F F 1 r- mutuili iiuuMai• w IMimi litt IIHIMIII lillfMItni I ! Mil 1:111 II M il imwr We Buy Hides and Pelts and Cure Haïti and Bacon for Farm ers $1,441,488 A YEAR'S EATS ENOUGH FOR FOUR MEM f DISASTER RELIEF COST Probably Largest Human Consumer a Food in the World Threaten* t# Afflict Russia. Red Cross Aided 145,000 Vic tims in United States— Losses Total $30,000,000. Highly Interesting la the coincide«« that the largest human consumer f t food In the world should be a Rur and, though at present outside i.[stressed country, he Is announced ¡.nxlous to return to It In order to gV to work on his futher’s farm. Nutq|p has a queer habit of displaying w t: mes simultaneously as If to J « t vith the observer. The giant, Kazanloff by name, Is . rlbed In the Journal of the Arnef- | 1 .i Medical Association as being nine j 1 i three Inches tall and weighing | < pounds, hts proportions being syitoh i leak Four meals a day are need ed to stoke this physic»! engine, h$Q- | gor i 4ng ills governing emotleja. Jn 24 In ,rs he will consume from tour to five pints of milk, from fifteen to twen ty err four pounds ot menL ftv« six e . ves of bread and larg* ties of potatoes, beans and pto. tables, washing down this Gargai repns vith from tour to six pinto <t wine and eight to twulve pints of beef. Tin of the monotonous life of 6 dreu fi elk, this mao mountain longs for lii:i native Siberia, where &19 f v ther is a farmer In moderate; glrquak t- and soon will leave Hungary f« Ids i < nie. Tb« hope 1« ploualrdlfr pro Mint famine ooudtttoos nr^not p c valent at his destination, tok tJ* reason that, os he needs the quiotfty of f,,. .1 Hint will food tour uuBcago b If. men, he will be four tlruc# f f hungry na ills neighbors and tleiX-iMP will become a menace to htmsekf gnu the community. — Cincinnati Bn- quircr. - * an a. ------- ’ When Joking la Dangerous» Husbands shot; 14 be careful, flow they , ring jokes at the table. 4 ^ wives should be alert on guard against the cunscqut nces of a sifigqfiK that amounts to a shock in certain case —such as that at New Yogk re cently, for In. tanqe. Men who toss off jokes nt tha-tabla and cans • their wives to laugh so sudf deal; that they pull a piece of magt into liie trachea und choke to dqgth have a g;.tve responsibility. Of Cdtfrse, the b hi real Joker who gets a fresh stool: eve ry week runs no such risks. Ids wi V Is Immune to laughter at his “fanny . racks,” and stands In no dan ger. But fellows who are pleasant only once in a long time, and who “pifll a Jobe” uerhaps twice in a lifetime, should time their efforts so that their w in have not a mouthful of meat handy to pull Into their windpipe«. For that i not what windpipes are tor, and they resent intrusion of solids.—Ex change. Seventy-two disasters, with hun dreds reported kllhsl and Injured, and more than 143.000 either homeless or requiring assistance, culled for emer gen -y relief measures and the ex penditure of $1,441.480.3« by the American Bed Gross during the flacul year ending June ISO, 1922, according Nyssa, Oregon. to a statement based on the forth coming annual report of the Ited IT" HHUMHI Mil 1111 mil I II II I UMMHmUMi r ,i n h i cullili llilliU.il Mil Mil III 1 Cr. -s. The greatest toll of life was taken by hurricane und tornado, wltile the overflowing of rivers, the Another nice thine about a radio i hreakln;* of dams and torrential rain* concert—one does not have to get up drove the greatest number of people and change the record all the time. from their homes. The property loss H‘ N '’ was estimated at more than $30,- Published every 1 The Prince of W ales got a black eye i oon.ooo. Oregc playing polo In Manila. There’s no The year’s disasters reported In in' fun In getting a black eye that wav. cluded twenty-six floods, nineteen tor H. F . BROWN cs nadoes, fifteen tires, four epidemics, An unbreakable glass has been In- two theatre collapses, tivo shipwrecks I Entered at the Poatoiflee ut -fi sa». v ,ited In Bohemia. Fine! But what (one un airship), and a bridge col Ore (fon, as second-ci**» usi.' m -ttar ti e world needs Is an unlireaknhle lapse, mine explosion, railway colli ul ; r ce. sion. and a drought. Of the floods In ADVEKTISING K ATE3 the United States that at San An- The devil made the country town,” j tnnio, Texas, caused the greatest Display advertising.......26« per inch s a a speaker. It may he his opinion 1 property loss, $0,000,000 and the high 'er hnvlng driven over some of the mark of fatalities, 100, while the Readers rr vlng. flood In the vicinity of Vicksburg and F irst insertion— ...........10c per line Natchez, Miss., forced 31,000 persons Subsequent insertions........ 6c per Hu* | , Switzerland’s watchmaking Industry from their homes. i- sick. Switzerland Is pnylng for the A National Calamity 1st watches tt Inflicted on a helpless SUBSCRIPTION BA TES: In the Red Cross disaster relief w.,rld. records there will probably remain One year, in advance.. ............. J*. ft* «an«/ roar* mo «■¿amity which Six months, in ad- since.--------- .76 ¡ And we distinctly recall that fifty 1 toucbe(1 nwirly every state with ‘ trs ago the girls were admired, re- a c n e (>i horror and of loss. This was he I Germani and It* «parted and loved, though fully ^ distressing collapse of the roof i r ru u for a long time, sin' cessed of the Knickerbocker Theatre In money to the other. --------------------------- I Washington, D. C., resulting In nine- "After n time,” says a wit, "the ! ty-slx deaths and 125 persons Injured, Since wnshing ■.. shea makes ‘he flapper will go the wny the dudes ; situated In the center of the beauti- hands red. It’s a plry you oau't * ah went.” Wrong; the flapper goes her fui Northwest residential section, this dishes with your fa 9. own wny. motion picture theutro was pntronlzed by many persons of prominence both The best thing »out wnmei» >rr- The raise In the price of gnsollne In the official and civil life of the Na tlclpatlng In public affairs is mat It .-'eems to evoke no outcry of agony tional Capital, whose family and per- keeps the affairs public. from the occupants of the Sole Death- gonal connections radiated out over er Express. j the entire country. The horror was Sometlmes the punk ument for Intensified by a terrific gnowstorm speeding Is only a Mow .t. but that Although the western hemisphere is which, though It retarded, did not means a term at hard labor. r*oving noith, the rate of 95 miles In block Red Cross relief. 1,000,000 years Is too slow for ha.v- Airship Crash Finds Aid at Hand It seems to have res « 1 a point f'-ver sufferers. The crash and destruction of the U. where some fellows con ■ 'er It e Mt S. Army’s large airship Roma In Vlr- risky to be looking for p lob. A lltle khl died as a result of eat- gin la last February with the loss of 34 log face cream. Grown men may fat officers and men and 11 injured was )lctur'*vq IP Tonrists visiting tb ten on this stuff, but It Is not a safe the first disaster of Its kind to call for m tn’t ruins in Europe this i Red Gross relief In this country. The diet for babies. ice. •verlook the Genoa con. suddenness of the accident tested the preparedness of the organization and The foreslghted patriot should begin •o tiiere After that plesln-nnn i of the Chapter at Hampton, Va., but >e 4 • oot to pick out the spot on the front porch was no kick whatever . where he will pitch his camp for s the response was Immediate and relief crocodile story from Pr .onla. furnished the survivors, also funds for summer vacation. Joke on Famous Composer. the expenses of relatives o f the dead, Apparently, It Is be tentlon of who i ame from long distances to claim A certain newly rich person with “What Russia Needs Most,” was Europe to try every known method to their own. more money than culture called on M. get our money except asn ’ aggli k us. discussed by a public speaker. Some In the year’s oversea record for aid M. seuet und said that he had seen believe It to be a hair cut, some a rendered by the Red Cross are two his photograph In a paper and had K shave, and some both. General Wu Is a mlllia’ y vlctoi c id r » illig fires in the Philippines, one In Manila, read that he was “a clever pian ist” a big man. If be esn only succeed as eleph: They say gasoline will go to 30 which destroyed 1,000 homes, with a Would M. Massenet play a few piece« a mender of China he will be "tl! luny ; cents, and we suspect that at figure It loss of $1,500,000 and 5,000 persons at a little party! He would be vrell torniei- bigger. will make a good many of the motor made homeless, the other at Tonlo, paid of course! pUt, which drove 3,000 from tlielr dwellings. The world-famous musician yvap poll ; The radio will keep more host "fids ists feel about like tlmt. In medical relief that was quick and greatly amused. “Certainly 1” he re lbs, l at home nights wh.-u b Is deve'oped effective the smallpox epidemic In San Once we called war prices profiteer Domingo, which had a total of 22,000 plied. “What night?” “Thursday,” Jduct; to where It can drown out the na, "fin” “Thursday? What a pity I I am en ing. Now war prices are to prevent iati, >i ; voice. cases with 225 deaths In a single day, profiteering. Even words chunge their tested the readiness of the Red Cross gaged on Thursday. But I can give coll; the address of a friend—an excellent aKs.iL; If you think you nave troubles, con meaning In peace and war. i fnr action, and the same can be said pianist, who can play all the modem ont g sider the ense of the auto driver who of the San Domingo hurricane, which dunces beautifully.” oil If What If the feminine ankle—on the killed 12 persons and reduced the was held up and rohbed while charging So saying, Massenet gave the -un UCPd ' average— Is an inch to an Inch and a homes of 182 persons to wreckage. A tires. •rod u o half lgrger than the old style, so long flood In San Salvador, with a death fortunate newly rich the address of— Saint-Saëns! Obviously the victim of lagnei That bandits use discretion Is indi as the effect Is artistic! J toll of 50 and 2.000 refugees, wns also Massenet’s joke had never heurd Of cated by the fact that none of them | effectually handled by the local Chap Saint-Saëns, for he called on the dis > ? Raced ; If Paderewski can play politics as ter of the American Red O oss. as yet has tackled a .'etall meat tinguished composer and wns promptly *nn oi.J well as he can play the piano he profiteer. R e lie f M a c h in e ry Perfected kicked out. Saint-Saëns brooded leaiini shouldn't have any trouble getting that Tin* year has seen the further per the Insult for some hours befori hnnl.fi "AiitomoMles are now foolproof,” Job as President of Poland. fection of disaster relief administra saw the Joke. n altîï says a magazine. But the real problem tive measures In every field of Ameri |Vlirn p Is how to make pedestrians shock- Peggy the Vamp says she doesn’t can Red Cross activity, and that the fw l 'i absorbers. know why the men nro ernzy over her work may be carried on to still greater Timely Advlc«. fCCon \ hurt our guess Is that It's because they accomplishments the American Red Brown had attended an a c tio n g jitle ,idiirf ) Even if Esperanto neve la adopted, haven’t got any better sense. Cross Is appealing for widespread re of furniture and antiques and l|pd I wins r the various nntlons will hav* no dif newal of membership during the an bought a grandfather clock. ,i albv! ficulty In understanding any talk nual Roll CVI1, to be conducted this After the sale he looked round.. Ì thugi AIO» CHILDREN IN HOPPING about a loan. year from Armistice Day (November Sol ¡lqpnp to carry hjs parchases ty ,f th,7 11) to. anil Including, Thanksgiving to Ids bonne, but. ukisl s i no cotAd.i n nit»' When a he vamp gets Into action, Pennsylvania Woman Hat Put For- Day (November 30). nobody is pr|( ward Ingenious Device Which She folks begin to fee! that somebi ty Is So at last, In despulr, he decfrUfl iterrni playing hookey from the municipal Calls Grasshopper Feet. to be his own beast of burtjen. Aft ’ rock pile. *Uc :(. some difficulty he managed to stri ant v ; Adult human beings are rarely seen Ids cloak onto his back, and trud, en, V The most remarkable thing about to skip and hop. It Is, however, a oil toward home. he ( the rapid spread of radiophone« lr form of exercise In which children A burly navvy happened to come • .arnie / that it has occurred without a law I**'® wont much to Indulge, to the Inorò Tb - Annual Roll Gall of the Ameri round the corner rather abrupt^. M d | g eat benefit of their physical dev el - forbidding It. a collision resulted. n Ir?' i opinent Encouragement of this form can Red Gross for registration of the “Tm sorry,’’ gasped Brown. membership for 1923 will begin on .«s Radio 's » great thing, hut who. I of exercise Is offered by the novel In- “So nm I,” gaid the navvy, . risfQg Arm'-;t Ice Day, November 11, and ■i summer comes its high frequency I ' cation of a woman, May G South . ho, ; clo>. on Thanksgiving Day, November from tho gutter. “If yog can’t b £ k waves cannot compare with the com I r it e of Now York. It Is a pair of i t eohanlcnl grasshoppers, of glim! 30. The ground work for tills stu yer ’ -n why don’t you buy a w r li- mon river variety. V”—London Tit-lllts. — ) s’ze. put on like a pulr of shoes and pendous task of re-enrolling the mem bers dp throughout the vv.irld luts been “Radio Replaces Pigeon,” stirs a fastened hy straps and buckles to the laid In a plan for the first complete headline. Not altogether. Thank good child’s feet. They have legs of spring Juct Matter of Zeros. und romp-ehenslve system of registra-1 ness! we are not yet reedy to be eon '-•■el, terminating In rings which hold French woi-rfbien vverei ta lk T tion of the Red Gross membership In robber feet. A child equipped with tent with radio pie. at a public bar. Of course, since t h v ----- —-------------- -— l ti.ese grasshoppers enn hop, skip or all Its 3,800 active Chapters at home were 'ot talking about horse racing. and abroad. A woman should at t i l times look Jump much more actively, und can get An important feature of the round- her prettiest, according to a speaker | 01 pr ground quicker, while the rub various national debts g*u up the-world Roll Gall campaign will be If not, why has she her vanity cas h“r fpet lessen the shock of allglil a universal effort to re-enllst the rv into trillions uf irancs,” declared on«, ug and give a delightful sea. with her at all times! of ice war time Red Cross work« lr. with ike air of a man who is saying lightness.— Philadelphia Ledger, the peuce program by their p i ¡cl so ¡e.iilng astounding. British scientists say our faces ars Th other didn't bllnh. pillion In the Roll Call. In this winy growing narrower. The minds of so- Gold Film Is Transparent. l I lions, 1 say,” thundered the tile vast army of volunteers will once called reformers also nave ahown a Gold 1-2,7!>SJHS) of an Inch thlrk, or more affiliate with the work of the tlrst. “Do you know what a trillion tendency In that direction. la?” 10,584 times thinner than the ordì Red Gross In Its manifold phases. Co nary sheet of printing paper bus re “S' drawled Ids friend, “the operation also bus been assured by Newspaper Jokes have one .Ivan j ccntly hern produced. One grain of Government and private maritime In mie : s n billion, only a lot more tage over the Jokes your friend « tell the previous metal of this thl.-kn.-s terests in a deep-sea Roll Gall that el oa.” you—If you don’t feel like la> thin« 1 covers nearly four square feet of invi Is designed to reach every men at them you don’t have to. «nil Is perfectly transparent. capal Hat Warn in SCO. or potential member In every pn t , - The process of obtaining the thin Originally the llaru or triple crown ♦hr world who may be en voyi g m A device has been pc-fected to re rust film Is to cut a sheet of eoppei temporarllv in any port. ■f the pope, was a plain high cap, cord everything done bj a man when to a determined size nnd place (t In Thom :?ii b of Chapters will il *pl much like those In which d,.ges of up In the air. Voters bare been Icing sn electric hath, where sufficient gob' the li-ipi ' n-uss plan of enroll nr \ cub e are so often represented In oil of *bat with polltlelnns fo* jr» ars. Is deposited on one surface of th* which pi - ic.ted In Pltteb M*£.\ \\ Itere pictures. It was first Introduced by piste, to produce the finest gold coloi uplit. laut year it r, suited In u :iiiM,,ihef Hope Nb liolas I. In M0. Just whan Then incrc.isi* i>f ft) per cent A l rei luriN the first o n .n e t was added la * mat- I fathers decreed that Ikwernlble. To separate the film ot bd«l he the asylum for the fold from the copper, the gold-plated In th!«* y r's rnn.palgn « Il Ito kept I ter of uncertainty, hut the second was j bey did n*t -can to make copper strip Is Immersed In a weak « n st:iml 1 size car.b; t ' he filet 1 by I bleed by Pope Bonifare VIII in 1285 \ »1 lunaf solution of nitric add for several emit <*! : . er fur future ■ 13S«.th* ,hlr<1 ^ l>OPO Urban V’ ahout i days. The copper Is entirely dissolved leaving the film of gold flouting on A rt«v v l TP i » It the surface of the liquid. The film Is -orrtctln g ■> Sa.ld'e Note. |„ „„ then collected on a glnss plate.—Popu *>, ■ td Hi I I... g 'he corroctlon of raddle nose lar Science Monthly. I w h e. .-n II > and tip -rregi.inrittp., m>ifM #n tl . Pharise e : “The F»n s. y were a Incision on the und-r surface of the mean, measly lot. Due day one of Up of the nr„ . pu raile, with the long them gave our a penny nnd our axis of the nostrils, converting the na« Lord held It out In his hand and looked at It with scorn nnd said. “Whose *ut>. ” ,lp lM0 * hood. The Implant or transplant nsod to straighten the nose •crlutlon is this?” * Inserted into this pocket.—Ness ^ «»rk World Vf 1/ NY SS a ai L a T MARKET = GATE CITY JOü.íN.’iL Red Cross Roll Call Heard World Around th.\v .ere linking about politic» •J GROSS HEALS WOUNDS OF 25.000 Disabled Ex-Service M ol in Hospitals After Four Years of Peace. CHAPTERS’ FIELD OF SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT Every Veteran Needing Help Gc t» Individual Attention of Synr pathetic Workers. To the Public: We are now open and doing business hi o ld stand remodeled. Service and qUa|;t. [ u se d to be. Your patronage w ill be ap J When on November 11 the world halts to observe the fourth unn!. c- 1 sary of Armistice Duy, and the Ameri can Red Cross Inaugurates Its Annual Roll Call for the enrollment of the 1923 membership, the people of the United States may well pause to think *f the unpuralleled contribution to '* cause of peace made by our Army a d Navy In the World War. The glory et It Is a common tradition; but tho wounds of war remain. They are m l j healed in a day, In a year, nor In four years. And on Armistice Day there j will be under treatment In Government hospitals over 25.000 ex-service men, broken physically by wounds, expo sure, nervous strain and exhaustion Incident to their service in the war. The Government without stint is un dertaking to furnish these disabled men with the compensation and med ical care to which they are entitled, yet their especial care Is a duty of the Red Cross. Why? Because the (Jov- y — p t du«Mt tw ill» the aaecH •x-aervfc« men todlvtdnafiy; It must handle these men In bulk under a Use of Vole* Aid te Hea.xrv A Memory, standardized policy. Tho Government Actors, singer« preachers and law “1 on talk about the g has neither the authority, the funds yer* are said to benefit In health much und Uie fun you use, t‘ or the equipment for working out the from tho constant use of tlielr voices, you didn’t have mortiji problem of the Individual man. There which expands tho chest. we had living plctures.% Is where tho American Red Cross finds Its greatest field for service, aid ing through Its very active Chapter* y v w v w w w / A v w v w w w w w v In reaching the disabled man with Im mediate practical help, assisting bis family while his claim Is emerging from the process of adjustment, furnishing articles of comfort, funds to tide over the difficult periods, the friendly touch of personal encouragement, helpful recreation and worry-dispelling amuse m ent H Is the warm hand of sym pathy gnd understanding which the American Red Cross extends to the majority of these disabled ex-service men, gome of them friendless in the j whirl of life, thousands of them with w ives and children dependent upon them, and hundreds of them frequent ly helpless In the face of grim ne cessity. 2,679 Chapters Aiding Veteran* In this work, upon whose accom plishment the American Red Cross is Urging a record-breaking enrollment In the Roll Call which opens o*i Armis tice Day and closes with T orb- iv- lng Day, 2,679 Chapters In all parts of the country are engaged. Tbb. >1 CHAK. L. THOM PSON, Mgr. more than were working for ex e i\'jrs«a, Oregon. t men last year when approxiv: y $10,000,000 was expended by th; Na tional Organization nnd the Chi p;, s V W A W W J J A V A V / / A ’A W . V . V / . V 3 Working together in harmonious .. ry. For the current fiscal year Nat' il Headquarters appropriated $'t i- 602.90, an Increase o f $865,5011 ! . r S e e M c F a ll a n d g e e Eetter the amount spent for the work am >.ig ex-aervlee men In the year ended r m 80 last. Since It is estimated tli e Chapters will expeml close to $” t- E y esig h t Specialist 000 from their own funds, the ■ ■ ! total of Red Cross expenditure: be » O n tario :: L Oregon this single work is expected ag reach the $10,000,000 mark hy Ju: 0, 192A Hospital and District Office W o k During the fiscal year a total of er I * 1,000 persons, paid and volunteer V s been engnged in Red Cross dul In 1 T hospitals or district offices of the ff. 8. | Veterans’ Bureau. An average of 8 (i.)0 •£ new cases requires definite and par- 1*. tlcular attention each month. Tho de- f mand for Chapter-made articles for X hospital patients Is constant. , 4 During last yeur Service Claims and J Information Service at National Head- -j* quarters handled 37,200 compensation ^ T h i s re d u c tio n in c lu d e s all,the differents! and Insurance claims, 24,560 allotment and allowance cases, and 9.700 mi 1 laneous claims. Since February, ip; i It has disposed of 64,174 allotment EDDIE PO W ELL, fro». checks payable to veterans which I lie Fast Ofllec Department reiiorted undo- FIRSTCLASS MBCf. NICS liverable. '.vìbici The Chapter Is the unit of the Red Gross organization which Is accessible to every disabled veteran or his fam ily. Between July 1, 1921, and June "0, 1922, the Chapters hnd reported 1,605,- 079 Instances of service to ■ r\ men and their dependents, at a c estimated from reports now nr baud of more than $5,340,000. Clean steel The basis of this far-reaelitn work of the Red Cross is the Individual forks, removes needs of the disabled veteran to the grease with end that he may obtain his rights tin der the law, that his especial wants may be immediately supplied, that his own and his family’s situation may l.e rendered hnppy and cheerful, and that Cleans ■ Scour*’ their outlook for the future mny visualize Incentives for independent and fruitful effort. We A re Very Bt C leaning Clover but iiov.too busy to gifi| you a price Nyssa G rain & Seed D r. J . A. McFalli Ford Cars Red no $50 PHONE 43 S E R V IC E GARAGE, MAKING HOUSEWORK SAI Large cake Spread Christmas Jsy Abroad More than 100,000 Christmas bove-. for the children of Central Euro ,.’ were packet! by the Junior Rod Cross last year. The spread of Christmas Joy through these boxes will be largelj Increased this ye»r because of th* plans already unde* way. N o waste ENOCH W OMAN'S SOWS CO., New Tert, U. $. A. aoE Z O f Nyssa Community J. J/F Iem in g, Minister. SU N D A Y SERVICES. SUNDAY SCHOOL ...............................................— MORNING SERMON .................. ...................... ........ YOUNG PEOPLE’S M EETING.................. EVENING SERMON __________________ __ ____ WEEKDAY MEETIM ■S. Lord We Afi If ». i 1 I ; CO A l-.L _ 0 --. a c c jo t