SIGNAL
STATION
F
rt Congressmen wouldn’t have so
■ many political fences to mend
1 when they go back home if they
i hadn't done so much straddling.
—R. A. Brenner.
Teamwork ... Just Cuttin' Up!
U
U’L SMELL BETTER
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than any man in town
Not Even Tima and a Half!
A minister is one person who
sometimes gets a penny for his
thoughts.
Tin not one of the Smith Bros.,
but when your car has a cough
BEcAuSE
USED TOILET WATER
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FroM OuR StORe!
We’re in favor of the govern­
ment balancing its budget, but
we don’t exactly approve of its
being done while unbalancing
ours.
I'm here with Signal Gasoline.
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With a Do-It-Yourself Kit the Seat
May Fall on Your Head!
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Pinching Remedy
To forget all your many other
troubles, try wearing a pair of
shoes that are a size too small.
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All Wet!
They say it never rains on a
golf course, but that doesn’t pre­
vent some players from getting
soaked.—Frank O’Brien.
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Customer: I don’t like this pho­
tograph of me. It doesn’t do me
justice.
Ron Schoen: It’s mercy you
want, not justice!
The water we add to our gas is pure
carbonated and will not rust
in your tank!
INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOW-OUT . . .
We have given many a flat tire the airl
SIGNAL SERVICE STATION
iF YOu tHiNk tHIs aD
S-T-I-N-K-S
we have deodorants, TOO!
(LuCKY NuMbREs poSTEd)
OWYHEE DRUG
JACK ANDERSON. Pill Roller
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J. H. (JIM) WARREN
YoU
lt's much better to sit tight
than to try to drive that way.
YOU SCORE WITH MILK!
At half-time or any time, MILK is the perfect
pick-up ... it's the protein lift that gives you a
quick burst of energy to make that first down
or block that kick. It's great, too, for those late
snacks, breakfast or any time. Have some
delicious MILK soon ... You'll like it!
YEP ... We re Looney .., We re LOCO!
WE RE EVEN LIDICULOUS!
ATTEND NYSSA'S
(You'd Bee Two After Too Weaks of Pracktus and
To Preveeous Yers of K-R-A-Z-Y Daze?)
K-R-A-Z-Y DAY . . .
Saturday, September 221
-DOC SEZ: —
"It'll Last Through September."
Clover Lawn Dairy
-PRESCRIPTION-
:
I »
DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE YOUR
RIGGEST FOOD EARGAIN
1. Starting Crazy Day, Take or Mail money
for Your Renewal (or New Sub) to the Gate
City Journal Before October 1.
313 North Main
Nyssa, Oregon
-RECOVERY-
1. A Certificate Worth $1.00 (in Trade) with
Any Nyssa or Adrian Merchant.
(CERTIFICATES REDEEMABLE THRU OCTOBER)
$3.50 in Malheur, Payette, Canyon Counties
$4.00 Elsewhere
Qate Giiif jjauJitud
*
IZ EVURYBUDDY KRAZY!
Ower ClerKs R KrazY — HouR BookKeeper's KrazY . . .
AIL BuT Me and Thee, AnD TheE IZ KinDer OdD!
SEAMS THEIR AWL DOIN' IT . . . SO HEARS HOUR
Lucky No. Items
MEET PI —(Maid Out Uv Ded Kow)
Coal Slough
Hard Role
Butter
Kofeee
ONLEEEE................. 35 Sents
If UR Journal Number Matchez Ourz
YOU GET '2" FREE MEELS
(At Your Convenience)
Open 7 D ry » a Week (5 a.m. to 8 Pee Em)
GRACE'S CAFE
20 North Third Street
Bowdw°w Food... 4 bus
¿KRA7V PRTCFC
15J°Wer P°ttle............ 2 BitS
(KRAZY PRISES, EH.)
600-inch Garden Hoes .... c50
— also —
10 % OFF ON ALL STORE ITEMS
(SaTuRdaY, sEPt. 22 OnLeY)
...THIS INCLOODS...
Animule Medisins. . . Milkin' Equipment
Insecticides . . . Gardun Supplize
Horse Shoes
FARMERS FEED
Nytsa.
OREGON. NYSSA, JOURNAL CITY GATE THE
ALL OTHER STORE
ITEMS OFF 10%-Sat. Only
1962. 22 SEPTEMBER, THUR SD A Y
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