u FROM rRIDZY'SPMLT, . t. -rrr i Atmni n A H A N VY M JLXa FETES KIRK kXKCUrOBS, 1 Creditor of the JEMte Ask to Be 5Amed idmUtotpator-f Would Hasten a Settlement. 1 J . Iboma. C3l3non. creditor ot w.. e.Ut. orFter K 3ece.rea. yf:;' ' Zr wiMituit Matilda M. Kirk and $1H.'-S. - r: a ri Cirt tcutort of th,Jr Th path frcm Turner to Meham. Sw ui ud K2uirTC thejdeceawi by wiy of SUyt.n. mh ha. rrmoved and -tfcal the iKriilkmer cora lete.l. it being mnch used by many S J0er euitSS W-STte ap- wheelmen. Urrf partle. from thl city lned to act a. adnun:.trator with pef: ovr tt, ou their way to the pomicM w . i..n..r.Umnip iAHi on the Sanliam. aside Sat h? hrUe rJ5it fi. et,, SJoitill2i- to? tearinc date of May .11,. JWS. payable lx; months after date, and beating; ir cenl In- ituriA rrt vr i-iM nuie ou JtW. 1. reasonably worth I1MM.J 2nd thaVtM orly mrroirtha claim W no beta pnM, Is beiause the eX'ctitr are entfg4 In "unncetnly disputes and bickerings and nart-ls between them- ' selves, and are unable to aa-rc . upon the conduct of and management of th estate" and are ncg-lecMng- th fr dutisa ln connection wtth It, alt he ugh abim Utht asset are or, hand to pay all ' clsjma The i-et:tionr aVr that a ci tation be fisued. requiring the two ex ecu tors to appe&r snd rhow caise. If any, why they should not be rdnove.1 and that some other person be appoint ed to administer the affairs of (fie es tate. Hf urges that a change is im mediately necessary Icr the prompt iettfc;mt-nt of the affa'rs cf the estate, and 'that. If he should bo compelih-d to 'sue the estate (fi the amount of his claim, long snd'ted'oue Utlsratlon Iwoutd result, exiwnslve to the estate, ojnd he ' asks for an order, for the appointment of an adrr lnistratcr,' and foi an Allow ance of his claim, and for a farther claim of $100 for attorney's feesJ - , ; Judge O. P. Terrell ordered the cl ' tatlon to Issue, naming August 2d, At ! ie a. m., as the ' time for hearing the petition. 'John A. Carson is attorney for the petitioner. ... i: FACULTY RE-EIECTED.--over nor T. ,T. Geer,; State Superlnteindent J. H. AcJcerman and Secretary of State V. I. Durbar returned yesterday from Corvalli where they attended the an nual meeting of the board of regents of the Oregon Agricultural College, lo cated In that city. The board elected Its officers as follows: President J. T. Apperson; secretary; J. D. Daly; treas urer, B. P. Irvine. No action was taken In the matter of the faculty. Which, In effect, means the re-eleotlon of Presi dent Catch and ths corps of Instructors, for in connection wlth;4he school there Is a rule that the members of the faculty hold their respective chairs un til notified of the election of ) a : suc cessor.' An elective course in assay Ihg was added to the ' curriculum, ', the course to be extended next year to metallurgy and other mining subjects. A sub-freshmen year was jordered est ablished for the benefit of country pu pils, students from towns jof a popula tion of 1500 or over and frm all accre dlted schools not being admlssable to the sub-freshman course., The purpoae of the change Is to strengthen the Eng tlsh course of the instltut on. An EXTKNSION.--Retdents of .Me hama and the surrounding' country have raised a subscription of $47, as a bonus for the extension of the f?alem-Stayton telephone line to that town. The line to Maytonr which was originally built by private parties is now the property of the Oregon Telegraph ; Telephone Co.. and It Is likely that the encourage ment offered by MehSma. will Induce the company to extend the line to that place. THE BICYCLE PATH THE WORK OS MOST 8KCTI05S IS NEARLY FINISHED. Cost of the Different Roads for Wheels Mot SnrTfjs May Be ifade Soon. Nearly a.l of the' blcyclef paths, to b constructed In Marion county dur ing this year, have been comp'.etcd so far as the work cart be done with the funds on hand, and a very good sys tern of roads for the wheelmen of Ma rlon county Is the result. The money in the fur.J hrs not been all expended. but the amount received from the tax cn bicycles wtli be about exhausted by the time the lsst of the work, now being done on the paths. Is pala for, Ihe principal one of these paths for the wheelmen Is the one running from this city tc " Aurora, vhre It crosses ovtr Into Clackamas county, connect ing with that county's system of piths This roadway ft Hows ths main county road leadlnir from tWs city to Aurora and lortland, and touches all of the ti-wns in Marion county, north cf thl Hy. and along the Southern Pacific railroad. It Is an excellent path, an J Is used constsBtly. a large amount of iravei over it having follow d it. structlon. The cost of the construe tlon fort this secUon of the i-atb, wa . The path ftorc this city to .S'lverbm , has also been s completed. . It runs thrv.ugh a cxwi.parattvely levitl country rasln;, through, one of, the richest f armlnj; sections of the TVUlametu ZT' ndwlaysibe a favorft. wttb wheelmen , who start, cut, for a few days' ride. , fcr ' the ressoo . tMt. after pasting through the rich region mentioned above. I hey rea-A the beau tiful scenery surrounding SJlvertcn. be . paid, sithovsh the exeejtora hd epende3 between Mayton iJwe? ih cll He further allea-l and Meham where tkt wo,. was that the estate, which was reported dlrecp of J. W. jlr- th. "xVcto; to te valued at ta. and tha other Sit was pall pot ' and many of UM going w Cmk untr 4 to wmo ?ps-. oa Iheir bicycle, will utU'se thli i pat. It was constructs at a ccst of 3t'3-3Z- vigor, and rood rysirm ct path has been, -provided" The section from Jefferson, to Marlon ba been co pleted under I the supervision cd SH. RuseIl,of Jefferson. td a food road way for wheelmen las taken the p'ac of the rough country road heretofore the rienendance cf bi-yc-;e iters. TMi oath will later be extended to Turner. . y4ys. tint 1 nJbvV oui in. ny " " " .7" fTom the regular travel by Vne,L which to not InconldaMe. ThJ. .e-. tion will be u?3 a nnt deal, and Win on repay lta 4 cal by'lte utility. ' It waa constructed at a total cost of $Mi, gr .t? . btayton P4 '!S5!irorf J3' f"? The sectionf ttween Saim and Tur- ner has been sun eyed and the wjerk of ' 'construction "Is " now ' Under way. When ft la f3nip1ef,ilt lrtlt conrict the fystem of-paths north end east of This city with the Turner-Mehama"tnth and later XI tn the Jefferscn section; The cost of this has not been ascer tatned'aa yet.':" ""' : " "." " -The cost it each of therectlons of the bicycle 'path ' mention dabove, : Is for the construction work aloninut including the work of survey. Mori paths 'than those laid out now, will not be built IM yar, but members f the county court have expressed thm sehres In favbr of surveying new routes where the residents w!ll file for paths, ro as to be reaJy for the construction work In the 'spring,' when more money wd: De ava'iabie for the work. - r i ' I "to the A petuion' wfU be presented to Ithe county court, at Us meeting ' rtn Sep tember 7ith, foi the construction . of a 'hew 'countyi road cn the Willamette fiver near HaA'n Ferry. The pftltion. which is now issU d on bill boards, Is signed by R, H. Bone and twenty-two householders residing within two miles of the proposed new road and the de scription of the b'fchway Is glreni as follows: Begicning at a point In tlt center of the county road leading from Salem to! - Hall's r Perry, where; (the boundary line between - the donatl n land claims of T, Towns nd and j H. Croisan inteisects said county ' road; running thence north along the south bank of the old bed of the Willamette river, said boundary line being the east -line of F. Levy's land and the west line of V.. Crolson's land; running thence west a?ong the south bank of the old t lough as nearly as can! be dt ne, to the ncith end cf a private road, on the land now owned by F, Levy, and which road was foimerly totitht end oned by Paul Rcnco, Aleo a branch off of this proiosed road sa a pofnt cppotlto the bridre now used by the residents of Bicwc's Isl and, to get onto the inland, said point being 34 rods west of the aforemen tioned boundary line of Levy and Cro isan; running tierce noittcrly across the old bed of th river foily.liht tvxls to an ash stake about six inches in diameter, driven flim'y in the ground on the north bank of ld old river bed. Paid proposed road Doing ! in road dlntrlct No. 2. of Mat ion c ounty. A SICK VOLUNTEER - . - - - , i BERT LOW'S C0XDITI05 IS MUCH IMPROVED. T General Sntnmers'Report to Governor Geer-Petition for Clemeney J for Frank Girard. ,; .- , Oov. T. T. Geer yesterday received a telegram from Gen. O. Summers, commanding ihe Second Oregon vol i nteers, now at the Presidio, San Fran cisco, awaiting the time when they will be mustered out of the service. The text of the telegram Is as follows: "Bert Low Is convalescing; improv ing nicely. "Thanks . for you' ststemeat In . the Interest of our regiment. . The boys sr predate it. All are well and getting along nicely. i The news of Mr. Low's Improved con dition Was at once communicated to aw urocner, alter luOw, wno was much gratified at the welcome news. as were tne many friends of the sick soldier. .Governor Geer, upon his return home rrom orvams yesterday, found await ing him, a petition from the friends of rranx wrard. a member of company L of the Second Oregon volunteers, who, without securing a furlough left his company and hastened home to the bed side of his mother who was reported to be seriously til, ? The petition is numerously signed by friends ef the young man, and urges the governor to intercede for the soldier with the regi mental commander and tha war de partment. - , , Governor Geer, In speaking of the case, said that be would write to Gen eral Summers and to the war depart ment, urging clemency, in view of the fact that no serious harm resulted, as the regiment Was not swine-,. into an active i campaign, but, was returning for the purpose of being mustered out. t ne young man. , who cams home in response to v telegram from his moth- era Physician urging his attendance at "er oeosioa, acknowledges baring .-violated tba military- rnia bnt bU excuse the anxlty he: felt for his mother. His petition is k- Dr. W. H. Parrish. the nhYniot.n -t,. tog the sick mother of the soldler.who la anxious that j-oung Glrard abould not suffer far hia acL The soldier Is : the son of the owner, of the Lucltlamute Courlng mills neat; Monmouth, and be longs to a highly respected family. The petition to the governor reads as follows: -. - ' j '; - . m m "In behalf of the whole people of one Mttntr we be that you will use your utmost Influence in behalf - of J Frank M. uirara, a private ei-wur pany I. Second Oregon volunteers, -In securing not only nis exoneration from military discipline or punishment, but bis 'honorable discbarge from the ser vice at the earliest date possible. Being: acquainted with the circumstances of his leaving- the service at San Fran eiseo, on bis - return from the Philip pine Islands, without permission, we are pleased to state that they reflect honor upon him, and show him to be a brave and-worthy young man, rather than discredit We are further pleased to state that his treatment by the officer of the regiment was kindly and con siderate, that his failure to await their action on his 1 application for a fur lough was because of his great and irresistable desire to see his dying mother. We earnestly request that the young soldier may 'receive your very beat efforts In his behalf, and that you may-use all the means in your power to his benefit- i- ; !'. ' -! ' " : ' -This Is the common sentiment of our people. If you desire in any form an expression of the people, we wui ne pleased to furnish It. Our people can not patiently permit the young soldier to In any wise i suffer from his techni cally wrong- act. If In our power to prevent.' - - M . ' : " ' ' Iast night .ne govetnar sent a lettrt to Brtgadler-Oeneral Summers, " ac companied by ! the 1 petition for clem ency, sigred by i theM friends-of the young' soldier, and the affidavit of Dr. W. H. Parrish. whose telegram called the young mac home. The affidavit rets forth the d angerous condition of the soldier's mother, end the reason for the telegtam urging the soldier to hasten' home. rhe young soldier will ot ret.trr to Calif crnla until he heirs there and it is likely that ar- rangmcnts will De peireciea oy wni n he wiil receive un honort-ble discharge without telngcompelled to go; back to the PrfctidioOPollowintf is the gov emcrs ..letter; ; , . , - "My 4 Dear " General. Enclosed you win -find a Statement of circumstances under which' Frank Girard techidca41jr dferted from hi company, last 'Tk. It re ems the furlough for which he) plied was pTomirec.'hlm,: but .not. in time for him to be sure of seeing his dying ' mother, and while Ms ictlon Was in violation of strict military; dis cipline, he: was cc mlng from the war Instead of going, to It, had lecformeJ evoty duty required of im, and reatly did enly what you or X would be .very much tempted to do under similar cir cumstances. I X. would be very much pleased If you can see your way clear toward assisting In securing his honor able discharge without requrlng his return to 84n Franc b-co. To be able to admlrster to the v. arts of on-j's dying mother Is of far more : conse quence than the mere formality cf be ing mustered out of service after ev er I required! duty has been fully per- formd." ' IN THE FUTURE. Father of the Girl. My dear young njtn. I have called to ask if yuu will accept the hand of ray daughter. I ' Young Man. Indeed? . Oirl's Father .Yes. sir. I have reas on to believe she care for you, and I know you can make her happy. young Man.- what sre your pros pects?! ' " - - " ' ;- ! ' M Girl's FatherI am 65 years oMi and have th gout, which, may take nie off nt any tW-e. I own 300 shares of the Sure Th.ng copper . mine and an equal number in the Eurtxille Hallway. -I ajn worth $250,000. 1H you have! con fidence in me. Young Man Well, this Is sudden. but I will think It over. 'ome u round Tuesday, some time b tween 10. and 10.30, and I will give yov my antwer. Girl's Father. Very well, sir. Good tiiorning. , ,: Young Man. Good Morning. . .. "LEND ME YOUR ANTS. ( ; : ' , ' f A plague of small ants Is worrying tbi Kood hosekeeners in the lower part of town. The little pests get in the sugar bowls, play havoc with cakes and pies and drown themselves In lh Jelly and fruit preserves It Is well known that the large blaek ants de vour the little red ones, and one blight lady introduced several cf the big black ants lnt hei home In order that they might eat ihe little ones up. Tha black ants did their work notty, and nrw the house ia fiee of the small pests. Hnee the bright woman made her succ--erul c-xperlment her .neigh bors frequently run over and ask. -Mrs. , will ycu pirate lend ni your big black ants for a day or so? I want to borrow them to eat my little ones. Breckinridge News. TUBERCUI OfsiS AND PI-rTCLINO My attention has lately been called to cyclists, particularly those who sprint, riding rspic'ly, especially on an upgrade or on a road that Is s.-n-Jy Ttey almost all cf them open their mouths.' not bee use hley have nasal obstructions, but becaust the nasal passages themselves are not sufficient ly, roomy to admit of a sufficient sup ply of air for the work they are doin?. I have seeh a number of eases of pul monary tuberculosis which have oc curred in what ere called "sprinters, in very iowerful young men, . which without the slightest doubt have been the result of mouth breathing occa sioned by rapid riding through dusty roads and highways as I have de- ecnoeu. si ed leal Record NOT EXACTLY tlOOI. ENGLISH, A trespass notice, posted e.n oremta' es somewhere near town, would hard ry sump the Uw from a strict adher ence t- good EnslSsh. Hhm f ective, however,' is evidence " that thi ,-nw ji uM Taim evidence, is the ieI rthingf to conrider. It reads fJune the 1S9. Treaspfcs nolles I ior dm ah poeraen not to S-A and my pre am me whit out mr con-" sent or I win preattsaue them b i -. - w- a yvVV"srsrsrTs4rw I jvx II0I7 DH7EY COHES SIIIIG 1I0UL Daily Life of the Admiral on. Board the Olympu How His Quar ters Are Arranged - Washington, D. July IS. To the average man it would seem lather odd to have two 5-inch bret-ch-toading rifles In his bedroom and sltUct, room, but Admiral Dewey doesn't rfnd it a bit, having got used to those two article of furniture in his cabin on board the Olympia, - While on his way home from Uie other side cf the globe be had the came quarters that be occulI-hI when Ihe w nt to attack Manila and in which he has lived evei ' nee two big rooms aft, on the port ride of the sh1 p. One of these,' which he uses as a din ing room and living room, is irregular In shape and 2S feet in length; the oth er, 20 feet long, is hi bedroom, and, in addition to a very tcmfoi table berth-fashioned ccuch, contains in the way of fixtures, a bureau and a lock -sr.- ' ' (':-'r'Kl- The Admiral having done all that his country demands af him, may taka things henceforth as easy as he like. On the Olympia. during her buiieward trip, he Is practically a passenger, traveling in semi-royal state. While every thing on board is at his com mand, he issue s - no-orders, except to his own tsonal 'attendants, he hi no duties at all to perform n -t e en the - signlrig of (fficial mall and he makes no reiorte. No longer, as when the other ships were by, is tne )lyin- pla's deck his battle platform, from ' whb'h to direct his floe t. Capt. Lam berton is in ommand for the voyage, and Dewey would never think of . in terposing authority, except to arrange the Itinerary. ' , The AdW.r.nl Is not obll:ed to get up at any particular lime m the moi nicg: ho might lit- abed all dy If he cho ax. As a matter of fact he rise about 8 be-ile 8 a. rr.. and tak.es his tub. which is quite conveniently nesr at hani. In asmuch as a bath room i attached to his cuhln. If be s unls any assistance, a steward, who Is his own body ser vsnt and factotum. Is at hand to fur nifh it. This servItot.wUl ehave him, if he , so dce.res; but, as a rule, the hero of. Manila prefers to yield his own razor. : ' His '. toilet is ," a cry carefully made., as a mallei , of courtei. for It is not without cause that .Dewey has been called the dandy or, the navy, and he has often been, beard to express ' the opinion that a gentleman's ditss should be the outward and visible sign of the Inward and spiritual grace. , While he da engaged in dreeing,., tb steward lays the cloth and sets . the table for bis breakfast, which when it is served, he eats In solitary state. No one messes with the Admiral,. un less, specially, invited. If be chooses to take his meals st lrrc gular hours, no body is. Inconvenienced, for a separate range is provided for bJs exclusive ben efit, and he has his own corn. The latter, in' culinary matters, is under the direction of . the chief cook of the' vet-sol; '.who is a sort of ehef, but, he pre pares meals only fcr the Admiral. All of the letter's food Is purchased by the steward, who acts as butler. ,, Whn th ship hai pers to be in a port he gons ashcre and buys In the market whatever is desirable In the way of frtih rro Islor-s. Mher things, such as sugar, rice, beans, pork, cooking butter and canned meats, he purchas es from the paymaster on board, pay ing for them in c;ish. Such articles he gets attest T-rlee. : After breakfast the. Admiral devotes two. or three, hours to answering let tors. TP I In iteo'f is no snotll task, and it occupies a good dc-:l of his time during his busiest dt-ys In Manila Bay, He has begged people not to write to htm, but tbey peitist Ir doing so, and. ever sine? the famous f slit off Cavite was fought and won, he has been .re ceiving immense numbers of commu nications from all' parts cf the t'nlted States and even from other parts of the world..' Many of them, of .course, are "from "'cranks': but Dewey Is , au extremely punct.'l'cus mm. In such matteis, and he makes it e tule ti re ply to every letter, dictating what h has to say to his o.'fice cl-rk, wh, takes the answers down In shorthand and trftns.r'.tMS tbtm en a typewriter for his signature At every pert reached ty the Olym pia cn her voyage hon eward several great bags of mail addressed to ths Admiral persr.nslly are delivered aboard, and pretty hard work Is re quired to get rid of one batch bef ira the eiext ' stcppitiK place 1 reached. The time will doubtless arrive, after, he has been for a virile in tbta countty. when people viJU stop writing to him on frivolous pretexts, but meanwh'ljf this is sure to be a source ef mu h ! trouble to him. There are 'eceasions. j ua. but merely that the ranking oTJcer doubtless.' when It .occurs to him 'that pin port, whatever his nationality, Kw the condition of being a hero has Its! err a flag at st nret, end all the other drawbacks. Fortunately, nowadays! ships present follow. , he Is not required to transact any of1,- J clal bualness and so he manages to t through with the toll of tlv day by the time that lunch is ready to be served. The letter wilting Is done In the Ad miral's private effice. ' J f This office Is cne of three little rcons Just outside of .his cabin, the other two are the bathroom tnd the intry. Nat urally, the pantry is the hcednuartera of the steward; It is mnch like any othr pantry, wich loeker.s a china closet and an Ice chest. In which a fewi acuon tne AarriraJ s quarters are bottles ct wine are kept customarily. ! r.tttntmtfA into gunrooms, every Two "cabin beys." who are enUsted f moveb'e tMn lnt cut of thf wjt. men over 21 yesrs of age, assist Ah' RTtm miners tako their places In reid steward, a part of thIr duty being ro ,n for business, and ammunition Is keep the, Admiral rooms : In order bro,,6ht up f.y the hoIsU for use. It The Admiral iys for all provisions i ' the ,3m Wfcy ,n the Capt ata's cabin consumed by his eteward, cook and on lh trl-ard tide, where llkewl-e ooys, on me same trininl that which, governs In a gentleman's househcld oa land, h'q doinr he is at lib erty to draw in money for their mtions amounOnr.to JOc , a day.for each of thern;.,buC as a. muter cf fa t n, a present of this as an addition to the. wage welch ths gov-1 ernment . pays them., Dewey, himself, f ? way, like every officer and man ' i me navy, nas a daily allowance of 3nc for grnW tut this It is now ro-l mJ a . s.. I i " ,r.m '"'.?m:"' ,n nm,l" . JM,,U nrrpy wv uui sKe a, 1L. His Enormous Mail. After luncheon the Adrrfral has his time pretty much to hiraelf, nhd is at liberty to disposo of it tun ht- p!eases. If the Olympia barrens to be In a port, however, he ir mere than Lkely to re ceivo a uumt-ir of visits, some of hich aie oHiclal and hav to bo :eturnd. Thcee are often a bore, but Dewey Is the rink of courtesy, and them Is al ways champagne In the Ice t host i-eady for such occasions. . It is rather cus tonaiy to effer champagne, but not absolutely "rcWsite: a glats of red win, or even beer will serve. bvwer himself though no teetotaler, is ex ceedingly moderate tr. hs potalns. As a matter of course, he always has a box of good c!i&rs at hand, j Ht cculd r.it offer a guei whlfKy, otj any othr spirits, even Jf it were si-ked for. inasmucn as t r.e regulations ao I not pcnnlt such strcng waters t t-e kept on board ship by anybody tut the medi cal fflcer. , , . ; ; , 5 lTnder ordinary " circumstances the honu ward , voyage of the Admiral would, be; punctuated . by a ser.-es of handsome dinners given In, his' cabin in return, for sli.Mar courtesies offered to him by dlgnit tries and persona of prominence .arbor...,'. Unhappily, how ever, he is not In good health, and ou that account ho Is refiisiug all Invlta- t itTiH. " T.'blle ' lcfi t.Ti'rnr htmulf . fM.t the fcfvlrg of eiitit:.lnm-nts. . Occa- sionally he Invites Capt. Lambcrton or ens or, two of. the ward-iom officers to Jake lunch ,or U dine wltJ. him. ! If he did give & dirner patty of. any z the partition , hicb cepaiates his own cabin from, the Captain s quartors would be removed temporarily a r.d the Captnins dining table voukl hr. joinsl to his own, provision teiug maJ4 for such an arrangement. The Clympia ' built original, y to seive as a flag ship, and its-cabins are veiy c-omniv- uious. . . j , The Captain's quarters are exactly similar to those of the Admiral, the two cabins being a-pars ted moiety by a partition easily lemoved. As tegu A ... j3iioia iciuire, tne Aomfrara rooms arc on the port side of the ship, while the Captain's are on .the starboard side. .. AUbugb eoonomy Juts .nothing to do with Dewey's self denial in the matter of entertaining, it saves bira a gcod deal of money or. his voyage, in asmuch as his bill for wines, cigars and extra provisions would mount up i several thousand. dollars before he ; -ot home if he were extending the cue- tomary hospitalities .This, indeed. Is always a source of great expense t commanders .of j United SUtes vessels In foreign waters. Uncle Sam ec pects them to do, a lot of entertaining. with a v.ew to promoting the entente cordlale, but refuses to pay a ' cent toward It, A British adinlial, on the other hand, gets a special allowance of 000 a yeur for "table mcney, as It is called. Dewey has ken a poor man all his life hitherto, and he niuet derive no little eomfoit from the gte&t Increase of income which has ccme to him with his pre motion. He now draws from be ire.-imyy, as pay. 13..fie0 i which is Equivalent to $ir-S a year. month, ..' One or tr.W a day. or ?1 4S an hour .may support the dignity oi la full- uior.n Aamimii . very conirortably on that amount of money. " iVople, by thj way. frequently write to the newspa pers to ask If the luiro f Manila, is obbged to obey the piesident of thi secretary of ihe navy. A m-.re ab surd question It would hardly be pos sible to imagine. Inasmuch as Dewey is as subject tc disclpl'ne as any mid slupnian in the service. 1 If Secretary Lcng aesigned bim to a disagreeable duty, and. he refused tc , do It, lie oiil.l lie coutt-u.artialed, iin-l th nnd ins of the court would have to te n sentence of dJwi'rfaI from th navy, Vi hlh only the pres'd nt cc-uld com mui4. . .. , ' The nly sunerivr whom Dewey can meet afloat is AOmlKl fir John O. Hcpklns, K..C B, cnmmar.d-r-in-ch!ef of the British fleet in th- MedUerrau an. The British ravy 4s ' tn-i only one, except our own. thtt has a full Adtiira now at seot the traJe ptaoll rittly drx M not exist In eny .tther. Eur oifn service. Emperor William, cf Germany, is a full Adnditil, ditt-t th-f Prince of Wales; snd so likewise nre a couple of F.iissinn rrinces, but they do not appear In ihe naval rei;lstrs Hopkins however had hli, Admiral'M c&mmlpsie.n llrst. and k- rttr.ks Dewey. In ar.y pert her rewey happens to lv. unlesr. Hopkins Is present, he makes the sun tet at the tune he chooses This does not mean that he craulates Josh. f course, Dewey, is flag officer, hts his own military band on the Olympin, wbkh t plays for him -whenever he chooses. , He has elso a, boat snd Its ciew of oarsmen for bis own exclusive uk9. In regard tc the 5-inrh breech -loading rffles ir, hit bed room snJ sit ting room. It should be exrla'ned tht they sre by no means mere articles of furniture; on the contrpry, they wer-i need with much effect at the baife of (Mn,,a Iiny When the ehlp Is elearel c r -ncn nnri. wnen not In uw.the gun are trained oft, so as to be out of the wsy. CHRISTS DIVINITT. Faith In Christ's divinity may be difficult, but less difficult than the ac- ceptance of any other possible expla nation of his person, Dr. G. H. Combs Kansas City. Mo. . 1 About 600 persona montH are re quired for Jury duty in the New York courts. Wawvill When Perfessor Abdul Hmi trJ -w i - J IMn -VTTTS a . . w pyranuas an" sphynr ht .i , 1 uci aruiuQur stand. Came a eaflln' mto Squaw wile in Oriental robe. f a We applied to him instanter the') ' quisltorlous prober ' i Fur we knowed the d timed dtt. hit all manner 0 duigulse I In their questionable caiiin- w... . ...... 7 . T Wao most happily supyUnted b look of holy calm ! When he proved to be an expert lnterpretln the palm. He explained in slick palaver that t creases In the hand j Told an interest in' story only f could understand; That the doln's of a lifetime from t, cradle to the grave 1 Was recorded in the grippers oft' nabob an the slave. Jet to -Drove hLa mvitli nnwpa k. .f I nounced a free-fur all. An Invited us to meet him that i evenln' In the hall. ( An' r swear we never witnessed sks' jam o curious him with their lingerie an' limbs! The Perfessor said he cottoned to i fact that In the West There was now an then a man wfa A .,-antycedents wa'n't the best. An be hoped there'd be no chawli rlii !. the fabric if, forsooth. In his readin' j he should chop us , the.gleamln' axe o' truth He would prostitute his callln an1 suit his talent if He should paint a man a angel v he was a wicked stiff, An' in au nis scruuniztn or the h lines! he would stick To the facts with the persistence o Rocky Mountain tick. When he made a call for subjects was met with frozen stares, i His solicitation fall In' to unglue j from our hairs. Fur we had an intuition the import greaser might Resurrect some painful ' features 4 sight. I V in a on. had rather hide from Every feller in the eetln', instinctive way, - ( Shoved his feelers In his pockets, ii he shoved 'em there to stay. An the entertainment seemed to be . nxsling out until . Twaa suggested that the parson t j the paw revealer's skilL The suggestion was the signal t uproarious applause An' universal howlln' for the m!t ter, because .... We regarded him as beln' Jest as f a saint as it Was expected that, a critter in mortal flesh could git. 1 But the parson made a rather hi ; v exit through the door. With a blush upon his afeutres leak: out from every pore. An was follered by a "bong-mo' t ' frcf of Arlxony Red "There ain't none of us infallible,' hoary sinner said! ' l Denver Poi 1 BOSTO N'S TREES; Boston has a cltv forester and V. 000 street trees! -are under his cat There Is a law In the streets and pari snd even the orester is not allowed trim or remove! them without a peril from the board of aldermen. He ports that the two great - sources destruction of! city trees are elect! wires ana illuminating gas. lows are killed: by gas and many bay ed to death bV exoosed electric wlrf m mam . Sl'ft, S Two thousand young trees are pUnii In Boston annually,, and the ' depal ment gives trees to citizens who properly plant, and protect them. SIBERIAN RAILWAY Siberia Is ahead of this country seme things, according to John 40 Be ok waller, who eays: "At every i tion on the railway there Is pl-veel front of the station, at 'a iolnt m nlent of access-by the paseni?er, large cask of cool water that has be boiled, and It is th duty of the tlon master to see that the supply kept up. " This Is free to ail pa.i gers, even to the poorest emigrsit whose comfort ahd welfare are pr vlded for In many ways with though ful care." i i n BY LIGHTNING. . Lightning caured the death of I persons in tfce Unlte-l States last and . a less in property of 11,441,1, Few of the deaths cccutred In eiii-f The annual number of thun-ler terr In this country Is from lhlity-flve r forty-five. The traxlmum is in 13 Southeastern elates." THE MYSTERIES. ixnere are those who violently of pose the mysteries which have' grow; up with religion. They are unwllllr' to await the process of evolution gradually cast it off. , In their h they would destroy religion Itself. ot cast It off with the mynerles. Rv. O.l W. Stone, Unitarian, Kansas Clty.'M. - . V CAUSE OF THE BLINDNESS. Ethel (on rear. 'teat of tandem). We're scorching. Aren't you aft all that policeman will see ust i George ton front seat). l?e?. No. Hi never sees me. He's been cwlng n7! $5 f-r ore than a year. Chicago TrI- bune. - ENGLISH WEDDING CAKES. 'The cake at English weddings is sl ways a star feature. Usoully at a fashionable affair It is fvlly six feet high, and Is a marvelous, architectural structure of Icing adorned with IViwtaV and figures. 1 FEMALE THIEVES IN PARIS. Aooordlng to the Paris police,, there has, been a marked. Increase of late In tli 11 Try Kp Af wtmjMi IKIaira. In T a f city. . It seems they cannot resist the f temptations offered by the displays in . the large shops, '-0