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A KOREAN College archeo
logical
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excavated
a
housing site believed to be about
20.000 years old near Kongjc
70 miles south of Seoul, accord
ing to the newspaper. 'Sinmun.
(That’s the easy part--now, to
see if «e can get the landlord
to paint )
MUGGING NEWS from all
over »ajir, Kenya A govern
ment official in this and dis
trict where lions have devoured
at least 30 persons this year
say the best way to avoid such
a fate is to quit wandering
around outside at night.
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Thursday, September 21, 1972
Th* Nyssa Gat« City Journal, Nyssa, Oregon
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IN ST. IVES. England, argu
ment continues as to whether
the town ought to change th»
name of that historic street.
Pig Lane, now that a policr
station has been opened on it.
No decision yet. (L.M. Bovd.
Sacramento Bee)
IN CHILE,
they compare
President Salvador .Allende to
a brassiere. He depresses the
opulent, uplifts the fallen and
deceives the unwary.
Harold’s
Chevron
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PE*TKIPE* THAT ABE MELFhUu
TO RMWKT MAHKlMr M * NOT-.
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T »AS MARRIED twice."
explained the man to a new-
found
companion.
And I’ll
never marry again. Mi first
w ife died after eating poisoned
mushrooms and my second died
of a fractured skull.’" 'That’s
a shame.” offered the fneod.
"How did that happen” “She
wouldn’t Mt her mushrooms
(Focus, »aimate. New Zealand)
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From Funny Funny World
CANBERRA
Mr. and Mrs.
E.R. »iliums haven’t spoken
to each other for 37 years--
though they still live together.
They communicate by chalking
messages on a slate. (And they
say marriage can’t work')
I'm not one of the Smith Bro*.
But when your car has a cough
C47 CAM CAUY
Pigs are more intelligent than
rows sheep horses and some
dugs
The water we add to our gas .
is pure carbonated and will
not rust in your tank!
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INVITE US TO YOUR
NEXT BLOW OUT
Wo have
given many a flat tire the airl
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OREGON
Nyssa Gate City Journal
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THE
REASON EVE could
tempt Adam with an apple was
that there weren’t any peaches
around.
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A C ALIFORNLA divorce court
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her f-e*-dom after bearing that
her husband forced her to cut
cards to decide whether she
slept with him or on the couch
while be tucked up between the
sheets with their 20-year-old
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