THE GATE CITY JOURNAL
WEAK, RUN-DOWN
NERVOUS, DIZZY
Mr*. Leo Suffered From All
These Troubles, but Lydia E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound Made Her Well
Location o f Ores
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Terre Haute, Indiana. —“ I was weak
|l=s
and run-down and in such a nervous con
dition that 1 could
C H A P T E R X V I — C o n tin u e d
hardly do my work.
I was tired all the
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time and dizzy, had I “Wherever a Scot happens to be,”
no appetite and could
said Janet, “ is Scotland.”
not sleep. I tried
“The law can't really he exactly like
different medicines
for a year but they that,” said the princess. “ It would be
did not help me. too inconvenient.”
Then my husband
“That is the law.” said Janet. “ If
saw the ad. for Lydia I say that I’m married to him, I shall
EL Pinkham’s Vege he, and there’ll he no getting out of
table Compound in
the newspapers and it. That would be intolerable.”
“It wouldn’t be particularly pleas
had me take it. I regained my strength
and never felt better m my life. It com ant for me, either,” said Tommy.
pletely restored me to health. I had
He ought not to have said that; but
practically no suffering when my baby he was getting angry with Janet. A
boy was born and he is very strong and woman has a perfect right to refuse
healthy. I know that the Vegetable
Compound is the best medicine a woman to marry any man who asks her; buf
can take before and after childbirth for she ought not to tell him to his face
health andstrength. I would be willing that he is Intolerable. No man can he
to answer letters from women asking expected to submit tamely to that,
about the Vegetable Compound. ” — particularly when he has not really
Mrs. W e J. L e e , Route L, Box 648, offered himself ns a husband.
Terre Haute, Indiana.
“ Besides,” said Calypso, “ if he mar
Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable Com ried you, what would happen to poor
pound is a dependable medicine for all Miss Temple?”
these troubles.
“ I wish to goodness Miss Temple
For sale by druggists everywhere.
was here,” said Tommy: “ you won’t
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“As well us I can make out,” she said,
“ they’re saying that the photographs
on the passports are not in the least
like us.”
“Tell them,” said Tommy, “ that
that’s a mutter of opinion, and that if
they know anything about the recent
Cubist and Vorticist developments
they’ll see at once that these photo
graphs represent our subconscious
selves and are exactly like them.”
“ I don’t believe I could say all that
even in German.” said Calypso, “ and
I don’t know two hundred words of
Megalian, which is what they’re talk
ing.”
The chauffeur, seeing that some
thing hail gone wrong, left his car and
approached the Megaflans with his
overcoat' flying wide open. They were
less impressed than the Germans by
Ids display of weapons. In fact they
were not impressed at all. All they
did was unbutton their own coats and
show that they possessed weapons of
similar kinds.
“This.” said Tommy, “ is getting quite
like Ireland.”
The chauffeur quacked at the Me-
galians in Lystrian. They replied in
Megalian, a language which consists
principally of sounds like hisses. He
quacked again, hut mingled a few
hisses with his quacks. They hissed in
reply, but uttered a few quacks too.
Gradually the speakers drew together
until the Meguliuns were quacking
which they continually perform, keep
rows of spittoons In their churches (a
sign of real reverence) and have sev
eral well authenticated miracles every
year.
A new fu ll set o f
As soon as they realized that Janet
C h a m p io n s every
was a priestess, deeconess or abbess,
they made no difficulties about allow
10,000 m iles w ill
ing the party to go on.
greatly improve en
Calypso’s spirits rose after passing
gine performance and
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the frontier posts. That corner of the Having cleared your skin keep It clear
pay for themselves in
Megalian territory consisted of the old
o
il and gas saved.
by making Cuticura your everyday
kingdom of Lystrla, so that the prin
toilet preparations. The Soap to cleanse
cess was at last hack in her own land.
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
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The few peasants who were herding
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cattle on the hillsides were Lystrians heal, the Talcum to powder and per
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and no doubt talked to one another in fume. No toilet table Is complete
uine by the double •ribbed core»
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chauffeur used. The cattle were Lys
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trian cattle, long-horned, active little
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beasts, which looked as if they afford- i The Miller apleulturul library at
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ded Hi tie milk when alive and not the Wisconsin College of Agriculture
much meat when dead. The cottages | contains more than 1,100 books and
were Lystrian, the roads, the heather, \ bulletins relating to bee culture.
the mountains themselves, all were ! After the death of Dr. Charles C.
Lystrian. Calypso drew deep breaths Hiller at Marengo, 111., In 1920, fellow
of Lystrian air with keen delight, beekeepers sought some means of per
pointed out one thing after another petuating his memory. A memorial
to Janet, who was not deeply inter library was finally decided on, which
ested. Now and then she clapped her was endowed by the beekeepers and
hands with joy.
others. Because of the interest which
The spirits of the hrlgnnd chauffeur the Wisconsin College-of Agriculture
rose too. He still drove carefully. Any displayed In beekeeping the Miller ,
other kind of driving would have library was established there.
brought swift disaster on the Lystrian j
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roads. But he blew his horn when- j ument to beekeeping, says a bulletin I
ever he saw a man, woman or child, | by XL F. Wilson, In charge of the I
however distant. He threw off his cap agriculture department of Wisconsin
and let the mountain air blow freely college.
through his thick curly hair. Once,
for a short while, he quickened the I
L ife ’ s Span E x ten d in g
car’s pace and pursued a hare which
In
spite of the fact that the con- !
was foolish enough to run straight
along the road. After a while he be tlnued betterment of health and liv
gan to sing, mere snatches of song at ing conditions In this century has
first, in the end whole verses. This i given Americans the expectancy of
was highly unconventional behavior in j longer and longer lives, the average
a chauffeur driving a royal car. Blit American had Ills "expectancy of
Calypso did not resent it. She seemed life” reduced from 58.01 years In 1021
actually pleased. Soon she joined him i to 57.32 years In 1923, or a loss of
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In singing. When the man heard her about eight months.
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Calypso started the Lystrian national ! for 1924 and 1925 the expected spun
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anthem, a wild tune, as exciting ns from birth to death will be a larger
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of the grandeur of the old Russian j u banner year.
czarist national air. The chauffeur i
joined In with at kind of fierce enthu- I
H a s B rains to S p are
sinsni. They sang the tune through to ^ Six brains in one are said to he
get her three or four times. Then Cn- f possessed by Mr. Harry ICahne, an
lypso leaned forward and laid her hand American now visiting In London.
on Tommy’s shoulder.
Simultaneously he will rend a news
P reserv in g W ild C a m e
“Join in.” she said. “ You sing, too. paper, write the headlines upside
Those who want to see our big
Let’s all sing.”
down and backwards on a blackboard, game protected commend the stute au
She shook up Janet, who was doz at the sunje time spelling the words thorities of South Dakota for their
ing. and told her to sing.
the right w ay; speak continuously to conservation of several valuable spe
Janet has no more ear for music his audience; answer questions giving cies of fast-perishing fauna In the
than a crow has. Hymns are the only the exact populations and industries state park set apart in the Black
things she ever attempts to sing, and of the biggest towns o f Great Britain, hills. Here there are 110 buffalo,
I am told that when she does the rest Canada and the United States; write 1,000 elk, 2,000 deer, 300 beaver, 400
of the congregation suffers acutely.
backward anti upside down columns coons and thousands of game birds.
It was her attempt at the Lystrian of figures which totaled 7,123,546,937, The nominal value of the creature*
national anthem which put a stop to a figure previously ngreed upon by Is 8105,000, but as teachers of natural
the singing in the end. Janet, who Is the audience.
history they are worth Incalculably
quite unconscious of her Infirmity,
more.
sang loud when she began to enjoy
In tropical countries the sound of
herself. She has a very powerful thunder is so common that weather
It doesn’t matter If beauty Is only
voice. The chauffeur must have been men often forget to register all the skin deep as long us the skin Is worn
actually musical, more musical than storms.
on the outside.
either Tommy or the princess. His
face twitched when Janet’s high notes I
reached him. His steering became I
very erratic and once or twice he ran *
the car dangerously near the edge of I
the roan. He tried to assuage his mis- |
ery by sounding his horn fiercely when i
he knew a high note was coming in
the song. I suppose this only made
the discord 'more intolerable. At last
he stopped the car. turned round, and
quacked out an angry speech to the
princess.
Calypso understood what he said
well enough. She would probably have
understood his feelings even if he had 1
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Janet. But she was very tactful.
“ Sandor says that we had better
stop singing. The mountain air is had
for the voice and we shall have sore
throats tomorrow If we go on.”
What Sandor really said was that
unless the English housemaid stopped
squalling he would he forced by un
controllable emotion to stab her and
throw her out of the car.
They drove on without singing for
the rest of the afternoon, steadily '
climbing into the mountains by twist- j
ing and sometimes perilous roads. At 1
about six o’clock they reached the
highest point of a lofty pass. On each
side the mountains rose to snow-clad j
peaks. In front the road dipped steep- !
|y into a narrow valley. Beyond the
valley stood, steep and frowning, an
other mountain. On its side, perched
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Toe car plunged into the valley, nut
of the sunshine info deep shadow.
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listen to me. But if she were here she
wouldn’t want to marry me any more
than either of you does. But anyhow,
if we’re to go on at all, one of you
must own up to being my wife. “ I’ll
eave you settle It between your
selves.”
5 o o th in q a n d He&linq
lie walked off, walked to the car
ind looked at It, walked a little way
-----------------------------I dong the road and back again, finally
■»at down on a stone and looked at the
Green’ s
river, which ran, turbid and yellow,
August Flower tnder a little bridge.
f a r Constipation,
| But Tommy’s ill temper never lasts
In d ig e s tio n an d ! long, and he is a man of active and
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| -esourceful mind. In a quarter of an
our he was hack with a proposal to
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“ According to that Scotch law of
vours,” he said to Janet, “ would you
W e a k , N o b le C rea tu res
>e married to a man if you said you
In tills world there arc» thousands ol vere his wife, but lie didn’t say he
weak, noble creatures who fancy thal vas your husband?”
“Of course not,” said Janet.
sacrifice always must he the last wort
“ Even if there were witnesses pres
of duty; thousands of beautiful aoulf
that know not what should be don< e t ? ”
“That wouldn’t matter,” said Janet.
and seek only to yield up their life
holding that to be virtue supreme ‘Unless we both said we were married
They are wrong; supreme virtue con ve wouldn’t be married.”
“And supposing while you were sa.V-
slats in the knowledge of what shouk
he done, in the power to decide foi ng you were his wife another man
ourselves whereto we should offer out said he was your husband—quite a
lifferent man whom you didn’t claim
life. Maeterlinck.
it all—which of* them would you lie
narried to?”
“ I shouldn’t he married to either,”
odd Janet.
“ Even according to the Scotch law?”
“Of course I shouldn’t.”
“ Very well,” said Tommy, “ when we
ret to that frontier post you say that
’olonel. Heard is your husband. He
m’t say that you’re Ills wife because Above Them the Schloss, With the
16 won’t be there. Therefore you won't
Light Still Bright on it, Looked
>e married to him. 1 shall say that
Like a Fairy Palace.
ou’re my wife, hut if you don’t claim
ne as a husband, which you won’t, nearly ns much as they hissed and the
laving already claimed Colonel Heard, chauffeur was hissing frequently. The
hen you won’t he married to me and princess understood about half of what
1 shan’t be married to you. In fact, each party said.
ve shan’t either of us he married to
“They’ve just asked him,” she said,
IN SIST! Unless you see the
iny one, even by Scotch law. That “ which of us la your wife.”
vill he all right, won’t It?”
“Tell him,” said Janet, "to say I’m
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“Besides,” said Calypso, “ Colonel not.”
are not getting the genuine
But it was too late to tell him any
Ieard seem« to be married already,
Bayer Aspirin proved safe by
md nothing you could say would make thing. He was making a long speech
millions and prescribed by phy
in mingled hisses and quacks.
miy difference to that, would it ? ’
The princess giggled again.
“ Exactly,” said Tommy. “That’s an
sicians for 24 years.
“ He's just told them,” she said, “ that
ther point. Even Scotch law can't
Accept only a
et a man in for bigamy, in that cas- I’m Mrs. Heard, and that we’re all
inl way, especially against his will, French subjects.”
Bayer package
“ I won’t he called French,” said
md I don’t suppose Heard particular-
Janet.
y wants to marry you.”
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"I hope he’ll he careful," said Tom
“ So that’s settled,” said Calypso.
ITandy “ Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
Janet did not seem satisfied, and I my. “ I can’t talk French any more
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•an sen reel y wonder. A woman as in- than 1 can German. Why didn't he
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imately connected as she is with the say we were English?”
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“ It’s no use saying that to the Me-
novement for reuniting the Christian
■hurches of the world has to lie very galians,” said the princess. “They
E arly H a n d k e r c h ie f
Churchmen have been credited with •tirefill of her reputation. It would he think the English never send armies
being the first to use handkerchiefs In i terrible tiling for her if it were to j anywhere or do anything except pay
Europe, and for a time priests alone •ecome generally known that she other people’s debts for them. But
I aimed a married man as her husband. they’re desperately frightened of the
were permitted to carry them. Even
they were subjected to certain restric Flint is the sort of thing a woman nev- French.”
The chauffeur quacked and hissed a
tions of use, for the handkerchief •r quite succeeds In living down, and
little more.
lormcd part of the vestments of the the world is censorious.
“ I’m awfully sorry,” said Calypso to
cleric’s office and as a “ facial,” by j The men at the German frontier
Janet, “ hut he's just told them that
hich name it was known, was worn post turned out to he peaceful and
you’re my maid.”
by the priest officiating before the pilot. They looked i«t the passports
The man hail been treating Janet as
tint made no comment on them. They
altar.
inquired whether the travelers were if she were a servant ever since the
taking any new clothes, gramophones, party left Breslau. She was deter
V e r y Sad
photographic apparatus, surgical in mined to assert herself and not to
Irene*—"Did you ever see a mosquito struments, telescopes or dyes out of leave the Megalinns under a false im
( •)?” Mildred---"No, hut once I saw ! Germany. The princess said that their pression.
“ Please toll him at once.” she said,
dresses were years old, that they all
n moth ball.”
hated gramophones and never took “ to say that I'm the European repre
photographs. Janet added solemnly sentative of the League for Establish
that the party did not possess a single ing World Peace Through the Union
lancet or a telescope. Tommy, when of Christian Churches.”
She spoke so fiercely that Calypso
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lie understood what was happening,
M B itten to a wholesom e tonic.
said “ Noin” four or five times emphat dared do nothing hut obey her. She
ically. Then there were some inquir did her best to explain to the chauffeur
ies about the ear. The princess asked Janet Church’s position in the religious
the bearded chauffeur to produce his world. I do not know what the chauf
papers. lit getting at an Inside pocket feur thought or how much he under
tie displayed his pistols and knives to stood of what was said to him. Nor
great advantage. The Germans asked ¡s there any way of finding out what
no more questions about the car. did he told the Megalian soldiers, or how
not loot at the papers and permitted much they understood. But the effect
the travelers to go on. Very likely, on them was excellent.
They all took off their hats, knelt
like Dogberrys’ watch, they thanked
down and crossed themselves piously.
God they were well rid of a knave.
They must somehow have gathered
The Megaliana, when the car reached
their post, turned out to be men of that Janet was an ecclesiastic of an
quite a different kind. They looked as unusual kind. They continued to kneel
wvajr* and were quite as well armed for several minutes in hope of a ben
as the chauffeur. They spoke a tongue ediction which Janet did not gi\e
which was neither German nor the them.
(T O BR CO N TIN V B D .»
Trovte tells me that Megalinns have
rpiNcking language of the Lvstrlans.
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Tommv and Jane» did not understand the reputation of being the luost re
a word of It. Even the princess seemed lig io u s people In Europe. They take men and of traveling POO miles without
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of the smoke as It drifts away, and
! If he sees It disappearing through
tiny breaks In the rock formation,
the workings are extended In that
direction, which often learls to Inner
| caves, rich In ore. Minerals In this
j region seem to have been deposited
I In cavities which lie In an approxl-
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The mine
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