbat t lie necessary tiansportiitioii arra-iigeinetits -..may le niadc. Tliere hip over .Vhi iiienils-rs In the Portland Poard of Trad-, Mini for the credit of ti city and -out.' of courtesy fo the Sa lem Chamls-r of Commerce, It Is de. sireil that at .lea! half of fins ntiui Is r resKnd to th; Invitation. "The invitation from the 'Salem Chamber of Commerce Is very cordial." C E I A i! 1 1 AT I'D HIS nit. aVtK X I x v.. "You tslk alsmt your 'cold -'feet f saw a couple the tilgld of the Pitr. Ilt'M'n fight that :ave me a cold for a v.i-ek," said .the barkeciM-r lu'a Salle street Chhagot wet gMsls house. "Did they give you luug trouble?' put In ll.-tOIIMT. '. but they lii.ele me feci like the ii-e man or a frosty uiornitig In Siit.. ' Is-rgca." : : "That was cold.. How did , l cejim alsMitV" ; j '.'.'. "Well, you see, we have a tinker in here and dttrtug lli figit ot -rounds ss they were pulled off, I'arlr dqriug the ganisc a man drifted Iu t.ere and tok up a Mition 1-f'f. tin- -. er. He was scaled and had hi cy:-s gtlleil fo the ticker all 1he w hile. WlMS:r he yeU-l as the sixth round was v'r. I've won --nearly g.Vnai.V aud lie Hart e I for the bar. Where he eomiti! out his Is-ttlrig tM'k- efs. In addition he had .several Ijo'j- -lrel dollars in cs!k for w hu-iitie bd Iss-n unable to ffnd fa,lTs." ; "What hapitemil then?" the ro :iee- er asked. "lie iKUtght a glass of hill 'ei'iml'i ami slijrjl out." "lav. that how you pay your brewery bills, rent, light and Insurance;'' "Not on tlt iiioncy of a fellow like that," and' fhe bartender's counte nance Is'spoke. tle di.-gii.t that -,r,i4 within him. , . Legal blanks. Stateiman Job Offi-2.