The Gate city journal. (Nyssa, Or.) 1910-1937, August 29, 1930, Image 2

Below is the OCR text representation for this newspapers page. It is also available as plain text as well as XML.

    THE GATE CITY JOURNAL
Clinton Hurd, Lane county commis­
sioner, is In the western part of the
county for a few days obtaining rights
We Behave
of way for the last uncompleted por­
Like Human Beings
tions of the Oregon coast highway.
That sheep are a drug on the market
By GEORGE DORSEY. Ph. D., LL a
Principal Events of the Week was exemplified at Albany. I. A. Min­
er brought to town some fat lambs
Assembled for Information
weighing 70 to 80 pounds and could “ P e o p le D o n ’t D o S u ch T h in g s "
HERE Is uo knowing man without
of Our Readers.
not get an offer for them at any price.
knowing men. “Everybody’s doing
A movement to secure a committee It” and “People don’t do such things"
Two new granges were established to sponsor a $367,000 modern 125-room are collective reactions biologically
in southern Oregon, one at Applegate hotel for Salem was under way as a useful in herds and early human so­
and one at Bellview.
result of a meeting of business men ciety, but they persist In countless
forms today nnd extend their influence
Huckleberries are plentiful this year who expressed approval of the project. to such unimportant biologic factors
according to reports at Redmond. One
Parkdale potato growers held a po­ In modern life as ruffles on skirts and
party brought in 45 gallons.
tato day recently. Various fertilizer creases in trousers. "Everybody Is"
The citizens of Boardman have test plots were visited, disease char­ and “People don’t” become potent fac­
voted the city council power to seU acteristics demonstrated and a gen­ tors In modifying the environment to
the franchise aid the city light plant. eral study of the potato situation which individuals are conditioned to
respond.
made.
The Crane prairie section, until fur­
Almost before the youngster has
An
egg
within
an
egg
is
the
freak
ther notice, is closed to hunting, fish­
learned .o respond to the fuels of life,
ing, or even traffic, on account of fire product of a Rhode Island hen owned he is compelled to learn adjustment
by C. E. Stone of Albany. The outer to the fancies of life. Human behavior
hazards.
as adjustment is meaningless without
For several years past the county egg was 9 >/2 inches in longitudinal cir­ understanding the power of social en­
fair at Enterprise has had inclement cumference and 3 Vi Inches around the vironment to enforce its limited re­
weather. The date for this year is middle.
sponses upon the newcomers Society
A white mildew has struck the does not easily change Its mind, be­
September 4-6.
Laying of bituminous macadam sur­ peach orchards in the Waconda sec­ cause to change Is to acknowledge de­
face on the Baker-Pleasant Valley sec­ tion of Marion county. The affected feat; It hates to run. Its mind being its
tion of the Old Oregon trail ie prog­ parts are being cut away and burned entire body and tied up with emotion.
and the rest of the tree is heavily It vents Its hate on “Don'ts” und much
ressing rapidly.
of Its energy In enforcing obedience.
sprayed.
New street signs and house num­
But there Is almost no limit to the
A
newly
repaired
sawmill
was
open­
bers have been placed in Heppner.
pressure that a normal Individual can
Added to this there te much new build­ ed at Coquille for commercial produc­ stand If the pressure Is applied grad­
tion. The Johnson mill, Idle for three ually; we get calloused; to odors,
ing boing done.
The city commission of La Grande years, has been revamped and put into sights, sounds, and bondage of trap­
pings. and the harness by which we
has authorized the drilling of a new condition for manufacturing 80,000 draw our burdens. And well for us
feet
daily.
municipal well to be added to the
that we can become accustomed to the
xSTAi's: c ^ ir o ^ m c iir io jm i2 h -
present two wells.
Harvesting of Clatsop county’s Bent burdens of things, people, and situa­
B y ELMO S C O T T WATSON
ancestors. 1 feel I have a substan­ months, during which time more than
The evergreen blackberry crop In grass crop is under way and will con­ tions that we must bear. But man Is
ECENTLY II. W. Ounn, a tial claim to ownership of the land 300 letters were written. Finally the Lacomb section has been con­ tinue for six weeks. The Bent grass not by nature a beast of burden or
R merchant of Richmond, on which the state cnpltol now stands. they were located. There were six tracted to Hunt Brothers of Albany industry, which has grown from noth­ fitted by nature to keep his nose to
Va., exploded a verlltable I cannot sue the stnte for breach of heirs In all. The situation was ex­ at 5 cents a pound.
ing a few years ago, is becoming quite a grindstone. And the man so yoked
or chained Is one more human being
bombshell In the Old Do­ contract without the state’s consent, plained.
Important.
Nine
sites
were
offered
to
the
treas­
lost for activities that might be hu­
minion and sent state of­ and the statute of limitation lias ex­
Tlie title company people finally got
More than 115,000 persons have vis­ man.
ficials, historians and at­ pired. But I believe the people of them to sign a quitclaim for $300 ury department for a new federal
As one recalls some of the monstrous
torneys scurrying to dig Virginia would like to see the proper each, or $1,200 In all. That Isn’t building at Bend, at prices ranging ited Crater Lake national park this
in the archives by declar­ settlement made.’’
season, figures released recently Indi situations under which human beings
much, hut then neither was the land from $4750 to 28,000.
ing that he Is the real
Nor Is this Richmond merchnnt the to which they were unintentionally
Salem's public and high schools, cate. The total of visitors Is an in­ have lived and live their lives, one
owner of the greater part only one who Is Interested In this mat­ the heirs. It amounted, In fact, to grounds and equipment have a replace­ crease of nearly 50 per cent over that marvels at man's meekness and com­
placency. It can only be explained
of the land upon which ter for he declares that other old Just one nnd a half square feet.
ment value of $1,137,319, according to of last year.
by that quality of flesh to become cal­
stands the stute capital Richmond families, among them the
But If New York can claim the an appraisal completed recently.
A freight truck of the Consolidated loused to situations that If faced sud­
and that he wants to he paid for It Snyders, Curries, Archibald Carys, smallest nnd the highest priced pieces
on the basis of its original valuation, Prices nnd Acrllle Coches, had lmlf- of real estate, Chicago can point with
A large pelican, the first of this Truck Lines caught fire on the Co­ denly would provoke blisters and re­
made In 1784, of some $0,500, plus acre lots condemned In 1784 and pres­ pride to the world’s costliest cow species of birds seen at large in Mar­ lumbia highway between Cascade volt
• • •
compound Interest at the rate of 3 ent-day descendants of those families path which runs right through a mod­ ion county, was captured near Mos­ Locks and Eagle creek and was de­
Man's Inheritance is all right and
per cent a year for 140 years. And are watching with Interest Ills move ern 22-story skyscraper known as the
stroyed.
More
than
400
autos
were
quito bar, three miles from Salem.
Is his only Inherently valuable asset.
that 1ms set some of the mathemati­ for restitution.
100 West Monroe building.
Extensive plans are underway for tied up by the fire.
It Is human behavior—Individual, com­
cians to figuring Just how colossal a
Nor Is this Virginia case unique,
The cow path dates from the early the Multnomah county fair, known
September 7, Labor day, 1931, has munal, national—that can be chnnged.
sum would be n principal of $0,500 for Oklahoma has a somewhat simi­
50’s
when
Dr.
Jared
Bassett
bought
been selected as the date of the next But not hy cut-nnd-drled programs of
plus compound Interest for nearly a lar one, only the “No Man's Land”
the entire Clark street frontage, 150 as the Portland Interstate fair, to be
century and n half.
there has Infinitely greater potential feet deep, between Monroe and Madi­ held In Gresham September 9 to 14. Albany twin round-up, a letter being social reform; nor by reformers, codes.
Ideals, or by our present “system" of
The Richmond merchant says that riches to make It worth fighting for.
Salem will have a 24-hour weather sent out by the Albany chamber of education. Life Itself Is not system­
the state of Virginia can not produce It is a small trlnngulur tract of about son streets. In the center of the
commerce to twins who have visited
block
he
built
Ills
home
with
a
cow
service,
according
to
Vernon
Frahm,
atized or standardized: It wants to
any records to prove that the land two acres In the heart of the great
previous round-ups states.
live, It wants to enjoy life. It has a
condemned In 1784 for n public square Oklahoma City oil fields which has bam for his cow, "Bessie." As time official observer. Authorization for
went
on,
Doctor
Bassett
sold
most
of
A total of $89,544.12 acres of land pain sense; It responds to love; above
the 24-hour service was received from
was ever paid for and says he will been “lost” for 00 years. No "Boomer”
his
property
but
always
with
a
pro­
in Yamhill, Columbia and Washington all, It can learn. We start with that
ask relief from the general nssembly homesteaded It after the “run" into
Washington recently.
at Its next session If the state refuses Oklahoma In 1889. The surveyors and vision for a 10-foot easement so that
counties has been tentatively placed equipment. Herein lies the significance
A
rodeo,
sponsored
by
the
Sutherlin
to consent to n suit nlleglng breach of mapmukers seemed to have missed it “Bessie" could make her way to the volunteer fire department with the co­ on the list for classification for re­ of the new exception of human be­
barn.
havior; the Importance of the task that
contract
ami It Is still government soil.
Ho In 1925 when the 100 West -Mon­ operation of business men, was staged forestation, according to State F o p confronts the new psychology.
Falling In that step, Mr. Gunn has
No one seems to have dreamed that roe Building corporation took over the recently. The Sutherlin community ester Cronemiller of Salem.
Organized society Is—or should be
been advised hy counsel that he cnu tills valuuble parcel of land wus avail­
A tremendous herd of seals, esti­ —Interested in socially serviceable be­
go Into tlie federnl courts on the able to u clnimer until recently when lease for the property they found the band furnished the music.
grounds of the violation of consti­ Forrest I’arrott of Oklahoma City, flaw which preserved the path but too
Boosters for the coast country along mated at 500 or 600 in number, has havior. Its problem Is to control be­
tutional property rights and he affirms guided by maps which others had seeu, late to do anything about it. The the Oregon Coast highway are plan­ followed the salmon hordes into the havior for social ends and at the same
ho can prove Ida contention hy exist­ no doubt, but failed to realize their deed was subjected to litigation and ning a post-celebration of the Salmon Columbia river. Astoria fishermen re­ time give the Individual freedom to
It stood the test. While their solution
ing records.
port the seals are stealing their sal­ express and develop his Innate ca­
significance, began a bit of ‘‘prospect­
pacities for nortna' behavior. This can­
Mr. Gunn points to a letter sent to ing’’ in the archives of the register of the problem was a little costly, It River cutoff, to be held at one of the mon and tearing their nets.
beach
reeorts
September
6.
was
rather
unusual,
for
they
usurped
not he brought about by chance; there
Thomas Jefferson, then ambassador to of deeds ut the Oklahoma county
the
air
rights
nnd
left
“Bessie”
her
10-
A show exhibiting chicken raised will he delinquents, abnormals, sub­
Coos county cranberry growers have
France, hy members of a legislative court house.
foot path with nn 18-foot clearance,
commission, asking Mr. Jefferson to
What he found was almost unbe­ Just In case she should desire to bring organized for bettering market facili­ from day-old chicks, given by the normals, as long as breeding grounds
engage nn architect In Paris to pre­ lievable—a plot of unclaimed land,
ties. The temporary organization will banks of Woodburn to members of for such nre regarded ns normal by­
pare plans for a stnte capital and as­ sandwiched right In the middle of one in n wngon loud of hay some time.
high school classes in vocational ag­ products of social organization.
Above the 18-root level the building be made permanent at a later meeting riculture, was held at Woodburn re­
suring the nutlior of the Declaration of tlie richest oil areas of the world.
to
be
held
in
Marshfield.
of Independence tlint "the hill on
Rational conduct Is a dream. But
So Mr. I’arrott stagwl the "run of Juts out at right angles, covering the
Redmond will be the division point cently. Last spring 31 boys received conduct freed of sordidness, of squal-
which Gunn's yellow house stands, 1030." With an armful of stakes lie cow path and extending upward for 20
a dozen chicks apiece.
stories.
While
set-back
buildings
nre
for
the
new
truck
line
from
Portland
and which you favored ns the best dashed out to the little sliver of river
j or, of haunting fears, of utigoverned
The “Old Mill” at Myrtle Creek, j tempers, should be the possible fate
common sights In Chicago tlds Is the to Klamath Falls. Daily freight and
situation (for a stnte cnpltol contin­ bottom land and drove Ids pegs.
only
“set-out”
building
on
record.
And
Douglas
county,
has
been
torn
down
ues to he preferred hy us."
passenger service will be the advan­
I of every normal child. We can at
Then, ns in the prairie schooner nnd
to make room for the approach of the least make this a better world fot
The original Jefferson letter Is In sunhonnet days of 43 years 'ago, Mr. the spnee lost would bring about $12,- tage of the new through line.
000
in
yearly
rentals.
the custody of the College of William l’arrott set about making his claim
By a vote of almost 5 to 1, voters new bridge over the Umpqua. The children to be born Into, and so alter
Another curious situation, caused by
and Mary. The original condemnation legal, lie went back to the court­
mill was erected in 1853. The mill­ their environment that they need not
of
Klamath Falls have defeated the
order Ims been placed on record In house nnd filed un affidavit of his n Haw in a title, wus reported from
stones were brought around the Horn learn to lie, steal, murder, or commit
the Henry County court, after re­ claim, setting forth he was filing on New York recently. The story of It, proposed commission manager form to Scottsburg and freighted from there rape or bigamy, to succeed.
maining obscure for nearly 100 years. it ns a homestead and claiming pri­ ns told In the New York World, fol­ of government. Only 328 voters out to Myrtle Creek.
The seemingly infinitely large uni­
lows :
of 1S48 were in favor of the charter
Mr. Gunn 1ms been working on bis ority rights as un ex-service man.
verse Is made up of the seemingly un-
S.
J.
Frees,
of
the
Fry
Station
neigh­
“A
legal
catch
In
the
title
of
what
claim since childhood, but made no
change.
finitely small units of electrons. The
The trlungulur shape of the neg­
borhood, a few miles from Albany, re­ universe is what it Is because of the
effective headway until the original lected piece of land was caused by list'd to be known ns City Hall place—
a
street
only
about
300
feet
long
that
condemnation Jury’s report was un­ the antics of the North Canadian
ports a big yield of wheat and rye nature of their behavior under the
T H E M A R K ETS
ran from In back of the Munlplcal
earthed from dusty archives.
grass. Six and one-half acres sown drive of energy. That same energy
rl ver.
Portland
"Thirty years ago, I met a man
When the government surveyors building at Duane street to Pearl
Wheat—Big Bend bluestem, $1.03; to Zimmerman wheat produced 122 I drives us. The units of our social uni-
who was then ninety years old,” Mr. made their first survey of 1870 they street—Is holding up plans for the
soft
white, western white, 88c; hard sacks of wheat averaging 142 pounds i verse nre human Individuals; It can
Gunn said recently. “Asking me if I did an excellent Job for working out proposed civic center around the new
he moll,pd on,y ns ,he Individuals
winter, northern spring, western red, to the sack. Twelve acres of rye
were a descendant of the obi Gunn the river bottom Into chopped-up lots, county court house nnd Foley square.
y I themselves are molded. Living beings
grass yielded 165 sacks of seed.
family of Richmond, he told me that but they forgot this one track
“The riddle which Assistant Cor­ S5c.
! are not elements, but reaction sys
Huckleberries are ripe and Huckle­ j terns; their behavior can he molded.
Ids father, who worked for the stnte
Hay—Alfalfa, new crop, $17.50; val­
The tract Is In the center of the poration Counsel Joel .1. Squire of the
government, had Informed him that most Intense drilling activity In the bureau of street openings Is charged ley timothy, new crop, $18; eastern berry mountain ie a busy place, ac­ Ours Is already set; but It Is not nee-
the stnte of Virginia never paid for Oklahoma City oil field. Half a mile to solve Is what can tlie city do with Oregon timothy, $22.50@23; clover, cording to a report at Ashland, which j essnry that we condition our children
the land condemned for use ns a east Is T. B. Slick's No. 1 Bailey 17,- the forty-foot roadway which bisects new crop, $14; oat hay, new crop, $14; states that the crop this season ex­ to the mold In which we hardened.
. . .
public square and the permanent seat 000-bnrrel-a-day well, and the same one of the most valuable plots of real oats and vetch, new crop, $13.50.
ceeds that of any previous year. Al­
of the state government. The rea­ distance south the 22.000-harrel-a-day estate In New York.
In
the
whole
history of human
ready the Indians have gone to the
Butterfat—35@38c.
son, he said, was that the condemna­ well owned by Wirt Franklin.
j thought there has been voiced only one
“Part of tilts riddle Is what will the
mountain
and
made
camp,
and
it
was
Eggs—Ranch,
17®
26c.
tion proceedings records had been lost
rule of conduct of the slightest value
And yet these nro only two ex­ Church of St. Andrew, which stands
estimated that 1000 automobiles were as a standard for human behavior.
Cattle—Steers, good, $7.50® 8.00.
nnd tlint no claim against the stnte amples of queer claims which result on the west of the old street, do nbout
cor.hl be proved In court.
Hogs—Good to choice, $10.50®11.75 parked near the berry patches.
If Is applicable to Individuals, families.
from surveyors’ or niapniakers' errors Its parish house which stands on the
”1 was told by my family ns a boy or some slip-up In registering deeds or east of It. Cnder the plan drawn by
Lambs—Good to choice, $6@7.
Thirty-four counties are to be rep- fommtiulties. cities, states and nations:
that my family never had been com­ some other title to land. A curious Joseph Johnson, City Hall place was
As ye would that men should do
Seattle
resented at Salem, September 22 to
pensated by the state. My efforts case was reported from New York re­ to be scrapped to make room for the
Wheat—Soft white, western white, 28, when more than 500 members of to you. do ye also to them likewise.”
were blocked until the original con­ cently, and added another Item to the new federnl building nnd the parish J northern spring, 89c; hard winter,
But note that you and I as Individ­
boys’ and girls’ 4-H clubs will take
demnation order was found. The pa­ record of high-priced real estate In house was to be torn down nnd re- \ western red, 88c; bluestem, $1.06.
part in the most extensive club ex­ uals can never get a start on putting
pers by mistake were sent In 1784 to that city where some plots of ground built on plot adjacent to the church.
Eggs—Ranch, 27®34c.
hibit ever held at the Oregon state the Golden Rule Into practice until
the city clerk's office for recording, nre literally worth more than the
we have set our own house in order.
"Tills new plot wns to be exchanged
Ilutterfat—38c.
fair.
Insteud of to the clerk of the Henry number of silver dollars It would take by the city for the old site of the
When we strip our unethical and In­
Cattle—Choice
steers,
$708.
County court. Tli<#e papers, plus to cover them. In this case a pur­ parish bouse. A section of City Hall
Preliminary figures on unemploy­ fantile hang-overs of behavior of their
Hoge—Prime light. $11.15011.30.
maps uncovered and the letter to chaser of real estate paid a totnl of place wns Included in tlie new site.
ment in Oregon, announced by the veneer of rationalization we are like­
Thomas Jefferson, which shows Mr. $1,2(10 for 218 square Inches of land_ But when the church officials asked
Lambs—Choice, $6®7.
census bureau, show 24,819 person* ly to be astounded, as Watson points
Jefferson had Inspected the old Gunn $5.50 a square inch It came about In for a title deed to the land the city
Spokane
out of 952.691 able and desirous to out. at our “susceptibility to flattery,
plot while governor of Virginia nnd this way:
Cattle—Steers, good, $6®6.50.
was surprised to find that It could
work unemployed at the time the cen­ weakness, inadequacy, or lack of
favored It for a stnte cnpltol site,
One of tlie Mrs. Vanderbilts wanted not be given. Tlie reason was that
Hogs—Good to choice. $11.10011.25. sus was taken, amounting to 2.6 per knowledge. Jealousy, fear of rivals,
speak for themselves.
to buy n plot of ground In East Fifty- the city owns only right of way ease­
fear of being made the scapegoat,”
Lambs—Medium to good. $505.50 cent.
"I have been Informed by Auditor seventh street between First avenue ments which were obtained In 1S|»>
nnd proneness to hurl criticism upon
C. Lee Moore he can find no record and the river, on which once stood from the original owners of the plot,
others to escape It ourselves. The
of the stnte having paid for the prop­ fl\e hrownstones, built In the seven­ but that some unknown heir of the
The fellow in the ads who wore a first step In setting our house in order
The Town Crab says he saw a talk­
erty It condemned In 1784. I took the ties by one Harvey Dentils, a consid­ original owners holds the free title. ing picture the other night featuring garter for a necktie seems to have Is to remove the beam from our own
mntter up with Governor Byrd toward erable realtor of bis day. Naturnliy
"Had the city or federnl government a well-known crooning lauor, but In disappeared. Could It have been that eyes.
the close of his administration.
he was not a social success?
the prospective purchaser wanted to actually erected a costly building on the last reel he escapes.
When hnman society starts to prac­
"The governor, after referring my be sure slie had a clear claim to the part of the old street nud had the
tice the Golden Rule, it will lay a
An ancient “1. O. U." Is excavated foundation for civilization which no
letter to the secre ary of the com­ title, so she bad experts of the Title true owners turned up and set forth
Occasionally a young man can suc­
monwealth for Investigation. Informed Guarantee A Trust company look It up. their claims, the money less to the city ceed In convincing a girl that he Is a In London. This proves that forget­ flood of ptsslon can shake. Any other
me that the facts were ns I had stated
For what If after the house were would have been tremendous according man of determination, only by com ting to pay debts was a quaint old conditioning of our inherent nature
Roman custom.
them to be. lnsofur ns the existence erected somebody should bob up nnd to real estate authorities.
leaves us as we are—with an animal
pelling her to elope with him.
of any record of payment by the state claim a strip of property, eighteen feet
nature modified only by man made de-
"Old City Hall place is estimated as
was concerned.
Brother Charley has tried the yeast vices to satisfy living Impulses as old
by one Inch, running right through worth close to $l,000,0lh). Mr. Squire i Fairy story: “Once there was an
"In the Judgment of legal advisers, the building? Such a demand would snys he is not ready even to venture earnest bridge player who had a run cure, for a few facial blemishes and as life Itself. Man Is the product of
the mere condemnation proceedings form a grave crisis. In this Instance a guess ns to what can be done about of bad hands nnd did not remark. what not, but R doesn't even raise evolution, humanity mnsf be the go»»
of human endeavor.
Tins someone taken a pinocle deck him In the morning.
In the absence of payment did not a hunt was made for the Dennis heirs. It.“
t® »» d v o rg « a . D o r » ; . )
i d bv W o tt e r s N tw tv o p tr P a lo s.)
out of these cards?'"
take the title to the property from my It was hard to find them. It took two
“No M aitff Land
ft
OREGON STATE NEWS
OF GENERAL INTEREST
Why
T
R
MakesUfe
Sweeter
Too much to eat—too rich a diet
—or too much smoking. Lots of
things cause sour stomach, but one
thing can correct it quickly. Phil­
lips Milk of Magnesia will alkalinlze
the acid. Take a spoonful of this
pleasant preparation, and the sys­
tem is soon sweetened.
Phillips is always ready to relieve
distress from over-eating; to check
all acidity; or neutralize nicotine.
Remember this for your own com­
fort ; for the sake of those around
you. Endorsed by physicians, but
they always say Phillips. Don't
buy something else and expect the
game results I
P
hillips
r „ M ilk .
o f Magnesia
C h a lle n g e s O ld I d e a s
A b o u t L ig h tn in g R o d s
In a communication to the Acad­
emy of Sciences In Paris, says Path­
finder Magazine, M. V. Schaffers de­
nies the familiar notion that light­
ning seeks wet ground and that
lightning rods should always have
their ends earthed In moist soil, or
better still, in the wet ground at the
bottom of some near-by creek or
pond. Using a generator of electric
sparks long and powerful enough to
be considered veritable artificial
lightning, Schaffers found that the
distance from which a spark would
strike and the path which the spark
took was affected but little by the
wetness or dryness of the soil under­
neath an earthed lightning rod or
similar conductor.
Dr. E. E. Free, in reporting the In­
vestigator's finds, points out that It
is well known that the paths and
characters of natural lightning
flashes frequently are erratic, seem­
ing to obey none of the established
laws of electric conduction. The
really effective matters In lightning
danger, or protection, if Schaffers Is
correct, are the presence of metal ob­
jects or other substances which
might be highly conducting for the
electricity and the numbers of the
electrified gas atoms called Ions In
the air.
Storlu Avoid Great Britain
Storks nre rare birds in Great Brit­
ain, and have always been so, but an
ancient chronicler writes that in 1410
storks came and built their nests on
the roof of St. Giles’ church in Edin­
burgh, and, after staying a year, left
to return no more. “And whither
they flew," he writes quaintly, “no
man knoweth.”
He’s a Sucker
Horace—What makes you think
that girl you've been taking out taxi­
cab riding is playing you for a fish?
Herbert—I Just found out she was
married to the driver.—London An­
ew ers.
HEADACHE?
W hy suffer when relief is
prompt and harmless:
Millions of people have learned to
depend on Bayer Aspirin to relieve a
sudden headache. They know it eases
the pain so quickly. And that it is so
harmless. Genuine Bayer Aspirin never
harms the heart. Look for the Bayer
Cross stamped on every tablet.
BAYER
A S P IR IN ’
PROOF RESTS W ITH PATIENTS
Letter« and name« and addresses o f hundred* of
grateful patients contained in o ar FREE BOOK
on Rectal and Colon Ailments;
Also details o f Dr. C. J. Desn
non-surgicAl m e th o d o f treat*
ment, which we use exclusively.
Send for It today and learn «
our W RITTEN A SSU RA N CE
k T O EL IM IN A TE P IL E S O R
n r A k l l F E E R EFU N D ED .
R E C TA L't, COLON
Cu'SlC