tEuance o f a custom the origin of
* '3 MARRIED TO BEST MAN in those days commonly Included TOOK COD BELIEF
which nobody understands, not even
an Immense ostrich feather,”
That i
the generous-hearted gentleman who C Id Happening Recorded at ^Wadding was George Eliot.
The contrast be Description by A r i. otic
Cngl >«h F u m i n Glad U Contribute hands out the sixpence und the buns,
Never Existed lake-
tween the solemnity of the face anil i
— Cridc ;i oom Willing to Allow
Mon«y to BshibRsr of O u t fio-
or tbs thankful ladles who receive
ous Read
Tc »y.
the frivolity of the headgear had i
bride Timo to Conoidor.
•my of Han » n H a
Asm.
something pathetic and provincial
Aristotle was one of the greatest
Tbe custom la “ ropt in mlstry,” as
Not so long ago a strange error about It.
It 1» no uncuiumon tight U> the coun Mr. Yellowplush would say, hut It goes
______ t
minds of all time. Mis philosophical
occiiith
J
ut
a
church
wedding.
In
try to eucounter • pour countryman on year by year. One story Is that a
deductions and reasoning powers have
Invented Railroad Tickets.
carrying a (ox—dead, of course— in bis Mdy who passed away In the eurller some wuy the bridal party became
never been surpassed, hut like many
confused
and
at
the
close
of
the
cere
Thomas Edmondson, an Englishman. 1 another great goaiu# he often made
arms, and culling with U on (armors years of tlje Reformation, anxious thut
mony
It
was
discovered
that
the
bride
deserves
our
thanks.
It
is
not
very
and landowner* in the neighborhood, masses should be said for her. and
the mistake of accepting common sup
had been married to the best uian
amusing to stand in a queue ai the positions for truth. He was not him
says London Answers.
knowing they could not be Bald pub- Further complications arose from the
railway depot waiting for your ticket, self an observer, and his dependence
He usually cooveys It to th* bach llcly, left money for that purpose to I
door and displays it proudly to any be distributed every Good Friday. She fact thut the best inan was already j hut your wait would be far longer had | upon the observation of others often
engaged
to
the
bride’s
younger
sis
not Edmondson invented the ticket led him into ridiculous errors.
one who will listen to him; then, bar hoped that the poor widows, as they
He
ing described graphically what a bores picked up the sixpences from her tomb ter. The register had not yet been printing machine.
wrote in this fashion concerning the
signed,
and
there
was
nothing
for
and destructive animal the fas eras stone. would offer a silent pruyer on
Previous to this Invention, a paper
It but to perform the ceremony over ticket had to be filled tip by hand for phoenix, a fabulous bird which never
before bis death, he begs for a small her behalf.
existed.
ngaln.
The
mistake
hud
arisen
gift of money.
each passenger; in still earlier time#
“The Ethiopians and Indians tell us
through the best man undertaking to the name and address of every travel
The custom Is very ancient and In
make the necessary response for the er was entered in a book. What a of birds of varied coloring and inde
A Way to Save Him.
called In many parts of England, "bag
scribable; of the phoenix of Arabia,
Willy la a little* scamp. He goes bridegroom, who was so nervous us slow process It must have been!
ging the fox." The Idas la this: Fusee,
most noteworthy of all.
It is de
to be unable to remember them him
especially In nonhuntlng districts, are from one piece of mischief to another
It is pleasant to be able to record scribed to be of the si/,»* o. an e iule,
self. At a wedding which took place
one of the farmers' greatest euamleA so fast that his mother Is worn out
that, unlike some other inventors, J5d- with golden sheen about the neck but
in u country villuge a few years ago
and the knowledge that one o f these and nervous from the strain of con
mondson profited fairly well by his purple otherwise, varied with reseat#
the brklegroonf, on being asked the
creatures bas been destroyed-—espe tinually extricating him from Ids pre
discovery. For a license to use his feathers on a tail of blue, and with
customary
question,
"W
ilt
thou
take
cially tbe female fox—Is Indeed good dicaments. The last straw was un In
Dlteot he charged yearly $2 per mile tufts beautifying the face and a
this woman to be thy wife?” scratched j
news to the fanner.
Aa a conse cident that occurred while they were
of railway. /Thus he did not. us peo feathery crown and head,
Manlius
his
head
reflectively,
and,
turning
to
1
quence, should any poor cottager be visiting at grandma's.
ple say, ‘‘do badly/*
says that in Arabia it is < »nsidered
the
bride,
asked:
“
Will
ye
clean
my
Was It mischief or just curiosity that
fortunate enough either to shoot or M
sacred to the sun and live
I
boots?” TJie query was met in the I
trap a fox. he carries his victim far led Willy to stick hts head between
affirmative, and the ceremony pro- | JUST RAKED OUT THE FISK years. When it grows old it makes
two
rods
of
the
banister?
It
was
miles round the countryside and dis
itself a nest of cassis and t w i -:s of
when Willy tried to get his head out eeeded. A laughable incident once
plays It.
and couldn't that the trouble com occurred nt a village wedding. When Truthful Old Gentleman Recalls to frankincense. In this it di s. Then
He exitects a reward from each
from it« bones and marro1 is pro-
Mind a Catch That Was Really
menced. He ralaed his voice (and the the bride had reached the church she *
farmer he visits sod Is very teldum
duced what seems a
ill worm, but
Worth While.
neighborhood). The entire household had forgotten her gloves, and flatly
dlsiipiMilnted.
The gifts vary from ruahed to his rescue— mother leading, refused to be married without them, j
It afterward becomes a ei
sixpence to us much us 5 shillings, and
Of the pelican he wr
“ It was Just such a day as this,"
When
with grandma a close second. They adding: “ lie quick, lest I change my
one day on the road “ begging tbe fox” tried In every way possible to extri mind!” Two hours later the bride- j said the Pld fisherman. "There was a they find their ymjng kill
a ser-
can easily yield the lucky laborer 4 or cate the boy's heed, but without suc groom was discovered seuted in the j warm drizzly rain falling, with a light pent they mourn and ben
•Ives
!i pounds.
tjlnod
cess. It must have expanded during local inn, calmly puffing away at a wind from the south, a most favorable upon their sides, and wit
The skin Is also, of course, his own the moments of Its Imprisonment.
to lif#
cigar, waiting, as he explained, to see : day to fish. It was down on tile south discharged they thus hrinn
property, and for this he can some
When grandma, with her usunl pres if the bride really would change her \ fork along In the late Nineties that I the hollies of tbe dead.”
times secure us much as 23 shillings ence of mind, ordered, "Get me a saw, mind.
made tile big catch.”
In the murket of the nearest town.
"How many did you get?” I asked,
quick I" mother broke down complete
ROCKS THAT PUZZLE
R W IN
us I moved my elmlr closer, so as not
ly : “Oh, grandma, will we have to cut
CROMWELL
HAD
LIGHTER
SIDE
to miss any of the story.
bis
head
elf?”
“
No."
answered
“
gran,"
FOLLOW QUEER OLD CUSTOM calmly, ’'just Che banister rod.”—Chi
Great Naturalist Could Offer No Ex
“ Well, it was no use to try to count
planation of Peculiar Land Off
Incident Recorded of Him Seems to them.” said the old fisherman, as he
cago
Journal.
South American Coast.
Good Friday Csremonlsa That Have
Prove That He Could Enjoy a
refilled his pipe. " I was raking hay
Foundations In Charity Ars Still
Practical Joke.
down on a big meadow near the river,
English Archbishops.
T o the average reader the name of
Malntalnsd In London.
when a Mg school of salmon trout
The
There are but two archbishops of
It Is told of Oliver Cromwell, the came up, so 1 Just drove back and Rt. Paul's Rocks is unfamiliar.
average geography and map make no
One of the queerest customs to b# the Established Church of England In English leader and soldier, that he
forth
across
the
river
and
raked
them
seen In the queer old city of London
mention of St. Paul’s Rocks. They are,
England— the archbishop of Canter
hnd n great love o f fun, which ho
is observed on morning of Oood Fri bury and the archbishop of York. The would Indulge often at the expense of out, you could see piles of fish of course, uninhabited. The little
for
miles
on
both
sides
of
tlu-
river.*
day, when 21 widows of the parish
known island or rather group, lies one
former Is the first peer of England others, according to the impulse of
“That sure must have been some big
pick up hr many bright silver Six next to the royal family, and has the the moment. An exuuiple o f this trait
degree above the equator and 510
school
of
fish,”
I
remarked,
s
pences, fresh from the mint, from a
miles off the coast o f South America.
title of bla grace given to him. ami is shown In the following Incident.
“
Well,
that
was
the
most
fish
I
flat tombstone In the churchyard and likewise most reverend father In God. Cromwell hnd a very beautiful daugh
In the entire breadth o f the Atlan-
ever
seen,”
he
said
as
he
tilted
back
receive us many hot cross buns.
He Is styled lord primate of nil Eng
ter, and at the (line he came into In Ids ehnir and crossed bis legs. \ tic there is probably no land so re-
I mote. The Rofcks measure only about
Kuhere, the founder of St. Bartholo land and metropolitan. The archbish power In England oqe of his nttend-
“They bad to put in new piers under
mew s, away buck In the Twelfth cen op of York has precedence of dukes nnts took n fancy to this young lady.
j 1,400 feet In length and some 700
all
the
bridges
on
the
river;
those
fish
and great officers of state, except the One day Cromwell went into his
feet in width.
There is no harfcfor
tury, who Is credited with having bfen
hud
completely
worn
them
oil
when
worth the name the only entrance be
a merry jester In hie unregenerate lord chancellor. He Is called his grace (laughter's room und was surprised to
they
rubbed
them
coming
*
up
tbe
and most reverend father In God. nnd see his page on his knees making a
ing a narrow inlet but a few feet in
days, nitty have laughud at the con-
styled primate o f England and metro declaration of his love to hi%dnughter. river.”
width.
As far,as the records show,
"W
ere
there
any
very
big
ones?”
I
politan. The archbishop of Canter
It has only been visited two or three
SUMMONS.
“ What does this mean?” demanded
asked.
bury has a stipend of £13,000 ($73,000) Cromwell.
times in the' last 50 years.
"W ell, yes,” drolled the old man,
IN TH E C IR C U IT C O U R T O F TH E a year, and the archbishop of York
The most famous visitor to the
“ May it please your worship," stam
“6ome
o
f
tbe
farmers
along
the
river
S T A T E OF OREGON FO R M A L one of £9.000 ($43,000).
Rocks was, doubtless, Charles Darwin,
mered the frightened page, “ I am In
used the backbones of tlu* largest ones
H E U R C O U NTY.
love with yonder waiting maid”—
who landed there and made mi
pointing, to her as he spoke— “ and I to stnke their beans on.”
nute investigations.
His description)
M A R Y DODGE, Plaintiff,
When Spring Comet to London.
“ I supposp the ribs formed ¡1 ludde- of tHis visit is contained in ids hook
vs.
In the long lane that leads to spring have .been beseeching your daughter to gather the beans with," 1 -'aid.
on volcanic islands. Darwin decided
C H A R LE S H. DODGE, Defendant.
the first new leaf o f brush or (ree is to us« her Influence In my behalf."
“ Yes, that's right,” said the old man after careful investigation that the
“ Are you willing," said Crcunwell to
To Charles H. Dodge, the above tbe honeysuckle, next Is the elder's,
as
he
plodded
down
the
bill.—
Wash
Itocks were not of volcanic origin.
and now at last the green buds appear the waiting mnld, “ to have this fellow
named defendant:
ington star.
for your husband?"
They lie much too far south to have
In the name o f the State o f Ore on tbe hawthorns, and break Into leaf,
I been a part of the fabulous continent
“ Yes,” she answered.
so that a forward hedge Is dappled
gon, you are hereby required to ap
"W ell, then,'' said Cromwell, we’ll
FIRST TO CROSS CONTINENT of Atlantis. In his report Darwin
with verdure. The wood sallows, with
! Bays that the island was composed of
pear and answer the complaint filed their satin-soft cushions of down, hnve a minister cnlled In nnd you two
against you in the above entitled make a silvery Illumination In umher- shall be married Immediately,” nnd It Sir Alexander Mackenzie Made Adven ! rocks unlike any lie had ever seen,
nnd adds that he was unable to char
suit within six weeks from the 7th hued woods, and the cushions are fast was no sooner said than done.— Phila
turous Trip With a White Party
acterize them by any name.
in 1792-1793.
day o f July, 1922, which is the date opening into golden flowers. Ited nnd delphia Ledger.
J,
of the first publication o f this sum
mons; and if you fail so to appear
and answer for want thereof, the
plaintiff will apply to the Court for
the relief demanded
in
the com
plaint, to-wit:
,
For a decree of divorce from the
defendant and the care and custody
o f the two minor children o f the
plaintiff and defendant, and fo r a
judgment for her costs and disburse
ments o f this suit.
This summons is published in the
Gate City Journal, a weekly news
paper published and having general
circulation in this County, by order
o f the above entitled Court made
and entered on the 6th day o f July,
1922, and dircting the tame to be
published for six weeks commencing
with the issue o f said paper o f July
7th, 1922, and ending with the issue
of August 18th, 1922, and further
directing that a copy o f this sum
mons and of the complaint be forth
with mailed to
defendant
at hts
place o f residence if known.
D A V IS & KESTER,
Attorneys fo r Plaintiff,
Residing at Vale. Oregon.
umber shades are the first colors of
spring.
Osier beds make arresting
patches of orange red In a landscape,
and the elms are wine hued with their
myriads o f flowers—the wryneck inay
be calling among them any day.—Loo-
dan Post.
Cannibal Plant.
In the Indian territory Is a remark
able parasite called the air plant. One
will frequently find the ground cov
ered with what seems luxuriant vege
tation. for this plant has a rich foliage
of deep and ahundunt green. However,
If one lifts one o f these little twigs
be will find It attached to a strong,
woody stem.
Continuing to lift it
and following It for yards, he will find
that the vine Is not clinging tn any
thing. but is simply lying upon other
plants, and If he fellows It Its whole
length he will come to the other end
of the stem, without root nnd attached
to nothing.
Under the plant will be only dead
twigs und stems of other vegetation,
for nothing can live under this life-
■applug vine.
Onions as Madicine.
The Hebrews regarded the onion
merely for ita culinary value. Tha
Greeks were fond of both onions nnd
N O TIC E OF S A L E O F E 8 T R A Y S . garlic, the former apparently used
whan drinking to Increase thirst and
IN TH E JUSTICE C O U R T OF TH E anchance the pleasures of the cup.
D ISTR IC T
OF
NYSSA,
M A L Rut In palmy days of Rome the two
H EUR C O U N TY , S T A T E OF OR vegetables had become largely tjie
badge o f tbe rabble. In the Middle
EGON.
ages any well-set table contained a
G. G. LEES, Claimant,
plate o f red onions. The chief repute
vs.
of tbe onion In medicine was as s
JOHN DOE, Defendant.
diuretic and remedy for dropsy. This
N O TIC E is hereby given
that belief has persisted up to the present
pursuant
to an order heretofore time and It Is somewhat strange tn
made by W. S. Clore, Justice o f the find that as early as 1833 onions and
Peace of said Court, the undersigned a milk diet were pronounced the best
remedy for dropsy.
will sell or cause to be sold, at pub
lie auction fo r cash, on the 9th day
Helping tha Judge.
o f August, 1922, at the hour o f 2
It n i bis first esse, sad the lawyer,
o’clock p. m. at the corral located on
the NW14 of the NE14 o f Section whose xesl probably outweighed hi*
17. Twp. 19 S. R. 47 E. W. M., learning, was arguing a case In u local
court.
Malheur County, Oregon, the follow
“ My coutsutlon. your honor." he
ing described stock, to-wit: One ■old. “ la that the lower court made
grade Herford cow, 4 or 6 years an error because the verdict is against
old, branded —
on left hip, ear tbe weight of evidence."
“ W e can’t hear that," said the
marks, half
underslope end half
under crop in right ear. Also black judge, meaning that even a rising
and white calf, no brand, ear mark young lawyer’s opinion Is not evidence.
"•Very well, then," said the young
ed, crop in left ear le ft aide o f nose
■an of the law, who entirely nils-.-d
nnd tongue cut off, which said stock
the point, “t f your honor will listen
was taken up, as estrays, by said t will apeak a little louder."— London
undersigned,
Dec.
10, 1921, said Answers
stock w ill be sold to satisfy dam
ages, cost of keeping, and all ex
Land and Luttsrs.
*
pense
incurred
including
Justice
-Ten can't come Into the building,
Fees and cost o f advertising and ■eld the saver* man In the uniform
sale, and such other costs and ex “ Tou rs a book agent.”
“I'm not," proteated the visitor. 'Tin
penses as may have been regularly
a Uterstor. i f a man who sells houses
made.
G. G. LEES, Claimant.
Id a "realtor a man who sells h.s.ks
First publication July 14, 1922.
feaa a perfect right to be known as a
Second publication July 21, 1922.
lite rs tor *
flood McCormick Mower for aaia. !
•asms tn Be Nature’s Law.
Albert Gibson.— Adv.
Tan can’t kaap a dead level long. If
an barn everythin* down fiat to mnke
Lost— One
sorrel
mart, weight
I Why. blaaa jou r #oul. If all ft**
about 1009 lbs., with roached mane,
M M ot th# world were reduced to
branded 9 on left
shoulder.
$19
M M t you'd hare a new set of mll-
reward will be paid fo r return o f
M nlraa In a couple of roa-* or so.
animal. J. N. Shelton,
.Njraan, O r • t o f tbs trade In potash.—Oliver
egon.
Adr.-JnsM -tf
The first white man to cross tills
Remarkable Mountain of Sand.
continent by a route north of Mexico
In the great desert regions of the
was Sir Alexander Mackenzie, a Southwest there is a remarkable
Scotsman, who rose high in the serv jnountain of sand. The behavior o f
ice of the old North West company, it mystified the early settlers who In
which was amalgamated with the Hud the days#of ’40 followed the old trail
son's Bay company in 1821. Macken from Yuma to Los Angeles. The moun
zie was in the Far West when he tain was constantly changing form,
planned his trip across country to the j The first pioneers mentioned it tn
Pacific coast. In the autumn of 1792 , |h(ljr fr|pn(]g as a landmark by which
he led his party far up the Peacerl\er, i f)Ipy J H f guide themselves on their
where they built a post and wintered. I WI^. into the ntn, country, but It
On May 9, 1793, the party sot out, pass- ¡ changed its appearance so rapidly tlgit
ing up the Peace river, through the I n)any of tholl) faiied to recognize it.
Rocky mountains, across to the Fraser j wan,iere(j f ronl the trail and were lost
river, which was followed down stream | |n the desert.
for some distance, and then across
p
,p (Usrovrrp(, h,ter that, It was
country through an unexplored region, the s t I W vvin„ B tllllt f ron, time to
until*the party came out on the In- : t,m(. „ „
aorosS the de .rt that
clfic coast. Mixing n quantity of \er j nn(je t)1(, ,nountntn act in so queer a
millón with melted grease, Mackenzie | v.n
wln(l ,,lew It shifted
wrote on the inland side of a high rock j |oogp
fr,„„
s|,„t lo „„other,
rlsing,from the shore these words to h d lltÁ cw domes and pinnacles and
mark his visit; “ Alexander I.irken- destroyed others, tirtll within a short
zle. Just from Canada hy land, th” tlrpl(1 ,)„, „hole mountain |.n ute.l an
twenty-second of July, One thousand ] eI<lrelv ncw oll,iim «gainst the sky.
seven hundred nnd ninety-three. Lat. 1
. ________________
52 degrees, 20 minutes, 48 seconds ¡
.
Books Centuries Old.
north.” Mackenzie then retraced his
A L,tt,e
carnm°-
Some of England's oldest art treas course nnd returned to the East.
One of the young vomen knew noth-
•
__ ________________ _
ing about football and knew she knew
ures, from Durham cathedral’s mo
nothing; the other knew nothing about
nastic library, were recently brought to
Conservation of the Birds.
football and thought she knew some-
London und placed on view at the Vic
Entlrely
apart
from
the
economic
|
th(n(r> Th(! r0Sult was that the couple
toria and Albert museum. Most of the
are
the
ethical
and
aesthetic
p
mscs
<
*
caused endless amusement among tli#
work in northern English of the ear
When
lier Anglo-Irish schools o f Lindisfurne the question. Does not good citizen spo<.,ators sittlnK .. .„r them
..... .
and Durham, and the examples ship demand that nil i>osslhle measure j th(, K,r| who tl„ )11K,„ slu,
glv„ n
,,f |rmwllrntu
of eallgraphy and Illumination range be taken to conserve, perpetuate an. i (hln(,
Increase all the beautiful and useful inf„ rm.,tion to th„ Irl who knew she
in dates from the Seventh to the Four
creatures of the earth? The fauna no I didn't know much the latter pointed
teenth century. Among • the manu
leas than the flora of a country are i
to the Hold and a. ed:
scripts are two traditionally attrib
among its great treasures to be cher
uted In the Middle ages to the vener
“ What are those?"
ished and protected for the genera
able Rede, hut this ascription is not
“ What, dour?" replied her compan
tions to come, as well as for the de
now accepted. There are. also, sev
light and enjoyment of that of the ion. “ Do you me :n all thi -c little
eral of the hooks given to the mon
present. In any country ns more per- j figures?" They’re men, of course.”
astery by the Bishops William de St. I
"No, no! I mean thbse posts stuck
sons turn hack to nature for recrea-
Carlieph (1080-1096) and Hugh de I
tlon nnd entertainment, the apprecia- In the ground."
Pulset (Pudsey) 1154-1195. Three of
tlon of natural resources inerc
- mil
^ n,| s|„, pointed to the goal posts,
the four volumes of Pudsey’s Bible, as
a kindlier spirit is manifested
ward \ "W ell fancy you not kn.nvlng what
one of the most splendid in existence,
the birds. This quickened Interest in i they are!” exclaimed
Mi Knowall.
are included in the exhibit.
nil phases of bird life finds expre--ion . «w h y. they’re football fixtures!"
In organized effort to promote their j
- - - - - - - - - - - - —.—
A Word for Moth*rs-in-Law.
well-being as well ss In the individual
Peculiar Church ‘‘Ceremonies.’*
A Pennsylvania preacher blames effort to attract and cherish through
Since a Spanish play produced at
mothers-ln-iuw for 75 per cent of the kindliness these delightful ornaments
the Opera Comlque, depicted llano
aiutrlmonial disasters and refers to of park and lawn.— Exchange.
ing in churches Parisians believe
them ns "mother-out-laws."
We ven
that dancing in such establishments ia
ture to say mothers-ln-law and fathers-
Being filmed hy an American mov I
|n
fa. lll(,nab|,, „ n,y
in-law have done more to prevent mat-1 log-picture operator, the sph!
! themselves would be against such at
rlmnnlnl shipwrecks than all the law
course, was able to demonstrat its . tractions * in France.
Nevertheless
and the gospels, asserts Capper’s qualifications for the silent drum
there exists a church in France where
Weekly. The old folks know the reefs
one day in the year— Saint Marcel’#
and how to steer by them, and they
Armenian# are Jazzing their
day—dancing i# allowed in the village
wish, the young folks to have a p ro »
to gAt some punch into it, \\
church. A t Barjols, they kill a calf
perous and reasonably happy voyage.
Inject a little Into the Armenian
and cook it in the church and eat it
Mothers-In-law and fathers-ln-law arc
drit?
selves If it creates fighting
there. After the meal the choir make#
•he beacon lights of the matrimonial
y for a local
.•eu. They shine on every dangerous
The announcement that bel < are tf I up the liveliest
shore and certainly the world never
give way to suspenders seem to ha*« '
. and couple*
had greater need for them than at
lacked authority. Now If t
:».« i shorn of
present.
nose emsefs. that might be
Haggling Habit#.
i bis story is told of a tightwad who
as prevailed upon one Sunday morn
.. by ids wife lo go to church. Not
nl> \v** he very busily reading the
»o^ruui o f the service when *he col-
»•ciion basket was passed, but when
In* minister announced that the con
mi ion would all Join In sinking
hive stanzas o f Old Hurdled the mao
arose from his sea* and from force of
habit usked the minister t he hoi do t
ake it the Ninety and Nine. i ’ !?. wife
hasn't urged hiq^to go to nm u. with
r since.—Columbus DUpat*.:* .
Cuckoo
t- 2 'jG 01 Any Size.
For ingenious villainy, the cuckoo
holds the prize uinong h‘ rds. It lay*
eggs in the nests of other l lr<Js; then,
as si un as the young cuckoos hatch,
it lifts the rfther nestlings on its aek
and throws them from the ueM or ob# j
them of the food brought buck by their
parents. Tbe cuckoo - “ ¿ns to have
the ability to lay eggs of the
•«;•» size
as those alread.v In the nest whether
they are large
miiu II
frace Danger Steadfastly.
Danger* are no more light if the;
o n e seen 1 light ; and •••.ore danger#
have deceived men than forced them;
nay, it were hener to^neet some dan
gers half-way, though they come noth
ing near, than to keep, too tong a
watch upon their appmerhos; for If
n man watch ton long, *i .is odds he
will fall asleep —Lord *iacon.
Copper Weld# Iren.
It hns boon
iy discovered t
Iron may he v ry 1 ».mly nnd cmr
enti y welded h; mr.kdig nse of •
If a* piece of «.oi pcr o»i ¡i h iron
he heated in h n »f;n r spiiere of byd
gen, the copp» r vi; 1 spread «ver
iron In a thin
netrating film. Th
If the copper je melted bet we*
pieces of Iron. II «c id « tlu-tn t
the iKpfM-r fi'm act on Tty workd.
in lief ween tli » crystal# of tlu
I'hidcM for «1* • m turi»Ines are
the article# which have been i
cured by this simple and nove! i
—
Out ot Place.
He could wj/ite i comic essay that
would make you I’airlx roar a- :i Ills
after dinner speeches \ ere with humoi
brimr.dn. .'or Ini when loir lo mind
the baby his resources flatly f.- 'led and
the funnier he tried to he the more
the baby willed
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“ A Bone to Pick/*
Tills phrase originalen in a marriage
custom of Sicily
The father of the
bride hands the bridegroom a bone
saying, “ Pick ibis horn»; you have un N Y S S A
dertaken a most difficult task. - Ap
parently married life among the Sicil
ians did not 1.1 vv¡i y * r.m smoothly!
Punishment.
She was only three years old, but
she was very vain. After all, age has
little to do with vanity.
Her governess found her the most
difficult of the three children to man
age, nnd the whole family was sur
prised when they discovered that the
young girl who was hired to wheel
the baby out In the park could manage
her as easily as if she were a model
child.
“ How do you do It?” the mother
asked one day.
The
girl
smiled.
“ She’s easy
enough to handle,” she said. "Made
moiselle always tries to reason* with
her. That doesn’t do any good, be
cause she just turns unthinking ears
to her. But when I have her out, if
she won’t behave, I just take her lit
tle curls and tuck them away up un
der her hat so no one can see them.
Then in about two minutes she’ll
promise to be Just ns good as gold
If I ’ll only pull them out again.**
Pathetic Picture of Author.
In the first chapter of Edmond
Go###'# “ Impression#” he recalls a
strange pair in a victoria he often met
in the course o f hi* walks from the
northwest o f London toward Whitehall
In and after l«7fl. The man, pretoa
turely aging, was hirsute, rugged
and satyrlike. That was George Henry
Lewes. The woman was "a large
thick-set syhil. whose mssslve festure*.
dreamy and Immobile, somewhat grim
«■lien seen in profile, were Incongru-
mis iK.rrtered hy a hat, always In the
height of the Paris fashion, which
N o power on earth can saw*
y o u r c ro p w h e n o n c e the
flames are sweeping over the
fields. But you can protect
y o u r s e lf fro m m o n e y lo ss
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