CITIZENS ASKED TO
OBSERVE FIRE LAWS
SERIOUS ACCIDENT MAY RE
SULT FROM EXCITED HASTE
IN TIME OF FIRE.
T 1S T
AMERICAN
Imon fishing proved expensive
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TAKEN WITH VhNLSn.4 ,or Harry Muranaka, Vale truck
gardener, who was fined #25 and
Wm. C. Snyder was fined #200 and ! costs in the justice court Thursday
I morning, for fishing within 200
costs in the Justice court Tuesday, / feet of a fishway the evening be-
having plead guilty to a charge of fme
A sign heralding the limited
unlawful possession of venison when distance was posted nearby, but
the hunting season was closed. Chas. Harry was anxious to catch his sal
McClees, game warden, made the ar mon and did not read it. He admit
ted his mistake and readily paid the
rest.
penalty.
YOUTH ENTRY | HUNTER
RULES FOR A HUSBAND
Domestic infelicity threatened to dash the matrimon
ial barK oi Mr. ana Mrs. Peter Walsh of New York upon
the rocks.* In fact, matters had reached such a crisis tiiat
Mrs. W alsh was suing for a divorce. Peter pleaded for
one more chance to hold his job as husband.
Mrs. Walsh heeded his plea and agreed to withdraw
her suit if Peter wo; )d promise to abide by eight simple,
easily understood rules which she would lay down for
his future guidance. Peter promised. Here are the
C. C. Mueller, lire chief, is not
displeased with the 100 per cent local
Prices are like teetotalers, because they never take a
attendance at every conflagration,
You shall not drink.
drop.
but he doea urge that every autoist,
You shall respect your wife at all times.
Another paradox is that when a thing is swallowed up Do not teach your children insubordination by inter
pedestrian, spectator and particular
it goes down.
ly the children of Vale become bet
fering when I am correcting them.
ter acquainted with several of the
Cannibals, too, appear to have a consuming love for Do not bring your pals home when you are all drunk.
common fire laws and city ordin
their fellow-men.
Give me your salary each week, because I can save out
ances.
of
it what you spend on booze.
A
radio
fan
declares
that
the
first
loud
speaker
was
When the fire siren gave its warn
Keep yourself tidy and fit for a woman to look a t
made from Adam’s rib.
ing cry on Monday evening, the
Do some repairing around the house and make our
streets were crowded with people
When one gets corns from dancing the Charleston they home beautiful.
rushing to the scene of the fire.
should be soaked; also the head.
Do not smoke in bed.
Children were dashing down the
streets, crowds were gathering on
What
has
become
of
the
old-fashioned
husbands
and
Kditli May Adam s, etg h teen -y ear-o ld
the crossings and cars were occupy H arrin g to n . N .1 , girl, p r e s e n t i n g h e r wives who used to last a life-time?
ABOUT WOMEN
ing streets, where fire autos have e n t r y blank lo M ayo r K e n d r ic k in h i s )
the right of way. Such excitement nIHre ill GILy llall, P h ilad elp h ia. T h e
Ihe Oriental custom
of drowning
girl babies
is sug-( Miss Beryl
Linville, chief
operator m
of
an Omaha — tele-
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not only delays members of the A m erican You th a n d T e a c h e r A w au l gested
to those who
would
abolish
petting
parties.
phone
office,
has
served
13
years
without
ever beings
fire department from performing was e s t a b l is h e d r>« a t r ib u t e to Amori-
If all the devilment that goes on were known, trans tardy or absent a day from her work.
their duties, and hinders them from c a n y o u th a n d I' -n-hers by t h e Hoar d
Mile. Eve Curie, youngest daughter of Mme. Curie,
reaching the scene of the fire in e f D ir ecto rs of t h e SoHf|Bl-Centoniifal portation facilities would be utterly inadequate.
E xposition,
th ro u g h
the shortest possible time, but is In t e rn a t i o n a l
discoverer of radium, will abandon her laboratory re
which t h e pmiplo of the United S t a t u s
Health authorities might perform an added public search work and devote herself to the concert stage as
very dangerous.
If such pellmell an d th e world a t larg e will c e l e b r a t e
haste continues, it is almost sure th e 150th a n n i v e r s a r y of t h e D e c l a r a service by having lipsticks bought under the pure food
a pianist.
to result in someone’s injury or tion o f A m e r ic a n I n d ep en d en ce. T h e aCk
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The Daughters of the American Revolution numbers
death.
ex p o sitio n „ill r u n from Tune t to De
To remind local people of the few c e m b e r 1. Miss A d a m s’ e n t r y b la n k
Our admiration for the President is increased by the among its membership 18 actual daughters of men who
common fire laws that exist, Mr. cited h e r for h ero ism d isp lay ed r e c e n t testimony of his pastor that Mr. Coolidge never tries to fought in the war for independence.
Mueller has said people going to ly w h en s h e r e m a i n e d Insldo a b u r n
Miss Florence Jenkins oi New York maintains a hos
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fires should keep strictly to the ing b u ild in g h e lp in g d o c to r s r e n d e r sing.
pital for birds, whose ailments she has studied for 20
t aid t o In ju re d drom on. Sho Is a ,
sidewalks. They should not stand c firs
Some illustrators appear to have gained their know year§.
a n d i d a t e for t h e Golden E a g l e t te , the!
on crossings and should not attempt h ig h es t gift w ith in t h e h a n d s of the
ledge
of the anatomy of beasts through a study of ani Miss Della Ashley of Paris, Tex., is the first woman
to cross In front of fire wagons. Girl Scouts. E a c h s ta to will eloct a
Children should not be allowed to girl a n d boy a n d ono t e a c h e r to r e p r e mal crackers.
to be appointed United States deputy marshal in that
attend without their parents, as the s e n t t h e m a n d th o s u c c e ss fu l c a n d i
state,
although she weighs only 110 pounds.
A
social
service
conference
is
scheduled
to
discuss
the
fire department would not be re d a t e s will bo th o g u e s t o f th o Sesqul
Daisy
and Violet Hilton, the famous Texas twins
modern
home
and
the
local
jail,
with
a
view,
we
assume,
sponsible for any accident that officials fro m J u n e 23 to J u l y 5 a t th o
whose bodies are joined at the back, have an automobile
might occur. All car drivers should oxpoeltlon. ThlB will iso Include n lo keeping both better filled.
a s h i n g t o n w h e r e they will
with two steering wheels, which they take turns in driv
give fire autos the right of way t b r e i p rec t o n lv W
o d by Pr. stdent Goolldgo an d
and should stop at the curb until presented w i t h m e d a l s
ing.
they all pass. People must not col
PATRIOTISM
A FAIR COLORIST
lect around a fire as they are very j
Real patriotism is not a willingness to die for your
much in the way of firefighters and
SIDELIGHTS
country, but a willingness to give your time, money and
also are in extreme danger of being
In a spaghetti eating contest Max Wolff of Hoboken
hurt.
Mr. Mueller asks the coop
thought for your country.
eration of citizens, and particularly
won $5 by consuming 279 yards, 2 feet and 9 inches.
Dr. Frank Crane once said: “If you would take the
parents, in carrying out these meas
time you employ in drilling in the armory, wearing gold G. F. Horne, a one-legged motorist of London, has
ures for the good of all concerned:
braid and a sword, and employ it in interesting yourself driven automobiles more than 400,000 miles.
in political conditions in your ward, you would be more
Thomas McCormick, St. Louis grocery clerk, ate 44
of a patriot.
raw
eggs in 30 minutes. B. T. Ansell, Harvard senior,
Patriotism is not a military thing, to be exercised upon
ate
48
eggs in 45 minutes.
supreme occasions of war, but it is an everyday thing to
be shown by improving the conditions of life in your The mayor of Bradley Beach, N. J., announced that
community.
couples parked along the road at night would not be
HROODER HOUSE BURNS EARLY
Y ou cannot be a true patriot until you are converted, disturbed if they kept their automobile lights burning.
FRIDAY MORNING—NO IN
SURANCE CARRIED.
Instead of a merely individual conscience you must get
civic conscience. You must learn to feel that your city’s Bobby Leach, who survived a plunge over Niagara
!
affairs
are “my business” and not the political bosses’ Falls in a barrel, died in New Zealand from an injury
A disastrous fire occurred early
business. You must develop the Human Nerve. You caused by slipping on an orange peel.
Friday morning at the Roy DeAr-
mond ranch, when 350 young tu r
must feel what Humanity means.
Charles Kelter, dragged from the river at Chicago
keys were burned to death and a
For patriotism is a religion; it means a high form of apparently dead, amazed the gathered crowd by getting
brooder house was completely de
continuous devotion.
up and walking away.
stroyed. Damage is estimated at a
thousand dollars.
No insurance
You cannot be a patriot and not be interested in poli
was carried so the fire resulted in
tics. Politics is the expression of Patriotism. If it is de Edward Gingley of Glasgow was heavily fined for
a total loss.
graded, you are degraded and your city and state is de putting tin muzzles on his cows “to keep them quiet.”
The brooder house wus heated by
graded—and about half of us are contributing to that
When Mrs. Ethel Johnson of Chicago was kicked out
a coal stove, which in some manner
condition by not voting on election day.
of the house by her husband because she bobbed her
started the fire.
Fortunately, Mr.
DeArmond was awakened by the
hair, she had him arrested.
crackling coop, so reached it in time
THRIFT
AND
CRIME
To gather one pound of honey a bee has to visit more
to save a wagon standing nearby,
T h is you n g w o m an a s e n n d s a g iddy
and to protect the house and other
than
o(),000 clover heads—yet he hums at his work.
Encuragement of thrift as a means of reducing crime
la d d e r ev e r y d a y to p u t finishing
buildings from danger.
Don’t
get discouraged over little things.
t o u ch es lo th e “Rainliow ntv-tho is suggested by a well-known publicist, who declares that
S e s q u i - O n l e n n i a l IplornaM on al
mat Expo- extravagant habits in many cases are the direct cause of Personality is a combination of many qualities that
“H a n d a n d S e a l
sitlon, o p e n in g in P h i l a d e l p h i a Ju n e 1
, .
Ancient oriental ru le rs urc <1 thumb an d co n t i n u i n g u n til -D ecem b er 1, to banditry.
count heavily in business. Its chief test consists in get
Im pressions
on
legal
d o c u m e n ts ; c eleh rn te th e 150th a n n i v e r s a r y o f t h e
ting people to do what you want them to do.
Aside
from
the
financial
gains
possible
through
econ
hence the expression, "h ereto I set my D eclaratio n of A m e r i c a n Tndepcnd
bend and seal.”
Incidentally this once. S he is o n e of an a r m y of young omy and thrift, the habit of saving has a stabilizing ef
A gander sold to a farmer 12 miles away returned to
p ractice led Into Ihe modern-day linger
a r t i s t s who a r e m a k i n g tho Sesqul a fect upon one’s character.
The person who is laying John
Drew of Jamestown, N. D., three days later,
print Identification system.
colorful su ccess.
aside something each week or each month with the idea
of ultimately securing financial independence is more de Joseph Luckman of London, aged 18, who dressed as
HERBERT HOOVER TURNS SPADEMAN pendable than the one who spends his money as fast or a girl and secured employment as a lady’s maid, v*
jailed for theft.
r
faster than he makes it.
Many who have resorted to dishonesty in order to se Cornelius Vanderbilt, Jr., has spent a million dollars in
cure needed funds quickly are those who have been first an unsuccessful effort to make a string of tabloid news
led into extravagant living. Allowing themselves to in papers pay. A newspaper is easy to start and stop, but
dulge in luxuries in excess of what their earnings war it’s sometimes hard to keep it going.
rant, they more easily yield to temptation to dishonesty A suggestion for penitent bootleggers, if such there
in its various forms.
be, comes from Shanghai, China, where a native monk
Habits of thrift should be inculcated early and should has remained seated on a stool almost continuously for
be encouraged at every turn. Those who have acquired ten years, praying day and night. He explained to visit
such habits are generally industrious, ambitious and ing missionaries that he is doing penance for selling
honest.
whiskey in former years.
Insomnia can be overcome, we read in a magazine, by
A REASONABLE EDITOR
“painting large imaginary figures on a large imaginary
After all is said and done, it must be admitted that black wall with an imaginary brush and imaginary white
the average small town editor is reasonable. He will paint.” But if one had sufficient imagination to do that,
agree to almost any proposition which seems fair. He he could probably imagine himself asleep and be done
will even suggest several propositions and let the other with it.
fellow take his choice.
A Congressional investigation found that 49 cents of
This obliging attitude is well illustrated by a recent every dollar we spend goes to middlemen and transpor
item in the Tribune, published in Altoona, Kan., in which tation costs. This discovery would be of more practical
Editor Austin Butcher says:
benefit if it were accompanied by- a suggestion as to what
“Anyone owing this paper is requested to call and pay is to be done about it.
at once. Anyone not owing is requested to call and sub
scribe and begin owing us at once. Anyone we are ow Judge Strong of the Pennsylvania Supreme Court re
ing is requested to subscribe for this paper in advance cently scored alimony verdicts, declaring that “too many
for the full amount of the debt and pay us another year wives today 1 ave turned into parasites, liars, cheats, in
in advance, cash. Anyone who is not owing us and will triguers, moi ey grabbers and contributors to immoral
not do so, is requested to move to North Dakota and ity." The m in who pays will no doubt agree with the
judge.
\
The Secretary of Commerce turns up first spadeful of dirt at ground make room for one who will.’’
breaking ceremonies for emergency hospital on tho grounds of tho Scsqut-
Wyoming’s recent game census showed 39,770 elk, 26,- Male CF ese students have adopted the fad of wear
Centennlal International Exposition In Philadelphia. Tho exposition will 160 deer, 19 800 antelope and more than 2.000 bears. ing hrigh' colored garters on the outside of their trou
commemorate the 150th anniversary of the signing of tho Declaration of
American I n d e p e n d e n c e At the cabinet memh. r’s right ts Mayor Kendrick These figv.r - were announced hy the tfate game and sers. T1 i may not be important news but it at least
at I’hlladelphla. The hospital will ho mndnele.l hy phy. G ians and nurses fish commiVione/, who apparently neglected to count demons rates that the Occident has no monopoly of
l e P h i l a d e l p h i a C nernl Hospital.
the fish.
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freakish ideas concerning dress.
350 TURKEYS BURN
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