"VEEKXY OREGON STATESMAN; FRIDAY, . MARCH 23, 1900. IEE tMLY OM0:r STHTES.'!.! TLi- t.-j t a .-a f by the STATESMAN PUBLISHING CO. 266 Commercial St.,' Salem, Or. R. J. HENDRICKS, Manager. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: One year, in advance..... $1 00 Six mbnths, in advance.... $ 50 SUBSCRIBERS DESIRING THE AD- diets of their paper changed must tit the name of their former poatofllce, as well as of the office to which they wish Ui paper changed. ' Pay your bicycle tax. . Help build better bicycle paths, paving your bicycle tax. A big fruit crop will fill up all the vacant houses in Salem. Every day of immunity from frost and cold rains puts us that much near er to the abundant crops that will make; good times for this section. There is no reason why Salem may not have the biggest and best Ind!an training; school in the .country, within a few years. The only requirement is rne same policy that has been pursued in the past four or five years. This institution should have the hearty sup port of every one in this section. . ; V - " We believe every bicycle rider should pay his wheel tax promptly, in order that there may be money for repairing the path that -were constructed last year; and the building of new ones. If this thing can be continued for a term of years, it will be possible to have path that will be' good the year through. We can not have too many good roads even bicycle roads. We hear of some farmers plowing up their hop yards, or portions of them; and others who wilt not culti vate them. But they are not many, and the acreage will likely be as large as last year, owing to the additions that were nale in 1889; and the yield may be a good deal larger, because of the fact that many hills that were va cant the year before were reset ? i ! The New York Sun "strongly ad vises the Hon. Carl Schurz and the Hon. William Lloyd Garrison to pke a few shares of stock in the Interna tional Sunshine Society," recently in corporated in that state. Perhaprl the new sunshine cure for tuberculosis twill prove beneficial in the treatment of the - affection that produces calamity howl ing, and good for the mulligrubs of all kinds. i The way for the Willamette valley to get her full share of the prosperity that has struck the mining regions of Ore gon and Washington is to raise the things the miners need" to eat. This will turn the golden stream this way. There was never before such a disposi tion to get to work to doing these things, and" never such excellent pro p.ts for thrift aiyL general prosperity among ovr peopled f.-; j THE DRE.VM OF TION. INTERVENE 'The raising of the British flag over Bloemfontem. the capital r one of tht two republics wairring against Eng'and jn South Africa.! leaves American in tervention, for which a great vJarrbr has been raised, as inexptdntnt ai it was before. ; By inexpedient we mean iIllp'sibIc. I "Coercion Tf Great Britain lequirts an army and a navy such zs we do not possess, and the" desire to engage ii a war with a European country upon the continent of Europeanized Africa, somctJnng which our history anl. ccm mon ense loth forbt-1. : f "This is the hard rule 'wbiclil "t is the duty 01 the American . admini-tration to observe in dealing with : England and the two African republics she has determined to abolish." j It was not necessary to tell this to the - administration. However, ou state department w-as entirely just fia ble. in tendering the good office pf our government, when the United States was appealed to by the official heads of the two republics. It is note worthy that the Un:ted State govern rncnt was the only! one that so tendered its good offices. j MORE GOOD NEWS. Most of our readers are familiar with the progress of the United5tates In dian training school near Salem. The blouse bill now before congress car ried provision for Jin increase in "the number of students to five bundred, to gether with items for the erection o( a brick industrial building and a gjm nasiunj of wood. ; j j ' Senator McBride has succeeded 1 ; in having adopted by the upper branch of the federal legislature an amend ment providing for the . erection ; and couipletion of a brick dormitory ' for the girls, at an expense of twenty thou sand dollars. t : This is gratifying as Well to the man agement of the institution, whidi is a progressive one, as it should be to the people of Oregon, and more Especially of Salem. This s grown to be the greatest of the Indian schools on this coast. It ha become .the fourth insti tution in point of both size and iinpor- tancc, in the Indian service. It is forg ing fast to the second place, if not the! 1 first; lAs is told by our Washington I .. r . (f,n,; ,,. from the first devoted bimseK to the gvrmg of character to tins scnooi ana to making it the equal of Carlisle in Pennsylvania. In this he has had the ... .. , ... .r. ... coraiai assistance! iiwongue Whea Senator AlcBnde s term began the school here had accommodations for three hundred students, and the ac- commodations were far - - - - r The erection of the girls dormitory asked for by the amendment above mentioned will round oui the series of improvements-, so that 'there will be splendid accommodations for j five hundred, which may be i crowded to six hundred or more. - , ' -! As we have often pointed out, there are economical reasons in favor" of I making this institution the leading one ;j in the service. The climatic and soil conditions favor this economical con sideration. The nearness to the reser vations is another point. Even now a thousand students could be secured from-the contributory territory, and the five hund-rcd Indian boys and girls wiw: arc uiiiig "uuucu OT account w the want of sufficient room and ade - quate facilities are erowine uo in sloth-" fulness. This is poor economy for the government. 11 wm pay to train and educate the: Indian youth. It may be a slow process, and the lull effect will - only be realized in some cases with the I coming generations. But we have the Indians with us. They are our wards. and both 'humanity and economy die tate the course that s being pursued ' . in regard to them. In the case of the Salem institution good progress is being made, and there ic 4rw ratcrn A 0 n 4 1 growth that bas been and is being made will be continued, as it should be. PAPER FLEETS, When the military machinery of the United Kingdom was suddenly put in motion, "it developed so many unsus pected flaws that the English critic's took! alarm.' Since this same machin ery; has been running and has proved so remarkably effective, we hear less of the unpreparedness of the army, but the critics have turned their scrutiny on the royal; navy and are asking whether it is as well prepared for war as it has been supposed to be. Most of them reach the conclusion that jt : not. A writer in a London weiekly, who seems to understand hi subject, 'makes the point that fifty-three j battleships and seventeen cruisers in- rinded in th rt,.rs r .1,- t-:. v. ulim., iu ciKui ot me latter are totally unfitted to go to ; sea, with the prospect of meetmsr a mdfrU Freriel. r R;an ,,;,r! w. , . . . "'i This statement is not so improbable of so extraordinary as it may at first ap- j pear. It is an excepted fact that war ships; become obsolete more quickly than j any other class of human inge nuity), for the object of each new in vention is to render useless that, which preceded it. rt have had considerable experience of this fact in our own navy, in which some improved types the turreted monitors for example have grown ob-' solete during the process of construc tion, j The active life of an up-to-daje battleship, as' pointed out by th writer in Black and White, is not more than fifteen or wenty years. By that time the construction of more efficient craft reduces it to a lower grade. It is therefore deceptive to include a bat tleship fifteen or twenty years old in rne class in which it ranked -when it was Iainchcd.; ( Some of the British battleships date back upwards 1 of thirty years anda number of them beyond twenty years, and some of the cruisers were launched forty years agoi Tire Spaniards gave the most con vincing demonstration of the difference between a1 paper navy and a navy on the sea.. !' . ., ; f , The New York Times will publish a daily edition- on the.' Paris Exposition grounds, that newspaper having se cured the exclusive privilege 'therefor. It will exhibit ja complete modern American newspaper office, with lino types and four-decker press of the Goss make. ' ! - Salem is to have two creameries. There is still room for more ior one large one owning; a small - boat to gather the milk from the Willamette river bottoms. V Pre nee intends lo invade the Nile valley wkh a railroad from Algiers across the Sahara desert. A govern ment commission is now inspecting the proposed route. The railroad . is claimed to be a mlilitary qecessity to join France's scatjte-cd dependencies in Northern Africa. . Indecision and 'dlay are the parents of failure. Canning. 1HI(0)(D3& -.'7iiaiitftiitfttiiiitaa...a. .............. ...... BETTER THAN EVER. Disciples of Cesare Lombroso have attempted snow mat mansmu is uc 1 gacnCid intellectual men in par- Hcular, have in the last century been hurried into decadence. Their theory '.that material progress is a baneful stimulant, and ? that the r conditions brought about by modern science and invemion are blighting -civilized society I at the top. William B. Thayer, in the current t-orum, irses the facts regard- . rirr r I ing rne aurauon oi me now ana in past ages- to demolish such conten tions. ' The greater length of human life in civilized countries distinguishes . the nineteenrh from all previous centuries of the Chrrstiai: era. The fact that th average fife of civilized man has in creased in the last 100 years from a little over thirty to nearly forty years is such a commonplace that it no long er attracts the attention that it deserves. Bui the impression js general that mod- era life lias been growing ever more de j.structive to the leaders of thought an and action, to those who work with their heads instead of with their hands. Against this false impression 'Mr. Thay er presents facts as to the long lives of eminent Drain workers, tie includes in his tables only those who passed all or most ot their lives m this century 1 young. At them the preachers of de- 1 generation have aimed their keenest criticism.!. et torty-six poets, includ p.froIL , AmeHcf and I t-ur ope. Jived an averaere of sixtv-stx years Thirty-nine eminent painters 1 sculptors! show the same average of 1 r. : m . I "J musicians ana -novelists 00 not show qu he so cood a record. Thirty of rne lormer averaged sixty-two vears. and twenty-six of the latter averaged sixty-three rears. However, fortv orner men 01 letters averaered sixtv .1 ... t. - eVen 5".rs- L,Khte" philosophers and economists averaged sixty-five years, Thirtv-nVhr hitnr!an vLr I classes with an averase of seventv-tbre 1 j yc?.rs. I t- SCienCC and invention undermine the strength of the race., then inventors and men of -science should show im paired vitality. But fifty-eight scien tists and inventors show an averasre of cvent)r-two years. Agitators of polit ical ana social reiorms ought, according to the defeneration theory, to be auirk- ly worn out by their work.- But fourteen of the most eminent agitators averaged r . 1 siA.iy-inij ytars, ami ine youngest ot these. Lassalle. was killed in a-dnl Twenty-two religious leaders, not in cluding routine ecclesiastics or that wonderful old man. Leo XIII., aver aged sixty-six years. Thirty-five wo men, distinguished in letters, charities. and public life, reached an average age of sixty-nine years. So much for men and women of thought, imazination. and emotion. Men of action, like military and naval commanders and statesmen forty eight of the former and 112 of the lat ter show an averaee age of seventy- j .T- 1 T one years, lintisn x remiers ami Amer ican presidents are undoubtedly the niost overworked of public men. Yet elcven Premiers in this century aver aged seventy-seven years, while thir sixtjnve years. Mxteen American presidents averaged only sixty-seven y?rs Dut two ' tne youngest, Lm- coV and Garfield, died violent deaths "ere are - 526 prominent men and women of the nineteenth centurv. he class to which- modern condition are assumed to be most destructive, who reached an average age of sixty-eight years, and eight months, or nearly ih'irty years above the averaere of the community. Sixty-five "of these lived to, be eighty or more. r . The fact , is that the degeneration theorists set up an abstraction called "The Normal Man." which no one ev er saw nor ever will see, by which to judge geniu. They hold up Carlyle's dyspepsia, Spencer's nervous collapses. Mrs. Browning's invalidism, and Keats' consumption as proofs of degeneration, 'iocansc their "normal man" has none of these. They confound disease with genius, and would lead" the public to suppose ithat Lincoln's , melancholia, Darwin's chronic nausea,"and Dewey's nicety in dress were the sources of their greatness. These, and all other great men. -were Rreat not because of disease but in spite of it. i The -social evils of today were all ancient when Pericles was born, flour ished when Caesar ruled Rome, when Borgia was Pope, and when Elizabeth was Queen. And in addition, there flourished religious intolerance, slavery, bloodthirsty -superstitions, judicial tor ture, human "sacrifices, neglect and abuse of children and other helpless members of the cbmmunity, universal cruelty to animals, and the open prac tice of vices of which the very name arc today unprintable. All these civili zation has uprooted or has driven into obscure corners. Therefore do we fee! happier, grow health icr. and live longer than in the flcgeirerate days gone by. Therefore is mankind better and stronger than ever before. Cliicago Inter Ocean. VISIT THE SICK. There is nothing that will strengthen the Order as much as fraternal visita tions. A brother confined to his home ami his room many days often is helped more by cheery visits from a member of his lodge than by the doc tor's medicines. Don't sit down- by him and whine, but with cheering con versation lead his mind for a time away from his troubles. It is not necessary to tell him that he looks badly, and that you sympathize with him in his affliction -his glass too truly tells him the first and your visits and friendly words show interest in- him. Don't whine to him about: -such rhings as may have 'gone amiss in the lodge, or over your home affairs, but tell him of the pleasant happenings, and show by your looks that all is well, and that Hie world is better and brighter, and grow ing that way every cycle of the sun. Let the magnetism of your soul create brightness and hope in- his. Remember SaEsapssiMlllfii America's Greatest Medicine IsS: MoBjg mm r-he jOld proverb that "as iron sharpeir cth 'iron, so doth the face of man his friend." If you do these things your visit will do cood. ami your hour oe well spent, but iff you j cant, remain away, and within the shades of your sitrroindings nurse the gloomy rumblsnes of unsatisfied selfishness. GoMen chains. ?:," x . "MARY; FIRE!" . : But for fhe loud shrieks oLa parrot the four-story brownstone dwelling house at 2.V16 Spruce street, the: home of Edwin H. Webb, cashier of the Con solidated National Bank, would have burned " down last night. The fire started shortly before 11 o'clock when Mr. a-nd 'Mrs. Webb were away at a enchre party. The servants were also out, and the big house was vacant save for fhe parrot in- a cage in the dining room on the first floor. A few minutes of it o clock Police man Ryan; of the Fifth- district, while patroling his beat, heard a cry from the house. r "Mary! Fire! Mary! Fire!" repeated over and over, again. H rang the bell, hut got no answer. Then he broke in the front door and discovered that the house was in flames. L'Flames -were bursting out from .the rear, room on the first floor.- Ryan immediately turned in an alarm, ran to the dining-room-, which- was filled with jmoke. and searched for the per son, as he thought, who had cried fire. He found the parrot, half overcome by smoke, in the dining room and car ried the ird to safety. Then the firemen arrived and the flames were put out. but not until the first floor was practically gutted- Mr. and Mrs. Webb returned home to find their first floor in ruins. They ex plained that thtir servant had taught the parrot to cry ""Mary, fire!" at the sight of flames. The loss is estimated at $.1,000. The Webb family last night visited friends on Pine" street until the repairs! could be made, Philadelphia Times. A DAILY HINT FOR THE TABLE 'Olive oil must alwars be kept tight ly corked and in a cool place. When serving from the bottle the mouth and ebrk should be wiped with a I clean, damp' cloth before each meal, io re move the dust which has collected. H served from a fancy table cruet the supply should be limited, as it is bet ter to frequently cleanse the cruet.' . Many persons prefer to dress their own salad, because they have prefer ences as to quantity in the ingredients Men and women both often pride them selves upon their skill in this matter, and it is better to ihumor them. 'If a hostess prefers to make her own 'dress big and it is better in the case of celery ana caboage saials ncreiis a good receipt: Thorougyly mix a! quar ter of a tcaspoonful of salt, one-eighth teaspoonful. of pepper, three table spoonfuls of oil and one . table's pooriful ot vinesrar. Ilus can- he placed ; in bottle and kept in the refrigerator until ready for use, bometimes a sprinkling of mustard or a few drops of oivo.i juice, or both, are considered an addi tion, and, it you choose, a liberal dash of paprika, which is a delicious spiced pepper that. resembles cayenne in cokr 1 1113 and celery salt ought to oe on every table they should be placed with the ordinary pepper and salt. ''There are some salads which seem to call for mayonnaise dressing, which can be easily made at home, if you have conveniences, or purchased in bottles of any size. It is made bv placing in the bowl one teaspoonful of dry mvs tard, fhe raw yolks of two eggs and half a teaspoonful of salt and a dah of cayenne. Add a cupful of oil by the teaspoonful. mixing thoroughly, and when the dressing becomes thick, alter nate oil and vinegar; two tablcspoonfuls ot, the tatter is all that should be al lowed. If a few tcaspoon-fuls of cream ire added the dressing will be smooth er. This can be placed in a wide mouthed jar. -ovcred with a double layer of paraftinc paper and tied se curely down, when it will keep for some tame. Deafness Cannot be Cared by local applications, m they cannot reach the diaeaaed portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, ana that ia by conntita tional remedies. Deafness is caused br an in flamed condition of the mucous lininjr of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube c-eU-inflamod foa haves rumbling sound or imperfect bear ntr. and when it ia entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken oat and this tube restored to its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; sine cases oat of ten are caused by catarrh, which ia nothing but an inflamed condition of the mncnul surfaces. We will giro One Hoodred Dollars for any ease of Deafness feansod by catarrh) that can not be cored by 11 au s uatarra Cnire. Bend lot circulars, free. : ? v XT Sold by Druciat, 75c. Hall's Family Pills arc the best. CGLOrN 'OYSTERS. .(Mr. F. Buckland staatcs. in a late number of Land and Water, that the green-bearded oysters which are found not tar trom ooutneno, Isssex, owe their green color not to any mineral pigment. This peculiar green is im parted to them by the spomles of the seaweed called crow silk, which grows abundantly in the Roach river. Dr. Lehebys anaylsis has pronounced this pigment to be purely vegetable, without the slightest trace of copper o other 'mineral. Mr. Buckland consid ers that this vegetable pigment imparts a peculiar taste and agreeable flavor to the meat of these plump little oysters. When the danger to California's world-famous great trees is over, it will have to be admitted that the active sentiment ol women's clubs is of prac tical value, ifter all. It would be a lasting disgrace to the state to see these forest monarch fall before the ax, but it is doubtful if any one except warm-hearted women. full of ' poetic feelmg. would ' have taken the trouble to make an organized protest. We mistake the gratuitous blessings of hca-en for the fruits of our own in dustry. L'Estrange. ; 3; 1": 3: I L. lletVUi V, I Z AN IMPORTANT OFFICE. Editor Statesman: While I do not think it advisable for republicans to let democrats seect their candidates for office, I do not deny that il is not only the part of wisdom, Tbut,' a duty tor uie repuai ican party to put such candidates m the held thai evera-lem ocrats cannot truthfully "say ought against their honesty or efficiency ' It is quite probable thati'M r. Hub bard posesses all the necessary qualifi cations for a model county judee.; but that is not saying he is-the only one of the republican candidates so Qualified. lhe othce is second in importance to tUc welfare of the county to none oth er, and should le administered by a man 01 gooo. judgment."?! more tnan or dinary business, capacity and who is conversant with business methods and who also is somewhat (earned in the law.- All cases in the matter of i es tate of deceased persons, v many of which, involve intricate legal problems pass under- his administration. It will readily- be understood then, how ncces sary it is that the county Judee should be learned in the law, if not a practic ing lawyer. Ine financial management and expenditures of the county being argely under, his control, it certainly would seem that a knowledge of busi ness methods and a goodly share of common sense are necessary qualifica tion for the office. eBut the last legis ature in a spirit of. reform (?) saw fit to hanc-icap the position by hxin&r such a meagre -salary" thereto as to make it no object for a really competent man to seek or accept the place. In all bus- mess corporations the men who j save supervision of their finances receive the most liberal salaries, but the Ofesron legislature, in its wisdom rather lack of it) saw fit to give to this ofhee the owest sa.arv. with but one excep tion, paid to any county ofncial.and none of them are overpaid. The writer of this is. not a candidate for office nor personally interested in any one who is. but believing that the servant is worthy of his hire, he thinks it to be the part of wisdm and true economy to oav ibcral salaries and then elect -men to the offices who are worth the price paid. .; j --. . With the exception of a knowledge of the law, the county commissioner should possess all the above qualifica tions, and "as there are, county build ings to keep, in repair and to build he should also possess some mechanical knowledge. Will the voters of the county of 'Marion think of these things when they cast their ballots for county officials at the approaching June elec tion, or will they neglect the matter now ana spena tne next two years cursing the stupidity of the officers of then our selection? The problem for the next county convention to solve 1 to devise a method of comidyine with the spirit of the law fixing salaries, by selecting a S1.500 roan for a $1,000 place and then; pay him $800 for performing the duties thereof. The author of that salary bill seemed to think that "any ola thing was mod enough for co.in ty judge and county treasurer, but the people whose business is entrusted to their care seem to, at least should, hold a different opinion. The republican convention should and undoubtedly will, select the best material ! available for candidates, re membering that no man has a specia or prior claim to any office only such as true merit and faithful and efficient service gives him. An untried man may nave claims upon the party out not to any ottice. With such men on the tick ctdemocrats, like (Mr. Kennedy, can vote for! them ' conscientiously, while unfit and unworthy candidates will lose many republican votes for the ticket. D. W. DUTY TO CHILDREN. Becoming' a parent docs not make a saint always-. There is much said and written on the subject of disobedience in children, and much to be said, but observation leads one to believe that rt is natural for the child to respect his parents, when he ceases to respect and obey there is too often a reason for it. . As years pass and he sees his ideal of father and mother shattered and faulty parents in its place, he gradualfy loses respect for them, and love is supplanted by mere pity. fc.vcry child has the right to be well born and should have an example in the home life that would elevate. . Tire true parent lives for the child. This does not meah that it is necessary to make a slave of one s sell. The mother is the first instructor a snouitt be able to give proper aid 1 mental and moral development, her first duty is to please her child by mak ing herself the equal of any mother in his opinion, if she fails comparisons are made, and unconsciously her power is lost. , Unless a mother feels that her creat est privilege is to improve and be an example in all rhings to her children she makes a mistake in taking upon i 1." . .-,.. ncrscu ine responsibility. The father should so live that his son may go out amontr men and' find his character a help instead of a reproach. If parents expect anything from their iiiuvm.il iityj siiuuiu wcgin wun tnem selves and try to overcome their weak ncss whatcvcr it may be. have a stand ard of principles and . maintain it, not so mcn j&y words as by deeds. vviich conversation is inauitrefi in the family; circle a little less criticism of one's neighbor, a little more e'ffort to find the good, and a little less en ergy shown in hunting down the bad would educate one's child to resnect the rights of other people, his loss of tun would not be so apt to take the form of tresspass and hoodlumism mat uccomes a nuisance and expense -. . 1 . . to nis . neighbor. I here are chi drcn running the streets of our city in the evenjng .who, after the hours, of 9 and 10, will throw stones at fhe windows or rush madly up and ring door bells and disturb the Deace of a generally. . Have these children narcnl. -if en where? If not the citv had letter look aiter tnera MOTHER. , THE GOSSIP. It is a deplorable fact tliat some mid dle and "bncertain" aged women, some times those m positions 01 trust. and wlicre only the best influences should be exerted, spend much of their leisure '-ime indulging a depraved taste for gosip often scandalous cossid low ering themselves in. the estimation f younger women of good breeding who might otherwise nave- respected them. When will these women who profess respectability, learn that purity of char- tcter and pure thoughts and speech are nseparable. and that while they sit tn udgment of some one else, a knot of their kind discussing in- detail their affairs and repeating with -embellish- men! the "they says" regarding them? - "We are to dignify to each other the daily needs and offices of man's" life and embellish it by courage, wisdom and cnity." i ,i - ' i . ; look up. : Salem, March. 19th. i L- . THE MAN WITH THE JAW. ': I : . . .. ;i- j; Bowed by the weight pf Theories; he . - j steps " ' j ;t Upon the stage, and glances at the - : :' 'crowd, ' j : , A smile of self-approval in his face. And bn his back the burden of Dcmoc 'racy. ' .:. .; Who ;made him dead to Argument and Sense? - A thing that Reasons not and never iLearns?. Persistent most . Wrong? when mostly in the Who i loosened and set free this Nim ble 'Jaw? '''- I-, :, gave perpetual motion to this Tongue? . ' i . r Who Whose hands set up the Wheels within ritis brain? Is this the man the Populists made and I cave ' i ' To be the (Rcfler over thisj fair land? 1 To sit in the White House and fight The festive heeler, when he fain would - I loot I: - The freasnry of our Uncle Sam?- is iirs me arcam ne arcamca. who ' won for us- ; ' I The priceless boon of National Liberty? Of all tire Quacks who advertise their. wares " ,"-- And litre the, simple rustic to invest, . Therje is no smoother character thii this. : 1 .What guKs between him and our Wash- i 'ington!! . i Slave of Populistic Follies, what to him Are Expanding commerce, the music bt the mill. r f The Iperplexities of railroads short o i- cars. . - ' '-' The jtradesman's happy laugh, as he deftly drops .. I, A handful of gold ir his ample jeans; The (farmer's smile of self-approval I At Iijis expanding Home Market? I Through thisad shape the Office seek ers look, - ; 1 And!dream of days to come, when the f poor voter, lurftbugged, betrayed and etcrna cone up, Shall open unto them the public nurse. 1 - - -! O Fusioiiists and Free Silver cranks I of every stripe: O Anarchy, and Altgcld. and Sixteen I (to One; O! Teller, Jones and Charley Towne, ? and all !- ' . The Maniac tribe, - who . preach un- ! sound finance, J , What excuses will you make unto this I man? -, ' . How answer his burning question in I that hour 1! Whfcn all the polls have closed and j nimble clerks ,i Hate counted up the ballots, and all : who run . - . f May read in letters large this fatal le- gend, : " Lincoln's orator boy has 'Got k in tlie. ! Neck!'J' ( . I sly. BJICYCLE STOLEN. The first bi cycle theft' of the, season was perpctra- ' tedfearly last evening. Harry Thackr-r, of VeFt Salem. -rode his wheel into the city;" and left the bicycle in a rack in froiit of Dr. S. C Stone's drug" store in l.tljc '.MuTphy building. I When- -liiq retiirned after a very few minutes ab sence he was surprised to find that he was' unable to .find the-slightest trace of 'it. 'He reported the theft to the police officers who will endeavor to re cover the wheel. The bicycle is a Rambler, of the 1000 model and is - No. ) . 1 s AN IMPORTANT Announcement. Wiggins ad., page 8. dw. . ! 1 : ". . ' " A woman is more influenced by what shldivines than by what she is told. ftinon de Lenclos. . - . ; . Joy never feasts so hiorh as when the fir$t course is misery. Suckling. I t Courtesy is the key that unlocks i the hearts of mankind. - 1 r 5a!s strencrthen. purify and ennoble oue lives. ; '! J LOCAL and I CUMATIC Kothin e bnt a local CATARRH remedy or chance of climate will cure j CATARRH j The specific is Ely's Cream Balm tt is quickly, ab- ab- sot bed. rives rel llel at oilce, open and cleanser the nasal parsaKet. COLD 'N HEAD iA.Uaya Inflamrpatlon. Heals and pro- tecta th Membrane. Ttestorea the Senrca of Taste and Smell No Mer cury. Io Injurious drug. Iteguiar Siae, M cent; Tamfly lx, $1.00 at Pruggiata or by mail. . ! r ; I ELY BROTHERS, U tfarran ltrei, New York. : ' " r ;;" NEW TO-DAY. LADI ES Learn to cut your I own dresses by the famous Stover Tailor System, for sale at iMrs. A; IL Far rafs - dressmaking parlors, j over Ctfoss's market wim. BIDS FOR WOOD WILL BE RE- ceived by the undersiKncd commitlee at the office of JI. A. Johnson, J; IV lor wood, as follows- to wit: Up ta noon, of April 9, 1900, a deposit of. 50c per cord for oak and 25c per cor for fir, will be required oi the sue cessful bidder as a guarantee 61 ful fillment of contract, which deposit must be made within. 5 days- of ac ceptance of bid. The wood to be de- -livered at the following named places: East school fir, 125 cords; Park school fir, 60 cords; North schcol Oak 10 cords, fir 60 cords; Lincoln school Oak; 5 cords; fir 60 cords; Central school Oak, 5 cords; fir 10 cords. The oak, to be of Rood split body, or grub wood. The fir. to be of what is know a.v large body j wood, not second growth. The right to re ject any or all bids is reserved. Wm.. M. Cherrington, 'H. A.- Johnson, H. C. Fletcher, Supply Committee, School Dist. No. 24, Marion county, , Oregon. drt-w jw.