KRAZY DAZE----- MCMXU
THE NYSSA GATE CITY JOURNAL. NYSSA. OREGON
PAGINA CUARTO
Put Out Tha‘ Match!
FOR KRAZY
DAY..-
THE LUCKY ONE
MATCHING OUR
NUMBER
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(WITH CRAZIER OFFERS)
FOR the HOLDER of the LUCKY NUMBER
. . . We Offer . . .
Gets a New
8.50 SAMSONITE
KARD TABEL
Fer $.85
A 4-ROW USED ROTO-BEATER
Stout Enuf for Four
(4) Women tg Lean
ON!
TO EVERYONE—SATURDAY ONLY
(For BEATING OFF BEET TOPS)
REGULAR PRICE $95................... $10
NYSSA
FURNITURE CO.
A NEW GEIGER COUNTER, Regular $100
Near R.R. De Pot
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(Machingry — Parts — Trucks — Supplies — Toys)
Deft-nitions . . .
Jockey — A man who makes a
business out of being taken for a
ride.
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Panhandler — A nurse.
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Kiss — A mouth full of nothing
that tastes like heaven and sounds
like a cow pulling her foot out of
the mud.
SURE...We'RE CrAZY
Rut Were Not Lonesome!
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Phone FR 2-2226
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Paradox — Two medical doc
tors.
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Dark Ages — “Knight” time.
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3000;: Item . . . 300 Cens®
Unabridged — A river you have
to wade across.
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Net Income — Money earned
by a fisherman.
Mgtch Our Number Sajurday and Get a
Boycott — A bed for a small
male child.
R^lar $8.99 GIANT REDWOOD PLANTER............. For 99«
Authorship — A large seagoing
vessel belonging to a writer.
—F°r Kids Under 18 Only— Lucky Numbgr Holder Can Buy a
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If You Feel Yourself Sljppin —
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SLED . . . * A BUCK!
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Lemonade — Assistance render
ed to a small, yellow citrus fruit.
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Missing — To sing incorrectly.
Scotland Yard—Three feet, the
same as anywhere else.
TEESHIRTS . .
. . 670
Autobiography — Life story of
an automobile.
Boy's Long Sleeve
Reg. $1.98
Stowaway — The man on a
ship with the biggest appetite.
POLO SHIRTS .... $1.00
Latin Quarter -v An Italian 25-
cent piece.
Girls' Corduroy
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Insulate — What you get when
you stay out till all hours.
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Eder Hdwe. has been Authorized
To Rejgem the Fij*s|
50 C°nfederaie $50 Bit's
TURNED IN . . .
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Were YOU 0ne of the Lucky
Families io Recede One
Of Thes® Bills??
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IF SO . . . HURRY TO
EDER HDWE
Nyw* Oregon
FOR $50.00 Genuine SAVINGS
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RANGES—REEFERS- FREEZERS
HOME LAUNDRIES
Thurs. - Friday - Sat.
Men's White
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TRANSISTOR RADIO.................. FOR ONLY 990
Coverage — To pretend to be
younger or older than you really
are.
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(Only 22 Sale* L*ft on Th*s
SENSATIONAL PROGRAM!)
Nyssa, Oregon
401 Main Street
Wolf — Ready, villain and able.
SONBEEM SKIN MOWER
No. 202 on ih* Main Drag
Owyhee Truck & Implement Co.
Master of Ceremonies — A man
who alibis for the last act and
exaggerates the next one.
A $40 Item FOR $4.00!
J r SPECIALS
10% OFF ON CASH SALES!!
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SONBEEM KOFFEE KREATOR
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Theory—A hunch with a col
lege education.
Y°ur G®le City Journal Number
Matches Ours, You Get These:
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$25
ALL OTHER ITEMS IN OUR STORE-
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: $2000
IHC "240" TRACTOR, Regular $2900
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A client gazed thoughtfully at
the policy which Bob Thompson
had just presented to him
“Now that I’ve taken out this
insurance,” he asked suddenly,
I “What would I get if my house
should burn down tonight?"
“Oh,” was Bob's quick reply,
"I’d say about ten years.”
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A young lady had just bought
' a postage stamp.
“Must I stick it on myself?”
she asked
“I should say not,” said Lloyd
Lewis “Stick it on the letter!"
Reg. 98c
CAPRI SLIMS .... $1.99
Coat8 & Clark — 4-Oz. 4-Ply
KNITTING WORSTED .. 87«
Two Sets Only—
Reg. $19.95
3-Piece LUGGAGE . . $16.88
Thre® Only—
Reg. $4.49
LAUNDRY CARTS . . $2.99
Saturday Only
Plastic 4-Piece
Reg. $3.49
CANISTER SET . . . . 990
Metal — 4-Piece — TuPp D®sign
CANISTER SET . . .. 990
Metal — Tulip Dessign
WASTE RASKET . . . 990
BREAD CAN ... . .. 990
CAKE SAVOR . . . .. 990
Anchor Glass
Reg. $6.98
35-Pc. DISH SET . . . $4.33
Men's (Suction-Cup S°les)
Reg. $3.99
ATHLETIC SHOES . . $1.99
Fresh
ORANGE SLICES.. 2 Lb. He
Reg. 98c—Plasiic
CHAIR CUSHIONS
2 for $1.23
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From 5 *o 8 O'clock Saturday —
15% OFF on AH End Tables,
Limps and Footst°ols!
SEE FRECKLES—Our Real Special Doi1—Reg. price $9.98—
First Person Guessing the Correct Number of Briefs on Her
MAY PURCHASE HER FOR 99«
5-10 BEN FRAN KLIN. 5-10
LOCALLY
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NATIONALLY
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