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BILL BOOSTER SAYS
FOR W H AT, INDEED
W x r t BE Quitte tö ewn-
“ Portaw! Portaw! Come hee h at
W*nce!" cried the Englishwoman :r u
the riirrlage window, in tl.al
-
geruted uecent that the Scots a "it
aland—the train was at Aberdeen sia-
tton.
“ What d’ye want?” asked the red-
he.r . ,1 little Scottish porter.
“ I ’ortaw! I've Inst my luggage!”
■'Then” —strolling away—“ for what
wad yc he wantin' a porter?“ —London
Evening News.
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A ! / Cß-E t R.EMEMSER , TVÆ
MAU VJWO kl EVER M>A¿E£ m is
takes IS W S FEUCHJ WHO
UEVEft OOES AkMm\UQ“ AUO
M 1S W K AREUf W E VJOeST
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Those Sweet Words
The presumptive bridegroom had
brn at Ids presumptive s ster-ln-luW
(u. -d five) n bar of chocolate.
“ Kce how good Edwin is," said Ills
llan re.
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fo r ?
'I golfed with Jack this morning and
he proposed to me nt the nlntii hole. ’
“That's nothing I golfed with him
last week and lie proposed to me at
the third hole.”
How ilo you mean?"
I, 1 I
d fatli r to" mother
i l a \ as lat ter than nooi.ily!”—
Tapis. B us
Is.
Bridge Too Narrow
D o w n In the cre ek
Sleeps J er r y Bass;
T h e b r id ge w as n a r ro w ;
H e tried to pass.
T U I K NO W N ~ACT
Just the Thing
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COOtost d rddo rt, m . ' A ' ¿ 0 o f
V«. ioU event«.
ti f P . mlleton, w ri 8
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cha?npii «flip t •r \vi « ! le r in 192 ,
And ho hI’.r ol the w i . k ì ' m record t < r
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thruwmg a st, _r in s»i
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ia ttiTBOo{ th j ;* j f riun Or
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in Ui« Cn c.,git r ■d. u. Olbers Iroiii
Ureif *n wno liH^e t*i kan notando pari
in previous world championship rodeo
contest« and who are expected to al-
tend ihu Chicago contest uae: Fox
H mting*. Loretta Butler ar.d Opsl
Wood, all of Pendleton, and Everett
Kigga o f Lake View.
Local items
Vo .della Baxter o f Wilder was vis
iting fu uds 11 Ny i * Tuesday.
District Attorney E. M Blodgett
and fa n v ret n i l
Tnursday tru
an auto trip to Port.add ai.d num. tout»
other WiMa no tu vality towns.
H
was a corn lined uusineas und pleasut*
trip. Mr B iO lg ilt having importai><
law c iet •> t Doth 1 ortiano and Sa.tL .
W nil» at. Uu latter place he wei t
ill. »ugh uie formality of being an-
ni .ed to praclicu oof. re the aupretnc
court
Gigantic Maple Tree
Wlfio -They say It tubes nine tailors
to make a mau—1 hope that Isn’t so
III your case.
Hubby—I can’t say; but I can tell
you for a certainty one dressmaker
cun break me.
The largest maple tree In the state
of Maine Is In the dooryard of the
Hurd homestead at Fr.vehurg Harbor.
Many people traveling through the
town stop ti) admire It and oftentimes
to measure It. The circumference of
the tree one foot from the ground Is
28 feet, and nt the smallest part of the
trunk It Is 22 feet around.
Stripping Gears
Wh e n some fool woman d r i v e r .t r i p s
the
B ears,'
Said mean old Hip,
“ I f it l' not my w ife , I think that It's
A comic strip."
Eat Fish for Iodine
Glasgtw sm Old CHy
Lack i f Iodine In the system of
those living in Inland sections of the
country makes them more subject 'o
goiter than those who live near the
►cu. As seafood contains Iodine doc
tor. are udi.Aiig people in the moun
tainous and Inland sections to eat
more fish with the result that the de
mand for canned fish aid oysters I*
gri.vin.; rupldiy tlirougheiit ths mid
dle stutea.
Arrordlng t# tr*dittos, the d to •-
Olaegmv, Ssotlaed. w4* flhnded *0
early ie 300 A. O H » » • » • lBdu*
trial and i "O iu M | ll lM lm »t**r« te It’)
eituation la ■ «s tr ic t «tseuadta« In
coal and Iro*, to lie locatl«* «ear tho
mouth of the (Svde and te Ite — edef
ful harbor df >•* i f *
Wanted a C htn gt
Dorothy yawned and announced! "v
do wleh that schoel wnn over. «**1
summer was over, end I hnd n seer
teacher.” Her mother l o e k n i n n * l
smiled. "W hy do yeu w l« i nlf^hntT’
she asked. Dorothy yawned again
“ Well,” said she, " I ’m se «re d e f de
spis’ing the same toafW rJ-
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Deadly Eowie Knife
“ I!a's not only good — he's b iter.”
M IV
THE CAT
Queer Fishing Apparatus
Two small boys at Sydney, Australia,
recently caught 15 fish at one# hy
lowering a large bottle containing
bread into the water. The fish were
so hungry for bread that they slipped
through tlie neck of the bottle and then
couldn’t get out.
“ I could relate Instances that would
arouse your righteous wrath I” de
clared lion. Thomas Itott in the midst
of his address. “ I could tell you things
that would make you lilush—”
“ Tell us I Tell ns!" cried several
eager voices from the crowd.
The bowie knite is named for Col
James Bowie, who introduced It In
Texas. According to one accoun' Col
onel Howie had occasion to fight with a
broken sword und found It so effective
that he equipped his men with long
dagger sla pi .1 knives. T?iey wer*. how
Appropriats
ever, sharp on one edge only. Sis«**1
*T can never tinderstand," nnltl
knives quite iinilar In design were In
use ¡D ji ,,x|
p |s probable that the Thompson to his friend, ‘ why pec
slst on calling your new M tn e js bun
Idea was guined from than
galow." "W ell. It’s very e a « V e*
plained,’’ wae the reply. "Bn Oté flret
place tjh® Job wee a Htingto snd In th'j
Deep Mints
In the Michigan copper district there second I still ewe for I t "
Is a mine with a 8,700-fee« shaft, nee
third of a tulle longer than the shaft
of the Brazilian mine elteslrd near
Minas Genies. Tills is 5.726 fset deep.
The Michigan mine shaft is Inclined
at an angle of approximately 38 de
grees. which makes tile mine shallower
than the Brazilian shaft which has a
vertical depth of 0.720 feet.
Steel Leng i* CAto
Steel has been known S w eery
early Hmes. but where and Vrw It w»U
first manufactured ie not < e i»lf««y «)•
corded. Damask steel uMM In toaWl|;
sword blades was k n o t« in Orlemul
countries from a remote pnrtod.
Muet Not Carry Arme
Business Done by Checks
Blarney With an Object
“ Why is a strong man like you
found begging?”
“ Ah, madam. It Is the only profes
sion In which u gentleman can address
a beautiful lady without the formality
of an Introduction.”
Inherited
Visitor— I presume your children
ask you a great many embarasslng
questions?
Dad—Yes, It Is wonderful how I'ke
their mother those youngsters are.—
Edinburgh Scotsman.
A soldier is not allow «« t5 entry
urms except while on d d ÿ. AU arici
are ka«)t closely checked had are locks,1
up tn tlie arms rack at beudqhartera
whenever a soldier is off ffhty.
Tlie term "bank clearings” relates
to the aggregate amount of checks and
drafts exchanged between members of
a clearing house association and car
ried there daily for an adjustment of
the differences. In large cities more
than 90 per cent of the commercial
business Is done by means of checks
and drafts and less than 10 per cent
Is done with cash.
Marriage Rings Ancient
It is probable that a marriage ring
encircled the finger df the wtfh ef the
fitA pharaeh. It was in «se tn Rome
at thh beginning of uie •hrlstlau era.
T/ k ’. s a i " Sixrprised Lim
l’rutii » «franger tltnn fiction. More
,inn . i ai'.'ss, worth ot corset* nere
i.iade li
)vai'. Columbi* Record.
First Women Jurors
The first Jury containing women was
drawn In Laramie, Wyoming tenritory.
Added Attraction
“ H e y !”
“ Well?" *
“ This acreage you sold me for my
subdivision is under four feet of wa
ter.”
"Advertise It as the Venice of your
section. Nothing could be more at
tractive than that."
Innocent Child
"Elsie,” said her mother, “ I hope you
never say anything ut the neighbors’
about the quarrels between your papa
und me.”
“ Oh, no, mamma.” returned Elsie, “ I
never do. Hut when you are pleasant
to each other I always mention 1L”
Call V/ebster
“ Hog pardon, nre you a prizefight
er?”
“ I’m a pugilist—not n prizefighter.
I suppose you're one of them re
porter^”
“ No, I ’m a Journalist."— Washing
Mr. and Mrs. C. L. McCoy and ton Cougar’s Paw.
children spent last Sunday in Nampa
A N D THEY M E A N TO BE
visiting relatives
l ittle LiVelyn Lackey, grandau^hUi
o f Mr and . ra J T l ong who uii
tierweni an operation lor appendicil.i
last weelv, 10 oo.ng nicely ana .»u
able to leave the hospital tins week
Mrs. Saraii Me Jonnell is quite ill at
her home
E li McDonald, woo beer, visitini
relatives herd tor the pa&l two w etkt,
is at Payet e visiting his daKiKlnn,
Mrs George Vv rd O.. Suud*y h
Will awIt’'d a big reunion of the in»
Donnu tamily ut Baser.
Anion^
to i t v. ho win Lu prtoeul at the 1 .
union wi l oe iklta i iorew.ee Jaspc:
and 1 -.'lily ot LaGrunde, oars. Atu>.
Beau and iamiiy ol Elgin, Dwight ai.u
Gordon alcDonald.
Mother— Boys wRll be boys, my dear;
but girls should—
Modern Duuglit»»r—Should be boys’
tee I
Lighter Than Truck
T h is m on u m en t's
F o r Jat kson D ru ck ;
I lls Ig-.zli. w as lig h te r
Th «oi t h e truck.
Cl’izens’ Meeting
The directors o f lbs Owyhee lrrig a
tioa District hereby call a mealing o!
all w h . arc iiueresteil in tha cump.e
tion o f tha Owyhee project.
The object ol tha m eeting is to con
aider ways and meant to cacti n tin
work on the project and tu advert). ,
ttw resources ot this section. Sai>;
inc.ting to be held In the Nyt-sa liors
ry t eeii) luesday. August 11, 11)26, t.
8 p. in.
J. J. hsraain
H. J. Davis
S. D. QosharC
Dtrsotart .
Quarter Days W iry
Quarter days arc. In 'KngUtul. tin
days which begin the Pbur quarter« o
tin* year: March ’«*C>, or I.a.ly duy
June 24, or Midsummer day; Beptoni
ber 21), nr Mlcbaelniaa day. and
camber 2fi, or Christ
day. In tin
l ulled States, In law, quarter days are
the tlrst o f
April, July nr,
i Vtober. In the relation between tom
lord
teuant In soni« rtat.s the)
are the first o f May, Anguei. Novem
tier and February.
T in t» in Stocks
“ But these 8/ •curltlea are bordered
In green.”
“ Well, tnndaln?”
“ All tUe flnayiclal writers urge people
to stick to gilt-edge stufr."— Louisville
Court,¡r-Joury at.
A M atter of Color
"So Jock Rkchlrtgh tried hard to
kiss you last nlglM and you didn’t
know which wny to turn?”
"N o; I didn't know whether he pre
ferred a Hushing girl or one who
pales."
Burglars' Mistake
Ministers W lfw -W a k e up! There
are burglars In tlie house.
Minister—Wellv what o f tt? Let
them find out »heir mistakes them
selves.—Georgia, Yellow Jacket
mas
January.
and
There’re Others
Fond Hubby— 1 phone my w ife *
dozen times a duy.
Friend—I know several men who
do the sunie tliligg.—Oklahoma Whirl
wind.
He Shou Id Know
"Did you ever meet a man who
maile you feel ns If he were secretly
laughing nt you?”
"Yes— my wife's divorced husband J”
Usage of L\ mguage
“ Is John down on
"No,”
"W hy oot?”
the farm?"
"HAU, be a duna oa « he farm.* ,
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