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WHAT TIIK FAKJli;i!8 K.XOW.
The Populist candidate fur th Presi
dency told the farmers of Kansas In
bis Toieka sjieech of acceptance that
Ihey were not Sharing in the prosjier
Ity which the lb-publican iwrty claims
has come iiiku the whole fjSsuntry. The
Kaunas farmers who hcaril him knen
that he wax stating aii nntiuth, but
Ihey allowed him to say it aud to
carry 11 way with him tin impression
that they telrevcd -what ho said.
There Is not a farmer in Kansas to
day wlio does not share iu the pros
iK'tlly of the nation. Of all the farm
ers lu "the country the Kan as fanners
ought to l the find to acknowledge
I lie leiniits Mtey liare derived from
three ami a half years of Itepublican
rule at Washington. They were- 1m
jMrverishcd to a greater degree , by
Cleveland's Administration . than the
farmer of other states ltecatise the
hard time of that period led them
Into Populism and toward Pryanisni.
They win- aved in 'spite of . them-'
relvc in l.v., and it is the grossest
intrs ii t if en their part that they
ie milted William Jennings F.ryan.
now that their mortgages are paid off
and lliey havi
money to lend, to utter
Mien
a palpable falehoed. .
They cannot deny that, they are
prosperous 'today to a phenomena: tT--gicc,
because the condition of their
homos, of their banks, and of their
slate prove it. What is true of the
Kansas farmers is tine of the fanners
of every one of the fanning states.
From figures compiled by the divi.i-u
of stalisli-s of the I'nited States De
1.ii tuii iil of Agriculture the following
comparative exliil.it of the value of
live stoek -in ' Minnesota : is taken. It
shows what three years of prosierity
t'lider a lt-puhlicau, Administrntaion
did for 1 lie farmers, of thai slate:
I Jan. 1, 1 sir;. Jan. 1. P. too.
'Horses- ... .
.M tiles' .....
Ai ilch cows
Oiler cattle
Sheep .....
,slS,7v;,!!!
. I j.s75.0rj
. in. i::i..vio
41.Lim
-js:t..sr,s
Ji,js5..s:n
i:;.7i.:j."H
lJ.li:'.
Totals ..... ,s :;;.:;s.s st,(H'C,t7i
lncn:ie .... .?S.7is.VtH
'l"h se figures show an increase In
the value of live stock of Minnesota
ti lone of over. eighteen millions; The
Mi'Khdcy Administration did uot take
possession of the government until
March 1, 1V7, and its term has six
mem lis yet to run, so thai the llgures
comt only three years if the , four -.it
was elect. .si to serve. The other states
have done relatively as well. NoriJi
.liakota shows an increase in. value of ,
live stin k of $7.74.1.! South liakota !
an Increase of )?HJio;Mn, Iowa an u
creaw-' of $2S,787,t'f ami so on. Ore
gon's increase Is relatively as large as
"any of the other states, ami in the cast
i
5
ft
From many diseases. Children
who are well nourished success
full y resist disease to which an
ill - nourished child succumbs
Your child has enoupH food.
Does the food make flesh ? If
not there is something wrong
with the stomach and other or-,
pans of digestion and nutrition.
That wrong can be quickly
righted by the use of
DR. PIERCE'S
GOLDEN KIDICAL DISCOITRY.
In ninetj -eight cases out, of
every hundred it completely cure?
indigestion and other diseases of
the digestive and nutritive sys
tern in txth younsr ard old. You
can consult Dr. Pierce by letter
free. Ad- r-., dre?s Dr. ,R. V,
Pierce, yf Buffalo, N. Y, ,
Medical Advi-
papcr cot'
sent oa receipt
cents to pay cost
rsailinR onlr t
--a-
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. Jicy let the subscription account run
over six months. Io order that there
may be no misunderstanding, we will
keep this notice standing at this place
u the paper.
of sheep and goats it K larger. The
free silver states of Colorado, -Montana,
and; Wyoming have shared the
marvelous prosperity in the live stoek
industry, their gains being, respective
ly. 1Sii5, $1 l,3.KS,3ys, aud $1V
5Jil,77o..v . :l
I The figures -for Kansas are not at
baud, but a state that has prod need
for 4lie last tiiree years .the., greatest
crops iu its history, aud secured the
tot prices for thetu that were ever
paid her farmers, is' likely to .lead
Minnesota iu the increase iu vabje of
her live stock. There is not a farm
house, a farmyard, a coin crib, a grain
f levator, a pasture, or a cattle pen hi
Kansas that does uot give the lie di
rect to Willhi nr Jennings Uryau's
statement. The Kansas farmers wiio
listened to his reckless anil foolish as
sertion can have 110 resiect for, his
sincerity, even though some of them
may be resolved to vote for him, on
nceuunt of political prejudice, or for
other reasons. , ;
!" The 'anti-imperialists are disapioiiit
tnl b"cause lresideut .McKinley's
brand of iniiierialism iu China isu't
strong enough to liml fault with.
Some of them save urged hiiu Mo
semi 5M0 trtcps to China, and keep
them there with the wish that he
iiiight do so and thus lay himself ieu
to their attacks. The chief mission of
tise United States in China has. le".
accompIislH d. All that remains is to
see to tin'' establishment a resousi
ble goverunien. insuring the sat" -iy of
the lives and pnierty of foreigueis.
foreign steamship lines do an enor
mous business with tlie United States,
and there arc' millions of ions of ships
employed; in .regular foreign iines i:i
the carriage of our imports ami ex
lrts. If it lc true, as i!c? lUfMiocfais
pix't end. that ships can be built , as
cheaply iu .the United Stares as they
ca it anywhere, they ought to tell us
why it is I hat not oue of these for
eign lines ever has built, o' is licw
building, a ship in this coiuitry!
ANIn-u Croker appeals to the young
men of the couutry. they are -'more
likely to point to him as a horrible
example- than ,to folUw him as a
hvider r lake liis advice as the words
of a seer-at least the young men , of
tlu country who are not on the Tim-ii'-uiy
payiolls. or expecting -to lie.
Now for three weoks of good weath
er, and two millions cf -dollars' worth
(or morel of Oregon hops ami fruit
will be safe,
" r
THE IXCKEASE OF CITV POPU
LATION, Tlie census ottice has not had time
to add ui the census figures except in
spots, iiud the adding so far has been
confined to the spots where population
is the greatest amt the figures show
the biggest resulis. In -.nlier words.
the populations of the big
c:ties alone
census otti-
j ha ve Iseen tabulated. Our
; cials will get to the
land a count of the
rural tlistricts
farmers after
awhile.
! Sonve curious developments; an;
shown Iu Phe statistics already publish
d. but flu iiiiportmii feature of the
i ' movement of jpulat ion so far shown
is that the rus'u to the cities courknics
T'.n.ibatcil. OmahA ahAio of nil the
large cities 1kws a decrease dr ring
l he- past t4-u ye:irs, which is irol;ibly
tine to outrageous padding of tl-e
figures In JS:mi. It Is uot ctmceivable
that"1 there, are less iicople in Om ilia
I than ten years ago, but it is very pos
jsible, and even probable, that tlie
! Omaha enumerators of lSJO were 1111
tler instructions to wreck the multipli
cation table necessary-: "to Uuake
Omaha a log city." Citichiuat! gnliietl
,les titan ten 'per cent, during ihe de
'eade. but that Is lsfsiuse Cincinnati is
located on tlw shallow ami uncertain
'.Ohio river Instead of always naviga
ble Ivike Erie. Clevelaud and Tohtlo
have gained enough' to keep the city
Imputation of Ohio abreast of that of
other st?fes. ' ;
f - The highevst -sthjtate of the total
popolatiou f the country y; made
Is 7s.otsti.Msti. a total Increase or about
'twenty-live. ier tTiitl The average
! ratio of Increase In the score of cities
! the population of "which have lieen
; uiade. itblie is nearly forty ier ccut.
jTie farmers' lsoys and girls still con
s litn'e to, emigrate to tlie cities, and of
the hundreds of thousands addtJ to.
our populatiou yearly . by luiuiigralion
a large proj?ortiou locate iu the cities?,
manufacturing towns tfad mining cen
tres. Many of our larger cities, eie
cially Ju the East, apiear to Ik ovcr
crbwtled, to -lia re a large ioiiq!jiou
that eveu lu tlie busiest times eau so
cure, employ nH'Ut only spusmmlif-aUy,
but lhl; fact does not cdieck the How
of KpulatJoti cltywanL " Tiie, census
figures how the; ratio of Inerease in
tin older cities past of the Mississippi
to be the greatest.' . " , ' "
iK-plore this as we niay. It i a liat
iral outeoiulof cliauging Industrial
conditions working to this end from
wemingly oiiiosite sources. AVe nave
become oie of the .grea test, if uot the
greatest, manufacturing countries In
the world- iMotleru manufacturing is
coticc nt rated lu the great cities, which
are r furuishetl the best facilities for
the distribution of manufactured pro
ducts. That Is, the titles wnich are
the greatest railway centres ktouie
the jrveatest manufacturing cities. We
are supplj-ing our own markets ; with
manufactured goods and increasiug
our yxiorts of: manufactures at .the
rate of a huudretl millions a year.
Consequently we re)uire a groAviug
city and town ; iiopulatioii. On the
i-ontrarjv the use or agricultural nta-
niachiuery has multiplied the produc
ing, power of the farming population
many times. In these days of mow
ing machines, self-biutliug reaixHrs,
gang plow, cultivators. Seed drills
ami planters one man does the work
of live when the old-fashioned bcythe
and grain cradle were in vogue. If a
farmer has a half dozen sons most of
them seek a living elsew!i?re for lick
of employment at home, aud lew I111
ndgrants Keek emplo3nient in the
country lieea use there Is a grentcr de
mand for their labor else .vheriv
The proper equilibrium lietweeu dry
ami country"" population will be
reached in time, aud when it Is
reached it will be by the application
of 4 he natural law of supply and de
mand. The partial census figures of
,i!io which have 1mmu made public
how t-ouclusively that it has not
been reached yet. The city population
will grow iu greater ratio than the
country THpulation for at least au
ol her decade.
MUSIC. OF PHOSPK1UTY,
With her two thousand new pianos
Kansas can Ik very musical this year
and bid deliance to pol it ics. .Memphis
Commercial Appeal.
Von ought not to publish that fact."
because It is certain to stop ihieiigia
lion to that husrnig slate. Two thous
and pianos, playiil by two 1h(u-?;tnl
t-giniH'rs,; will check ih -oru i-rop
ami mtike tlte wheat Ileitis look as
-though a blizxjirtl has Ih-c'.i having fun
with thetu. Kansas is too worthy a
state to be iimtetcd iu that way. N.
V. Herald.
1'tit it is the niu-dc f prosperity,
anyway. It may sound discordant to
jmlivideal. near-by ears. Put then' is
a haruioiiy in Us contemplation from
a distance. It is like the fan-ied point
of hariuoiiy in tlje skies. Tli-'tv are
those who believe that at a .ertain
point of altitude, all sounds coining
up from he earr.i procuce a perf-ct
harmony whether from the boiler
faeior'Ies, ; the piKIlug. whistling ami
rumbling railroad train, .the '-"wmi
Kansas pianos.; the lowing of catil.'
or blealug of sheep, or shout itig of
lolitieal siK'll-hinders, or what not
all is harmony. In. the right snt in the
skh'S. Put there must Ik another
loinr of harmony In Kansjis iu the
htvirts of its prosierous iS'opU. who
have so happily come out of the re
gion of calamity and woe.
TWO EOlTOItlAL
PAltAOItAPIIS.
If Hryan Is -lecteil a business
will ejistie. Sirlugfichl Union.
This is the argument of "b:ts4
panic
coin-!
uiercialisni" There speaks - the ac
cursed voice of greed. Let us feed
I'jhui nobler sentiments. I,-t us re
U'ctiilscr how happy Itryau's election
would make the Hon. Emilio Aguin
ahlo. T1k' United States for the
Unltetl States" is a selfish prineiple.
"The United States for the Tagalog
bandits" is the proier thing iu princi
ples. To fear a business panic Is to
put the , dollar above the man. New
York Sun.
The grief of all I'.ryaniies over the
oppressUni of I'orto Uico must lie
doubled When they learn that the I'or
to IiiciiNs are no longer free to die of
smalliKsx. That .'malady kllletl ."j-j of
them th year In'fore the Aimricans
came, and elglUeen months ago 3.txi
c-ases wei-e known to exist. xjiVu the
McKinley carpet-lmggers resolved to
vaccinate t he entire isopuhttion. Oit
of wiinc Ikiii.imi itcrsons 7JHMH stre re-
cordett as successfully vaccinated. Noi
death from smallpox has, or-eiiTcd in
the last eight months. The privilege
of having the disease has been taken
away fixsui the Islanders "without the
cfiiiseut of '; the governed." 1 titer
Ocean. .- ' ' ' -
MY.'' Pryat) put his foot lu bis mouth
ch ar up to the knee w hen he proui-j
ied to withdraw the soldiers and the!
authority of the Unitett States from
the Philippines, aud ; yet extend the
Monroe do-triii over tin? ; islands.
That alone . is enough to skin Liiu.
Alttl yet he ssoleinuly promises to do
Ihese. tiiingsif he Is fleeted.
! :
Thf fruit grower and the hop grow
ers are; wearing very broad and confi
dent smiles eveu if some of thetu did
have wheat but let's not talk about
wheat, s
riiixci rLi-AXi ritACTicc
V v (Sokane Chroulcli)
! le4-hir again that ill govem
iiwiits lustitutiMt among men lcrlve
their just powers from the consent of
the govertKtl." ; :
l-'yit'.s mod reading. Isn't It? Couus
frtMii the latest I eiiiocra tie platform.
you know -Mne scutiiuvut granu.
One can't help Indorsement it. Let'a
rcatl some more:
TT.at 'he goveimient not based
t'lKMi the consent of the i govemel Is
tyracny; and that to itnpos uih any
jn-ople a gvivermheut of '-'.'force Is to
sttliststute, the meithoil of ImiHTialism
for those of a reifUblle. s ;
-it's eloquent Inspiring. Ami one
feels such a thrill when, after reading
this noble declaration of; the Demo
cratic party, he picks up the japer
and reads news like thJs:
IialeJgh. N. C. Aug. "White su-
reniacy:" lias been thefbattle ery of
tin IeimKrats through tlie lonjx and
bitter .campaign just closed in Xorth
Carolina, the rsult of which will be
evidenced by the casting of liallots
today. Conservative estiniates made
by the -leuiocrat place tW hiajoritj
for the V-oustitutional ; am'udiiKnt,
which will practically disfranchise
the Negro, at 40,M. .
TOOK A LOOK AT THE WO It LI .
Alexander weeping lK'cause the
worhl was so small has a i-ouiiterpdi't
iu an old inhabitant of Luss, n pretty
little village on Ixh-1i Ioiuond side.
Scotland, who at last has Ise-m pc--suadel
to climb the mountain which
has rilled so large a part of his lotl
eoii all the days of his life. reLitcs a
tllasjrow corresiKMident. In T.uss he
has lived, as his fathers lived before
him. and -from Luss !,e has never had
tlie ambition to jour:i v, ev 1 as fat
as Olasgow. -Hut some one got him
to the top of lien Lomond the other
day.
-Eh. raonr sahl he, with gresit sir
eongratulatlon, "but the World's a
big place whi ye conic to view the
whole of It!" Scottish American.
IMPERIAL TEA EIGHTEEN
PENCE A PINCH.
I bought the-01 Iter ibfy at the exhi
bition a pinch of "the EmiHTor of ChP
na'.s tea." The cost of a pound would
have Jtetti al4ve 2,hi francs Si
.(?4(Kh. The price of the, pinch was i!
j francs. This will give you an hlea
how tiny 'it' was The Einisenir's tea.
when dry. is f a pale. color, and long
ami delicate In grain, li is coHio-id
the 'top shoot of endless plants. In
funl br itself it s Hat, In it as a bleud-gi-s
delicate- and delicious flavor.
One should never drink 'it out of a
deep cup only out of iorccl.-tiii or
glass. 1 llnd. .however, that if taken
in. the evening ii causes a sleepless
night. Paris Correspondence London
Truth. "
THE P.IlimiT DA VS.
The
bright tlays. the bright days
lhey"n coming up the slojre,
"A nil all the vales ate thinUing v.ltli
i the silver bells of Hope.
In wodlam;:i that- seoii"d lles'!;.te
, full i.:iuv a minstrel ('wells
Ami the worbi is ever movmg to the
niusic of the bells.
The bright days, the bright days
thcyfro downing in the li'ght.
And every storm hits j-ambows that
are beautiful ami nriuiit
From deserts once all ssilent a note
exultant" swells, t
An l he round green -atrrh ts moving
to. the music of tli bell!
I'll. 11k Ij. S'.auton. iu Atlanta Con
stitution.
ELECTED A PCESIDEXT.
Saratoga. X. Y.. Aug. 31. Edward
Wet more, of New York, was today
fleeted president of Ihe American Par
Association.
The most ancient glass had -exactly
the same eomisouent parts .as that of
today, arid the processes used seem to
have Iseen sihiilar in all times.
fo.lt- Incipient ttmgm mar fee cored; HtTTOw
TAN h drawn thonaaitda away from tha
elatchesof the dre-tded dlra. Many peopla
hv been restored to perfscl hlth by H I D-
VAN after their easri were pronounced hopts
teaa by the bftat phyaicians. You caa be eared
If yon will. Do not de
lay. Remembrr that da.
' lara aredansreroua. TTaer
U . I 7 are especially ao in casea
I
of incipient consump
tion. Look at these ynsp
toma. Stody them care
fully. . Are they yours t
Then you mast be care
ful. Yon are within tha
grasp of consumption.
IIUD YAW will release
you. TaJte DVDTA1I
1. ri,tJBHiwo or tiie chteeks m
THE AFTEKNOOK AND EVENINO
(he flrrt arwtptom of consumption. HUDYAN
will causa H to dUappear. HtTDYAJ will
ealablish a perfect circulation of the blood and
cause the cheek to assume a normal rosy color.
. TICKLING- I IT THI T HBO AT
AND COUGH. At first the cough la as!i-ht
hack dt'DTAN will atop the tickling and the
eoofh. ntJDTAJ will reheve It la a lew days.
9. A SLIGHT PATH IN OWE OB
SOTH liTJNGS. usually near the tops. This
Is an Indication that tb consumptive fernt
has lnraded the lun tlaaue. II CD VAX will
eradicate the ferco. HUDYAfT will restore)
the lurjf ttaaue to a healthy condition and pre
vent further destruction. ;; j- :
. WHAK5X89 A. BOUND THIS
HEABT. The heart U becominf weak. IllD
YAN will atrenftaen It and cause the weak
ess to disappear.. iy .-
mraVTATV afcnnM naaut at mm TS will
make the lanit tUta atront nd the f rmi ot
the disease will t rapidly drawn from the eye-
Then yon wtu regain your health and
l-etrenfth.' HCDYAN can be obtained of aU
drocclsta for 60c. per package, er ( packages for
120. If yonr tlrnrgist doea not keep HID-
rAK, ed direct to the HCOTAM RKHFTST
COMPART, S3as Francisco. Cal. A atafr o
physician and iurgeons nisy he consul led fret
U yon will call. Yon nay call or write, as yoo
4 est re. Consultation Ire. Adrlca "m free
Address . - ' 'X - ' '' j ' ' : '
HUDYAN REMEDT COHPANY,
Car. . Merkat e Cttta Kte,
Ifi aia Caa. at
Consumption
- - - :'i
k
MAKE CUKAP FOKLIGX TIIIH.
Tivo MlaneaiKdis Itoyn Visit Loudon
and Paris on fit 1.
JIhaieapolls, Minn.. Aiig. :!2L Ilaswcl
tlie I.Hiiiildsin, jr years ohU ami Kob-
; ert II Keyes. ogetl IS. have Just re-
' tupied. from a trip to Ixiudou aud the
I'aris exisosltiou. having left home six
weeks ago with less than $ td between
them. ! They left Minnesota- on cattle
cars, having secured jolw In South St.
Paul i two flays liefore leaving. .From
CbiWtgo tltey had the luck to get jobs
with car loads of horses, and arrived
In, New York .without having sjicnt
any inouey I to speak of. After reach
ing Xew York they huntt-tl around for
some way to work their passage
across the Atlantic, and with lack sjtill
with them, they secured iassage on
the big freighter Minneapolis, paying
for their ride -by eariug for horses.
They were ten days at sea, and ar
rived at Tilbury dock, twenty-six
Utiles from Iomlon. lu lirsi-rate shaiH-.
and with nearly all of their $H Intact.
Tliejr siM'Ut a week in Ixndo:i. visit
ing it'll the: principal places of amuse
ineiit awl litany historical spots, and
then, they struck ut for Paris. When
It came to getting across the channel,
they found themselves up. against it
for' the first time. There was but one
way to get to the French capital, and
that was to pay out-the. cash, so they
paid their fare, $(Jd apiece for the
round trip. They arrived. In Paris
with a few dollars, not a friend with
iu 3.000 miles, and no knowledge of
the French language. They could not
make themselves understood, and
when they arrived at the cxiHsshloli
grounds they sient nearly the whole
of one day twfore they could gain -admission.
Tltey found an Englishman,
who showed them where to go. or
they could never have got inside of
the exposition. They -did not .'encoun
ter more than a dozen Americans
while abroad. They. lived very cheap
ly In Paris, confining themselves to
two meals a flay, ami then they went
back to Tilbury dock, where the ship
Mihneaitolis was still riding at anchor.
Before quitting tlie ship they had par
tially arranged to work" their way
1 tack 011 that 1oat. ami. their luck still
witli them, they were engaged at ouce
for service on . the return trip. The
boat had been in port, eleven days.
Keyes was employed as sculleryiuan.
ami his business was to wash the pots.
taus. ami other kitchen utensils 011
the big freighter. When he was not
busy scrubbing dirty pots, etc.. he was
compelhtl to peel potatoes, of which
alxmt eight bushels were consumed a
day. Young Donaldson was cast as
the ship cook's mate, or cook's helis-r.
He -had. to work in a room that was
as hot as an oven, within a few feet
of a huge tank of ! soiling. water, ami
the heat nearly used him up for a few
days. Put he got used toit, all but
getting up' iu the . morning at 3:.'!
o'clock, which was tlie usual hour for
going to work for both the young men.
"We had tlie worst luck arter we
got back to Xew York." sahl Keyes.
"We neethm a little money., and it bad
been sent to us. but we didn't get it
on tune, vv e hail a few very serious
hours, but hot once were we compelled
to go hungry. We came from New
York to Chicago 011'. our stock con
tracts. There were' about 4hi men in
the: crew of thcMiuueaisolis. and you
can imagine what it was to cook .and
clean for them. .The liremeii were Ihe
busieste iot. The ship has" thirty-six
furnaces, and itUint twelve liremeii
were at work shoveling coal. into them
at oms timer , Then they changed off.
and we had Io prepare food for them,"
NAPOLEON'S
OHDEKLY.
A
Veteran of the Wars of the
- French -Emperor.
lreat
Among the. veterans calmly living
out their heretofore stormy lives in
the quiet, silent gardens of the lnva-
lifles. one of the best known is tlie
agctfPere Deny ltoch. who is a great
favorite with members of the imper
ialist party aud whose isersoiiality is
doubtless familiar to many readers of
Mainly About People, as tlie custo
dian of XaiM.leon's tomb. This gallant
old grognaitl. who, styles himself, gran
diosely. "Orderly oT hit majesty the
King Xaisoleoii I.." but who in reality
was only a sergeant in the Yoltigeurs
de la tiarde, makes a great isoiut of
never missing the annual service in
memory of the Prince Imperial to
which I refer.
So, the other day, he made his ap-IH-aiiince
at the Church of Saiut Au
gustin, in his ordinary -uniform. as one
of the Invalides, withj. the exception
of the usual headgear. Iu place of
this he proudly wore his enormous vol
tlgeur shako, with the Imperial ea'gie.
topjscd ly a great red and yellow
plume! Yet - one In the church smil
ed at this grotesque rcapitearnucc of a
relic of the Orande Armcc, for, frivo
lous as are many of these toy Isoua
partlsts, ithey divined the touching
faith that issessed the old man's soul
; the unshaken fidelity to the memory
or his matter, un tne contrary, mey
overwheluietl him with sympathetic
grtn-tings, Prince Murat shtssk bauds
with him. aud then the old man went
home through the .'streets oT the city,
a quaint and pathetic figure of a hero,
in his extraordinary bedlzeunient.
London Mainly About People.
HIS NAME LED ALL THE UEST.
The Omaha World-Herald says:
"It makes me tireil to reiui these out
landish lianies." ex'clalmeil the hotel
guest as he threw down" liis paiser
and leamsl back in his easy chair.
A' people who use such jaw-breaking
names ought to Ise wiped off tiie
face of the earih. How ls u fellow
goiug to remember them? There were
those awful Boer names to lsegln
with. . Now we are getting a dose of
heathen Chinese names that is enough
to drive a fellow to drink, tni not
going tc read, the newspapers a ny
more until I know this Uhluese and
South African busiuss has beeu tiet
tle.1." J..'.";-.'--."-
The guest threw : away his cigar
and sauntered up to the desk. !
t J uess 1 41 go to lsetl," he tsa Id t4
the clerk. :':- '. "'- - " - -'-- ; .' .
"All right, sir." a!d the -Uvk. tap
islng a bell. "-What name, ideasr-r;'
The truest turned the register' to
ward him nd iM.-iufetl his fiugerfto
his tiaine. It was:
"JediMliah Ezcklal Siuochlock, Pas
siamaquody.Me." . .
It Is estimattsl that there are 1nkk
h) more acres of la ml eiPiiioyed in
raising corn in America this year than
was the case last' season.
ESPECIAL FITNESS.
I alltu b'llevcd that people somehow
r had a special call
Fur doin' things uison this earth; some
great an' others small. '. ,
Some men are generals from their
birth an' wine are diplomats, '
An' some are scientists, a-chasiu' bees
an' studylu Imts.
There's! poets an there's preachers an.
there's juerchants makiu' wealth.
An doctors to incourage you when you
git out o health;
An' a person's never happy, so it alius
seemed to me,
Ouless lie's lseiu jesi' what uaturo
meant fur him to be.
As fur myself, I never found I'd any
siseclal bent, '
Pre gone ahead an lived the days that'
came an' went. .
I've always fed the bosses an I've
milked the cows nt night
An carrb'd In thewijod to keep the'
stove a-burnin' bright.
I never felt dissatlsicd Wt-ause I
Imven't won
Fame's thundcrin' .ipproluilhsu' fur the
things I've said an' doue.
I'm williu tt Ik- slighted by the crowd
. that stoiuis an roars.
I rtskon I'm a genius in the way o'
doiu chores. . ;
, Washington Star. v.
THE PLOWMAN TO HIS miKTII
REN. We
own no masters, we that
walk
with JoI
In workday garments smelling of tli
wod:
We lw'ar no 3-oke that others tnet hot
bear.
Except of greater love and tenderer
care;
We ltmv not tlowu with burdens on
ns laid. -
Ittit lift them up for whom the load
was made;
For upright must we be, ami sftatid
erect.
The almoners of G'wl to bis elect.
Not ours to judge who 'tis that makes
demand. !
Ours but to see the piteous, 'wit--stretched
hands;
For .unto us the cotters be as kings-
All all in need of what the harvest
brings;
And be that what it will we must In
just, .
For It is only given lis iu trust:
We will not question whose the cry
or call.
Put .be Hod's almoners to one and all.
r.Iohn 1. Sjolauder, in the Independ
ent. How's This! .
Wo offer One Ituadrcd Pollan- Kcward tot
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh Cure. j i
F J. CHEZVKY Si CO., Vrrj . Toledo,
We tho ur.dei signed, have known 1.) J. Che-l
r.cy foe the laft 15 years, and believe h-n per
fectly honorable In all btiincn transactions
and l!ancially able to carry out aDy obliga
ion? nd bv iheir firm. ,''.!
WiTtT:TRtT'x. Wholesale Dm Crist. TnWa. O.
V.LriNO, KfSA:i& Mxkvjs, Wboies Drug
fisU. Toledo, O.
h.H-!t Catarrn dire in taken inlenisiljr.eHin
ir 1v upon the blood and tnncous Riif fa-r-iof
'.h- syKm. fricK. T5rr. per bottle, bold by aJl -iSmajTLSis.
TctiMionjals t reo.
Hill's Family Pills are the best.
AX EXTElUMHSIXd ITALI.VX.
Un a ns-eii't excursion to Milwau-
kee bv steamer one of the attractions
Tor the crowd w'as an Italian with a
hand-org:iu and .monkey. Suddenly.
Mr. Monkey disa,enred. and every
one wanted" to know what had be
come of him. They did not want-tie,
music without tlte monkey.
De monk is seeck tie" mon'k is
seeck:" said the agitated and iserspir-.-Ing
descemlant of the 'aesai-s. as he
pluiurefl -wildly alwitit tho deck.-stack-,
ing up Isoxes 'aml bundles ami 'every
thing' he could get his hands 011. and
sheltering the unfortunate monkey
among them. The wretched -little ob
ject Avas geniiintdy and -humanely sea-
sick.; ami sat suivermg. piciure m
misiv, but froneealetl from the eyes
of the crowtl, which was lauding the
Idndf attentions of its master.
Then Mr. Organ- 'rlmler, grinning
at the conceit of the thing, pinned a
card on the Imtsromptn hospital which
read: - 1
Five cents to see tbo sick monk,
mooslc free." '
WHEN FALL COMES.
Camel's hair
Yenetiaus will
-it al
broadcloth.
Anions the silks, faille. Isilh in black,
ami colors, will find increased favor.;
Duehesse satin will maintain Itself
In the pinnacle of isspulariry for bridal"
rotM-s. - -
, Soiih efpe'Ially elegant aiitiUes will
lie .'displayed under the name of moire .
mlroir, so called from the. brilliaiii
glassy effect given to the ground.
Two-color dotted effects will be
among the "most fashionable. -designs in
llatuiiis for the fall shirtwaist.
Old English chintz patterns will le n
novelty among the silks, and very
dainty Indeed are tliee silk reproduc
tions of filtl-time cotiou gofsls.
Old Dresdeu t'hina pat terns also nji-,
peitr lu some of the new silks.
The sniMi test skirt linings, will I'
white taiTeta silk.
Applhsl fur. will lie a fad. -and late
antumn and whiter will develop won
derful combinations of fur, lace and
embroidery.
; Id lace wil figure largely In win
ter millinery. '
THE BEST PKEHUKIKTIOPi roll
I.ARfA. ;
Chills aud Biliousness Is a bottle of
C.ItOYES'S TASTELESS 'ClHbL
TONIC. It Is dimply Iron and
nine ln a tasteless form. If o cure, no
pa jr." Price CO cents. c
KUUOEIt'S IJEtJltETS.
Own Paul was .reading an account
of the convention held recently In 1on
don for the protection of. the anl'mals
of Central Africa. Thf old mail's
brows worked regret fully, then he laid
tine paiser shlo with a sigh, ami, turn
ing to his Adjutant, observiil:
What a pity Mint, the Poer J of'-'
a man."
mer.t in rren.rrl fo
Pi lei nr 'I lnJ-
tne; 01 inr private puriM.
l-:ery
warranto!. Hv firiiirciKis. i.r w"" "::,
eetpi ti price. t,n crnts ami mill""''
SO ct nta and WILO'f
KJWUFeCTUnlU'i CO.. l'r.i.. cicvcuna.
1 CO.. Pro-w.. t'l-.vt
fj WWfI-- Wiillarnx'-IndiRnPiMJ
I lrS(:ntnif.twill cuie ll'init.
I "Bloeliiiif aixl Itchiest
I aU Piles. Iiabsort. ihcloin'irs.
I allays the itchmt,' at otu c act
; rs'Uitirc. civen iritanf tC
l.of T 1. Cii:iu,-u Inril'in Pile fl nt-
For aaic by all druggist.