XXI SEPTEMBER, Mt MCXV11
KRAZY DAYS SECTION-JOURNAL (THE GATE CITY)
EGAP TOO
Jest Jokes
It was the occasion of a testi
monial dinner for the town’s
leading citizen. 'Friends and
neighbors,* he said, 'when I
first came here forty-seven
years ago, I came in no lim
ousine. I walked into your town
down a muddy dirt road. I had
only one suit on my back, one
pair of shoes on my feet, and
all my earthly posessions wrap
ped in red handkerchief over my
shoulder.
Now, forty-seven
years later, I am on the board
of directors of your leading
bank. 1 own apartment build
ings and office buildings, 1 am on
the board of your leading clubs;
1 own three concerns with
branches in thirty-nine cities.
Yes, friends, your town has been
good to me, and I have walkeda
long way since I first walked
down your muddy dirt road.*
After the banquet, an awed
youngster approached the great
man and asked timidly; 'Tell
me, sir, what did you have in the
red handkerchief over your
shoulder when you walked into
our town forty-seven years
ago?
'Let me think, son. If I re
call rightly, it was about $300,
000 in cash and $750000 in neg
otiable securities.’
The minister called on one
of his members, an elderly wo
man who was quite deaf. When
she expresses regret that she
could not hear his sermons, he
modestly and sympathetically
said, ‘Oh, you don’t miss much.*
She surprised him by re
plying, 'So they all tell me.*
One of the super-superior
seniors entered the professor’s
office one morning and re*
marked, 'Last night,professor,
your daughter accepted my pro
posal of marriage. Fully real
ising the importance of this
step, and the many factors in
volved, I called to see you to
inquire if there is any insanity
in your family?*
The old professor surveyed
‘How many fish have you
the young man in silence, then
caught? asked someone, see
sadly nodded his head in reply.
ing an old villager fishing on
'Yes, yes--there must bel*
the banks of a stream.
'Well, sir,’ replied the old
fisherman thoughtfully.
‘If I
catch this one I'm after and
two more, I’ll have three.’
WANTED
Eastern visitor in a west
ern village:
'What a beaut
iful sunset!*
Native:
’Yeah, not bad at
all for a little place like this.*
The psychiatrist was testing
the mentality of his patient. 'Do
you ever hear voices without
being able to tell who is speak
ing or where the voices comi1
from?’ he asked.
'Yes, sir,’ the patient replied.
'.Mid when does this occur?
questioned the doctor.
•When 1 answer the telephone.’
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HOME - GROWED
jap peppurs
Little Johnny was in one of
his very bad and disobedient
moods. In answer to his mot
her’s remonstrations that he
behave himself, he said: 'Give
me a nickel, and I’ll be good.’
•Give you a nickel I* she scold
ed. ‘Why, Johnny, you shouldn’t
be gixx! for a nickel, you should
be good for nothing--Iike your
father.’
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RULES
J1. Journal Prizes Limited to Kids Under 7th Grade in School.
■ 2. Be on School Grounds at West End of Main Street at 1:30 p.m
■ Saturday, Sept. 23- March in 2 O'clock Parade.
■ 3. First Prize, s5 in Cash; Second, $3; Third, s2.
■ (In Case of Ties, Awards Will Be Divided.
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SATURDAY (23rd)
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I reasure I able and Dresses Saturday
Only at 10:30 A. M.
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207 Main Street
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