KRAZY DAYS SECTION
ECAP IV
Jest Jokes
with tightly compresses 'ips
proceeded to shake his head
from side to side.
What’s the matter?* inquired
the barber.
‘Have a tooth-
ache”
'Toothache? No!’ muttered
the poor man. ‘I’m just try-
ing to see if my face will hold
water without leaking.’
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XXI SEPTEMBER, Mt M( XVII
JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY)
Billy, and Harry, and Martha,
and--’
‘Never mind the names,' he
interrupted, impatiently, ‘just
give me the number.'
The mother became indig-
nant. ‘They haven’t got num-
bers; they’ve all got names.’
The new student at the bar
ber college was having a bad
day, and his hands grew more
unsteady by the hour. The cli
max came when he had the mis
fortune to cut the customer’s
cheek in several places as he
shaved him.
The patient man took ail these
gashes in stoical silence, but
when the shave was over he
A census taker asked a wo*
gravely whent to the drinking man how many childern she had.
fountain, took a mouthful, and
‘Well,’ she began, ‘there’s
Historians tell us that women
used cosmetics in the Middle
Ages. Eor that matter, women
in the middle ages still use
them.
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