14 Oz.
Lucky No. Items
CATCH UP
TIMEX
3 for xh Buck
FLASH
Watch .... 93c
Camera . . . 33c
Wells & Davies
1 BOX OF FANCY GIFT
White Sateen
SUGAR
10 lbs. SI 19
T.V. Chunk
Towels .... 26c
PEECHEZ
Lb. . . . 33c
PAPERMATE
3 fer 85®
9c
Pen
T.V. Brand
Monkeys Love 'Em!!
22 Ox.
VET'S
BANNANNAS
MAPLE SIRUP
CANINE FEUD
2 lbs. 27®
2 fur 75®
(Dogs Adore It!)
and
Pillsberries
LAYER
Hunt's
TOMATO IUS
12 kans «1
Same Brand of—
46 Oz. Cans
KAKE MICKS
ANGEL FUDE
3 for 89®
3 fir 100®
Per ea. 49®
YOUR LUCKY NUMBER CAN GET YOU THIS . . .
1950 OLDSMOBILE 4-D00R SEDAN . . . Runs Good!
LBS. (Pounds) Grocery
202 BOWER AVENUE
A boy was down on his hands
and knees looking for something
on the sidewalk when Patrolman
Haile approached.
"What are you doing?” asked
Haile.
“I lost a silver dollar on First
street,” was the answer.
“But this is Second street,” the
patrolman said “If you lost the
dollar on First street, why are you
looking for it on Second?”
“Because there’s more light
here,” said the boy.
2¥z Sise
PICNIK HAMS
Hunt's
Patient: “What do you charge
for extracting a tooth?”
Dr. Olsen: “Five dollars.”
Patient: “What! For only two
seconds work?”
Dr. Olsen: “Well, if you wish,
I can extract it very slowly."
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Wyatt Smith was walking down
the street when he saw a sign
over Brower’s Plumbing shop. It
read, Cast Iron Sinks.
“By Jiminy!” said Wyatt, “Any
one knows that.”
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Snyder's
KRAZY DAZE----- MCMLXI
THE NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL, NYSSA, OREGON
PAGINA OCHO
NYSSA. OREGON
For $1" (199 Pennies)
FONE FR 2-2523
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If Not Claimed by 6 p.m. Saturday ... It Will Be
AUCTIONED, ON OUR LOT, TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!
TO THE OPEN PUBLIC:
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We'll Bathe U-R Ear fer.......................................... : 39 Cents
We'll Grease U (U-R Ear) fur................................. : 39 Since
We,1l Alter It's Oil at Only.................................. 99'8 Coppers
(Dese Fer Furst 20 uv Eech — Saterd^y Onlg©)
-SEE THE—
CHEVY II . . . FOR . . . SIXTY-TWO!
Phone FR 2-3934
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(YOU'LL SEE THERE'S NOTHING KRAZY IN THEM!)
FREE RANDY FOR ALL!!
Owyhee Hotel and Taxi
NYSSA MOTORS, INC.
Nyssa, Oregon
420 Main Street
Nyssg, Oregon
Phone FR 2-2224
A TALL One ...
We Are The Crazy ¡st I
Our Gift to You
ALL PRICES FOR THREE DAYS ONLY . . .
THURSDAY, FRIDAY and SATURDAY!
WITH ANY DAVENPORT and
CHAIR PURCHASED . . .
Many Are Only One of a Kind and at These Prices NO Delivery —
So Bring Your Pickup, Trailer or Kid's Wagon and SAVE ON ALL of
YOUR NEEDS at PETERSON FURNITURE Company in NYSSA.
FREE-FREE-FREE!!
PLASTIC
Wastebaskets
Pitchers
Dipper Pails
Silverware
Trays
• Dish Pans
• Garbage Pails
• Salt & Pepper
Shakers
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Leo Fife: “Once when 1 was
at Unity, I caught a trout that
was three feet long.’’
Ray Huffman: “That’s nothing,
when I was fishing I pulled a lan
tern out of the water and it was
still burning.”
Leo: “You can’t expect me to
believe that, Ray.”
Ray: “All right, then you cut
two feet off your trout and I’ll
blow out the lantern.”
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When Patricia Wahlert was tak
en to church for the first time,
she was very impressed by it all
And when everyone knelt down,
she whispered. “Mummy, what
are they doing now?"
“Shhh'” said Nellie. “They’re
getting ready to say their pray
ers.”
“What’” yelled Pat in amaze
ment, “With all their clothes on?”
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Vaughn Stringer was trying to
fill out a Union Pacific railroad
company claim sheet for a cow
that had been killed on the track.
He came to the last item: "Dis
position of the carcass.”
After puzzling over the ques
tion for some time, he wrote:
"Kind and gentle.”
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Maple
Maple
Chest of Drawers . .
Bed with Rails . . .
Dresser..................
Desk..................
Milk Siool
«36.95
SI 6.95
S49.95
$36.95
$3.95
BROADLOOM CARPET!
SEALY
QUILT-TOP
Reg. $49.95 to $59.95 Value
GOLDEN
NOW .... «29.95
MATTRESS
No Buttons.
TWIN BOX SPRINGS
X
POLE LAMPS .... «6.95
Chrome Chairs . . ea. $6.95
ONLY
-RUGS-
Table Lamps
«39.88
Regular $6.95 to $13.95
One Group at
Your Choice . . . «2.99 Each
«2.88 Each
Full or Twin
Size
Peterson Furniture Co.
217 Main Street
a 9x 12
NYSSA STORE ONLY
No Phone Calls, Please
HASSOCES
Your Choice
of Colors.
«4.95
Form-Fit
LARGE
CLOTHES
BASSETS
88®
CHAIRS
Occasional
CHAIRS
Choice of Colors.
Gold or Grey.
«6.95
29.95 for s1695
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