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WEEKLY OREGON STATESMAN, TUESDAY, APRIL .10, 1900. HE KENTUCKY WAR Soldiers and Police Clash .In the - . . - 1 Streets of frankfcrt. BtOODSKED IS NARROWLY AVERTED A n'rtt of Krrer from lb Decision of too Supremo Coart ti runted la the . miction Cases. FRANKFORT, Ky., April 7. There is a great excitement , , here tonight. Two soldiers at. the state house were ai rested by the police -for drunkenness, while in the street near tate house. A squad of twenty-five soldiers dashed out of the -state house yard, and rescued their comrades from the policemen. The policemen resisted, and a number of shot were iiretfY but no one was hurt. The soldiers of the opposing a ministration were drawn up, ready for action, and trouble was very narrowly averted. .. ' - " ' ; Chief Gustice Ilazelrigg, of the court of -appeals, today "granted a writ of er mr from the decision of the court of appeals, to the supreme court of the United States, in the contest over the ethers of governor and heutenant-gov ermr. i " l V-V: .; '"' A PINE NEW STORE i JOS. MEYERS SONS TO OCCtPT THE OPERA HOUSE. Building; to Be Remodelled and Modern I zed for Their l'M-ia Enter prising; Firm- (From Daily, April 8th). Salem is rapidly becoming an up-to-date city, and tle .merchants and people in general havc long felt the want of a modern store, one that will keep ialem .people from going abroad -when good menJiandbse is- wanted. .The firm of Mevers & Sons has been the first u realise that such a store would be a Kreat I benefit to the public in general u-i wi'll as the individuals concerned in its liianagemem. Their business, after over twenty years- of steady growth, has reached the point where they must branch out in order to meet the grow inv d-m.-nl-i of their natrons. Thijs firm has been looking for larger quarters, in a good location, for some nine. When tciT wants became Known i,. K. P. M cGornack he at once decided to .grasp the opportunity to .make his property the-abode ' tor their business, and prepared plans and specifications 1y -which he would remodel the present pera douscr building into an up-to-date istore-room with offices and lodge rooms up stairs. , The buiklirrg -will ic remodeled as follows: The entire tow er -floor, as far back as 4he room now occupied by the Japanese store., "wilt be. converted into ne room with solid plate' ghrss '.windows on both Liberty ami Court streets; the entrance now leading up to the opera -house will be the -main entrance to the store, and : there will be another entrance on Court vtrect. ciglty .feet from the corner. Tlie stairway leading up to the second und third floors .will be located on Court street, and will he a very attrac tive entrance wih tiled floor and high ly polished, finishings; on one side of the sJrairs wilV be a Murall room, with trcrrt corresponding to that of the big vtpre and will very likely be occupied bv a jewelry store. "Thte second floor will be fitted up for -office's which will be occupied only by the best of tenants. The third floor will j be arranged into a large lodge rt.orv which will be occupied by the several Mx-w-nic bodies. The basemen Iras a ten4oot ceiling, wll'jjhave a cement Rocw, and wiMe i:scd by Meyers & Sons as a department for trunks, valises, quilts, blankets and lK-avy goods;: a broad open stairway will lead from their main store intothe basement, the receiving room will also be in the basement, wiere . all gauds wiH be brought by means of a side walk elevator for checking and inspec tion. The hot air furnaces for heating the entire building will also be placed in the 5 basement. This firm docs not intend to open a -general department s?ore; they rttvlv mean to-departmentize their dry gKxts and clothing business a.i it will be almost impossible to handle their trade otherwise. They Will add several newrltnes in their new store, but only such goods as belong to their present lins.I , . This store and building will be a feature of modern design the exterior to be rcnfbdeled in architecture and painted a colonial color. On the whole it will be a credit to Salem as it will be one of the finest store rooms on the Pacific coast.' (Window shopping will soon be the chief pastime of Salcmites. WASHINGTON ; 5 CORRESPONDENCE . 5 WASH IN'GTON,' D. C April 5 The commission consisting of Judgj Groscup of Ohicago, ex-Asi.tant Ctm mis Sorter of Patents Greeley, and 'Francis Foiiics. which has been revis ing the patent laws is. now engnged in preparing its final report, a prelimiiary report having tieen sent- to Confess Mmietime ago. The object of the work tt the commission is to harmoni?? the United States patent law with that of other countries a.s far as possible, sp hat we may j better comply -"ith our engagements j tinder the Interna"! -ml Patent Union. A- According; to' J. Martin Miller, of New York; who is in this city, it pay to mediate between,- millionaires. Mr. Miller says that J. B. Dill, who brought about the reconciliation letwccn Car negie .and Frick. received t!e largest fee ever paid to a lawyer Said he; "The combination in the company with 000.000 capital was formed list Wednes day, and Mr, Dill, who is widely known as an organizer anl promoter, was called; in to bring the two. factions .1 to- cether. if oossfble.; This he did sue ccssfully in one morning, where every one and every thing else natl tailetl. 1 tie PirJlt lV!.he huge eaI lni together 1 tly informed, a cool million-oonar lie has been selected to secur h corporation of the company, and-1 is now irt P,ttOurg for that purpose." If .tK,c ma rrKK can afford to ray tuch enormous prices for the suppres sion Of a SUIt whlfh ntmht fjarrassmg disclosures, harmony must toe very necessary to tfim Representative Gronr rS V-,, quoted as expressing 1iis earnest inten tion to try to bring a favorable rtport at this session of . Congress on the bill lurtner taxim? oWimnrr-r;n xt hearings are still to be held on the bill, however, as the dairv in.-rfsts f new Emttand: V Vnri- -.,. vr.. land, and a number of western states, nave Mill to present their case. ' By unanimous consent, ; ihe ! Honse has passed a bill for the designs for the erection of a statue of teneral Orant on land owned by the United States in this citr. The bill provides that the Secretary of War, the chairman -of the joint committee on the library, the President of -lie Senate, and the Speaker of the Houe cf Rep resentatives be appointed a commission to secure from leading artiits or arch itects competitive plans jtr designs of such k statue or memoriaL T!ie sum oi $ro.ooo is appropriated for expenses at tending the securing of .-uch d : signs and for the payment to the five artists or architects, whose plans may be fa vorably considered by the commission which shall be reported io Co:irress with a careful estimate of the cost of such memorials or statues. Senator Spooner of Wisconsin is credited with the design 'of ' driving Senator Tillman, of pitchfork fame, from the floor of the Senate, Hcieto-fore- Senator Tillman 'has ruled. Few have cared to clash with him, bectuse he does not fight with - the weapons whicli the other Senators are accustom ed, matching his pitchfork and c'ub against their ' rapiers. It is said that Senator Spooner has chafed undir thi ,H1 domination and has at last tiken the field against Mr. Tillman.: Certain it is. that on the debate on- the Porta Ri can appropriation bill. Mr. Spooner locked horns wih the big South Cno liniart and finally drove !im to fcis seit. almost silenced for .he inoment. The Senate is watching tlie; contest with hope in its heart. The details of our foreign commerce for the eight months ending v.iih Feb ruary, are as gratifying as those relat ing to the-grand total for that month which, a 5 announced some some days ago. surpassed the record -t any pre ceding February. The detaPs of the export and import figures fjr :he tightly K "e apprppriation mrwi rrromhs endingwith February show ij mate tthe disposal x thes: ..rUin ,wimnt , Pe.m. bifls will require twx or three weeks com merce, and .especially that which re lates to manufacturers. An increased importation of taw materials for the use of our manufacturers and an increased exportation of -manufactured articles, are the striking features of the rcbru ary statement of imports and exports. The automobile fad has ben adopted and is being carried on vi:h great en-Phusias-m among the 400 of Washing ton, the- new motor1 now being vcry wide!ytfsed by the wealthy. Every style in existence i owned by some ore or the other. . One of the han'Nom est o-f these conveyances is the N'icto ria automobile used by trie Austro-Hun-garian Minis-ter and the Baroncs llen gelmnller. The Baroness is the ac knowledged beauty of the diplomatic corps. She possesses ne .if the ntw English automotiles of unusual fr-eiht. Hs carriage is of dark blue enamel ami is upholstered in light gray. Ev ery morning when the . weather is fine, tfhe Baroness is, seen dn the thorough fares of the city, piloting her on horse less vehicle in a most skillful manner. General Greeley of the Signal Siv ice. advocates the establishment ji" a military telegraph line conne;d.ig the headquarters of the new Department of Alaska with Cape Nome and -ther ni'litary stations in Alaska. It "vill cost a1out $500,000. General Greeley sys: "The erowinz commercial imporrance of Alaska and the prospective future of that country, as indicated by the nest experts, show conclusively that a sys tem of communication for this depart ment should be undertaken at once for the proper control and cconomicjl re ministration of this district. It is tHiought trat the area can be confollcd with a much smaller mi'itirv force, and tlierefore much more economi.,illv .Tid efficiently by a proper system of com munication between isolated forts. SAY IT IS A JOKE DEMOCRATS THINK LIGHTLY OK AI MIKAL DEWEF1) CANDIDACY. A row KxproMloos Obtolood from the Dot- gtos mt tho Domoerotl - Coa 1 tmUm Yesterday, (From Daily. April Sthl Locally, among Democrats at least,, the announcement of Admiral Dewey as a candidate for the J Presidency, is considered a huge joke, hot equalled in iffodern times. Having : once declined the nomination tor the office, it is tte general opinion, that it is now too late for him to change bis mind. In fact: thi2 admiral, off a ship, is quite like a fish out of water he is out of hu ele ment. I f ; A Statesman representative yesterday circulated among the delegates at the Marion county Democratic convention and obtained expressions from a num ber of .the prominent Democrats. To the query. "What do you thmic ot Ad miral Dewey's candidacy for the Presi dency?" the following sentiments were expressed:- ' T. B. Wait Tt does not amount to anything. Take any man out of his el ement, and -he is like a fish out of wz ttr '' ' i: Ji 1 -; Frank Holmes "Dewey is simgty a sideshow of-the Republican party. B. B .Colbath Think Dewey s Can didacy at this late day aa extremely un wise move," - ' ; . ' - - T W. Davenport I think Mark Hanna made a mistake by not announc injr Dewey's candidacy on April isL D Palmer "It is a 1iuge joke. tV, H. Downing I think it is too !a:e He lias made a record, but now SpriHEf Godfrey-"! think it a huge "1 . . t . .i nrLl Van- head -fake e, - isotnws lu 4. t- liayoen - - nouncement is too. late. T L. Da vkion "The Democrats do not- think much about Dewey's candi dacy There was a time wlien he could ha V" announced himself on either side, and it would have been all right, but U is now too late. 'Francis Feller "I-' think he made a great blunder, in disposing, by gift, of property donated him by the people of the United States. 4.There is no danger of him becoming president." A. Schreiber "He is not in iti " He declined once, but has since got mar ried, and -his wife wants' a home at the national capital. She runs him. ; . f REPUBLICANS IN POLK. THE COUNTY CONVENTION NAMES ITS TICKET. ' B. F, Mulkey Nominated to Succeed . t . Hinrsek as State Senator Other Nominees. - , - : " t , "A- 'f ; - DALLAS. Or,, April 7 The repub lican, convention for Polk,, county was held iiere today, put up a full county ticket, and adjeurned. The -delegation to the state convention is T unanimous for die re nomination of Judge; C E. Wolverton for -supreme judge, 2nd for judge V. L. Wells, for joint represent ative. The delegations to stale congressional conventions are; State delegation J. iM. Stark, Fred Doughty. Otis Wolverton. J. H. Haw ley, D. L. Keyt. H. B. Cosper. Chal m C. Kirkpatrick. M. D. Eflis, J. S. Cooper. f " Congressional Sam Phillips. Thos. Wamt, F. 'A. Patterson, Bart Tru'.Kng er. Lee Steiner. Fred Toner. Frank Gibson, Ira Smith. George tCelty. The county ticket is as follows Senator, B. F. Mulkey. of iMonmooth- representaijve. O.'-L. Hawkins, f Inde pendence; judge, John H. Hawley. MonmontJi; commissioner. J. B. Teal. Falls City; sheriff. R. F. Conner. Balls- ton; clerk. U-S. Laighory. Luckiaimite: assessor. K. L. (reene. Spring Vallev; superintendent. Leonard Starr. Fall? City; treasure J. W. Caldwell, Dallas; surveyor, Edgar Collins. Dallas; coro ner, Dr. L. N. tWoods. DaMas. A REPUBLICAN PLAN. Senators Anxious for Final Adjourn . ment in June.i, , AVash.ington. April 7. The republican caucus committee on order of business of the senate -held a session today, butj when it adiourned the members decktrJ ed. that nothing had been definitely de cided upon beyond tdie f steady effort o secure the "final disposition of the measures now receiving? the attention! of the senate. These' are the Quay case, the Philippine bill; the Afaskaii code bill, and the appropriation bill time, and say that there will yet b plenty ot time to decides what measures to take up next. They -are quite deterf mined to close the session during thf first baJf of June, and on this- a-ccour.it may have to temporarfly sacrifice sevi eral measures whicli are very seriously championed by individual senators. 1 MOHiAIR. At iDallas, yesterday, the Pol-k County M-cfiiair Association held a meeting to receive offers on the mohair, owned by the members, near ly all of the goat breeders of Polk coun ty beinsr represented.! Several offers iwere made, the highest ol whioli, 28jrJ cents per pound made by Wm. ' Br won & Co:, of Salem, being considered far too low, and the association rejected all proposals. Last year the price se cured was 31 cents.: Fifteen tliousarid pounds of Linn county mohair was olio Tcprescmea in tne pool, out no salt were made. FAST RIDING. A. warrant .waslait evening jssued ior Watt Shipo arid Charles Stanton, by Recorder N. J. juaan, upon information lurnisicI by a citizen, charging 4he twx jxung men with ridin-g a tandem above the sped limit altowe 1y the ordinance. Chijef of Police Gibjson Isened the. warraw:, and the two young men .wfll appear be fore the recorder on Tuesday morning for trial. f j ARTICLES FILED. The1 Sanitafy Feather Renovating Company filed ab ides of incorporation in the state de partment yesterday. The company prb poses o operate and seW patented leather renovatirig macJiinerv. in Ore gon. The company has its headquart ers m I'ortraml.! tne caprtar-stock fix ed at $1000 each, is divided Into shares valued at $100 eoh. J. R. U, Sellwooxl. Lewis C. Gartigus. and E. V. Se1lw"ood are the incorporators of record. ' j t SUIT. J.j A. Sell wood began action, in the County court yesterday, against A. W. Long and wife for the recovery of $too and interest at 8 pe cent from September 14. 1894, less $10 paid, alleged to be due on account jof a note of that date. Attorney s tee, amounting to $20, were also demanded. Real property! iwa attached. Ikmh-i-n & Martin are attorneys for the plaintiff. A SCHOLARLY ADD R ESS The Stayton .Mail, of Friday, says: "Sun day morning: Rev. G. W. Grannis. D- D., of balerrt, deavereo an interestirig and sohoJarly address from the Metho dist pulpit. His sermon prefaced ' a short talk on Willamette University. of iwhioh institution be is J: financial agent. . . 1 " ' - I DELEGATES ELECTED OSive Lodge. No. 18. I. O. O. F. last nifcht flectet! delegates to attend the gna lode whicli meets at Astoria on -May 17th. The delegates elected were: J. IL McNary. F. W. Waters and Web ster Holmes. reastir STATE TAXES. State .Treasurer Clias. S. 1 -Moore r yesterday r received $5000 frorii the treasurer 01 KJamat county, on , account of that county's taxes ot the year loot itits tn? second payment received from Klam ath. $2250 having been- credited to that county a week ago. ; ; ' r TRANSFERRED. Rosarma Car lte. the female prisoner at the neni ten- tiary who was, on Friday, adjudged in sane, was yesterday ransjerred to we asylum, upon an order from the goer i ncr. . . - ; v -:; . Envy i a passion40-uIl of coward ice arid shame that nobody ever had the confidence to own, h; Rochester. PEACE DECLARED. lVfi Atni iM vour time rcadiita about the Boer War and the Gold Fields of Alaska? There are other matters oi vital importance: yoo rosy make a trip East, and wSl want) to know how to traveLv Io order to. have tv, . rrl-. e the - Wisconsin Centrai Ry.. between St. Paul and Chi cago. For rates and otner tnionnanon, write Jas. A. Clock, General Agent, Portland, Oregon. f d w. A VOTE OF THANKS EFHCIEXCT OF SALEM'S COMMERCIAL . OKGAKIZATIOX Is feort"d By tko PortlMM Chaabtr of Csmuk-Mock to Bo Aeeoa pltokcd by Co-operotioo. The Portland and Salem Oambers of Commerce have labored together most harmonious! y for several months and in that time h4ve done, much to advance the mterest of ; the , state and particu larly riie illamettc valley, .. Botir chambers are now wDrking'car nestly to secure an adequate appropri ation at the hands of the present eoq giess with which to make an extension ot the. jetty and make other needed im provements at the mouth. ff the Columr bia riier. 'It is quite ;essential to, the h;ptlne interests of the . state-that the ppopriation be ectlred. and represen 4at?OBs portraying; the -actual existing conditions are being forwarded to the congressionar delegation; urging a prompt and. favorable consideration ol the petitions. ; The fol!owing extract is taken from a letter received yesterday from the Portland Chamber of Commerce, which goes to show that the work of the Sa lem Chamber is thoroughly appreci ated: i: I .j -": "I beg to advise you .that on motion, duly seconded, a vote oi thanks of the trustees of the Portland Chamber of Commerce was tendered1 to Mr. H. B- Thielsen, secretary Salem Qtamler of Commerce, for his efforts in the "matter of attracting attention 01 congressional Wl"rates to the , necessities in the mat ter 01 the Columbia riycr bar, and the secretary was instructed o to advise you." -; j U . GASTORIA For Infants and CMldren. Tlis KinlYca Hats teajs Bssgh! Bears -Ufa &ign&tur of DEMOCRATS IN CAICUS. DECIDE UPON OPPOSITION TO PUERTO RICAN -BILL. Members of the Party. Urged to Be in Their Seats When the Final Vote is Taken. iWASHIiNGTON. April y.'TJie Democratic members of the house ot representatives Bicld : a caucus ; tonight, to determine upon plans in connection with the approaching vote on the Puerto Kic6 bi!l.i About ninety mmo-rs v.-cre present. -The chief attraction wasgiven the Question of pairs, as the vote as ex pected to be -so close that the ' result may depend upon the pairing of- mem bers. The following resolution? were adopted: ' "Resolved that all democratic mem bers are urged to return to -Washing ton at once. That hereafter the 'demo cratic members will nmke no genera t permanent pat. Hiat all pairs shall be made in -writing, and" shall be signed by one of itlie members designat ed the our party caucus to arrange pairs. ..Richardson, the Democratic floor leader, offered the folkuwing resolution which was unanimously adopted: "Resolved, that, as a -party, we de clare our unalterable ' opposition to the Treasure now pending before congress entitled A bill temporarily to provide revenues for the relief of Puerto Rico and hereby enjoin upon every democrat to be present in the bouse of represent atives -when the vote is taken thereon and record his, vote against it." Tbe action taken will enable the min ority to make, arr exceptionally strong showing against the liH -when the vote is taken next Wednesday. . B R ETH R EN FALL O UT. Democrats and Populists Quarrel in Convention in Pendleton, Pendleton, Or.. April 7. The most sensational proceedings occurred today in irne Democratic cotintv c mvetiU-'-n when R..-M. O'Brien, a Populist, v. alk ed to the rostrum, and charged that Republican influence, was being ex?rt ed to defeat the unioni of the DniCHTatic and Populist parties. A tew miniues later. D- B. Watson. a Democr.itic del clegate, arose and, )tt tone of fierce denunciation, accused J, 1. 1 tinkle secretary of-the Populist county com mittee. Tdfhh having repeatedly offered to sell "his influence, first, to .he Dem- rocrats.; and, when not receiving it. nak ing the same offer to the Kcp-ablicans Watson offered, to prove the stit incr.t entire. ,: ONE BATTLE REPORTED. GENERAL GATACRE HAS SRUSI WITH THE BOERS. More Activity. Shown Arotind T ady brrtith f and Oeneral Bn'.er Js Threatened by, the Eneny. - ;' LONDON. tAnril 8. No news wc issued by the "war, office last i.ight. Noneiwas received from the ront. ex ccp that from Bloemfojitein dated April 41ft. relating, to rfie engagement of General Gatacre at Kodiersburg, which: seems to have been held back by the censor. ' H i reported f;om Ladywmtth that the' Boers are begin nin to construe General Bull ;r"s in activity as a sign of fear, or inability to resume active operation. Hence theiv are showing much activity, partic uTarly .around Biggarsburg, and ire said tb be plannmz to outflaak tteteral Buller. by an advance in . force by way of Helpmaakar. itie uoer state ma the Coles her and Stormberg commaa does. ntm.berine 6000 men - and teit guns, have reached Kroonstad. AN ENGAGEMENT. . nioeriortein. April 4- General acre ha-1 an engagement with the cc emy at Redder sterg today. " SILVER DICK BLANp. :- . ? Eulogies on Jlis Life Pronounced by v, . - congressmen. 1 Wavhitvrton ' April 7. The house to day paid a tribute to the memory of the fate Richard Parks Bland, of; Mis souri, popularly knowr as "Silver Dick Bland, who -was mfember of the bouse ior 26 years. Splendid eulogie &l tlie lite and career of tthe great chanHion of silverere offered by the members a botttgstde of the: political aisie. -A resolution "was! adopted, calling uoon the secretary Sol war Kir inform ation. to whether Charles E, Magoon, legal adviset of the insular bureau.- hal eer rendered an opinion that, oy the tieaty wich Spain. tle eonstitutkm ws extended over Puerto Rico and the Philippines. I" ; STRANGE BIBLE FACTS. The letrned Prince of Granada, heir to the Spanish- thrime. imprisoned by order of the Crown; for fear he should aspire to the throne, was kept in soli tary confinement in the old nrin at the Place of Skulls. 4 Madrid. After thirty-three years in this living tomb death came to bis release, and the foj lowimr remcrkable researches, taken rom the Bible and mnrkeJ with an old nail on the rough walls of his cell, told how the brain sought employment through the weary years; In the Bible ther word "Lord' M found I.853 times. ;' The word "Jehovahv 055 ,imes. The word "reverend" nut .once and that in the ninth verse of Pialm ext. The eighth, vers of the n-ntiyiev- cntOt Psai-m is the middle verse oi the Bible. : f The-ninth 'Verse te eigAy' tTitr oi ussier is tne longest. The thirty-fiih verse of the eleventh chapter of St; JohnHs the shortest.' In the one hundred anl scven:n Psalm four verses are alike he eighth. fifteenth, twenty-first and tairty-firf. ; lEzra vii, 21. contains all the :c;tcrs of the alphabet, except j. I-.ach verse 01 tlte one hundred and thirty-sixth Psalm pnds alike. No names or words with more than six syllables are found in the fible. The thirty-seventh chapter ot Isaiah and nineteenth chapter of Second Kings are alike. ' The word "girl occurs but once 'm the Bible, and "that in the third verse of the third chapter of Joe!. there are found 111 both hooks 01 the Bible 3 S38-48J ktters. 'ords. tt..t7.1 verses. 1.18a chapters -t.id books. The twenty-sixth chapter of tic Acts of the Apostles is the finest thap;er to read. The most beautiful chapter, u the twenty-third Psalm. the four most inspiring promises aie John xiv. 2;- vi, 37; .Matthew', xi. jS; INnim xxxvi. 4. ' The first verse of the fiftieth chan;er of Isaiah is the one for the new con vert. 1 All who natter themselves witu vein ?Kastirg should read the sixth chanter of Matthew. ! All humanity should learn the kixih chapter of St. Luke from the 'twentieth verse to its ending. ; ; - TH EL PESSIMIST ON BABIES. 'The city hall pessimist was called upon to resixmd to a toast at a banquet given at one of the downto,wn hotel the other niglit, saj-s the: ' Chicago Journal. The subject assignca to Imrn by the joker iw-ho arranged the toast list was Our Babies. the pessimist hasn't any baliies; and k is lucky for them that he hasn t. Here is what he said: ' "Babies ladies r and gentlemen 1 have always regarded as -being a pub lic -necessity. They are more reliable to get up by than any alarm clock, and are a source of revenue to paregoric. soothing syrup and other get-nch quick concerns. They are the future constituents of nurs-eing politicians and as a pessimist I know their value as a warp to optimism. v spannauie babv is a srreat blessing to have around the house when the bread burns or the mril.k- ours in the tomatoes. 'A wratbv woman mieht find it difficult to spank her husband.' or her dather. mother sister or brothers. Some one bas said th-at mati has reached the profane age; that a wide; knowledge of swear words 19 absolutely essential these days. Let me tell you that we vc also reached the spanking age. When man become all-tempered He swears. When a woman gets mad .she spanks ihe baby. 'Babres have other uses too. ' "However, mv particuar admira tion for the baljy dies in the fact that lie at all times appreciates the fact that he is a baby, die tiever imagines rum self anything he is not. lie never makes speeches on the money question or other thing be doesn't know any thing about, die's not a faddist, and doesn't worrv about the moral involved in certain theatrical productions. Uh j ten you, tne oaoy is ih iikiu. j the pessimist, -who had become thor Y . 11 J V 1 It o " oughly warmed up on the subject, mopped his perspiring brow. PRUNE PICKLES. Twelve pounds of large, ripe prunes, all having a stem, and nibbed off with a cloth; each prune being perforated four to six times with a darning needle. Put the prunes in a new 'kettle, take ix pounds of, cube sugar, two and a hatf quarts of wine vinegar,' then let it boil a quarter off an hour; beat the whites of eggs to a froth, adding a little tie cold water, put it in-the vinegar, and skim -well; then pour it boiling hot on the prunes, and cover tHem until the next dav; then pour the vinegar oft tb prunes, hoil again for half an hour, and pour it boiling over the prunes again; the third day you add a half an ounce of cinnamon and half an ounce ot cloves, and boil tit -with the prunes on a brisk fire; and as soon as they boil take them out immediately, and when the prunes are cold, pat them in a jar, put paper saturated in brandy over the prunes, and cover the jar with" waxed paper.. '.' ; r ;,, f -:;:: '-!-, . ' "'.!' He slipped on a banana! peel, ' ' While running for a car. Hi neck reposed upon? hi heel, He got an awful jar f He did not swear a single swear. The cusswords did not come, j He uttered not a wvl of care ' ; For he was deaf and dumb-X . Baltimore Mnerrcan. Werther had a love for Charlotte, Such as words couM never utter; Would you know how he first met her? She was cutting bread and butter. Thackeray, "The Sorrows of Wer- ther. '.', - : ; XHSREPRESENTATION. . Mr. J. C. Goodale had himself inter viewed by an Oregonian reporter and in that paper of. the 6th is made" tc y: "Salem's " taxes seem high," Mr. Goodale said; "but in reality thty are a- It i trite we tuv .11 auls a total within the city limits, while tlw.se outside get along on 20. but the as sessed valuation is low. not ueing 11 r re, than one-fourth of the cash value 01 me property." In fact, no pnperty-wner would care to tell hi holding Lor even tour tunes the assessor s va.uai.yu. TJierefote. wJiat seem to be if nulls is really tetween 7 and K miles. Instead ot, 31 miles the ttai levies in Salem-are over 40 mills i ir :8ty, as iobows: '- " State and County-tax,. 22 DS'M;y- 10 M:1U 6 Co A ill l 05 Mills City tax. ... School district tax Koad tax.. .... .. 40 05 Mills If Mr. Goo laic wlsJie to buy snj Salem property at even tlw asess;r s valuation, he can find a larger amount at such figures than he pays taxes up on. And if ihis is assessed at cne-fourth its value, 4ie must be -escaping his just share. The fact is Salem's valuation is relatively higher than that of Portland, or of most, if nVt all. of the counties of the state. 'And in few, any, do the combined levies arhoiint t.o lour per cent. SALlvM. Burn to be great; Pay not thv nraise to lofty things alone. the plain are everlasting as the bills. The bard cannot have twtf pursuits; ' auffht else' i Comes on the mind with the like shock : as thoitizh 1 Twa vorldl had gone to war ind met in air. , FEED STORES. BREWSTER & WHITE No. 91 Court Street 'Phone 1781 Dealers in Hay j Gran, . At ill Feed. Flour. Sat.; La ml' Plaster etc. Special prices on Urai and Short in iniantuyt A complete st tick tl llvus in stork, bulk ami- package at the lowx-st priivs in the tatc i . DEALERS IN GRAIN. WHEAT BOUKUT r exbangctr tor: llniur ari k-ef mt branch oflicc -of Aurora Roller Mills. warehouse jn Trade street, near Hi-gti, Salem, Oregon. 1 BICYCLE RE PA 1 K ! N'G. G. A. ROBERTS Bicycle Repairing . New and 5econd-Hand Wheels 105 STATE STREET SALEil OR TINNING AND PLUM bTnG. T. S. I BURROUGHS TINNINO AND PLUMBING iGas an.l , S.eam fitting. 'Manufact urer of , Hop and! .'Fruit ' Pipe. '" 103 Stat 3t.. Tel. 151. Salem, Or. '.BIACKSMIT'H'iNG. 1a F R S7TITH -HORSESHOER AND GENERAL BLACKSMITH Carriage and W'agonmaking.. sicciaV attenvii paid to- iitterfering and lame ness of horses.' ' j 185 Commercial St., 'Opp..- -Brewery DENTISTS. EVERETT M. HURD ;m. d , d, m. d. DENTIST Rooms 6 and ;7, opposite PoMoflice, ' upstairs. 5ALEM, . OKEOON . ' , .- i1 Ji PHYSICIANS. J J. F. COOK, M. D. BOTANICAL, 'DOCTOR j Cures Con sum ptiom. Cancer, Tumors, ! Gravel and Kidney Troubles, Asthma. Skin and Jkme. Diseases, l-wiflwut knife, plasters, posison or painl Afso Blind ness. 1 Salem, Oregon. it- D. D. KEELER , VETERINARY SURGEON mnJ STOCK INSPECTOR.... Corner Center and -Front sliVets. foot of- Steel -Bridge, Salem Oregon. LfVERY STABLES. LOUIS MILLER & SON I'fOpr1U)r of th . ...CLUB STABLES... iBet Singe taml Double Rig's in the city, dies caregiver to boarding and transient stock. THcphune 241. Cor. Liberty ami Ferry St.,' Salem. H. R. PAGE iW. A. STEPHENS PAGE STEPHENS dlprses weH fed, gccl accomnxda t ions. Fine Rgs. mmm Kig fr coirmicrctal men a Specia'fy. 'Horses bearded by day, week or month. Red froni Lirory, feed end Boordina single 164 Commerciar St., TeL 8s 1. Salem WILLAMETTE STABLES South Commercial St., Salem, Oresoa Having Iooght V. J. Huffman's Feed and Livery business, we ybavse- moved k ito Hhe Willamette Stable sc4tJi of the bridge on CummepdA street, where we will be foxinir-prepar-ed to serve the public in the best pfs Ae manner. -We furnish rig for driv-irz- Gentle teanvs for ladies ami gool accomnvxkitionsi for transient team. Board horse by day or -week. A blacksnvth "dir-o will be run in connec tion wih the barn, where ' you can get your horee hol and all kinds of re pairing done. All work guaranteed satisfactory. HAROLD & REYNOLDS