JUST BARLEY SUGAR
T P o ftiu tw
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J V / IV I1 / a i »
I V U W l U l
RANDOM SHOTS
I riage, or wants to change his or her
l |)oliticm, affiliation before the pri-
John Wilders, 80, famous old-time fiddler and uncle of
i he dark’« President Coolidge has a vaudeville contract. He said:
Once more the voters o f Malheur office at the court house is the place
"Don’t know whether Cal will like it or not.”
county are reminded
that another to go if you are a resident in the
county seat.
I f you live outside of
“ Pussyfoot” Johnson, famed
prohibition crusader,
state election
is fast approaching
Vale, you will be registered by o f said:
" I f I ever become convinced that prohibition is a
and that the spring primaries are
ficers appointed as registrars.
failure and bringing about murder and other crimes, l
not fa r distant.
The law requires that all regis
From now on until
after April tration shall take place 30 days be will fight for its repeal, as I am now fighting for its en-
20th registration books will be open fore election.
There is one excep forcemernt.”
at Caunty Clerk H. S. Sackett’s of tion. I f you w ill become o f age or
Bishop Manning of New York said of Sunday sports:
fice and plenty of time is given to complete the requirements o f citi
"I
see no reason why a well-played game of baseball is
the
voter
to
comply
with
the
laws
Information Disastrous
zen ship during the period in which
Wetwash—What drove the llgbfr of Oregon and protect his suffrage. the registration books ar closed— not just as pleasing to God as a beautiful service in a
I f anyone has changed hig pre that is, during the 30 days preced
! house keeper s wife crazy ? L oc'ti
FULLY ARMORED
cathedral.”
cinct, or failed to vote at least once ing
aras?
an election— and
will be en
Roughdry—N’ot exactly.
She was during the biennial period since he
L. Marian Poe is the first negro woman to pass the
- B i t , your children ■ good school
titled to vote on election day, you
| listening In at the radio while a big registered, or in other cases, a wo
Virginia bar examination, although the state has sev
teacher?" salted a motor tourist.
can
be
registered
beginning
March
dry goods store ashore .■ as .‘ginning man has changed her name by mar-
'•Tas'tn, t reckon so,” replied Oap
22 and continuing 30 days hence.
eral male negro lawyers.
Johnson of Kumpus Ridge. “ Least- \ a bargain sole for the next day.—
Three World War flyers o f California have resigned
ways, she gets converted all over sg'ln I American ax-glen Weekly.
STATES MUST CHOOSE
every time there's a revival, praya like
from
the Army reserve ai force as a protest against the
U NIFO RM SUCCESS
tailing the Lord how to run his own
Commenting on the fact that the state inheritance conviction of Colonel Mitchell.
buslneee, and Is so lesn, lank and
sharp-cornered that no man In till so
tax is retarding development in California, the San
Young people are not expected to know as much as
ber senses would try to make a mash
Francisco Bulletin quotes the late H. J| Heinz, who at older ones, but they admit that they do.
on her."— Kansas City 8tar.
one time fiyured on establishing a chain o f pickle plants
in that state. A fte r investigating the tax situation, Mr.
B R IE F L Y TOLD.
To the Last
Heinz said *
A well-known author wus vainly en
deavoring to write the other morning,
"I am not willing to take all the chances under condi- . While Sheriff Maddox of Abbeville, Ala., was destroy-
when be was repeatedly Interrupted
tions
which make me stand all losses and turn over m ost'inS a sd l» a moonshiner slashed his auto top to ribbons,
by hit slx-yeer-old son. " I f yon ask me
o f the profits, if any, to the tax collector.”
cut o ff three tires> threw hls swltch key away and es"
ons more question," the harassed
writer declared I t lust, “ I will go oot
Dr. Millhank Jones, president o f the state association caped.
and drown myself."
for taxation improvement told a recent convention of
By official order all pies served on Pennsylvania rail-
“ Father," came the email voice,
rea lestate men that California and other states are los- road trains must be at least one inch thick,
“may I come out and aee you do It?"—
Dublin Herald.
ins heavinlv through ihe transfer of eilrienship by I W. A. Shutt of Duluth suddenly went insane and
“There .
I'mlcoinun Junes lu a wealthy peoplpe to sta: s like Florida and Alabama,;burned $5000 in currency, which he had drawn to pay a
Between Girl»
cmptuln's rig. Only u year ugo lie wus wh'- 'i have r.o inheritane. taxes.
mortgage.
Alice— That new wrap la very b » weurini! u sergeant's suit."
coming to yon.
Summing
up
the
situation,
the
Bulletin
says:
"Taxes
a . St. Paul judge sentenced Mrs. Clara Mooney and
"T'hut's kO lu ’s hull uniform sue
Grace— You think so? To my notion
cas.’’
!hat rob property of its value are fatal to community ¡Mrs. Mary Ryan to refrain from speaking to each other
It hides much of my figure.
prosperity, for when capital will not venture, the wage f or a year
Alice— Yea, that’s Just the reason
N o n sen se
earner is inevitably a more serious loser even than the
Mme. Marie Dulans of Brussels sold her husband to
why.
A l i t t l e n on se n se n o w and then
capitalist.”
B r i n g s s o r r o w In to m a n y a land,
another woman for $5.
W h e n f o l k s disc us * w it h vole«* o r pen
N O T F IT T O L O V E
Every state must choose its own policy in the matter
W h a t t h e y but s', h t l y u nd ers ta n d.
A fter being married and childless for 20 years, Mrs.
of dealing with wealth and industry. The results of wise
Arthur
Cowan o f Hempstead, Eng., is the mother of
Her Near Side
or unwise policies are plainly before all who want to
ft wns In uni' of these ultra-smnn
triplet boys.
see.
Capital
and
industry
seeking
new
locations
do
not
"Beauty Shoppes." The fair young
Irene Kelley, 8-year-old girl of St. Paul, got a spool
thing freshly shampooed, sut before select states where they are to be regulated and taxed
the long mirror at till mg the magic beyond reason.
lodged in her throat, but was able to breathe through
touch of the uiaroelin
As ttie
the hole while an operation was performed.
Jrat curl rippled out, tlie girl turned ro
Tex, a 100-year-old elephant that has killed nine men,
the operator and, lifting dainty maui-
A R T IF IC IA L EGGS N E X T
cured left hand, said:
is sentenced to be electrocuted at Little Rock, Ark.
“ Please marcel it extra tight on this
While scientists may never be able to produce a con
Sixty days after a hog disappeared from the farm of
side. It’s the side I dunce on.”
traption that will take the place o f the time-honored hen
Wilbur
Jennings at Brownsville, Md., the animal was
as a layer of rea, eggs, (hey have solved naif the prob
A Peculiar Disease
pulled from a straw stack, thin but lively, having been
Dumb Dora—Tell me. ilarry, tit lem, so far as practical results are concerned, it is said.
race horses suffer from some dim i *
Prof. Bunke o f the Massachusetts Institute of Tech covered up by threshers.
like the Itch or the imince
Rev. Vangeelkergen, a Calvinist minister o f The
nology announces the successful production of a cheap
Handsome
Harry— Very
seldom.
“ You don't seem to he wasting any
Hague,
Holland, faces dismissal because he expressed
substitute
for
the
whites
of
eggs,
which
he
manufac
Whut makes you ask u<di a qurd >u
love on that neighbor o f yours.”
Dumb Dora—Why, Harry, I rend «u tures from beef serum.
This new material is designed doubt that the serpent spoke to Eve in the garden.
“ Why, man, to heur that fellow talk
you'd think him ua Important In thla the sporting page every day that m? chiefly for use with other materials in cooking, and for
Movies at Clearwatef, Fla., were allowed to open Sun-
many horses are scratched.
place as 11“
some purposes it may in time become a serious competi- day nights when Judge Bird ruled that the Sabbath end-
tor of Biddy’s product.
ed at sundown in that state.
Senatorial Deliberation
Rising Young Star
Enormous quantities of dried whites of eggs are ship-
Mrs. Catherine Jelly of New York gave up the
In halls where legislative will
Proceeds In stately rhythm,
Fond of Cooking ped to this country from Chipa, for use in the baking Charleston after breaking a leg trying to dance it.
'TIs said. "You can't like fellers till
You get acquainted with 'em."
industry and in the making of candies, so that if Prof.! " Offered $56 a month, 100 New York charwomen
Claiborne Foster, th.it clever little Bunker s egg substitute fills these requirements it may struck for $10 a week, thinking that would be a larger
An Endurance Test
lady who m akd IP ry Connors' pluy, have considerable commercial value.
| wage.
The audience grew leas ami less an
“ Appi suiice," the out
But it will hardly cut much of a figure on Vale break-
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ttl a spanker antee with only one mao
standing comedy suc
I d front of him.
i
fast
tables
as
a
component
of
the
well
known
and
just-
ABOUT
WOMEN
cess of the year. Is an
"My dour sir,” begun the speakM,
extraordinary
y o u n g ly celebrated “ ham and.”
“ I cannot exprona the gratitude I feel
woman
She Is gener
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•
I Mrs. Evelyn Snow of Mt. Vernon is a candidate for
tor the courteay you have shown me
ally recognized as one
the Republican nomination for governor o f Ohio.
VIEW
S
IN
B
RIEF
Ja remaining to hoar my speech.“
of the rising young
“Oh,’’ replied the man addressed, "1
stnrs cf the American
of 21
will
deserve no thunks; I’m the next speak
Old Irony of Fate is still on the job. A Texas soldier ,. Women
,
• « countries
L
• , raise
* a „ fund for the educa-
stuge and her servlcea
ay.— Minneapolis Tribune.
of
fortune
of
Mexican
ancestry,
Jesus
Trejo
of
San
An-
^'0I?
°/
esPeclaby
bright
girls
of
all the nations repre-
and comp iny urn uvays
lu demand but such Is jtonio, after being mixed up in several Latin-American sent-ed’
The Better Way
r,
her n.ilure thai
revolutions without getting a scratch, although once
Miss Ellamarye Failor, assistant Untied States dis-
rhe
shuns
the
After capturing many “ firats” for
York, will have charge of the
“ b r i g h t lights" ! sentenced to be shot, died the other day from injuries trict attorney at New
athletic prowees, s young woman de
nnd lends n slm received through falling into a post hole.
cided to take up cooking lessons.
| prosecution of Charles W. Morse, financier and former
pic urn! unosten
“ A wise decision.” declared the In
convict, on a charge of fraud.
9! tatlous life wher
structor. “ Join our waffle class to
Criminal lawyers are becoming more resourceful ev
* ever she may be.
morrow. We give a medal for »nines.”
Dr. Ellen Potter has earned a splendid reputation as
ery day. One in Chicago defended a bootlegger client
J She Is essentially
But when the young lady showed up
head
o f the Pennsylvania public welfare department.
hy
declaring
that
sellino-
cood
whisky
at
reasonable
pri
a
home
girl,
being
wearing all her trophies, the Instruc
Claiborne
Foster.
pussUnintely
loud
tor said: “ Maybe we’d better give
ces was “ sufficiently meritorious in these trying days to
State Senator Florence Bohrer is the first woman el
of cooking, on art at lUiieh she Is
you a waffle for medals."
warrant mitigation of sentence.” The sentence was miti ected to the upper house of the Illinois legislature.
vary adept, and much of her leisure
time Is spent In the modest little gated to sixty days.
Miss Minnie Evans has served nearly 12 years as a
T A K IN G RISKS
kltchane’ ta of her apartment. When
Federal Judge Thomas has awarded the government police officer jn South Bend, Ind.
not playing In some production Mis*
| Foster may bo found nt her home n a judgment for a million dollars against Gerald Chap
Miss Lucy Dales, attorney, was elected as the first
l short dlstunce from New York city. man, mail bandit and condemned murderer, who wants
woman mayor of Dunstable, Eng., against the wishes
) where the revel* ip 'he Joys of cook
j lng for the whole family nnd her to serve a previous sentence of 25 years before being of her father, who feared for her health.
| friends and spends her vacations dm hanged.
He will now probably want time to earn that
Mrs. Rhoda Fox Graves is the only woman member of
I lng the work of the ordinary house-
million
to
pay Uncle Sam.
[ wife.
the New York legislature and is a committee chairman.
There are two dishes which nr* re
Count Otari, brother-in-law of the Emperor of Japan,
gerded with more f-i or bv " - ' <>*-
All city positions in the town of Lawford, Eng., ex
took
part in the recent dedication of a $250,000 Buddhist
ter, than are my other*,
i .
ure
cept those of minister and gravedigger, are held by wo
Bronk shrimps und ■ ilrkun en msaer temnle
at Los Anceles. Such an impressive edifice
Ole. She Uses I lie simplest of formu should be almost sufficient to make the religion of Gau men.
las but Insists up -a the pu: *t of in
Miss Mildred Reeves is secretary to Speaker Nicholas
gredients, ii-un, i c b
>r, ,m I evnp tama fashionable on the west coast.
Longworth of the national House of Representatives,
Dentist—Don't he afraid. You'll he orated milk.
The ri Ipes that she
A break in crude rubber a few davs ago brought the the first woman to hold the position.
profoundly unconscious while I’m ex- uses are:
trading those teeth.
Brank £ írlfT'p*.
price down to 77 cents, as against $1.10 a few weeks ago
Y o l ki« 2 Bf
Patient—That’s what troubles me. I oup. shrln-p*.
Rubber prices, like rubber it
canned or tr.di
H cup »va rated and 36 cents a year ago.
doe. Isn’t there some safe place where
milk
4 tbsp. fat
Atlas is no doubt the patron saint of the hold-up men.
self, are liable to break when stretched too far.
I can leave my roll before 1 take the
An er.fhusJu.-t er.tori*
> n anti
quarian's shop to liavH * Ii>«'» raand.
A young girl stood behind tie rounder.
On the counter on a puce of paper
rested a round yellow nrnrhie
'fi e
enthusiast noticed it.
T h a t ," lie said, excitedly, *‘is ei’ her
a wonderful topaz or an exceptionally
rare piece of amber. Where did you
get u r
*-Garul" said the girl, ‘ that a me bit
at barley sugar 1 Juat been stt- k.ug.’*
V’ n r • i n n
l-^ r i m n v i m a r y
election, he or she is urged to
o p r i n y r r u n u i i t » i call on the reïistrar.
'
gas?
f
On the Radio
Mlnah. Mo—
Catofe 4 J*onX on the radio;
I f It's ewgaakr. don’t let no.
Fuse It In * llttls mo’
A Boston Lady In Chicago
A lady want Into s department More
and atld to the clerk :
“I would like a diminutive enne
i*m l perforated, with symmetrical In
dentation*.*
The clerk said he did not have such
a thing.
“ Oh yen," replied the customer. “ I’d
like a thimble."
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jfnportant Thing
f t doean't » a ft e r how aid yen art
Apt h e « yon are at*.
The
A return*
scientific
eapffil
tion found two new volcanoes in ac-
tiva eruption In the Pacific.
A t
tracted by the immense supply of
.food, whales and porpoises A allow.
Ad in the mass o f foam caused hy
the violent collision o f two great
y u m n t i meeting in a tide race.
Vi <*up water
H t«P
Few grain* cay
1 tbsp. flour
A. W. Trenholm of SJt. Paul, vice-president of the
2
1 • leu io n Ju c#
enne
Clean the shrimp: nnd <>ok In hnlf Omaha railroad who began as a water-boy on a section
the fat ftir 2 ininitio*: add seesonlnt
and lemon: rook V minute* longer Re gang at the age of 10, has just retired at the age of 67,
move shrimps and make a while sauee ii le and hearty.
His exceptional physical condition is
of the remain tig fat. dour and milk; P ” o b a b l y due to the fact that he never wasted his ener
when thickened tul-l volk* of eggs
slightly beaten, stirring In quickly uni' gies in the strenuous grind of a vacation. He never had
¿poking two rolnut * , mid rhe shrimps. one in his 57 years of service.
CHIck'o en
1 oup evaporated i
1 fender chicken
All surgeons of the famous Mayo clinic at Rochester
milk
for roasting
have been furnished life insurance as a gift from the
1 lb«! chirped
t tbsp butter
parsley
i
I tbsp lard
With all their skill, these eminent disciples
t cups chopped j institution.
Salt and pepper
mu brooms
1 of Galen can not keep one another from shuffling o ff
1 pint hot wi.te
Clean chicken, split down back, anil |
lay breast upward In cnwerolc spread I the mortal coil occasionally.
fat over brenst lust with «alt and pep- I
In Germany it isn’t permissible to bestow a family
per, add UpJ water, cover pjneely and !
tpok In hot oven one hour
When name upon n child as a given name, hence they have no
i
u; m .
o l d »*
* o u - j *
j
nearly tender put lu evaporated milk. •
B'Uthroonis and I'.uwlejf Cover again,
and cook 20 minute* longer,
herre r s / u A
h
hot In casserole.
. ed us from a Groyer Cleveland Bergdoll.
It
the
W'juires
two-ton
six
efir
floor o f the W a‘
men
to
covering
c ir r y '
the
oo • àaïrber of
Castle in -Kvg-
the King's W nd*
land. It is M) foet long sn<l 40 feet
wide and took seven years to weave.
Ri'hard and John W»hbcr. twin brothers of Swansea.
Wales, have both completed 59 years of perfect attend-
cnee at church.
Miss F H e Hurst until recently a skirt-maker in New
York, has achieved a sensational success as a singer in
London.
Unlike truth, pedestrians crushed to earth seldom rise
again.
We should take our grievances seriously, inasmuch as
no one else does.
Suffering from lost memory is getting to be almost
as good a defense as going plumb crazy.
The Chicago grand opera singer who filed a petition
in bankruptcy had probably been too prodigal with her
high notes.
Even If George Washington did make liquor, as Ru-
jiert Hughes de lares, he probably told the truth about
its quality.
George II of Greece may locate in Florida and with
“ s ir s
^
ouKhi to ,ind a good openin* for
I°wa justice announces that he will marry couples
LW0 bushel)* of porn. Some we know would
do the Job (‘°r a pin*.
A Utu . editor avers that “ since the undress fashion
began, reta in diseases have completely disappeared.”
Includi j, we assume, poor eyesight
\or a f* *